Player Info

User: DrinkyBird
Class: Desk toy
Admin?: No
Level: 93
Next level: 36 days, 04:15:14
Status: Offline
Host: DrinkyBird!~sean@idlerpg/player/DrinkyBird
Account Created: Fri Jun 4 19:14:04 2021
Last login: Sat Jul 20 18:34:17 2024
Total time idled: 1075 days, 00:42:53
Current position: [306,121]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 138 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 298 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 51
gloves: 63
helm: 72 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 80
ring: 73 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 79
tunic: 129 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 441 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1424

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 18 days, 04:24:16
part: None
quest: 27 days, 02:56:04
quit: 104 days, 19:02:50

total: 150 days, 02:23:10

Character Modifiers

[06/05/21 00:45:52] remyabel [3/4] has challenged DrinkyBird [0/1] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:56 is removed from remyabel's clock.
[06/05/21 01:04:44] DrinkyBird [7/9] has challenged dwfreed [3/4] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:16 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/05/21 01:06:06] laama [4/9] has challenged DrinkyBird [0/9] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:16 is removed from laama's clock.
[06/05/21 02:10:08] kline [14/17] has challenged DrinkyBird [23/29] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to kline's clock.
[06/05/21 07:29:33] DrinkyBird [34/81] has challenged mrmonday [2/4] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/05/21 11:18:48] DrinkyBird was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:37 towards level 17.
[06/05/21 13:41:00] a [7/12] has challenged DrinkyBird [60/114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to a's clock.
[06/05/21 16:28:26] Affliction [93/177] has challenged DrinkyBird [20/114] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:44 is removed from Affliction's clock.
[06/05/21 22:25:51] CrashOverride [197/207] has challenged DrinkyBird [31/120] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:48 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[06/05/21 22:32:08] DrinkyBird [98/120] has challenged Puff [145/174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/06/21 11:59:20] DrinkyBird [56/165] has challenged Tenorman [142/164] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/06/21 18:16:20] DrinkyBird [114/165] has challenged simple [16/207] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/06/21 20:09:40] bookworm [176/196] has challenged DrinkyBird [110/165] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[06/07/21 00:36:28] DrinkyBird [16/189] has challenged allo [105/171] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/07/21 00:45:45] DrinkyBird got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:48 towards level 27.
[06/07/21 08:09:10] MsYou [25/177] has challenged DrinkyBird [114/189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to MsYou's clock.
[06/07/21 08:13:59] DrinkyBird [138/189] has challenged sid3windr [68/148] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/07/21 10:16:25] Way [173/248] has challenged DrinkyBird [119/189] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Way's clock.
[06/07/21 11:45:08] fattrat [38/226] has challenged DrinkyBird [152/189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/07/21 15:23:47] zbe [192/272] has challenged DrinkyBird [137/189] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/07/21 16:45:30] DrinkyBird [50/211] has challenged idlebot [34/301] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:36 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/07/21 23:13:10] DrinkyBird was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:44 towards level 29.
[06/08/21 01:01:11] DrinkyBird [102/213] has challenged Carl [222/257] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/08/21 02:19:52] DrinkyBird found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:27 towards level 30.
[06/08/21 02:34:22] poopy [12/19] has challenged DrinkyBird [85/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to poopy's clock.
[06/08/21 12:54:37] DrinkyBird [103/213] has challenged elf [90/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/08/21 12:54:37] DrinkyBird has dealt elf a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:48:27 is added to elf's clock.
[06/08/21 14:38:11] kenyon, DrinkyBird, and ShinobiChileno [291/673] have team battled Sergio, sc, and dwfreed [56/717] and won! 0 days, 00:11:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/21 17:00:52] Bkid [8/57] has challenged DrinkyBird [92/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Bkid's clock.
[06/08/21 18:12:05] buzel [8/199] has challenged DrinkyBird [20/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to buzel's clock.
[06/09/21 00:18:03] Thorael [174/222] has challenged DrinkyBird [176/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Thorael's clock.
[06/09/21 01:41:22] Majak [3/304] has challenged DrinkyBird [157/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Majak's clock.
[06/09/21 02:01:41] DrinkyBird [117/220] has challenged Makhno [170/227] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/09/21 19:47:15] DrinkyBird [67/220] has challenged washclof [113/267] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/10/21 08:35:29] apb [25/38] has challenged DrinkyBird [208/220] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to apb's clock.
[06/10/21 16:23:18] DrinkyBird [116/220] has challenged golgy [72/252] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/11/21 12:56:08] DrinkyBird [106/220] has challenged Wolf [161/236] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/11/21 15:48:25] Sparks [145/240] has challenged DrinkyBird [117/220] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from Sparks's clock.
[06/11/21 23:49:42] nyuszika7h [187/286] has challenged DrinkyBird [49/220] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from nyuszika7h's clock.
[06/12/21 05:35:03] DrinkyBird [74/220] has come upon BastelBot [292/424] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:46:30 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/12/21 17:04:28] DrinkyBird [205/220] has come upon JeDa [71/277] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/12/21 17:24:10] DrinkyBird [63/256] has challenged Zaratustra [138/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/12/21 20:17:44] DrinkyBird was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:08 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 00:24:59] Geoff [110/181] has challenged DrinkyBird [160/256] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to Geoff's clock.
[06/13/21 21:18:55] szczot3k [199/339] has challenged DrinkyBird [236/256] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to szczot3k's clock.
[06/13/21 22:26:03] DrinkyBird [264/283] has challenged jaxson [55/292] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/14/21 03:30:07] DrinkyBird [179/283] has come upon MetaNova [234/258] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:53:25 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/14/21 05:57:23] DrinkyBird [20/283] has come upon BMO [302/344] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:03 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/14/21 08:53:11] DrinkyBird [102/283] has come upon ChowderKeg [39/267] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:46:31 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/15/21 01:54:23] DrinkyBird [12/283] has come upon The_Decryptor [350/366] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:34 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/15/21 06:58:20] Sombra [63/303] has challenged DrinkyBird [83/283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Sombra's clock.
[06/15/21 08:55:54] DrinkyBird [150/283] has challenged mrmonday [250/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/15/21 12:49:37] nawcom [103/303] has challenged DrinkyBird [85/283] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[06/16/21 12:59:50] DrinkyBird tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:58 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 20:02:55] Sokar [171/355] has challenged DrinkyBird [59/283] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Sokar's clock.
[06/17/21 02:16:09] muirrum [40/226] has challenged DrinkyBird [214/283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to muirrum's clock.
[06/17/21 02:59:06] DrinkyBird [97/283] has challenged Raito [8/228] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:00 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/17/21 21:36:28] Zaratustra [335/377] has challenged DrinkyBird [196/283] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[06/18/21 02:45:47] Tenedos [44/149] has challenged DrinkyBird [243/283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[06/18/21 20:22:19] DrinkyBird [175/283] has come upon crank [202/462] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:12 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/18/21 22:58:15] DrinkyBird [27/283] has challenged Thorael [198/301] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/19/21 01:30:54] fattrat [255/344] has challenged DrinkyBird [171/283] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[06/21/21 00:46:13] CharlieAngel [93/194] has challenged DrinkyBird [168/283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to CharlieAngel's clock.
[06/21/21 09:11:38] DrinkyBird [244/295] has challenged A_Dragon [151/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/21/21 20:30:32] kline, DrinkyBird, and Crazycatlady [876/891] have team battled heisenbug, Tor, and BastelBot [1244/1269] and lost! 0 days, 03:50:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/21 00:13:28] DrinkyBird [159/295] has come upon Affliction [372/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:11:37 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/22/21 03:03:31] DrinkyBird [259/295] has come upon Notir [280/328] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:13:07 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/22/21 04:17:07] DrinkyBird [115/295] has come upon Lnk [258/309] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:21:29 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/22/21 17:23:17] DrinkyBird stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:34 towards level 41.
[06/22/21 19:04:11] Algernon [299/446] has challenged DrinkyBird [159/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from Algernon's clock.
[06/23/21 18:24:14] DrinkyBird was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:33 from level 41.
[06/24/21 06:06:44] DrinkyBird [246/296] has challenged metadaemon [201/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/03/21 02:31:08] TBB [6/68] has challenged DrinkyBird [73/296] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to TBB's clock.
[07/04/21 19:36:22] DrinkyBird [70/298] has challenged iiriix [176/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/05/21 19:38:01] DrinkyBird stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:46 towards level 43.
[07/06/21 10:21:20] DrinkyBird, CrashOverride, and Andrio [1098/1109] have team battled gerry666, ubergeek, and R2robot [261/1171] and won! 0 days, 00:34:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/21 16:19:52] pwae, jaxson, and CrashOverride [579/1249] have team battled nCrazed, texke, and DrinkyBird [931/983] and lost! 0 days, 01:45:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/21 10:15:10] DrinkyBird [92/310] has challenged trashicus [313/429] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/08/21 19:17:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 2 days, 13:41:24 toward level 44.
[07/09/21 01:42:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 0 days, 05:39:20 toward level 44.
[07/10/21 00:19:41] DrinkyBird [91/312] has challenged Quack [7/276] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:17:09 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/10/21 09:50:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 10:00:50 from level 45.
[07/10/21 12:14:01] DrinkyBird invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:00 towards level 45.
[07/11/21 01:54:00] DrinkyBird [4/312] has come upon unicron [2/208] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:20:29 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/11/21 13:00:07] thornrag [22/336] has challenged DrinkyBird [164/312] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to thornrag's clock.
[07/11/21 13:29:17] DrinkyBird was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:59 towards level 45.
[07/12/21 06:03:58] DrinkyBird got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:12:38 from level 45.
[07/12/21 06:12:27] DirtyVader [26/235] has challenged DrinkyBird [284/312] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to DirtyVader's clock.
[07/12/21 14:37:07] sheu [166/514] has challenged DrinkyBird [40/312] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:57:43 is removed from sheu's clock.
[07/12/21 14:41:46] DrinkyBird [298/312] has come upon A_Dragon [204/590] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:47:18 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/13/21 10:18:35] DrinkyBird lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:45:56 from level 45.
[07/13/21 14:57:53] DrinkyBird, dave, and texke [831/1138] have team battled Yuhno, fattrat, and uovobw [296/1218] and won! 0 days, 05:04:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/21 18:48:01] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:58 towards level 45.
[07/14/21 00:55:13] DrinkyBird was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:49 towards level 45.
[07/14/21 15:25:57] DrinkyBird [52/312] has challenged talisein [496/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/14/21 16:15:55] washclof [292/492] has challenged DrinkyBird [288/312] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from washclof's clock.
[07/14/21 23:44:02] anarcat, CornFly, and Syloq [630/1232] have team battled hdm, MadMan, and DrinkyBird [149/1276] and won! 0 days, 02:39:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/21 04:14:38] DrinkyBird stole munkis's level 38 set of leggings while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 35 set of leggings behind, which munkis then takes.
[07/15/21 13:06:54] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:37 towards level 46.
[07/15/21 15:16:40] vectr0n [105/394] has challenged DrinkyBird [2/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[07/15/21 15:16:40] vectr0n has dealt DrinkyBird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:38:52 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/15/21 20:04:36] vegadark, allo, and A_Dragon [1124/1452] have team battled DrinkyBird, dave, and mordac [88/1185] and won! 0 days, 02:38:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/21 23:24:07] DrinkyBird was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:39:09 from level 46.
[07/16/21 12:56:05] DrinkyBird was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:47 towards level 46.
[07/18/21 04:06:41] DrinkyBird [301/315] has challenged gildarts [182/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:42:13 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/18/21 22:10:39] TimWolla [25/357] has challenged DrinkyBird [218/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:26:38 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[07/19/21 07:22:58] DrinkyBird fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:16 from level 46.
[07/20/21 03:40:08] caeli, DrinkyBird, and vectr0n [1034/1177] have team battled JamCow, ChowderKeg, and scornn [1472/1526] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/21 04:14:37] DrinkyBird [355/428] has challenged Beefcan [124/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/20/21 09:13:31] laama, Karen, and DrinkyBird [1040/1186] have team battled Bahhumbug, binchickin, and kptr [115/824] and won! 0 days, 02:23:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/21 18:25:51] Sergio [498/530] has challenged DrinkyBird [76/428] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:51:08 is removed from Sergio's clock.
[07/21/21 18:25:51] Sergio has dealt DrinkyBird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:26:36 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/22/21 05:08:40] postikana [43/90] has challenged DrinkyBird [348/428] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to postikana's clock.
[07/22/21 21:21:09] blabber, Paganel, and DrinkyBird [775/1172] have team battled gdm, bagels, and Quack [1119/1164] and lost! 0 days, 16:45:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/21 16:30:57] DrinkyBird was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:13 from level 47.
[07/23/21 18:37:51] DrinkyBird [295/428] has come upon Gorek [226/451] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:10:12 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/23/21 22:51:44] DrinkyBird was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:47 towards level 47.
[07/24/21 07:32:51] DrinkyBird burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! DrinkyBird's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/21 21:44:18] DrinkyBird [412/424] has come upon pfoley [121/348] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:25:18 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/26/21 09:30:55] DrinkyBird [100/424] has challenged Bluedog [155/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/26/21 12:45:06] aqsd [432/448] has challenged DrinkyBird [87/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[07/28/21 21:37:49] DrinkyBird stole caeli's level 48 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 35 pair of gloves behind, which caeli then takes.
[07/29/21 12:46:27] Tor, Pingerfowder, and Alarien [657/1228] have team battled DrinkyBird, SCSi, and elf [179/1593] and won! 0 days, 11:22:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/21 17:50:55] DrinkyBird [377/436] has come upon Phunkle [34/207] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:44:17 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/31/21 14:17:51] DrinkyBird broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:04 from level 48.
[07/31/21 15:21:12] DrinkyBird was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:11 towards level 48.
[07/31/21 20:18:13] Phunkle [68/232] has challenged DrinkyBird [132/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Phunkle's clock.
[08/01/21 16:40:59] uovobw, starlink, and DrinkyBird [1341/1387] have team battled JamCow, Syloq, and Bkid [584/1430] and won! 0 days, 05:53:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/21 06:09:32] DrinkyBird [55/436] has come upon Andrio [346/390] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:42:25 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/02/21 16:58:02] DrinkyBird [45/436] has challenged hdm [247/494] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/02/21 17:45:36] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:03:45 towards level 49.
[08/04/21 14:59:01] Phunkle [74/232] has challenged DrinkyBird [331/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Phunkle's clock.
[08/06/21 04:55:26] DrinkyBird [282/436] has come upon Faradome [215/372] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:26:17 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/06/21 20:22:58] hdm [21/494] has challenged DrinkyBird [53/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:42:45 is added to hdm's clock.
[08/08/21 12:09:21] DrinkyBird found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:09 towards level 49.
[08/08/21 18:46:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 0 days, 07:56:10 toward level 49.
[08/08/21 19:33:24] Wolf [274/585] has challenged DrinkyBird [45/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:30:33 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[08/08/21 22:23:29] shikhin [43/467] has challenged DrinkyBird [316/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to shikhin's clock.
[08/09/21 07:42:44] yano [169/288] has challenged DrinkyBird [308/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to yano's clock.
[08/09/21 17:55:58] DrinkyBird lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:24:12 from level 49.
[08/10/21 07:22:08] DrinkyBird [70/436] has come upon Andrio [308/339] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:14:57 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/10/21 11:10:49] DrinkyBird [70/447] has challenged gerry666 [239/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/10/21 16:08:33] DrinkyBird [432/447] has come upon bg [58/437] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:13:34 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/11/21 01:51:47] kiska [46/243] has challenged DrinkyBird [340/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to kiska's clock.
[08/11/21 09:04:28] DrinkyBird [13/447] has come upon bookworm [280/416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:19:51 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/12/21 03:50:50] KyloRen [63/384] has challenged DrinkyBird [358/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[08/12/21 08:15:45] bg, DrinkyBird, and Andrio [348/1223] have team battled TimWolla, washclof, and womblecat [372/1390] and lost! 1 day, 07:17:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/21 11:33:25] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:16 towards level 50.
[08/13/21 06:26:56] DrinkyBird [51/447] has come upon Kritzefitz [50/164] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:15:06 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/13/21 10:00:46] DrinkyBird got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:29 towards level 50.
[08/13/21 11:33:22] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:52:11 is added to their clock.
[08/14/21 20:16:24] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:20:41 is added to their clock.
[08/15/21 12:50:19] DrinkyBird [446/447] has come upon Thorael [431/556] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:18:39 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/16/21 04:04:19] Crazycatlady [338/611] has challenged DrinkyBird [197/447] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/16/21 20:17:18] hax404 [243/411] has challenged DrinkyBird [244/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:17:22 is added to hax404's clock.
[08/17/21 05:19:18] CodeGeek [68/618] has challenged DrinkyBird [244/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:44:14 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[08/18/21 09:57:51] DrinkyBird stole gettu's level 59 helm while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 37 helm behind, which gettu then takes.
[08/18/21 19:03:01] DrinkyBird, Theleveler, and Ancalagon [337/1504] have team battled Lnk, freeboson, and hax404 [489/1756] and lost! 0 days, 05:21:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/21 18:02:16] shymega [44/271] has challenged DrinkyBird [358/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to shymega's clock.
[08/20/21 03:10:34] DrinkyBird [94/467] has challenged Vroomfondel [156/352] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/20/21 08:33:16] DrinkyBird was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:19:50 from level 51.
[08/20/21 11:01:27] DrinkyBird [308/467] has come upon Theleveler [1/467] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:58:15 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/22/21 00:45:00] pastly [46/466] has challenged DrinkyBird [246/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:37:47 is added to pastly's clock.
[08/22/21 06:47:00] ShinobiChileno, simple, and DrinkyBird [1120/1710] have team battled fattrat, DrWhax, and talisein [872/1876] and won! 0 days, 13:08:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/21 10:47:21] Acolarh [204/511] has challenged DrinkyBird [386/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:30:38 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[08/22/21 15:24:46] iiriix, thornrag, and adamus1red [727/1335] have team battled bananaboat, DrinkyBird, and washclof [929/1256] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/21 18:23:42] DrinkyBird [21/467] has come upon Destruia [67/391] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:41:44 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/23/21 04:45:42] DrinkyBird was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:42:43 from level 51.
[08/23/21 05:39:01] DrinkyBird [271/467] has come upon Bahhumbug [279/426] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:44:11 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/23/21 11:53:19] Tor [11/436] has challenged DrinkyBird [401/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:43:03 is added to Tor's clock.
[08/23/21 13:56:06] DrinkyBird invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:42:18 towards level 51.
[08/23/21 14:54:14] laama, elf, and style [368/1482] have team battled Phil, Vroomfondel, and DrinkyBird [172/1471] and won! 0 days, 06:08:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/21 23:11:16] DrinkyBird [114/467] has come upon pants [420/552] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:55:15 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/25/21 02:01:53] SCSi [241/493] has challenged DrinkyBird [96/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:03:57 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[08/26/21 13:56:19] Alys [0/3] has challenged DrinkyBird [349/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Alys's clock.
[10/17/21 14:10:17] Iines, nya, and dwfreed [81/2279] have team battled Platonides, NorthCore, and DrinkyBird [889/1537] and lost! 0 days, 05:47:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/21 07:52:39] DrinkyBird grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:38 towards level 51.
[10/18/21 10:24:28] DrinkyBird [178/467] has challenged crank [464/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:43:02 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/18/21 15:57:53] allo [237/598] has come upon DrinkyBird [359/467] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:45:55 is added to allo's clock.
[10/18/21 22:26:56] DrinkyBird [426/467] has challenged Koffa [316/549] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:26 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/19/21 11:29:30] DrinkyBird [455/467] has challenged Pricey [160/541] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:00:48 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/20/21 10:34:13] Finley [543/607] has challenged DrinkyBird [152/467] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:56:07 is removed from Finley's clock.
[10/20/21 13:46:31] scumola, drahthaar, and krin [921/1420] have team battled quantum_turtle, DrinkyBird, and Cirdan [721/1250] and won! 0 days, 18:54:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/21 11:39:19] DrinkyBird [235/467] has challenged Centrixx [279/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:15:23 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/22/21 08:43:27] Asara [363/440] has challenged DrinkyBird [381/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:02:05 is added to Asara's clock.
[10/22/21 22:08:45] DrinkyBird [270/474] has challenged Wolf [110/352] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/22/21 22:12:58] DrinkyBird grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:42:47 towards level 52.
[10/23/21 02:40:53] Gerlo [189/293] has challenged DrinkyBird [417/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Gerlo's clock.
[10/24/21 08:29:37] Kangie [17/47] has challenged DrinkyBird [234/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Kangie's clock.
[10/24/21 11:20:20] HellSpawn, Kangie, and Jens [777/1042] have team battled RussellB, buzzzzz, and DrinkyBird [305/1932] and won! 0 days, 00:12:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/21 17:18:57] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:36:09 is added to their clock.
[10/25/21 20:00:34] DrinkyBird [289/474] has challenged Acolarh [503/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:40:22 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/26/21 04:02:18] DrinkyBird [473/474] has challenged gdm [68/560] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:08:20 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/27/21 07:09:48] DrinkyBird, coding_monk, and hare [830/1476] have team battled Zaratustra, StalkR, and BastelBot [906/1646] and lost! 0 days, 21:48:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/21 21:10:57] Sombra [157/461] has challenged DrinkyBird [449/474] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:46:16 is added to Sombra's clock.
[10/28/21 16:46:48] ToHellWithGA [436/715] has challenged DrinkyBird [87/474] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:24:35 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[10/30/21 00:21:40] gdm [135/560] has challenged DrinkyBird [173/474] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:45:37 is added to gdm's clock.
[10/30/21 16:56:19] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:29:21 is added to their clock.
[10/30/21 17:27:20] DrinkyBird [412/474] has come upon buZz [84/481] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:48:21 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/31/21 06:17:18] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:03 towards level 52.
[11/01/21 17:20:10] DrinkyBird [362/474] has come upon canton7 [230/608] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:53:42 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/02/21 06:01:04] DrinkyBird [458/474] has challenged Andrio [426/546] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:27:20 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/04/21 15:49:32] DrinkyBird stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:26:31 towards level 53.
[11/05/21 20:04:46] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:04:10 towards level 53.
[11/08/21 01:03:14] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:20:12 is added to their clock.
[11/08/21 06:42:53] GilbertErik, DrinkyBird, and Susumurata [363/1406] have team battled pants, Andrio, and nawcom [1152/1638] and lost! 0 days, 04:12:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/21 05:02:16] CodeGeek [834/849] has challenged DrinkyBird [223/477] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from CodeGeek's clock.
[11/10/21 03:17:20] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:40:10 is added to their clock.
[11/12/21 05:46:31] DrinkyBird fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:07:00 from level 53.
[11/12/21 19:50:43] DrinkyBird [369/477] has come upon edk [817/877] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:29:49 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/14/21 05:33:18] DrinkyBird [365/477] has challenged Bahhumbug [477/531] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/14/21 13:04:06] DrinkyBird [0/477] has come upon Paganel [131/679] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:36:12 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/15/21 15:55:40] DrinkyBird got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:24:05 towards level 54.
