Player Info

User: Beefcan
Class: Perpetual Peon
Admin?: No
Level: 61
Next level: 58 days, 13:09:39
Status: Offline
Host: panthar!~panthar@v01.panthar.org
Account Created: Mon Jun 7 07:58:03 2021
Last login: Tue Sep 5 10:23:44 2023
Total time idled: 252 days, 04:06:24
Current position: [90,458]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 111 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 47
charm: 68
gloves: 35
helm: 70 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 33
ring: 32
shield: 35
tunic: 77 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 206 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 714

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 03:19:33
quit: 2 days, 11:11:03

total: 2 days, 14:30:36

Character Modifiers

[06/07/21 14:06:54] Beefcan [19/20] has challenged bookworm [49/226] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/07/21 18:08:08] Beefcan [20/81] has challenged Destruia [30/252] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/07/21 20:02:23] buzzzzz [148/228] has challenged Beefcan [59/96] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from buzzzzz's clock.
[06/07/21 20:20:32] Beefcan [54/108] has challenged edk [14/227] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/07/21 21:58:29] Carl [84/257] has challenged Beefcan [70/108] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/07/21 23:07:30] Beefcan [38/111] has challenged tsr [163/202] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/08/21 01:02:29] Beefcan [87/122] has challenged PiotrekD [221/264] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/08/21 02:56:11] dnim [94/286] has challenged Beefcan [34/122] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from dnim's clock.
[06/08/21 11:42:54] Beefcan [63/159] has challenged caeli [66/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/08/21 17:25:52] eggy [30/142] has challenged Beefcan [15/183] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:48 is removed from eggy's clock.
[06/08/21 19:07:03] Beefcan sharpened the edge of their weapon! Beefcan's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/21 20:06:20] Beefcan [23/186] has challenged Finley [16/74] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/08/21 22:57:42] eising [149/204] has come upon Beefcan [32/186] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:18:20 is removed from eising's clock.
[06/09/21 06:41:12] Beefcan [182/211] has challenged allo [246/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/09/21 13:58:32] Beefcan [62/230] has challenged gildarts [83/208] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/09/21 22:25:53] Beefcan [82/230] has challenged MadMan [119/244] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/10/21 02:41:47] Angelina [29/295] has challenged Beefcan [220/230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Angelina's clock.
[06/10/21 08:14:25] Beefcan [94/230] has challenged MadMan [139/244] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/10/21 09:35:04] Beefcan, pants, and smoops [223/640] have team battled RussellB, simple, and MadMan [787/808] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:01 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/21 10:00:34] szczot3k, xbill, and simple [951/1004] have team battled li, Beefcan, and buzzzzz [132/775] and won! 0 days, 01:32:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/21 11:59:12] smoops [3/201] has challenged Beefcan [9/230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to smoops's clock.
[06/10/21 16:32:14] Beefcan has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:42 from level 29.
[06/10/21 16:46:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 0 days, 01:28:47 toward level 29.
[06/10/21 18:49:00] Beefcan [187/230] has challenged vectr0n [78/236] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/11/21 06:17:19] Beefcan [212/230] has challenged Finley [227/263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/11/21 13:34:09] Sombra [52/266] has come upon Beefcan [226/230] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:45 is added to Sombra's clock.
[06/11/21 21:35:55] Beefcan [181/260] has challenged TauPan [138/239] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/11/21 22:06:52] Ankhers [68/229] has challenged Beefcan [145/260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[06/12/21 00:47:48] Beefcan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:42 from level 32.
[06/12/21 08:55:36] Zaratustra [102/345] has challenged Beefcan [42/260] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/12/21 10:52:29] Beefcan lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:58 from level 32.
[06/12/21 13:53:46] Beefcan [237/265] has challenged aqsd [347/355] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/12/21 16:33:51] Beefcan misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:58:21 from level 33.
[06/13/21 01:51:55] starlink [28/321] has come upon Beefcan [146/265] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:31:23 is added to starlink's clock.
[06/13/21 08:07:05] Beefcan [177/265] has come upon szczot3k [255/339] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:22 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/13/21 08:23:44] ubergeek [77/186] has challenged Beefcan [133/265] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to ubergeek's clock.
[06/13/21 12:47:53] Beefcan [126/265] has challenged Phil [37/284] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/13/21 13:32:35] charitwo [62/320] has challenged Beefcan [70/265] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to charitwo's clock.
[06/13/21 18:06:26] Sparks [136/312] has challenged Beefcan [87/265] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from Sparks's clock.
[06/14/21 09:25:01] Beefcan [130/328] has challenged t3chn0 [6/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/15/21 09:15:06] Beefcan [66/413] has challenged cfebs [154/244] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/15/21 09:48:07] Beefcan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:40 towards level 36.
[06/15/21 10:16:08] Beefcan [131/413] has come upon GyrosGeier [125/223] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:58:50 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/15/21 23:30:15] Umbire, Kite, and Bkid [402/765] have team battled edef, kptr, and Beefcan [708/1007] and lost! 0 days, 02:03:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/21 12:34:57] Beefcan [105/413] has challenged AlexS [91/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/17/21 20:01:17] Forud [388/421] has challenged Beefcan [129/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Forud's clock.
[06/17/21 20:50:42] Beefcan [150/413] has challenged bg [6/113] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:50 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/18/21 03:16:44] Beefcan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:31 towards level 38.
[06/18/21 04:29:39] Beefcan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:26 towards level 38.
[06/18/21 11:06:12] Beefcan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:48 towards level 38.
[06/18/21 12:21:55] Beefcan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:36 towards level 38.
