Player Info
User: Koffa
Class: BOFH
Admin?: No
Level: 92
Next level: 8 days, 21:25:54
Status: Online
Host: Koffa!jkohvakk@user/koffa
Account Created: Wed Jun 23 15:08:17 2021
Last login: Sat Jul 13 14:41:23 2024
Total time idled: 1201 days, 23:39:50
Current position: [330,268]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]
Map
Items
amulet: 62
boots: 273 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 96
gloves: 35
helm: 74 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 63
ring: 61
shield: 44
tunic: 84
weapon: 178 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]
sum: 970
Penalties
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 2 days, 15:14:15
part: None
quest: 30 days, 17:25:39
quit: 77 days, 17:09:34
total: 111 days, 01:49:28
Character Modifiers
[06/23/21 20:58:57] Koffa [5/7] has challenged Rolan [234/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/23/21 23:05:25] Koffa [30/40] has challenged hax404 [273/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/24/21 06:22:11] Koffa [8/101] has challenged nicole [201/304] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/25/21 03:57:27] Koffa [27/200] has come upon apb [214/364] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:18 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/25/21 06:02:57] Koffa [64/200] has come upon bookworm [316/351] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:43 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/25/21 07:13:30] Koffa, jacob1, and BootsNPC [707/844] have team battled charitwo, Knut, and Rolan [660/858] and won! 0 days, 00:15:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/21 14:08:24] Koffa [137/200] has challenged Oblomov [37/382] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:52 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/25/21 20:16:16] Koffa [42/206] has challenged Jens [59/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/26/21 04:20:37] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:09 towards level 27.
[06/26/21 04:42:27] Koffa [140/220] has challenged CompanionCube [116/367] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:55:00 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/26/21 10:32:34] MetaNova, freeboson, and Nocebo [355/1037] have team battled Rolan, charitwo, and Koffa [477/958] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/21 12:01:49] Koffa [2/220] has come upon Nocebo [248/336] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:53 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/26/21 13:01:21] Koffa [35/220] has challenged J-472 [338/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/26/21 13:36:43] Pingerfowder [29/44] has challenged Koffa [56/220] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Pingerfowder's clock.
[06/26/21 18:50:21] "\@_ [338/434] has challenged Koffa [174/220] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:43 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[06/26/21 21:29:45] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:25 towards level 29.
[06/27/21 00:06:37] Koffa [59/224] has challenged jaxson [26/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/27/21 04:21:49] tomhek [311/335] has challenged Koffa [66/224] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:43 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[06/27/21 10:30:22] Paperclip [479/524] has challenged Koffa [51/224] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:43 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[06/27/21 11:12:43] Koffa [95/224] has challenged rfc2549 [181/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/27/21 14:48:28] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:13 towards level 31.
[06/28/21 01:35:06] Koffa [17/224] has challenged idlebot [350/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/28/21 17:16:31] Asara, Koffa, and Crazycatlady [454/951] have team battled Majak, Gorek, and Psilocybe [1255/1257] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/21 20:21:21] Koffa [145/260] has challenged RussellB [41/461] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:31 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/29/21 13:41:03] Koffa [29/261] has challenged podge [210/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/30/21 13:34:52] Koffa [86/261] has challenged Phil [171/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/01/21 04:55:15] buzel [124/631] has challenged Koffa [103/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:52:54 is removed from buzel's clock.
[07/01/21 17:18:05] Koffa [226/274] has challenged bagels [56/295] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:16 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/02/21 01:23:17] Koffa [243/274] has come upon canton7 [59/424] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:55:34 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/02/21 07:47:30] Koffa [79/274] has come upon Algernon [143/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:45:54 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/02/21 19:29:18] Koffa [50/310] has challenged sheu [342/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/03/21 02:20:50] dnim [337/418] has challenged Koffa [190/310] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:17:09 is removed from dnim's clock.
[07/03/21 13:05:03] megubyte [294/530] has challenged Koffa [47/310] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:17:09 is removed from megubyte's clock.
[07/03/21 17:41:58] Svetland [239/510] has challenged Koffa [80/310] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:38 is removed from Svetland's clock.
[07/04/21 08:47:21] Koffa [15/329] has challenged t3chn0 [27/347] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/04/21 13:24:11] Koffa [3/329] has come upon metadaemon [366/385] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:21 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/05/21 16:02:46] KindOne [305/372] has challenged Koffa [168/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:38 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[07/06/21 06:56:01] Koffa [203/332] has challenged Notir [396/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/06/21 15:06:45] Koffa [185/332] has come upon ubergeek [269/406] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:56:27 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/06/21 17:43:31] DirtyVader [0/1] has challenged Koffa [302/332] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to DirtyVader's clock.
[07/07/21 12:22:21] _sh [212/522] has challenged Koffa [232/332] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to _sh's clock.
[07/08/21 12:03:59] Koffa [121/332] has challenged nawcom [238/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/08/21 12:28:24] iiriix [191/300] has challenged Koffa [90/332] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:55:53 is removed from iiriix's clock.
[07/08/21 14:05:10] Koffa [19/332] has come upon pfoley [12/295] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:37:13 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/10/21 01:17:48] thornrag [186/223] has challenged Koffa [76/332] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:37 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[07/10/21 01:17:48] thornrag has dealt Koffa a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:55:15 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/10/21 05:13:02] nawcom [111/356] has challenged Koffa [209/332] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to nawcom's clock.
[07/10/21 19:35:23] Koffa [168/353] has challenged adamus1red [368/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/11/21 19:55:03] Koffa stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:33 towards level 41.
[07/12/21 06:25:32] meti, gerry666, and Koffa [409/1055] have team battled BootsNPC, Theleveler, and gettu [784/1159] and lost! 0 days, 06:01:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/21 18:33:28] Koffa [317/364] has challenged aqsd [189/433] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:03:14 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/15/21 08:30:01] eroc1990 [62/198] has challenged Koffa [116/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to eroc1990's clock.
[07/16/21 01:45:58] Koffa, PiotrekD, and Misza [72/1069] have team battled ion, Paganel, and buZz [288/1186] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/21 12:07:26] Koffa set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:32 from level 42.
[07/16/21 13:52:26] Koffa [223/512] has challenged Drin [175/367] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/16/21 22:54:28] CrashOverride [313/504] has challenged Koffa [278/512] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:50:20 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[07/17/21 05:36:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 0 days, 10:55:41 toward level 43.
[07/17/21 06:01:56] caeli [263/438] has challenged Koffa [291/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:04 is added to caeli's clock.
[07/17/21 08:04:50] Koffa set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:47:04 from level 43.
[07/17/21 14:29:07] Globbs [359/370] has challenged Koffa [270/512] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from Globbs's clock.
[07/19/21 01:33:33] nya [114/546] has challenged Koffa [509/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to nya's clock.
[07/19/21 11:10:18] Koffa [460/512] has challenged Yuhno [294/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/19/21 18:14:25] Absalom, JigmeDatse, and rfc2549 [102/889] have team battled jgn, Koffa, and average [279/1391] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/21 20:06:43] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:14 towards level 44.
[07/21/21 09:14:03] Koffa was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:39:59 from level 44.
[07/22/21 04:28:10] Bahhumbug [216/326] has challenged Koffa [411/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:26 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[07/22/21 12:54:29] Koffa [1/512] has come upon damyan [309/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:41 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/22/21 18:00:47] Koffa [139/512] has come upon pyre [251/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:49:55 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/23/21 06:43:52] Koffa [359/512] has challenged spex [210/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/24/21 04:38:02] Koffa bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:53 towards level 45.
[07/24/21 05:39:16] Cirdan [180/442] has challenged Koffa [409/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:55:02 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[07/26/21 01:43:01] Koffa [445/512] has come upon Paganel [29/332] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:57:15 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/26/21 03:55:42] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:10 towards level 45.
[07/26/21 04:45:53] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:33 towards level 45.
[07/26/21 11:42:44] Koffa [145/512] has come upon sbp [292/384] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:35 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/26/21 22:03:03] Koffa [55/513] has challenged Pingerfowder [79/351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/27/21 04:27:51] Koffa [182/513] has challenged popey [361/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:28:51 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/27/21 22:31:43] Koffa [261/513] has challenged Gorek [374/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:48 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/27/21 23:55:34] Koffa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:01 towards level 46.
[07/28/21 02:17:45] Koffa [322/513] has come upon Tenorman [368/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:46:03 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/28/21 18:25:10] Koffa was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:36:38 from level 46.
[07/28/21 22:31:13] Koffa [247/513] has come upon sial [361/445] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:42:30 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/28/21 23:42:27] Koffa [10/513] has come upon Wolf [261/573] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:14:05 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/29/21 23:21:46] Way [389/467] has challenged Koffa [401/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Way's clock.
[07/29/21 23:48:52] Koffa [512/513] has come upon kenyon [16/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:02:48 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/30/21 15:15:34] Ada, average, and StalkR [46/1062] have team battled Paperclip, Platonides, and Koffa [36/1450] and won! 0 days, 00:19:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/21 06:49:25] Koffa [5/513] has challenged Wolf [1/585] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/03/21 09:08:41] Paperclip, Crazycatlady, and SCSi [20/1685] have team battled Koffa, cornfeedhobo, and Phunkle [920/1051] and lost! 0 days, 17:20:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/21 00:58:29] Judge_Duck [6/127] has challenged Koffa [433/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Judge_Duck's clock.
[08/06/21 14:16:25] yano [184/216] has challenged Koffa [223/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to yano's clock.
[08/06/21 19:10:45] Chuck [0/1] has challenged Koffa [267/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Chuck's clock.
[08/17/21 18:53:29] freeboson, Khorne, and MetaNova [384/1372] have team battled Nysdar, Koffa, and t3chn0 [845/1486] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/21 19:36:27] Koffa [430/513] has come upon pants [438/552] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:50:31 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/18/21 09:19:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 0 days, 06:21:04 toward level 47.
[08/18/21 17:24:49] Koffa [210/513] has challenged Sergio [532/581] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/20/21 19:09:05] anarcat, Zaratustra, and Koffa [361/1713] have team battled zgrep, Asara, and tswsl [261/1342] and won! 0 days, 00:09:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/21 04:04:35] Koffa [185/513] has come upon TauPan [36/565] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:59:21 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/23/21 13:53:45] Koffa [467/513] has challenged yano [114/352] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:54:33 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/24/21 07:57:50] Koffa [494/513] has challenged gildarts [107/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:22:26 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/24/21 18:37:04] Koffa [220/513] has come upon Fenrik [20/444] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:19:50 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/25/21 02:03:29] Bluedog, Sirius, and Sombra [279/1329] have team battled MadMan, Pricey, and Koffa [1298/1507] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:58 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/21 04:02:18] Koffa [429/513] has challenged Gorek [203/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:40:49 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/25/21 09:19:26] DrWhax, Koffa, and Algernon [559/1827] have team battled tomhek, xbill, and _sh [1068/1572] and lost! 0 days, 02:52:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/21 20:24:37] Koffa slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Koffa's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/26/21 02:09:17] Koffa [36/508] has come upon Quack [203/293] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:44 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/26/21 02:35:53] Koffa [93/508] has challenged average [450/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/27/21 16:13:36] pastly [453/477] has come upon Koffa [345/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:29:51 is removed from pastly's clock.
[08/27/21 23:27:36] Koffa [98/508] has come upon Cjefke [203/272] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:21:32 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/29/21 21:35:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 3 days, 10:48:59 toward level 49.
[08/30/21 16:55:02] Koffa got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:03:51 from level 49.
[09/01/21 06:41:06] gildarts [112/413] has challenged Koffa [255/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:55:38 is added to gildarts's clock.
[09/01/21 13:37:28] Koffa [282/508] has challenged munkis [329/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/01/21 14:42:52] kenyon [156/621] has challenged Koffa [315/508] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:02:01 is added to kenyon's clock.
[09/03/21 10:53:11] Platonides [24/541] has challenged Koffa [36/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:34:05 is added to Platonides's clock.
[09/03/21 14:31:29] Koffa [58/508] has come upon unicron [409/492] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:33:22 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/04/21 06:58:14] Koffa [262/512] has challenged ToHellWithGA [159/530] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:43:36 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/04/21 16:42:52] <P0stMal0ne> [23/61] has challenged Koffa [457/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to <P0stMal0ne>'s clock.
[09/04/21 17:32:34] Sherpard2, heisenbug, kline, and Koffa have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/21 18:19:00] YeKong [179/323] has challenged Koffa [215/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to YeKong's clock.
[09/05/21 13:08:36] YeKong [326/328] has challenged Koffa [61/512] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:40:48 is removed from YeKong's clock.
[09/06/21 07:46:37] Pingerfowder, ukleinek, and Koffa [52/1286] have team battled nya, cfjk, and "\@_ [75/1498] and lost! 0 days, 05:54:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/21 13:38:55] Koffa [422/516] has come upon Bluedog [210/614] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:47:07 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/07/21 03:27:47] Koffa [333/516] has come upon pfoley [403/517] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:34:10 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/07/21 13:18:57] jayvee [51/624] has challenged Koffa [469/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:58 is added to jayvee's clock.
[09/07/21 22:21:04] simple [503/845] has challenged Koffa [42/516] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:02:12 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/08/21 02:06:52] Koffa was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:23 towards level 50.
[09/08/21 08:23:22] Koffa [233/516] has challenged Bluedog [171/614] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:20:53 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/09/21 15:00:09] iiriix [120/380] has come upon Koffa [275/516] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:53:25 is added to iiriix's clock.
[09/09/21 16:16:31] Koffa [34/531] has challenged Covid-19 [314/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/11/21 12:41:18] Koffa [337/531] has challenged pwae [432/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:44:49 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/11/21 21:54:48] Koffa [151/531] has come upon BastelBot [104/503] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:04:00 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/13/21 07:59:12] Koffa sharpened the edge of their weapon! Koffa's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/21 09:57:11] hdm, TauPan, and sheu [1127/1758] have team battled Koffa, wille, and jacob1 [1470/1869] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/21 00:37:18] Koffa was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:24:33 from level 51.
[09/14/21 10:00:30] GilbertErik [138/394] has challenged Koffa [396/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[09/16/21 22:07:48] jaxson, Koffa, ChowderKeg, and CrashOverride have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/21 15:45:24] bobvador, li, and Koffa [969/1336] have team battled HellSpawn, simple, and blabber [1338/1823] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/21 09:53:21] brycec [246/414] has challenged Koffa [58/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:47:38 is removed from brycec's clock.
[09/20/21 08:42:40] sky [150/418] has challenged Koffa [159/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to sky's clock.
[09/21/21 02:20:08] Koffa [242/548] has challenged scornn [63/403] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/22/21 08:23:33] Koffa [456/548] has come upon canton7 [232/587] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:37:27 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/22/21 09:55:24] Koffa [384/548] has come upon jaxson [286/413] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:00:58 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/22/21 20:29:04] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:37:36 towards level 52.
[09/22/21 21:40:40] ToHellWithGA, jaxson, and Koffa [1346/1635] have team battled hax404, gerry666, and zankore [898/1640] and won! 1 day, 04:06:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/21 04:10:34] aqsd, hax404, and Mlajzuk [266/1367] have team battled Sorin, Koffa, and buzzzzz [938/1621] and lost! 0 days, 08:52:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/21 17:48:13] Yuhno [186/394] has challenged Koffa [60/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:35:06 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[09/25/21 03:23:21] Koffa found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:21 towards level 52.
[09/26/21 04:48:15] Koffa [275/548] has come upon Psilocybe [423/574] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:52:46 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/26/21 21:35:15] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:42 towards level 52.
[09/27/21 07:00:00] Koffa [205/548] has come upon Paperclip [53/622] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:08:23 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/27/21 16:21:45] Koffa [479/548] has come upon Mlajzuk [403/417] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:35:41 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/27/21 20:43:29] Koffa [84/548] has challenged Theleveler [53/480] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/28/21 02:14:33] Visse [12/260] has challenged Koffa [220/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Visse's clock.
[09/28/21 15:22:32] Koffa got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:51 towards level 53.
[10/03/21 10:29:30] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:50:03 towards level 53.
[10/05/21 09:26:31] cremefresh [47/660] has challenged Koffa [189/548] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[10/06/21 04:36:54] el [17/625] has challenged Koffa [223/548] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:58:37 is added to el's clock.
[10/06/21 23:40:45] Koffa [510/548] has challenged buyoq [268/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:24 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/07/21 14:19:11] Koffa got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:15:42 from level 53.
[10/08/21 08:18:00] Quack, bsleep, Koffa, and d4n13L have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/21 15:16:19] io [65/675] has come upon Koffa [46/548] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:02:55 is removed from io's clock.
[10/08/21 15:16:19] io has dealt Koffa a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:11:25 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/09/21 07:20:01] Sergio, Koffa, and thornrag [792/1770] have team battled DownAndUp, scornn, and Algernon [667/1375] and won! 0 days, 10:12:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/21 11:39:13] Koffa got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:33 towards level 53.
[10/10/21 10:23:57] tswsl, M144, and Affliction [518/1598] have team battled pwae, Koffa, and Techman [1741/1885] and lost! 0 days, 09:22:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/21 19:19:06] Koffa [5/548] has come upon heisenbug [598/601] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:17 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/10/21 22:11:38] Koffa [275/549] has challenged clubbprez [155/372] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:27:47 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/11/21 06:37:09] munkis [41/441] has challenged Koffa [385/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to munkis's clock.
[10/11/21 10:04:39] Koffa learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:09:12 towards level 54.
[10/11/21 17:03:35] shikhin [49/517] has challenged Koffa [223/549] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:48:33 is added to shikhin's clock.
[10/11/21 19:14:06] gildarts, Koffa, and HellSpawn [410/1587] have team battled kline, jaxson, and CompanionCube [51/1715] and won! 2 days, 02:14:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/21 05:38:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 1 day, 00:47:51 toward level 54.
[10/12/21 14:04:33] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:24:44 towards level 54.
[10/13/21 08:35:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 0 days, 18:25:40 toward level 54.
[10/14/21 00:57:00] DownAndUp, bg, and Koffa [892/1744] have team battled buZz, Tangles, and tswsl [455/1511] and won! 0 days, 21:42:01 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/21 10:51:11] Koffa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:45 towards level 54.
[10/15/21 01:28:15] zifnab06 [47/363] has challenged Koffa [274/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[10/15/21 18:30:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 2 days, 13:21:01 toward level 54.
[10/15/21 19:21:49] Koffa got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:09:09 from level 54.
[10/16/21 06:24:19] Alarien, pyre, and SCSi [1148/1705] have team battled Theleveler, Koffa, and jaxson [1162/1433] and lost! 0 days, 08:35:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/21 07:31:35] meti [14/728] has come upon Koffa [133/549] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:08:01 is added to meti's clock.
[10/16/21 13:04:27] Faradome, ukleinek, and Koffa [1102/1532] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, tomhek, and zbe [393/1622] and won! 0 days, 03:02:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/21 20:16:46] womblecat [313/478] has challenged Koffa [462/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:01 is added to womblecat's clock.
[10/17/21 01:13:45] Koffa [235/549] has challenged golgy [54/500] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/17/21 17:20:58] HellSpawn [223/561] has challenged Koffa [367/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:34:17 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[10/17/21 21:47:49] Koffa was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:37:32 from level 55.
[10/18/21 06:41:30] Arch, omero, and shikhin [600/1617] have team battled Majak, Koffa, and sheu [773/1938] and lost! 1 day, 01:21:25 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/21 22:26:56] DrinkyBird [426/467] has challenged Koffa [316/549] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:26 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/19/21 04:20:58] cornfeedhobo, KeboDK, and pyre [308/1405] have team battled Koffa, soltys, and Notir [644/1629] and lost! 0 days, 08:56:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/21 16:30:31] Koffa [493/549] has challenged Zaratustra [51/443] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:41:13 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/19/21 21:33:27] Koffa [451/549] has come upon O[_] [327/530] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:30:32 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/20/21 12:34:37] Koffa [241/549] has challenged JeDa [595/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:46:11 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/20/21 19:36:07] adamus1red [445/542] has challenged Koffa [526/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:43:32 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[10/20/21 21:01:25] Koffa was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:43:22 from level 55.
[10/21/21 00:10:30] gegenschein [17/511] has challenged Koffa [498/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to gegenschein's clock.
[10/21/21 04:07:56] Koffa [215/549] has come upon mrmonday [257/533] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:51:56 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/21/21 04:23:18] Koffa [328/549] has come upon zifnab06 [82/400] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:55:33 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/21/21 05:38:18] MetaNova, Tenorman, and Lnk [856/2061] have team battled sky, washclof, and Koffa [985/1785] and lost! 1 day, 00:44:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/21 15:44:39] Koffa [302/549] has come upon cornfeedhobo [50/398] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:21:26 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/22/21 05:33:24] Khorne [791/807] has challenged Koffa [250/549] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[10/22/21 07:43:16] Koffa [526/549] has challenged Lenny_ [47/374] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:04:38 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/23/21 06:21:14] Tenorman, Arch, Koffa, and io have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/21 07:58:44] Koffa was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:48:41 from level 55.
