Player Info
User: Berserker
Class: Savage Maniac
Admin?: No
Level: 62
Next level: 2 days, 13:44:08
Status: Offline
Host: octav!octav@user/octav
Account Created: Tue Oct 25 09:37:44 2022
Last login: Thu Dec 7 18:50:33 2023
Total time idled: 319 days, 00:08:47
Current position: [246,114]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]
Map
Items
amulet: 44
boots: 49
charm: 67
gloves: 42
helm: 53 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 28
ring: 51
shield: 27
tunic: 27
weapon: 33
sum: 421
Penalties
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: None
quit: 3 days, 11:35:56
total: 3 days, 11:35:56
Character Modifiers
[10/25/22 17:32:57] Berserker [9/59] has challenged Wolf [519/811] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to Berserker's clock.
[10/25/22 18:14:46] Berserker [58/72] has challenged Acolarh [154/880] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to Berserker's clock.
[10/25/22 20:53:21] Berserker [94/107] has challenged ChowderKeg [194/785] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to Berserker's clock.
[10/25/22 22:09:06] Berserker [17/118] has challenged Sombra [379/971] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to Berserker's clock.
[10/26/22 05:01:49] Berserker [110/155] has challenged shikhin [126/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:00 is added to Berserker's clock.
[10/26/22 07:39:28] Berserker [23/158] has challenged signofzeta [152/961] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to Berserker's clock.
[10/27/22 08:59:03] Berserker [149/215] has challenged yano [394/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Berserker's clock.
[10/27/22 09:33:48] Berserker, Algernon, and adamus1red [589/1802] have team battled Platonides, Alarien, and Misza [873/2471] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/22 12:57:07] Berserker was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:45 towards level 26.
[10/27/22 14:15:22] talisein, Berserker, and jacob1 [1166/1993] have team battled Kronan, Geoff, and Zaratustra [1716/2118] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/22 17:47:18] Berserker [16/228] has challenged noex [219/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Berserker's clock.
[10/28/22 01:05:33] Berserker and pasquale have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/22 02:15:40] Berserker [244/255] has challenged allo [547/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to Berserker's clock.
[10/28/22 08:45:29] Berserker stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:31 towards level 28.
[10/28/22 11:59:10] Berserker [207/256] has challenged vegadark [565/642] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Berserker's clock.
[10/28/22 20:51:10] Berserker got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:17 from level 29.
[10/28/22 23:56:16] Berserker [127/287] has challenged pallas [125/360] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[10/29/22 11:02:21] Berserker [2/288] has challenged hdm [445/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to Berserker's clock.
[10/29/22 13:33:44] Berserker fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:17 from level 31.
[10/29/22 16:48:58] Berserker was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:37 towards level 31.
[10/30/22 01:48:21] Aylat, Berserker, and noex [320/994] have team battled keepermurph, muirrum, and fstrelok [413/1620] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/22 03:16:33] aqsd [145/794] has come upon Berserker [108/288] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:55:29 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[10/30/22 03:17:33] aqsd [267/794] has come upon Berserker [4/288] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:18:32 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[10/30/22 03:44:45] Berserker [142/292] has challenged CrashOverride [88/861] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:17 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[10/30/22 12:58:18] Berserker, wowbagger, and rawgreaze [354/1481] have team battled muirrum, GilbertErik, and Thorael [123/1915] and won! 0 days, 00:54:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/22 16:36:45] Berserker [97/292] has challenged bsleep [276/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Berserker's clock.
[10/30/22 23:32:15] Berserker and gegenschein have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/22 12:53:43] Berserker [180/295] has challenged el [422/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to Berserker's clock.
[11/01/22 06:38:07] Berserker got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:31:42 from level 34.
[11/01/22 13:46:02] Berserker [213/310] has challenged MadMan [289/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Berserker's clock.
[11/02/22 12:39:09] Psilocybe [841/1100] has come upon Berserker [285/310] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:25:34 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[11/02/22 18:00:20] Berserker [19/310] has challenged d4n13L [57/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Berserker's clock.
[11/04/22 02:45:46] Berserker [203/310] has challenged HeavyPodda [489/615] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Berserker's clock.
[11/04/22 09:56:47] bookworm [583/695] has come upon Berserker [59/310] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:39:22 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[11/04/22 17:23:49] spex [259/1035] has come upon Berserker [63/310] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:34:07 is removed from spex's clock.
[11/06/22 03:41:59] Berserker [266/334] has challenged zifnab06 [9/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:28:12 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[11/06/22 21:03:31] Aksej [350/588] has come upon Berserker [206/334] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:43:17 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[11/07/22 13:44:30] Berserker [281/334] has challenged V [595/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Berserker's clock.
[11/07/22 17:29:27] Berserker found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:23 towards level 39.
[11/08/22 15:08:00] Berserker and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/22 17:14:12] SirBummelz, tswsl, and Ankhers [1725/2241] have team battled Berserker, pasquale, and enteral [230/1953] and won! 5 days, 18:20:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/22 11:03:48] Berserker [276/334] has challenged KindOne [52/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:42:22 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[11/09/22 17:43:59] Berserker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:07 towards level 40.
[11/10/22 15:34:02] jaxson, caeli, and bananaboat [1399/2337] have team battled crank, Berserker, and Destruia [1444/1890] and lost! 5 days, 05:44:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/22 06:49:10] Berserker [35/344] has challenged kiska [2/1144] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:20 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[11/11/22 15:29:36] eroc1990, CompanionCube, and Berserker [137/1611] have team battled kzootech, Theleveler, and Kurenai [1407/2566] and lost! 0 days, 09:14:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/22 17:02:40] Berserker and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/22 22:58:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Berserker with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 15:32:16 from level 41.
[11/13/22 04:45:32] TauPan, Berserker, and apb [826/2099] have team battled CrashOverride, keepermurph, and laama [1955/2157] and lost! 0 days, 05:46:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/22 07:10:31] Algernon [686/745] has come upon Berserker [198/344] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:51:58 is removed from Algernon's clock.
[11/14/22 07:24:24] Berserker lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:05 from level 41.
[11/14/22 17:47:10] Berserker ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:40 from level 41.
[11/14/22 19:55:05] Berserker [255/345] has challenged EddieT137 [453/945] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to Berserker's clock.
[11/16/22 23:18:00] Ganonk [429/434] has come upon Berserker [144/345] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:12:34 is removed from Ganonk's clock.
[11/18/22 03:43:38] Berserker [161/350] has challenged dwfreed [1005/1152] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Berserker's clock.
[11/18/22 12:25:48] spex stole Berserker's level 28 set of leggings while they were sleeping! spex leaves their old level 26 set of leggings behind, which Berserker then takes.
[11/18/22 22:51:58] Berserker has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:54:53 from level 43.
[11/19/22 03:29:01] Berserker misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:17:13 from level 43.
[11/19/22 06:31:41] gusto [448/560] has come upon Berserker [236/348] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:56:25 is removed from gusto's clock.
[11/19/22 15:28:51] Berserker grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:04 towards level 43.
[11/20/22 16:00:45] Berserker and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/22 03:50:09] freeboson, yNos, and Cirdan [2049/2567] have team battled "\@_, Berserker, and style [943/1979] and won! 2 days, 00:53:01 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/22 22:04:53] Finley [58/617] has come upon Berserker [223/348] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:34:11 is added to Finley's clock.
[11/22/22 08:13:43] Berserker [262/348] has challenged Forud [665/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to Berserker's clock.