[06/18/21 12:53:59] Beefcan [219/413] has come upon Snarlack [64/290] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:08:23 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/18/21 17:10:34] gdm [295/307] has challenged Beefcan [215/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from gdm's clock.
[06/19/21 00:58:42] TauPan, meti, and edk [814/1017] have team battled Beefcan, Sombra, and lastmikoi [151/1106] and won! 0 days, 00:05:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/21 02:00:28] Beefcan [42/421] has challenged Gatewayy [158/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/19/21 08:54:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Beefcan with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 03:53:47 from level 39.
[06/20/21 06:06:55] Sparks [190/337] has challenged Beefcan [373/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Sparks's clock.
[06/20/21 11:34:40] Tenedos [99/293] has challenged Beefcan [420/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[06/20/21 18:16:49] anarcat, tomhek, and Beefcan [212/1080] have team battled FenderQ, glguy, and trashicus [918/919] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/21 03:22:33] Beefcan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:33:54 from level 39.
[06/21/21 08:41:02] Beefcan, AlexS, and Endust [134/1040] have team battled popey, Pricey, and Sombra [313/1030] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/21 09:46:22] Beefcan [63/477] has challenged chiastre [328/340] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/21/21 17:53:13] Beefcan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:31 towards level 40.
[06/22/21 20:59:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 0 days, 11:46:26 toward level 40.
[06/22/21 21:24:41] Beefcan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:29 towards level 40.
[06/22/21 23:08:27] Beefcan [32/477] has come upon Tangles [33/377] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:19:35 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/23/21 04:07:54] Beefcan [198/477] has challenged Andrio [143/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/23/21 18:14:01] CharlieAngel [189/262] has challenged Beefcan [251/477] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to CharlieAngel's clock.
[06/24/21 02:28:40] _sh [293/426] has challenged Beefcan [42/477] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from _sh's clock.
[06/24/21 12:56:59] CharlieAngel, Juan, and drahthaar [110/696] have team battled Globbs, gdm, and Beefcan [26/1217] and won! 0 days, 00:02:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/21 11:59:51] Beefcan [226/477] has come upon MrGlass [290/298] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:13 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/25/21 13:04:17] Beefcan [156/482] has challenged Fenrik [62/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/25/21 21:43:34] Juan [91/202] has challenged Beefcan [297/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Juan's clock.
[06/26/21 15:34:44] Beefcan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Beefcan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/21 22:38:19] Beefcan, Psilocybe, and BMO [192/1312] have team battled ChowderKeg, Destruia, and ShinobiChileno [745/1024] and lost! 0 days, 01:39:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/21 23:18:19] Alarien [5/255] has challenged Beefcan [252/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Alarien's clock.
[06/28/21 05:09:46] Angelina [32/437] has challenged Beefcan [378/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Angelina's clock.
[06/28/21 08:38:07] Beefcan [393/485] has challenged Misza [194/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/30/21 05:16:33] Syloq [155/385] has challenged Beefcan [233/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Syloq's clock.
[06/30/21 12:07:57] ShiaLabeouf [2/70] has challenged Beefcan [180/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to ShiaLabeouf's clock.
[06/30/21 18:06:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 0 days, 06:04:15 toward level 43.
[06/30/21 18:12:45] Beefcan [235/485] has come upon drahthaar [282/358] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:44 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/01/21 00:23:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Beefcan with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:49:32 from level 43.
[07/01/21 04:46:49] jjasghar [67/100] has challenged Beefcan [304/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[07/01/21 08:43:36] Beefcan [33/485] has challenged iiriix [247/352] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/02/21 03:27:37] Beefcan [299/485] has come upon Rolan [414/417] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:04:05 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/03/21 00:44:54] Asara [315/345] has challenged Beefcan [430/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Asara's clock.
[07/03/21 02:43:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Beefcan with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 07:16:14 from level 44.
[07/03/21 03:09:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Beefcan with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 01:05:02 from level 44.
[07/03/21 13:15:11] Covid-19 [370/372] has come upon Beefcan [399/485] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:02:18 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[07/03/21 15:09:04] Acolarh [259/440] has challenged Beefcan [410/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[07/03/21 15:12:23] angrychisel, Heisenberg, and Oblomov [958/1012] have team battled Pricey, MrGlass, and Beefcan [344/1170] and won! 0 days, 01:53:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/21 20:45:55] Beefcan, Sokar, and zgrep [1216/1488] have team battled Wolf, Hirion, and kptr [1194/1223] and won! 0 days, 14:15:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/21 20:46:25] Beefcan, Destruia, and Gatewayy [261/1263] have team battled Puff, Notir, and freeboson [22/1095] and won! 0 days, 06:32:53 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/21 23:33:19] RussellB [38/461] has challenged Beefcan [37/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[07/04/21 21:41:19] Beefcan [201/485] has come upon Pricey [158/350] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:12:25 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/05/21 03:11:39] Beefcan [131/493] has come upon Techman [273/409] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:31:30 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/05/21 10:38:31] beefnog [124/336] has challenged Beefcan [33/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:27 is removed from beefnog's clock.
[07/05/21 20:08:01] Beefcan [228/493] has come upon bobvador [64/401] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:04:19 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/06/21 22:54:23] io [380/522] has come upon Beefcan [393/493] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:04:34 is added to io's clock.
[07/07/21 05:04:43] Beefcan [383/501] has challenged ion [48/449] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/08/21 03:41:24] Beefcan [91/501] has come upon Neil [360/376] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:37:02 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/08/21 03:58:15] Beefcan [260/501] has come upon Neil [22/376] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:24:51 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/09/21 00:33:27] Beefcan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:06 towards level 45.
[07/09/21 09:45:10] Beefcan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:49 towards level 45.