[10/23/21 09:14:27] eising, Susumurata, and Zaratustra [1055/1441] have team battled Quack, Koffa, and Svetland [1597/1746] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/21 18:24:10] Koffa [238/549] has come upon Ancalagon [543/625] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:10:02 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/23/21 18:25:26] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:38:49 towards level 55.
[10/24/21 05:15:55] Kangie [2/4] has challenged Koffa [94/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Kangie's clock.
[10/26/21 18:46:55] Koffa, Algernon, and postikana [975/1463] have team battled eising, QinWentian, and Feoh [688/1271] and won! 0 days, 12:52:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/21 10:44:16] Koffa, ion, and muirrum [458/1447] have team battled wille, coding_monk, and Ankhers [591/1505] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/21 10:56:30] Koffa saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:56:41 from level 55.
[10/29/21 02:44:49] Koffa [437/549] has challenged Acolarh [417/687] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/31/21 00:48:28] Koffa [81/549] has come upon Aksej [226/373] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:23:33 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/01/21 01:35:33] caeli, iiriix, and krin [249/1418] have team battled meti, Koffa, and bobvador [16/1683] and won! 3 days, 08:01:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/21 10:56:41] Koffa [296/549] has come upon ukleinek [151/441] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:26:27 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/03/21 20:09:59] Koffa [52/549] has come upon Paperclip [171/531] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:06:27 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/04/21 00:03:48] GilbertErik [369/567] has come upon Koffa [422/549] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:22:03 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[11/06/21 00:23:20] Xenthys [107/160] has challenged Koffa [307/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[11/06/21 02:25:17] GilbertErik [476/567] has come upon Koffa [462/549] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:42:18 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[11/06/21 04:11:05] talisein, apb, and Koffa [709/1995] have team battled Zeno, V, and tsr [1290/1450] and lost! 0 days, 01:25:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/21 02:30:06] Koffa, sc, and VOID [1023/1684] have team battled Phil, apb, and ion [1408/2146] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/21 13:37:55] Nuae [0/7] has challenged Koffa [422/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Nuae's clock.
[11/09/21 07:26:17] d4n13L [241/416] has come upon Koffa [294/549] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:02:25 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[11/10/21 02:15:55] Yarosh [307/457] has challenged Koffa [231/549] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:25:26 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[11/10/21 22:04:13] StalkR, Sherpard2, and HeavyPodda [536/1864] have team battled Techman, postikana, and Koffa [832/1779] and lost! 2 days, 04:37:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/21 23:48:37] Koffa was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:49:27 from level 56.
[11/12/21 05:10:37] Koffa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:08 towards level 56.
[11/12/21 18:02:03] Koffa [529/549] has come upon Paperclip [194/524] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:49:49 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/13/21 23:35:05] Koffa [507/549] has challenged VonToutCourt [176/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:11:19 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/16/21 03:48:30] Koffa [270/549] has come upon A_Dragon [19/752] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:55:11 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/16/21 14:55:32] Koffa [92/549] has come upon kenyon [320/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:30:40 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/18/21 00:49:36] Koffa [374/549] has challenged vectr0n [341/558] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/18/21 17:50:38] Koffa, csc2ya, and Pinkman [524/1368] have team battled Thorael, lastmikoi, and hax404 [25/1734] and won! 0 days, 01:30:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/21 23:27:59] Koffa fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Koffa's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/21 11:24:45] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:37:01 towards level 57.
[11/23/21 19:08:59] Koffa [133/543] has come upon Susumurata [355/373] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:59:14 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/25/21 17:42:52] Koffa was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:03:43 from level 57.
[11/26/21 14:54:19] apb, Koffa, and talisein [1908/1957] have team battled YeKong, Jens, and MELOONi [593/1594] and won! 1 day, 03:03:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/21 23:35:36] tscherer [47/328] has challenged Koffa [97/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to tscherer's clock.
[11/27/21 18:30:51] Koffa [314/543] has come upon Yarosh [125/462] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:25:17 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/28/21 01:58:49] Koffa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:52:14 towards level 57.
[11/29/21 09:20:16] orb-holder [15/19] has challenged Koffa [504/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:15 is added to orb-holder's clock.
[11/29/21 10:46:16] Koffa [34/543] has come upon Tangles [590/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:37:20 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/30/21 00:49:35] ukleinek, drahthaar, krin, and Koffa have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/21 14:03:16] A_Dragon [86/801] has challenged Koffa [360/543] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:58:12 is added to A_Dragon's clock.
[12/02/21 02:12:01] Koffa [177/543] has come upon pyre [321/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:37:03 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/02/21 13:15:16] megubyte, Koffa, and kiska [473/1809] have team battled elf, YeKong, and anarcat [1434/1957] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/21 00:30:06] Melon [49/533] has come upon Koffa [96/543] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:34:21 is added to Melon's clock.
[12/05/21 13:16:13] eising, mordac, and Koffa [155/1590] have team battled Sorin, TauPan, and Algernon [1670/1780] and lost! 0 days, 06:50:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/21 20:33:16] Koffa [330/543] has challenged Varjatticus [225/397] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:48 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[12/06/21 23:03:07] Koffa [207/543] has come upon cfjk [196/461] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:49:55 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[12/07/21 04:37:13] Koffa [344/550] has challenged Lnk [873/952] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/07/21 22:01:56] Koffa discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:37:31 towards level 58.
[12/08/21 13:41:33] Kronan [379/679] has challenged Koffa [5/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:03:41 is removed from Kronan's clock.
[12/11/21 22:56:49] Ungoliant [354/476] has challenged Koffa [97/550] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:14 is removed from Ungoliant's clock.
[12/12/21 15:05:09] Koffa [384/550] has come upon yNos [232/409] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:46:58 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[12/12/21 21:47:19] Svetland, BastelBot, and Koffa [1087/1790] have team battled HellSpawn, pfoley, and simple [2054/2125] and lost! 1 day, 23:43:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/21 15:06:49] Koffa [395/550] has challenged ion [501/660] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:41:56 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/13/21 23:21:23] MetaNova, Yuhno, and cornfeedhobo [1328/1396] have team battled Lnk, Koffa, and _sh [828/2235] and won! 0 days, 13:41:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/21 04:09:27] Koffa [235/550] has challenged Melon [331/534] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:59:50 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/14/21 13:11:44] Plato, Tenorman, and JamCow [1435/1622] have team battled Koffa, CompanionCube, and The_Decryptor [38/2249] and won! 1 day, 03:12:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/21 12:18:03] EddieT137, csc2ya, and gradator [1107/1630] have team battled Koffa, Thorael, and kiska [2107/2181] and lost! 0 days, 08:18:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/21 08:55:41] Koffa was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:13:05 from level 58.
[12/16/21 21:38:34] Koffa reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Koffa's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/21 09:25:52] Koffa stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:02:00 towards level 58.
[12/20/21 03:04:47] Koffa [192/553] has come upon RanTanRan [120/312] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:57:54 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[12/20/21 15:53:51] Koffa [535/553] has come upon Sokar [169/586] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:14:30 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[12/21/21 03:49:26] Koffa, res0nat0r, and A_Dragon [254/1696] have team battled Ungoliant, Alys, and sam [835/1623] and lost! 0 days, 08:24:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/21 08:45:03] Koffa was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:20:05 towards level 58.
[12/21/21 14:33:50] Koffa [232/553] has come upon tomhek [532/757] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:07:22 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/21/21 18:50:38] EddieT137, tomhek, and chiastre [218/2050] have team battled Sorin, Fehu, and Koffa [718/1808] and lost! 0 days, 06:29:47 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/21 01:06:41] wesley [426/448] has challenged Koffa [436/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to wesley's clock.
[12/25/21 04:06:25] Koffa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:37 towards level 58.
[12/27/21 09:12:02] Koffa bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:12 towards level 58.
[12/28/21 11:15:06] Centrixx, style, and crysis [1329/1771] have team battled Affliction, coding_monk, and Koffa [1555/1571] and lost! 0 days, 11:56:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/21 00:26:23] hdm [210/944] has challenged Koffa [99/553] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:59:09 is removed from hdm's clock.
[12/30/21 11:16:37] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:10:06 towards level 58.
[01/01/22 01:04:14] Koffa was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:30:17 from level 58.
[01/02/22 12:51:55] Koffa left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Koffa's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/05/22 00:51:16] Koffa left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Koffa's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/05/22 04:40:16] Koffa ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:23:13 from level 58.
[01/05/22 22:23:34] Yarosh [189/463] has challenged Koffa [38/517] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:40:25 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[01/06/22 09:50:19] Koffa [87/526] has challenged sid3windr [43/600] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:48:09 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/06/22 11:27:43] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:10:46 towards level 59.
[01/07/22 01:26:09] buyoq, Koffa, zankore, and allo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/22 05:19:44] Koffa [304/526] has come upon JamCow [114/531] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:12:04 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/07/22 07:54:17] Koffa [402/526] has come upon kptr [518/536] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:47:03 is added to Koffa's clock.
[01/08/22 05:34:18] Majak [56/1081] has come upon Koffa [465/526] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:06:09 is added to Majak's clock.
[01/08/22 09:01:09] Koffa found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:33:28 towards level 59.
[01/08/22 14:16:19] Koffa [394/526] has come upon cadfael [313/356] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:26:22 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/08/22 22:03:39] Ralle [182/228] has challenged Koffa [314/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to Ralle's clock.
[01/09/22 11:38:40] Koffa saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:22:10 from level 59.
[01/10/22 23:09:10] buZz, _sh, and EddieT137 [1689/1800] have team battled Koffa, aqsd, and Yarosh [318/1520] and won! 0 days, 10:32:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/22 00:08:34] Koffa [289/526] has come upon simple [227/924] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:06:29 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/11/22 03:20:38] pants, dCLCp, and Koffa [24/1573] have team battled A_Dragon, elf, and strife [931/1906] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/22 08:36:29] yano, average, and yNos [186/1498] have team battled pants, Khorne, and Koffa [1671/1950] and lost! 0 days, 12:23:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/22 09:20:11] Sombra, Koffa, and Tangles [1671/1919] have team battled gegenschein, Majak, and vegadark [847/2421] and won! 0 days, 00:33:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/22 15:01:14] mordac [229/501] has come upon Koffa [251/526] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:07:13 is added to mordac's clock.
[01/12/22 15:51:52] Koffa [380/526] has come upon dCLCp [2/417] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:36:42 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/15/22 21:52:20] ion [388/673] has come upon Koffa [269/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:27:04 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/15/22 22:18:36] kusanagi [217/231] has challenged Koffa [506/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to kusanagi's clock.
[01/18/22 10:15:49] Koffa [493/526] has come upon Aelane [145/533] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:33:59 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/18/22 15:51:46] BUSY [60/440] has challenged Koffa [318/526] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to BUSY's clock.
[01/20/22 00:01:09] Koffa [208/526] has come upon gradator [131/654] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:56:48 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/20/22 14:43:25] style, krin, and Koffa [372/1951] have team battled megubyte, Lord255, and t3chn0 [633/1807] and lost! 0 days, 03:17:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/22 04:39:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Koffa with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 05:45:26 from level 59.
[01/21/22 14:39:43] Koffa [140/526] has challenged Lord255 [227/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:42 is added to Koffa's clock.
[01/21/22 14:55:16] Koffa learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:31 towards level 59.
[01/21/22 18:48:07] Koffa [247/541] has challenged kptr [397/526] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to Koffa's clock.
[01/23/22 11:36:48] Koffa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:20:27 towards level 60.
[01/23/22 12:04:36] jayvee [499/726] has challenged Koffa [259/541] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[01/24/22 12:08:54] VonToutCourt [447/825] has come upon Koffa [32/541] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:41:26 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[01/25/22 02:02:35] DefiantN [249/281] has challenged Koffa [381/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to DefiantN's clock.
[01/26/22 23:13:15] Koffa grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:41:21 towards level 60.
[01/29/22 10:29:46] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:33:35 towards level 60.
[01/29/22 19:00:35] Sokar, Alarien, and Koffa [418/1624] have team battled Tenedos, Khorne, and eising [1422/1890] and lost! 1 day, 13:52:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/22 03:50:24] Platonides, CornFly, and BastelBot [487/1688] have team battled MistahKel, Koffa, and thatmint [572/1741] and lost! 0 days, 15:07:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/22 10:33:37] Koffa, Destruia, and Nysdar [824/1831] have team battled bsleep, cfjk, and MistahKel [204/2067] and won! 1 day, 09:45:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/22 20:41:56] Cirdan [154/924] has come upon Koffa [467/541] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:48:48 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[01/31/22 21:17:25] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:18:31 towards level 60.
[02/01/22 09:08:56] Koffa [520/541] has challenged kzootech [7/211] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:51:48 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[02/03/22 13:30:26] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:46:53 towards level 60.
[02/04/22 03:14:58] Koffa got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:36:36 towards level 60.
[02/04/22 04:55:11] JigmeDatse [12/546] has come upon Koffa [14/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:23:51 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[02/05/22 02:34:24] Zaratustra, meti, and Koffa [1900/2055] have team battled Nysdar, hdm, and scumola [485/2101] and won! 2 days, 23:21:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/22 05:04:44] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:17:30 towards level 60.
[02/05/22 06:59:12] Hirion [20/565] has challenged Koffa [52/541] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to Hirion's clock.
[02/06/22 23:03:26] Aksej, pfoley, and Ankhers [609/1691] have team battled Bahhumbug, Koffa, and dwfreed [954/2115] and lost! 1 day, 17:17:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/22 08:50:58] Koffa stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:15 towards level 60.
[02/12/22 07:52:34] DefiantN [57/317] has challenged Koffa [6/541] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:33:37 is removed from DefiantN's clock.
[02/13/22 13:25:44] Koffa [206/541] has come upon Gorek [598/911] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:24:06 is added to Koffa's clock.
[02/14/22 20:10:20] Russell [158/887] has challenged Koffa [20/541] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:05:45 is removed from Russell's clock.
[02/14/22 23:29:30] Crazycatlady [159/731] has come upon Koffa [535/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:43:42 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/15/22 11:21:10] Koffa [257/603] has challenged JackyB [174/379] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[02/16/22 19:37:08] Koffa learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:41:20 towards level 61.
[02/18/22 15:27:52] jaxson [220/459] has challenged Koffa [188/603] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:47:46 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[02/18/22 21:29:04] Koffa [228/603] has challenged tomhek [640/767] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:12:21 is added to Koffa's clock.
[02/19/22 09:31:17] Koffa [285/603] has challenged washclof [446/867] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:01:10 is added to Koffa's clock.
[02/19/22 16:52:36] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:35:33 towards level 61.
[02/20/22 02:31:15] Koffa [303/603] has come upon dwfreed [564/1055] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:12:49 is added to Koffa's clock.
[02/20/22 09:23:12] laama [39/669] has come upon Koffa [258/603] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:15:44 is added to laama's clock.
[02/21/22 04:53:42] talisein, pitchshifter, and bobvador [946/2165] have team battled Koffa, d4n13L, and tmberg [1517/1757] and lost! 0 days, 07:21:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/22 06:44:28] Tenedos [272/532] has challenged Koffa [446/603] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:52:29 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[02/22/22 07:27:19] Koffa got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:29:39 from level 61.
[02/22/22 22:14:48] Haqur, talisein, and VonToutCourt [1532/2023] have team battled gildarts, Koffa, and Zaratustra [1840/1983] and lost! 2 days, 00:42:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/22 01:09:12] gildarts, adamus1red, VOID, and Koffa have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/22 03:00:26] d4n13L [121/453] has challenged Koffa [454/603] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[02/23/22 17:19:41] Koffa [200/603] has come upon Hirion [55/551] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:51:05 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[02/24/22 04:28:22] Gorek, TimWolla, Koffa, and Silvanus_Betrium have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/22 14:04:36] munkis, cremefresh, and ChowderKeg [370/1985] have team battled Koffa, Aelane, and Forud [301/2148] and won! 0 days, 08:28:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/22 22:47:43] Pinkman [471/487] has come upon Koffa [319/603] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:49:25 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[02/27/22 02:06:38] Koffa [512/603] has challenged CodeGeek [487/887] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:47:36 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[02/27/22 16:46:52] Koffa was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:28:10 from level 61.
[02/27/22 19:09:46] Koffa [264/603] has challenged bookworm [197/664] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:53:13 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[02/28/22 10:24:55] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:23 towards level 61.
[03/01/22 23:31:50] Koffa [538/603] has come upon The_Decryptor [285/937] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:20:16 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/03/22 12:30:28] Koffa got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:03:42 from level 61.
[03/03/22 12:46:04] rawgreaze, Koffa, and Techman [1840/2068] have team battled DrinkyBird, kptr, and bsleep [1277/1966] and won! 0 days, 08:06:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/22 20:56:21] Tangles, washclof, and Carl [7/2284] have team battled Koffa, adamus1red, and pwae [307/1950] and lost! 2 days, 22:37:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/22 09:40:34] Koffa bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:21:17 from level 61.
[03/04/22 12:34:49] Koffa bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:07:24 from level 61.
[03/04/22 17:17:18] opcode, Ferris, and Koffa [1371/1419] have team battled laama, elf, and Sorin [1599/2020] and lost! 0 days, 05:19:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/22 16:37:12] Hirion [17/562] has challenged Koffa [179/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:16 is added to Hirion's clock.
[03/07/22 10:58:39] d4n13L [301/462] has come upon Koffa [442/603] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:27:41 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[03/07/22 20:52:02] Koffa [550/603] has come upon ryp [240/266] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:21:16 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/07/22 22:14:59] Koffa [322/603] has challenged eising [203/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:28:45 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/08/22 15:18:20] Koffa [132/603] has challenged Ralle [316/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:22 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/09/22 21:24:24] Koffa [375/603] has challenged Alarien [287/613] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:05:50 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/10/22 02:02:17] pyre, bananaboat, and spex [1525/1714] have team battled Koffa, washclof, and mordac [716/1963] and won! 1 day, 18:03:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/22 12:22:34] sheu [559/573] has come upon Koffa [605/613] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:52:41 is added to sheu's clock.
[03/10/22 14:44:47] Ancalagon, hugga, and jaxson [502/1513] have team battled Chuck, Neil, and Koffa [28/1607] and won! 0 days, 02:57:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/22 20:37:29] Koffa [480/613] has challenged canton7 [5/673] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/10/22 23:02:53] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:35:16 towards level 62.
[03/11/22 18:30:00] Koffa fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:17:36 from level 62.
[03/12/22 01:49:13] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:25:44 towards level 62.
[03/12/22 04:35:49] DrinkyBird [543/812] has challenged Koffa [264/613] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:15:15 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/12/22 12:40:55] RussellB, sky, and Koffa [135/2082] have team battled allo, laama, and io [1116/2021] and lost! 0 days, 01:51:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/22 15:23:35] Koffa, Syloq, and allo [1118/2177] have team battled mordac, Hirion, and el [1558/1675] and lost! 1 day, 04:59:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/22 05:41:02] bookworm [285/664] has challenged Koffa [296/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:52:19 is added to bookworm's clock.
[03/14/22 01:57:21] RussellB, coding_monk, and DrinkyBird [886/2232] have team battled Bluedog, Asara, and Koffa [1558/2034] and lost! 1 day, 14:26:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/22 04:41:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 24 days, 10:05:21 toward level 62.
[03/14/22 07:03:38] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:11:06 towards level 62.
[03/15/22 03:24:36] Koffa got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:04:40 towards level 62.
[03/15/22 15:01:35] ZOTTA [206/386] has challenged Koffa [55/613] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:43 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[03/15/22 15:01:35] ZOTTA has dealt Koffa a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:45:06 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/16/22 16:32:03] nyuszika7h, valek, and Koffa [1040/1923] have team battled RanTanRan, vegadark, and GyrosGeier [1484/1546] and lost! 0 days, 16:48:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/22 00:57:22] Centrixx [306/667] has come upon Koffa [31/613] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:45:17 is removed from Centrixx's clock.
[03/17/22 21:59:02] Koffa [558/613] has come upon scumola [43/604] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:08:12 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/18/22 10:42:17] Koffa discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:47 towards level 62.
[03/18/22 11:02:09] Koffa stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:25 towards level 62.
[03/19/22 18:11:51] Tenorman [550/930] has challenged Koffa [217/613] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:48:05 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[03/20/22 10:26:18] gegenschein, opcode, and io [762/1694] have team battled Koffa, SCSi, and Techman [544/2073] and won! 0 days, 12:16:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/22 00:19:46] Svetland, Koffa, and bananaboat [282/1984] have team battled gegenschein, kline, and tomhek [1939/1994] and lost! 0 days, 11:00:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/22 04:12:39] Koffa fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:34:15 from level 62.
[03/21/22 11:16:53] ToHellWithGA, Koffa, Cirdan, and Mattusmindus have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/22 01:01:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 2 days, 02:13:23 toward level 62.
[03/22/22 09:01:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 0 days, 05:32:19 toward level 62.
[03/22/22 21:21:19] Koffa [9/619] has challenged bg [298/769] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/24/22 05:34:24] Mattusmindus [778/1188] has come upon Koffa [25/619] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:38:30 is removed from Mattusmindus's clock.