[11/24/22 02:43:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Berserker 0 days, 21:25:32 toward level 44.
[12/04/22 03:16:31] Minus [27/866] has come upon Berserker [8/348] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:34:13 is removed from Minus's clock.
[12/04/22 07:44:36] kptr [368/476] has challenged Berserker [258/348] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:39:03 is removed from kptr's clock.
[12/04/22 09:42:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Berserker with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:00:28 from level 44.
[12/05/22 00:12:38] _sh, KindOne, and Berserker [201/1614] have team battled zifnab06, zcy, and crysis [1729/2012] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/22 04:10:49] Berserker [179/348] has challenged jayvee [1050/1069] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Berserker's clock.
[12/06/22 11:05:46] Berserker was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:55 towards level 45.
[12/06/22 12:21:07] \dev\ice [53/287] has challenged Berserker [212/348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[12/06/22 18:58:19] Andrio [397/630] has challenged Berserker [287/348] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:28:24 is removed from Andrio's clock.
[12/06/22 21:26:56] Berserker, kzootech, and Forud [1754/1865] have team battled Faradome, fstrelok, and KindOne [27/1594] and won! 0 days, 09:27:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/22 07:44:57] Berserker got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:10 towards level 45.
[12/09/22 15:15:25] Berserker [18/368] has challenged StalkR [301/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to Berserker's clock.
[12/09/22 16:01:25] HellSpawn [214/940] has come upon Berserker [78/368] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:51:25 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/09/22 16:47:39] Berserker and signofzeta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/22 20:03:49] Berserker and dyvonna have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/22 05:19:35] Berserker, hugga, and Sombra [1084/1947] have team battled drahthaar, heisenbug, and wowbagger [526/2108] and won! 0 days, 14:46:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/22 07:22:07] Berserker was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:45:29 from level 46.
[12/13/22 21:57:28] Berserker and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/22 03:51:29] Berserker [209/368] has challenged Sombra [607/992] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to Berserker's clock.
[12/14/22 04:54:31] Berserker discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:07:48 towards level 47.
[12/14/22 13:30:58] Berserker was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:00 towards level 47.
[12/15/22 05:14:51] Berserker and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/22 19:11:19] LeD, achin, and Jens [1342/1977] have team battled hax404, Andrio, and Berserker [1269/1449] and won! 0 days, 10:07:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/22 20:39:13] Berserker and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/22 23:38:56] t3chn0 [325/906] has come upon Berserker [336/368] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:03:43 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[12/17/22 17:39:56] Minus [834/861] has come upon Berserker [148/368] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:51:51 is removed from Minus's clock.
[12/18/22 20:50:31] \dev\ice [38/365] has come upon Berserker [139/368] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:46:08 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[12/19/22 04:44:05] Berserker [380/382] has challenged Drin [84/754] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:32:33 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[12/19/22 13:47:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Berserker 3 days, 04:01:44 toward level 48.
[12/19/22 18:22:22] Berserker got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:32 towards level 48.
[12/20/22 12:04:15] Berserker and enteral have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/22 16:20:41] Berserker [115/382] has challenged damyan [135/696] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:46:38 is added to Berserker's clock.
[12/20/22 16:29:34] Berserker ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:40:27 from level 48.
[12/21/22 02:22:53] Berserker [80/382] has challenged SirNeo [406/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:46:09 is added to Berserker's clock.
[12/24/22 03:28:09] Berserker [158/382] has come upon JamCow [572/971] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:12:17 is added to Berserker's clock.
[12/24/22 09:41:20] Berserker [378/382] has challenged MrMagoo [243/679] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:54:52 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[12/24/22 15:48:32] Berserker [206/382] has challenged Stevland [32/794] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:06:34 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[12/26/22 05:44:07] realguy, KindOne, and bookworm [745/1506] have team battled scumola, Berserker, and Destruia [1214/2055] and lost! 0 days, 02:01:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/22 12:10:10] wille, Platonides, and Berserker [1262/1812] have team battled n0ssh, Ankhers, and Theleveler [1175/2121] and won! 1 day, 01:53:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/22 21:29:10] Pinkman [116/888] has come upon Berserker [241/382] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:45:35 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[12/27/22 02:56:01] StalkR [544/887] has challenged Berserker [299/382] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:56:02 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[12/27/22 06:11:43] AlinConstantin and Berserker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/22 12:58:20] Berserker [162/382] has challenged ToHellWithGA [50/1047] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:29:04 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[12/29/22 10:33:50] pasquale, Berserker, and Misza [1915/2466] have team battled Sherpard2, Tenedos, and MrMagoo [695/1894] and won! 0 days, 02:15:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/22 19:35:25] Berserker [93/397] has challenged Fenrik [530/1233] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to Berserker's clock.
[01/03/23 06:35:14] Berserker [373/397] has challenged ufo-piloot [379/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:37:55 is added to Berserker's clock.
[01/03/23 20:08:12] Berserker sharpened the edge of their weapon! Berserker's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/23 23:27:40] realguy [37/367] has challenged Berserker [43/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to realguy's clock.
[01/04/23 00:30:22] Berserker gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:11 towards level 50.
[01/04/23 12:24:44] Berserker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:55 towards level 50.
[01/05/23 17:38:52] Berserker and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/23 14:39:40] xcpep [2/3] has challenged Berserker [168/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to xcpep's clock.
[01/06/23 22:24:31] vegadark [431/655] has come upon Berserker [47/399] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:53:20 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[01/07/23 01:44:35] Lord255 [482/638] has come upon Berserker [292/399] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:31:59 is removed from Lord255's clock.
[01/07/23 13:37:46] Berserker tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:45 towards level 50.
[01/08/23 10:51:40] Berserker misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:58:53 from level 50.
[01/09/23 07:53:13] ZeroG [259/300] has challenged Berserker [22/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:40:48 is removed from ZeroG's clock.
[01/09/23 10:28:28] Ecko [286/907] has come upon Berserker [32/399] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:09:00 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[01/10/23 04:28:27] Berserker [285/399] has challenged hdm [152/985] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:07:15 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[01/10/23 08:51:50] ion [141/884] has come upon Berserker [302/399] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:26:50 is added to ion's clock.
[01/10/23 18:40:39] Berserker, kenyon, and hax404 [213/1748] have team battled McMemo, signofzeta, and pyre [1524/2181] and lost! 0 days, 18:44:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/23 19:20:16] TheSilentLink [334/923] has come upon Berserker [28/399] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:03:39 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[01/12/23 14:26:50] Carl [99/912] has challenged Berserker [177/399] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:23:44 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/13/23 03:13:35] Berserker, jaxson, and TauPan [265/1831] have team battled washclof, idleevil, and Destruia [591/2665] and lost! 1 day, 13:02:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/23 14:12:44] Berserker and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/23 16:44:56] Berserker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:34:09 towards level 51.
[01/14/23 21:49:17] nya and Berserker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/23 19:11:28] Berserker and mordac have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/23 22:58:01] Berserker tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:49 towards level 51.
[01/18/23 01:48:09] Pricey, Varjatticus, and Forud [1056/2150] have team battled jayvee, jaxson, and Berserker [1312/2002] and lost! 0 days, 04:26:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/23 02:30:05] Berserker was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:44 towards level 51.
[01/19/23 02:44:36] Berserker and vadas have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/23 18:43:35] Berserker [232/399] has challenged mordac [324/664] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to Berserker's clock.