[07/09/21 16:31:38] t3chn0 [237/498] has challenged Beefcan [403/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[07/10/21 13:41:38] Beefcan [46/501] has come upon dnim [223/418] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:50:50 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/11/21 02:38:41] Beefcan [188/508] has challenged Faradome [52/76] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:16:48 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/11/21 16:47:18] crysis [1/7] has challenged Beefcan [193/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to crysis's clock.
[07/11/21 17:27:14] Beefcan broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:30:32 from level 46.
[07/12/21 15:37:20] Crazycatlady [235/401] has come upon Beefcan [218/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:10:21 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/13/21 21:31:47] Silvanus_Betrium [243/295] has come upon Beefcan [499/508] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:03 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[07/15/21 07:51:42] Beefcan [319/508] has challenged munkis [221/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:03:47 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/16/21 11:25:51] Beefcan [365/508] has challenged rs [318/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/20/21 00:41:27] Beefcan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:39 towards level 47.
[07/20/21 03:53:23] zbe [357/448] has challenged Beefcan [12/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/20/21 04:14:37] DrinkyBird [355/428] has challenged Beefcan [124/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/20/21 16:39:27] Beefcan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:38 towards level 47.
[07/23/21 16:38:59] Ada, mordac, and BUSY [605/1009] have team battled Fenrik, Beefcan, and golgy [1071/1392] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/21 18:14:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Beefcan with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 04:52:59 from level 47.
[07/24/21 06:33:14] Beefcan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:42 towards level 47.
[07/24/21 10:58:05] Beefcan [296/508] has challenged Zaratustra [43/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/24/21 19:04:23] Beefcan [152/508] has come upon t3chn0 [394/510] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:32:47 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/24/21 23:16:29] Beefcan [304/508] has challenged Thorael [261/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:16:15 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/26/21 09:17:58] Beefcan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:23:59 from level 48.
[07/26/21 20:05:06] Angelina [134/434] has come upon Beefcan [236/508] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:33:08 is added to Angelina's clock.
[07/26/21 21:11:47] Beefcan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Beefcan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/27/21 03:14:11] Beefcan fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Beefcan's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/27/21 21:30:34] Beefcan [52/488] has come upon Uplime [54/157] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:22:59 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/29/21 10:13:57] Beefcan [420/488] has come upon coding_monk [15/222] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:11:21 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/29/21 21:45:32] Beefcan was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:28:04 from level 48.
[07/30/21 23:12:36] Beefcan broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:11 from level 48.
[07/31/21 07:51:38] Beefcan [70/488] has challenged Kachin [266/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/31/21 14:02:38] hdm [286/494] has come upon Beefcan [13/488] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:45:56 is removed from hdm's clock.
[07/31/21 15:51:15] Beefcan [269/488] has challenged Togra [474/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:56:23 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/31/21 16:12:55] Beefcan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:04:50 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 00:16:57] Rowbot [136/272] has challenged Beefcan [206/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Rowbot's clock.
[08/01/21 05:54:10] Beefcan [474/488] has challenged TimWolla [366/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:42:30 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[08/01/21 13:51:38] pztrn [135/390] has challenged Beefcan [16/488] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from pztrn's clock.
[08/01/21 13:51:38] pztrn has dealt Beefcan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:30:51 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/03/21 04:32:55] meskio [223/418] has challenged Beefcan [379/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to meskio's clock.
[08/03/21 05:22:16] Beefcan misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:17:09 from level 49.
[08/04/21 09:50:52] tswsl, Beefcan, and t3chn0 [545/1415] have team battled BUSY, CompanionCube, and Jens [365/1220] and won! 0 days, 04:31:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/21 16:20:14] Beefcan [226/488] has come upon Endust [48/346] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:55:50 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[08/04/21 16:20:14] Beefcan has dealt Endust a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:59:14 is added to Endust's clock.
[08/07/21 20:57:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 0 days, 02:00:31 toward level 49.
[08/08/21 06:46:04] Beefcan [138/516] has challenged Misza [250/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/09/21 16:17:28] Beefcan [440/516] has come upon Endust [50/346] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:16:23 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[08/10/21 05:24:32] golgy [412/466] has come upon Beefcan [354/516] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:42:41 is removed from golgy's clock.
[08/10/21 13:48:28] Beefcan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:52:07 from level 50.
[08/11/21 02:45:33] Algernon [490/493] has challenged Beefcan [503/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:35:54 is added to Algernon's clock.
[08/11/21 06:17:18] Beefcan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:15:00 from level 50.
[08/11/21 18:13:50] Beefcan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:22 towards level 50.
[08/12/21 09:13:40] Lenny_ [188/210] has challenged Beefcan [377/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Lenny_'s clock.
[08/13/21 13:43:16] Beefcan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:04 from level 50.
[08/13/21 14:35:17] LoSKi [244/252] has challenged Beefcan [7/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:53 is removed from LoSKi's clock.
[08/17/21 04:24:24] Beefcan [21/516] has come upon Zaratustra [428/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:07:02 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/17/21 17:56:36] Beefcan [111/516] has come upon pyre [235/514] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:35:52 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/18/21 21:36:10] CaseDorsett [0/1] has challenged Beefcan [122/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to CaseDorsett's clock.
[08/19/21 17:14:23] scornn [107/426] has challenged Beefcan [84/516] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from scornn's clock.
[08/25/21 03:03:06] Beefcan [96/527] has challenged kenyon [387/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/25/21 06:18:41] Beefcan [116/527] has come upon kptr [101/423] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:21:43 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[08/25/21 08:33:56] Beefcan left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Beefcan's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/25/21 14:52:12] Beefcan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:35:01 from level 51.
[08/26/21 21:04:11] texke [189/418] has challenged Beefcan [115/520] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from texke's clock.