[03/25/22 09:23:47] csc2ya, Feltharell, and Koffa [500/2048] have team battled zbe, StalkR, and Svetland [760/2125] and lost! 2 days, 21:19:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/22 11:11:37] Koffa bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:58:42 from level 63.
[03/27/22 13:04:11] Koffa [309/619] has come upon kptr [96/495] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:49:29 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/28/22 05:57:15] vegadark [873/928] has challenged Koffa [113/619] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:11:09 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[03/28/22 12:56:03] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:58:07 towards level 63.
[03/29/22 09:34:20] Koffa [453/619] has come upon h00k [257/277] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:01:43 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/29/22 10:05:45] Koffa found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:02:57 towards level 63.
[03/30/22 03:06:19] Kritzefitz [30/936] has challenged Koffa [350/619] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:53:06 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[03/31/22 03:34:14] Koffa [371/619] has come upon SirBummelz [477/682] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:59:33 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/31/22 13:13:19] Svetland [438/787] has come upon Koffa [149/619] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:21:50 is removed from Svetland's clock.
[04/01/22 02:24:46] Ankhers, VonToutCourt, and Koffa [575/2091] have team battled shikhin, sheu, and Zaratustra [1933/2035] and lost! 6 days, 04:25:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/22 08:04:03] VonToutCourt, Koffa, and HellSpawn [1326/2134] have team battled HeavyPodda, Bahhumbug, and coding_monk [1449/1889] and lost! 1 day, 08:41:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/22 17:54:24] Koffa [284/619] has come upon Fam0r [271/345] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:32:15 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/02/22 14:39:48] Koffa [609/619] has come upon blabber [503/573] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:23:36 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/03/22 04:14:07] bananaboat, Koffa, and Zaratustra [2107/2127] have team battled cornfeedhobo, Svetland, and nyuszika7h [1535/2130] and won! 0 days, 18:40:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/22 16:48:40] Koffa invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:18:55 towards level 63.
[04/04/22 06:44:42] scumola, spex, and MadMan [1349/1647] have team battled StalkR, Koffa, and CrashOverride [1637/2107] and lost! 2 days, 12:08:19 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/22 14:57:03] Alys [637/642] has come upon Koffa [252/619] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:56:02 is removed from Alys's clock.
[04/06/22 06:45:07] Koffa [291/619] has come upon kenyon [198/842] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:03:20 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/06/22 18:19:04] Koffa was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:39:54 from level 63.
[04/07/22 09:07:18] Koffa saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:47:38 from level 63.
[04/07/22 12:46:06] Nuae, nyuszika7h, and Koffa [335/1830] have team battled Bkid, SirBummelz, and Algernon [1555/1754] and lost! 1 day, 19:13:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/22 13:02:25] caeli [432/895] has come upon Koffa [259/619] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:30:28 is removed from caeli's clock.
[04/09/22 19:16:44] misha [7/476] has challenged Koffa [72/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:31:39 is added to misha's clock.
[04/12/22 03:40:09] Nechayev, TimWolla, and Koffa [1979/1995] have team battled MetaNova, coding_monk, and scumola [1609/1695] and won! 2 days, 00:11:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/22 08:29:46] ephemer0l [205/573] has challenged Koffa [450/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[04/13/22 18:04:32] Koffa [499/619] has come upon idleevil [147/478] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:36:14 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/15/22 08:46:32] Koffa found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:54:06 towards level 63.
[04/15/22 18:20:10] Koffa sharpened the edge of their weapon! Koffa's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/22 18:37:24] Koffa [520/675] has challenged LeD [57/419] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:58:19 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/16/22 22:38:13] Koffa [17/675] has challenged tomhek [433/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:55:22 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/18/22 09:56:03] Koffa got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:35 towards level 63.
[04/18/22 10:43:55] Koffa misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:10:34 from level 63.
[04/18/22 12:46:05] zcy [66/447] has come upon Koffa [448/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:06 is added to zcy's clock.
[04/18/22 21:28:50] VonToutCourt, shikhin, and Ecko [628/1774] have team battled Koffa, zcy, and Hirion [561/1700] and won! 1 day, 01:11:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/22 23:31:29] texke, HellSpawn, and jayvee [284/2171] have team battled omn0mn0m, Koffa, and Lenny_ [689/1470] and lost! 3 days, 16:06:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/22 02:03:35] Koffa lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:02:43 from level 63.
[04/19/22 11:50:32] KeboDK [154/644] has challenged Koffa [49/675] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:37:55 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[04/19/22 21:52:33] Koffa [258/675] has challenged Tabmow [103/513] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:32:42 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/21/22 04:36:25] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:29:42 towards level 63.
[04/21/22 11:22:42] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:04 towards level 63.
[04/21/22 11:45:50] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:18:59 towards level 63.
[04/21/22 23:45:12] Koffa [2/675] has come upon kenyon [747/837] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:15:25 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/22/22 17:08:41] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:45:25 towards level 63.
[04/24/22 10:02:10] Koffa got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:28:28 from level 63.
[04/24/22 11:14:46] Koffa [5/675] has challenged Lenny_ [283/543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:08:08 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/24/22 17:06:04] Koffa, GilbertErik, and buzel [947/2057] have team battled vectr0n, CodeGeek, and allo [934/2227] and won! 1 day, 02:11:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/22 20:55:32] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:18 towards level 63.
[04/25/22 09:31:35] Fam0r [234/550] has challenged Koffa [345/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to Fam0r's clock.
[04/25/22 10:52:32] opcode, ToHellWithGA, and jayvee [1039/2244] have team battled Techman, TheSilentLink, and Koffa [543/2315] and won! 0 days, 11:50:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/22 01:22:42] fstrelok [18/306] has challenged Koffa [265/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to fstrelok's clock.
[04/26/22 05:46:37] Koffa has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:59:24 from level 63.
[04/26/22 23:55:21] Koffa got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:25:39 from level 63.
[04/27/22 17:47:01] caeli, sky, and anarcat [2286/2752] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Koffa, and Centrixx [1316/2464] and won! 0 days, 08:57:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/22 09:26:16] Koffa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:55 towards level 63.
[04/28/22 21:25:45] Koffa [471/675] has challenged damyan [429/556] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/29/22 07:38:32] Koffa [663/675] has challenged Hirion [207/578] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:15:53 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/30/22 20:52:49] Koffa was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:25:25 from level 64.
[05/02/22 04:42:00] hax404 [441/451] has come upon Koffa [445/675] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:15:06 is added to hax404's clock.
[05/02/22 06:53:01] Koffa [412/675] has challenged thatmint [165/474] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:12:07 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[05/02/22 12:29:11] Koffa was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:36:38 from level 64.
[05/03/22 11:52:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 6 days, 13:35:29 toward level 64.
[05/03/22 14:59:35] munkis [144/837] has challenged Koffa [98/675] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:48:35 is removed from munkis's clock.
[05/03/22 19:28:18] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:08:22 towards level 64.
[05/04/22 12:21:35] Theleveler, t3chn0, and Svetland [2216/2403] have team battled Koffa, Togra, and talisein [1810/2142] and won! 1 day, 08:47:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/22 23:30:06] gegenschein [560/826] has come upon Koffa [501/675] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:35:06 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[05/05/22 09:27:37] Koffa [517/675] has come upon vegadark [381/925] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:41:56 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[05/06/22 18:56:20] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:50:06 towards level 64.
[05/06/22 21:34:23] Koffa left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Koffa's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/09/22 00:42:37] Koffa [447/657] has come upon heisenbug [424/563] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:20:42 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[05/09/22 04:55:20] Koffa was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:42:59 from level 64.
[05/09/22 12:03:24] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:59:09 towards level 64.
[05/11/22 00:39:47] Koffa [596/657] has challenged JigmeDatse [169/614] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:31:03 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[05/11/22 11:41:58] BUSY [96/544] has challenged Koffa [621/657] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:31:03 is added to BUSY's clock.
[05/12/22 00:00:55] Koffa [330/657] has come upon Andrio [163/611] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:08:43 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[05/12/22 02:39:42] Centrixx [599/847] has come upon Koffa [304/666] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:28:12 is removed from Centrixx's clock.
[05/12/22 04:45:19] Koffa [26/666] has challenged _sh [252/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:56:51 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/12/22 11:52:24] SirBummelz, Tabmow, and Nechayev [1681/1753] have team battled krin, jayvee, and Koffa [754/2294] and won! 1 day, 04:20:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/22 15:17:40] Koffa [347/666] has come upon Sleepy_boi [378/424] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:53:40 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/16/22 07:05:16] Koffa [27/666] has challenged Paganel [389/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:48 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/16/22 23:42:15] io [135/772] has come upon Koffa [348/666] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:57:00 is added to io's clock.
[05/18/22 08:15:36] yNos [497/553] has challenged Koffa [221/666] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:59:50 is removed from yNos's clock.
[05/18/22 16:57:35] ChowderKeg [4/721] has come upon Koffa [620/666] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:53:54 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[05/20/22 00:19:00] Koffa discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:27 towards level 64.
[05/20/22 08:04:13] Koffa [93/666] has challenged Minus [124/234] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:42:20 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/21/22 11:30:46] Reilly [523/664] has challenged Koffa [302/666] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:31:38 is removed from Reilly's clock.
[05/21/22 22:37:05] Koffa [169/666] has come upon zcy [468/608] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:29:48 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/22/22 06:45:41] Koffa [156/666] has come upon tmberg [69/854] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:01:54 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[05/22/22 16:44:07] Cah [21/33] has challenged Koffa [594/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to Cah's clock.
[05/23/22 17:33:02] Koffa grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:58:22 towards level 65.
[05/26/22 15:31:22] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:20:35 towards level 65.
[05/27/22 12:34:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 11 days, 07:58:11 toward level 65.
[05/28/22 17:27:53] Koffa got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:38:14 from level 65.
[05/29/22 14:07:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 2 days, 01:14:28 toward level 65.
[05/30/22 07:27:54] jayvee, Forud, and Sario [1182/2122] have team battled Koffa, nyuszika7h, and ToHellWithGA [1760/2343] and lost! 0 days, 19:25:14 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/22 08:25:53] Koffa, SCSi, and Gorek [195/2208] have team battled Puff, adamus1red, and Ferris [1374/2193] and lost! 2 days, 19:32:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/22 17:58:24] Koffa [627/666] has challenged postikana [242/442] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:29:02 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/02/22 03:04:33] Koffa [551/666] has challenged Hex [380/574] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:43:11 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/02/22 07:33:32] Koffa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:12:37 towards level 65.
[06/04/22 00:13:10] Chuck [218/657] has challenged Koffa [177/666] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:34:28 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[06/04/22 10:47:48] sky, Cah, and postikana [664/1483] have team battled kptr, Koffa, and xbill [1603/2203] and lost! 0 days, 08:10:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/22 16:20:51] elf [119/610] has challenged Koffa [505/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:09 is added to elf's clock.
[06/06/22 04:18:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Koffa with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 09:43:55 from level 65.
[06/06/22 09:21:00] caeli [806/917] has come upon Koffa [210/666] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:15:40 is removed from caeli's clock.
[06/06/22 14:04:47] Koffa found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:01:17 towards level 65.
[06/07/22 11:12:36] Koffa [445/666] has come upon ryp [681/818] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:07:00 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/08/22 11:43:26] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:51:44 towards level 65.
[06/09/22 14:11:33] Koffa [477/666] has come upon t3chn0 [273/938] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:57:17 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/11/22 23:35:11] d4n13L [181/521] has come upon Koffa [424/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:39:25 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[06/12/22 09:24:13] Koffa, idleevil, and ion [787/1970] have team battled bsleep, jayvee, and Lord255 [1075/2394] and lost! 1 day, 16:17:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/22 05:02:10] Koffa, Cirdan, and bsleep [1783/2422] have team battled Pinkman, sky, and tswsl [156/1963] and won! 2 days, 08:22:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 17:09:52] MELOONi [180/911] has come upon Koffa [25/679] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:03:33 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[06/14/22 06:43:07] vegadark, Fenrik, and d4n13L [572/2350] have team battled xbill, TimeWarp, and Koffa [1548/2073] and lost! 0 days, 07:57:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/22 14:13:24] Theleveler [154/905] has come upon Koffa [54/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:22:49 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[06/15/22 15:12:51] Lnk, ToHellWithGA, and Sario [1735/2232] have team battled crank, Koffa, and zbe [1748/2143] and lost! 1 day, 03:33:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/22 22:29:43] misha [67/496] has challenged Koffa [517/679] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:18:31 is added to misha's clock.
[06/16/22 15:13:21] Koffa [116/679] has come upon Feltharell [685/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:28:12 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/17/22 00:25:33] Koffa [152/679] has come upon Alys [108/674] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:23:23 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/17/22 05:20:38] pwae, Koffa, and Floyd [370/1731] have team battled Abe, VonToutCourt, and JamCow [15/2609] and won! 0 days, 01:47:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/22 22:39:14] Koffa has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:07:21 from level 65.
[06/18/22 12:44:16] heisenbug [260/578] has challenged Koffa [371/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:23:03 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/21/22 06:38:34] Koffa [351/679] has come upon gradator [273/671] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:01:23 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/22/22 06:53:44] Koffa [659/679] has come upon buzel [415/712] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:20:20 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/22/22 08:40:33] Koffa [371/679] has challenged buyoq [858/926] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/23/22 06:30:03] Arch, Crazycatlady, and kenyon [1634/2285] have team battled Koffa, starlink, and golgy [371/2153] and won! 2 days, 00:47:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/22 12:07:34] t3chn0 [414/902] has challenged Koffa [380/679] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:02:17 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[06/24/22 08:17:36] Koffa set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:46:05 from level 66.
[06/25/22 01:07:05] Koffa [93/679] has come upon Gorek [3/982] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:02:50 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/29/22 04:40:18] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:22:26 towards level 66.
[06/29/22 06:45:33] Koffa was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:18:28 from level 66.
[07/01/22 04:59:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 9 days, 01:26:03 toward level 66.
[07/01/22 14:29:53] ukleinek, Forud, and shikhin [1256/2299] have team battled Koffa, thornrag, and SSLbits [491/1854] and won! 0 days, 15:54:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/22 04:01:19] bananaboat [77/837] has come upon Koffa [268/679] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:01:44 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[07/02/22 22:07:47] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:34:53 towards level 66.
[07/04/22 06:03:57] Koffa [621/679] has come upon shikhin [310/834] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:26:51 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/05/22 10:11:45] eroc1990 [556/593] has challenged Koffa [662/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:46:50 is added to eroc1990's clock.
[07/06/22 14:17:35] Koffa [321/679] has challenged sky [598/653] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:47:45 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/07/22 15:58:52] munkis [598/844] has challenged Koffa [6/679] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:22:43 is removed from munkis's clock.
[07/08/22 19:19:00] Koffa [525/679] has come upon buzel [272/701] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:49:23 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/09/22 01:11:41] Koffa was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:56:07 from level 66.
[07/09/22 10:31:40] Koffa [333/679] has challenged ZOTTA [318/675] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:07:06 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/09/22 16:13:45] Koffa [588/679] has come upon tswsl [72/548] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:57:22 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/10/22 20:20:59] nya [59/803] has challenged Koffa [212/679] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to nya's clock.
[07/11/22 01:46:20] Feltharell, scumola, Koffa, and Minus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/13/22 06:43:17] Koffa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:04:37 towards level 66.
[07/14/22 05:59:44] Koffa [567/679] has come upon apb [275/929] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:32:56 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/15/22 20:08:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 2 days, 00:35:42 toward level 66.
[07/15/22 22:55:17] Koffa [204/679] has come upon ZOTTA [571/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:29:25 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/16/22 02:30:24] Koffa ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:29:01 from level 66.
[07/16/22 02:34:52] Koffa [66/679] has come upon ephemer0l [594/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:15:14 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/16/22 02:55:26] Koffa [488/679] has come upon Bluedog [701/982] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:08:16 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/16/22 04:34:00] VonToutCourt [382/1326] has come upon Koffa [24/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:34:09 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[07/17/22 18:28:23] kptr, digitalpunk, and Sherpard2 [551/1513] have team battled sam, Koffa, and Fenrik [332/2282] and won! 0 days, 07:55:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/22 19:48:24] Koffa got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:33:40 from level 66.
[07/18/22 10:54:54] achin, starlink, and A_Dragon [1928/2076] have team battled Tabmow, Koffa, and kptr [1035/1743] and won! 0 days, 03:17:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/22 12:05:13] Cockatrice [459/517] has come upon Koffa [252/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:25:30 is removed from Cockatrice's clock.
[07/18/22 19:23:07] Koffa [316/679] has come upon Misza [911/968] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/18/22 19:44:08] Koffa [331/679] has challenged Andrio [325/600] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/19/22 21:19:32] idleneutral, Koffa, and MadMan [1089/1686] have team battled herald, nyuszika7h, and Cirdan [1320/2333] and lost! 1 day, 23:46:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/22 10:52:41] kinus, megubyte, and Lnk [325/1785] have team battled RussellB, Koffa, and gildarts [1176/2086] and lost! 0 days, 06:12:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/22 11:05:58] jayvee [688/757] has come upon Koffa [451/679] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:12:34 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[07/21/22 16:16:13] Koffa walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:50:39 from level 67.
[07/27/22 12:40:45] V, VOID, and Arch [1320/2023] have team battled Koffa, Lnk, and LeD [944/1913] and won! 2 days, 17:15:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/22 17:25:10] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:38:46 towards level 67.
[07/27/22 20:41:03] CornFly [307/575] has come upon Koffa [44/679] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:04:57 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/28/22 15:07:12] damyan [23/551] has challenged Koffa [646/679] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:16:44 is added to damyan's clock.
[07/29/22 07:11:35] Kritzefitz [288/990] has come upon Koffa [285/679] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:20:27 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[07/30/22 14:30:27] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Koffa with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 23:53:10 from level 67.
[07/31/22 02:19:13] Koffa [314/679] has challenged golgy [285/765] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:22:08 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/31/22 07:42:56] Koffa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:13:45 towards level 67.
[07/31/22 22:17:58] jacob1 [378/968] has challenged Koffa [459/679] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/02/22 06:20:27] nawcom, Koffa, and soltys [1859/2174] have team battled zcy, Sokar, and Affliction [1140/1889] and won! 1 day, 06:30:12 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/22 09:35:38] Koffa [499/679] has come upon vectr0n [105/625] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:21:13 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/04/22 13:41:28] Silvanus_Betrium [244/656] has challenged Koffa [607/679] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:26:01 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[08/05/22 02:39:44] Koffa [99/679] has come upon crank [555/812] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:08:03 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/08/22 00:55:02] AlexS, Koffa, and VOID [1898/2203] have team battled JamCow, "\@_, and gildarts [2471/2520] and lost! 0 days, 23:17:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/22 17:31:58] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:10:07 towards level 67.
[08/11/22 12:20:30] Koffa got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:10:15 from level 67.
[08/11/22 12:55:55] Algernon, pants, and Ecko [1790/2494] have team battled Koffa, Cockatrice, and hdm [1264/2139] and won! 6 days, 02:48:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/22 13:28:59] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:16:26 towards level 67.
[08/12/22 01:05:11] anarcat, launchd, and Koffa [1318/2299] have team battled SirBummelz, bobvador, and hdm [830/2545] and won! 0 days, 02:18:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/22 01:05:35] Koffa [381/679] has come upon washclof [730/962] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:02:56 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/12/22 05:18:59] Koffa [612/679] has challenged bobvador [748/895] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:32:00 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/12/22 14:06:48] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:00:34 towards level 67.
[08/13/22 02:51:00] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:42:19 towards level 67.
[08/13/22 18:26:28] Koffa [604/679] has challenged VOID [74/767] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:27:30 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/14/22 08:04:54] Koffa ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:34:34 from level 67.
[08/15/22 02:30:14] Koffa got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:58:10 towards level 67.
[08/16/22 03:28:39] Koffa [500/679] has come upon ZOTTA [544/711] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:41:38 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/16/22 06:41:54] Covid-19, Koffa, and Psilocybe [1625/2419] have team battled Thorael, Yuhno, and SirBummelz [148/2454] and won! 3 days, 00:19:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/22 06:07:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 2 days, 20:55:16 toward level 67.
[08/17/22 18:50:45] hax404 [151/441] has come upon Koffa [522/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:17:54 is added to hax404's clock.
[08/18/22 13:19:38] crank [543/745] has come upon Koffa [181/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:20:37 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/18/22 15:37:32] Koffa [281/655] has come upon fstrelok [352/367] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:38:00 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/18/22 19:11:03] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:11 towards level 67.
[08/19/22 11:34:45] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:42 towards level 67.
[08/20/22 03:57:38] Koffa [609/655] has challenged CompanionCube [417/845] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:42:48 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/20/22 03:57:38] Koffa has dealt CompanionCube a Critical Strike! 6 days, 21:39:41 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[08/20/22 13:36:57] Koffa ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:28:46 from level 67.