[11/16/21 05:57:22] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:12:15 towards level 54.
[11/18/21 07:56:49] CornFly [297/514] has challenged DrinkyBird [159/477] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:03:29 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/18/21 14:13:17] DrinkyBird bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:07:29 towards level 54.
[11/18/21 22:02:07] DrinkyBird [211/477] has challenged Iines [331/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:19:08 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/18/21 22:47:09] DrinkyBird stole talisein's level 40 amulet while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 0 amulet behind, which talisein then takes.
[11/19/21 09:53:36] DrinkyBird stole jacob1's level 63 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 48 pair of gloves behind, which jacob1 then takes.
[11/19/21 13:19:29] mordac, jayvee, and cfjk [1422/1587] have team battled DrinkyBird, hiding, and MetaNova [636/1610] and won! 0 days, 16:13:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/21 22:30:05] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 13:10:01 is added to their clock.
[11/20/21 01:07:52] DrinkyBird [120/527] has challenged Bluedog [847/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:10:16 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/20/21 18:11:29] DrinkyBird [227/527] has challenged texke [150/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:38:17 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/22/21 17:22:04] DrinkyBird [200/527] has challenged jjasghar [96/434] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:43:20 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/22/21 20:22:48] Covid-19 [413/492] has challenged DrinkyBird [297/527] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:47:37 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[11/22/21 20:22:48] In the fierce battle, DrinkyBird dropped their level 40 tunic! Covid-19 picks it up, tossing their old level 24 tunic to DrinkyBird.
[11/23/21 21:11:34] sheu, DrinkyBird, and O[_] [1535/1801] have team battled pztrn, hiding, and tomhek [429/1830] and won! 0 days, 23:36:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/21 03:35:25] DrinkyBird [181/513] has come upon Sombra [104/461] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:04:02 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/24/21 17:32:38] DrinkyBird [316/513] has challenged wesley [64/238] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:17:17 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/24/21 19:52:36] Fenrik, "\@_, and pztrn [1368/1731] have team battled DrinkyBird, Pinkman, and wesley [1107/1151] and won! 0 days, 01:15:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/21 17:51:31] DrinkyBird [259/513] has challenged vegadark [66/702] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/28/21 13:07:03] DrinkyBird stole xbill's level 47 amulet while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 40 amulet behind, which xbill then takes.
[11/29/21 18:38:42] DrinkyBird [428/519] has come upon MrMagoo [53/434] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:19:42 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/30/21 16:17:57] Disruptor, Mattusmindus, and Algernon [1183/1826] have team battled Wam, DrinkyBird, and Wolf [569/1485] and won! 0 days, 00:19:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/21 12:44:34] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:01:08 is added to their clock.
[12/02/21 10:17:03] Acolarh, Alarien, and Cirdan [673/2316] have team battled DrinkyBird, Tangles, and rawgreaze [1493/1598] and lost! 1 day, 21:58:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/21 11:51:21] ukleinek [276/457] has challenged DrinkyBird [282/519] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[12/02/21 16:08:36] tmberg, CrashOverride, and DrinkyBird [612/1892] have team battled elf, pwae, and rs [872/1657] and lost! 2 days, 09:35:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/21 18:25:55] DrinkyBird [34/519] has come upon nya [167/531] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:27:52 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/03/21 18:47:31] orb-holder [79/186] has challenged DrinkyBird [403/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to orb-holder's clock.
[12/05/21 10:57:16] DrinkyBird sharpened the edge of their weapon! DrinkyBird's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/21 17:08:41] DrinkyBird [288/532] has come upon Svetland [2/789] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:00:27 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/06/21 02:09:29] DrinkyBird found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:14:40 towards level 55.
[12/06/21 09:13:22] DrinkyBird learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:28:23 towards level 55.
[12/06/21 10:31:07] DrinkyBird [116/540] has challenged tmberg [675/713] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:21:25 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/08/21 03:16:13] munkis, Arch, and Tangles [1586/1672] have team battled jayvee, Paganel, and DrinkyBird [1610/1859] and lost! 0 days, 05:55:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/21 19:41:54] Yarosh, _sh, and soltys [739/1713] have team battled DrinkyBird, mrmonday, and kiska [1003/1797] and lost! 0 days, 11:21:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/21 03:49:37] ion [494/660] has challenged DrinkyBird [338/540] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:16:27 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/11/21 14:56:54] buZz [273/629] has challenged DrinkyBird [460/540] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:28:16 is added to buZz's clock.
[12/12/21 06:38:20] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:40:19 is added to their clock.
[12/12/21 16:45:39] sam [517/554] has challenged DrinkyBird [77/540] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:05 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/13/21 18:23:58] strife [33/39] has challenged DrinkyBird [80/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to strife's clock.
[12/14/21 16:05:29] DrinkyBird [402/540] has come upon bobvador [424/716] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:45 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/14/21 17:21:35] DrinkyBird [486/540] has come upon sbp [236/432] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:17:03 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/15/21 01:57:14] DrinkyBird [441/540] has challenged laama [519/644] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/15/21 03:14:23] DrinkyBird [149/540] has challenged starlink [335/657] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:38 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/15/21 23:56:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 10 days, 10:49:28 toward level 56.
[12/16/21 09:05:01] DrinkyBird got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:00:40 towards level 56.
[12/16/21 18:53:26] happymeal [58/61] has challenged DrinkyBird [174/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to happymeal's clock.
[12/17/21 06:44:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 10 days, 04:07:54 toward level 56.
[12/17/21 20:27:54] Fenrik [217/750] has challenged DrinkyBird [390/540] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:24:44 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[12/18/21 02:08:19] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:58 towards level 56.
[12/18/21 04:29:36] brycec [609/875] has challenged DrinkyBird [268/540] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:54:29 is removed from brycec's clock.
[12/18/21 19:54:46] DrinkyBird got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:37:35 from level 56.
[12/20/21 07:03:01] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:02 towards level 56.
[12/20/21 09:02:58] jjasghar, dwfreed, and Covid-19 [1789/1948] have team battled Tangles, DrinkyBird, and nawcom [63/1713] and won! 1 day, 11:50:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/21 12:45:27] el, DrinkyBird, and HellSpawn [848/1840] have team battled mrmonday, krin, and gildarts [1062/1848] and lost! 0 days, 01:25:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/21 21:19:53] DrinkyBird [114/540] has challenged RussellB [68/892] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/21/21 01:27:34] DrinkyBird [171/540] has come upon hare [407/579] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:33:06 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/21/21 04:50:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 17 days, 17:22:34 toward level 57.
[12/25/21 12:44:43] DrinkyBird [257/540] has come upon nyuszika7h [36/528] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:12:28 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/25/21 13:18:23] DrinkyBird [102/540] has come upon Juan [309/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:12:36 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/25/21 15:18:09] DrinkyBird [222/540] has come upon sbp [230/431] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:26:06 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/26/21 05:28:23] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:26:43 is added to their clock.
[12/26/21 17:13:29] DrinkyBird stole Bluedog's level 54 ring while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 31 ring behind, which Bluedog then takes.
[12/27/21 21:01:48] DrinkyBird [211/560] has come upon sam [594/609] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:45 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/28/21 10:55:34] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:37 towards level 57.
[12/28/21 20:02:57] DrinkyBird [531/560] has come upon Arch [453/583] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:20:03 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/29/21 04:14:44] DrinkyBird [222/560] has challenged Affliction [156/578] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/29/21 04:14:44] In the fierce battle, Affliction dropped their level 60 ring! DrinkyBird picks it up, tossing their old level 54 ring to Affliction.
[12/29/21 08:35:09] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:37:20 towards level 58.
[12/31/21 15:51:44] DrinkyBird, Wolf, and Xenthys [705/1587] have team battled Forud, Aelane, and JamCow [273/1806] and won! 1 day, 06:07:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/22 09:42:50] CrashOverride [331/653] has come upon DrinkyBird [206/566] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:34:27 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[01/09/22 22:07:28] DrinkyBird stole iiriix's level 34 tunic while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 24 tunic behind, which iiriix then takes.
[01/10/22 03:16:27] DrinkyBird grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:17:30 towards level 58.
[01/10/22 05:06:55] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 18:42:06 is added to their clock.
[01/10/22 06:49:59] Abe, thornrag, and DrinkyBird [1433/1606] have team battled MadMan, Kritzefitz, and JackyB [1412/1924] and won! 3 days, 06:12:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/22 18:47:00] DrinkyBird [400/575] has challenged brycec [152/894] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:07:16 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/11/22 08:33:56] washclof, chiastre, and kptr [1244/2308] have team battled DrinkyBird, Andrio, and Jens [548/1513] and won! 0 days, 06:55:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/22 02:57:32] Bluedog, DrinkyBird, and Tenorman [1193/2347] have team battled DefiantN, washclof, and BUSY [176/1513] and won! 0 days, 05:13:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/22 21:01:36] cfjk [485/498] has challenged DrinkyBird [182/575] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[01/14/22 15:07:16] fizz [114/192] has challenged DrinkyBird [206/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to fizz's clock.
[01/14/22 23:46:01] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:03:03 is added to their clock.
[01/15/22 06:17:47] DrinkyBird [108/575] has come upon Togra [551/665] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:55:30 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/17/22 19:49:49] DrinkyBird [511/575] has come upon yano [346/519] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:55:26 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/18/22 09:03:56] Omega [10/18] has challenged DrinkyBird [23/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to Omega's clock.
[01/18/22 11:54:13] judahnator, MistahKel, and "\@_ [1807/2035] have team battled ToHellWithGA, DrinkyBird, and Sario [900/1909] and won! 0 days, 00:01:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/22 12:37:09] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:57 towards level 58.
[01/19/22 22:34:52] jacob1, V, and BastelBot [1313/2253] have team battled bg, DrinkyBird, and CrashOverride [1376/2002] and lost! 0 days, 23:51:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/22 12:08:33] DrinkyBird [88/575] has come upon omero [85/567] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:48:57 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/20/22 12:08:39] DrinkyBird [544/575] has come upon omero [8/567] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:33:41 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/20/22 21:44:10] DrinkyBird [291/575] has challenged coding_monk [293/445] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/21/22 00:20:28] DrinkyBird learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:59:46 towards level 59.
[01/21/22 11:02:06] JigmeDatse, V, and DrinkyBird [1656/1921] have team battled adamus1red, kinus, and Feltharell [1754/1804] and lost! 2 days, 05:32:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/22 22:41:24] DrinkyBird [298/575] has challenged SirBummelz [387/423] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:45:18 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/22/22 22:06:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 23 days, 18:51:26 toward level 59.
[01/22/22 22:15:21] DrinkyBird stole vegadark's level 69 helm while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 59 helm behind, which vegadark then takes.
[01/23/22 05:39:18] DrinkyBird [251/584] has come upon jaxson [358/467] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:35:40 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/23/22 18:26:28] DrinkyBird [471/584] has come upon sky [282/609] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:15:14 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/24/22 03:43:16] DrinkyBird [415/584] has come upon Syloq [201/774] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:38:21 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/25/22 14:24:39] Fabio [214/220] has challenged DrinkyBird [422/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:11 is added to Fabio's clock.
[01/25/22 16:03:46] DrinkyBird got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:10 towards level 59.
[01/26/22 15:28:25] DrinkyBird has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:40:23 from level 59.
[01/28/22 08:50:10] JackyB, hare, and Sombra [1446/1795] have team battled dxrt, cremefresh, and DrinkyBird [1152/1668] and won! 1 day, 01:31:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/22 09:50:49] Makhno [313/479] has challenged DrinkyBird [111/584] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:15:30 is removed from Makhno's clock.
[01/30/22 04:38:57] DrinkyBird [382/584] has come upon Pinkman [422/452] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:11:44 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/30/22 10:24:29] DrinkyBird tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:24 towards level 59.
[01/31/22 15:41:12] DrinkyBird [78/584] has come upon Notir [530/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:54:09 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/31/22 22:04:22] DrinkyBird [50/584] has come upon bobvador [355/747] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:01:26 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/01/22 12:09:37] DrinkyBird [42/584] has challenged Thorael [785/1025] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:32:20 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/01/22 16:10:23] A_Dragon [768/859] has challenged DrinkyBird [360/587] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:49:51 is removed from A_Dragon's clock.
[02/03/22 10:05:28] DrinkyBird [552/587] has come upon MELOONi [210/766] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:51:10 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/04/22 03:07:21] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:58 towards level 59.
[02/04/22 09:25:08] DrinkyBird stole sheu's level 250 pair of boots while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 50 pair of boots behind, which sheu then takes.
[02/04/22 21:07:30] DrinkyBird stole Platonides's level 101 amulet while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 51 amulet behind, which Platonides then takes.
[02/05/22 06:53:53] DrinkyBird [8/812] has challenged SSLbits [122/141] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:32 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/05/22 22:22:52] Andrio, Makhno, and DrinkyBird [707/1857] have team battled canton7, Aelane, and kptr [237/1660] and won! 2 days, 12:14:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/22 16:48:23] ChowderKeg, crank, and Gorek [1846/2320] have team battled tswsl, pwae, and DrinkyBird [17/1944] and won! 0 days, 14:52:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/22 22:15:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 11:01:49 from level 60.
[02/08/22 23:43:48] Kurenai [19/363] has challenged DrinkyBird [758/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:50:31 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[02/09/22 15:36:59] womblecat, Kachin, and Togra [65/2323] have team battled Bahhumbug, commie, and DrinkyBird [151/1786] and lost! 0 days, 12:13:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/22 01:23:34] DrinkyBird stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:56:59 towards level 60.
[02/11/22 05:43:33] Zaratustra, DrinkyBird, and Feltharell [1286/2309] have team battled heisenbug, Primetime, and CrashOverride [607/1613] and won! 1 day, 04:10:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/22 18:22:58] Susumurata [541/566] has challenged DrinkyBird [634/812] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to Susumurata's clock.
[02/15/22 22:15:22] DrinkyBird [404/812] has challenged Ecko [116/425] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:51:07 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/17/22 11:37:47] DrinkyBird [795/812] has come upon HellSpawn [592/690] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:48:06 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/17/22 18:15:45] DrinkyBird [273/812] has come upon nyuszika7h [80/607] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:42:29 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/17/22 20:40:24] io, DrinkyBird, and meti [2014/2106] have team battled ShiaLabeouf, allo, and sbp [14/1846] and won! 4 days, 23:19:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/22 09:46:51] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:38:30 is added to their clock.
[02/20/22 05:04:13] womblecat [701/1061] has challenged DrinkyBird [124/812] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:40 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[02/20/22 12:20:29] _sh, kzootech, and nawcom [128/1738] have team battled HeavyPodda, soltys, and DrinkyBird [858/2067] and lost! 0 days, 05:03:42 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/22 20:10:10] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:37:32 towards level 60.
[02/22/22 10:27:43] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:13:33 towards level 60.
[02/23/22 21:59:37] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:15 towards level 60.
[02/24/22 01:29:51] DrinkyBird [643/812] has come upon fattrat [114/543] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:50:29 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/24/22 06:32:21] Ferris [44/330] has challenged DrinkyBird [464/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Ferris's clock.
[02/26/22 21:56:10] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:47 towards level 60.
[02/27/22 00:40:51] Visse, talisein, and Wolf [1542/1939] have team battled crysis, Sario, and DrinkyBird [967/2021] and won! 0 days, 22:48:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/22 04:18:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 0 days, 09:42:20 toward level 60.
[02/27/22 05:54:03] DrinkyBird invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:06 towards level 60.
[02/28/22 05:11:43] DrinkyBird [29/812] has challenged CompanionCube [717/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:24:38 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/28/22 23:10:08] DrinkyBird stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:08 towards level 60.
[03/03/22 08:51:38] DrinkyBird [73/812] has come upon ToHellWithGA [491/963] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:53 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/03/22 12:46:04] rawgreaze, Koffa, and Techman [1840/2068] have team battled DrinkyBird, kptr, and bsleep [1277/1966] and won! 0 days, 08:06:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/22 14:43:20] DrinkyBird [133/812] has challenged starlink [174/705] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/05/22 04:44:25] DrinkyBird [701/812] has come upon Paganel [78/662] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:17:34 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/06/22 09:35:58] DrinkyBird [783/812] has come upon d4n13L [280/462] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:58:12 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/07/22 19:18:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 06:22:31 from level 61.
[03/09/22 11:31:57] Algernon, Sokar, and tmberg [1326/1925] have team battled DrinkyBird, ukleinek, and jaxson [1534/1773] and lost! 0 days, 12:43:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/22 18:41:52] DrinkyBird was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:02:26 from level 61.
[03/10/22 04:18:08] DrinkyBird was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:29:35 towards level 61.
[03/10/22 23:03:14] DrinkyBird lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:08:16 from level 61.
[03/10/22 23:38:13] DrinkyBird bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:43:22 towards level 61.
[03/11/22 19:49:31] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:21:00 towards level 61.
[03/12/22 04:35:49] DrinkyBird [543/812] has challenged Koffa [264/613] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:15:15 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/12/22 14:37:52] DrinkyBird [97/812] has challenged CornFly [184/478] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:38:45 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/12/22 20:30:26] Yuhno, pants, and crysis [486/2338] have team battled spex, DrinkyBird, and Sombra [1243/2206] and lost! 4 days, 20:54:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/22 01:57:21] RussellB, coding_monk, and DrinkyBird [886/2232] have team battled Bluedog, Asara, and Koffa [1558/2034] and lost! 1 day, 14:26:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/22 02:14:40] DrinkyBird [662/812] has come upon Yarosh [7/479] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:41:51 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/14/22 02:30:05] herald, zifnab06, and Destruia [748/1914] have team battled Techman, DrinkyBird, and kline [2035/2282] and lost! 0 days, 05:54:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/22 09:10:36] signofzeta, Platonides, and misha [537/1773] have team battled HellSpawn, DrinkyBird, and sheu [887/2075] and lost! 0 days, 14:13:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/22 17:16:52] DrinkyBird stole BastelBot's level 56 charm while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 53 charm behind, which BastelBot then takes.
[03/16/22 01:06:44] DrinkyBird [432/815] has come upon yano [354/662] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:07:55 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/16/22 17:24:45] postikana, "\@_, and Angelina [1383/1744] have team battled Yuhno, GyrosGeier, and DrinkyBird [2020/2122] and lost! 1 day, 07:59:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/22 21:48:12] Carl, valek, and scumola [1614/1908] have team battled BUSY, Bolded, and DrinkyBird [430/1881] and won! 0 days, 20:42:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/22 08:20:36] DrinkyBird [49/815] has come upon Chuck [281/552] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:37:32 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/19/22 00:32:50] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:29:13 towards level 61.
[03/19/22 06:20:35] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:47:43 towards level 61.
[03/19/22 17:16:45] DrinkyBird [148/815] has come upon HellSpawn [678/690] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:56:18 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/20/22 03:13:41] DrinkyBird [630/815] has challenged blackroot [26/554] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:31:58 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/20/22 03:15:35] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:11:11 is added to their clock.
[03/20/22 04:58:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 13 days, 11:43:22 toward level 61.
[03/20/22 15:18:28] DrinkyBird [263/815] has challenged Gorek [329/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:55:46 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/20/22 19:27:38] DrinkyBird [576/815] has come upon TheSilentLink [64/682] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:07:43 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/21/22 01:40:00] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:19:45 is added to their clock.
[03/21/22 21:26:48] buyoq [101/908] has challenged DrinkyBird [756/815] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:52:55 is added to buyoq's clock.
[03/22/22 10:10:22] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:16:20 is added to their clock.
[03/22/22 20:23:36] Vigrid [8/14] has challenged DrinkyBird [403/815] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to Vigrid's clock.
[03/23/22 00:32:23] vegadark [213/928] has challenged DrinkyBird [312/815] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:05:47 is added to vegadark's clock.
[03/23/22 00:55:56] DrinkyBird [666/815] has come upon Sokar [475/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:47:17 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/23/22 11:51:18] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:32 towards level 61.
[03/23/22 12:04:17] t3chn0, DrinkyBird, and allo [359/2148] have team battled TimWolla, O[_], and TheSilentLink [633/2191] and lost! 0 days, 08:53:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/22 16:31:28] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:53:22 is added to their clock.
[03/23/22 18:07:13] V, sc, and zbe [1044/2361] have team battled Sombra, DrinkyBird, and _sh [2380/2400] and lost! 1 day, 16:44:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/22 00:53:55] csc2ya, bsleep, and Affliction [395/1931] have team battled DrinkyBird, Khorne, and talisein [1748/2671] and lost! 2 days, 20:17:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/22 15:58:51] DrinkyBird got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:15 towards level 61.
[03/25/22 00:43:56] DrinkyBird [141/815] has come upon solarsparq [593/683] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:30 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/25/22 09:53:08] DrinkyBird [414/815] has come upon brycec [866/884] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:40:44 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/26/22 04:27:22] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:32 towards level 61.
[03/26/22 07:28:54] DrinkyBird [42/815] has come upon iiriix [107/557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:06:41 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/26/22 15:44:23] Lnk, xbill, and DrinkyBird [2366/2549] have team battled valek, SCSi, and JackyB [1540/1597] and won! 0 days, 06:44:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/22 23:30:40] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:57:40 is added to their clock.
[03/27/22 19:41:53] DrinkyBird [560/815] has challenged idleneutral [88/229] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:39:56 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/28/22 05:20:53] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:33:01 is added to their clock.
[03/29/22 16:47:07] cation [6/7] has challenged DrinkyBird [212/815] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to cation's clock.
[03/30/22 19:13:33] sam, M144, and DrinkyBird [2096/2156] have team battled soltys, anarcat, and gradator [1120/2533] and won! 0 days, 05:24:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/22 00:54:36] drahthaar, Bahhumbug, and ZOTTA [1217/1697] have team battled nawcom, DrinkyBird, and tswsl [370/1949] and won! 0 days, 17:40:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/22 14:23:26] Sokar [455/530] has challenged DrinkyBird [305/815] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:38:24 is removed from Sokar's clock.
[04/02/22 16:44:39] DrinkyBird [305/815] has come upon sheu [230/573] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:46:05 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/03/22 01:25:41] pwae [391/618] has challenged DrinkyBird [459/815] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:00:29 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/03/22 17:35:45] Carl, sky, and TheSilentLink [1016/1953] have team battled tomhek, DrinkyBird, and V [932/2184] and won! 0 days, 14:31:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/22 07:02:51] DrinkyBird sharpened the edge of their weapon! DrinkyBird's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/22 19:12:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 16 days, 15:14:47 toward level 62.
[04/05/22 04:35:08] anarcat [868/1111] has challenged DrinkyBird [392/830] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:39:18 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[04/05/22 05:43:33] bananaboat [279/594] has challenged DrinkyBird [124/830] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/05/22 12:57:18] apb [456/853] has challenged DrinkyBird [276/830] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:57:33 is removed from apb's clock.
[04/06/22 01:14:24] DrinkyBird ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:50:29 from level 62.