[08/27/21 13:34:57] Beefcan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:52 towards level 51.
[08/28/21 00:17:48] Beefcan [320/520] has challenged pwae [376/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:29 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/28/21 14:36:39] pastly [245/477] has come upon Beefcan [188/520] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:32:52 is removed from pastly's clock.
[08/28/21 19:29:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 1 day, 04:19:27 toward level 51.
[08/29/21 15:26:28] edk [355/700] has challenged Beefcan [38/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:33:47 is removed from edk's clock.
[08/29/21 15:42:55] Beefcan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:05 towards level 51.
[08/30/21 16:16:07] Beefcan [133/520] has come upon shikhin [327/481] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:11:02 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/31/21 09:56:15] Faradome, sc, and Beefcan [879/1708] have team battled elf, Syloq, and crank [518/1848] and won! 0 days, 15:01:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/21 02:35:36] Beefcan [85/520] has come upon kenyon [3/621] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:50:50 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[09/01/21 13:41:53] CodeGeek, heisenbug, and Beefcan [1098/1727] have team battled Cjefke, cremefresh, and tsr [1139/1378] and lost! 0 days, 10:57:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/21 00:50:50] jayvee [273/620] has challenged Beefcan [273/520] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[09/02/21 21:07:19] Mlajzuk [42/376] has come upon Beefcan [519/520] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:26 is added to Mlajzuk's clock.
[09/03/21 07:01:46] Beefcan misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:11 from level 51.
[09/03/21 07:46:50] Beefcan [2/520] has come upon style [426/459] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:50:42 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[09/03/21 14:53:58] Beefcan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:51 towards level 51.
[09/03/21 19:33:27] Beefcan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:01:01 from level 51.
[09/04/21 11:06:15] Beefcan [302/629] has challenged li [108/438] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[09/05/21 08:23:08] Beefcan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:59:11 from level 52.
[09/06/21 16:11:34] StalkR [300/411] has challenged Beefcan [552/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:10:50 is added to StalkR's clock.
[09/07/21 02:31:55] Beefcan [95/629] has come upon shikhin [383/481] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:08:24 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[09/07/21 12:32:35] Beefcan got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:18:22 towards level 52.
[09/08/21 18:25:19] YeKong [109/293] has challenged Beefcan [378/629] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to YeKong's clock.
[09/09/21 09:30:25] Beefcan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:38:28 towards level 52.
[09/10/21 00:13:03] Beefcan sharpened the edge of their weapon! Beefcan's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/21 06:50:49] Beefcan [374/646] has come upon JackyB [13/353] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:18:46 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[09/10/21 12:12:57] Alys, DownAndUp, and iiriix [526/1057] have team battled Beefcan, CrashOverride, and Yuhno [1400/1664] and lost! 0 days, 00:59:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/21 12:35:14] Beefcan [386/646] has come upon Bkid [121/453] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:15:03 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[09/10/21 18:40:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 0 days, 18:41:56 toward level 52.
[09/11/21 09:46:50] Notir [128/480] has challenged Beefcan [617/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Notir's clock.
[09/12/21 21:10:32] Beefcan, Acolarh, and MadMan [1291/1582] have team battled Majak, Notir, and coding_monk [168/1345] and won! 0 days, 02:32:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/21 02:18:24] Arch, washclof, and d4n13L [434/1470] have team battled Misza, kline, and Beefcan [713/1983] and lost! 0 days, 01:49:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/21 03:55:52] Vroomfondel [61/432] has challenged Beefcan [42/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from Vroomfondel's clock.
[09/13/21 09:07:20] Beefcan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Beefcan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/13/21 23:51:23] Beefcan [232/671] has challenged Kronan [21/433] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:28:05 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[09/14/21 09:52:26] Beefcan bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:37:54 from level 53.
[09/14/21 12:03:40] Beefcan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:07:29 towards level 53.
[09/14/21 18:42:09] Varjatticus [2/258] has challenged Beefcan [209/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[09/15/21 03:25:35] Beefcan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:15:27 from level 53.
[09/15/21 07:32:00] Beefcan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:38:36 towards level 53.
[09/15/21 10:36:01] gettu [216/528] has challenged Beefcan [497/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:24 is added to gettu's clock.
[09/15/21 17:28:18] t3chn0 [443/538] has come upon Beefcan [180/671] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:41:18 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[09/15/21 19:50:10] Beefcan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:26 towards level 53.
[09/18/21 02:34:42] Beefcan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:15:16 towards level 53.
[09/18/21 22:17:00] Beefcan learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:47 towards level 53.
[09/19/21 17:00:35] edk [212/803] has challenged Beefcan [482/671] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:29:55 is added to edk's clock.
[09/20/21 10:34:02] Beefcan [527/671] has come upon buyoq [350/360] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:50:11 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[09/20/21 15:05:58] Bluedog [265/614] has challenged Beefcan [60/671] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:22:39 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[05/26/22 16:09:53] womblecat [987/1064] has come upon Beefcan [488/671] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:29:53 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[05/27/22 05:56:07] CornFly, JigmeDatse, and Beefcan [1445/1908] have team battled dyvonna, Floyd, and kptr [334/1353] and won! 0 days, 07:37:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/22 09:00:49] Khorne [191/914] has come upon Beefcan [405/671] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:48:13 is added to Khorne's clock.
[05/27/22 10:54:17] tomgus1, vectr0n, and coding_monk [591/1561] have team battled Acolarh, Beefcan, and Pinkman [1346/2114] and lost! 0 days, 07:59:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/22 18:02:10] Beefcan [14/671] has come upon kenyon [622/943] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:39:10 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/27/22 21:44:00] Beefcan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:45 towards level 53.