[08/21/22 09:14:43] ion [488/878] has come upon Koffa [267/655] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:39:01 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/21/22 11:03:51] Koffa [161/655] has challenged Wam [345/1029] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:31:47 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/22/22 03:17:28] ahmubashshir, misha, and pants [2023/2065] have team battled rawgreaze, Koffa, and Acolarh [1605/2123] and won! 2 days, 16:56:59 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/22 01:26:37] Koffa, allo, and Tenorman [854/2027] have team battled TimeWarp, Forud, and crank [1976/2402] and lost! 1 day, 02:09:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/22 20:49:21] Koffa lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:29:26 from level 67.
[08/24/22 22:26:32] Koffa [48/655] has come upon Lnk [400/732] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:26:31 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/30/22 12:47:31] zbe, Koffa, and freeboson [1085/2252] have team battled gusto, mordac, and Misza [1242/1664] and lost! 0 days, 21:14:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/22 23:50:50] Koffa fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Koffa's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/01/22 10:59:08] ephemer0l [94/675] has challenged Koffa [14/643] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:01:37 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[09/01/22 19:52:13] Affliction [463/741] has come upon Koffa [638/643] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:54:24 is added to Affliction's clock.
[09/01/22 20:52:50] Koffa was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:25:24 from level 67.
[09/02/22 14:04:51] t3chn0 [48/899] has challenged Koffa [205/643] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:28:51 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[09/03/22 08:08:37] Koffa [115/643] has challenged pants [37/951] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:48:17 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/04/22 00:44:12] Koffa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:48 towards level 67.
[09/04/22 01:46:17] n0ssh [18/277] has challenged Koffa [496/643] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to n0ssh's clock.
[09/04/22 16:17:21] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:21 towards level 67.
[09/04/22 17:53:28] Koffa [214/670] has challenged kenyon [355/950] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/04/22 18:42:14] Koffa [232/670] has come upon V [177/691] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:36:31 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/05/22 03:02:07] Koffa found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:20:34 towards level 68.
[09/06/22 17:24:41] Koffa misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:42:45 from level 68.
[09/10/22 17:54:49] Feras [203/248] has challenged Koffa [105/670] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:42:04 is removed from Feras's clock.
[09/10/22 23:42:39] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:36:56 towards level 68.
[09/11/22 01:42:58] Gorek, Chuck, and ahmubashshir [1991/2255] have team battled pants, Paganel, and Koffa [612/2270] and won! 1 day, 19:34:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/22 14:30:04] zankore [283/779] has come upon Koffa [454/670] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:36:28 is added to zankore's clock.
[09/16/22 22:30:53] Koffa [534/677] has come upon StalkR [401/768] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:00:02 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/17/22 04:57:33] Koffa ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:45:12 from level 68.
[09/17/22 07:07:52] Koffa EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:08:23 from level 68.
[09/17/22 15:20:57] Koffa [209/677] has challenged Malvolio [248/551] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:46:27 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/18/22 02:47:18] RussellB, Koffa, and hdm [1804/2502] have team battled drahthaar, laama, and Ecko [2328/2609] and lost! 3 days, 14:57:26 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/22 04:23:39] blabber [838/841] has challenged Koffa [170/677] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:40:56 is removed from blabber's clock.
[09/19/22 17:31:16] GilbertErik [628/723] has challenged Koffa [70/682] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:38:34 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[09/19/22 23:56:26] Koffa burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Koffa's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/20/22 12:58:34] ChowderKeg [525/789] has come upon Koffa [220/677] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:21:07 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[09/21/22 13:32:33] herald [45/710] has come upon Koffa [21/677] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:29:12 is removed from herald's clock.
[09/22/22 01:15:55] Koffa invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:28:26 towards level 68.
[09/22/22 11:00:16] Koffa left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Koffa's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/22/22 15:46:20] Koffa [477/660] has challenged idlebot [41/1205] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:59:20 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/22/22 20:47:24] BUSY [611/678] has challenged Koffa [212/660] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:24:36 is removed from BUSY's clock.
[09/23/22 22:15:05] pasquale [799/963] has come upon Koffa [625/660] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:56:55 is removed from pasquale's clock.
[09/24/22 02:19:09] Cockatrice [23/740] has come upon Koffa [232/660] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:26:48 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[09/24/22 22:07:14] GilbertErik [161/723] has come upon Koffa [130/660] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:15:20 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[09/25/22 16:01:31] zbe [298/1009] has challenged Koffa [531/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:50:43 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/25/22 20:02:20] CrashOverride [547/772] has challenged Koffa [618/660] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:06:16 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[09/26/22 05:17:36] JamCow, hdm, and Koffa [608/2463] have team battled A_Dragon, Wam, and jjasghar [2025/2779] and lost! 2 days, 10:42:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/22 23:38:31] Minus, Stevland, and ChowderKeg [749/2356] have team battled Koffa, MetaNova, and Alarien [1109/1917] and lost! 1 day, 15:40:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/22 01:15:50] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:09:45 towards level 68.
[09/27/22 01:18:48] Koffa was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:59:54 from level 68.
[09/27/22 02:20:23] Koffa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:28:22 towards level 68.
[09/29/22 06:39:00] Koffa walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:06:56 from level 68.
[10/02/22 17:22:44] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:32:23 towards level 68.
[10/03/22 09:40:39] Lord255 [462/552] has challenged Koffa [595/660] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:54:03 is added to Lord255's clock.
[10/04/22 04:04:06] Koffa was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:13:53 from level 68.
[10/04/22 05:42:41] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:44 towards level 68.
[10/04/22 16:45:37] Koffa burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Koffa's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/07/22 16:03:36] Wolf, Koffa, LeD, and canton7 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/22 18:55:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 2 days, 10:21:01 toward level 68.
[10/09/22 07:06:20] launchd, CrashOverride, and t3chn0 [1657/2321] have team battled ChowderKeg, Koffa, and Alarien [545/2056] and won! 2 days, 03:20:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/22 12:02:15] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:48 towards level 68.
[10/11/22 03:18:32] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:11 towards level 68.
[10/11/22 20:23:54] drahthaar [48/995] has challenged Koffa [14/655] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:47:34 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[10/12/22 08:39:21] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:14 towards level 68.
[10/13/22 16:51:19] Koffa [456/655] has come upon MetaNova [205/646] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:46 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/13/22 19:26:24] Koffa [92/669] has challenged VonToutCourt [247/1361] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/13/22 23:36:20] Koffa learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:04:56 towards level 69.
[10/14/22 06:26:18] Koffa, Alarien, and HellSpawn [1133/2217] have team battled freeboson, Lenny_, and achin [1184/2212] and lost! 2 days, 01:11:04 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/22 09:00:20] nowz [303/320] has challenged Koffa [200/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:52:28 is removed from nowz's clock.
[10/14/22 21:17:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 15 days, 05:51:38 toward level 69.
[10/16/22 00:30:54] jjasghar, buzel, and zankore [818/2363] have team battled Misza, ion, and Koffa [217/2559] and won! 1 day, 04:18:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/22 19:44:03] Drin, Omega, and Kurenai [1833/2323] have team battled GilbertErik, Yarosh, and Koffa [1471/1918] and won! 4 days, 12:18:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/22 19:15:30] rawgreaze, Thorael, and Omega [1019/2484] have team battled Koffa, n0ssh, and sam [530/1814] and won! 1 day, 16:22:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/22 20:29:08] Koffa has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:10:25 from level 69.
[10/19/22 17:29:23] Ferris, caeli, and simple [2510/2702] have team battled el, Koffa, and Alarien [200/1986] and won! 4 days, 20:15:57 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/22 18:04:18] Koffa [602/669] has challenged TheSilentLink [698/702] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:35:46 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/20/22 18:09:22] Koffa [519/669] has challenged el [161/705] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:40:08 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/21/22 07:29:21] Koffa [575/669] has come upon Kachin [739/984] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:34:56 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/21/22 09:12:20] Koffa [478/669] has come upon pfoley [193/702] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:45:05 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/22/22 09:59:39] pyre [774/819] has come upon Koffa [394/669] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:37:59 is removed from pyre's clock.
[10/23/22 08:10:32] Koffa [193/669] has come upon kzootech [256/582] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:20:27 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/24/22 00:27:28] Koffa [124/669] has challenged Crazycatlady [702/723] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:29:37 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/25/22 10:45:07] Koffa, keepermurph, and jaxson [1450/1754] have team battled Drin, yano, and TauPan [1279/2191] and won! 0 days, 20:50:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/22 02:27:48] Koffa [411/669] has challenged pwae [376/746] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:11:21 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/29/22 16:36:05] Koffa [133/669] has come upon Hex [569/630] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:00:06 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/30/22 15:13:02] zbe [911/1030] has challenged Koffa [280/669] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:46:56 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/30/22 21:15:53] binaryhermit [14/567] has challenged Koffa [128/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to binaryhermit's clock.
[10/31/22 01:41:53] launchd [470/601] has challenged Koffa [441/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:44:19 is removed from launchd's clock.
[10/31/22 08:30:15] Koffa got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:27:03 from level 69.
[11/01/22 00:02:48] Koffa walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:54:06 from level 69.
[11/01/22 02:19:31] Drin [345/611] has challenged Koffa [103/669] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:18:08 is removed from Drin's clock.
[11/01/22 03:06:12] Koffa [395/669] has come upon Kronan [145/789] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:06:08 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/02/22 14:01:40] Koffa lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:23:10 from level 69.
[11/02/22 18:27:22] TimWolla, Sario, and signofzeta [874/2559] have team battled Koffa, ion, and ukleinek [2030/2154] and lost! 0 days, 07:55:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/22 23:38:19] Koffa bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:51:57 from level 69.
[11/03/22 14:58:34] style [259/507] has challenged Koffa [479/669] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:37:08 is added to style's clock.
[11/08/22 06:25:38] Koffa [295/669] has challenged Alarien [479/612] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:12:34 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/08/22 23:53:47] RussellB, JamCow, and Kachin [1787/2770] have team battled achin, Koffa, and Affliction [576/2325] and won! 0 days, 00:03:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/22 09:25:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Koffa with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 17:38:07 from level 69.
[11/09/22 19:31:12] Aylat [274/316] has challenged Koffa [4/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:58:27 is removed from Aylat's clock.
[11/11/22 16:43:32] Koffa [287/669] has challenged pyre [814/823] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:01:55 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/11/22 19:21:53] bookworm, Koffa, and pallas [132/1750] have team battled achin, allo, and Kritzefitz [840/2409] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/22 20:44:27] simple [104/1031] has challenged Koffa [592/669] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:01:27 is added to simple's clock.
[11/12/22 07:43:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 25 days, 10:39:52 toward level 69.
[11/13/22 22:25:51] Fehu [390/566] has come upon Koffa [428/669] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:03:04 is added to Fehu's clock.
[11/14/22 10:57:49] Koffa [279/669] has challenged tomhek [429/797] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:18:12 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/15/22 07:38:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 3 days, 05:26:58 toward level 69.
[11/15/22 10:01:36] Koffa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:26:38 towards level 69.
[11/15/22 14:34:08] washclof [253/1061] has challenged Koffa [290/669] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:47:34 is added to washclof's clock.
[11/15/22 22:05:35] Koffa [503/669] has challenged elf [398/729] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:03:07 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/16/22 16:59:36] Koffa [319/669] has come upon Andrio [182/630] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:00:51 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/16/22 19:10:03] Tenedos [37/553] has challenged Koffa [577/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:41 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[11/17/22 16:14:44] Koffa [207/669] has challenged ion [151/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:37:05 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/18/22 18:31:43] V, brycec, and Lord255 [1987/2494] have team battled Koffa, solarsparq, and Dutchgriffon [814/1561] and won! 5 days, 00:26:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/22 05:22:54] Pinkman [63/863] has challenged Koffa [244/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:12 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[11/20/22 06:47:44] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:02 towards level 69.
[11/20/22 18:45:58] Koffa [482/669] has challenged JigmeDatse [41/733] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/21/22 10:34:06] Koffa [152/669] has challenged Beefcan [27/719] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:37:12 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/21/22 12:00:23] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:58:08 towards level 70.
[11/21/22 20:31:48] Koffa, Crazycatlady, and apb [2061/2324] have team battled kzootech, pasquale, and soltys [208/2496] and won! 0 days, 02:48:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/22 20:36:22] Koffa [614/669] has challenged eroc1990 [109/593] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:47:42 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/22/22 06:22:54] vadas [225/284] has challenged Koffa [427/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to vadas's clock.
[11/23/22 05:29:52] Koffa fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:32:07 from level 70.
[11/23/22 13:24:05] adamus1red, Koffa, and dwfreed [2280/2652] have team battled Jens, yNos, and idleevil [1410/2065] and won! 4 days, 18:34:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/22 15:45:52] Forud [847/914] has challenged Koffa [125/669] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:26:30 is removed from Forud's clock.
[11/23/22 18:05:25] ZOTTA [172/746] has come upon Koffa [49/669] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:00:09 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[11/24/22 12:04:08] Koffa [188/669] has come upon Feras [340/367] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:27:42 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/25/22 13:41:47] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:04:28 towards level 70.
[11/27/22 09:59:33] Fenrik, CodeGeek, and enteral [2628/2878] have team battled tmberg, t3chn0, and Koffa [2152/2319] and won! 3 days, 17:55:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/22 11:21:13] Koffa bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:29:09 towards level 70.
[11/29/22 19:13:02] ChowderKeg [503/789] has come upon Koffa [661/669] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:30:30 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[12/02/22 02:32:32] elf [294/745] has challenged Koffa [266/669] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:55:57 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/02/22 03:32:45] Koffa [140/669] has challenged dwfreed [868/1152] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:36:59 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/02/22 11:34:32] Koffa [352/669] has challenged Pricey [213/625] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:45:45 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[12/02/22 19:22:07] Koffa met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:35:30 from level 70.
[12/04/22 06:24:04] Koffa [468/669] has come upon Tabmow [786/840] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:32:25 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/05/22 03:12:49] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:19:07 towards level 70.
[12/05/22 10:27:05] Koffa walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:21:04 from level 70.
[12/05/22 13:48:51] Koffa found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:30:53 towards level 70.
[12/06/22 22:07:05] Koffa left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Koffa's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/07/22 04:39:09] iiriix, csc2ya, and Koffa [952/2224] have team battled Centrixx, pwae, and RussellB [2372/2747] and lost! 2 days, 17:54:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/22 18:03:48] soltys [291/940] has challenged Koffa [323/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:19:03 is added to soltys's clock.
[12/08/22 02:30:30] Koffa got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:25:01 from level 70.
[12/09/22 13:41:14] dwfreed, RussellB, and Kurenai [282/2990] have team battled Koffa, heisenbug, and thornrag [1055/2010] and lost! 1 day, 06:32:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/22 00:17:08] jayvee [240/1069] has challenged Koffa [341/652] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:23:57 is added to jayvee's clock.
[12/13/22 12:51:35] MetaNova [573/727] has come upon Koffa [171/652] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 07:29:59 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[12/14/22 00:40:31] HellSpawn [910/940] has challenged Koffa [204/652] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:13:59 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[12/14/22 14:59:25] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:39 towards level 70.
[12/14/22 22:13:27] Lnk, Koffa, and Bluedog [2322/2469] have team battled Stevland, Ganonk, and ZOTTA [310/2011] and won! 0 days, 19:32:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/22 14:37:35] anarcat, Koffa, and ephemer0l [1698/2578] have team battled Gorek, binaryhermit, and nawcom [203/2121] and won! 1 day, 12:52:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/22 04:41:17] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:21 towards level 70.
[12/16/22 18:26:48] Koffa [210/652] has come upon Misza [134/1052] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:04:59 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[12/20/22 06:18:18] pfoley [448/772] has challenged Koffa [441/652] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:29:55 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[12/20/22 17:23:00] Koffa [14/652] has challenged caeli [822/979] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:50:12 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/22/22 19:33:54] gusto [598/613] has challenged Koffa [613/652] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:02 is added to gusto's clock.
[12/23/22 09:34:22] jaxson, cfjk, Koffa, and rs have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/22 21:12:34] Nuae, Acolarh, and Koffa [2010/2260] have team battled n0ssh, kptr, and SSLbits [270/1649] and won! 0 days, 10:58:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 00:24:43] AlinConstantin, elf, and Psilocybe [2411/2450] have team battled Kurenai, Bluedog, and Koffa [860/2499] and won! 0 days, 05:55:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/22 07:39:39] munkis, talisein, and nawcom [1892/1992] have team battled Koffa, brycec, and StalkR [2290/2765] and lost! 0 days, 14:49:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/22 07:37:09] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:49:24 towards level 71.
[12/27/22 07:57:08] _sh [296/787] has challenged Koffa [2/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:04:08 is removed from _sh's clock.
[12/27/22 14:40:13] Koffa [562/652] has come upon Jens [286/616] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:15:27 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[12/28/22 11:14:57] Omega [326/1032] has challenged Koffa [429/652] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:14:12 is added to Omega's clock.
[12/28/22 21:04:41] Koffa, Zaratustra, and elf [83/2123] have team battled Pricey, _sh, and MadMan [1393/1877] and lost! 1 day, 03:57:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/22 18:10:14] pwae [317/743] has challenged Koffa [282/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:00:57 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/30/22 18:46:07] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:13:02 towards level 71.
[01/01/23 23:41:49] Koffa [631/652] has come upon SSLbits [389/565] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:07:22 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/02/23 02:54:04] nawcom, Kurenai, and Koffa [1776/2101] have team battled Covid-19, crysis, and yano [1139/2756] and won! 1 day, 08:06:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/23 04:02:53] confunctius [459/585] has challenged Koffa [333/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:32:15 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[01/03/23 10:36:08] Koffa [233/652] has challenged Khorne [530/1043] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:46:04 is added to Koffa's clock.
[01/03/23 21:44:35] Koffa got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:25:50 towards level 71.
[01/04/23 02:03:39] JamCow, aqsd, and rawgreaze [277/2766] have team battled thornrag, Silvanus_Betrium, and Koffa [728/2352] and lost! 2 days, 08:17:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/23 18:50:50] buzel, Tenedos, and kptr [1079/1784] have team battled gildarts, Koffa, and bobvador [2316/2495] and lost! 1 day, 18:13:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/23 13:16:34] Koffa, Puff, and anarcat [1468/2655] have team battled herald, spex, and CrashOverride [1246/2575] and won! 2 days, 12:57:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/23 00:14:27] Koffa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:06:47 towards level 71.
[01/06/23 14:20:26] Koffa [110/652] has come upon StalkR [97/887] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:33:52 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/06/23 15:53:49] GilbertErik [300/767] has challenged Koffa [597/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:05 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[01/06/23 16:13:47] Koffa [308/652] has come upon BastelBot [138/752] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:18:27 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/07/23 16:18:55] Koffa EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:06:53 from level 71.
[01/08/23 16:30:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Koffa with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 03:48:11 from level 71.
[01/12/23 04:24:33] Koffa [579/652] has challenged AlexS [267/512] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:32 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/12/23 06:29:25] Koffa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:08:06 towards level 71.
[01/13/23 18:42:49] Koffa, _sh, and aqsd [2239/2246] have team battled jaxson, kinus, and bookworm [283/1711] and won! 0 days, 18:21:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/23 22:33:41] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:51 towards level 71.
[01/14/23 17:19:51] muirrum, idlegood, and Koffa [378/1830] have team battled hugga, BastelBot, and io [232/2567] and won! 0 days, 09:28:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/23 21:39:41] signofzeta [321/1029] has challenged Koffa [181/652] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:57:36 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[01/14/23 23:53:13] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:01 towards level 71.
[01/15/23 02:56:35] Koffa, Fenrik, and muirrum [531/2294] have team battled SirNeo, TheSilentLink, and dyvonna [2051/2214] and lost! 0 days, 05:01:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/23 16:44:02] wille [365/591] has challenged Koffa [179/652] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:37:33 is removed from wille's clock.
[01/16/23 09:07:16] Koffa [366/662] has challenged Acolarh [844/924] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to Koffa's clock.
[01/16/23 22:09:30] Koffa, Affliction, idleneutral, and Ecko have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/23 23:18:09] idleneutral [535/590] has come upon Koffa [554/672] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:20 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[01/18/23 03:43:07] magnor [239/292] has challenged Koffa [659/672] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to magnor's clock.
[01/19/23 16:37:18] Koffa [297/672] has come upon Jens [113/604] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:47:37 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/19/23 19:07:41] Koffa [559/672] has challenged TauPan [573/912] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:05:22 is added to Koffa's clock.
[01/20/23 01:18:51] Koffa was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:54:50 from level 72.
[01/20/23 01:43:12] Koffa [644/672] has come upon Andrio [290/636] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:46:18 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/22/23 03:32:16] Nysdar [431/546] has challenged Koffa [384/672] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:40:32 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[01/22/23 16:57:52] Koffa, Khorne, and Lenny_ [2089/2274] have team battled gradator, hdm, and ChowderKeg [1042/2365] and won! 0 days, 11:37:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/23 19:43:08] Covid-19 [709/919] has challenged Koffa [326/672] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:13:41 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[01/25/23 02:06:48] Koffa walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:09:36 from level 72.