[01/20/23 08:42:25] ZeroG, Berserker, and jayvee [1745/1882] have team battled washclof, Platonides, and DontEvenPeek [1339/2343] and won! 0 days, 08:43:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/23 00:32:17] Berserker was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:10:23 towards level 52.
[01/21/23 12:04:14] soltys [91/993] has come upon Berserker [299/399] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:39:41 is added to soltys's clock.
[01/21/23 19:23:54] Berserker, Gangsterish, and Sombra [343/1636] have team battled Comnenus, contyk, and scumola [1029/2299] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/23 01:31:54] Berserker [91/399] has challenged drahthaar [889/1230] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:08:00 is added to Berserker's clock.
[01/22/23 02:32:05] Berserker [356/399] has challenged Hex [216/630] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:37:10 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[01/23/23 05:40:51] 0x00, Ecko, and hugga [640/1947] have team battled laama, hdm, and Berserker [1727/2001] and lost! 0 days, 02:14:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/23 11:46:48] Sherpard2 [480/633] has challenged Berserker [377/399] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:02:26 is removed from Sherpard2's clock.
[01/25/23 22:20:52] Berserker was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:39:50 from level 52.
[01/26/23 01:22:39] Berserker lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:46:13 from level 52.
[01/26/23 02:13:53] Berserker was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:53 towards level 52.
[01/26/23 14:05:42] vectr0n [582/623] has come upon Berserker [1/399] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:44:58 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[01/26/23 20:21:39] elf [146/718] has come upon Berserker [35/399] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:10:44 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/27/23 12:10:47] Zaratustra, Pricey, and Berserker [754/1745] have team battled Lnk, Crazycatlady, and blabber [490/2566] and won! 1 day, 01:54:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/23 05:29:44] Sherpard2, Berserker, and washclof [1564/2102] have team battled KingPimpCommand, drahthaar, and Psilocybe [595/2612] and won! 0 days, 08:10:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/23 00:48:06] Covid-19 [504/931] has challenged Berserker [284/399] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:05:02 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[01/31/23 11:50:06] Berserker [77/469] has challenged sam [893/932] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to Berserker's clock.
[01/31/23 14:12:49] misha [538/787] has come upon Berserker [408/469] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:15:31 is removed from misha's clock.
[01/31/23 22:39:13] Berserker sharpened the edge of their weapon! Berserker's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/23 00:14:18] DownAndUp [536/606] has challenged Berserker [233/471] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:10:03 is removed from DownAndUp's clock.
[02/01/23 16:17:35] Berserker [410/471] has challenged Notir [612/1102] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:11:42 is added to Berserker's clock.
[02/02/23 15:01:40] Stevland [677/1004] has come upon Berserker [144/471] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:08:58 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[02/03/23 02:15:54] kenyon [37/898] has come upon Berserker [84/471] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:17:31 is added to kenyon's clock.
[02/04/23 01:25:48] bananaboat, Angelina, and Malvolio [518/2138] have team battled Berserker, Affliction, and pants [354/2566] and won! 0 days, 04:58:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/23 18:32:44] Berserker [282/471] has challenged talisein [119/619] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:10:48 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[02/05/23 02:34:21] Berserker [415/471] has challenged jjasghar [434/977] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:21:41 is added to Berserker's clock.
[02/06/23 12:52:43] Berserker lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:51:32 from level 53.
[02/08/23 11:48:47] nowz, BastelBot, and xbill [1404/2240] have team battled binaryhermit, Berserker, and laama [1743/1908] and lost! 0 days, 00:53:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/23 16:23:15] alexlehm [10/258] has challenged Berserker [225/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to alexlehm's clock.
[02/12/23 01:01:18] Berserker saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:57:22 from level 53.
[02/12/23 06:45:53] KindOne [486/512] has come upon Berserker [13/471] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:55:28 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[02/13/23 03:40:19] Berserker and JamCow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/23 17:29:24] Berserker and dyvonna have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/23 21:42:05] Berserker and hax404 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/23 14:07:13] Berserker found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:13 towards level 53.
[02/17/23 21:32:54] CodeB, Berserker, and kinus [873/1243] have team battled simple, Thorael, and SirNeo [1820/2267] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/23 00:07:47] Berserker found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:50 towards level 53.
[02/18/23 03:31:55] Berserker [305/471] has challenged ChowderKeg [131/875] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:14:01 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[02/19/23 03:07:49] Berserker and Affliction have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/23 07:18:50] Tabmow, kptr, and thornrag [110/2062] have team battled t3chn0, thatmint, and Berserker [309/1849] and lost! 0 days, 07:49:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/23 10:09:11] Sario, Affliction, and blabber [981/2641] have team battled Abe, Berserker, and thatmint [232/1527] and won! 1 day, 06:56:34 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/23 11:22:17] Berserker and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/23 04:31:45] Berserker was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:42:18 towards level 54.
[02/20/23 13:42:06] hugga [303/918] has come upon Berserker [323/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:05:15 is added to hugga's clock.
[02/21/23 20:49:21] drahthaar [91/1224] has come upon Berserker [191/471] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:07:41 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[02/23/23 06:02:06] Nuae [776/848] has challenged Berserker [176/471] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:53:15 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[02/23/23 09:02:40] Berserker [448/471] has challenged signofzeta [388/1029] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:36:41 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[02/23/23 19:11:33] Berserker met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:41:05 from level 54.
[02/23/23 21:41:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Berserker 2 days, 01:20:25 toward level 54.
[02/25/23 02:10:40] Berserker [271/471] has challenged bookworm [373/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:22 is added to Berserker's clock.
[02/25/23 04:12:11] Malvolio, nawcom, and laama [1295/2222] have team battled tomgus1, bananaboat, and Berserker [227/1869] and won! 2 days, 20:12:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/23 07:04:19] slim, alexlehm, and MetaNova [550/1567] have team battled Kurenai, Nysdar, and Berserker [531/2278] and won! 0 days, 02:59:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/23 12:12:30] allo [171/777] has challenged Berserker [274/471] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:51:36 is added to allo's clock.
[02/26/23 05:02:38] dax [151/293] has come upon Berserker [216/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:50 is added to dax's clock.
[02/26/23 10:16:47] Affliction [342/928] has challenged Berserker [167/471] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:38:31 is removed from Affliction's clock.
[02/26/23 10:18:44] Berserker gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:55 towards level 54.
[02/26/23 17:46:23] Berserker [425/471] has challenged damyan [475/725] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to Berserker's clock.
[02/27/23 06:20:44] Berserker [390/471] has challenged nowz [418/497] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:35:18 is added to Berserker's clock.
[02/27/23 16:41:42] Berserker, bobvador, zbe, and Theleveler have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/23 09:39:47] simple [54/1047] has come upon Berserker [469/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:25:01 is added to simple's clock.
[03/02/23 20:35:42] dyvonna [685/1010] has come upon Berserker [10/471] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:18:12 is removed from dyvonna's clock.
[03/02/23 21:00:54] Acolarh [303/939] has come upon Berserker [82/471] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:28:42 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[03/02/23 21:00:54] Acolarh has dealt Berserker a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:18:19 is added to Berserker's clock.
[03/03/23 04:51:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Berserker with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 02:16:26 from level 55.
[03/03/23 12:04:22] Berserker reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Berserker's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/23 01:48:32] Berserker was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:03:45 from level 55.