[05/27/22 23:53:24] CodeGeek, Beefcan, and gegenschein [2081/2457] have team battled CornFly, Fehu, and LeD [70/1549] and won! 0 days, 02:38:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/22 06:20:58] KindOne [355/487] has come upon Beefcan [587/671] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:28:27 is added to KindOne's clock.
[05/28/22 06:42:43] yano [426/689] has challenged Beefcan [581/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:44:33 is added to yano's clock.
[05/28/22 10:26:22] Beefcan [537/671] has challenged Ferris [161/629] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[05/28/22 16:06:00] Beefcan [137/671] has come upon ion [445/710] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:54:48 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/28/22 21:45:32] thornrag [498/650] has challenged Beefcan [294/671] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:39:51 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[05/30/22 21:49:05] Beefcan set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:33:39 from level 54.
[05/31/22 08:04:55] Beefcan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:45:55 towards level 54.
[06/02/22 00:01:58] Ferris, BUSY, Beefcan, and idleneutral have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/22 17:44:54] Beefcan got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:59:11 from level 54.
[06/03/22 13:32:32] muirrum, KeboDK, and scumola [1271/1796] have team battled Beefcan, Nechayev, and Techman [1905/2201] and lost! 0 days, 14:03:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/22 06:05:21] Centrixx, Beefcan, and ephemer0l [12/2200] have team battled GilbertErik, Cockatrice, and Svetland [547/1961] and lost! 0 days, 19:40:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/22 22:52:40] Beefcan got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:48:00 from level 54.
[06/12/22 03:55:17] Crazycatlady [71/731] has challenged Beefcan [413/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:17:47 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[06/13/22 09:00:37] Beefcan [358/671] has challenged Russell [657/959] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/13/22 13:01:58] Beefcan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:50:02 towards level 55.
[06/13/22 19:03:11] sc [909/995] has challenged Beefcan [648/671] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:51 is removed from sc's clock.
[06/13/22 23:42:14] Beefcan, Sario, and style [302/1663] have team battled crank, bookworm, and Wam [623/2450] and lost! 1 day, 12:05:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/22 09:39:08] kptr, Chuck, and Beefcan [239/1776] have team battled AlexS, Alarien, and Melon [1634/2339] and lost! 0 days, 04:08:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/22 11:27:15] sky, brycec, Beefcan, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/22 04:35:49] Kritzefitz [6/945] has challenged Beefcan [84/667] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:59:12 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[06/17/22 14:00:49] Beefcan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:18:38 towards level 55.
[06/18/22 05:28:16] Beefcan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:42:27 towards level 55.
[06/19/22 21:43:53] Beefcan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:58 towards level 55.
[06/19/22 23:50:40] Beefcan [92/667] has challenged kenyon [38/982] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:25:25 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/21/22 09:57:33] Beefcan [89/667] has challenged launchd [30/245] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:09:36 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/21/22 18:44:28] feuerrot [304/351] has come upon Beefcan [465/667] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:05:50 is added to feuerrot's clock.
[06/23/22 18:56:18] Silvanus_Betrium [268/651] has come upon Beefcan [356/667] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:53:39 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[06/23/22 22:09:36] RussellB [556/830] has challenged Beefcan [160/667] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:23:07 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[06/25/22 07:42:54] Beefcan [389/667] has come upon BUSY [126/548] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:11:30 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/25/22 20:30:08] Beefcan [384/667] has come upon eising [294/584] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:45:16 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/26/22 05:42:47] Beefcan [460/667] has challenged cremefresh [712/741] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:08 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/26/22 14:32:40] Beefcan [150/667] has come upon TheSilentLink [140/690] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:17:49 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/26/22 14:33:40] Beefcan [506/667] has come upon TheSilentLink [143/690] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:08:59 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/27/22 16:27:09] Beefcan [205/667] has challenged Nechayev [69/546] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:14:37 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[06/27/22 20:27:56] Beefcan [88/667] has challenged Alarien [166/640] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:48:10 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/29/22 06:50:34] Beefcan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:01:36 towards level 56.
[06/29/22 07:41:47] TauPan [589/808] has challenged Beefcan [554/667] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:54:39 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[06/29/22 07:48:34] Beefcan [329/667] has come upon GyrosGeier [375/605] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:19:53 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/29/22 09:42:12] Beefcan [378/667] has challenged MadMan [412/464] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:42:39 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[06/29/22 18:43:58] HeavyPodda [73/600] has come upon Beefcan [365/667] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:52:07 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/01/22 00:15:22] Minus, caeli, and buzel [159/2115] have team battled Algernon, Beefcan, and KindOne [426/1744] and lost! 0 days, 07:57:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/22 08:53:35] Beefcan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:14:15 towards level 56.
[07/03/22 02:13:48] KindOne [486/487] has come upon Beefcan [394/667] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:17:06 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[07/04/22 00:04:39] Beefcan [478/667] has challenged pwae [448/674] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:15:11 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/04/22 19:08:40] Beefcan [476/667] has challenged anarcat [477/1166] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:49:51 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/04/22 22:09:31] mordac [167/507] has come upon Beefcan [98/667] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:11:25 is removed from mordac's clock.
[07/05/22 03:10:17] Beefcan [553/667] has challenged Covid-19 [124/548] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:22:20 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/05/22 11:40:54] zifnab06 [785/831] has challenged Beefcan [302/667] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:55:39 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[07/06/22 01:14:50] Beefcan [632/667] has challenged Chuck [453/602] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:39:18 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/06/22 11:33:05] ufo-piloot [132/360] has challenged Beefcan [537/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to ufo-piloot's clock.