[01/25/23 15:06:55] cornfeedhobo, idleneutral, and ttrs [650/1642] have team battled Koffa, buzel, and canton7 [833/2244] and lost! 0 days, 15:24:36 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/23 16:45:16] Crazycatlady [480/720] has come upon Koffa [648/672] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:24:10 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/26/23 02:26:55] contyk [271/768] has come upon Koffa [320/672] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:13:53 is added to contyk's clock.
[01/26/23 22:16:33] Misza [189/1087] has come upon Koffa [433/672] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:02:35 is added to Misza's clock.
[01/27/23 03:00:42] Koffa [648/672] has challenged simple [519/1040] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:54:55 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/29/23 00:35:37] why-are-you-here, Aksej, and Koffa [993/1974] have team battled HellSpawn, bsleep, and kazo [1475/2265] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/23 19:09:54] bg, Koffa, and Alarien [2225/2419] have team battled nowz, aqsd, and SpaceCowboyNeo [1513/1600] and won! 0 days, 15:10:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/23 15:52:18] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:28:51 towards level 72.
[02/02/23 07:20:39] Koffa [362/672] has challenged Bluedog [430/833] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:09:54 is added to Koffa's clock.
[02/03/23 06:33:35] tsr [150/730] has come upon Koffa [186/672] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:01:02 is added to tsr's clock.
[02/03/23 15:01:41] Koffa [210/672] has come upon gildarts [609/856] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:01:06 is added to Koffa's clock.
[02/03/23 23:42:58] Cirdan, Koffa, and Algernon [50/2476] have team battled misha, brycec, and EddieT137 [4/3128] and won! 2 days, 01:15:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/23 05:31:03] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:30:51 towards level 72.
[02/06/23 18:42:35] Koffa [178/672] has challenged wille [219/659] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:09:17 is added to Koffa's clock.
[02/08/23 14:51:44] wowbagger [169/644] has challenged Koffa [245/672] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:14:53 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[02/09/23 06:55:09] washclof [800/1080] has challenged Koffa [633/672] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:46:44 is removed from washclof's clock.
[02/10/23 06:22:49] Yarosh, Lord255, and heisenbug [1643/2007] have team battled Koffa, blabber, and KindOne [102/2198] and won! 0 days, 10:05:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/23 07:28:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 8 days, 19:22:15 toward level 72.
[02/10/23 21:46:36] Koffa found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:36 towards level 72.
[02/10/23 22:53:01] Koffa grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:32 towards level 72.
[02/11/23 20:41:40] TauPan [460/907] has come upon Koffa [486/672] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:32:34 is added to TauPan's clock.
[02/12/23 18:22:41] Koffa [229/672] has challenged DontEvenPeek [500/507] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:08:44 is added to Koffa's clock.
[02/23/23 19:14:16] Cockatrice, cfjk, and dax [928/1762] have team battled Acolarh, Koffa, and Gangsterish [1256/1973] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/23 23:43:18] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:30:13 towards level 73.
[02/24/23 07:38:32] IRCd, Abe, and Tangles [340/1625] have team battled Koffa, hugga, and SirNeo [1377/2144] and lost! 0 days, 02:03:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/23 21:09:41] Luca [291/486] has challenged Koffa [14/672] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:44:05 is removed from Luca's clock.
[02/24/23 21:09:41] In the fierce battle, Koffa dropped their level 40 shield! Luca picks it up, tossing their old level 0 shield to Koffa.
[02/25/23 19:00:44] CompanionCube [343/686] has come upon Koffa [255/632] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:37:18 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[02/25/23 19:00:44] CompanionCube [530/686] has come upon Koffa [433/632] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:00:35 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[02/25/23 23:39:27] el, muirrum, and Koffa [918/1901] have team battled blabber, cfebsv2, and pants [1901/2479] and lost! 6 days, 08:37:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/26/23 14:17:32] Koffa [15/632] has challenged BastelBot [727/765] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:40:02 is added to Koffa's clock.
[02/26/23 17:18:05] xbill [108/1037] has challenged Koffa [82/632] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:33:54 is removed from xbill's clock.
[02/28/23 05:25:07] Koffa [214/632] has challenged Pricey [315/515] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:34:45 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/02/23 12:16:45] Omega, Przemek, and d4n13L [754/1816] have team battled unicron, Koffa, and thatmint [1031/1822] and lost! 0 days, 01:51:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/23 13:26:36] Paganel, Bolded, and Koffa [750/2603] have team battled laama, Omega, and Stevland [59/2962] and won! 3 days, 04:49:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/23 19:37:21] "\@_ [550/1173] has challenged Koffa [32/632] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:26:29 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[03/03/23 05:37:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 47 days, 02:07:45 toward level 73.
[03/04/23 03:50:39] Koffa [240/632] has come upon Thorael [157/673] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:11:41 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/04/23 23:25:38] "\@_, bfft, and Koffa [508/2242] have team battled Thorael, Nysdar, and rawgreaze [1123/2562] and lost! 0 days, 08:27:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/23 02:28:03] Koffa [160/632] has come upon dyvonna [735/1010] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:09:52 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/05/23 05:35:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 7 days, 06:27:21 toward level 73.
[03/05/23 08:56:45] Koffa [113/632] has come upon kevkev [280/320] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:41:22 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/05/23 13:50:43] Koffa [145/632] has challenged yano [1096/1133] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:36:25 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/06/23 01:47:37] muirrum, vectr0n, and Koffa [802/1838] have team battled tsr, BenDover, and Fenrik [1272/2434] and lost! 0 days, 06:27:33 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/23 01:27:35] adamus1red, anarcat, and Koffa [249/2894] have team battled Techman, Acolarh, and sky [2254/2857] and lost! 2 days, 06:06:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/23 18:56:11] Koffa saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:39:26 from level 73.
[03/08/23 11:27:19] Koffa [125/632] has come upon nowz [266/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:19:48 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/08/23 15:08:25] Koffa was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:17:35 towards level 73.
[03/09/23 12:09:19] Koffa [173/632] has challenged dax [236/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:45:49 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/09/23 16:46:38] Mat [2/48] has challenged Koffa [413/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to Mat's clock.
[03/09/23 19:04:48] Koffa [14/632] has come upon BUSY [354/672] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:56:29 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/10/23 00:11:39] bobvador [935/1059] has challenged Koffa [371/632] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:45:18 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[03/11/23 16:19:30] Koffa [285/632] has challenged GRIZZLYMAN [141/437] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:10:44 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/12/23 21:39:57] unicron [493/658] has challenged Koffa [22/632] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:03:01 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/13/23 07:42:02] Koffa [135/632] has challenged Luca [219/602] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:18:50 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/13/23 12:12:30] Koffa grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:13 towards level 73.
[03/13/23 15:26:39] Koffa grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:49 towards level 73.
[03/14/23 18:49:25] CrashOverride [709/749] has challenged Koffa [400/632] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:15:55 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[03/15/23 03:00:49] Koffa was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:04 from level 73.
[03/15/23 04:40:05] TheSilentLink, damyan, and Koffa [480/2230] have team battled drahthaar, Lnk, and Berserker [1097/2531] and lost! 0 days, 01:31:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/23 14:51:04] Koffa set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:11:10 from level 73.
[03/17/23 08:15:52] Koffa [256/638] has come upon bsleep [1008/1332] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:02:59 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/17/23 16:04:08] GRIZZLYMAN [135/437] has come upon Koffa [624/638] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:21:48 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[03/18/23 16:40:07] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:32 towards level 73.
[03/19/23 03:11:46] Koffa [631/638] has come upon Luca [397/596] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:36:24 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/19/23 03:55:06] Notir [226/1104] has challenged Koffa [627/655] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to Notir's clock.
[03/20/23 10:18:42] Koffa [359/655] has come upon gildarts [889/894] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:40:00 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/20/23 15:18:50] Yarosh [25/531] has challenged Koffa [382/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:06:22 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[03/22/23 13:38:46] Koffa [100/656] has challenged bsleep [548/1332] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/22/23 17:42:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 11 days, 23:21:32 toward level 74.
[03/22/23 23:30:44] Koffa, Aksej, and drahthaar [1438/2891] have team battled krustenkaese, Tenorman, and signofzeta [2220/2254] and lost! 0 days, 21:27:38 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/23 02:50:04] Koffa found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:07:54 towards level 74.
[03/24/23 06:49:23] Koffa [44/656] has come upon SirNeo [13/564] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:44:51 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/24/23 19:42:01] Koffa [590/656] has come upon tmberg [302/714] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:17:50 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/27/23 19:47:06] Koffa [195/693] has come upon Fehu [261/589] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:44:13 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/28/23 01:09:39] Koffa [115/693] has come upon Khorne [1038/1119] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:18:38 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/28/23 14:10:31] Bolded [602/959] has come upon Koffa [170/693] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:36:28 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[03/29/23 00:24:17] Koffa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:50:03 towards level 74.
[03/29/23 00:31:57] LeD, soltys, and Carl [2478/2539] have team battled Koffa, MELOONi, and dwfreed [2114/2814] and won! 0 days, 12:58:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/23 09:51:53] el, Koffa, and Luca [53/1965] have team battled arkie, kinus, and t3chn0 [829/1785] and lost! 0 days, 12:02:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/23 22:50:47] drahthaar [817/1234] has come upon Koffa [449/693] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:33:41 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[04/02/23 03:22:37] elf [726/996] has challenged Koffa [337/693] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:59:17 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/02/23 05:31:10] Koffa [505/693] has come upon soygirl [61/258] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:39:24 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/02/23 07:02:02] Koffa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:36:30 towards level 74.
[04/02/23 13:18:29] Wam [216/1046] has come upon Koffa [668/693] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:22:30 is added to Wam's clock.
[04/02/23 13:18:32] Wam [962/1046] has come upon Koffa [241/693] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:28:58 is removed from Wam's clock.
[04/03/23 04:50:54] HeavyPodda [355/664] has come upon Koffa [558/693] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:34:31 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/03/23 20:19:20] "\@_, noex, and Koffa [1319/2338] have team battled VOID, eroc1990, and dbx12 [956/2135] and won! 0 days, 21:58:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/23 23:24:41] Zaratustra, Koffa, and V [1433/2383] have team battled Queegly, noex, and SSLbits [108/1292] and won! 4 days, 16:06:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/23 03:39:22] hdm, herald, and hax404 [2036/2140] have team battled ZOTTA, Wolf, and Koffa [1559/2333] and won! 0 days, 12:05:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/23 16:33:44] Koffa met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:59:49 from level 74.
[04/07/23 01:34:43] aqsd, Matthew, and Wam [254/2397] have team battled muirrum, Destruia, and Koffa [1741/2044] and lost! 3 days, 01:30:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/23 10:44:18] Koffa [284/693] has come upon yNos [72/658] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:53:31 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/07/23 16:42:54] washclof, Daikojun, and Koffa [68/1804] have team battled Kritzefitz, bg, and Omega [2357/3251] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:45 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/23 06:12:52] Destruia [254/760] has come upon Koffa [71/693] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:00:40 is removed from Destruia's clock.
[04/08/23 08:21:26] Chuck, ToHellWithGA, and Tangles [1590/2606] have team battled Lnk, io, and Koffa [2393/2619] and lost! 1 day, 18:33:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/23 21:57:00] Koffa [366/693] has challenged Lord255 [656/816] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:36:32 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/09/23 07:59:05] Koffa [361/693] has challenged Tabmow [747/843] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:23:58 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/10/23 16:32:17] Koffa discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:09 towards level 74.
[04/10/23 19:57:48] CodeB [58/601] has come upon Koffa [57/693] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:11:15 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[04/11/23 10:49:10] Paganel [225/757] has come upon Koffa [629/693] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:41:35 is added to Paganel's clock.
[04/12/23 11:29:10] Koffa was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:02:51 towards level 74.
[04/12/23 14:15:59] Koffa [241/693] has challenged Asara [782/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:00:53 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/15/23 03:04:56] Koffa [438/693] has come upon Yarosh [48/522] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:38:32 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/15/23 05:37:38] Koffa stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:36:57 towards level 74.
[04/15/23 11:14:46] heisenbug [246/732] has challenged Koffa [351/693] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:02:12 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/16/23 13:45:45] Koffa has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:56:26 from level 74.
[04/17/23 00:35:44] jacob1 [335/1118] has come upon Koffa [90/693] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:56:23 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/17/23 04:40:00] dyvonna [228/1017] has challenged Koffa [487/693] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:24:20 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[04/18/23 23:47:18] Queegly [92/320] has challenged Koffa [470/693] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Queegly's clock.
[04/19/23 12:35:40] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:39 towards level 74.
[04/20/23 12:21:19] Koffa invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:48 towards level 74.
[04/20/23 18:48:09] Tenorman, elf, and Koffa [2021/2529] have team battled canton7, Przemek, and Cirdan [1381/2409] and won! 0 days, 01:03:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/23 23:00:11] Koffa [618/693] has challenged confunctius [331/958] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:22:03 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/21/23 21:32:05] Tenorman [100/799] has challenged Koffa [559/693] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[04/22/23 04:57:12] pyre, ufo-piloot, and krustenkaese [1339/1931] have team battled Koffa, Bluedog, and Togra [144/2228] and won! 0 days, 15:56:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/23 17:17:19] Koffa discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:14:44 towards level 75.
[04/23/23 12:24:58] d4n13L, elf, and Aksej [1423/2636] have team battled tmberg, Koffa, and alephnull [315/1732] and won! 1 day, 20:52:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/23 20:15:15] Koffa [317/693] has challenged Minus [90/891] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:21:37 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/24/23 03:42:49] Koffa grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:34:28 towards level 75.
[04/24/23 15:06:44] exergy, crysis, and Lnk [1193/2211] have team battled Cockatrice, Destruia, and Koffa [324/2364] and won! 0 days, 16:53:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/23 06:58:24] Koffa was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:45:59 from level 75.
[04/26/23 09:16:43] Przemek [121/457] has come upon Koffa [37/693] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:44:14 is removed from Przemek's clock.
[04/26/23 09:38:15] Notir [673/1109] has come upon Koffa [615/693] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:15:53 is removed from Notir's clock.
[04/26/23 20:40:02] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:47:29 towards level 75.
[04/27/23 08:50:41] Koffa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:05:43 towards level 75.
[04/27/23 15:19:00] Koffa [12/693] has come upon TheSilentLink [632/873] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:51:53 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/28/23 03:52:55] Omega, Thorael, and Koffa [1889/2446] have team battled StalkR, HellSpawn, and bananaboat [2498/2858] and lost! 0 days, 04:57:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/23 01:25:48] JigmeDatse [237/784] has come upon Koffa [610/693] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:37:02 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[04/29/23 06:43:09] Faradome [58/597] has challenged Koffa [382/693] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:30:46 is added to Faradome's clock.
[04/30/23 17:25:45] Koffa [527/693] has come upon kzootech [50/487] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:49:36 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[05/02/23 16:12:24] Koffa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:27:22 towards level 75.
[05/04/23 19:15:55] Koffa [326/693] has challenged Finley [503/661] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:53:39 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/05/23 05:18:09] particleflux [446/494] has challenged Koffa [582/693] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:25 is added to particleflux's clock.
[05/05/23 06:15:01] Koffa [427/693] has come upon yNos [273/696] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:09:10 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[05/06/23 09:15:00] Koffa has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:35:03 from level 75.
[05/06/23 10:33:08] Koffa [308/693] has come upon joes [164/301] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:41:13 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[05/09/23 11:16:44] CodeB [88/632] has come upon Koffa [595/693] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:33:21 is added to CodeB's clock.
[05/09/23 11:48:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 8 days, 06:25:54 toward level 75.
[05/09/23 13:40:43] Centrixx [434/1075] has challenged Koffa [103/693] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:18:26 is removed from Centrixx's clock.
[05/10/23 19:55:39] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:33 towards level 75.
[05/11/23 09:59:20] bsleep [514/1313] has challenged Koffa [122/693] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:15:57 is removed from bsleep's clock.
[05/12/23 05:45:40] Koffa [587/693] has challenged CompanionCube [556/641] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:47:22 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[05/13/23 02:59:37] ChowderKeg [369/885] has challenged Koffa [188/693] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:21:34 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[05/14/23 04:44:15] Koffa [237/693] has come upon SirBummelz [399/880] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:33:50 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/14/23 09:58:59] Koffa [489/693] has come upon Ungoliant [741/758] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:07:58 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/14/23 15:29:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 18 days, 06:27:52 toward level 76.
[05/14/23 21:09:57] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:33:59 towards level 76.
[05/16/23 03:27:06] alephnull [394/407] has challenged Koffa [582/693] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to alephnull's clock.
[05/16/23 04:19:50] Koffa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:24:51 towards level 76.
[05/16/23 06:11:15] Koffa was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:36:29 from level 76.
[05/16/23 06:59:04] AlexS, sky, and IFireflyl [74/1944] have team battled alexlehm, Yarosh, and Koffa [1029/1881] and lost! 0 days, 03:47:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/23 09:16:13] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:41:34 towards level 76.
[05/17/23 20:24:31] DontEvenPeek [320/613] has challenged Koffa [508/693] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:00:50 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[05/18/23 07:21:47] TheSilentLink [760/884] has challenged Koffa [450/693] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:20:45 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[05/18/23 12:01:12] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:48:14 towards level 76.
[05/18/23 17:29:20] Bluedog [152/847] has challenged Koffa [267/693] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:56:57 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[05/19/23 00:42:17] Koffa [428/693] has come upon enteral [535/695] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:55:11 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/19/23 03:53:54] Koffa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:50:26 towards level 76.
[05/19/23 14:37:12] mordac [267/664] has come upon Koffa [328/693] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:45:20 is added to mordac's clock.
[05/20/23 03:08:59] eroc1990, jacob1, and Gangsterish [875/2093] have team battled Bolded, JigmeDatse, and Koffa [383/2434] and won! 1 day, 10:00:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/23 21:26:45] Koffa discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:10:00 towards level 76.
[05/22/23 22:52:00] Koffa [303/693] has challenged HellSpawn [537/955] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:52:29 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/23/23 15:06:18] Koffa [93/693] has come upon Carl [520/886] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:32:18 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/23/23 19:57:41] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:52:38 towards level 76.
[05/23/23 22:25:51] KindOne [73/525] has challenged Koffa [89/693] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to KindOne's clock.
[05/24/23 06:48:51] Koffa [149/693] has come upon blabber [293/1122] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:50:01 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/24/23 10:39:57] Koffa ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:49:54 from level 76.
[05/25/23 03:51:08] Koffa learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:29:53 towards level 76.
[05/26/23 00:03:47] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:15:37 towards level 76.
[05/26/23 08:38:09] CodeB [319/646] has come upon Koffa [209/693] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:08:34 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[05/26/23 16:51:16] Koffa was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:31:13 from level 76.
[05/28/23 03:53:47] Koffa invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:48:06 towards level 76.
[05/28/23 17:34:37] Covid-19, Koffa, Silvanus_Betrium, and Tabmow have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/23 00:18:03] Koffa EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:23:33 from level 76.
[05/30/23 06:05:05] Koffa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:07 towards level 76.
[05/30/23 10:42:39] Kurenai [156/913] has come upon Koffa [568/693] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:31 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[05/30/23 14:34:43] Nuae [781/855] has challenged Koffa [20/693] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:48:09 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[05/31/23 00:37:13] Tenorman [470/769] has challenged Koffa [107/693] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:59:21 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[05/31/23 17:34:24] Koffa got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:10:45 from level 76.
[06/01/23 13:56:21] ZOTTA, Chuck, and BenDover [1863/1982] have team battled Koffa, tsr, and Lnk [927/2329] and won! 0 days, 09:51:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/23 13:17:39] arkie, TimWolla, and GRIZZLYMAN [222/2335] have team battled elf, medivh, and Koffa [1519/2126] and lost! 2 days, 06:20:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/23 16:59:01] Pricey, Bolded, and nya [1863/2662] have team battled Wam, Koffa, and Omega [2028/2789] and lost! 2 days, 06:13:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/23 17:52:19] V [727/955] has challenged Koffa [68/693] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:04:26 is removed from V's clock.
[06/04/23 20:03:40] tmberg [856/903] has challenged Koffa [45/693] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:23:41 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[06/05/23 00:42:21] Koffa discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:08 towards level 76.
[06/05/23 06:57:03] Koffa, yano, and Chuck [637/2222] have team battled Feras, pants, and Wam [252/2672] and won! 1 day, 03:18:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/23 06:41:49] Koffa stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:09:25 towards level 76.
[06/06/23 19:11:10] Koffa stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:29 towards level 76.
[06/07/23 04:29:07] freeboson, JigmeDatse, and CodeGeek [2044/2831] have team battled Koffa, Theleveler, and SirBummelz [1671/2450] and won! 8 days, 18:44:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/23 20:01:02] Blohsh [306/435] has challenged Koffa [400/693] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to Blohsh's clock.
[06/07/23 23:08:18] Koffa [501/693] has challenged dax [390/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:47:12 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/09/23 00:56:12] Thorael, cadfael, and Koffa [2019/2305] have team battled canton7, Carl, and Abe [457/2394] and won! 0 days, 06:15:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/23 11:44:19] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:49 towards level 76.