[03/05/23 07:32:14] AlexS [440/542] has challenged Berserker [194/474] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:31:39 is removed from AlexS's clock.
[03/05/23 14:50:54] bananaboat [507/859] has challenged Berserker [343/474] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:37:03 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[03/06/23 01:01:37] nawcom [516/692] has come upon Berserker [219/474] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:05:57 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[03/06/23 21:39:15] Fehu [406/589] has come upon Berserker [336/474] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:59:54 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[03/07/23 02:50:39] StalkR, Minus, and KindOne [1978/2308] have team battled Berserker, laama, and tomgus1 [1767/1965] and won! 3 days, 21:35:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/23 18:05:04] Berserker and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/23 04:03:00] damyan [638/725] has challenged Berserker [403/474] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:18:29 is removed from damyan's clock.
[03/10/23 11:20:09] Berserker bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:36:48 towards level 55.
[03/10/23 14:18:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Berserker 4 days, 10:29:55 toward level 55.
[03/11/23 00:52:14] Drin [494/747] has come upon Berserker [295/474] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:00:49 is removed from Drin's clock.
[03/11/23 13:40:03] bobvador [138/1059] has come upon Berserker [47/474] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:30:56 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[03/11/23 15:14:30] Andrio [513/643] has come upon Berserker [220/474] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:51:50 is removed from Andrio's clock.
[03/11/23 22:50:22] Berserker and tswsl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/23 00:36:16] Mat [124/293] has come upon Berserker [416/474] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:46 is added to Mat's clock.
[03/13/23 14:46:16] dyvonna, Techman, and herald [1727/2710] have team battled idlegood, Berserker, and misha [1703/2044] and won! 0 days, 03:00:18 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/23 16:38:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Berserker 4 days, 00:52:30 toward level 55.
[03/14/23 14:30:07] tswsl [711/843] has challenged Berserker [264/474] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:36:27 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[03/14/23 15:07:30] Berserker hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:03 towards level 55.
[03/14/23 15:47:48] GilbertErik, StalkR, and VOID [967/2480] have team battled TimeWarp, Paganel, and Berserker [781/2317] and won! 0 days, 15:05:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/23 04:40:05] TheSilentLink, damyan, and Koffa [480/2230] have team battled drahthaar, Lnk, and Berserker [1097/2531] and lost! 0 days, 01:31:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/23 07:00:31] bfft [424/574] has challenged Berserker [241/474] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/15/23 07:00:31] bfft has dealt Berserker a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:08:31 is added to Berserker's clock.
[03/15/23 16:14:17] Przemek [43/308] has challenged Berserker [233/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Przemek's clock.
[03/16/23 06:59:34] Berserker [45/474] has challenged Khorne [581/1111] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to Berserker's clock.
[03/16/23 08:54:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Berserker 14 days, 23:11:29 toward level 56.
[03/17/23 10:20:33] Berserker bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:06:38 towards level 56.
[03/17/23 10:59:23] Mat [144/337] has challenged Berserker [328/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Mat's clock.
[03/17/23 13:08:43] Berserker sharpened the edge of their weapon! Berserker's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/18/23 15:00:55] Berserker had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:00 towards level 56.
[03/18/23 16:41:28] VOID, Destruia, and Jens [513/2162] have team battled Berserker, eroc1990, and Wam [933/2298] and lost! 5 days, 00:49:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/23 00:10:45] Bolded [79/959] has challenged Berserker [403/477] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:58:24 is added to Bolded's clock.
[03/19/23 04:20:18] bananaboat [693/851] has come upon Berserker [285/477] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:38:00 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[03/19/23 15:34:56] MELOONi, dwfreed, and Berserker [1852/2587] have team battled binaryhermit, Minus, and laama [1845/2648] and won! 0 days, 03:39:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/23 09:25:18] nya and Berserker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/23 14:40:14] Berserker found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:54 towards level 56.
[03/20/23 15:06:50] TimeWarp, "\@_, and tscherer [1859/2384] have team battled allo, Berserker, and TimWolla [365/2211] and won! 0 days, 00:24:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/23 21:23:08] Lenny_ [111/634] has come upon Berserker [134/477] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:40:42 is added to Lenny_'s clock.
[03/21/23 17:11:50] Berserker caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:26 towards level 56.
[03/22/23 02:50:44] CodeB, Berserker, and pyre [1551/1726] have team battled Omega, Matthew, and Stevland [83/2639] and won! 0 days, 06:06:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/23 06:23:34] Berserker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:32 towards level 56.
[03/22/23 18:32:47] Jens [127/604] has come upon Berserker [316/477] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:58:05 is added to Jens's clock.
[03/23/23 01:17:33] Berserker caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:17 towards level 56.
[03/23/23 12:06:10] Berserker, Przemek, and Carl [1200/1712] have team battled nowz, Aksej, and crysis [719/2297] and won! 0 days, 02:37:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/23 20:35:43] tomhek [541/826] has come upon Berserker [422/477] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:53:42 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[03/24/23 07:42:27] Berserker [398/498] has challenged EddieT137 [685/1009] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to Berserker's clock.
[03/24/23 11:38:24] Berserker [323/498] has challenged ToHellWithGA [569/1143] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:33:14 is added to Berserker's clock.
[03/26/23 09:34:40] Yarosh [279/525] has come upon Berserker [346/498] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:46 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[03/26/23 11:13:37] rawgreaze [105/1032] has come upon Berserker [128/498] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:21:08 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[03/26/23 15:49:28] postikana [316/504] has challenged Berserker [213/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:51:09 is removed from postikana's clock.
[03/27/23 16:54:41] Berserker [452/498] has challenged CrashOverride [7/743] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:02:47 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[03/29/23 16:53:59] yano [497/1079] has come upon Berserker [122/498] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:53:11 is removed from yano's clock.
[03/30/23 13:38:34] talisein [46/627] has come upon Berserker [477/498] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:13:47 is added to talisein's clock.
[03/31/23 01:22:49] BastelBot [652/774] has come upon Berserker [2/498] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:39:59 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[03/31/23 18:26:32] Berserker found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:34:19 towards level 57.
[04/02/23 01:50:47] Silvanus_Betrium, SirNeo, and nowz [1914/2312] have team battled bobvador, Berserker, and allo [880/2354] and won! 5 days, 21:09:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/23 03:35:19] Berserker broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:13:37 from level 57.
[04/02/23 04:52:15] tomgus1 [388/566] has come upon Berserker [298/498] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:13:06 is removed from tomgus1's clock.
[04/02/23 16:22:26] Berserker, caeli, and "\@_ [555/2435] have team battled postikana, Malvolio, and Wolf [924/1744] and lost! 3 days, 03:23:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/23 20:14:50] Berserker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:36:16 towards level 57.
[04/02/23 23:19:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Berserker 4 days, 20:10:17 toward level 57.
[04/03/23 03:27:31] d4n13L [387/577] has challenged Berserker [203/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:48:01 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[04/03/23 07:08:44] damyan [104/729] has come upon Berserker [421/498] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:37:52 is added to damyan's clock.
[04/04/23 05:17:24] Berserker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:03:15 towards level 57.
[04/04/23 10:10:51] Berserker spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Berserker's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/04/23 10:51:20] Zaratustra [597/783] has come upon Berserker [167/487] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:17:30 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[04/04/23 18:42:50] Berserker bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:19:11 towards level 57.