[04/07/22 18:07:23] Lord255 [464/632] has challenged DrinkyBird [817/830] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:13:36 is added to Lord255's clock.
[04/07/22 22:00:56] DrinkyBird [99/830] has come upon freeboson [111/779] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:43:36 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/10/22 12:08:21] DrinkyBird [368/830] has come upon nya [500/783] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:08:05 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/12/22 02:10:28] DrinkyBird [693/830] has challenged invisiblek [341/456] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:07:56 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/12/22 09:08:21] Tenedos [291/546] has challenged DrinkyBird [477/830] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[04/13/22 02:44:02] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:18 towards level 62.
[04/13/22 20:46:40] zifnab06, idlegood, and Fenrik [1967/2156] have team battled DrinkyBird, Disruptor, and heisenbug [130/2261] and won! 0 days, 02:24:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/22 17:15:39] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:05 towards level 62.
[04/17/22 05:39:37] DrinkyBird [759/830] has challenged elf [163/610] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:27:16 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/17/22 07:40:01] rawgreaze [491/600] has challenged DrinkyBird [497/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:47:55 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[04/17/22 09:48:31] StalkR, Drin, and drahthaar [1008/1905] have team battled omero, DrinkyBird, and opcode [1074/1736] and lost! 0 days, 23:03:27 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/22 22:24:22] DrinkyBird, marrrrrrrrrr, and idlegood [205/1558] have team battled xbill, Ungoliant, and apb [1390/2348] and lost! 0 days, 01:15:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/22 01:59:09] DrinkyBird [98/830] has come upon GyrosGeier [380/582] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:03:58 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/18/22 05:38:00] DrinkyBird grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:28 towards level 62.
[04/18/22 10:43:10] idlegood [508/559] has challenged DrinkyBird [94/830] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from idlegood's clock.
[04/18/22 21:19:22] DrinkyBird, shikhin, and Primetime [160/1834] have team battled Hirion, Gorek, and Tenorman [70/2463] and won! 0 days, 13:22:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/22 02:11:40] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:29:10 is added to their clock.
[04/19/22 14:51:09] DrinkyBird [528/830] has challenged cadfael [39/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:06:16 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/20/22 12:55:41] rs [127/459] has challenged DrinkyBird [253/830] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:32:13 is added to rs's clock.
[04/20/22 15:35:01] DrinkyBird [288/830] has come upon unicron [147/690] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:55:39 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/20/22 16:34:20] omn0mn0m [71/289] has challenged DrinkyBird [599/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to omn0mn0m's clock.
[04/20/22 21:10:30] DrinkyBird [18/830] has come upon Crazycatlady [720/722] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:30 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/20/22 21:17:22] DrinkyBird [131/830] has challenged TheGreatest [96/362] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:52:22 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/20/22 23:58:01] Primetime [210/458] has challenged DrinkyBird [594/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:48:51 is added to Primetime's clock.
[04/22/22 10:08:00] DrinkyBird grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:28:44 towards level 63.
[04/22/22 11:05:12] DrinkyBird [321/830] has challenged wille [376/446] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:56:07 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/24/22 05:13:36] Alarien [568/628] has challenged DrinkyBird [769/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:24:49 is added to Alarien's clock.
[04/24/22 20:43:14] DrinkyBird caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:15:07 towards level 63.
[04/25/22 02:55:39] RussellB, Drin, sam, and DrinkyBird have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/22 13:24:20] DrinkyBird [227/830] has come upon t3chn0 [624/911] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:47:07 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/28/22 14:10:13] DrinkyBird [289/830] has come upon d4n13L [391/466] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:16:01 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/29/22 08:34:44] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:29:33 towards level 63.
[04/29/22 10:25:23] DrinkyBird [557/830] has come upon chiastre [805/927] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:49:43 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/30/22 17:18:01] bg, Crazycatlady, and chiastre [327/2428] have team battled omn0mn0m, DrinkyBird, and Fehu [844/1727] and lost! 4 days, 04:17:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/22 11:33:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 9 days, 03:08:13 toward level 63.
[05/01/22 19:05:27] DrinkyBird learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:29:09 towards level 63.
[05/05/22 09:26:27] DrinkyBird got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:53:01 from level 63.
[05/05/22 09:53:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 9 days, 09:23:16 toward level 63.
[05/05/22 23:43:19] DrinkyBird [503/835] has come upon Sleepy_boi [216/302] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:37:15 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/06/22 12:25:27] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:42 towards level 63.
[05/06/22 23:56:21] DrinkyBird caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:38 towards level 63.
[05/08/22 00:14:02] DrinkyBird lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:20 from level 63.
[05/08/22 12:27:37] DrinkyBird [690/835] has challenged idlegood [528/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:39 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/08/22 12:29:25] DrinkyBird was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:00 from level 63.
[05/08/22 16:42:31] DrinkyBird [622/835] has challenged Khorne [513/902] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/09/22 11:34:24] DrinkyBird [679/835] has come upon gildarts [471/569] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:00:59 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/09/22 16:40:30] DrinkyBird burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! DrinkyBird's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/10/22 00:34:50] Affliction [316/574] has challenged DrinkyBird [651/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:18:30 is added to Affliction's clock.
[05/10/22 02:35:03] Drin, Arch, and Kritzefitz [1597/2245] have team battled zbe, DrinkyBird, and vectr0n [2134/2186] and lost! 5 days, 05:54:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/22 06:28:45] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:17:14 towards level 64.
[05/12/22 21:17:32] DrinkyBird got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:14:31 from level 64.
[05/12/22 21:49:36] kptr, blackroot, and Affliction [1035/1627] have team battled marrrrrrrrrr, wille, and DrinkyBird [762/1694] and won! 1 day, 04:00:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/22 00:06:54] DrinkyBird learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:56:08 from level 64.
[05/15/22 06:38:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 10 days, 13:02:14 toward level 64.
[05/15/22 16:09:13] DrinkyBird was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:54:25 from level 64.
[05/16/22 05:26:12] DrinkyBird [235/834] has come upon jacob1 [286/962] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:07:09 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/17/22 11:47:06] DrinkyBird lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:15:17 from level 64.
[05/17/22 17:57:31] HellSpawn, zifnab06, and DrinkyBird [494/2582] have team battled tmberg, Disruptor, and Alarien [523/2333] and lost! 1 day, 21:33:38 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/22 16:44:52] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 01:57:28 is added to their clock.
[05/21/22 08:30:12] jacob1 [881/962] has challenged DrinkyBird [389/834] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:13:42 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/22/22 00:55:42] bsleep, Forud, and Omega [2204/2370] have team battled DrinkyBird, Drin, and dyvonna [1010/2147] and won! 2 days, 14:14:41 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/22 15:36:18] sam [159/675] has challenged DrinkyBird [128/834] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:18:32 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/23/22 20:00:49] Khorne [893/914] has challenged DrinkyBird [762/834] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:23:04 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[05/24/22 05:15:19] DrinkyBird was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:39:19 towards level 64.
[05/25/22 23:51:45] DrinkyBird was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:37:56 towards level 64.
[05/26/22 04:25:16] bobvador, bsleep, and iiriix [636/2284] have team battled BUSY, Bluedog, and DrinkyBird [499/2062] and won! 1 day, 03:54:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/22 21:04:35] DrinkyBird [84/839] has come upon shikhin [504/535] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:20:27 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/28/22 21:45:56] crawlingchaos, AlexS, and Cirdan [860/2093] have team battled DrinkyBird, A_Dragon, and Sorin [304/2322] and won! 0 days, 08:41:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/22 18:18:06] DrinkyBird [340/839] has come upon Makhno [199/488] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:58:56 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/30/22 03:08:51] DrinkyBird stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:28:16 towards level 64.
[05/31/22 05:29:02] DrinkyBird was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:19:32 from level 64.
[05/31/22 08:29:33] DrinkyBird [3/848] has come upon ZOTTA [558/628] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:52:07 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/01/22 05:05:50] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:01:38 towards level 64.
[06/01/22 16:40:55] DrinkyBird stole io's level 52 shield while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 49 shield behind, which io then takes.
[06/01/22 21:25:50] DrinkyBird got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:28:48 from level 64.
[06/02/22 00:11:59] DrinkyBird [62/851] has come upon Pinkman [523/774] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:06:17 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/03/22 10:15:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 0 days, 20:23:43 toward level 64.
[06/03/22 23:51:00] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:09:48 towards level 64.
[06/04/22 10:39:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 3 days, 06:11:14 toward level 64.
[06/05/22 08:53:22] DrinkyBird [175/851] has come upon BastelBot [80/503] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:40:36 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/06/22 17:10:20] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:33:03 is added to their clock.
[06/06/22 18:51:03] buzel, TauPan, and DrinkyBird [1953/2415] have team battled CompanionCube, Pinkman, and TimeWarp [496/1898] and won! 0 days, 04:26:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/22 23:48:33] DrinkyBird was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:02 towards level 64.
[06/07/22 03:06:56] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:03:50 is added to their clock.
[06/07/22 08:55:08] DrinkyBird [107/898] has come upon JigmeDatse [523/681] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:52:37 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/07/22 11:28:57] VonToutCourt [140/1080] has challenged DrinkyBird [894/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:08 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[06/08/22 12:07:45] DrinkyBird [477/898] has come upon Lnk [14/756] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:01:14 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/09/22 09:18:36] DrinkyBird [305/898] has challenged Melon [448/942] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:42:20 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/09/22 13:08:27] DrinkyBird [778/898] has come upon postikana [345/442] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:59:10 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/09/22 20:22:58] DrinkyBird [600/898] has come upon SSLbits [122/493] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:13:18 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/10/22 23:49:39] DrinkyBird [755/898] has challenged sparogy [296/587] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:21:42 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/10/22 23:49:39] DrinkyBird has dealt sparogy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:06:26 is added to sparogy's clock.
[06/11/22 14:34:36] DrinkyBird [688/898] has come upon csc2ya [302/725] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:31:59 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/11/22 15:12:14] DrinkyBird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:43:42 towards level 65.
[06/11/22 23:14:46] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:44:37 towards level 65.
[06/12/22 02:50:53] DrinkyBird [816/898] has come upon yNos [534/540] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:53:40 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/12/22 06:55:53] DrinkyBird [586/898] has challenged Gorek [111/977] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:50:14 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/12/22 06:55:53] DrinkyBird has dealt Gorek a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:54:45 is added to Gorek's clock.
[06/13/22 03:25:42] Sombra, CompanionCube, and Theleveler [327/2645] have team battled cremefresh, JamCow, and DrinkyBird [2055/2448] and lost! 0 days, 01:56:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/22 17:01:35] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:57:12 towards level 65.
[06/13/22 23:07:35] DrinkyBird [82/898] has come upon jayvee [264/742] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:40:47 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/14/22 00:39:26] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:12:52 towards level 65.
[06/14/22 15:07:15] DrinkyBird [417/898] has challenged MetaNova [403/495] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:42:53 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/14/22 19:12:30] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 10:54:23 is added to their clock.
[06/15/22 01:32:30] Sario, zbe, and DrinkyBird [790/2126] have team battled Wolf, SCSi, and StalkR [309/2165] and won! 2 days, 07:27:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/22 04:59:50] noex [23/419] has challenged DrinkyBird [176/898] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to noex's clock.
[06/16/22 11:14:17] ion, Acolarh, and d4n13L [1084/1909] have team battled Kritzefitz, DrinkyBird, and signofzeta [367/2551] and won! 1 day, 08:37:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/22 15:05:50] Nuae, apb, and Gorek [1328/2373] have team battled bg, DrinkyBird, and Khorne [2115/2585] and lost! 0 days, 15:27:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/22 21:39:50] DrinkyBird [605/898] has come upon drahthaar [200/598] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:26:11 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/17/22 15:55:23] DrinkyBird [476/898] has come upon iiriix [418/733] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:57:55 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/18/22 03:37:21] Xenthys, sam, and womblecat [1532/2638] have team battled DrinkyBird, Affliction, and <rainchick> [666/1751] and won! 2 days, 02:23:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/22 00:28:22] DrinkyBird, heisenbug, and gradator [1594/2147] have team battled CornFly, Puff, and Tenorman [578/1990] and won! 0 days, 15:30:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/22 04:51:48] DrinkyBird [767/898] has challenged pfoley [495/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:02:52 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/21/22 05:56:46] DrinkyBird [654/898] has challenged scumola [442/648] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:31:42 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/21/22 07:57:00] Centrixx, Covid-19, and vectr0n [1734/2027] have team battled cremefresh, Lord255, and DrinkyBird [1274/2522] and won! 1 day, 00:40:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/22 08:56:24] DrinkyBird [825/898] has challenged Thorael [947/1034] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/21/22 10:11:44] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 01:25:23 is added to their clock.
[06/25/22 20:09:25] DrinkyBird [455/898] has come upon tmberg [13/854] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:23:20 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/26/22 01:31:01] SSLbits, EddieT137, and DrinkyBird [1003/2102] have team battled hdm, ufo-piloot, and "\@_ [725/2029] and won! 2 days, 04:58:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/22 11:10:28] V, soltys, and MELOONi [567/2278] have team battled DrinkyBird, TimWolla, and Sleepy_boi [468/2143] and won! 2 days, 02:56:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/22 14:22:08] DrinkyBird [242/898] has challenged Alarien [239/640] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:24:10 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/27/22 02:24:30] StalkR [53/729] has challenged DrinkyBird [721/898] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:36:24 is added to StalkR's clock.
[06/28/22 02:31:25] unicron [3/690] has challenged DrinkyBird [402/898] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:13:43 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/28/22 14:38:12] DrinkyBird [197/898] has challenged TimWolla [122/772] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:36:23 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/30/22 02:45:43] Vigrid [137/492] has challenged DrinkyBird [479/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:05:14 is added to Vigrid's clock.
[06/30/22 06:46:31] DrinkyBird [172/898] has challenged pfoley [322/652] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:37:25 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/30/22 19:25:37] DrinkyBird, eising, and Elwyn [484/1715] have team battled ryp, Khorne, and Cirdan [761/2711] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/22 22:21:23] MELOONi, pwae, and fstrelok [700/1907] have team battled DrinkyBird, Wolf, and Melon [2039/2673] and lost! 0 days, 09:06:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/22 23:37:07] DrinkyBird was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:18:07 from level 66.
[07/02/22 00:55:11] DrinkyBird [708/898] has challenged A_Dragon [520/897] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:12:16 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/03/22 06:59:00] DrinkyBird was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:07:14 from level 66.
[07/03/22 17:02:39] golgy, io, and munkis [2101/2443] have team battled Chuck, misha, and DrinkyBird [227/1991] and won! 0 days, 22:22:33 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/22 04:06:08] DrinkyBird [637/898] has come upon Puff [124/769] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:21:42 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/04/22 17:35:46] DrinkyBird got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:16:09 towards level 66.
[07/04/22 21:59:41] gegenschein [985/1058] has challenged DrinkyBird [878/898] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:13:07 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[07/05/22 05:52:37] DrinkyBird was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:58:06 towards level 66.
[07/05/22 19:05:55] achin, cremefresh, ChowderKeg, and DrinkyBird have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/22 12:30:55] enteral, DrinkyBird, and Aksej [559/2023] have team battled damyan, Abe, and brycec [280/1953] and won! 0 days, 14:06:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/22 23:40:20] DrinkyBird tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:20 towards level 66.
[07/08/22 04:07:05] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:16:33 is added to their clock.
[07/09/22 00:39:37] Gorek, DrinkyBird, and RussellB [1494/2709] have team battled eroc1990, noex, and dwfreed [1127/1927] and won! 1 day, 01:16:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/22 04:20:55] DrinkyBird [549/892] has come upon TheGreatest [279/517] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:28:11 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/10/22 17:16:51] DrinkyBird [779/892] has come upon VOID [389/744] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:41:36 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/11/22 01:44:41] DrinkyBird fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:00:08 from level 66.
[07/11/22 20:27:17] CodeGeek, Ecko, and idlegood [1040/2545] have team battled JamCow, DrinkyBird, and Juan [495/2290] and won! 1 day, 13:09:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/22 12:32:06] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:28 towards level 66.
[07/14/22 19:58:32] bg [825/1092] has challenged DrinkyBird [4/892] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:22:13 is removed from bg's clock.
[07/14/22 22:38:56] nexalam [5/52] has challenged DrinkyBird [12/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to nexalam's clock.
[07/15/22 12:27:22] DrinkyBird [447/892] has come upon Acolarh [433/663] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:15:37 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/16/22 10:49:24] DrinkyBird [4/892] has challenged enteral [287/613] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:03:56 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/16/22 11:17:30] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 20:02:20 is added to their clock.
[07/21/22 05:17:53] DrinkyBird spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! DrinkyBird's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/22/22 12:11:18] DrinkyBird stole laama's level 79 tunic while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 77 tunic behind, which laama then takes.
[07/23/22 23:40:46] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:50:46 towards level 67.
[07/24/22 00:44:11] StalkR [35/732] has challenged DrinkyBird [232/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:49:53 is added to StalkR's clock.
[07/24/22 02:44:37] DrinkyBird [253/890] has challenged rawgreaze [578/817] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:41:50 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/24/22 10:23:08] SSLbits, DrinkyBird, and vegadark [677/2332] have team battled ToHellWithGA, idleevil, and apb [1599/2538] and lost! 0 days, 14:40:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/22 11:25:23] DrinkyBird [301/890] has come upon Andrio [507/600] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:01:36 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/24/22 22:02:06] slim, Tenorman, and DrinkyBird [1379/2089] have team battled aqsd, pants, and tomgus1 [1646/1780] and lost! 1 day, 04:48:26 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/22 02:19:59] DrinkyBird stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:27:59 towards level 67.
[07/25/22 11:08:00] dyvonna, Wam, and DrinkyBird [601/2532] have team battled Centrixx, CrashOverride, and csc2ya [1362/2448] and lost! 1 day, 17:03:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/22 08:54:22] DrinkyBird, sam, and hdm [974/2533] have team battled Andrio, Pinkman, and SirBummelz [1960/2118] and lost! 5 days, 21:15:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/22 11:44:22] muirrum [278/378] has challenged DrinkyBird [14/885] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:09 is removed from muirrum's clock.
[07/29/22 02:35:35] DrinkyBird found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:41:46 towards level 67.
[07/29/22 18:48:36] buyoq [309/921] has challenged DrinkyBird [265/885] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[07/31/22 23:16:48] DrinkyBird has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:27:14 from level 67.
[08/01/22 04:14:31] DrinkyBird [104/885] has come upon adamus1red [353/810] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:43:58 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/02/22 04:02:54] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 05:58:45 is added to their clock.
[08/02/22 04:55:32] DrinkyBird [345/885] has come upon vegadark [790/914] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:31:31 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/02/22 08:30:27] DrinkyBird [405/885] has challenged soltys [52/887] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:55:14 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/03/22 14:56:23] DrinkyBird [669/885] has come upon talisein [384/773] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:30:15 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/03/22 16:00:40] DrinkyBird lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:13:31 from level 67.
[08/03/22 23:02:10] DrinkyBird [249/889] has come upon A_Dragon [195/898] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:05:03 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/04/22 05:50:39] DrinkyBird [356/889] has come upon SuzakuMedli [440/550] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:13:00 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/05/22 09:40:24] DrinkyBird ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:17:33 from level 67.
[08/05/22 18:45:51] DrinkyBird [227/889] has come upon idleevil [676/737] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:31:41 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/06/22 21:30:01] DrinkyBird [451/889] has come upon Jaxxsinn [52/500] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:49:26 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/07/22 08:00:18] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 06:25:18 is added to their clock.
[08/09/22 01:03:19] drahthaar [27/622] has challenged DrinkyBird [532/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:35:49 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[08/11/22 04:18:32] DrinkyBird broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:13:18 from level 67.
[08/11/22 10:15:04] DrinkyBird [490/889] has challenged Tabmow [677/782] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:54:53 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/11/22 19:13:09] mordac [105/518] has challenged DrinkyBird [69/889] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:25:07 is removed from mordac's clock.
[08/12/22 21:02:36] DrinkyBird [579/889] has come upon dwfreed [609/902] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:56:08 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/13/22 20:26:52] crysis [248/753] has challenged DrinkyBird [502/889] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:29:31 is added to crysis's clock.
[08/14/22 04:28:29] dwfreed [590/902] has challenged DrinkyBird [573/889] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:30:08 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[08/14/22 04:34:57] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 04:28:50 is added to their clock.
[08/14/22 14:46:19] gegenschein, Alarien, Sombra, and DrinkyBird have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/22 16:08:23] DrinkyBird [396/889] has come upon adamus1red [41/822] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:37:04 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/18/22 01:20:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 9 days, 17:33:45 toward level 67.
[08/18/22 14:42:16] DrinkyBird [449/889] has come upon MELOONi [206/918] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:03:31 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/18/22 18:51:02] DrinkyBird [139/889] has challenged d4n13L [517/534] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:49:01 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/18/22 22:45:16] Carl, DrinkyBird, and Kachin [421/2698] have team battled xbill, GilbertErik, and Gorek [1905/2645] and lost! 0 days, 05:13:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/22 18:44:39] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:05:06 towards level 67.
[08/19/22 23:56:06] Carl, dyvonna, and shikhin [699/2303] have team battled enteral, CompanionCube, and DrinkyBird [369/2353] and won! 5 days, 03:52:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/22 14:00:20] DrinkyBird [197/889] has come upon shikhin [842/874] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:38:58 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/21/22 17:54:32] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:57:27 towards level 67.
[08/22/22 07:25:31] DrinkyBird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:25:27 towards level 67.
[08/24/22 04:53:32] DrinkyBird [375/889] has come upon signofzeta [744/966] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:26:52 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/24/22 12:11:45] DrinkyBird [127/889] has come upon Minus [426/745] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:35:30 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/25/22 07:40:43] Abe, DrinkyBird, and hax404 [1128/1883] have team battled gradator, Techman, and hugga [1817/2271] and lost! 2 days, 03:01:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/22 21:54:19] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:13:37 is added to their clock.
[08/27/22 10:17:56] DrinkyBird was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:06:54 from level 67.
[08/28/22 21:50:05] DrinkyBird [111/889] has come upon Algernon [64/602] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:11:03 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/28/22 22:12:55] DrinkyBird got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:18 towards level 67.
[08/28/22 22:41:33] DrinkyBird [199/889] has challenged Sario [130/549] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:04:57 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/29/22 00:42:00] DrinkyBird [801/889] has challenged crank [495/801] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:30:59 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/29/22 17:51:27] n0ssh [8/10] has challenged DrinkyBird [836/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to n0ssh's clock.
[08/30/22 09:14:42] DrinkyBird [14/889] has come upon Disruptor [724/1172] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:18:49 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/30/22 15:51:53] DrinkyBird stole allo's level 67 ring while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 60 ring behind, which allo then takes.
[08/31/22 22:59:25] DrinkyBird bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:14:57 towards level 67.