[07/06/22 15:02:04] RussellB, tswsl, and zankore [331/2262] have team battled Feltharell, Beefcan, and caeli [1985/2300] and lost! 0 days, 05:58:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/22 19:44:09] Beefcan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:52 towards level 56.
[07/07/22 18:23:25] HellSpawn [114/943] has challenged Beefcan [485/667] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:16:39 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[07/09/22 06:51:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 0 days, 02:21:15 toward level 56.
[07/09/22 20:49:33] ZOTTA [387/675] has challenged Beefcan [355/667] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[07/10/22 01:02:44] Beefcan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:17 towards level 56.
[07/10/22 02:34:56] Beefcan [563/667] has challenged slim [44/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:54 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/10/22 11:22:14] Beefcan [421/667] has challenged damyan [522/540] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/12/22 10:31:26] HeavyPodda [227/600] has come upon Beefcan [571/677] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:16:03 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/12/22 13:38:20] Beefcan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:46:10 towards level 57.
[07/12/22 13:47:23] aqsd [178/522] has challenged Beefcan [594/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:07:47 is added to aqsd's clock.
[07/12/22 21:24:03] Beefcan [295/677] has come upon aqsd [396/522] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:25:12 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/13/22 06:54:37] eising [185/592] has come upon Beefcan [454/677] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:17:46 is added to eising's clock.
[07/13/22 14:04:35] Beefcan [33/677] has come upon apb [87/929] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:59:49 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/15/22 06:14:45] Beefcan saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:38:46 from level 57.
[07/16/22 10:45:02] <rainchick>, Togra, and starlink [1337/1869] have team battled VonToutCourt, ion, and Beefcan [2767/2881] and lost! 0 days, 09:56:33 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/22 13:43:15] VOID, signofzeta, and HellSpawn [385/2410] have team battled Beefcan, munkis, and Vigrid [325/2046] and won! 0 days, 11:29:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/22 15:20:17] Beefcan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:19:15 towards level 57.
[07/16/22 22:24:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 16 days, 05:32:48 toward level 57.
[07/17/22 07:34:06] ToHellWithGA [901/1009] has come upon Beefcan [283/677] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:47:49 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[07/17/22 12:39:08] Beefcan [266/677] has come upon nya [523/803] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:06:18 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[07/17/22 19:28:20] Beefcan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:15:21 from level 57.
[07/17/22 21:21:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 3 days, 23:11:49 toward level 57.
[07/18/22 03:31:40] pants [846/879] has come upon Beefcan [28/677] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:02:18 is removed from pants's clock.
[07/18/22 05:15:19] slim [245/495] has challenged Beefcan [411/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:33:48 is added to slim's clock.
[07/18/22 10:16:21] t3chn0 [15/902] has challenged Beefcan [211/677] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:49:43 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[07/19/22 07:18:11] Beefcan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:03 towards level 57.
[07/20/22 22:18:56] pfoley, unicron, Gorek, and Beefcan have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/22 10:14:52] postikana [314/450] has come upon Beefcan [502/677] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:48:39 is added to postikana's clock.
[07/21/22 10:23:23] Beefcan [664/677] has come upon Nechayev [13/556] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:36:09 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/21/22 20:33:26] Vigrid [159/519] has challenged Beefcan [658/677] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:14:47 is added to Vigrid's clock.
[07/22/22 19:35:47] vectr0n, CornFly, and nyuszika7h [530/1866] have team battled digitalpunk, Beefcan, and slim [1058/1640] and lost! 0 days, 10:15:28 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/22 11:50:56] Beefcan [651/677] has come upon VOID [75/763] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:07:03 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/24/22 02:01:12] Beefcan [583/677] has challenged Covid-19 [258/585] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:02:39 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/25/22 12:51:39] SirBummelz [52/711] has challenged Beefcan [412/677] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:15:12 is added to SirBummelz's clock.
[07/26/22 03:20:00] pyre [457/894] has come upon Beefcan [203/677] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:00:06 is removed from pyre's clock.
[07/27/22 13:01:49] Beefcan [185/677] has challenged KindOne [179/457] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:53:13 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/29/22 20:08:44] Psilocybe, ukleinek, and Beefcan [2170/2325] have team battled Forud, ephemer0l, and Tabmow [1382/2385] and won! 2 days, 03:10:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/22 17:03:35] Aelane [82/693] has come upon Beefcan [548/682] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:30:12 is added to Aelane's clock.
[08/03/22 05:01:35] Beefcan learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:20:33 towards level 58.
[08/03/22 05:21:19] Beefcan had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:39:42 from level 58.
[08/03/22 21:43:03] jayvee, gradator, and Beefcan [82/2168] have team battled cornfeedhobo, zcy, and Disruptor [1030/2453] and lost! 2 days, 09:41:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/22 01:39:06] cornfeedhobo [445/707] has challenged Beefcan [94/688] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:16:12 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/04/22 13:28:38] Minus, pwae, and HeavyPodda [966/2019] have team battled MadMan, Beefcan, and KindOne [335/1615] and won! 0 days, 09:33:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/22 09:47:37] Beefcan [204/688] has come upon shikhin [533/823] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:44:56 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/08/22 18:12:32] Andrio, Beefcan, ToHellWithGA, and idlegood have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/22 03:36:35] Beefcan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:39:14 from level 58.
[08/10/22 07:24:24] Beefcan got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:41:31 from level 58.
[08/11/22 17:29:01] Beefcan [441/688] has come upon "\@_ [381/852] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:08:36 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[08/11/22 23:39:33] Beefcan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:22 towards level 58.