[04/06/23 23:51:58] Berserker and Angelina have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/23 02:27:09] Berserker and ufo-piloot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/23 10:25:20] Berserker and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/23 22:17:42] TauPan [498/938] has come upon Berserker [293/490] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:09:14 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[04/09/23 13:24:59] Berserker EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:09:49 from level 57.
[04/10/23 16:17:17] bananaboat [324/979] has challenged Berserker [259/490] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:43:52 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/11/23 03:09:15] tswsl [589/719] has come upon Berserker [381/490] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:28:39 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[04/11/23 14:10:40] Berserker [234/490] has challenged idlegood [207/777] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:49:39 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[04/12/23 06:02:12] tomhek [110/826] has come upon Berserker [374/490] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:04:29 is added to tomhek's clock.
[04/12/23 15:31:19] Berserker [125/496] has challenged caeli [470/729] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:41:46 is added to Berserker's clock.
[04/12/23 23:04:28] Berserker was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:13:46 towards level 58.
[04/13/23 12:57:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Berserker with fire, slowing the heathen 21 days, 09:53:14 from level 58.
[04/14/23 07:24:52] Pricey [303/511] has challenged Berserker [446/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:33:37 is added to Pricey's clock.
[04/14/23 10:22:34] Berserker set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:45:25 from level 58.
[04/15/23 02:11:21] V [56/907] has come upon Berserker [6/496] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 17:01:22 is removed from V's clock.
[04/15/23 17:32:18] Berserker [383/496] has challenged MetaNova [289/758] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:13:49 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[04/16/23 13:36:46] freeboson [495/985] has challenged Berserker [321/496] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:38:52 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[04/17/23 10:37:27] Berserker and sky have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/23 08:19:19] CodeB [379/610] has come upon Berserker [83/496] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:16:29 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[04/21/23 03:55:23] cateye [323/372] has challenged Berserker [152/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:49 is removed from cateye's clock.
[04/23/23 16:03:49] Sario, bobvador, and Kurenai [2172/2670] have team battled buzel, ice303, and Berserker [154/1445] and won! 3 days, 15:31:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/23 09:27:54] ukleinek, Destruia, and VonToutCourt [1546/2869] have team battled Tenorman, Berserker, and gormenghast [537/1617] and won! 0 days, 15:55:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/23 09:38:14] Tabmow, tmberg, and crysis [23/2477] have team battled kptr, Nuae, and Berserker [702/1885] and lost! 5 days, 07:05:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/23 11:43:51] yNos [644/693] has come upon Berserker [208/496] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:54:54 is removed from yNos's clock.
[04/26/23 09:57:37] Berserker invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:11:58 towards level 58.
[04/27/23 12:43:49] tomhek, Berserker, and ukleinek [944/2023] have team battled Acolarh, SirNeo, and VonToutCourt [2843/3181] and lost! 5 days, 16:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/23 19:24:25] Berserker ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:28:03 from level 58.
[04/28/23 09:54:06] Techman, Berserker, and nawcom [140/2373] have team battled alephnull, laama, and canton7 [1034/2230] and lost! 3 days, 22:48:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/23 18:21:59] Berserker and hax404 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/23 20:18:02] Berserker, misha, and slim [906/1681] have team battled Finley, achin, and Destruia [8/2154] and won! 1 day, 00:39:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/23 10:27:16] Berserker was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:14:23 from level 58.
[04/30/23 13:29:09] hdm [518/993] has come upon Berserker [184/496] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:50:59 is removed from hdm's clock.
[04/30/23 22:50:09] Berserker and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/23 16:55:06] popey, sc, and Berserker [229/2084] have team battled heisenbug, ice303, and BastelBot [809/1818] and lost! 5 days, 01:12:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/23 13:05:46] eroc1990 [524/769] has come upon Berserker [56/496] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:26:35 is removed from eroc1990's clock.
[05/02/23 16:20:56] sc [6/840] has come upon Berserker [490/496] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:40:49 is added to sc's clock.
[05/03/23 18:42:43] Berserker, rawgreaze, and vadas [840/2187] have team battled Wolf, Pricey, and EddieT137 [664/2359] and won! 0 days, 16:38:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/23 10:13:57] ion [3/841] has challenged Berserker [89/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:11:38 is added to ion's clock.
[05/04/23 18:25:32] Berserker got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:22:59 from level 58.
[05/05/23 06:00:49] Berserker stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:07:48 towards level 58.
[05/05/23 10:38:45] Berserker, thatmint, and d4n13L [766/1620] have team battled JamCow, Andrio, and Asara [1248/2211] and lost! 3 days, 23:33:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/23 14:38:18] krustenkaese [508/510] has come upon Berserker [127/496] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:34:29 is removed from krustenkaese's clock.
[05/07/23 18:31:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Berserker 5 days, 09:22:33 toward level 58.
[05/08/23 19:54:42] Khorne [607/1101] has challenged Berserker [421/498] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:48:40 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[05/09/23 06:39:50] Berserker stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:41:12 towards level 58.
[05/09/23 09:19:12] bg, nya, and nawcom [3077/3199] have team battled Cirdan, misha, and Berserker [751/2328] and won! 0 days, 07:16:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/23 11:10:00] Berserker, hax404, and CodeB [582/1619] have team battled DrinkyBird, gildarts, and A_Dragon [2778/3232] and lost! 0 days, 01:32:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/23 15:30:35] boscage, Berserker, and kptr [394/1447] have team battled rawgreaze, Affliction, and eising [1030/2670] and lost! 0 days, 03:25:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/23 19:01:03] Berserker and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/23 20:14:44] Berserker, ion, tswsl, and JamCow have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/23 20:42:19] DontEvenPeek [18/588] has challenged Berserker [162/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:22 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[05/10/23 22:00:15] Berserker got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:25:36 from level 58.
[05/11/23 01:40:14] Berserker found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:53:24 towards level 58.
[05/13/23 03:20:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Berserker 0 days, 23:27:42 toward level 58.
[05/13/23 21:15:07] Lnk, apb, and scumola [1433/2658] have team battled Berserker, Fehu, and Theleveler [1211/2010] and won! 0 days, 13:20:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/23 00:44:06] Berserker, pyre, and eroc1990 [1028/2111] have team battled adamus1red, DontEvenPeek, and drahthaar [1398/2937] and lost! 1 day, 13:59:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/23 02:58:55] arkie [315/379] has come upon Berserker [114/498] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:55:50 is removed from arkie's clock.
[05/15/23 20:39:33] jayvee, Stevland, and Yarosh [1167/2235] have team battled Berserker, rawgreaze, and washclof [1672/2606] and lost! 2 days, 15:53:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/23 02:12:05] Berserker was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:19:31 towards level 58.
[05/17/23 19:08:44] Berserker stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:51 towards level 58.
[05/17/23 19:24:17] sam [28/956] has challenged Berserker [480/498] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:24:17 is added to sam's clock.
[05/17/23 20:00:53] Berserker discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:59 towards level 58.
[05/18/23 04:15:54] Berserker ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:12:05 from level 58.
[05/19/23 05:05:58] Berserker invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:37 towards level 58.
[05/19/23 07:12:11] dax [141/501] has come upon Berserker [208/498] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:56:27 is added to dax's clock.
[05/19/23 09:32:31] Ganonk [583/585] has come upon Berserker [256/498] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:57:29 is removed from Ganonk's clock.