[09/01/22 22:01:34] jacob1 [342/986] has challenged DrinkyBird [362/895] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:11:54 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/02/22 12:19:56] DrinkyBird, scumola, and Asara [459/2315] have team battled Ferris, Ankhers, and freeboson [1899/2179] and lost! 0 days, 18:49:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/22 19:07:25] DrinkyBird sharpened the edge of their weapon! DrinkyBird's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/03/22 12:47:05] DrinkyBird [132/912] has come upon ion [139/878] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:51:01 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/03/22 16:38:14] DrinkyBird burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! DrinkyBird's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/05/22 01:03:01] DrinkyBird was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:06:37 from level 67.
[09/05/22 02:17:35] TimWolla [469/783] has challenged DrinkyBird [85/907] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:02:57 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[09/06/22 02:19:51] DrinkyBird bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:07 towards level 67.
[09/06/22 15:54:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 13:43:55 from level 67.
[09/06/22 21:04:28] zifnab06, DrinkyBird, and Platonides [711/2631] have team battled bookworm, fstrelok, and laama [360/1793] and won! 0 days, 06:47:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/22 00:26:01] DrinkyBird [719/907] has challenged herald [679/710] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:29:28 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/08/22 14:53:11] ecs [102/186] has challenged DrinkyBird [316/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to ecs's clock.
[09/09/22 03:43:02] DrinkyBird lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:21:33 from level 68.
[09/09/22 18:46:07] DrinkyBird [885/907] has come upon BastelBot [484/539] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:08:38 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/09/22 19:02:44] DrinkyBird, scumola, and Feltharell [772/2541] have team battled Bolded, JigmeDatse, and Techman [1458/2613] and lost! 5 days, 11:26:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/22 12:39:23] d4n13L, blabber, and DrinkyBird [1714/2279] have team battled crysis, Ankhers, and io [1271/2270] and won! 0 days, 16:28:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/22 14:27:10] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:02:37 towards level 68.
[09/11/22 21:12:49] DrinkyBird [354/907] has come upon Disruptor [997/1171] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:39:37 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/12/22 01:23:45] DrinkyBird [237/907] has come upon MetaNova [213/635] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:53:23 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/12/22 03:05:50] DrinkyBird invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:39:01 towards level 68.
[09/14/22 00:52:31] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:23:37 is added to their clock.
[09/14/22 17:48:29] tmberg, Beefcan, and DrinkyBird [670/2313] have team battled Kronan, elf, and nyuszika7h [1947/2192] and lost! 1 day, 19:13:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/22 10:08:57] TheSilentLink, "\@_, and freeboson [1410/2678] have team battled DrinkyBird, damyan, and Bolded [1576/2367] and lost! 2 days, 19:08:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/22 06:55:38] DrinkyBird found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:40:58 towards level 68.
[09/17/22 19:30:09] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 13:21:35 is added to their clock.
[09/18/22 06:24:04] DrinkyBird [359/907] has challenged t3chn0 [190/899] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:16:22 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/18/22 09:55:13] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:58:59 towards level 68.
[09/18/22 16:13:25] DrinkyBird stole jayvee's level 48 set of leggings while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 47 set of leggings behind, which jayvee then takes.
[09/20/22 01:49:30] HeavyPodda, DrinkyBird, and Asara [556/2149] have team battled Fehu, kptr, and jayvee [453/1815] and won! 3 days, 17:13:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/22 09:41:48] DrinkyBird [206/908] has come upon d4n13L [462/535] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:31:16 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/20/22 21:41:35] Lnk [315/808] has challenged DrinkyBird [889/908] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:18:46 is added to Lnk's clock.
[09/21/22 13:22:42] DrinkyBird [860/908] has come upon <rainchick> [4/617] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:20:02 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/21/22 13:40:37] DrinkyBird [838/908] has come upon nya [380/790] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:59:23 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/21/22 16:57:20] DrinkyBird bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:48 towards level 68.
[09/23/22 21:10:12] StalkR, Affliction, and DrinkyBird [1693/2405] have team battled t3chn0, cadfael, and Carl [692/2513] and won! 0 days, 19:55:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/22 23:55:21] golgy, Khorne, and DrinkyBird [2243/2789] have team battled Forud, Nuae, and Chuck [421/2219] and won! 1 day, 15:05:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/22 01:15:23] HeavyPodda, Puff, buyoq, and DrinkyBird have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/22 12:39:06] DrinkyBird burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! DrinkyBird's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/25/22 11:16:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 12:10:58 from level 68.
[09/26/22 11:05:28] Aksej [511/585] has challenged DrinkyBird [800/903] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:06:51 is added to Aksej's clock.
[09/26/22 23:07:01] DrinkyBird, Bolded, and Covid-19 [2685/2881] have team battled misha, ToHellWithGA, and Misza [509/2519] and won! 0 days, 13:34:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/22 02:47:50] DrinkyBird had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:31:57 from level 68.
[09/28/22 20:38:05] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:05 towards level 68.
[09/29/22 02:52:41] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:02 towards level 68.
[09/29/22 07:09:42] DrinkyBird [401/903] has come upon _sh [106/786] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:41:56 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/29/22 15:21:43] jjasghar [160/728] has challenged DrinkyBird [632/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:08 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[09/29/22 20:20:17] DrinkyBird [134/927] has challenged BastelBot [104/534] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:27:44 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/01/22 01:28:49] DrinkyBird [850/927] has challenged BUSY [672/678] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:27:52 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/01/22 01:28:49] DrinkyBird has dealt BUSY a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:03:43 is added to BUSY's clock.
[10/02/22 12:32:41] DrinkyBird [44/927] has come upon bg [415/1073] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:48:03 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/03/22 03:12:29] DrinkyBird, Centrixx, and Minus [2068/2527] have team battled jaxson, hugga, and CodeGeek [623/2089] and won! 2 days, 02:04:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/22 09:43:18] Nuae, DrinkyBird, and Feras [1321/1970] have team battled <rainchick>, cornfeedhobo, and iiriix [1019/2028] and won! 0 days, 12:52:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/22 07:20:33] DrinkyBird [265/927] has come upon idleevil [111/782] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:58:49 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/04/22 08:49:18] DrinkyBird, karp, and Zaratustra [1197/2067] have team battled cadfael, elf, and Sario [1004/2018] and won! 0 days, 00:08:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/22 21:06:07] wowbagger [260/293] has challenged DrinkyBird [225/927] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:55:34 is removed from wowbagger's clock.
[10/05/22 01:33:05] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:08:17 towards level 69.
[10/05/22 05:53:10] sbp, eising, and ChowderKeg [60/1821] have team battled DrinkyBird, vegadark, and jacob1 [2275/2579] and lost! 0 days, 06:42:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/22 06:50:21] bsleep [614/897] has challenged DrinkyBird [755/927] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:12:06 is added to bsleep's clock.
[10/06/22 00:11:42] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 13:19:26 is added to their clock.
[10/06/22 13:01:23] DrinkyBird [580/927] has come upon vegadark [464/642] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:20:18 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/07/22 04:00:02] nawcom [240/676] has challenged DrinkyBird [681/927] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:36:17 is added to nawcom's clock.
[10/07/22 20:16:15] DrinkyBird [389/927] has come upon EddieT137 [832/919] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:46:07 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/08/22 05:05:32] DrinkyBird [591/927] has challenged kptr [439/507] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:21:35 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/09/22 20:11:17] DrinkyBird learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:09:36 towards level 69.
[10/10/22 00:14:33] adamus1red [528/819] has challenged DrinkyBird [494/927] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:55:33 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[10/10/22 06:15:46] Centrixx [184/847] has challenged DrinkyBird [559/927] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:16:30 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[10/10/22 09:16:26] canton7 [357/790] has challenged DrinkyBird [848/927] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:18:22 is added to canton7's clock.
[10/10/22 18:18:54] achin, DrinkyBird, and Jens [760/2276] have team battled Acolarh, pwae, and n0ssh [1201/2072] and lost! 2 days, 23:27:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/22 05:52:50] DrinkyBird, drahthaar, and Hex [1262/2530] have team battled washclof, Ungoliant, and golgy [2511/2652] and lost! 2 days, 06:22:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/22 06:02:13] DrinkyBird [637/927] has come upon golgy [71/864] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:25:48 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/11/22 16:35:04] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:50:12 towards level 69.
[10/13/22 22:02:27] DrinkyBird [157/927] has come upon shikhin [663/952] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:06:18 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/14/22 12:08:13] DrinkyBird [784/927] has come upon Lenny_ [63/553] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:59:05 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/14/22 12:46:29] DrinkyBird [636/927] has come upon pallas [22/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:33:51 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/14/22 16:58:13] tmberg, Ankhers, and achin [2115/2178] have team battled DrinkyBird, Faradome, and Platonides [2049/2279] and won! 2 days, 17:00:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/22 08:09:18] DrinkyBird lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:42:59 from level 69.
[10/15/22 20:31:23] DrinkyBird [819/927] has come upon hdm [745/944] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:23:32 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/16/22 03:43:22] DrinkyBird was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:57:00 from level 69.
[10/16/22 16:58:39] jaxson, EddieT137, and DrinkyBird [2158/2364] have team battled bobvador, enteral, and GRIZZLYMAN [1270/1953] and won! 1 day, 13:36:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/22 23:23:23] DrinkyBird was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:04:57 from level 69.
[10/17/22 13:10:44] DrinkyBird was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:22 towards level 69.
[10/17/22 22:55:13] DrinkyBird [319/927] has challenged Malvolio [358/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:57:44 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/18/22 01:11:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 0 days, 15:31:39 toward level 69.
[10/19/22 01:50:56] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:57:46 is added to their clock.
[10/19/22 09:29:38] Asara, bsleep, and Platonides [76/2430] have team battled JigmeDatse, Techman, and DrinkyBird [1360/2636] and lost! 9 days, 09:20:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/22 05:06:38] DrinkyBird [78/927] has challenged Thorael [679/685] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:09 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/20/22 19:51:53] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:50:58 is added to their clock.
[10/21/22 15:50:42] eising, MetaNova, and Cirdan [2044/2247] have team battled DrinkyBird, Acolarh, and ufo-piloot [528/2286] and won! 0 days, 06:55:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/22 19:59:18] DrinkyBird [559/927] has challenged LeD [445/538] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:12:40 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/22/22 19:59:18] DrinkyBird has dealt LeD a Critical Strike! 7 days, 20:52:13 is added to LeD's clock.
[10/22/22 22:37:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 23 days, 18:10:53 toward level 70.
[10/23/22 03:23:23] TimeWarp [110/822] has challenged DrinkyBird [907/927] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:05:07 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[10/23/22 12:17:43] DrinkyBird got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:27:12 towards level 70.
[10/23/22 17:35:53] DrinkyBird [83/927] has come upon DownAndUp [295/611] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:49:58 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/24/22 00:59:22] DrinkyBird invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:04:05 towards level 70.
[10/25/22 05:33:18] Faradome [418/511] has challenged DrinkyBird [754/927] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:54:39 is added to Faradome's clock.
[10/25/22 15:10:44] DrinkyBird [709/927] has come upon Algernon [746/764] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:25:52 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/27/22 04:20:40] DrinkyBird got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:41:24 from level 70.
[10/27/22 19:46:37] DrinkyBird learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:58:32 towards level 70.
[10/28/22 06:10:24] DrinkyBird [574/927] has come upon buyoq [655/939] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:01:29 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/28/22 12:08:39] heisenbug [612/676] has come upon DrinkyBird [88/927] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:25:37 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[10/29/22 14:34:50] sbp [174/425] has challenged DrinkyBird [759/927] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:06:36 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/30/22 23:41:29] ToHellWithGA [931/1013] has challenged DrinkyBird [252/927] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:46:44 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[10/31/22 08:53:28] DrinkyBird stole Tangles's level 375 weapon while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 210 weapon behind, which Tangles then takes.
[10/31/22 11:13:41] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:36:25 is added to their clock.
[10/31/22 17:20:47] DrinkyBird [433/1075] has come upon ion [416/864] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:05:31 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/31/22 17:20:47] DrinkyBird has dealt ion a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:11:05 is added to ion's clock.
[11/02/22 05:16:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 5 days, 20:43:05 toward level 70.
[11/02/22 18:45:25] 0x00 [184/208] has challenged DrinkyBird [1003/1075] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to 0x00's clock.
[11/04/22 08:25:39] DrinkyBird [75/1075] has come upon Feltharell [507/880] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:12:20 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/04/22 09:21:11] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:59:16 towards level 70.
[11/04/22 12:00:24] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:30:55 towards level 70.
[11/04/22 15:50:55] Feltharell, DrinkyBird, and MadMan [1488/2437] have team battled canton7, hdm, and gusto [1830/2315] and lost! 1 day, 05:02:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/22 07:30:47] DrinkyBird ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:55:51 from level 70.
[11/05/22 13:26:19] zankore, wowbagger, and tmberg [996/1928] have team battled pyre, Russell, and DrinkyBird [13/2939] and won! 0 days, 19:43:03 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/22 19:50:56] linear [23/157] has challenged DrinkyBird [608/1075] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to linear's clock.
[12/06/22 21:06:06] DrinkyBird [376/1075] has come upon idleneutral [539/584] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:26:27 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/07/22 01:51:41] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:41 towards level 70.
[12/07/22 11:03:46] DrinkyBird [693/1075] has come upon SSLbits [344/563] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:26:13 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/08/22 16:38:02] psychoid [0/103] has challenged DrinkyBird [797/1075] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:20 is added to psychoid's clock.
[12/09/22 01:12:35] DrinkyBird [324/1075] has come upon Sombra [518/987] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:35:59 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/10/22 16:18:42] DrinkyBird [90/1075] has come upon Chuck [554/690] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:58:28 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/10/22 17:35:58] DrinkyBird [8/1075] has come upon yNos [34/642] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:29:10 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/11/22 04:33:47] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:13 towards level 70.
[12/11/22 06:24:21] DrinkyBird [381/1075] has challenged idleevil [213/801] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:47:05 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/11/22 07:17:06] DrinkyBird grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:40 towards level 70.
[12/11/22 15:14:06] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:56 towards level 70.
[12/13/22 13:08:07] DrinkyBird [877/1075] has challenged KindOne [51/467] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:56:19 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/13/22 18:39:02] DrinkyBird [1017/1075] has challenged Paganel [130/731] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:44:42 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/16/22 00:15:43] DrinkyBird [864/1075] has come upon eising [140/882] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:48:00 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/17/22 01:22:28] Notir [887/1102] has challenged DrinkyBird [235/1118] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:08:32 is removed from Notir's clock.
[12/17/22 05:22:49] DrinkyBird [476/1118] has come upon adamus1red [596/825] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:38:14 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/17/22 13:30:42] Theleveler, Kachin, and Fenrik [495/3312] have team battled tsr, DrinkyBird, and Pricey [1816/2473] and lost! 2 days, 16:18:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/22 15:01:45] Psilocybe [1004/1110] has challenged DrinkyBird [765/1118] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:29:34 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[12/18/22 08:30:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 3 days, 00:22:23 toward level 71.
[12/19/22 22:26:16] DrinkyBird [351/1118] has come upon slim [417/502] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:30:27 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/20/22 16:53:00] jayvee, mordac, canton7, and DrinkyBird have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/22 23:22:10] kptr [294/478] has challenged DrinkyBird [635/1118] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:06:37 is added to kptr's clock.
[12/20/22 23:50:40] DrinkyBird EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:03:39 from level 71.
[12/22/22 13:20:38] DrinkyBird [937/1118] has come upon buzel [427/712] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:32:25 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/22/22 16:32:22] DrinkyBird [410/1118] has come upon Ankhers [287/721] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:26:51 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/22/22 23:13:46] DrinkyBird [614/1118] has come upon Kachin [327/1001] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:49:27 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/24/22 13:27:43] DrinkyBird [1002/1118] has come upon DownAndUp [252/588] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:04:39 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/26/22 06:26:10] DrinkyBird [226/1118] has come upon pwae [656/743] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:28:47 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/27/22 04:24:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 4 days, 11:17:17 toward level 71.
[12/27/22 09:04:49] DrinkyBird [243/1118] has come upon Jens [222/616] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:20:07 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/27/22 14:58:47] t3chn0 [215/906] has challenged DrinkyBird [808/1118] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:42:36 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[12/27/22 20:14:44] DrinkyBird [805/1118] has come upon zcy [255/672] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:17:54 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/28/22 17:04:31] DrinkyBird [160/1118] has challenged idlegood [626/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:14 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/29/22 02:54:14] DrinkyBird [443/1118] has come upon bananaboat [671/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:57 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/29/22 06:00:43] DrinkyBird [1001/1118] has challenged Lenny_ [517/553] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:51:18 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/31/22 08:19:17] Alarien [569/643] has challenged DrinkyBird [722/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:18:42 is added to Alarien's clock.
[12/31/22 12:20:07] Drin [136/754] has challenged DrinkyBird [490/1118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:03:13 is added to Drin's clock.
[01/01/23 03:27:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 36 days, 23:18:38 from level 72.
[01/01/23 06:08:56] DrinkyBird [1031/1118] has come upon vadas [234/517] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:12:19 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/02/23 08:23:54] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 06:50:48 is added to their clock.
[01/02/23 10:18:59] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 08:26:05 is added to their clock.
[01/03/23 21:07:49] DrinkyBird [687/1118] has come upon jaxson [157/523] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 11:28:21 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/04/23 00:56:55] DrinkyBird reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DrinkyBird's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/04/23 08:21:16] jjasghar, Misza, and d4n13L [1901/2612] have team battled Zaratustra, DrinkyBird, and cornfeedhobo [24/2555] and won! 3 days, 18:37:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/23 01:22:30] DrinkyBird died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:37:01 from level 72.
[01/05/23 08:02:51] DrinkyBird [988/1122] has come upon MrMagoo [323/679] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:06:04 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/05/23 15:55:18] DrinkyBird was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:42:11 from level 72.
[01/06/23 17:59:09] DrinkyBird learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:31:14 towards level 72.
[01/06/23 19:28:24] DrinkyBird [879/1122] has come upon freeboson [544/957] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:15:46 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/07/23 00:36:13] yNos, cadfael, and Aksej [2127/2411] have team battled Lnk, DrinkyBird, and scumola [2689/2901] and lost! 0 days, 19:14:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/23 17:33:17] DrinkyBird [700/1122] has come upon pwae [4/743] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:05:39 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/09/23 02:18:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 27 days, 10:25:00 from level 72.
[01/10/23 23:49:42] Faradome, Aksej, and Ecko [765/2447] have team battled gildarts, Tabmow, and DrinkyBird [722/2792] and won! 0 days, 04:35:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/23 00:24:19] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:40:44 towards level 72.
[01/11/23 10:07:22] kptr, enteral, and Tenedos [919/1775] have team battled drahthaar, DrinkyBird, and Faradome [2468/2914] and lost! 0 days, 13:01:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/23 18:37:15] DrinkyBird [528/1122] has come upon IRCd [269/310] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:28:18 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/11/23 20:11:53] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 14:17:32 is added to their clock.
[01/12/23 05:24:48] DrinkyBird [1027/1122] has challenged CrashOverride [592/740] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:48:23 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/12/23 12:27:26] Minus, kzootech, and DrinkyBird [264/2560] have team battled Angelina, tswsl, and Wam [677/2430] and lost! 0 days, 08:06:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/23 06:04:18] DrinkyBird [710/1122] has come upon TauPan [100/903] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:17:04 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/13/23 10:26:20] DrinkyBird [284/1122] has come upon Minus [514/865] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:57:10 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/14/23 16:01:42] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:41:47 towards level 72.
[01/14/23 21:23:52] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:21:37 towards level 72.
[01/15/23 02:42:32] DrinkyBird was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:17:51 from level 72.
[01/15/23 17:44:15] DrinkyBird [984/1122] has challenged Lord255 [347/771] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:56:43 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/16/23 11:30:54] gradator, TheSilentLink, and pwae [495/2203] have team battled ChowderKeg, DrinkyBird, and McMemo [919/2325] and lost! 2 days, 02:07:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/23 17:25:20] DrinkyBird discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:23:45 towards level 72.
[01/16/23 20:50:29] cornfeedhobo [701/703] has challenged DrinkyBird [475/1122] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:46:47 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[01/17/23 15:55:25] DrinkyBird [243/1122] has challenged dwfreed [848/1142] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:49:40 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/17/23 22:21:34] DrinkyBird [33/1122] has come upon Tenedos [389/565] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:39:01 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/18/23 03:07:41] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:39:59 towards level 72.
[01/18/23 05:57:56] caeli, Cirdan, and DrinkyBird [1007/3124] have team battled Sario, Clarth, and ephemer0l [781/1808] and won! 1 day, 17:33:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/23 23:05:25] DrinkyBird [570/1122] has come upon HellSpawn [142/940] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:05:32 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/19/23 01:00:40] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:59:17 towards level 72.
[01/19/23 06:04:38] DrinkyBird [1115/1122] has challenged magnor [44/292] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:37:26 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/19/23 21:53:09] DrinkyBird [129/1122] has come upon Susumurata [107/718] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:12:45 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/21/23 00:14:37] DrinkyBird [218/1122] has challenged Sario [244/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:42:13 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/22/23 13:40:42] A_Dragon, Lnk, and DrinkyBird [2298/3032] have team battled Susumurata, SuzakuMedli, and TheSilentLink [1436/2508] and won! 0 days, 02:21:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/23 08:23:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 20:56:40 from level 72.
[01/24/23 21:43:00] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:21:46 is added to their clock.
[01/24/23 22:49:25] DrinkyBird [571/1122] has challenged tswsl [408/678] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:18:12 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/25/23 09:30:07] Tabmow, DrinkyBird, and signofzeta [465/2987] have team battled d4n13L, mordac, and Merluzo [182/1767] and won! 0 days, 22:46:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/23 10:12:43] DrinkyBird, Zaratustra, and Togra [187/2544] have team battled crank, caeli, and McMemo [255/1992] and lost! 1 day, 10:26:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/23 20:53:21] DrinkyBird [953/1122] has come upon pants [78/1170] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:18:59 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/26/23 22:57:33] DrinkyBird [82/1122] has come upon Puff [72/819] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:02:35 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/28/23 06:34:10] wille, keepermurph, and wollu [1538/1561] have team battled misha, Stevland, and DrinkyBird [2672/2913] and lost! 0 days, 03:48:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/23 16:11:26] DrinkyBird discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:48 towards level 72.
[01/30/23 13:52:14] aqsd, DrinkyBird, and cornfeedhobo [1767/2592] have team battled rawgreaze, MadMan, and idleneutral [567/2076] and won! 0 days, 18:18:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/23 04:20:20] Pricey, kinus, and DrinkyBird [991/2229] have team battled bg, washclof, and wowbagger [89/2775] and won! 0 days, 11:45:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/23 08:04:33] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:25:58 is added to their clock.
[02/01/23 00:14:18] DrinkyBird [506/1122] has challenged Pricey [429/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:08:05 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/01/23 23:40:07] DrinkyBird [258/1122] has challenged wille [403/659] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:18:33 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/02/23 01:44:38] DrinkyBird stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:29:31 towards level 73.