[06/10/23 00:59:02] Koffa [459/693] has challenged style [393/508] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:58:43 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/10/23 16:21:14] boogledoo [20/105] has challenged Koffa [556/693] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to boogledoo's clock.
[06/15/23 09:00:18] Koffa [471/693] has challenged yano [720/825] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:54:16 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/15/23 21:05:07] Koffa burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Koffa's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/16/23 01:56:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 38 days, 02:10:10 toward level 77.
[06/18/23 06:04:22] DrinkyBird [362/1226] has come upon Koffa [162/689] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:24:56 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/19/23 11:13:39] Koffa [571/689] has come upon SirBummelz [74/867] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:18:57 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/20/23 09:39:18] hdm [720/1012] has challenged Koffa [573/689] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:53:02 is removed from hdm's clock.
[06/21/23 05:17:39] GilbertErik, Asara, and Tenedos [1328/2263] have team battled Blohsh, allo, and Koffa [554/1934] and won! 4 days, 17:35:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/23 07:25:00] noex [290/513] has come upon Koffa [571/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:35:19 is added to noex's clock.
[06/21/23 07:25:07] noex [173/513] has come upon Koffa [385/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:26:51 is added to noex's clock.
[06/21/23 07:45:35] Omega [9/1029] has challenged Koffa [329/689] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:24:58 is added to Omega's clock.
[06/22/23 16:47:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 4 days, 05:47:29 toward level 77.
[06/23/23 00:21:41] Koffa discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:08 towards level 77.
[06/23/23 04:01:20] Koffa learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:47 towards level 77.
[06/23/23 16:12:48] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:44 towards level 77.
[06/25/23 10:58:14] Cirdan [219/1042] has come upon Koffa [469/689] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:03:12 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[06/26/23 03:18:44] Koffa reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Koffa's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/23 11:44:44] Koffa [299/689] has challenged JamCow [228/728] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:54:34 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/26/23 11:44:44] In the fierce battle, JamCow dropped their level 42 set of leggings! Koffa picks it up, tossing their old level 34 set of leggings to JamCow.
[06/26/23 15:17:41] Koffa was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:32:01 towards level 78.
[06/27/23 12:24:42] tmberg, Gorek, and Lord255 [859/2703] have team battled el, Koffa, and Forud [2310/2392] and lost! 0 days, 08:08:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/23 21:33:07] fork [46/420] has challenged Koffa [271/697] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to fork's clock.
[07/07/23 09:35:41] Koffa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:39:29 towards level 78.
[07/07/23 11:59:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 28 days, 16:05:09 toward level 78.
[07/08/23 08:32:26] Koffa [258/697] has challenged sam [11/972] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:29:26 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/09/23 01:57:06] Koffa was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:33:12 from level 78.
[07/09/23 08:58:48] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:53:18 towards level 78.
[07/09/23 18:48:42] Koffa bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:11:57 towards level 78.
[07/09/23 21:11:24] Gangsterish [343/478] has challenged Koffa [594/701] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to Gangsterish's clock.
[07/10/23 18:21:59] allo [496/806] has come upon Koffa [618/701] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:39:02 is added to allo's clock.
[07/11/23 02:56:20] Koffa learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:16 towards level 78.
[07/11/23 19:42:20] BastelBot [734/784] has challenged Koffa [427/701] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:28:10 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[07/15/23 01:02:05] Omega [465/1032] has challenged Koffa [554/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:24:12 is added to Omega's clock.
[07/15/23 11:31:43] Lnk, Koffa, and Wolf [554/2343] have team battled kinus, pwae, and Fenrik [268/2777] and won! 1 day, 04:38:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/23 21:52:05] Koffa [613/701] has come upon shikhin [840/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:49:17 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/17/23 17:08:06] CompanionCube, Garg, and zifnab06 [941/1841] have team battled pwae, Koffa, and DrinkyBird [620/2715] and won! 0 days, 14:50:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/23 23:39:07] Koffa [346/701] has come upon Andrio [567/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:31:23 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/20/23 13:47:38] scornn [379/447] has challenged Koffa [296/701] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:53:56 is removed from scornn's clock.
[07/20/23 16:24:28] Koffa [190/701] has challenged Asara [526/919] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:38:25 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/20/23 18:47:28] mordac, Koffa, and canton7 [1291/2211] have team battled t3chn0, idlegood, and jaxson [245/2339] and won! 3 days, 04:51:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/23 22:17:09] GRIZZLYMAN [336/670] has come upon Koffa [665/701] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:40:31 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[07/21/23 17:47:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Koffa with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 22:58:01 from level 79.
[07/25/23 20:16:07] Abe, tass, and Lord255 [1113/1967] have team battled buzel, Koffa, and DrinkyBird [2434/2652] and lost! 0 days, 23:31:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/23 20:48:57] Koffa [482/701] has come upon caeli [488/704] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 04:04:40 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/26/23 21:53:17] mzumquadrat [32/319] has challenged Koffa [371/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to mzumquadrat's clock.
[07/27/23 09:40:16] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:29:01 towards level 79.
[07/28/23 13:12:10] Koffa was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 12:48:17 from level 79.
[07/29/23 22:22:12] Koffa [273/701] has challenged GilbertErik [62/793] in combat and won! 15 days, 17:20:47 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/30/23 00:46:10] elf [458/1037] has come upon Koffa [175/701] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:27:37 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/30/23 02:11:02] Koffa was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:18:41 from level 79.
[07/30/23 15:08:37] blobdog, hax404, and blabber [478/1928] have team battled Covid-19, Koffa, and adamus1red [1492/2577] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/23 01:47:22] realguy [307/418] has come upon Koffa [288/701] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:04:01 is removed from realguy's clock.
[08/02/23 00:50:28] Koffa [61/701] has come upon aqsd [219/766] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:49:04 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/03/23 17:06:04] JamCow, bookworm, and Ecko [1435/2677] have team battled Platonides, Crazycatlady, and Koffa [1590/2383] and lost! 1 day, 16:41:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/23 20:43:23] nathan [31/42] has challenged Koffa [318/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/04/23 00:30:12] Daikojun [288/580] has challenged Koffa [259/701] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:34:48 is removed from Daikojun's clock.
[08/04/23 05:57:19] Koffa [597/701] has come upon tomgus1 [488/575] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 17:48:12 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/04/23 21:40:29] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:41:22 towards level 79.
[08/05/23 09:42:27] Koffa lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:10:15 from level 79.
[08/05/23 12:15:37] bfft, Destruia, and VonToutCourt [1896/3023] have team battled IFireflyl, Koffa, and Fenrik [1030/2458] and won! 0 days, 10:49:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/23 19:19:16] Platonides, ZOTTA, and zifnab06 [2131/2524] have team battled Koffa, allo, and Bolded [2400/2505] and lost! 0 days, 23:06:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/23 21:34:56] V, Sario, and Platonides [1038/2617] have team battled idleevil, Koffa, and dbx12 [1975/2320] and lost! 0 days, 15:19:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/23 06:31:36] h00k [271/523] has challenged Koffa [602/701] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:33:57 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/09/23 18:14:20] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:52:35 towards level 79.
[08/09/23 22:34:48] Koffa [41/701] has come upon shikhin [794/980] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:51:23 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/11/23 19:06:27] Koffa was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 17:48:23 from level 79.
[08/12/23 01:36:10] Koffa [433/701] has challenged GilbertErik [67/799] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:42:31 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/12/23 21:06:20] Nuae, caeli, and Theleveler [1753/2450] have team battled Matthew, tomgus1, and Koffa [1075/1900] and won! 0 days, 00:55:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/23 14:11:07] kzootech [108/645] has come upon Koffa [104/701] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:14:20 is removed from kzootech's clock.
[08/13/23 23:57:36] gusto, Yarosh, and Kritzefitz [1282/2302] have team battled pfoley, Destruia, and Koffa [1550/2225] and lost! 1 day, 14:38:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/23 10:07:09] kptr, gradator, and Koffa [1255/1868] have team battled eising, Wolf, and shikhin [1430/2665] and lost! 2 days, 06:37:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/23 16:09:55] V, Koffa, and gusto [1917/2426] have team battled Nysdar, el, and hdm [2372/2452] and lost! 1 day, 22:19:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/23 13:14:22] caeli [72/704] has come upon Koffa [495/701] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:41:23 is added to caeli's clock.
[08/18/23 18:11:47] Koffa bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:41:32 towards level 79.
[08/18/23 20:51:02] gponUsr [6/25] has challenged Koffa [83/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to gponUsr's clock.
[08/18/23 21:46:12] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:10:48 towards level 79.
[08/19/23 07:16:24] laama [853/944] has challenged Koffa [12/701] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:56:50 is removed from laama's clock.
[08/19/23 12:17:31] Koffa [692/701] has challenged IFireflyl [83/545] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:24:02 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/19/23 13:17:47] ion [577/913] has challenged Koffa [258/701] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:01:26 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/20/23 01:13:02] VonToutCourt [1244/1405] has come upon Koffa [616/701] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:19:11 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[08/22/23 17:35:45] Koffa [548/701] has come upon Gangsterish [143/748] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:50:21 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/25/23 00:49:53] Koffa [337/701] has challenged vegadark [638/764] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:43:52 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/25/23 02:02:38] pants, megubyte, and CodeGeek [2007/3260] have team battled Drin, Koffa, and Aksej [381/2738] and won! 5 days, 19:07:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/23 14:32:56] Koffa [107/701] has come upon tomgus1 [493/575] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:39:10 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/27/23 05:02:46] sky, Koffa, Minus, and tomhek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/28/23 03:12:55] Koffa grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:23:29 towards level 79.
[09/01/23 01:29:13] Koffa got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:13:35 from level 79.
[09/02/23 08:37:07] Koffa, Nuae, rawgreaze, and soltys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/23 08:37:49] soltys [864/1063] has come upon Koffa [174/701] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 18:50:13 is removed from soltys's clock.
[09/02/23 13:39:14] Koffa [588/701] has challenged ion [462/913] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:20:12 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/03/23 02:55:51] Koffa [698/701] has come upon nya [339/1181] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:22:23 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/05/23 01:13:05] Koffa walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:34:13 from level 79.
[09/06/23 01:59:39] Matthew [66/614] has challenged Koffa [363/705] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:26:45 is added to Matthew's clock.
[09/07/23 00:07:06] Koffa [609/705] has challenged Beefcan [293/719] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:49:02 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/07/23 00:07:06] In the fierce battle, Beefcan dropped their level 73 charm! Koffa picks it up, tossing their old level 68 charm to Beefcan.
[09/07/23 16:20:42] blabber, Forud, and Koffa [2365/2891] have team battled anarcat, Nysdar, and shikhin [2232/3009] and won! 0 days, 05:06:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/23 13:33:33] yano [113/920] has challenged Koffa [484/710] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:48:14 is added to yano's clock.
[09/11/23 15:27:01] Koffa [553/710] has come upon blobdog [43/445] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:08:50 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/11/23 16:35:54] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:00:38 towards level 79.
[09/13/23 06:10:47] gideonstar, style, and dbx12 [581/2009] have team battled Gangsterish, Koffa, and Sombra [2673/2798] and lost! 1 day, 13:34:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/23 01:53:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 2 days, 06:59:13 toward level 79.
[09/15/23 07:55:37] Garg [366/503] has challenged Koffa [568/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:45:25 is added to Garg's clock.
[09/15/23 21:49:45] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:43 towards level 79.
[09/16/23 03:29:40] Koffa [527/710] has come upon elegy [42/101] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:02:51 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/17/23 11:19:09] Lenny_ [561/1080] has challenged Koffa [454/710] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:18:34 is removed from Lenny_'s clock.
[09/17/23 12:19:25] Koffa invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:36 towards level 79.
[09/17/23 21:27:02] thatmint, OobSaco, and Garg [396/1409] have team battled Varjatticus, Koffa, and bg [1443/2421] and lost! 0 days, 03:09:14 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/23 21:50:05] JackyB, Daikojun, and Koffa [62/1814] have team battled Drkmirror, dyvonna, and MELOONi [661/2150] and lost! 0 days, 06:44:46 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/23 08:18:08] caeli [287/698] has challenged Koffa [636/710] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:14:38 is added to caeli's clock.
[09/19/23 09:15:00] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:24 towards level 79.
[09/19/23 13:45:16] Koffa [512/937] has challenged AlexS [169/518] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:20:32 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/19/23 14:58:12] Koffa, zifnab06, and gendish [856/2009] have team battled slim, Lenny_, and ZOTTA [1352/3071] and lost! 0 days, 03:09:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/23 12:51:17] yano [492/925] has come upon Koffa [674/937] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:10:00 is added to yano's clock.
[09/21/23 22:32:57] anarcat [176/1258] has challenged Koffa [378/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:47:40 is added to anarcat's clock.
[09/21/23 23:29:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 11 days, 04:41:13 toward level 80.
[09/23/23 07:55:44] elegy [10/250] has come upon Koffa [368/937] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:33:51 is added to elegy's clock.
[09/23/23 08:41:04] \dev\ice [344/819] has challenged Koffa [300/937] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:10:06 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[09/23/23 12:46:10] bananaboat [651/1048] has come upon Koffa [302/937] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:38:37 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/24/23 05:18:21] gegenschein [29/952] has come upon Koffa [688/937] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:51:42 is added to gegenschein's clock.
[09/25/23 12:18:42] hdm [366/1008] has challenged Koffa [490/937] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:17:24 is added to hdm's clock.
[09/25/23 19:50:53] gendish, gegenschein, and tmberg [887/2508] have team battled Wolf, Koffa, and nya [2375/3025] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:20 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/23 02:59:55] buzel, JamCow, and gendish [1920/2267] have team battled hax404, Koffa, and Fenrik [1984/2665] and lost! 0 days, 12:22:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/23 20:31:59] Koffa [96/937] has challenged hdm [731/1008] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:01:43 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/28/23 18:19:46] t3chn0, Koffa, and VonToutCourt [3308/3314] have team battled Algernon, damyan, and Khorne [2409/2949] and won! 1 day, 14:39:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/23 21:20:10] gusto, Lord255, and megubyte [1392/2429] have team battled Koffa, jjasghar, and Asara [2573/2971] and lost! 0 days, 09:26:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/23 15:24:11] Celediel, Koffa, hugga, and ChowderKeg have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/29/23 21:45:32] Koffa saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:19:25 from level 80.
[09/30/23 03:04:14] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:32:53 towards level 80.
[09/30/23 11:16:06] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:20:14 towards level 80.
[10/01/23 12:41:05] Garg, nathan, Koffa, and hax404 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/23 15:34:58] Koffa invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:43:06 towards level 80.
[10/01/23 16:54:26] GRIZZLYMAN [22/706] has come upon Koffa [23/937] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:16:05 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[10/02/23 19:30:21] Koffa was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:07:59 from level 80.
[10/04/23 06:28:23] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:48:37 towards level 80.
[10/05/23 21:10:44] Koffa discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:20:29 towards level 80.
[10/06/23 19:02:26] Koffa [244/937] has come upon tswsl [555/718] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:30:25 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/07/23 10:25:45] Koffa [627/937] has challenged gildarts [689/873] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:19:05 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/07/23 11:26:32] laama, elegy, and Koffa [937/2208] have team battled ahmubashshir, Lilith, and bg [1097/2212] and lost! 0 days, 06:39:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/23 06:30:25] jacob1 [345/904] has challenged Koffa [565/944] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:14:49 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/08/23 12:31:49] Koffa [488/944] has challenged Asara [820/933] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:01:02 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/09/23 15:38:25] Koffa, sky, and Celediel [911/2419] have team battled Dan, Techman, and ChowderKeg [172/2424] and won! 0 days, 01:03:14 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/23 15:51:50] aqsd, Koffa, and gildarts [1572/2602] have team battled OobSaco, Celediel, and Asara [1249/1817] and won! 0 days, 00:11:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/23 04:22:22] Koffa [492/944] has come upon scumola [379/665] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:25:41 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/15/23 20:02:02] Matthew, Bolded, and olsner [562/2530] have team battled Koffa, apb, and KindOne [1354/2700] and lost! 1 day, 06:31:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/23 16:45:42] Koffa [614/944] has come upon particleflux [85/522] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:13:27 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/16/23 19:44:44] KindOne [169/488] has challenged Koffa [931/944] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:48:01 is added to KindOne's clock.
[10/18/23 08:41:42] Koffa was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:30:05 from level 80.
[10/21/23 15:41:01] Visievion [309/313] has challenged Koffa [416/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to Visievion's clock.
[10/22/23 23:03:22] vegadark [293/933] has come upon Koffa [208/944] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 17:52:47 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[10/22/23 23:58:29] dodecahedron [70/425] has challenged Koffa [5/944] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:10:49 is removed from dodecahedron's clock.
[10/23/23 15:27:51] Koffa [41/985] has challenged Tenorman [654/793] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:50:12 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/25/23 09:03:07] Koffa walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:45:41 from level 81.
[10/26/23 05:26:06] tmberg, ahmubashshir, and Minus [1427/2678] have team battled Koffa, alexlehm, and DontEvenPeek [617/2688] and won! 1 day, 06:29:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/23 07:33:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 55 days, 03:09:45 toward level 81.
[10/27/23 17:36:33] tomhek [134/1196] has come upon Koffa [437/985] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:09:41 is added to tomhek's clock.
[10/27/23 20:41:21] SirNeo [868/872] has come upon Koffa [652/985] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:11:02 is removed from SirNeo's clock.
[10/28/23 03:46:02] Koffa, Gorek, and dodecahedron [1990/2418] have team battled sparogy, apb, and Ecko [2399/2937] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/23 09:53:08] sc [450/1090] has come upon Koffa [572/985] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:06:37 is added to sc's clock.
[10/31/23 05:42:28] pvac [152/380] has challenged Koffa [347/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to pvac's clock.
[11/01/23 05:24:15] Koffa was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:23:40 towards level 81.
[11/02/23 02:15:12] noex, Notir, and Koffa [129/2503] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Kachin, and jaxson [2683/2839] and lost! 2 days, 11:02:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/23 07:58:11] Tangles [205/960] has challenged Koffa [596/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:37:59 is added to Tangles's clock.
[11/03/23 12:31:28] Koffa bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:02:12 towards level 81.
[11/03/23 21:07:22] Pinkman [357/894] has challenged Koffa [287/985] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:46:45 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[11/04/23 01:08:35] Koffa [924/985] has challenged thornrag [402/637] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:59:06 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/05/23 01:10:43] Minus, Bluedog, and ZOTTA [1551/2899] have team battled Drkmirror, Koffa, and CodeB [618/2208] and won! 0 days, 10:47:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/23 00:11:45] ledregion, Koffa, and yano [1281/2228] have team battled Sombra, Kurenai, and pwae [318/2984] and won! 0 days, 02:53:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/23 14:34:52] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:23 towards level 81.
[11/08/23 02:33:03] jaxson [361/588] has challenged Koffa [322/985] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:42:54 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[11/08/23 05:04:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 2 days, 12:31:34 toward level 81.
[11/08/23 18:19:51] ter0 [315/540] has challenged Koffa [774/985] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to ter0's clock.
[11/09/23 04:15:33] Koffa spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Koffa's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/11/23 07:51:22] Koffa [553/976] has come upon ledregion [32/385] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:41:18 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/11/23 09:09:24] canton7, alexlehm, and Koffa [1303/2688] have team battled zbe, cornfeedhobo, and alephnull [1900/2742] and lost! 0 days, 20:46:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/23 10:14:40] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:45 towards level 81.
[11/11/23 20:05:38] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:49 towards level 81.
[11/12/23 03:56:36] elf [462/1017] has challenged Koffa [41/976] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:12:44 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/12/23 06:27:37] Koffa was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:33:55 towards level 81.
[11/12/23 16:31:13] Koffa got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:24:12 from level 81.
[11/13/23 10:33:56] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:07:20 towards level 81.
[11/13/23 17:03:02] Koffa, laama, and jaxson [1022/2472] have team battled gildarts, scornn, and insidesources [957/1778] and won! 1 day, 15:21:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/23 00:09:27] JamCow, pvac, and Susumurata [2019/2166] have team battled Koffa, Techman, and DontEvenPeek [2824/2883] and lost! 0 days, 07:02:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/23 10:15:25] pyre [6/757] has challenged Koffa [770/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:30:33 is added to pyre's clock.
[11/15/23 15:50:27] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:33 towards level 81.
[11/15/23 17:51:11] Koffa [518/976] has come upon nya [116/1079] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:06:55 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/16/23 11:31:51] Thorael, Aksej, Koffa, and Chuck have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/16/23 23:26:38] Koffa [319/976] has challenged elegy [32/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:23 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/17/23 07:28:08] Koffa was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:03:28 from level 81.
[11/18/23 03:44:36] Koffa got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:28 towards level 81.
[11/18/23 05:30:29] Koffa [921/976] has challenged Sombra [390/1171] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/19/23 04:47:46] Koffa got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:38:04 from level 82.