[05/19/23 13:49:46] Sombra, Andrio, and Berserker [2253/2409] have team battled damyan, MadMan, and sir_idle_alot [220/1486] and won! 0 days, 01:03:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/23 21:35:32] confunctius [540/996] has challenged Berserker [23/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:53 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[05/20/23 02:04:24] yano [416/829] has come upon Berserker [465/498] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:49:21 is added to yano's clock.
[05/20/23 21:27:52] Berserker got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:56:39 from level 58.
[05/21/23 07:21:48] Berserker and Daikojun have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/23 18:50:37] Berserker, ToHellWithGA, Varjatticus, and CodeB have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/23 08:22:32] Chuck [209/694] has come upon Berserker [166/498] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:22:35 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[05/22/23 16:12:21] Centrixx, Berserker, and fstrelok [1146/2328] have team battled 0x00, CodeGeek, and Jens [1499/2185] and lost! 0 days, 05:02:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/23 06:51:30] Berserker gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:16 towards level 58.
[05/23/23 17:41:00] Berserker was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:52 from level 58.
[05/23/23 22:01:06] Berserker [35/501] has challenged megubyte [284/569] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to Berserker's clock.
[05/24/23 01:42:49] Yarosh, ahmubashshir, and Berserker [869/1716] have team battled m00m00, MELOONi, and Puff [898/1938] and lost! 4 days, 07:49:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/23 23:36:21] nawcom [32/925] has come upon Berserker [169/501] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:46:54 is added to nawcom's clock.
[05/25/23 06:04:56] _sh [496/1015] has come upon Berserker [331/501] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:46:55 is removed from _sh's clock.
[05/26/23 01:23:54] tsr, damyan, and sky [233/2464] have team battled gradator, Kritzefitz, and Berserker [1933/2157] and lost! 0 days, 11:50:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/23 16:13:54] Berserker invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:41:32 towards level 59.
[05/27/23 18:49:53] Andrio [9/640] has come upon Berserker [293/501] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:09:38 is added to Andrio's clock.
[05/28/23 09:28:40] Berserker was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:32:08 from level 59.
[05/29/23 05:41:05] Berserker walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:36:16 from level 59.
[05/29/23 10:16:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Berserker 15 days, 09:01:16 toward level 59.
[05/30/23 01:58:22] Berserker and megubyte have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/23 04:57:48] tomhek, MetaNova, and Chuck [1981/2426] have team battled Berserker, gradator, and _sh [1542/2083] and won! 7 days, 03:30:41 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/23 18:56:28] spex [54/1088] has come upon Berserker [35/510] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:31:38 is removed from spex's clock.
[05/30/23 23:22:16] "mchonedev" [70/313] has come upon Berserker [123/510] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:27 is added to "mchonedev"'s clock.
[05/31/23 21:18:09] MetaNova [101/712] has come upon Berserker [465/510] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:46:00 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[06/01/23 05:39:30] ZOTTA [630/802] has come upon Berserker [133/510] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:28:48 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[06/01/23 07:09:51] Berserker learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:18:41 towards level 59.
[06/01/23 16:40:08] 0x00 [288/339] has challenged Berserker [70/510] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:00:01 is removed from 0x00's clock.
[06/02/23 04:24:06] TimWolla [152/992] has come upon Berserker [183/510] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:56:50 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[06/02/23 06:16:52] Berserker, KingPimpCommand, and Sario [173/1628] have team battled Cockatrice, arkie, and tass [364/1968] and lost! 0 days, 23:00:34 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/23 00:01:59] scumola, Asara, and "mchonedev" [1245/2102] have team battled caeli, Fehu, and Berserker [146/1919] and won! 0 days, 04:01:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/23 22:00:36] ToHellWithGA [323/1192] has come upon Berserker [291/510] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:00:46 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[06/05/23 16:25:57] Berserker tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:05:48 towards level 59.
[06/05/23 17:07:52] idleneutral, gradator, and kptr [402/1786] have team battled SuzakuMedli, thornrag, and Berserker [480/2327] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/23 19:07:31] nawcom [319/925] has challenged Berserker [294/520] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:55:52 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[06/09/23 02:48:21] Berserker and washclof have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/23 14:01:06] gideonstar, gildarts, and unicron [830/1816] have team battled eroc1990, gusto, and Berserker [462/1974] and won! 0 days, 14:52:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/23 16:10:32] Berserker got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:57:04 from level 59.
[06/10/23 18:00:04] jacquesssss [135/346] has come upon Berserker [297/524] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:50:55 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[06/10/23 20:31:57] Berserker and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/23 23:35:37] Notir, Ungoliant, and Berserker [555/2354] have team battled Khorne, misha, and MetaNova [1753/2608] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/23 01:29:31] Berserker and buzel have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/23 05:45:10] Berserker died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:35:24 from level 59.
[06/12/23 20:29:35] Berserker and idlegood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/23 10:14:22] sc [294/1090] has come upon Berserker [161/524] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:48:23 is removed from sc's clock.
[07/04/23 04:27:23] Berserker found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:46 towards level 59.
[07/05/23 14:02:59] el [99/698] has come upon Berserker [51/524] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:37:00 is removed from el's clock.
[07/07/23 16:57:50] tomgus1 [228/577] has challenged Berserker [298/524] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to tomgus1's clock.
[07/07/23 20:07:59] Berserker [387/553] has challenged Puff [123/713] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:36:31 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[07/08/23 02:01:07] spex, MetaNova, and Kritzefitz [912/2868] have team battled Lord255, Berserker, and mordac [314/1980] and won! 0 days, 17:39:10 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/23 02:52:04] MELOONi [303/953] has come upon Berserker [274/553] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 22:25:22 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[07/08/23 11:48:53] Berserker and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/23 16:50:19] Berserker bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:07:45 towards level 60.
[07/11/23 09:47:01] Thorael, RussellB, and boscage [232/2215] have team battled anarcat, sc, and Berserker [2789/2858] and lost! 0 days, 09:16:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/23 18:59:24] Berserker bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:42:35 towards level 60.
[07/15/23 01:32:08] Puff, Berserker, and canton7 [589/2147] have team battled drahthaar, tmberg, and gideonstar [427/2121] and won! 4 days, 11:53:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/23 14:03:26] Minus, adamus1red, and freeboson [1461/2867] have team battled eising, Berserker, and thornrag [645/2026] and won! 0 days, 08:14:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/23 18:45:54] Berserker and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/23 04:08:03] Berserker [281/553] has challenged sc [274/1117] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:51:20 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[07/16/23 05:30:39] Berserker had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:18:08 from level 60.
[07/16/23 10:44:33] Berserker gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:21 towards level 60.
[07/16/23 18:47:27] caeli [622/694] has come upon Berserker [532/553] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:30:04 is removed from caeli's clock.
[07/17/23 19:59:27] nawcom, Berserker, and ukleinek [1488/2197] have team battled yNos, laama, and hugga [657/2545] and won! 0 days, 11:19:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/23 09:13:33] Tabmow [645/878] has come upon Berserker [485/564] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:37:47 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[07/18/23 09:49:58] Mat [588/621] has challenged Berserker [482/564] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from Mat's clock.
[07/18/23 22:17:08] Kurenai [490/1001] has come upon Berserker [276/564] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:44:45 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[07/19/23 21:41:19] Berserker was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:32:37 from level 60.
[07/20/23 02:18:28] Berserker, Lenny_, and unicron [1834/2319] have team battled 0x00, jjasghar, and canton7 [438/2291] and won! 1 day, 19:59:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/23 13:31:32] Berserker [89/564] has challenged gusto [263/709] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:49:40 is added to Berserker's clock.