[02/02/23 04:09:15] DrinkyBird [933/1122] has come upon zgrep [59/761] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:48:17 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/02/23 10:52:57] SSLbits, Sario, and jaxson [1122/1797] have team battled Dan, DrinkyBird, and zgrep [1880/2522] and lost! 3 days, 13:26:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/23 05:25:13] DrinkyBird [12/1122] has challenged CornFly [571/808] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:33:46 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/05/23 09:24:09] eroc1990, vadas, and DrinkyBird [1806/2278] have team battled brycec, Lnk, and Puff [1892/2969] and lost! 2 days, 12:47:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/23 15:58:53] hub [114/159] has challenged DrinkyBird [256/1122] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to hub's clock.
[02/05/23 22:19:17] DrinkyBird [173/1122] has come upon hax404 [22/444] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:58:26 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/07/23 07:53:13] wollu [270/381] has challenged DrinkyBird [1053/1122] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to wollu's clock.
[02/08/23 10:50:56] DrinkyBird [616/1122] has challenged damyan [36/725] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:34:07 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/08/23 10:50:56] DrinkyBird has dealt damyan a Critical Strike! 3 days, 07:19:26 is added to damyan's clock.
[02/09/23 05:40:28] DrinkyBird [724/1122] has come upon CodeGeek [428/1045] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:04:25 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/09/23 06:47:59] alexlehm [60/256] has challenged DrinkyBird [587/1122] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to alexlehm's clock.
[02/09/23 07:37:57] DrinkyBird died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:30:33 from level 73.
[02/09/23 17:01:41] DrinkyBird [172/1122] has come upon Omega [409/1032] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:54:15 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/09/23 18:05:35] DrinkyBird [951/1122] has come upon yano [212/1067] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:05:50 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/09/23 21:08:28] DrinkyBird invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:57:13 towards level 73.
[02/10/23 01:47:44] DrinkyBird [568/1122] has come upon AlinConstantin [50/639] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:08:26 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/11/23 07:01:41] Psilocybe, DrinkyBird, and kptr [257/2753] have team battled wille, Sario, and damyan [907/2086] and lost! 4 days, 00:40:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/23 01:19:09] DrinkyBird, A_Dragon, and Melon [1586/3129] have team battled _sh, vectr0n, and zgrep [427/2168] and won! 5 days, 14:29:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/23 21:53:17] yano, idleevil, and fstrelok [1736/2662] have team battled BastelBot, Lnk, and DrinkyBird [267/2726] and won! 1 day, 15:32:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/23 18:44:01] zbe, DrinkyBird, and GilbertErik [227/3007] have team battled shikhin, why-are-you-here, and Kurenai [1439/2278] and lost! 4 days, 04:23:05 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/23 19:01:33] Sario, DrinkyBird, and hax404 [1550/2263] have team battled drahthaar, anarcat, and SirBummelz [289/3276] and won! 0 days, 01:55:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/23 19:12:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 03:35:45 from level 73.
[02/19/23 00:44:20] DrinkyBird found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:10:42 towards level 73.
[02/19/23 08:42:36] DrinkyBird [950/1122] has challenged washclof [947/1080] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:54:27 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/19/23 16:14:36] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 20:55:09 is added to their clock.
[02/20/23 00:45:45] DrinkyBird [912/1122] has challenged SSLbits [38/568] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:37:05 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/20/23 23:27:12] DrinkyBird [923/1122] has come upon Nuae [562/848] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:31:19 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/20/23 23:28:54] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:56 towards level 73.
[02/21/23 00:29:34] SuzakuMedli, Hatesec, and Nysdar [2054/2291] have team battled DrinkyBird, caeli, and Togra [454/2539] and won! 0 days, 05:01:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/23 10:21:55] DrinkyBird [640/1122] has come upon aqsd [48/767] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:48:00 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/23/23 08:52:56] DrinkyBird got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:03:17 towards level 73.
[03/13/23 03:12:41] DrinkyBird [452/1122] has come upon Kachin [918/1017] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:58:36 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/13/23 06:01:23] DrinkyBird [739/1122] has come upon ufo-piloot [194/561] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:30:45 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/13/23 13:49:57] DrinkyBird caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:58:11 towards level 73.
[03/14/23 07:25:42] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:07:31 is added to their clock.
[03/14/23 16:29:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 4 days, 06:08:07 toward level 73.
[03/15/23 16:26:56] DrinkyBird discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:41 towards level 73.
[03/16/23 14:37:19] DrinkyBird [19/1124] has challenged CrashOverride [452/749] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:26:25 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/17/23 04:35:07] kinus, Kurenai, and DrinkyBird [826/2546] have team battled eroc1990, dax, and pwae [1118/2033] and lost! 1 day, 00:25:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/23 05:07:10] Dan, dyvonna, and bobvador [997/2618] have team battled Abe, DrinkyBird, and Jens [1495/2342] and lost! 0 days, 20:29:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/23 11:25:49] tscherer, Abe, el, and DrinkyBird have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/23 14:25:31] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 12:49:14 is added to their clock.
[03/19/23 02:05:14] DrinkyBird lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:33:14 from level 74.
[03/19/23 22:30:18] DrinkyBird, vadas, and pyre [1036/2600] have team battled Zaratustra, hax404, and slim [721/1758] and won! 0 days, 11:24:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/23 23:15:13] DrinkyBird [867/1124] has come upon signofzeta [233/1026] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:21:17 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/20/23 01:29:19] DrinkyBird [413/1124] has come upon krustenkaese [239/486] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:09:46 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/20/23 08:20:09] DrinkyBird [523/1124] has come upon Fehu [472/589] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:05:56 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/21/23 04:11:43] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:58:22 towards level 74.
[03/22/23 03:00:46] DrinkyBird has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:54:03 from level 74.
[03/22/23 09:42:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 11 days, 15:44:47 toward level 74.
[03/24/23 10:38:12] Kritzefitz [63/1048] has challenged DrinkyBird [571/1124] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:15:24 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[03/25/23 09:43:08] pants [745/1211] has challenged DrinkyBird [711/1124] in combat and won! 15 days, 09:47:35 is removed from pants's clock.
[03/26/23 15:01:55] DrinkyBird had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:30:01 from level 74.
[03/27/23 18:55:07] DrinkyBird [64/1124] has challenged Przemek [36/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:39:28 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/28/23 18:09:12] DrinkyBird [1011/1124] has come upon Jens [108/604] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:54:58 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/28/23 18:24:12] nya, exergy, and Sario [248/2253] have team battled gusto, StalkR, and DrinkyBird [839/2665] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/23 19:49:21] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:48:09 towards level 74.
[03/30/23 01:00:39] muirrum, Aksej, and Asara [995/2473] have team battled DrinkyBird, caeli, and ufo-piloot [860/2444] and won! 2 days, 19:05:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/23 19:36:01] particleflux [294/349] has challenged DrinkyBird [1052/1124] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to particleflux's clock.
[03/31/23 00:17:54] DrinkyBird [51/1124] has come upon adamus1red [559/899] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:11:10 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/01/23 10:21:37] CrashOverride, io, and slim [207/2266] have team battled MistahKel, DrinkyBird, and JamCow [2754/2766] and lost! 3 days, 17:47:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/23 00:21:30] DrinkyBird [442/1124] has come upon ZOTTA [814/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:40:44 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/02/23 10:42:52] DrinkyBird, Asara, and CrashOverride [1651/2730] have team battled signofzeta, Riddla, and Cockatrice [1188/2119] and won! 1 day, 07:03:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/23 15:16:10] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:35:26 is added to their clock.
[04/03/23 13:30:48] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:37 towards level 74.
[04/04/23 08:17:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 1 day, 08:11:43 toward level 74.
[04/05/23 01:07:46] DrinkyBird stole nya's level 452 weapon while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 375 weapon behind, which nya then takes.
[04/05/23 08:38:44] DrinkyBird [877/1193] has challenged SirBummelz [358/862] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:39:32 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/05/23 14:17:14] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:24:57 is added to their clock.
[04/05/23 23:01:18] DrinkyBird [933/1193] has challenged pyre [589/781] in combat and won! 12 days, 09:13:46 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/06/23 15:20:41] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:34:24 towards level 75.
[04/07/23 01:47:09] DrinkyBird [1161/1193] has come upon allo [300/793] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:00:14 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/07/23 15:09:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 26 days, 23:06:39 toward level 75.
[04/08/23 17:43:58] DrinkyBird stole SirNeo's level 108 tunic while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 79 tunic behind, which SirNeo then takes.
[04/09/23 01:10:46] DrinkyBird was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:06 towards level 75.
[04/09/23 04:58:28] DrinkyBird [398/1219] has challenged Mat [384/514] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:52:29 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/09/23 14:00:20] DrinkyBird [523/1219] has challenged A_Dragon [26/1098] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:33:09 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/12/23 19:07:10] DrinkyBird ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:06:52 from level 75.
[04/13/23 02:53:43] exergy, JamCow, and Kritzefitz [843/2266] have team battled tomhek, Puff, and DrinkyBird [1105/2718] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/23 07:38:19] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:34 towards level 75.
[04/13/23 18:56:30] DrinkyBird misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:40:56 from level 75.
[04/14/23 02:49:28] DrinkyBird [9/1219] has come upon Arch [263/633] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:56:09 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/14/23 03:24:01] CrashOverride [97/734] has challenged DrinkyBird [690/1219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:37:08 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[04/15/23 14:22:54] DrinkyBird [353/1219] has challenged Thorael [697/700] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/15/23 20:20:19] DrinkyBird stole Matthew's level 73 ring while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 67 ring behind, which Matthew then takes.
[04/18/23 10:01:25] DrinkyBird tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:57:22 towards level 76.
[04/18/23 15:13:03] DrinkyBird found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:19:14 towards level 76.
[04/18/23 20:47:54] DrinkyBird got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:16:31 from level 76.
[04/18/23 22:26:17] DrinkyBird [341/1224] has come upon yano [571/1079] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:30:52 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/19/23 02:50:20] DrinkyBird [546/1224] has challenged fstrelok [520/697] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:02:20 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/19/23 11:32:16] DrinkyBird met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:41:49 from level 76.
[04/20/23 03:46:48] DrinkyBird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:34:42 towards level 76.
[04/20/23 11:09:29] DrinkyBird [1160/1224] has come upon Destruia [401/757] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 18:56:36 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/20/23 11:34:38] gormenghast [105/262] has challenged DrinkyBird [624/1224] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to gormenghast's clock.
[04/20/23 22:00:09] DrinkyBird [878/1224] has challenged olsner [370/402] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:53:55 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/21/23 04:49:50] DrinkyBird was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:27:55 from level 76.
[04/22/23 07:07:19] DrinkyBird [409/1224] has challenged SuzakuMedli [972/1112] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:27:15 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/24/23 01:16:23] JamCow [279/737] has challenged DrinkyBird [38/1224] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:33:40 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[04/24/23 16:21:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 27 days, 11:24:06 toward level 76.
[04/25/23 14:24:11] DrinkyBird [59/1224] has challenged JigmeDatse [679/784] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:59:26 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/26/23 14:29:28] DrinkyBird [666/1224] has challenged olsner [161/446] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:30:42 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/26/23 17:30:10] popey [91/494] has challenged DrinkyBird [1026/1224] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:23:04 is added to popey's clock.
[04/27/23 03:33:01] postikana, happymeal, and talisein [1384/1520] have team battled TimWolla, Destruia, and DrinkyBird [2839/2979] and lost! 0 days, 18:35:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/23 20:09:44] enteral, bg, and Nysdar [575/2648] have team battled Bluedog, DrinkyBird, and BastelBot [1127/2844] and lost! 0 days, 04:04:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/23 05:50:14] DrinkyBird [440/1228] has challenged Przemek [419/457] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:06:14 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/01/23 10:07:34] Sombra [431/1275] has challenged DrinkyBird [386/1228] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[05/01/23 12:59:03] Malvolio [108/428] has challenged DrinkyBird [605/1228] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:25:17 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[05/01/23 16:26:35] ChowderKeg, gradator, and DrinkyBird [962/2637] have team battled VonToutCourt, Dan, and Stevland [613/2964] and won! 1 day, 09:03:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/23 18:34:51] DrinkyBird got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:28:59 towards level 76.
[05/01/23 20:19:11] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:19 towards level 76.
[05/02/23 13:12:17] DrinkyBird got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:59:03 towards level 76.
[05/04/23 04:33:53] Ungoliant, DrinkyBird, and TimWolla [244/2990] have team battled Pricey, Wam, and vadas [925/2230] and lost! 0 days, 23:58:18 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/23 17:58:14] DrinkyBird was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:44:17 from level 76.
[05/07/23 16:26:55] DrinkyBird, Przemek, and Ecko [1017/2677] have team battled arkie, ahmubashshir, and Blohsh [36/1531] and won! 0 days, 14:20:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/23 16:34:28] DrinkyBird [1071/1228] has come upon bookworm [343/646] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:38:51 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/09/23 08:42:21] DrinkyBird invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:55 towards level 76.
[05/09/23 11:10:00] Berserker, hax404, and CodeB [582/1619] have team battled DrinkyBird, gildarts, and A_Dragon [2778/3232] and lost! 0 days, 01:32:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/23 13:43:13] DrinkyBird [59/1228] has come upon blabber [250/1118] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:04 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/09/23 19:47:01] DrinkyBird [829/1228] has challenged Nuae [108/855] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:51:18 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/11/23 05:30:25] DrinkyBird [597/1232] has come upon sc [551/840] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 13:59:23 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/11/23 20:53:01] dwfreed [508/1155] has challenged DrinkyBird [29/1232] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:22:00 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[05/12/23 11:52:48] DrinkyBird discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:43:06 towards level 77.
[05/13/23 19:48:22] allo [415/814] has come upon DrinkyBird [1008/1232] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:35:27 is added to allo's clock.
[05/16/23 05:07:30] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:47:32 towards level 77.
[05/17/23 04:12:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 8 days, 11:59:34 toward level 77.
[05/17/23 23:10:10] solarsparq, signofzeta, and tomgus1 [2101/2253] have team battled cfjk, Andrio, and DrinkyBird [1465/2513] and won! 1 day, 05:57:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/23 16:45:50] DrinkyBird [272/1232] has come upon JamCow [263/741] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:22:02 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/19/23 01:56:42] DrinkyBird [218/1232] has come upon Kurenai [137/913] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:02:18 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/19/23 11:02:23] _sh, DrinkyBird, and krustenkaese [1395/2757] have team battled dwfreed, wille, and vadas [293/2494] and won! 1 day, 07:42:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/23 14:33:33] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:32:38 is added to their clock.
[05/19/23 19:29:12] DrinkyBird, CompanionCube, and Tangles [2206/2639] have team battled Kritzefitz, _sh, and crysis [3046/3057] and lost! 0 days, 14:26:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/23 20:35:18] DrinkyBird [189/1232] has challenged TimWolla [495/998] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:58:15 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/20/23 15:12:41] DrinkyBird stole Lord255's level 50 shield while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 49 shield behind, which Lord255 then takes.
[05/21/23 01:11:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 07:06:52 from level 77.
[05/21/23 01:41:38] DrinkyBird [531/1233] has challenged tswsl [215/727] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:49:29 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/21/23 02:41:52] DrinkyBird [503/1233] has challenged MadMan [223/476] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:46:57 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/21/23 09:22:06] DrinkyBird [1077/1233] has come upon Drin [107/858] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:20:07 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/22/23 05:48:16] DrinkyBird [923/1237] has come upon Cockatrice [396/914] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:21:50 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/22/23 07:48:24] DrinkyBird [895/1237] has challenged MELOONi [243/945] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:16:43 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/22/23 19:12:56] DrinkyBird died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:32:16 from level 77.
[05/23/23 06:53:51] Kritzefitz [324/1089] has challenged DrinkyBird [944/1237] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:15:36 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[05/23/23 08:53:00] DrinkyBird got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:44 towards level 77.
[05/24/23 11:33:06] DrinkyBird has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:55:10 from level 77.
[05/24/23 15:40:42] DrinkyBird bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:58:02 from level 77.
[05/24/23 18:22:06] gideonstar [165/203] has challenged DrinkyBird [765/1237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[05/25/23 02:52:19] DrinkyBird [606/1237] has come upon slim [229/471] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:14:59 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/27/23 12:21:20] Thorael [299/679] has challenged DrinkyBird [1142/1237] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to Thorael's clock.
[05/27/23 12:30:28] DrinkyBird was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:02 towards level 77.
[05/27/23 18:34:56] DrinkyBird [56/1237] has challenged SSLbits [178/658] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:16:22 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/27/23 23:55:30] DrinkyBird [827/1237] has come upon SirBummelz [364/873] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 14:18:38 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/29/23 01:35:39] DrinkyBird grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:32:05 towards level 78.
[05/30/23 13:27:41] DrinkyBird fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! DrinkyBird's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/31/23 12:32:50] DrinkyBird found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:13:42 towards level 78.
[06/04/23 07:01:41] DrinkyBird has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:24:35 from level 78.
[06/04/23 13:18:45] DrinkyBird ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:59:32 from level 78.
[06/04/23 20:24:48] DrinkyBird [577/1226] has come upon freeboson [302/994] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:03:55 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/05/23 05:52:29] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:44:01 towards level 78.
[06/05/23 19:38:08] DrinkyBird [325/1226] has come upon enteral [2/926] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:38:35 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/05/23 19:56:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 11 days, 07:42:13 toward level 78.
[06/06/23 06:22:20] DrinkyBird caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:10:34 towards level 78.
[06/07/23 12:53:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 10 days, 14:25:59 toward level 78.
[06/07/23 19:07:19] DrinkyBird [47/1226] has challenged jayvee [513/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:04 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/08/23 08:52:35] DrinkyBird was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:49:44 from level 78.
[06/08/23 15:01:46] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:17:24 is added to their clock.
[06/09/23 01:05:11] DrinkyBird grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:55 towards level 78.
[06/09/23 03:01:00] DrinkyBird ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:41:20 from level 78.
[06/10/23 00:17:55] DrinkyBird [1101/1226] has come upon Przemek [542/601] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:52:44 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/10/23 06:40:40] noex, elf, and DrinkyBird [2716/2806] have team battled el, Thorael, and pfoley [1249/2105] and won! 0 days, 17:18:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/23 07:05:58] DrinkyBird was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:35:07 from level 78.
[06/12/23 02:21:24] DrinkyBird [539/1226] has come upon CornFly [103/946] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:57:17 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/13/23 02:32:52] DrinkyBird [736/1226] has challenged GRIZZLYMAN [251/670] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:27:04 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/13/23 07:30:44] DrinkyBird [81/1226] has come upon KindOne [56/525] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 01:54:06 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/13/23 09:11:23] DrinkyBird [42/1226] has come upon idleevil [136/883] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:08:36 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/16/23 07:22:38] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 12:45:59 is added to their clock.
[06/16/23 12:54:58] DrinkyBird caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:03:20 towards level 79.
[06/17/23 00:36:34] Arch, DrinkyBird, and Nysdar [1587/2719] have team battled scumola, soltys, and eising [1185/2683] and won! 0 days, 15:56:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/23 06:04:22] DrinkyBird [362/1226] has come upon Koffa [162/689] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:24:56 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/19/23 07:54:38] DrinkyBird [848/1226] has come upon Ecko [772/1017] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:13:19 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/19/23 08:58:28] DrinkyBird [593/1226] has come upon washclof [593/1084] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:05:53 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/21/23 10:46:26] DrinkyBird [858/1226] has challenged t3chn0 [278/948] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:14:56 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/21/23 12:11:56] DrinkyBird, Mat, and Morguaii [1333/1966] have team battled RussellB, Garg, and cornfeedhobo [1213/1988] and won! 0 days, 00:31:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/23 06:49:30] krustenkaese, soltys, and Aksej [1056/2606] have team battled DrinkyBird, SirBummelz, and bookworm [1198/2764] and lost! 0 days, 11:54:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/23 08:01:48] DrinkyBird learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:22:43 towards level 79.
[06/22/23 11:53:35] t3chn0 [866/948] has challenged DrinkyBird [774/1226] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:48:21 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[06/24/23 01:47:38] ZOTTA, nya, and DontEvenPeek [1204/2673] have team battled tmberg, Chuck, and DrinkyBird [1322/2853] and lost! 2 days, 04:24:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/23 05:11:56] DrinkyBird [635/1231] has challenged A_Dragon [639/1149] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:25:08 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/25/23 07:01:07] DrinkyBird, Mat, and Jens [1614/2634] have team battled kzootech, alexlehm, and Ungoliant [411/2181] and won! 0 days, 04:58:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/23 18:58:57] DrinkyBird was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:32:28 towards level 79.
[06/26/23 01:20:20] DrinkyBird [365/1231] has come upon Blohsh [216/444] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:57:12 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/26/23 03:09:08] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 14:00:55 is added to their clock.
[06/26/23 11:20:28] DrinkyBird [270/1231] has challenged dwfreed [981/1197] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:01:50 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/26/23 22:23:44] Varjatticus [248/625] has challenged DrinkyBird [669/1231] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:10:22 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[06/27/23 07:57:31] DrinkyBird lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:26:30 from level 79.
[07/09/23 07:50:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 20 days, 10:16:48 toward level 79.
[07/09/23 20:46:01] DrinkyBird [654/1231] has come upon Zed_Spiker [226/562] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:41:26 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/10/23 13:39:12] DrinkyBird [40/1231] has come upon t3chn0 [644/948] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:51:39 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/11/23 23:53:04] DrinkyBird [664/1231] has challenged kenyon [654/915] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:38:44 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/12/23 14:45:47] DrinkyBird misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:53:04 from level 79.
[07/13/23 14:25:23] DrinkyBird [1044/1231] has come upon drahthaar [759/838] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:56:12 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/14/23 12:07:20] DrinkyBird grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:17 towards level 79.
[07/14/23 13:38:28] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:27 towards level 79.
[07/14/23 19:37:06] DrinkyBird broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:37:26 from level 79.
[07/15/23 06:21:54] bobvador, "\@_, and DrinkyBird [3076/3486] have team battled Chuck, Puff, and cadfael [2309/2361] and won! 0 days, 04:12:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/23 23:11:29] DrinkyBird [1141/1231] has challenged EddieT137 [599/1010] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:20:32 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/16/23 02:40:17] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:40:21 towards level 80.
[07/16/23 18:42:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 29 days, 16:09:50 from level 80.
[07/17/23 16:00:39] DrinkyBird broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:42:45 from level 80.
[07/17/23 17:08:06] CompanionCube, Garg, and zifnab06 [941/1841] have team battled pwae, Koffa, and DrinkyBird [620/2715] and won! 0 days, 14:50:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/23 07:47:59] Nysdar, DrinkyBird, and happymeal [2547/2636] have team battled Ecko, Wam, and Chuck [153/2766] and won! 2 days, 22:24:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/23 11:20:24] DrinkyBird [20/1231] has challenged RussellB [908/961] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:28:05 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/18/23 12:48:34] DrinkyBird stole mordac's level 143 amulet while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 101 amulet behind, which mordac then takes.