[08/12/22 07:45:26] mordac, Beefcan, and misha [826/1712] have team battled gildarts, idlegood, and Drin [2098/2198] and lost! 0 days, 19:49:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/22 00:17:43] iiriix [141/710] has come upon Beefcan [1/688] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:01:37 is removed from iiriix's clock.
[08/13/22 00:37:23] Beefcan [24/688] has come upon Acolarh [192/641] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:11:27 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/13/22 10:02:33] Beefcan, Forud, and tswsl [1346/2079] have team battled CrashOverride, JigmeDatse, and heisenbug [595/2039] and won! 0 days, 20:22:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/22 10:13:15] SirNeo [276/413] has challenged Beefcan [618/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[08/15/22 15:35:32] Geoff [8/596] has challenged Beefcan [171/688] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:13:56 is added to Geoff's clock.
[08/16/22 19:33:24] Beefcan [225/688] has challenged zbe [685/749] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/17/22 08:46:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 27 days, 09:49:09 toward level 59.
[08/17/22 16:12:58] Misza [21/968] has come upon Beefcan [633/688] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:40:33 is added to Misza's clock.
[08/17/22 22:20:17] Carl [146/829] has come upon Beefcan [475/688] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:28:16 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/18/22 01:19:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 4 days, 08:31:51 toward level 59.
[08/19/22 05:55:21] Beefcan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:12:08 from level 59.
[08/19/22 22:45:19] Beefcan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:39:57 from level 59.
[08/21/22 02:02:02] Beefcan [296/688] has challenged hugga [356/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:53:10 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/23/22 04:01:04] Beefcan [268/688] has come upon zbe [488/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:09:29 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/23/22 21:42:25] Beefcan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:55:09 towards level 59.
[08/24/22 13:34:24] Beefcan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:11 towards level 59.
[08/25/22 01:21:55] Beefcan [486/688] has challenged scumola [544/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:43:26 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/25/22 06:54:55] Beefcan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:12 towards level 59.
[08/25/22 08:07:57] zbe [727/749] has come upon Beefcan [99/688] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:15:20 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/26/22 05:14:52] jayvee, Hex, and Notir [1675/2220] have team battled thornrag, StalkR, and Beefcan [2031/2125] and lost! 0 days, 14:27:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/22 05:57:47] Beefcan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:01:07 from level 59.
[08/27/22 10:04:03] Beefcan lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:36 from level 59.
[08/27/22 19:14:54] SuzakuMedli, drahthaar, and kenyon [1752/2150] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Andrio, and Beefcan [1311/2333] and won! 1 day, 00:19:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/22 04:33:54] Beefcan [151/688] has challenged SirNeo [141/537] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:53:37 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[08/28/22 10:14:14] Wolf, Beefcan, allo, and hax404 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/28/22 23:58:50] Beefcan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:38:47 towards level 60.
[08/29/22 17:08:37] n0ssh [0/1] has challenged Beefcan [358/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to n0ssh's clock.
[08/29/22 18:47:03] Beefcan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:05:36 towards level 60.
[08/30/22 12:46:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Beefcan with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 11:19:43 from level 60.
[08/30/22 19:57:23] Wolf, Beefcan, and washclof [1793/2550] have team battled CornFly, Platonides, and Tangles [356/2229] and won! 4 days, 20:11:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/22 23:58:24] SirNeo [278/537] has challenged Beefcan [384/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[09/01/22 10:24:52] Beefcan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:36:34 towards level 60.
[09/02/22 08:09:50] iiriix [453/710] has come upon Beefcan [615/688] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:55:10 is added to iiriix's clock.
[09/03/22 18:12:37] Beefcan [595/688] has come upon Algernon [225/608] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:25:10 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[09/07/22 11:16:05] slim, rawgreaze, and hdm [1464/2306] have team battled Psilocybe, Beefcan, and gusto [1273/2028] and won! 0 days, 22:09:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/22 15:30:37] Beefcan [309/688] has challenged CornFly [440/585] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:08:47 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[09/07/22 17:31:04] Beefcan [1/688] has challenged laama [482/731] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:35:20 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[09/08/22 03:33:14] Beefcan [394/688] has challenged idleevil [191/737] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:25:49 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[09/09/22 11:00:02] bookworm, CornFly, and Omega [313/2249] have team battled Beefcan, nya, and Covid-19 [2119/2208] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/22 21:55:19] Beefcan got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:54:16 from level 60.
[09/10/22 08:44:17] Beefcan [377/688] has challenged kinus [493/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:01:35 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[09/10/22 21:57:35] CornFly [531/585] has come upon Beefcan [276/688] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:59:46 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[09/11/22 01:49:44] Kritzefitz, Khorne, and Lord255 [1512/2895] have team battled Beefcan, Tabmow, and pasquale [1118/2393] and won! 1 day, 11:48:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/22 04:11:24] Tenedos, Omega, and Acolarh [1266/2149] have team battled pwae, Beefcan, and Sokar [166/1962] and won! 0 days, 16:49:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/22 15:31:10] Beefcan learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:52 towards level 60.
[09/12/22 20:02:24] Beefcan, postikana, and Fehu [394/1689] have team battled VonToutCourt, bg, and yano [797/3165] and lost! 1 day, 23:14:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/22 06:58:52] bg [683/1068] has challenged Beefcan [525/695] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:38:10 is removed from bg's clock.
[09/13/22 07:48:28] shikhin [11/936] has challenged Beefcan [461/695] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:32:57 is added to shikhin's clock.
[09/13/22 10:16:09] Beefcan learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:32:09 towards level 60.
[09/14/22 17:48:29] tmberg, Beefcan, and DrinkyBird [670/2313] have team battled Kronan, elf, and nyuszika7h [1947/2192] and lost! 1 day, 19:13:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/22 05:34:00] Beefcan [513/695] has come upon ZOTTA [101/723] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:39:46 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[09/16/22 17:19:56] Beefcan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:15:35 from level 60.