[07/20/23 20:48:26] Berserker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:54 towards level 60.
[07/21/23 03:13:26] Berserker got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:52:20 from level 60.
[07/21/23 08:12:57] kinus and Berserker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/23 09:07:12] vegadark [740/786] has come upon Berserker [193/564] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:09:57 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[07/21/23 18:52:44] cfjk [526/854] has challenged Berserker [138/564] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:39:04 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[07/21/23 23:24:24] Berserker, Omega, and gideonstar [1543/1997] have team battled laama, buzel, and anarcat [2463/2872] and lost! 1 day, 01:54:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/23 07:46:02] Berserker [265/564] has challenged DrinkyBird [168/1269] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:46 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[07/23/23 11:46:58] DontEvenPeek [551/639] has challenged Berserker [383/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:49:05 is removed from DontEvenPeek's clock.
[07/24/23 20:51:58] gusto [64/709] has come upon Berserker [138/564] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:00:01 is added to gusto's clock.
[07/25/23 06:08:15] StalkR, Berserker, and enteral [1946/2587] have team battled bookworm, Kritzefitz, and zifnab06 [779/2357] and won! 0 days, 11:53:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/23 17:54:52] eising [460/783] has come upon Berserker [58/564] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:55:50 is removed from eising's clock.
[07/26/23 02:42:13] Berserker was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:09:41 from level 60.
[07/27/23 00:03:00] Pinkman, Berserker, and Affliction [2186/2245] have team battled DrinkyBird, Cockatrice, and HeavyPodda [2726/3110] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/23 09:03:09] Berserker and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/23 09:33:18] Berserker [558/564] has challenged linear [114/586] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:24:14 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[07/28/23 03:14:07] bsleep [205/1320] has come upon Berserker [196/564] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:55:38 is removed from bsleep's clock.
[07/28/23 07:13:24] Berserker [67/564] has challenged Affliction [638/785] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:55:46 is added to Berserker's clock.
[07/28/23 19:21:13] realguy [150/418] has come upon Berserker [230/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:55:55 is added to realguy's clock.
[07/28/23 19:56:06] Berserker tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:12:03 towards level 61.
[07/28/23 22:37:59] Berserker and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/23 21:49:12] ZOTTA [597/840] has challenged Berserker [192/564] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:15:18 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[07/31/23 23:26:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Berserker 10 days, 17:59:21 toward level 61.
[08/20/23 05:47:00] arkie [16/662] has come upon Berserker [99/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:48:37 is added to arkie's clock.
[08/20/23 14:43:09] Berserker found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:51:10 towards level 61.
[08/21/23 16:03:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Berserker with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 12:29:03 from level 61.
[08/22/23 16:51:01] Berserker and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/23 17:35:15] solarsparq [658/745] has come upon Berserker [414/564] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:45:51 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[08/22/23 19:37:19] popey, dyvonna, and Lenny_ [2664/2865] have team battled apb, Russell, and Berserker [619/2847] and won! 4 days, 18:16:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/23 13:30:28] Berserker misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:57:21 from level 61.
[08/23/23 14:11:40] Berserker found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:20:00 towards level 61.
[08/24/23 17:54:08] Berserker and dyvonna have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/23 07:53:16] StalkR [479/1015] has come upon Berserker [3/564] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:57:00 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[08/25/23 09:27:08] Berserker got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:13:52 towards level 61.
[08/26/23 09:55:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Berserker with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 02:56:57 from level 61.
[08/27/23 06:47:26] Berserker gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:41 towards level 61.
[08/27/23 15:08:24] Berserker and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/23 20:05:41] Berserker [0/564] has challenged gendish [125/390] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:22:21 is added to Berserker's clock.
[08/27/23 22:23:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Berserker with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 00:20:57 from level 61.
[08/28/23 03:37:28] Berserker and gegenschein have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/23 10:30:02] Berserker stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:41:40 towards level 61.
[08/29/23 01:46:34] Berserker and jayvee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/23 08:14:36] soltys [380/1054] has challenged Berserker [513/564] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:36:42 is added to soltys's clock.
[08/29/23 16:40:18] misha [594/927] has come upon Berserker [326/564] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:21:27 is removed from misha's clock.
[08/31/23 01:44:59] Berserker was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:43:43 from level 61.
[08/31/23 05:10:17] grangerstranger [270/321] has challenged Berserker [312/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to grangerstranger's clock.
[08/31/23 14:19:15] Minus, Asara, and Berserker [1714/2410] have team battled cadfael, washclof, and \dev\ice [392/2858] and won! 1 day, 07:54:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/23 08:00:55] StalkR [143/1015] has come upon Berserker [510/557] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:30:46 is added to StalkR's clock.
[09/01/23 09:50:13] HeavyPodda, linear, and Berserker [1043/2107] have team battled el, Carl, and scornn [1381/2150] and lost! 2 days, 16:03:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/23 09:56:06] blobdog [391/445] has challenged Berserker [152/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:04:04 is removed from blobdog's clock.
[09/02/23 18:19:51] Nuae, Kritzefitz, and zbe [2104/3222] have team battled "\@_, Berserker, and ToHellWithGA [2795/2983] and lost! 1 day, 18:17:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/23 06:19:32] aqsd, gradator, and Kachin [1476/2426] have team battled Crazycatlady, Berserker, and alephnull [2088/2157] and lost! 0 days, 21:07:30 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/23 05:54:41] Berserker [537/557] has challenged Matthew [33/614] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:50:15 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[09/05/23 07:58:23] bsleep [725/1335] has come upon Berserker [122/557] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:06:37 is removed from bsleep's clock.
[09/05/23 09:55:40] rawgreaze [200/1002] has challenged Berserker [370/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:08 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[09/06/23 14:02:32] Berserker [167/557] has challenged Lilith [207/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:08:23 is added to Berserker's clock.
[09/06/23 16:23:20] zbe [25/1259] has come upon Berserker [512/557] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:19:26 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/06/23 18:45:14] Berserker found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:20 towards level 61.
[12/08/23 04:35:23] Berserker [365/557] has challenged talisein [46/678] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:53:12 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[12/08/23 10:01:19] Berserker was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:15:38 from level 61.
[12/09/23 10:20:51] Berserker and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/23 22:57:37] jayvee [266/620] has come upon Berserker [170/557] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:39:59 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[12/10/23 23:54:58] Shinzon [64/155] has challenged Berserker [343/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Shinzon's clock.
[12/12/23 02:59:39] Berserker [255/557] has challenged allo [92/838] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:26:01 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[12/12/23 15:00:44] Berserker was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:09 from level 61.
[12/13/23 02:42:34] Berserker was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:56 from level 61.
[12/13/23 08:07:03] ukleinek [163/1012] has challenged Berserker [274/557] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:21:34 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[12/13/23 08:27:38] Berserker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:54 towards level 61.
[12/13/23 11:03:50] Berserker ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:19:32 from level 61.
[12/13/23 15:27:55] Berserker was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:18 towards level 61.
[12/13/23 22:02:38] hiod [15/234] has challenged Berserker [136/557] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to hiod's clock.
[12/14/23 04:40:12] Berserker fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:39:10 from level 61.
[12/14/23 13:14:19] Omega [419/1051] has challenged Berserker [318/557] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:10:30 is removed from Omega's clock.
[12/15/23 00:41:18] Berserker [309/557] has challenged BenDover [384/504] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to Berserker's clock.