[07/18/23 23:57:34] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 30 days, 06:14:57 from level 80.
[07/19/23 16:37:30] DrinkyBird, tsr, and cornfeedhobo [1461/2807] have team battled Zed_Spiker, signofzeta, and Puff [1922/2320] and lost! 4 days, 05:06:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/23 16:40:48] DrinkyBird [805/1269] has come upon Luca [58/569] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 10:10:50 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/21/23 20:17:28] realguy [144/330] has come upon DrinkyBird [137/1269] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:24:02 is removed from realguy's clock.
[07/22/23 08:58:51] DrinkyBird [195/1269] has come upon Gorek [188/1070] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 18:07:07 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/23/23 07:46:02] Berserker [265/564] has challenged DrinkyBird [168/1269] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:46 is removed from Berserker's clock.
[07/23/23 12:46:16] CodeGeek, mzumquadrat, and Sario [741/2231] have team battled noex, DrinkyBird, and HellSpawn [2027/2869] and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/23 13:52:46] Garg [436/477] has challenged DrinkyBird [336/1269] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:33:31 is removed from Garg's clock.
[07/25/23 20:16:07] Abe, tass, and Lord255 [1113/1967] have team battled buzel, Koffa, and DrinkyBird [2434/2652] and lost! 0 days, 23:31:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/23 00:03:00] Pinkman, Berserker, and Affliction [2186/2245] have team battled DrinkyBird, Cockatrice, and HeavyPodda [2726/3110] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/23 05:42:21] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:17:47 towards level 80.
[07/28/23 16:37:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 53 days, 05:05:44 toward level 80.
[07/29/23 16:20:50] DrinkyBird [259/1269] has challenged Gangsterish [424/478] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:06:18 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/29/23 18:09:28] DrinkyBird [142/1269] has come upon Yarosh [191/533] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:25:21 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/30/23 13:27:22] u4ia [152/286] has challenged DrinkyBird [695/1269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to u4ia's clock.
[08/01/23 05:24:53] DrinkyBird [829/1269] has come upon gradator [540/597] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:07:27 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/01/23 13:58:04] DrinkyBird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:33:46 towards level 80.
[08/02/23 08:10:13] DrinkyBird [1156/1269] has come upon bananaboat [130/1048] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:11:23 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/02/23 19:18:21] DrinkyBird was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:52:25 towards level 80.
[08/03/23 21:21:44] DrinkyBird [33/1269] has come upon tass [545/590] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:43:42 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/04/23 11:05:47] DrinkyBird [155/1269] has come upon Aksej [423/950] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:40:07 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/05/23 00:48:30] DrinkyBird [386/1269] has come upon alephnull [479/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:29:42 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/05/23 12:34:05] DrinkyBird [620/1269] has come upon misha [730/910] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:26:30 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/05/23 17:24:27] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:57:30 towards level 80.
[08/06/23 22:29:00] DrinkyBird found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:11:41 towards level 80.
[08/07/23 12:10:28] DrinkyBird [465/1269] has challenged oolzz [39/205] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:23:39 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/08/23 00:15:11] DrinkyBird [1202/1269] has come upon Daikojun [566/583] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:50:11 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/09/23 06:31:27] DrinkyBird, realguy, and bobvador [807/2764] have team battled Jens, Destruia, and damyan [1886/2370] and lost! 0 days, 06:16:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/23 11:31:15] DrinkyBird [462/1269] has come upon CodeGeek [447/1295] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:42:55 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/10/23 02:25:04] DrinkyBird [1205/1269] has challenged ter0 [50/279] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:50:26 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/10/23 02:25:04] DrinkyBird has dealt ter0 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:18:17 is added to ter0's clock.
[08/11/23 04:51:22] Aksej, DrinkyBird, and gideonstar [310/2806] have team battled ahmubashshir, misha, and CompanionCube [415/2121] and lost! 0 days, 05:49:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/23 13:15:30] gradator, particleflux, and DrinkyBird [63/2384] have team battled StalkR, Tenedos, and bsleep [2824/2905] and lost! 0 days, 06:22:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/23 22:40:14] Acolarh [952/978] has challenged DrinkyBird [662/1269] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:35:22 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[08/12/23 10:01:40] DrinkyBird walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:15:16 from level 80.
[08/12/23 22:06:27] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:15 towards level 80.
[08/13/23 07:41:13] DrinkyBird [820/1281] has challenged Gorek [439/1075] in combat and won! 14 days, 05:40:24 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/13/23 19:43:00] DrinkyBird was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:43:59 towards level 81.
[08/13/23 22:35:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 28 days, 08:33:15 toward level 81.
[08/14/23 13:54:14] DrinkyBird [302/1281] has come upon hugga [452/720] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:56:13 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/16/23 03:01:00] DrinkyBird [220/1281] has come upon freeboson [97/1005] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:45:45 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/16/23 20:02:40] DrinkyBird [760/1281] has challenged style [120/590] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:33:20 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/17/23 04:47:38] DrinkyBird [199/1281] has come upon Thorael [12/687] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:42:16 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/17/23 18:42:37] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:01:47 towards level 81.
[08/18/23 21:07:57] DrinkyBird was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:49:23 towards level 81.
[08/19/23 00:27:05] DrinkyBird got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:30:26 from level 81.
[08/21/23 00:25:45] DrinkyBird [720/1289] has challenged el [52/853] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:57:15 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/21/23 12:28:26] DrinkyBird [877/1289] has challenged olsner [441/925] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:21:37 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/21/23 21:28:42] DrinkyBird [488/1289] has come upon idleevil [145/855] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:13:09 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/22/23 01:20:46] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:45:12 is added to their clock.
[08/22/23 08:00:03] DrinkyBird [247/1289] has come upon Wolf [630/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:40:01 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/22/23 21:45:30] DrinkyBird got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:44 towards level 81.
[08/23/23 07:44:14] gendish [6/390] has challenged DrinkyBird [974/1289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to gendish's clock.
[08/25/23 23:49:30] DrinkyBird stole zbe's level 69 set of leggings while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 61 set of leggings behind, which zbe then takes.
[08/26/23 01:12:23] DrinkyBird [152/1296] has challenged ion [294/913] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:33:37 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/26/23 09:58:11] DrinkyBird left their weapon out in the rain to rust! DrinkyBird's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/27/23 03:01:36] DrinkyBird [500/1255] has challenged Tangles [133/751] in combat and won! 14 days, 05:28:45 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/27/23 03:17:01] DrinkyBird was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:05:27 from level 82.
[08/27/23 21:05:58] Crazycatlady [396/851] has challenged DrinkyBird [489/1255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:33:42 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/28/23 14:16:57] DrinkyBird [806/1255] has come upon linear [599/610] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:53:24 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/31/23 02:24:45] "\@_ [150/1208] has challenged DrinkyBird [680/1255] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:15:19 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[08/31/23 14:54:19] DrinkyBird [164/1255] has come upon jacob1 [96/904] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:47:24 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/31/23 19:18:02] talisein, enteral, and DrinkyBird [718/2932] have team battled Mat, CornFly, and Lnk [596/2512] and won! 6 days, 23:41:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/23 23:06:54] DrinkyBird was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:01:41 towards level 82.
[09/02/23 02:36:30] soltys [67/1063] has challenged DrinkyBird [450/1255] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:54:37 is added to soltys's clock.
[09/03/23 03:53:17] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:42:43 towards level 82.
[09/03/23 18:28:36] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:10:21 towards level 82.
[09/04/23 15:44:34] MetaNova, zbe, and ZOTTA [2108/3027] have team battled tsr, pyre, and DrinkyBird [2754/2852] and lost! 0 days, 06:39:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/23 16:51:29] DrinkyBird [228/1251] has challenged allo [309/806] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:39:23 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/05/23 03:54:12] DrinkyBird [593/1251] has challenged megubyte [495/645] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:09:16 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/07/23 18:52:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 14 days, 17:22:00 toward level 82.
[09/07/23 21:12:08] DrinkyBird [744/1251] has challenged Chuck [545/706] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:19:21 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/08/23 11:41:42] DrinkyBird [201/1251] has come upon damyan [99/774] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:01:53 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/08/23 21:17:42] io, sky, and n0ssh [872/2727] have team battled Zaratustra, idleneutral, and DrinkyBird [635/2685] and won! 0 days, 07:00:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/23 12:37:26] DrinkyBird got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:40:58 from level 82.
[09/10/23 11:15:28] DrinkyBird stole gradator's level 72 helm while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 69 helm behind, which gradator then takes.
[09/11/23 03:33:39] Bolded, style, and Daikojun [393/2199] have team battled Wolf, KindOne, and DrinkyBird [1684/2657] and lost! 1 day, 19:09:46 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/23 04:28:31] OobSaco, jjasghar, and spex [1666/2399] have team battled Lord255, DrinkyBird, and tomhek [1395/3120] and won! 0 days, 05:33:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/23 22:54:54] Kachin, Acolarh, and DrinkyBird [437/3115] have team battled roosterphant, _sh, and Khorne [2170/2643] and lost! 0 days, 03:12:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/23 05:43:08] DrinkyBird bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:19 from level 82.
[09/13/23 19:18:30] DrinkyBird [195/1272] has challenged tass [205/617] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:56:44 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/15/23 14:57:16] DrinkyBird [448/1272] has challenged mordac [514/660] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:34:00 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/19/23 23:21:39] DrinkyBird [79/1281] has challenged jaxson [399/582] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:28:57 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/21/23 17:34:17] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 14:24:35 towards level 83.
[09/21/23 17:49:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 47 days, 23:36:31 toward level 83.
[09/22/23 13:08:59] DrinkyBird [434/1281] has come upon cornfeedhobo [445/710] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:47:06 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/25/23 17:48:51] DrinkyBird [392/1281] has come upon VonToutCourt [356/1397] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:39:35 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/25/23 23:27:20] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:17:54 towards level 83.
[09/26/23 09:23:46] EddieT137 [139/1100] has challenged DrinkyBird [695/1281] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:10:45 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[09/26/23 10:23:59] DrinkyBird [1026/1281] has challenged JackyB [6/493] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:40:53 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/27/23 08:46:46] Matthew, CornFly, and DrinkyBird [1664/2838] have team battled OobSaco, alephnull, and Zaratustra [1226/1956] and won! 3 days, 08:09:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/23 14:40:05] DrinkyBird [1196/1281] has come upon cornfeedhobo [556/710] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:30:35 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/06/23 03:18:36] pyre [181/763] has challenged DrinkyBird [212/1281] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:43:48 is added to pyre's clock.
[10/07/23 07:50:42] DrinkyBird [1007/1281] has come upon Gorek [898/1043] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:49:27 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/07/23 08:45:08] DrinkyBird [546/1281] has come upon roosterphant [265/432] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:56:34 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/08/23 23:34:18] Asara [425/933] has challenged DrinkyBird [83/1281] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:26:21 is removed from Asara's clock.
[10/09/23 08:30:03] DrinkyBird [949/1281] has come upon blabber [732/1151] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:58:32 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/09/23 23:41:30] DrinkyBird [324/1281] has come upon Chuck [160/699] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:24:50 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/11/23 05:22:30] DrinkyBird [17/1281] has come upon hax404 [361/521] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:43:16 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/12/23 04:31:48] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 10:18:22 is added to their clock.
[10/12/23 04:46:34] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:09:42 is added to their clock.
[10/12/23 14:49:29] sky, gusto, and DrinkyBird [486/2995] have team battled hugga, bobvador, and slim [2664/2790] and lost! 1 day, 17:39:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/23 00:11:32] DrinkyBird [805/1281] has come upon Forud [207/1009] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:42:41 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/13/23 14:49:57] Aksej, hugga, and cadfael [1214/2432] have team battled misha, DrinkyBird, and Cockatrice [2011/3107] and lost! 1 day, 03:42:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/23 04:32:01] DrinkyBird [202/1281] has come upon OobSaco [109/414] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:19:07 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/15/23 06:25:07] "\@_, Bluedog, and boscage [115/2890] have team battled DrinkyBird, Neil, and Sario [1895/2756] and lost! 0 days, 20:19:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/23 14:30:32] DrinkyBird [669/1281] has come upon "\@_ [311/1197] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:08:44 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/16/23 22:26:35] DrinkyBird fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! DrinkyBird's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/17/23 16:23:57] DrinkyBird [530/1265] has challenged Neil [632/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:46:34 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/19/23 19:22:43] DrinkyBird [772/1265] has challenged V [127/1166] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:04:24 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/20/23 04:30:19] thornrag, DrinkyBird, and jacob1 [2053/2875] have team battled kzootech, washclof, and jaxson [1431/2344] and won! 0 days, 10:22:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/23 06:52:12] DrinkyBird set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:07:15 from level 84.
[10/20/23 19:41:56] DrinkyBird [1033/1265] has challenged cadfael [471/753] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:44:53 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/22/23 13:26:14] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:39:27 towards level 84.
[10/23/23 03:11:19] DrinkyBird [1218/1265] has come upon yano [727/884] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:36:50 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/24/23 20:08:49] Wolf [491/875] has challenged DrinkyBird [852/1265] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:22:10 is added to Wolf's clock.
[10/25/23 03:55:03] Abe, yano, and kzootech [300/2186] have team battled DrinkyBird, gideonstar, and vegadark [150/2887] and won! 2 days, 22:19:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/23 09:42:14] DrinkyBird found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:47:38 towards level 84.
[10/26/23 10:54:07] DrinkyBird discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:21:23 towards level 84.
[10/27/23 00:09:04] DrinkyBird [514/1265] has come upon gradator [158/603] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:52:07 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/27/23 05:53:44] DrinkyBird [10/1265] has come upon Alasdair [85/242] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:36:04 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/27/23 13:22:16] Tangles, DrinkyBird, and nathan [957/2684] have team battled Kody, caeli, and ChowderKeg [345/1748] and won! 1 day, 01:58:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/23 16:31:56] signofzeta, DrinkyBird, and Destruia [2290/3079] have team battled Jens, alexlehm, and Daikojun [1819/2289] and won! 3 days, 20:20:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/23 06:44:45] DrinkyBird learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:24:47 towards level 84.
[10/28/23 10:29:48] EddieT137 [807/1102] has challenged DrinkyBird [701/1265] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:19:11 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[10/28/23 19:21:57] ColonelPanic001, Lenny_, and roosterphant [327/1976] have team battled DrinkyBird, "\@_, and jaxson [442/3074] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:50 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/23 11:10:01] DrinkyBird [619/1265] has come upon jacquesssss [81/423] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:46:58 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/30/23 01:56:19] DrinkyBird [252/1265] has come upon Rayke [1/386] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:28:39 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/30/23 21:13:03] DrinkyBird [1125/1265] has come upon \dev\ice [598/922] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:09:10 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/30/23 23:19:47] DrinkyBird was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:30:01 from level 84.
[10/31/23 12:33:00] SirNeo [146/875] has challenged DrinkyBird [195/1265] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:19:13 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[11/01/23 00:13:57] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:34:24 is added to their clock.
[11/01/23 13:39:16] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 11:40:20 from level 84.
[11/01/23 15:48:42] DrinkyBird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:34:16 towards level 84.
[11/02/23 13:53:33] DrinkyBird discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:55 towards level 84.
[11/03/23 14:42:38] DrinkyBird bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:51:50 from level 84.
[11/03/23 19:32:39] DrinkyBird was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:29:41 from level 84.
[11/03/23 20:07:06] DrinkyBird [943/1265] has challenged tmberg [322/1123] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:46:30 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/05/23 03:31:43] BastelBot, ahmubashshir, and DrinkyBird [667/2645] have team battled scornn, jayvee, and elegy [816/1507] and lost! 1 day, 01:55:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/23 15:18:07] DrinkyBird [480/1265] has challenged o_be_one [243/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:22:42 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/05/23 19:10:10] DrinkyBird invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:17:54 towards level 84.
[11/05/23 22:30:24] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:47 towards level 84.
[11/07/23 01:51:07] DrinkyBird [211/1265] has come upon misha [846/906] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:05:43 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/07/23 13:21:56] RussellB, EddieT137, and alephnull [2293/2851] have team battled xarvatium, DrinkyBird, and cadfael [1372/2334] and won! 0 days, 00:13:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/23 20:31:30] Acolarh [568/810] has challenged DrinkyBird [305/1265] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:08:20 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[11/07/23 23:08:04] DontEvenPeek, DrinkyBird, and Lenny_ [922/3191] have team battled Fehu, vegadark, and bobvador [904/2666] and won! 0 days, 12:43:17 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/23 00:34:38] ledregion, soltys, and HeavyPodda [1760/2392] have team battled spex, DrinkyBird, and ToHellWithGA [936/3636] and won! 0 days, 02:34:43 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/23 11:27:21] DrinkyBird [1214/1265] has come upon Garg [403/524] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:00:48 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/08/23 21:05:55] HeavyPodda, Zed_Spiker, and hdm [1171/3085] have team battled Carl, io, and DrinkyBird [20/3326] and won! 0 days, 10:00:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/23 21:00:24] DrinkyBird [271/1265] has challenged gildarts [218/877] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:47:09 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/10/23 04:32:39] DrinkyBird [419/1265] has come upon Tangles [167/960] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:41:18 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/10/23 09:01:07] DrinkyBird was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:16:22 from level 85.
[11/10/23 20:15:24] DrinkyBird stole Zed_Spiker's level 58 shield while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 45 shield behind, which Zed_Spiker then takes.
[11/13/23 06:33:00] DrinkyBird [845/1277] has come upon Neil [450/702] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:26:36 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/14/23 00:44:48] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:17:53 towards level 85.
[11/14/23 15:48:48] gegenschein, Lilith, and Zaratustra [2324/2558] have team battled damyan, sco1, and DrinkyBird [136/2244] and won! 1 day, 11:26:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/23 18:02:19] ptrspt [0/1] has challenged DrinkyBird [1139/1277] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:23 is added to ptrspt's clock.
[11/15/23 01:23:20] zifnab06, DontEvenPeek, and Drkmirror [1837/1921] have team battled Destruia, DrinkyBird, and sc [518/3128] and won! 0 days, 01:29:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/23 09:52:17] Lenny_, ter0, and StalkR [2254/2602] have team battled VonToutCourt, DrinkyBird, and zbe [3347/3897] and lost! 4 days, 00:48:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/23 20:12:28] DrinkyBird reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DrinkyBird's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/23 22:26:23] sky [202/993] has challenged DrinkyBird [154/1281] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:15:25 is removed from sky's clock.
[11/16/23 22:26:23] In the fierce battle, DrinkyBird dropped their level 102 charm! sky picks it up, tossing their old level 53 charm to DrinkyBird.
[11/17/23 13:23:57] Sombra, MetaNova, and eroc1990 [222/2665] have team battled allo, buzel, and DrinkyBird [2473/2892] and lost! 3 days, 13:44:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/23 14:30:26] Puff [614/694] has challenged DrinkyBird [1177/1237] in combat and lost! 11 days, 11:53:59 is added to Puff's clock.
[11/18/23 05:35:24] Wam, anarcat, and DrinkyBird [2575/3670] have team battled jjasghar, Alasdair, and caeli [956/2384] and won! 8 days, 00:11:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/23 17:21:53] misha, zifnab06, and gegenschein [356/2581] have team battled Nysdar, HeavyPodda, and DrinkyBird [1992/3331] and lost! 2 days, 06:22:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/23 18:42:47] Tabmow [402/936] has challenged DrinkyBird [840/1237] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:43:33 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[11/21/23 06:47:07] DrinkyBird [247/1237] has come upon OobSaco [77/503] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:27:54 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/22/23 04:41:54] kenyon, insidesources, and nathan [2062/2179] have team battled KindOne, DrinkyBird, and TimWolla [52/2726] and won! 0 days, 10:52:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/23 20:02:15] DrinkyBird [662/1237] has come upon eroc1990 [170/815] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:13:25 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/23/23 09:00:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 09:04:29 from level 85.
[11/24/23 01:30:17] DrinkyBird was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:27:31 towards level 85.
[11/24/23 09:19:22] sam, olsner, and DrinkyBird [2628/3174] have team battled shikhin, gideonstar, and CompanionCube [1187/2179] and won! 0 days, 19:26:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/23 14:44:49] DrinkyBird had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:13:25 from level 85.
[11/24/23 17:33:18] DrinkyBird [958/1237] has come upon happymeal [252/484] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:28:00 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/24/23 21:50:44] DrinkyBird got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:15 towards level 85.
[11/25/23 00:12:48] DrinkyBird [175/1237] has challenged Fehu [421/612] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:48:05 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/27/23 23:19:01] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:27:15 is added to their clock.
[11/28/23 00:53:50] DrinkyBird learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:02:04 towards level 85.
[11/28/23 14:52:25] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:46:32 is added to their clock.
[11/28/23 20:38:45] DrinkyBird [900/1237] has challenged nya [428/1013] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:10:11 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/28/23 21:39:00] DrinkyBird [505/1237] has challenged SSLbits [89/823] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:38:19 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/29/23 02:09:38] Forud, kinus, and thornrag [374/2337] have team battled Jens, tomhek, and DrinkyBird [989/3327] and lost! 1 day, 00:07:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/23 14:00:31] washclof, Tangles, and DrinkyBird [520/3358] have team battled Destruia, GilbertErik, and particleflux [380/2099] and won! 1 day, 09:28:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/23 20:52:50] DrinkyBird [1121/1237] has come upon _sh [163/1095] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:40:53 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/29/23 22:01:50] DrinkyBird [449/1237] has come upon ahmubashshir [16/577] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:52:32 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/30/23 05:45:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 0 days, 21:10:27 toward level 85.
[11/30/23 06:47:17] ter0 [468/540] has challenged DrinkyBird [981/1237] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:28:33 is added to ter0's clock.
[11/30/23 12:57:10] DrinkyBird [578/1237] has come upon Thorael [452/663] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:58:39 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/30/23 18:46:22] DrinkyBird broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:34:11 from level 85.
[11/30/23 20:10:55] solarsparq, DrinkyBird, and Khorne [2850/2983] have team battled idleevil, Lord255, and Deep3D [1821/1831] and won! 0 days, 06:55:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/23 23:52:23] DrinkyBird [1227/1237] has challenged sam [416/1012] in combat and won! 14 days, 11:23:22 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/03/23 01:58:08] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:35:09 towards level 86.
[12/17/23 05:57:27] bobvador, DrinkyBird, and IFireflyl [2110/3052] have team battled elf, freeboson, and CornFly [820/3034] and won! 2 days, 18:48:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/23 15:33:36] DrinkyBird [424/1237] has come upon Cockroach [40/431] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:02:54 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/17/23 20:28:55] ter0, DrinkyBird, and Pinkman [2462/2673] have team battled damyan, kinus, and Tabmow [919/2383] and won! 0 days, 16:20:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/23 00:34:56] DrinkyBird [110/1237] has challenged tomhek [482/1235] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:53:52 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/18/23 07:08:48] roosterphant, Lord255, and freeboson [140/2025] have team battled pyre, kenyon, and DrinkyBird [1486/3217] and lost! 0 days, 19:39:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/23 20:39:58] GRIZZLYMAN [654/714] has challenged DrinkyBird [970/1237] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:07:58 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[12/22/23 20:07:21] DrinkyBird [989/1237] has challenged Crazycatlady [201/1130] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:05:08 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/22/23 20:07:21] DrinkyBird has dealt Crazycatlady a Critical Strike! 10 days, 23:54:33 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/22/23 23:21:03] DrinkyBird, _sh, and V [184/3563] have team battled style, rawgreaze, and elegy [1294/2064] and lost! 7 days, 16:16:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/23 09:15:52] DrinkyBird discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:36:32 towards level 86.