[11/19/23 15:33:04] Koffa bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:56:17 from level 82.
[11/19/23 22:29:30] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:06:49 towards level 82.
[11/20/23 11:25:45] Koffa learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:09:00 towards level 82.
[11/20/23 14:47:29] Koffa [253/976] has challenged insidesources [348/475] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:29:03 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/21/23 00:57:07] talisein, scornn, and hdm [428/2219] have team battled BenDover, Koffa, and KM1604 [854/1671] and lost! 1 day, 16:45:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/23 07:16:27] Koffa died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:51:52 from level 82.
[11/24/23 19:11:37] Koffa [140/976] has challenged tswsl [452/655] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:38:42 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/24/23 21:29:03] scornn [216/531] has come upon Koffa [779/976] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:52:07 is added to scornn's clock.
[11/25/23 14:02:51] nickware [115/185] has challenged Koffa [154/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to nickware's clock.
[11/25/23 16:16:39] Koffa [200/976] has challenged jaxson [476/588] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:02:33 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/26/23 11:54:54] wowbagger, pwae, and Koffa [2265/2570] have team battled jjasghar, blabber, and Techman [507/3342] and won! 6 days, 11:04:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/23 08:34:48] Koffa invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:00:36 towards level 82.
[11/27/23 10:27:12] tass [689/690] has challenged Koffa [86/976] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:30:46 is removed from tass's clock.
[11/27/23 15:17:45] Koffa [470/983] has come upon wowbagger [556/773] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:06:35 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/27/23 17:46:16] sam [236/1012] has come upon Koffa [127/983] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:32:18 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/28/23 22:39:15] Koffa [107/983] has challenged el [786/847] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:58:25 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/29/23 03:33:47] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:01:01 towards level 82.
[11/29/23 14:21:32] Koffa discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:49:07 towards level 82.
[11/29/23 14:55:01] Koffa bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:18:36 towards level 82.
[11/30/23 00:03:49] Nuae [313/898] has come upon Koffa [104/983] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:21:45 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[11/30/23 06:02:42] Koffa [57/983] has come upon ColonelPanic001 [96/481] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:52:45 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/01/23 04:00:33] Koffa ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:04:21 from level 82.
[12/02/23 23:34:06] ToHellWithGA, vegadark, and Koffa [264/3166] have team battled sam, Celediel, and elf [1061/2616] and lost! 5 days, 15:01:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/23 01:34:08] bsleep, Koffa, boscage, and Khorne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/23 07:17:17] Koffa [72/983] has come upon ahmubashshir [209/577] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:32:37 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/09/23 16:31:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 41 days, 08:36:56 toward level 82.
[12/10/23 05:49:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Koffa with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 08:34:21 from level 82.
[12/10/23 18:32:47] Melon, Daikojun, and kptr [187/2129] have team battled idlegood, Silvanus_Betrium, and Koffa [2149/2824] and lost! 0 days, 02:12:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/23 07:54:29] Koffa [72/988] has challenged blabber [657/1197] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:42:21 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/11/23 11:46:40] Sombra, ukleinek, and Koffa [1935/3165] have team battled KindOne, pwae, and Lenny_ [2128/2353] and lost! 5 days, 11:03:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/23 01:59:12] slim, eising, and CornFly [1473/2805] have team battled Lenny_, Koffa, and Crazycatlady [1769/3184] and lost! 0 days, 09:22:38 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/23 04:54:04] Nysdar, ColonelPanic001, and Koffa [289/2728] have team battled CompanionCube, KindOne, and zifnab06 [623/1692] and lost! 0 days, 17:13:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/23 06:39:42] Koffa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:31:29 towards level 82.
[12/12/23 18:29:35] Koffa [552/988] has come upon adamus1red [62/969] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:47:00 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[12/12/23 22:04:35] kenyon [593/1212] has challenged Koffa [288/988] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:52:49 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/14/23 04:43:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 17 days, 05:55:48 toward level 82.
[12/15/23 04:55:03] CompanionCube [528/565] has come upon Koffa [353/988] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:04:33 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[12/16/23 13:22:50] \dev\ice, Celediel, and noex [1251/1978] have team battled Koffa, damyan, and BastelBot [801/2565] and won! 2 days, 08:31:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/23 20:30:22] Koffa grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:24 towards level 82.
[12/18/23 11:37:34] Koffa [31/995] has challenged drahthaar [131/917] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:55:47 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/20/23 10:36:51] Koffa sharpened the edge of their weapon! Koffa's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/23 13:02:27] Koffa [360/1011] has come upon cfjk [735/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:44 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/20/23 21:49:41] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:49 towards level 82.
[12/21/23 05:05:10] Koffa [937/1011] has challenged JackyB [302/843] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:01:07 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[12/21/23 15:05:33] Koffa [690/1011] has come upon kptr [7/599] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 05:04:06 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[12/22/23 06:01:02] Koffa [356/1011] has come upon kinus [244/698] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:53:47 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[12/22/23 11:56:29] jacquesssss [322/421] has come upon Koffa [400/1011] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:11:52 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[12/22/23 15:14:29] Koffa [167/1011] has come upon StalkR [693/1006] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:06:18 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/23/23 01:03:55] ukleinek, zifnab06, Koffa, and Cockatrice have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/23 16:52:24] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:28:43 towards level 83.
[12/25/23 17:30:13] elegy [28/442] has challenged Koffa [750/1011] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:43:18 is added to elegy's clock.
[12/27/23 11:45:38] Koffa [808/1011] has challenged Carl [821/879] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:19:58 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/29/23 13:20:01] Koffa [903/1011] has come upon t3chn0 [4/1035] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:59:37 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[12/30/23 05:39:04] Koffa found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:28:59 towards level 83.
[12/31/23 20:44:35] spex [627/1140] has challenged Koffa [109/1011] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:28:24 is removed from spex's clock.
[12/31/23 20:44:35] spex has dealt Koffa a Critical Strike! 2 days, 07:35:47 is added to Koffa's clock.
[01/02/24 01:27:29] Ecko [843/955] has challenged Koffa [869/1011] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:44 is added to Ecko's clock.
[01/02/24 03:28:14] dyvonna, Koffa, gusto, and wowbagger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/03/24 17:10:06] heisenbug, Aksej, and caeli [4/2719] have team battled Koffa, GRIZZLYMAN, and Thorael [754/2383] and lost! 1 day, 02:22:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/24 16:18:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 0 days, 15:20:22 toward level 83.
[01/05/24 17:50:39] BenDover [478/504] has challenged Koffa [674/1011] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:09:00 is added to BenDover's clock.
[01/06/24 19:27:55] yang [394/419] has come upon Koffa [322/1011] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:06:22 is removed from yang's clock.
[01/07/24 09:00:15] Koffa [567/1011] has challenged sc [56/1195] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:38:09 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/07/24 13:43:24] A_Dragon [579/1187] has come upon Koffa [552/1011] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:40:46 is removed from A_Dragon's clock.
[01/07/24 17:07:51] Koffa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:30 towards level 83.
[01/09/24 16:27:17] Koffa [888/1011] has come upon Asara [797/888] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:57:24 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/10/24 03:23:46] dodecahedron, gildarts, and zifnab06 [996/2000] have team battled Koffa, GilbertErik, and Neil [307/2586] and won! 0 days, 21:58:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/24 07:04:03] Wolf [622/922] has challenged Koffa [546/1011] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[01/10/24 07:04:03] In the fierce battle, Koffa dropped their level 71 ring! Wolf picks it up, tossing their old level 61 ring to Koffa.
[01/10/24 15:11:45] Koffa learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:34 towards level 83.
[01/11/24 23:02:39] Koffa [875/1001] has challenged dosmaen [89/92] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:37:32 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/12/24 08:48:48] Koffa ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:13:05 from level 84.
[01/13/24 08:45:12] Sombra, JackyB, and Koffa [1773/3055] have team battled saynevermore, Notir, and Tabmow [193/2392] and won! 0 days, 07:09:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/24 17:52:01] Koffa [117/1001] has come upon Thorael [136/658] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 21:18:26 is added to Koffa's clock.
[01/13/24 21:14:52] TimeWarp [710/807] has challenged Koffa [733/1001] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:48:01 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[01/14/24 01:25:29] Koffa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:08:10 towards level 84.
[01/14/24 04:44:21] Paganel [737/787] has challenged Koffa [688/1001] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:44:35 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[01/14/24 07:45:02] Koffa [364/1001] has challenged munkis [254/830] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:12:07 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/15/24 02:00:55] Koffa [840/1001] has come upon Cockroach [466/652] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:25:39 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/15/24 22:54:26] BastelBot [662/864] has challenged Koffa [990/1001] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:05:52 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[01/16/24 15:58:34] Koffa [191/1001] has challenged bfft [533/944] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:19:00 is added to Koffa's clock.
[01/16/24 17:50:50] el, MadMan, and Koffa [858/2423] have team battled Lilith, DrinkyBird, and idlegood [968/2558] and lost! 6 days, 19:00:36 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/24 21:57:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Koffa with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 11:55:20 from level 84.
[01/18/24 03:08:29] freeboson [113/1037] has come upon Koffa [136/1001] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 01:37:25 is added to freeboson's clock.
[01/20/24 15:23:25] Koffa left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Koffa's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/20/24 20:49:43] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:27:23 towards level 84.
[01/21/24 02:23:04] PanamaCity3003 [105/303] has challenged Koffa [627/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to PanamaCity3003's clock.
[01/21/24 22:30:18] gendish [242/391] has challenged Koffa [913/983] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:38:38 is added to gendish's clock.
[01/21/24 22:46:43] Koffa set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:20:23 from level 84.
[01/22/24 12:16:34] alexlehm, Koffa, and bananaboat [58/2947] have team battled Tangles, Lord255, and gendish [68/2021] and lost! 1 day, 10:34:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/24 03:35:34] Koffa [1/983] has come upon gideonstar [718/846] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:31:13 is added to Koffa's clock.
[01/24/24 11:13:05] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:18:57 towards level 84.
[01/25/24 06:49:53] JackyB [562/765] has challenged Koffa [726/991] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:42:00 is added to JackyB's clock.
[01/26/24 08:36:59] Koffa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:15:28 towards level 84.
[01/26/24 18:10:18] Koffa [843/991] has come upon "\@_ [993/1258] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:32:45 is added to Koffa's clock.
[01/27/24 23:34:33] Koffa stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:32:26 towards level 84.
[01/28/24 10:09:02] Koffa [10/991] has challenged Xenthys [471/896] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:06:42 is added to Koffa's clock.
[01/28/24 21:32:50] bt, ChowderKeg, and tomhek [425/2353] have team battled Techman, washclof, and Koffa [2903/3141] and lost! 0 days, 04:28:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/24 13:15:55] gendish [47/429] has challenged Koffa [703/991] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:13:13 is added to gendish's clock.
[01/30/24 13:33:27] Cockatrice, StalkR, and HeavyPodda [1027/2877] have team battled Koffa, eising, and Soulwhisper [1173/2062] and lost! 4 days, 15:40:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/24 07:48:37] Koffa was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:56:52 from level 84.
[01/31/24 09:54:56] idleevil, Celediel, and Forud [1081/2573] have team battled Koffa, Nysdar, and buzel [861/2976] and won! 2 days, 07:00:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/24 03:05:45] Koffa [95/991] has come upon Misza [220/1064] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:48:04 is added to Koffa's clock.
[02/03/24 11:18:26] soltys [1060/1079] has come upon Koffa [46/991] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:55:20 is removed from soltys's clock.
[02/03/24 12:14:00] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:13:15 towards level 84.
[02/04/24 00:50:09] Koffa [155/991] has challenged DividedByZero [429/529] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:14:22 is added to Koffa's clock.
[02/04/24 06:51:38] ahmubashshir [610/624] has challenged Koffa [590/991] in combat and won! 11 days, 12:13:23 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[02/05/24 10:59:36] Koffa was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:19:26 from level 84.
[02/06/24 05:24:52] Koffa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:47:01 towards level 84.
[02/06/24 07:41:02] DrinkyBird, CodeGeek, and Soulwhisper [1307/2783] have team battled gendish, h00k, and Koffa [783/1978] and won! 0 days, 04:52:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/24 10:10:10] Koffa [343/991] has challenged Khorne [787/999] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:42:57 is added to Koffa's clock.
[02/10/24 03:30:31] washclof [831/1098] has come upon Koffa [818/991] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 06:45:48 is removed from washclof's clock.
[02/11/24 06:40:50] pyre, V, and laama [1582/3222] have team battled Zed_Spiker, Koffa, and gusto [2495/2936] and lost! 6 days, 08:22:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/24 02:47:15] DontEvenPeek, kzootech, and Koffa [220/2585] have team battled Platonides, Misza, and Pinkman [426/2690] and lost! 1 day, 09:51:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/24 08:31:35] Malvolio [271/580] has come upon Koffa [471/991] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:46:21 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/12/24 09:51:12] PanamaCity3003 [151/345] has come upon Koffa [678/991] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:33:14 is added to PanamaCity3003's clock.
[02/15/24 22:15:48] Koffa learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:29:03 towards level 84.
[02/16/24 00:59:48] idlegood [31/495] has come upon Koffa [770/991] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:47:10 is added to idlegood's clock.
[02/16/24 02:53:33] Chuck [495/677] has come upon Koffa [809/991] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:50:10 is added to Chuck's clock.
[02/16/24 07:12:20] Koffa got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:32:19 from level 84.
[02/16/24 23:08:14] Koffa [250/991] has challenged yano [784/930] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:38:27 is added to Koffa's clock.
[02/17/24 02:46:23] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:37:14 towards level 84.
[02/17/24 18:51:17] Koffa, "\@_, and idleneutral [1028/2550] have team battled ColonelPanic001, Xenthys, and jayvee [1975/2407] and lost! 5 days, 01:51:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/24 02:15:47] spex, nathan, and Aksej [2470/3164] have team battled Lnk, idlegood, and Koffa [1826/2320] and won! 0 days, 00:14:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/24 12:28:20] Lilith [246/927] has come upon Koffa [416/991] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:56:31 is added to Lilith's clock.
[02/19/24 01:51:07] Koffa [594/991] has come upon buzel [629/851] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:04:31 is added to Koffa's clock.
[02/20/24 13:24:08] Jens, simple, and Koffa [214/3271] have team battled pfoley, ColonelPanic001, and style [2123/2531] and lost! 6 days, 21:23:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/24 20:28:22] Koffa [438/991] has challenged Blohsh [51/554] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:19:19 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[02/21/24 20:23:58] Khorne [116/999] has come upon Koffa [368/991] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:10:10 is added to Khorne's clock.
[02/22/24 06:27:45] Koffa got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:23:16 from level 84.
[02/23/24 03:21:32] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:34:52 towards level 84.
[02/23/24 04:30:04] chadgpt [34/356] has come upon Koffa [176/991] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:42:16 is added to chadgpt's clock.
[02/24/24 23:31:13] Koffa got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:01:53 from level 84.
[02/25/24 05:47:58] Koffa [987/991] has come upon Aksej [235/1110] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 23:01:48 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[02/25/24 05:48:55] Koffa [241/991] has come upon Aksej [935/1110] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:21:52 is added to Koffa's clock.
[02/26/24 23:30:35] Koffa got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:09:10 towards level 84.
[02/27/24 01:04:09] Koffa [811/991] has come upon HollowWasp [454/568] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:47:06 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[02/28/24 18:46:39] Koffa [896/991] has come upon Neil [749/810] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:36:27 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[02/29/24 06:03:58] vegadark, _sh, and gildarts [1341/2823] have team battled freeboson, Koffa, and pyre [1973/3025] and lost! 1 day, 04:54:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/29/24 10:48:47] Koffa [831/991] has challenged DojShadow [75/326] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:01:57 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/01/24 16:31:53] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:10:33 towards level 84.
[03/04/24 00:35:52] abarat [294/327] has challenged Koffa [103/991] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:00:37 is removed from abarat's clock.
[03/04/24 02:07:57] Koffa [787/991] has come upon HollowWasp [435/595] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:11:08 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/07/24 21:24:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 14 days, 11:26:54 toward level 84.
[03/08/24 21:12:51] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:12:59 towards level 84.
[03/08/24 21:42:38] Koffa, cfjk, and soltys [1293/2911] have team battled kenyon, RussellB, and yano [270/2956] and won! 2 days, 00:53:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/24 00:51:00] Koffa [659/991] has come upon Fyrgor [255/610] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:00:53 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/09/24 03:52:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 4 days, 20:42:37 toward level 84.
[03/09/24 07:57:46] hax404, Jens, and Cockatrice [1402/2486] have team battled Aksej, Koffa, and soltys [2041/3174] and lost! 0 days, 22:31:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/24 15:17:02] Koffa broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:15:49 from level 84.
[03/11/24 03:55:03] VonToutCourt [1017/1395] has come upon Koffa [667/991] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:14:32 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[03/11/24 06:48:36] Koffa [1/991] has challenged BlueJay [64/897] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:18:20 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/12/24 11:05:48] Koffa [764/991] has challenged nathan [904/914] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:11:27 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/13/24 10:03:45] Koffa [770/991] has come upon dbx12 [1115/1139] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:50:42 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/15/24 18:21:53] Koffa stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 00:49:48 towards level 85.
[03/16/24 02:28:20] kevkev, SSLbits, and aqsd [1891/2206] have team battled freeboson, CompanionCube, and Koffa [247/2739] and won! 1 day, 12:44:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/24 11:17:35] Koffa fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 23:18:04 from level 85.
[03/16/24 13:33:15] Koffa [410/991] has challenged gendish [405/422] in combat and won! 13 days, 01:37:33 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/17/24 01:28:49] Koffa [88/991] has come upon brycec [30/1195] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 12:31:17 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/17/24 06:48:42] tscherer [293/465] has challenged Koffa [297/991] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:29:54 is added to tscherer's clock.
[03/17/24 10:19:41] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:53:42 towards level 85.
[03/17/24 10:48:32] HollowWasp, Wam, and zbe [1279/3147] have team battled Shinzon, Crazycatlady, and Koffa [2445/2956] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/24 00:04:01] Paganel [626/762] has challenged Koffa [487/991] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:05:23 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[03/18/24 17:09:54] d4n13L [646/651] has come upon Koffa [317/991] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 08:54:53 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[03/19/24 04:13:12] jacob1 [333/884] has come upon Koffa [814/991] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:04:57 is added to jacob1's clock.
[03/19/24 08:57:45] "\@_, io, and Koffa [2059/3188] have team battled HeavyPodda, csc2ya, and Tangles [1799/2810] and won! 7 days, 03:20:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/24 16:38:01] Koffa invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:18:08 towards level 85.
[03/20/24 02:43:44] GilbertErik, Wolf, and fstrelok [2178/2645] have team battled IFireflyl, noex, and Koffa [856/2297] and won! 3 days, 10:11:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/24 12:10:17] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:15:06 towards level 85.
[03/22/24 06:13:25] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:03:29 towards level 85.
[03/22/24 11:39:35] Koffa [862/991] has challenged Fischmiep [388/416] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:34:33 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/22/24 17:45:04] Koffa [643/991] has challenged catte [48/414] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:33 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/23/24 22:47:57] \dev\ice [617/938] has come upon Koffa [781/991] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:20:01 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[03/25/24 19:29:50] Koffa learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:30:36 towards level 85.
[03/26/24 12:14:54] Koffa [604/991] has come upon tscherer [324/465] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:06:31 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[03/30/24 11:12:40] Koffa fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Koffa's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/31/24 03:23:36] tsr [228/1014] has challenged Koffa [533/979] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:13:26 is added to tsr's clock.
[04/01/24 01:31:08] CaptainS122 [285/571] has come upon Koffa [604/979] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:31:55 is added to CaptainS122's clock.
[04/02/24 21:51:58] Koffa [92/979] has come upon pfoley [102/1133] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:03:46 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/02/24 22:41:25] Koffa [676/979] has challenged HollowWasp [607/630] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:50:34 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/03/24 04:43:08] mordac [781/917] has challenged Koffa [503/979] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:01:24 is removed from mordac's clock.
[04/03/24 08:44:12] Koffa [728/979] has challenged rs [209/541] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:43:12 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/05/24 05:17:08] Koffa [716/979] has come upon dyvonna [13/905] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:26:23 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/05/24 11:01:11] Koffa [155/979] has come upon dyvonna [276/905] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:12:09 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/05/24 23:01:08] Koffa [532/979] has challenged gideonstar [684/979] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:27:29 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/06/24 09:29:28] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:12:53 towards level 85.
[04/06/24 14:27:33] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:00:11 towards level 85.
[04/07/24 06:11:38] Koffa learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:30:12 towards level 85.
[04/07/24 12:42:49] blobdog, TimWolla, and thornrag [2245/2269] have team battled Yarosh, kinus, and Koffa [2238/2263] and won! 0 days, 12:33:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/24 16:08:11] TimWolla, xikeon, and Reilly [1002/2011] have team battled alexlehm, Koffa, and Forud [256/2864] and won! 0 days, 04:33:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/24 21:14:08] Koffa bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:29:59 from level 85.