[12/15/23 04:16:18] rawgreaze [857/1043] has come upon Berserker [230/557] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:19:53 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[12/15/23 15:40:47] Berserker stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:52:41 towards level 62.
[12/16/23 21:03:40] Berserker was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:43:03 towards level 62.
[12/17/23 10:49:28] pastly [210/433] has challenged Berserker [196/557] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:41 is removed from pastly's clock.
[12/17/23 12:31:37] apb, scumola, and ZOTTA [443/3176] have team battled idlegood, ukleinek, and Berserker [1551/2270] and lost! 4 days, 09:18:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/23 21:13:05] yNos [143/946] has come upon Berserker [416/557] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:35:14 is added to yNos's clock.
[12/18/23 06:59:27] Berserker and Bolded have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/23 04:17:42] Berserker found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:31:00 towards level 62.
[12/19/23 14:36:27] Shinzon stole Berserker's level 116 tunic while they were sleeping! Shinzon leaves their old level 27 tunic behind, which Berserker then takes.
[12/20/23 09:41:41] Berserker and gradator have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/23 22:53:00] Berserker [14/459] has challenged h00k [417/538] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:37:16 is added to Berserker's clock.
[12/23/23 11:13:12] Berserker tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:51:18 towards level 62.
[12/25/23 19:49:19] Tangles, nawcom, and kinus [1919/2684] have team battled JackyB, MadMan, and Berserker [1395/1877] and won! 0 days, 21:23:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/23 20:29:09] Berserker, jaxson, Gorek, and boscage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/23 08:07:03] Tenorman [216/777] has come upon Berserker [54/459] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:11:41 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[12/27/23 01:00:04] Thorael, mordac, and bookworm [1317/2156] have team battled EddieT137, particleflux, and Berserker [815/2058] and won! 1 day, 08:24:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/23 01:11:31] idleevil, adamus1red, and BlueJay [1001/2348] have team battled d4n13L, Silvanus_Betrium, and Berserker [1385/2226] and lost! 1 day, 05:23:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/23 06:44:00] caeli [154/862] has challenged Berserker [118/459] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:18:07 is removed from caeli's clock.
[12/28/23 07:50:12] wille, yNos, and Berserker [1533/2063] have team battled Lilith, gildarts, and scumola [522/2261] and won! 2 days, 15:09:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/23 20:56:43] Berserker [304/459] has challenged talisein [380/683] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:02:45 is added to Berserker's clock.
[12/29/23 22:54:54] jacquesssss [58/421] has come upon Berserker [341/459] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:49:01 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[12/30/23 06:06:28] washclof [387/1124] has come upon Berserker [280/459] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:29:03 is removed from washclof's clock.
[12/30/23 11:10:10] pyre [700/768] has come upon Berserker [229/459] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:19:09 is removed from pyre's clock.
[12/30/23 23:35:52] Berserker and _sh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/23 08:18:38] Berserker hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:45:37 towards level 62.
[12/31/23 12:27:05] Berserker found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:32 towards level 62.
[01/02/24 12:30:47] fstrelok [414/887] has challenged Berserker [383/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:53 is removed from fstrelok's clock.
[01/04/24 16:39:17] Garg, style, and Berserker [1192/1618] have team battled fstrelok, Ecko, and bsleep [1001/3159] and won! 1 day, 08:09:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/24 16:36:00] Berserker broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:27:10 from level 62.
[01/07/24 08:53:13] noex, HeavyPodda, and allo [29/2300] have team battled bobvador, Berserker, and wowbagger [1476/2339] and lost! 0 days, 20:09:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/24 15:21:44] Berserker was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:03 towards level 62.
[01/07/24 22:39:20] soltys, BastelBot, and Berserker [179/2409] have team battled misha, Tabmow, and ahmubashshir [521/2395] and lost! 0 days, 10:46:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/24 08:22:42] Berserker [123/466] has come upon zifnab06 [234/661] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:29:19 is added to Berserker's clock.
[01/08/24 11:20:27] Berserker fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:02 from level 62.
[01/08/24 20:41:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Berserker 1 day, 12:11:31 toward level 62.
[01/09/24 13:43:48] Berserker [89/466] has challenged alephnull [367/803] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to Berserker's clock.
[01/09/24 22:17:48] Nysdar [214/1138] has come upon Berserker [312/466] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:03:02 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[01/10/24 16:28:59] u4ia, noex, and Berserker [974/1483] have team battled el, Lilith, and Chuck [2068/2313] and lost! 0 days, 05:49:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/24 17:41:14] Berserker gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:30:28 towards level 63.
[01/11/24 02:28:28] Berserker and scornn have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/24 03:20:32] Malvolio [229/565] has come upon Berserker [375/466] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:33:21 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[01/11/24 12:58:26] Berserker stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:11:17 towards level 63.
[01/11/24 22:58:47] Berserker and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/24 00:33:01] roosterphant, Berserker, and alexlehm [601/1709] have team battled simple, Bolded, and tmberg [1258/3179] and lost! 3 days, 22:23:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/24 06:20:46] Berserker and hax404 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/24 21:03:12] Berserker and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/24 10:42:24] ToHellWithGA [1086/1250] has come upon Berserker [255/466] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:44:31 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[01/13/24 15:36:28] KindOne, jayvee, and Berserker [955/1570] have team battled Crazycatlady, noex, and scumola [1233/2275] and lost! 5 days, 19:40:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/24 14:52:29] Berserker [356/466] has challenged vectr0n [556/738] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:33:05 is added to Berserker's clock.
[01/16/24 12:30:30] alexlehm [185/852] has come upon Berserker [204/466] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:38:16 is added to alexlehm's clock.
[01/17/24 05:37:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Berserker 4 days, 17:54:54 toward level 63.
[01/18/24 10:09:20] bg [929/1095] has challenged Berserker [413/466] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:30:44 is removed from bg's clock.
[01/19/24 03:24:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Berserker 18 days, 05:06:25 toward level 63.
[01/19/24 03:31:01] Berserker ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:20:52 from level 63.
[01/19/24 09:25:36] Berserker was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:34:43 from level 63.
[01/19/24 11:06:38] xarvatium [16/358] has challenged Berserker [82/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to xarvatium's clock.
[01/20/24 11:22:03] Bolded [955/976] has challenged Berserker [301/466] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:53:31 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[01/21/24 10:07:20] Berserker ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:12:01 from level 63.
[01/22/24 09:09:54] Deathgrim [109/199] has challenged Berserker [74/466] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:33 is removed from Deathgrim's clock.
[01/22/24 19:17:23] Berserker and tswsl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/24 02:44:00] nawcom, Butch, and gildarts [1164/2075] have team battled Celediel, Kody, and Berserker [46/1535] and won! 0 days, 04:22:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/24 13:45:29] Berserker EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:46:47 from level 63.
[01/26/24 11:57:11] adamus1red [702/966] has challenged Berserker [172/463] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:11:04 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[01/27/24 14:46:48] Berserker and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/24 09:08:48] roosterphant [172/377] has challenged Berserker [349/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:08:14 is added to roosterphant's clock.
[01/28/24 22:25:15] kinus, Berserker, happymeal, and SirNeo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/24 04:03:03] bookworm [308/885] has come upon Berserker [34/463] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:57:50 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[01/29/24 19:43:41] Fraiyr [0/19] has challenged Berserker [439/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to Fraiyr's clock.