[12/24/23 17:13:50] DrinkyBird [497/1237] has come upon blobdog [404/720] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:34:41 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/24/23 17:19:24] DrinkyBird [756/1237] has come upon pfoley [582/1074] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:22:30 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/24/23 21:11:28] DrinkyBird, gradator, and h00k [2009/2570] have team battled Omega, TimeWarp, and Destruia [2110/2652] and lost! 1 day, 18:53:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/23 00:58:16] solarsparq, Cirdan, and DrinkyBird [1377/3160] have team battled "\@_, alephnull, and yano [318/2903] and won! 1 day, 03:07:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/23 00:29:42] DrinkyBird [78/1237] has come upon hax404 [207/629] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:08:24 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/27/23 15:46:53] DrinkyBird [931/1237] has challenged idlebot [843/1439] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:51:43 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/28/23 07:57:39] DrinkyBird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:02:22 towards level 86.
[12/28/23 18:56:01] Sombra [720/1177] has challenged DrinkyBird [37/1237] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:52:51 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[12/30/23 05:08:45] DrinkyBird, Melon, and aqsd [1394/2860] have team battled freeboson, Khorne, and Nysdar [2609/3187] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/23 07:41:13] DrinkyBird [276/1237] has come upon allo [529/865] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:10:54 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/30/23 17:14:27] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:26:12 towards level 86.
[12/31/23 02:09:06] DrinkyBird discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:26:19 towards level 86.
[12/31/23 06:10:00] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:09 towards level 86.
[12/31/23 10:22:36] Gorek, gusto, and drahthaar [1696/2771] have team battled talisein, Asara, and DrinkyBird [2647/2824] and lost! 2 days, 02:53:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/23 19:02:14] DrinkyBird discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:32:33 towards level 86.
[12/31/23 23:20:51] kzootech [149/645] has challenged DrinkyBird [288/1237] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:20:44 is added to kzootech's clock.
[12/31/23 23:39:05] JigmeDatse, EddieT137, and Abe [2146/2539] have team battled Forud, adamus1red, and DrinkyBird [980/3238] and won! 1 day, 14:39:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/24 15:55:17] DrinkyBird [808/1237] has come upon spex [534/1140] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:00:00 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/02/24 02:38:43] Celediel, DrinkyBird, and thornrag [479/2440] have team battled Tangles, alephnull, and Zed_Spiker [2553/2926] and lost! 2 days, 12:12:43 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/24 03:27:59] cfjk [253/864] has challenged DrinkyBird [530/1237] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:06:38 is added to cfjk's clock.
[01/02/24 08:49:41] DrinkyBird [693/1237] has come upon wowbagger [692/798] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:53:44 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/04/24 00:42:04] DrinkyBird [1067/1237] has come upon tsr [116/1001] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:08:31 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/05/24 07:42:26] DrinkyBird, damyan, and tass [1009/2715] have team battled bsleep, EddieT137, and theZoMBiE [756/2969] and won! 1 day, 11:50:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/24 11:55:39] damyan, DrinkyBird, and Carl [2216/2872] have team battled A_Dragon, dwfreed, and blobdog [1441/3055] and won! 1 day, 03:50:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/24 21:09:04] Aksej, Wolf, and idlegood [2057/2484] have team battled DrinkyBird, bsleep, and Wam [735/3699] and won! 1 day, 06:51:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/24 14:51:04] DrinkyBird [707/1237] has come upon Platonides [363/696] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:10:50 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/07/24 16:01:58] hdm [585/1005] has challenged DrinkyBird [519/1237] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:54:09 is removed from hdm's clock.
[01/08/24 08:36:41] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:51 towards level 86.
[01/08/24 18:12:01] jacob1 [434/907] has challenged DrinkyBird [187/1237] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:48 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/09/24 23:12:03] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:33:03 is added to their clock.
[01/11/24 02:26:03] DrinkyBird [404/1237] has challenged Tenorman [199/777] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:20 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/11/24 03:08:38] DrinkyBird [1030/1237] has challenged Khorne [639/976] in combat and won! 16 days, 23:31:14 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/13/24 04:30:56] DrinkyBird invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:32:51 towards level 87.
[01/13/24 14:33:50] ter0, BenDover, and Blohsh [659/1577] have team battled DrinkyBird, Tenorman, and particleflux [1340/2536] and lost! 0 days, 14:34:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/24 16:43:10] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:14:48 towards level 87.
[01/14/24 03:37:35] DrinkyBird invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:10:42 towards level 87.
[01/14/24 05:14:01] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:13:22 towards level 87.
[01/14/24 21:09:13] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:15:38 towards level 87.
[01/15/24 10:09:14] elf [324/1017] has challenged DrinkyBird [840/1237] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:09:50 is added to elf's clock.
[01/16/24 13:36:03] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:05:07 towards level 87.
[01/16/24 17:50:50] el, MadMan, and Koffa [858/2423] have team battled Lilith, DrinkyBird, and idlegood [968/2558] and lost! 6 days, 19:00:36 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/24 17:59:05] tass [597/732] has challenged DrinkyBird [397/1237] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:29:12 is removed from tass's clock.
[01/17/24 05:29:39] kevkev, tswsl, and Nuae [961/2060] have team battled tsr, DrinkyBird, and Tabmow [2292/3163] and lost! 0 days, 09:00:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/24 10:20:23] EddieT137, Cockroach, and yang [1316/2195] have team battled popey, DrinkyBird, and bird [2496/2588] and lost! 0 days, 08:57:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/24 17:06:16] DrinkyBird was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:37:27 from level 87.
[01/18/24 23:12:47] DrinkyBird [283/1237] has challenged Thorael [393/658] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:24:16 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/20/24 21:52:29] "\@_, Camembert, and Cockroach [598/2277] have team battled Affliction, DrinkyBird, and Forud [2114/3298] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/24 07:39:46] muirrum, KindOne, and EddieT137 [815/2169] have team battled kzootech, MELOONi, and DrinkyBird [210/2876] and won! 4 days, 16:18:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/24 03:26:36] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:00:15 towards level 87.
[01/23/24 18:31:04] DrinkyBird was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:53:44 from level 87.
[01/24/24 19:27:02] DrinkyBird was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:03:09 from level 87.
[01/24/24 22:15:20] DrinkyBird [112/1237] has come upon yano [860/891] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:34:48 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/25/24 16:31:44] DrinkyBird learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:37:25 from level 87.
[01/26/24 23:34:07] DrinkyBird was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:54:20 from level 87.
[01/27/24 23:40:35] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 20 days, 06:30:46 from level 87.
[01/28/24 00:44:50] DrinkyBird [921/1237] has come upon ion [797/855] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 21:11:07 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/28/24 09:04:44] Tabmow, tsr, and sco1 [2006/2475] have team battled nowz, DrinkyBird, and Bluedog [1101/2753] and won! 1 day, 02:33:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/24 04:11:02] DrinkyBird [70/1237] has come upon IFireflyl [31/746] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:42:52 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/30/24 13:19:07] DrinkyBird was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:09:15 from level 87.
[02/04/24 22:36:22] DrinkyBird found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:25:45 towards level 87.
[02/05/24 18:42:09] DrinkyBird [340/1237] has come upon Bluedog [809/875] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:32:46 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/05/24 19:22:58] DrinkyBird [475/1237] has come upon freeboson [173/1037] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:03:57 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/06/24 07:41:02] DrinkyBird, CodeGeek, and Soulwhisper [1307/2783] have team battled gendish, h00k, and Koffa [783/1978] and won! 0 days, 04:52:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/24 16:33:10] DrinkyBird tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:38:36 towards level 87.
[02/09/24 22:50:41] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:32:34 is added to their clock.
[02/10/24 01:51:21] DrinkyBird [1128/1237] has come upon Tenorman [596/777] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:24:21 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/10/24 07:18:50] DrinkyBird found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:42:56 towards level 87.
[02/11/24 10:34:01] Cockroach [150/672] has challenged DrinkyBird [445/1237] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:24:50 is added to Cockroach's clock.
[02/11/24 12:29:59] DrinkyBird [783/1237] has come upon adamus1red [639/966] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:24:32 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/11/24 15:42:44] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:39:51 is added to their clock.
[02/13/24 17:27:14] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:12:12 is added to their clock.
[02/14/24 07:26:57] DrinkyBird [1069/1237] has come upon eising [618/798] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:54:39 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/14/24 10:50:27] DrinkyBird lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:05:51 from level 87.
[02/14/24 19:12:02] DrinkyBird stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:46:08 towards level 87.
[02/15/24 19:33:36] DrinkyBird [1228/1237] has come upon Drin [425/1098] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:06:49 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/17/24 15:38:28] DrinkyBird [392/1237] has come upon Thorael [145/664] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:32:00 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/18/24 06:37:48] DrinkyBird ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:05 from level 87.
[02/18/24 16:24:06] DrinkyBird, t3chn0, and bg [71/3406] have team battled Drin, bookworm, and idlegood [1827/2483] and lost! 0 days, 16:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/24 17:19:47] DrinkyBird was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:45:18 from level 87.
[02/19/24 17:27:06] Pricey, caeli, and DrinkyBird [2038/2621] have team battled chadgpt, idlegood, and bg [1407/1978] and won! 0 days, 15:09:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/24 04:55:07] DrinkyBird [744/1237] has come upon CaptainS122 [58/337] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:55:59 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/21/24 07:26:01] DrinkyBird fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:53:38 from level 87.
[02/21/24 10:33:26] DrinkyBird [845/1237] has come upon kzootech [622/650] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:49:03 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/21/24 17:47:30] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:58 towards level 87.
[02/21/24 22:46:36] DrinkyBird [1139/1237] has challenged cfjk [802/862] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:16:24 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/22/24 02:45:20] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:39:13 towards level 88.
[02/22/24 07:37:09] el [257/907] has challenged DrinkyBird [681/1237] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:04:22 is added to el's clock.
[02/22/24 13:38:35] DrinkyBird [1230/1237] has challenged V [1089/1164] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:22:50 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/22/24 21:15:46] DrinkyBird bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:12:41 towards level 88.
[02/23/24 22:54:20] DrinkyBird fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:40:19 from level 88.
[02/23/24 23:47:23] mordac [252/908] has challenged DrinkyBird [45/1237] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:14:31 is removed from mordac's clock.
[02/25/24 18:30:28] Stevland [467/1107] has challenged DrinkyBird [522/1237] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:07:26 is added to Stevland's clock.
[02/26/24 01:38:43] DrinkyBird walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:39:54 from level 88.
[02/26/24 03:53:15] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:57:13 towards level 88.
[02/26/24 11:01:57] DrinkyBird [1214/1237] has challenged rawgreaze [592/1143] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:23:44 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/26/24 11:19:50] DrinkyBird [167/1237] has come upon Affliction [792/999] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:21:39 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/27/24 05:32:04] eising, yNos, and slim [1261/2885] have team battled DrinkyBird, tomhek, and idleevil [2385/3608] and lost! 0 days, 10:11:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/24 10:00:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 4 days, 08:16:36 toward level 88.
[02/27/24 22:06:02] CaptainS122, Aksej, and DrinkyBird [495/2726] have team battled sco1, mordac, and anarcat [748/2785] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/24 08:07:46] DrinkyBird [1179/1237] has come upon \dev\ice [545/938] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:18:16 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/02/24 13:25:57] DrinkyBird [405/1237] has come upon Tenorman [669/780] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:16:38 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/03/24 08:31:04] gusto, vectr0n, and Cockroach [151/2309] have team battled Khorne, ZOTTA, and DrinkyBird [138/3510] and won! 0 days, 20:48:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/24 21:02:27] rawgreaze [892/1143] has challenged DrinkyBird [344/1237] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:34:29 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[03/06/24 15:24:18] DrinkyBird, damyan, and pfoley [2709/3084] have team battled Acolarh, jayvee, and Butch [247/1766] and won! 3 days, 20:21:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/24 15:25:34] DrinkyBird was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:35:34 towards level 88.
[03/06/24 23:07:58] DrinkyBird [495/1237] has challenged rawgreaze [856/1143] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:14:23 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/08/24 03:33:40] DrinkyBird [330/1237] has challenged Garg [345/585] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:29:48 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/08/24 18:47:39] DrinkyBird [26/1237] has challenged zuper [334/376] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:45:11 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/09/24 01:05:18] Butch [239/304] has challenged DrinkyBird [254/1237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:10 is added to Butch's clock.
[03/10/24 01:35:08] DojShadow, Wolf, and Mat [951/2249] have team battled sam, DrinkyBird, and "\@_ [1164/3120] and lost! 0 days, 07:54:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/24 04:53:23] DrinkyBird grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:06:42 towards level 88.
[03/10/24 05:39:53] TimWolla [387/1049] has challenged DrinkyBird [602/1237] in combat and lost! 9 days, 20:41:02 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[03/10/24 08:06:49] DrinkyBird [935/1237] has come upon fstrelok [304/887] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:17:14 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/12/24 13:31:36] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:37:49 towards level 88.
[03/14/24 03:04:06] bookworm, misha, and Kayn [643/2359] have team battled Paganel, DrinkyBird, and Nuae [2918/2919] and lost! 0 days, 08:25:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/24 04:27:17] DrinkyBird was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:49:36 from level 88.
[03/14/24 08:06:59] DrinkyBird [666/1237] has come upon MetaNova [582/1286] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:20:25 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/15/24 03:04:31] DrinkyBird slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! DrinkyBird's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/15/24 09:11:38] DrinkyBird [53/1232] has come upon nathan [185/914] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:37:22 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/15/24 23:05:11] DrinkyBird [810/1232] has come upon Techman [38/1010] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:31:23 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/16/24 09:24:29] DrinkyBird [329/1232] has come upon Kachin [626/1036] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:49:07 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/17/24 05:11:15] zbe, elf, and Pinkman [1411/3159] have team battled sky, heisenbug, and DrinkyBird [959/3045] and won! 0 days, 14:18:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/24 02:21:11] DrinkyBird [22/1232] has come upon Carl [759/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:17:05 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/18/24 04:01:27] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 04:07:57 from level 88.
[03/18/24 05:25:39] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:19 towards level 88.
[03/19/24 16:35:59] DrinkyBird [1044/1232] has come upon h00k [336/548] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:03:58 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/20/24 04:18:33] DrinkyBird [487/1232] has challenged jacob1 [155/884] in combat and won! 17 days, 10:04:50 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/20/24 21:59:54] tomhek, DrinkyBird, and Thorael [2266/3157] have team battled sc, Kayn, and Carl [2271/2643] and lost! 3 days, 15:19:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/24 12:51:01] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:22:14 is added to their clock.
[03/23/24 13:47:44] DrinkyBird [478/1232] has come upon Puff [549/680] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:23:03 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/23/24 17:04:00] DrinkyBird [250/1232] has come upon DojShadow [454/517] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:35:33 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/23/24 23:11:11] DrinkyBird [441/1232] has challenged GRIZZLYMAN [212/742] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:10:22 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/25/24 08:37:09] DrinkyBird [792/1232] has come upon pastly [399/596] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:12:22 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/25/24 21:29:26] DrinkyBird was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:54:27 from level 89.
[03/27/24 14:14:02] DrinkyBird has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:53:35 from level 89.
[03/31/24 01:57:13] DrinkyBird met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:59:16 from level 89.
[03/31/24 04:43:09] shikhin, sam, and VonToutCourt [1205/3650] have team battled freeboson, DrinkyBird, and gusto [3149/3155] and lost! 4 days, 10:09:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/24 12:40:28] DrinkyBird [910/1232] has come upon anarcat [776/1317] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 14:38:26 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/31/24 20:34:00] DrinkyBird was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:50:12 towards level 89.
[04/01/24 06:04:46] DrinkyBird stole heisenbug's level 66 shield while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 63 shield behind, which heisenbug then takes.
[04/01/24 18:06:46] DrinkyBird lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:53:10 from level 89.
[04/04/24 03:09:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 26 days, 10:14:19 from level 89.
[04/05/24 03:22:41] DrinkyBird [1106/1234] has come upon SSLbits [744/906] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 12:04:34 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/05/24 22:28:17] DrinkyBird [747/1234] has come upon GilbertErik [1/796] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:37:32 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/07/24 02:08:32] Carl [803/913] has challenged DrinkyBird [407/1234] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:37:01 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/07/24 10:33:54] DrinkyBird met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:09:07 from level 89.
[04/07/24 22:06:21] DrinkyBird [350/1234] has come upon ahmubashshir [468/652] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:10:52 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/10/24 19:16:24] DrinkyBird misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:14:35 from level 89.
[04/11/24 02:27:02] Ankhers, Mat, and ToHellWithGA [994/3064] have team battled Cockroach, DrinkyBird, and pants [1642/3223] and lost! 0 days, 21:00:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/24 06:27:06] DrinkyBird [744/1234] has come upon JigmeDatse [680/858] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:56:54 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/13/24 14:47:41] Jens, blobdog, and Tenorman [1626/2484] have team battled DrinkyBird, apb, and cadfael [160/3102] and won! 6 days, 13:02:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/24 07:39:55] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:04:43 towards level 89.
[04/15/24 17:50:36] DrinkyBird [1100/1234] has come upon thornrag [286/606] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:55:35 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/15/24 23:34:39] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:40:59 towards level 89.
[04/16/24 08:31:47] DrinkyBird [1233/1234] has come upon dbx12 [712/1162] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:11:38 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/16/24 19:12:03] Zed_Spiker [673/1105] has challenged DrinkyBird [294/1234] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:39:52 is removed from Zed_Spiker's clock.
[04/17/24 07:47:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 14:08:00 from level 89.
[04/17/24 21:56:29] DrinkyBird stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:33:41 towards level 89.
[04/20/24 00:38:31] DrinkyBird learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:51:48 towards level 89.
[04/21/24 10:41:01] blobdog [415/721] has challenged DrinkyBird [281/1234] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:49:37 is removed from blobdog's clock.
[04/22/24 00:02:21] heisenbug, DrinkyBird, and xbill [2575/2860] have team battled soltys, zbe, and Misza [1557/3714] and won! 0 days, 20:26:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/24 14:38:29] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:39:30 towards level 89.
[04/22/24 20:20:28] DrinkyBird bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:49:09 towards level 89.
[04/23/24 02:36:25] DrinkyBird burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! DrinkyBird's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/23/24 23:02:45] DrinkyBird [634/1227] has come upon tsr [632/1029] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:38:45 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/24/24 05:22:44] DrinkyBird was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:37:12 from level 89.
[04/24/24 05:35:47] DrinkyBird [989/1227] has come upon idleneutral [168/653] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:07:16 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/25/24 07:28:37] medivh, Ungoliant, and DrinkyBird [2670/2736] have team battled Theleveler, Ancalagon, and gusto [194/2305] and won! 2 days, 14:44:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/24 17:16:53] DrinkyBird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:17 towards level 89.
[04/26/24 09:14:51] sam, eroc1990, and DrinkyBird [226/3099] have team battled Sombra, popey, and kenyon [1646/3305] and lost! 1 day, 08:52:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/24 18:26:31] hugga, ColonelPanic001, and brycec [806/3015] have team battled DrinkyBird, VonToutCourt, and MELOONi [2479/3517] and lost! 2 days, 21:54:08 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/24 23:16:19] DrinkyBird [261/1227] has challenged CodeGeek [272/1265] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:03:28 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/27/24 05:01:39] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:40:56 is added to their clock.
[04/29/24 00:29:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 0 days, 12:18:59 toward level 89.
[04/29/24 10:56:48] DrinkyBird [1205/1227] has come upon Puff [357/680] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:42:46 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/30/24 14:08:51] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:55 towards level 89.
[04/30/24 20:41:15] Fenrik [518/1279] has challenged DrinkyBird [140/1227] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:07:11 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[05/01/24 00:32:21] yNos [1111/1216] has challenged DrinkyBird [692/1227] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:07:14 is removed from yNos's clock.
[05/01/24 18:50:31] DrinkyBird [575/1227] has come upon particleflux [415/530] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:37:25 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/03/24 05:12:03] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:59:31 is added to their clock.
[05/03/24 18:06:52] DrinkyBird [258/1227] has come upon jaxson [421/920] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:59:31 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/04/24 03:02:24] DrinkyBird [108/1227] has challenged cornfeedhobo [489/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:35:55 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/04/24 04:45:59] pants, DrinkyBird, and bookworm [3072/3413] have team battled Nuae, SSLbits, and fstrelok [1309/2747] and won! 0 days, 09:46:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/24 11:04:32] Aksej [217/1130] has challenged DrinkyBird [276/1227] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:07:49 is added to Aksej's clock.
[05/04/24 14:13:41] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:52 towards level 89.
[05/04/24 20:03:19] DrinkyBird invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:41 towards level 89.
[05/05/24 12:57:11] jayvee, SSLbits, and DrinkyBird [2527/2961] have team battled Aksej, soltys, and Soulwhisper [485/2835] and won! 0 days, 00:32:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/24 15:08:45] DrinkyBird [790/1227] has challenged kevkev [153/565] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:24:40 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/07/24 03:44:03] DrinkyBird [841/1227] has come upon yNos [1002/1257] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 10:01:13 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/08/24 16:10:03] pwae, GRIZZLYMAN, and V [2563/3038] have team battled DrinkyBird, Fehu, and style [1372/2589] and won! 1 day, 00:59:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/24 05:34:02] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 09:58:15 is added to their clock.
[05/14/24 09:15:06] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:15:09 towards level 90.
[05/14/24 09:40:32] DrinkyBird, pyre, and Minus [766/3023] have team battled yang, zifnab06, and BlueJay [646/2081] and won! 9 days, 18:42:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/24 13:21:01] DrinkyBird EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:56:12 from level 90.
[05/15/24 03:50:20] DrinkyBird discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:51:42 towards level 90.
[05/15/24 07:00:01] DrinkyBird fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:02:06 from level 90.
[05/16/24 02:32:02] DrinkyBird [0/1227] has come upon fstrelok [94/898] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:06:16 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/16/24 21:44:23] CodeGeek, Wolf, and DrinkyBird [2249/3698] have team battled damyan, BastelBot, and anarcat [296/2947] and won! 2 days, 12:35:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/24 18:28:50] DrinkyBird [72/1227] has challenged GilbertErik [52/774] in combat and won! 10 days, 08:05:28 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/17/24 21:48:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 27 days, 05:35:08 from level 90.
[05/21/24 20:55:36] DrinkyBird was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 02:35:20 from level 90.