[09/18/22 00:43:56] zankore [396/779] has come upon Beefcan [66/695] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:24:15 is removed from zankore's clock.
[09/19/22 10:18:09] Beefcan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:52 towards level 60.
[09/19/22 10:45:44] GRIZZLYMAN [101/316] has challenged Beefcan [345/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[09/19/22 12:35:03] Wam, Beefcan, and elf [2227/2359] have team battled Nuae, postikana, and Tabmow [292/1970] and won! 0 days, 23:01:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/22 02:33:15] Beefcan [362/695] has challenged buzel [673/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:02:02 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[09/20/22 04:33:39] Beefcan [48/695] has challenged judahnator [305/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:49:22 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[09/22/22 14:37:23] Beefcan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:51:24 from level 60.
[09/23/22 03:05:38] Yarosh [439/498] has challenged Beefcan [243/695] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:29:28 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[09/23/22 17:23:10] Beefcan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:58 from level 60.
[09/23/22 22:34:55] Beefcan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:09 from level 60.
[09/24/22 00:01:31] Beefcan [75/695] has challenged Asara [306/638] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:50:12 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[09/25/22 01:58:36] gegenschein [740/1094] has challenged Beefcan [220/695] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:16:09 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[09/27/22 18:08:29] Beefcan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:03:15 towards level 61.
[09/27/22 18:22:53] Beefcan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:46:45 towards level 61.
[09/29/22 20:30:37] BastelBot [284/534] has come upon Beefcan [398/695] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:48:49 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[09/30/22 04:58:01] Beefcan [628/695] has come upon Kurenai [36/736] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:31:32 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[10/01/22 02:11:33] VonToutCourt [261/1324] has challenged Beefcan [176/695] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:03:18 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[10/02/22 13:08:15] Feras, Beefcan, and buzel [1882/1909] have team battled nawcom, mordac, and shikhin [1628/2149] and won! 0 days, 21:14:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/22 19:42:48] Beefcan [35/695] has challenged spex [603/1032] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:06:08 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[10/04/22 07:23:04] Beefcan sharpened the edge of their weapon! Beefcan's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/22 10:02:21] BenDover [48/487] has challenged Beefcan [547/713] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:01 is added to BenDover's clock.
[11/05/22 10:18:45] Beefcan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:51:50 towards level 61.
[11/05/22 13:07:36] Wam [1023/1024] has challenged Beefcan [31/713] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:58:48 is removed from Wam's clock.
[11/05/22 20:09:00] Beefcan [260/713] has challenged vegadark [97/645] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:05:19 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[11/08/22 11:21:43] Asara [335/609] has come upon Beefcan [712/719] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:22:18 is added to Asara's clock.
[11/08/22 14:28:29] Beefcan [469/719] has come upon ahmubashshir [493/889] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:20:21 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[11/09/22 08:12:22] Beefcan [219/719] has come upon MetaNova [566/716] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:05:05 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[11/09/22 14:08:19] MetaNova [47/716] has come upon Beefcan [666/719] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:38:25 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[11/11/22 06:41:24] ukleinek [576/621] has challenged Beefcan [498/719] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:39:03 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/11/22 10:27:16] Aylat [5/318] has challenged Beefcan [519/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Aylat's clock.
[11/14/22 15:51:41] Beefcan, Malvolio, and linear [1004/1640] have team battled Chuck, Crazycatlady, and vegadark [266/2077] and won! 0 days, 04:44:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/22 02:38:47] Beefcan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:10:29 towards level 61.
[11/16/22 03:06:38] CodeGeek [506/978] has challenged Beefcan [528/719] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:10:21 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[11/16/22 09:07:56] idleevil [695/809] has challenged Beefcan [235/719] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:33:39 is removed from idleevil's clock.
[11/16/22 22:40:16] Lord255 [54/610] has come upon Beefcan [405/719] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:05:44 is added to Lord255's clock.
[11/17/22 13:36:26] Beefcan got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:28:50 from level 61.
[11/19/22 17:15:13] Beefcan learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:19:08 towards level 61.
[11/20/22 03:59:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Beefcan 6 days, 12:45:56 toward level 61.
[11/21/22 02:41:02] muirrum, Russell, and Beefcan [1452/2245] have team battled style, idlegood, and KindOne [1436/1760] and won! 0 days, 19:09:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/22 04:24:23] wollu [87/359] has challenged Beefcan [565/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to wollu's clock.
[11/21/22 10:34:06] Koffa [152/669] has challenged Beefcan [27/719] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:37:12 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/22/22 03:26:05] Beefcan, buyoq, and washclof [1764/2719] have team battled Destruia, tomhek, and DownAndUp [1332/2121] and won! 0 days, 16:48:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/23 20:58:24] Beefcan [500/719] has challenged Fehu [11/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:47:37 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[09/07/23 00:07:06] Koffa [609/705] has challenged Beefcan [293/719] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:49:02 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/07/23 00:07:06] In the fierce battle, Beefcan dropped their level 73 charm! Koffa picks it up, tossing their old level 68 charm to Beefcan.
[09/07/23 02:07:34] Beefcan [21/714] has challenged kinus [276/827] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:59 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[09/07/23 07:37:28] Beefcan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:30 towards level 61.
[09/08/23 07:32:59] Beefcan [238/714] has challenged Drin [883/1093] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:14:12 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[09/08/23 09:54:57] tmberg, u4ia, and Beefcan [193/2290] have team battled SSLbits, Platonides, and Omega [448/2719] and lost! 1 day, 01:56:38 is added to their clocks.