[05/22/24 16:57:13] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:29:02 towards level 90.
[05/22/24 18:52:25] DrinkyBird tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:53:30 towards level 90.
[05/23/24 07:19:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 4 days, 18:09:24 toward level 90.
[05/24/24 04:48:26] DrinkyBird [491/1227] has come upon Drin [137/1116] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 20:04:53 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/24/24 04:48:26] DrinkyBird has dealt Drin a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:52:08 is added to Drin's clock.
[05/25/24 01:48:43] DrinkyBird sharpened the edge of their weapon! DrinkyBird's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/25/24 03:00:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 21:33:17 from level 90.
[05/25/24 05:36:29] DrinkyBird fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:15:44 from level 90.
[05/25/24 09:48:28] DrinkyBird [665/1263] has come upon gradator [541/779] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 00:36:33 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/26/24 12:29:16] Omega, sky, and dyvonna [847/2871] have team battled DrinkyBird, zbe, and vegadark [3595/3692] and lost! 1 day, 09:56:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/24 13:50:27] DrinkyBird [232/1263] has come upon StalkR [236/1067] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:35:27 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/26/24 13:58:53] DrinkyBird grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:48:13 towards level 90.
[05/27/24 08:39:36] DrinkyBird stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:09:40 towards level 90.
[05/27/24 15:54:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 31 days, 18:58:36 toward level 90.
[05/29/24 04:08:25] DrinkyBird [112/1263] has come upon Kritzefitz [691/1182] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:12:25 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/29/24 21:59:44] gusto, RussellB, and Tenorman [423/2634] have team battled style, MetaNova, and DrinkyBird [3051/3330] and lost! 4 days, 09:49:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/24 23:52:21] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:52:57 is added to their clock.
[06/09/24 08:52:39] Omega [658/1148] has challenged DrinkyBird [1111/1263] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:32:56 is added to Omega's clock.
[06/09/24 09:21:37] tswsl [360/715] has challenged DrinkyBird [939/1263] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:17:02 is added to tswsl's clock.
[06/10/24 20:03:18] DrinkyBird [742/1263] has challenged Naomi [224/335] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:25:18 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/12/24 04:16:49] DrinkyBird [567/1263] has come upon Ancalagon [8/860] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:19:34 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/12/24 07:46:33] DrinkyBird bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:18:46 towards level 90.
[06/13/24 05:50:09] DrinkyBird [362/1263] has come upon SSLbits [364/904] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:11:04 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/13/24 08:43:40] DrinkyBird ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:48:34 from level 90.
[06/13/24 11:14:20] DrinkyBird [407/1263] has come upon canton7 [53/900] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:17:13 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/14/24 07:23:09] DrinkyBird [139/1263] has come upon tass [43/819] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:21:00 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/14/24 16:29:23] kevkev [483/771] has challenged DrinkyBird [132/1263] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:06:57 is removed from kevkev's clock.
[06/15/24 00:29:31] DrinkyBird found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:33 towards level 90.
[06/15/24 06:37:37] DrinkyBird [1096/1263] has come upon fork [274/819] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:03:11 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/16/24 00:48:46] DrinkyBird [587/1263] has come upon d4n13L [644/666] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:26:33 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/18/24 13:20:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 15 days, 05:03:43 toward level 90.
[06/18/24 14:25:26] DrinkyBird [648/1263] has come upon Zed_Spiker [480/1078] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:23:58 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/18/24 18:24:56] Crazycatlady, brycec, and DrinkyBird [1878/3624] have team battled HeavyPodda, simple, and Carl [1836/3010] and won! 1 day, 13:03:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/24 09:52:36] Silvanus_Betrium, HollowWasp, and Carl [697/2411] have team battled io, signofzeta, and DrinkyBird [23/3670] and won! 1 day, 01:25:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/24 12:14:27] Nysdar, gildarts, and Bluedog [296/2677] have team battled DrinkyBird, buzel, and wille [938/2430] and lost! 1 day, 06:24:43 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/24 12:51:00] J-E-L-L-O [103/115] has challenged DrinkyBird [744/1263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:07 is added to J-E-L-L-O's clock.
[06/19/24 17:38:10] pfoley, gradator, and Drin [2306/3041] have team battled DrinkyBird, kptr, and V [2599/3260] and lost! 0 days, 20:13:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/24 07:30:21] DrinkyBird discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:23 towards level 90.
[06/21/24 13:27:40] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:04:21 is added to their clock.
[06/22/24 08:41:31] DrinkyBird [1224/1263] has come upon DividedByZero [761/778] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:29:31 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/24/24 04:37:01] Malvolio, theZoMBiE, and DrinkyBird [190/2495] have team battled pants, gendish, and d4n13L [1939/2435] and lost! 0 days, 01:38:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/24 14:12:38] DrinkyBird [383/1263] has come upon pants [891/1282] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/24/24 14:32:16] DrinkyBird [578/1263] has challenged solarsparq [75/814] in combat and won! 14 days, 14:42:21 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/24/24 16:48:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 19 days, 22:36:55 toward level 91.
[06/25/24 00:27:56] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 09:16:24 is added to their clock.
[06/25/24 03:44:56] elf [314/892] has challenged DrinkyBird [658/1263] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:34:03 is added to elf's clock.
[06/26/24 20:47:29] DrinkyBird set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:54:11 from level 91.
[06/27/24 10:00:33] ialokin [142/332] has challenged DrinkyBird [1218/1263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:31 is added to ialokin's clock.
[06/28/24 05:04:30] DrinkyBird [458/1263] has challenged Minus [132/804] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:55:48 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/28/24 13:39:41] DrinkyBird fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! DrinkyBird's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/28/24 22:08:54] hugga [364/934] has challenged DrinkyBird [1082/1249] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:25:43 is added to hugga's clock.
[06/30/24 08:42:36] DrinkyBird grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:10:23 towards level 91.
[06/30/24 12:21:03] DrinkyBird bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:59:48 from level 91.
[07/01/24 07:28:39] DrinkyBird [433/1249] has challenged drahthaar [380/884] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:23:26 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/01/24 09:17:21] RussellB, kptr, and DrinkyBird [323/3107] have team battled solarsparq, canton7, and TimeWarp [815/2606] and lost! 0 days, 16:45:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/24 17:25:19] DrinkyBird [1167/1249] has come upon philipp__ [461/488] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:42:23 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/02/24 00:35:28] DrinkyBird lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:08:02 from level 91.
[07/02/24 12:27:50] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 17:22:05 is added to their clock.
[07/03/24 09:59:56] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:29:43 is added to their clock.
[07/03/24 17:53:55] DrinkyBird bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:29:08 towards level 91.
[07/04/24 05:57:55] DrinkyBird [512/1249] has come upon ahmubashshir [354/630] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:38:48 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/04/24 20:44:29] DrinkyBird [855/1254] has come upon tomhek [347/1233] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:26:32 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/05/24 15:55:50] Tenorman [598/757] has challenged DrinkyBird [754/1254] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:32:22 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[07/06/24 01:54:36] idleevil [529/1145] has challenged DrinkyBird [170/1254] in combat and won! 15 days, 05:16:50 is removed from idleevil's clock.
[07/06/24 02:16:51] DrinkyBird reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DrinkyBird's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/24 07:23:03] DrinkyBird [235/1260] has come upon solarsparq [373/814] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:37:50 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/08/24 17:40:50] DrinkyBird learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:51:15 towards level 91.
[07/09/24 07:19:59] DrinkyBird [773/1260] has challenged Jens [370/1009] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:58:21 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/10/24 15:38:29] DrinkyBird was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:33:44 from level 91.
[07/11/24 05:31:16] DrinkyBird discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:13:59 towards level 91.
[07/12/24 02:05:34] DrinkyBird left their weapon out in the rain to rust! DrinkyBird's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/12/24 06:37:11] popey, damyan, and Thorael [1838/2996] have team battled CornFly, DrinkyBird, and Crazycatlady [2457/3418] and lost! 1 day, 08:44:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/24 06:39:15] Wam [814/1208] has challenged DrinkyBird [1128/1219] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:14:51 is added to Wam's clock.
[07/13/24 10:15:32] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:53 towards level 91.
[07/18/24 02:16:08] DrinkyBird [838/1219] has challenged fstrelok [572/898] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:16:37 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/18/24 17:35:29] DrinkyBird caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:35:29 towards level 91.
[07/19/24 10:23:36] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:22:05 is added to their clock.
[07/19/24 22:44:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 2 days, 20:41:47 toward level 91.
[07/20/24 05:08:23] DrinkyBird [675/1219] has come upon ToHellWithGA [428/1307] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:28:05 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/20/24 10:33:01] DrinkyBird [598/1219] has challenged solarsparq [193/807] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:20:41 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/20/24 12:47:18] DrinkyBird, figment, and idleneutral [527/2264] have team battled particleflux, MadMan, and gendish [1498/1607] and lost! 0 days, 05:20:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/24 13:46:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 05:35:02 from level 91.
[07/23/24 19:09:19] DrinkyBird [612/1219] has come upon enteral [628/1060] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:27:05 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/24/24 03:28:59] ToeCheese [15/142] has challenged DrinkyBird [827/1219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:21 is added to ToeCheese's clock.
[07/25/24 08:48:34] DrinkyBird [639/1225] has come upon el [194/1206] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:13:02 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/25/24 12:04:20] DrinkyBird [1066/1225] has challenged Forud [247/1059] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:04:35 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/26/24 18:02:47] DrinkyBird [1106/1225] has come upon Forud [889/1059] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:24:21 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/26/24 20:12:46] solarsparq [719/825] has challenged DrinkyBird [362/1225] in combat and won! 25 days, 18:10:29 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[07/27/24 03:36:28] DrinkyBird [465/1225] has come upon brycec [1223/1245] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:35:56 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/27/24 19:44:37] DrinkyBird [419/1225] has challenged ColonelPanic001 [164/828] in combat and won! 12 days, 07:51:18 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/29/24 20:23:47] DrinkyBird [44/1229] has come upon MadMan [302/588] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 11:03:52 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/30/24 16:43:16] slim, Zaratustra, DrinkyBird, and CrashOverride have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/31/24 08:40:46] DrinkyBird [198/1229] has challenged Sombra [988/1265] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:07:07 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/31/24 23:45:58] DrinkyBird [670/1229] has come upon solarsparq [295/825] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:35:02 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/01/24 19:22:15] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 11:44:30 is added to their clock.
[08/02/24 11:42:01] scornn [444/915] has challenged DrinkyBird [477/1229] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:46:03 is added to scornn's clock.
[08/02/24 21:47:57] DrinkyBird [564/1229] has come upon Sombra [932/1265] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:39:33 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/03/24 00:12:00] DrinkyBird was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:58:42 from level 92.
[08/03/24 00:57:47] particleflux [424/556] has challenged DrinkyBird [580/1229] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:25:18 is added to particleflux's clock.
[08/03/24 01:21:48] DrinkyBird is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 20:26:11 is added to their clock.
[08/03/24 18:54:05] DrinkyBird found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:58:27 towards level 92.
[08/05/24 21:15:35] kadotux [363/457] has challenged DrinkyBird [613/1229] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:47:05 is added to kadotux's clock.
[08/06/24 01:24:57] aqsd, Cockatrice, and Matthew [1894/2378] have team battled anarcat, pastly, and DrinkyBird [1431/3000] and won! 0 days, 07:10:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/24 22:00:13] DrinkyBird was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:31:25 from level 92.
[08/07/24 23:39:36] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:41:27 towards level 92.
[08/11/24 03:49:21] DrinkyBird [34/1229] has challenged crysis [726/984] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:20 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/11/24 14:07:11] DrinkyBird [790/1229] has come upon Matthew [114/894] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:00:32 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/12/24 07:37:10] IFireflyl [276/799] has challenged DrinkyBird [497/1229] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:17:15 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[08/12/24 10:56:13] DrinkyBird [532/1229] has come upon ColonelPanic001 [587/828] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:58:16 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/15/24 08:16:07] DrinkyBird [1207/1229] has challenged vectr0n [278/786] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:51:00 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/17/24 13:37:29] ToeCheese, DrinkyBird, and jacquesssss [1809/2022] have team battled sc, yNos, and jabuxas [1245/2323] and won! 0 days, 08:40:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/24 18:13:05] allo, jaxson, and DrinkyBird [427/3113] have team battled Sario, fork, and tsr [1265/3136] and lost! 3 days, 07:41:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/24 01:17:07] DrinkyBird [891/1229] has come upon Tangles [319/860] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:08:56 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/20/24 12:48:47] DrinkyBird discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:40:56 towards level 92.
[08/20/24 17:13:44] Tenorman, CornFly, and jacquesssss [712/2267] have team battled DrinkyBird, alexlehm, and TimWolla [1333/2978] and lost! 3 days, 18:13:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/24 02:08:41] apb, Thorael, and yano [2704/2955] have team battled DrinkyBird, hcf, and canton7 [92/2555] and won! 6 days, 05:41:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/24 06:56:49] Forud, freeboson, and DrinkyBird [2442/3326] have team battled lelu, Wolf, and Yarosh [1609/1838] and won! 3 days, 08:19:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/24 10:13:28] DrinkyBird [1154/1229] has come upon Dzenowa [100/194] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:12:44 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/23/24 15:55:46] DrinkyBird [452/1229] has come upon catte [456/506] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:35:32 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/24/24 09:44:19] DrinkyBird bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:36:53 towards level 92.
[08/28/24 02:45:01] DrinkyBird [313/1229] has come upon dxrt [41/373] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:26:18 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/28/24 13:12:02] DrinkyBird [1154/1229] has come upon Khorne [639/753] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:09:40 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/28/24 14:41:24] DrinkyBird [213/1229] has challenged Daikojun [667/697] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:18:06 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/29/24 10:35:57] DrinkyBird was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:16:14 towards level 92.
[08/30/24 04:09:14] Wolf, Omega, and washclof [3685/3790] have team battled Khorne, yNos, and DrinkyBird [2736/2966] and won! 4 days, 20:40:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/24 08:11:18] mdpv [28/271] has challenged DrinkyBird [1032/1229] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:51:36 is added to mdpv's clock.
[08/31/24 11:12:23] GilbertErik, anarcat, and gradator [2580/2912] have team battled idlegood, Ecko, and DrinkyBird [1462/3019] and won! 0 days, 20:58:21 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/24 17:08:38] Affliction [408/559] has challenged DrinkyBird [1064/1229] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:40 is added to Affliction's clock.
[09/04/24 19:07:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 0 days, 02:04:37 toward level 92.
[09/04/24 21:39:53] DrinkyBird [507/1229] has challenged Ancalagon [301/866] in combat and won! 14 days, 03:22:56 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/08/24 07:52:34] jayvee [531/1040] has challenged DrinkyBird [904/1229] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:19:36 is added to jayvee's clock.
[09/08/24 17:56:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DrinkyBird with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 05:10:37 from level 93.
[09/09/24 03:10:25] DrinkyBird [79/1229] has come upon ukleinek [789/1044] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 09:40:42 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/09/24 11:42:03] DrinkyBird broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:54:15 from level 93.
[09/10/24 07:57:21] DrinkyBird [610/1229] has come upon ambitious_sloth [291/374] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:20:43 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/10/24 07:57:24] DrinkyBird [642/1229] has come upon ambitious_sloth [183/374] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:18:38 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/10/24 10:55:49] DrinkyBird found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:22:43 towards level 93.
[09/12/24 06:07:24] DrinkyBird [54/1229] has come upon t3chn0 [601/1070] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:52:12 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/12/24 08:57:41] DrinkyBird [912/1229] has come upon Faradome [379/632] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:14:43 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/12/24 18:58:20] DrinkyBird [166/1229] has come upon Aksej [816/1103] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:33:47 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/12/24 19:15:01] DrinkyBird, HollowWasp, and gradator [2051/2849] have team battled jaxson, koyaan, and slim [1153/2739] and won! 7 days, 01:01:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/24 13:53:49] DrinkyBird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:45:26 towards level 93.
[09/14/24 16:35:10] DrinkyBird [134/1229] has challenged tass [1077/1085] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:32:49 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/15/24 17:14:46] DrinkyBird, Garg, and simple [1436/3017] have team battled solarsparq, chadgpt, and nya [1245/2157] and won! 6 days, 03:12:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/24 09:54:50] DrinkyBird [919/1229] has come upon Fischmiep [616/626] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:05:19 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/17/24 20:00:04] chadgpt, DrinkyBird, and sam [1996/2862] have team battled Zed_Spiker, shikhin, and BenDover [770/2803] and won! 4 days, 01:41:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/24 01:09:44] spex, HollowWasp, and DrinkyBird [2516/3368] have team battled Fehu, CptKillmor, and Matthew [477/1812] and won! 3 days, 03:16:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/24 11:35:53] DrinkyBird was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:14:13 towards level 93.
[09/21/24 17:18:28] DrinkyBird discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:37:33 towards level 93.
[09/21/24 17:55:58] DrinkyBird [58/1229] has come upon TimWolla [420/900] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:54:15 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/21/24 22:26:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 3 days, 06:21:08 toward level 93.
[09/21/24 23:19:25] figment [251/459] has challenged DrinkyBird [709/1229] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:59:25 is added to figment's clock.
[09/22/24 10:45:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 5 days, 06:37:31 toward level 93.
[09/22/24 13:28:41] sco1 [143/583] has challenged DrinkyBird [187/1229] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:00:11 is added to sco1's clock.
[09/22/24 14:34:25] thornrag, crysis, and Ungoliant [412/2724] have team battled zbe, DrinkyBird, and io [2206/3997] and lost! 6 days, 12:44:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/24 19:28:06] DrinkyBird [81/1229] has come upon Acolarh [199/815] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:02:19 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/22/24 23:04:46] DrinkyBird, crysis, and Carl [939/3178] have team battled kptr, kevkev, and bobvador [1211/2878] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/24 00:31:40] hugga [62/1006] has challenged DrinkyBird [1090/1229] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:01:51 is added to hugga's clock.
[09/23/24 20:37:15] DrinkyBird [141/1229] has challenged washclof [1584/1706] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:09:53 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/24/24 00:38:26] wowbagger [969/1007] has challenged DrinkyBird [1019/1229] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:04:02 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[09/24/24 01:29:16] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:27:25 towards level 93.
[09/25/24 15:09:01] DrinkyBird was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:49:42 from level 93.
[09/26/24 07:53:57] DrinkyBird [114/1229] has challenged sky [136/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:12:43 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/26/24 14:30:24] DrinkyBird grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:00:14 towards level 93.
[09/27/24 14:02:15] xbill [313/660] has challenged DrinkyBird [226/1229] in combat and won! 17 days, 00:01:04 is removed from xbill's clock.
[09/30/24 16:00:02] DrinkyBird invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:42 towards level 93.
[10/02/24 01:33:49] DrinkyBird [1099/1229] has challenged Kritzefitz [989/1195] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:26:50 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/03/24 08:42:06] kptr [16/831] has challenged DrinkyBird [528/1229] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:24:50 is added to kptr's clock.
[10/03/24 15:19:04] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:12 towards level 93.
[10/05/24 05:08:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DrinkyBird 0 days, 17:42:05 toward level 93.
[10/06/24 12:36:28] DrinkyBird [315/1229] has challenged dyvonna [631/660] in combat and lost! 10 days, 02:26:38 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/07/24 05:05:55] sparogy [117/844] has challenged DrinkyBird [506/1229] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:53:28 is added to sparogy's clock.
[10/07/24 11:13:13] DrinkyBird [898/1229] has come upon particleflux [11/572] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 22:25:54 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/07/24 16:22:20] apb [986/1223] has challenged DrinkyBird [289/1229] in combat and won! 18 days, 10:36:15 is removed from apb's clock.
[10/07/24 21:55:54] Notir, Mat, and Sombra [2390/3201] have team battled DrinkyBird, xbill, and io [84/3130] and won! 2 days, 18:24:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/24 02:31:35] DrinkyBird [394/1229] has come upon Fehu [585/606] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 13:18:38 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/08/24 22:16:46] DrinkyBird [567/1229] has challenged Misza [896/1106] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:43:19 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/09/24 12:20:36] DrinkyBird [938/1229] has challenged bookworm [864/1038] in combat and won! 18 days, 20:44:07 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/11/24 02:09:34] DrinkyBird caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:18:45 towards level 94.
[10/11/24 07:38:21] DrinkyBird reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DrinkyBird's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/12/24 01:15:18] Ecko, MELOONi, and DrinkyBird [577/3439] have team battled StalkR, hax404, and Fehu [2459/2549] and lost! 6 days, 17:25:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/24 06:42:17] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:26:35 towards level 94.
[10/12/24 07:10:30] DrinkyBird [404/1235] has come upon JigmeDatse [834/847] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:52:12 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/12/24 15:00:39] DrinkyBird bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:59:06 from level 94.
[10/14/24 04:27:56] DrinkyBird invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:13:01 towards level 94.
[10/18/24 23:21:33] KindOne [184/528] has challenged DrinkyBird [954/1235] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:32:45 is added to KindOne's clock.
[10/19/24 17:05:34] DrinkyBird [961/1245] has come upon kenyon [1118/1169] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:56:23 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/19/24 22:17:49] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:06:42 towards level 94.
[10/20/24 07:36:32] DrinkyBird [944/1245] has come upon edo [10/429] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:56:14 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/20/24 10:30:52] DrinkyBird [732/1245] has challenged Rayke [28/703] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:40:32 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/20/24 22:46:53] DrinkyBird misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:13:22 from level 94.
[10/21/24 10:39:19] hcf, Zaratustra, and EddieT137 [986/2264] have team battled dxrt, ZOTTA, and DrinkyBird [470/2803] and won! 0 days, 04:51:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/24 03:05:50] DrinkyBird [692/1245] has come upon CodeGeek [336/1225] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 18:01:30 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/23/24 19:19:58] Wolf, DrinkyBird, and Puff [1601/2914] have team battled Sario, StalkR, and hiod [2463/3364] and lost! 1 day, 15:31:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/24 16:09:07] Pinkman, catte, and muirrum [1203/2626] have team battled HeavyPodda, DrinkyBird, and nax_ [176/2697] and won! 2 days, 10:54:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/24 00:44:26] DrinkyBird [353/1245] has come upon JigmeDatse [703/847] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:16:51 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/26/24 11:27:31] DrinkyBird [99/1245] has come upon Acolarh [710/815] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:33:43 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/27/24 19:35:21] DrinkyBird [1077/1245] has come upon Blohsh [332/705] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:58:01 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/28/24 09:01:55] DrinkyBird sharpened the edge of their weapon! DrinkyBird's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/24 06:08:33] sparogy [341/570] has come upon DrinkyBird [383/1281] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:22:27 is added to sparogy's clock.
[10/29/24 19:30:18] DrinkyBird [438/1281] has challenged kenyon [59/1181] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:35:51 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/29/24 20:45:41] OobSaco, Misza, and gideonstar [1942/3097] have team battled DrinkyBird, Ankhers, and Bluedog [834/2969] and won! 1 day, 04:34:27 is removed from their clocks.