[04/08/24 22:43:35] Koffa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:03 towards level 85.
[04/09/24 02:20:35] JackyB, Koffa, and BlueJay [2031/2763] have team battled tass, blobdog, and idlegood [1589/2046] and won! 1 day, 02:58:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/24 05:52:26] Koffa was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:02:48 from level 85.
[04/09/24 18:40:20] Koffa was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:25:45 from level 85.
[04/09/24 19:27:56] Acolarh [784/824] has challenged Koffa [218/979] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:54:36 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[04/09/24 22:28:41] OobSaco [620/693] has challenged Koffa [722/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:43:25 is added to OobSaco's clock.
[04/10/24 03:18:07] VSquad [115/313] has challenged Koffa [325/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to VSquad's clock.
[04/11/24 10:38:03] Koffa [911/979] has challenged DojShadow [446/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:32:05 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/14/24 07:06:26] Koffa [105/979] has come upon cornfeedhobo [354/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:12:42 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/14/24 10:57:14] Ganonk [330/596] has challenged Koffa [249/979] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:54:15 is removed from Ganonk's clock.
[04/14/24 11:05:01] Koffa found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:55 towards level 85.
[04/16/24 03:44:59] Mathew [63/250] has challenged Koffa [954/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:02 is added to Mathew's clock.
[04/17/24 15:56:12] Koffa [705/988] has challenged chadgpt [335/399] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:24:14 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/17/24 17:17:53] Fehu [611/621] has challenged Koffa [458/988] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:06:08 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[04/17/24 19:32:47] Koffa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:16:03 towards level 86.
[04/18/24 02:21:38] wowbagger, Nehi, and Koffa [1812/2261] have team battled Wam, \dev\ice, and Bluedog [1248/3103] and won! 0 days, 16:35:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/24 03:42:15] tsr [11/1029] has come upon Koffa [866/988] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:36:41 is added to tsr's clock.
[04/21/24 02:38:58] Koffa [703/988] has challenged idleevil [790/1124] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:56:23 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/21/24 03:54:20] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:49:08 towards level 86.
[04/21/24 04:01:07] Koffa stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:48:53 towards level 86.
[04/21/24 10:56:18] Koffa, idlegood, and gendish [568/1936] have team battled Pinkman, IFireflyl, and Malvolio [556/2370] and won! 3 days, 16:11:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/24 14:33:24] Koffa [181/988] has come upon nawcom [618/966] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:33:26 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/22/24 01:25:11] Koffa [59/988] has come upon bsleep [515/642] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:23:37 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/22/24 06:46:21] Omega [1064/1139] has challenged Koffa [306/988] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:23:33 is removed from Omega's clock.
[04/22/24 18:59:30] Nysdar [31/987] has come upon Koffa [459/988] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:42:59 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[04/23/24 18:01:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Koffa with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 17:56:15 from level 86.
[04/24/24 03:51:14] gildarts, scumola, and bsleep [1758/2177] have team battled Koffa, pfoley, and pwae [258/2978] and won! 2 days, 13:32:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/24 04:30:39] Koffa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:57:00 towards level 86.
[04/25/24 04:46:00] Koffa was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:55:39 from level 86.
[04/25/24 20:00:29] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:39:42 towards level 86.
[04/25/24 22:02:01] Koffa [551/988] has come upon zbe [756/1459] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:41:03 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/29/24 07:30:56] Koffa [304/988] has challenged alexlehm [467/877] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:55:43 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/29/24 23:13:05] Koffa [17/988] has come upon kenyon [115/1039] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:34:19 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/30/24 14:39:24] Koffa [974/988] has challenged yang [133/507] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:55:37 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[05/02/24 12:15:30] Pricey [368/533] has come upon Koffa [412/988] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 01:25:23 is added to Pricey's clock.
[05/02/24 17:02:31] ZOTTA, Lilith, and CompanionCube [2592/2964] have team battled spex, Koffa, and Aksej [3149/3334] and lost! 0 days, 10:45:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/24 12:21:42] Lilith [134/981] has come upon Koffa [452/988] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:36:25 is added to Lilith's clock.
[05/04/24 05:15:28] Koffa [441/988] has come upon tass [465/828] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:59:23 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/04/24 15:13:22] yang [237/500] has challenged Koffa [260/988] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:30:03 is added to yang's clock.
[05/05/24 02:41:57] Puff [395/680] has come upon Koffa [174/988] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:38:26 is removed from Puff's clock.
[05/06/24 22:51:28] n0ssh, Puff, and ToHellWithGA [261/2643] have team battled Koffa, Luca, and JohnMH [1981/2006] and lost! 0 days, 06:41:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/24 23:33:29] Koffa, sam, and bot [1796/2400] have team battled Drin, tomhek, and Kayn [660/2953] and won! 0 days, 00:22:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/24 21:25:44] Koffa [872/988] has challenged Rayke [350/690] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:49:32 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[05/08/24 09:27:25] OobSaco, Lord255, and csc2ya [925/2977] have team battled style, Koffa, and cadfael [1754/2604] and lost! 0 days, 22:47:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/24 13:53:00] Koffa was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:25:26 towards level 86.
[05/10/24 10:04:49] Koffa, fstrelok, and Ancalagon [581/2559] have team battled Aksej, Garg, and pants [1798/3077] and lost! 3 days, 08:22:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/24 15:11:42] TimeWarp [320/845] has come upon Koffa [544/988] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:25:48 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[05/13/24 07:35:50] ion, Carl, Koffa, and anarcat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/24 14:50:08] Koffa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:31:52 towards level 86.
[05/15/24 15:14:37] Koffa, Minus, and sky [1774/2806] have team battled Drin, fstrelok, and jacob1 [2305/2891] and lost! 7 days, 08:11:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/24 16:24:38] Koffa was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:43:19 from level 86.
[05/16/24 19:01:43] Koffa bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:29:22 towards level 86.
[05/17/24 07:06:27] _sh [804/1092] has come upon Koffa [579/994] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:40:22 is removed from _sh's clock.
[05/18/24 10:33:28] Koffa [170/994] has challenged "\@_ [266/884] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:53:32 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/18/24 19:59:16] Koffa grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:22:50 towards level 86.
[05/19/24 16:28:40] Koffa [127/994] has come upon Cockatrice [529/888] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:28:09 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/20/24 14:54:15] Koffa [674/994] has come upon Aksej [566/1134] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:48:35 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[05/20/24 20:19:53] Koffa misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:02:59 from level 86.
[05/21/24 11:52:21] HollowWasp [90/631] has challenged Koffa [959/994] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:10:14 is added to HollowWasp's clock.
[05/21/24 15:48:01] Xenthys [590/1209] has come upon Koffa [760/994] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:02:23 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[05/21/24 16:54:43] Koffa was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:50:14 from level 86.
[05/21/24 23:38:03] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:01:30 towards level 86.
[05/22/24 00:54:47] Fenrik, Koffa, and canton7 [2067/3187] have team battled dwfreed, blobdog, and \dev\ice [902/2702] and won! 4 days, 12:07:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/24 21:08:44] malat [61/431] has come upon Koffa [714/1002] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:43 is added to malat's clock.
[05/23/24 04:02:31] EddieT137 [652/1116] has challenged Koffa [712/1002] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:14:28 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[05/24/24 02:29:14] Koffa [228/1002] has come upon Yarosh [50/547] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:24:59 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[05/24/24 08:13:32] RussellB, bobvador, and Soulwhisper [1396/2567] have team battled pants, Koffa, and Drkmirror [2479/2760] and lost! 0 days, 18:17:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/24 10:36:48] sco1 [281/539] has come upon Koffa [568/1002] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:31:10 is added to sco1's clock.
[05/24/24 12:12:01] Koffa was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:30:56 from level 86.
[05/24/24 15:20:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 18 days, 17:40:22 toward level 86.
[05/25/24 00:14:05] yang [426/677] has challenged Koffa [96/1002] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:31:12 is removed from yang's clock.
[05/27/24 03:27:29] KindOne [224/515] has challenged Koffa [1000/1002] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:39:32 is added to KindOne's clock.
[05/27/24 13:30:06] hiod [603/685] has challenged Koffa [408/1002] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:13:27 is removed from hiod's clock.
[05/29/24 10:35:28] Koffa, Anarchaos, and sky [2235/2250] have team battled unicron, yNos, and GilbertErik [1002/3172] and won! 0 days, 00:10:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/24 13:32:42] Koffa lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:19:39 from level 86.
[05/29/24 13:42:23] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:19 towards level 86.
[05/31/24 07:50:41] shikhin, Koffa, and Luca [2682/2802] have team battled IFireflyl, Wolf, and signofzeta [3068/3137] and lost! 0 days, 01:30:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/24 04:29:39] Koffa [624/1002] has come upon unicron [362/890] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:54:20 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/01/24 15:37:20] Silvanus_Betrium, Koffa, and TimeWarp [1766/2689] have team battled style, Wolf, and tsr [2000/2987] and lost! 0 days, 05:53:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/24 22:03:51] tmberg [766/1133] has challenged Koffa [820/1002] in combat and lost! 19 days, 08:47:13 is added to tmberg's clock.
[06/01/24 23:41:52] Koffa [232/1002] has come upon Puff [459/680] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:59:52 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/02/24 02:18:47] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:14 towards level 86.
[06/03/24 02:16:30] tass [554/815] has come upon Koffa [501/1002] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:19:51 is removed from tass's clock.
[06/03/24 03:27:46] Koffa [805/1002] has challenged tswsl [310/715] in combat and won! 16 days, 04:59:49 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/04/24 15:09:51] Koffa found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:39:36 towards level 87.
[06/05/24 14:26:38] Koffa was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:07:25 towards level 87.
[06/05/24 14:29:39] ukleinek, Cirdan, and ahmubashshir [638/2948] have team battled Koffa, Jaxxsinn, and nawcom [685/2478] and lost! 3 days, 21:50:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/24 07:30:07] Koffa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:48:13 towards level 87.
[06/07/24 07:01:36] Sombra, pyre, and Koffa [2568/3280] have team battled vectr0n, Rayke, and gradator [40/2244] and won! 1 day, 13:18:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/24 19:41:07] Pinkman [414/950] has come upon Koffa [934/1002] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:35:38 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[06/09/24 15:52:03] Koffa set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:25:25 from level 87.
[06/11/24 10:22:47] \dev\ice, Kody, and misha [49/2323] have team battled Koffa, Garg, and laama [281/2503] and lost! 0 days, 15:04:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/24 23:26:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 21 days, 09:42:43 toward level 87.
[06/13/24 09:00:02] Koffa stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:10:16 towards level 87.
[06/13/24 10:08:17] Koffa EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:53:48 from level 87.
[06/14/24 03:53:41] Koffa bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:52:59 towards level 87.
[06/14/24 07:06:10] Koffa reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Koffa's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/24 19:24:56] RussellB, Koffa, and DividedByZero [1075/2813] have team battled Acolarh, IFireflyl, and Ungoliant [899/2444] and won! 0 days, 03:22:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/24 22:33:55] Koffa was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:05:35 from level 87.
[06/18/24 21:29:45] Ecko [411/1039] has come upon Koffa [59/1006] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:09:08 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[06/19/24 01:09:49] Tenorman [688/753] has come upon Koffa [556/1006] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 02:56:22 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[06/19/24 01:09:49] Tenorman has dealt Koffa a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/19/24 07:36:06] Koffa [143/1006] has come upon blobdog [409/725] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:13:06 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/19/24 16:54:31] Koffa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:39:05 towards level 87.
[06/22/24 11:26:37] Koffa [647/1006] has challenged Blohsh [219/541] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:48:50 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/22/24 20:30:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 1 day, 21:35:13 toward level 87.
[06/23/24 01:31:30] Celediel, Wam, and MELOONi [1965/3010] have team battled Sario, Koffa, and BlueJay [376/2650] and won! 0 days, 00:21:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/24 22:47:09] soltys [187/1186] has come upon Koffa [585/1006] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:07:38 is added to soltys's clock.
[06/25/24 07:09:30] Koffa fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Koffa's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/24 00:34:09] Koffa found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:04 towards level 87.
[06/26/24 15:52:26] Koffa learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:14:57 towards level 87.
[06/26/24 20:20:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 1 day, 18:32:26 toward level 87.
[06/27/24 07:57:23] jra, Zaratustra, and fork [1764/1973] have team battled Kachin, SirBummelz, and Koffa [2893/2918] and lost! 0 days, 10:53:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/24 13:35:48] Koffa, Notir, and gryphus [1281/2296] have team battled TimWolla, jacquesssss, and vegadark [1324/2343] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/24 14:46:17] Koffa [553/995] has challenged Zed_Spiker [798/1078] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:06:33 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/28/24 12:06:17] nathan [524/938] has challenged Koffa [340/995] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:43:41 is removed from nathan's clock.
[06/28/24 14:06:48] Koffa [586/995] has challenged soltys [930/1191] in combat and lost! 10 days, 20:24:27 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/02/24 10:35:43] medivh [41/766] has challenged Koffa [855/995] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:56:40 is added to medivh's clock.
[07/02/24 16:37:18] Koffa [972/995] has challenged Reilly [426/696] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:43:06 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/02/24 21:38:31] Koffa [933/995] has challenged gradator [37/773] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:12:10 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/03/24 00:11:44] Koffa, cadfael, and apb [684/2944] have team battled Cockroach, hugga, and Tangles [2303/2614] and lost! 0 days, 23:10:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/24 01:39:38] Notir [732/931] has challenged Koffa [245/995] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:12:00 is removed from Notir's clock.
[07/03/24 03:05:01] Koffa learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:08:32 towards level 88.
[07/03/24 16:43:49] Koffa [813/995] has challenged Ecko [94/1039] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:23:53 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/04/24 03:42:42] Koffa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:39:40 towards level 88.
[07/08/24 00:27:41] zbe, drahthaar, and Drin [2869/3495] have team battled Kurenai, catte, and Koffa [942/2504] and won! 6 days, 20:30:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/24 05:59:26] Koffa, MELOONi, Platonides, and sco1 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/09/24 05:19:45] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:45:22 towards level 88.
[07/09/24 19:53:38] hetz [135/230] has challenged Koffa [453/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:28:48 is added to hetz's clock.
[07/09/24 20:05:11] pyre, Koffa, and gryphus [1313/2449] have team battled Techman, pwae, and u4ia [196/2090] and won! 0 days, 21:51:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/24 22:30:57] dodecahedron [97/610] has come upon Koffa [679/1004] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:00:27 is added to dodecahedron's clock.
[07/10/24 18:08:44] kevkev, Koffa, V, and Ungoliant have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/24 19:08:48] HollowWasp [152/657] has come upon Koffa [842/1004] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:09:20 is added to HollowWasp's clock.
[07/10/24 19:23:16] Koffa [240/1004] has come upon t3chn0 [744/1031] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:01:58 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/11/24 11:47:32] Koffa learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:23:24 towards level 88.
[07/12/24 01:05:36] Koffa got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:30:37 from level 88.
[07/12/24 06:59:45] Koffa bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:10:54 towards level 88.
[07/12/24 16:26:07] HollowWasp [279/657] has come upon Koffa [217/1004] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:27:58 is removed from HollowWasp's clock.
[07/13/24 04:08:01] Koffa, Cirdan, and slim [1288/3444] have team battled Garg, ukleinek, and vegadark [1035/2644] and won! 0 days, 05:20:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/24 01:02:52] Koffa [254/1004] has challenged Puff [68/688] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:53:28 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/16/24 17:20:44] GilbertErik [788/1032] has come upon Koffa [815/1004] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:18:59 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[07/16/24 19:07:39] Koffa [371/1004] has challenged Stevland [505/1097] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:36:12 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/17/24 15:13:03] gusto [778/853] has challenged Koffa [240/1004] in combat and won! 18 days, 01:10:19 is removed from gusto's clock.
[07/18/24 13:21:27] KindOne [125/509] has challenged Koffa [952/1004] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:24:27 is added to KindOne's clock.
[07/19/24 07:30:00] Koffa [507/1004] has come upon Wolf [458/950] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:19:32 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/19/24 13:10:54] Koffa grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:24:34 towards level 88.
[07/20/24 07:32:16] BlueJay [51/664] has challenged Koffa [69/1004] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:16:08 is added to BlueJay's clock.
[07/20/24 23:28:51] Koffa was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:24:03 from level 88.
[07/21/24 06:13:22] Koffa [468/1004] has come upon MadMan [417/588] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:14:12 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/22/24 04:30:13] aqsd, philipp__, and Nuae [1589/2022] have team battled MetaNova, Koffa, and ColonelPanic001 [318/3117] and won! 0 days, 05:30:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/24 11:58:23] Koffa [171/1004] has come upon kinus [106/752] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:20:10 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/22/24 12:39:12] CornFly, Kayn, and Crazycatlady [1878/2838] have team battled idleneutral, MadMan, and Koffa [855/2282] and won! 0 days, 04:17:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/24 21:49:50] Koffa [447/1004] has come upon sc [87/1147] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:09:43 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/23/24 17:36:25] Varjatticus, anarcat, and BlueJay [662/2557] have team battled Koffa, allo, and Ancalagon [1561/2695] and lost! 1 day, 06:58:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/24 10:36:25] Koffa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:17 towards level 88.
[07/26/24 12:10:40] kenyon [695/1089] has challenged Koffa [565/999] in combat and won! 20 days, 10:37:57 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/27/24 08:24:12] Koffa [141/999] has come upon keepmyshirt [310/349] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:24:28 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/27/24 22:27:54] Koffa [822/999] has come upon RussellB [314/1038] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:14:46 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/28/24 07:50:18] Gangsterish, blobdog, and Koffa [2786/2930] have team battled signofzeta, jaxson, and ahmubashshir [2161/2765] and won! 0 days, 18:37:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/24 02:49:50] Techman, Koffa, wille, and V have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/24 10:28:42] Koffa [907/999] has challenged IFireflyl [641/799] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:14 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/30/24 00:42:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 0 days, 06:26:30 toward level 88.
[07/30/24 02:45:35] BastelBot [466/899] has come upon Koffa [751/999] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:16:44 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[07/30/24 08:34:56] Koffa [147/999] has challenged pastly [285/678] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:01:45 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/30/24 14:40:40] Koffa [139/999] has come upon blobdog [50/847] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 18:56:42 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/31/24 01:17:46] soltys [619/1182] has come upon Koffa [11/999] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 17:47:35 is removed from soltys's clock.
[07/31/24 01:17:46] soltys has dealt Koffa a Critical Strike! 7 days, 22:09:40 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/31/24 04:02:55] Koffa was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 23:36:52 from level 89.
[07/31/24 11:38:48] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:00:41 towards level 89.
[08/02/24 11:53:13] freeboson [672/1045] has come upon Koffa [367/999] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 19:02:58 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[08/07/24 02:32:55] HeavyPodda [709/974] has come upon Koffa [152/999] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:03:42 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/07/24 04:57:43] Koffa [130/999] has come upon ToeCheese [35/283] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:15:54 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/08/24 14:05:47] Koffa set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:50:46 from level 89.
[08/08/24 19:34:23] Koffa [511/999] has challenged Zaratustra [178/660] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:40:59 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/10/24 09:27:52] OobSaco, Drin, and Tabmow [1255/2974] have team battled Koffa, brycec, and ponzu [2464/2641] and lost! 0 days, 01:50:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/24 01:01:16] Koffa met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:13:50 from level 89.
[08/11/24 22:48:33] ponzu [34/397] has come upon Koffa [476/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:27:10 is added to ponzu's clock.
[08/14/24 22:55:27] bookworm, dbx12, and thatmint [3079/3104] have team battled sc, Koffa, and tsr [1598/3221] and won! 3 days, 16:55:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/24 09:23:25] Koffa lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:01:44 from level 89.
[08/15/24 11:36:55] Koffa [965/999] has come upon damyan [912/1044] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 06:16:05 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/16/24 01:03:55] Koffa [578/999] has come upon f0zk [370/379] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:21:44 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/17/24 02:00:58] nn2407 [95/377] has challenged Koffa [806/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:10 is added to nn2407's clock.
[08/18/24 04:11:22] Tenorman, Koffa, and Matthew [198/2662] have team battled CrashOverride, unicron, and dxrt [435/2277] and lost! 3 days, 22:57:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/24 03:50:41] Koffa was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:28:29 from level 89.
[08/20/24 16:36:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 18 days, 02:30:52 toward level 89.
[08/20/24 20:30:59] Koffa, el, and Fenrik [1260/3530] have team battled popey, Puff, and Omega [906/2924] and won! 2 days, 15:58:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/24 00:23:01] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:56:48 towards level 89.
[08/21/24 19:39:13] fork, lelu, and jabuxas [966/1623] have team battled EddieT137, unicron, and Koffa [1974/3233] and lost! 0 days, 02:41:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/24 21:57:39] MadMan [86/607] has challenged Koffa [165/999] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:21:01 is added to MadMan's clock.
[08/23/24 01:59:36] Koffa invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:23:12 towards level 89.
[08/23/24 02:52:25] Koffa lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:51:50 from level 89.
[08/23/24 20:07:09] Koffa discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:10:29 towards level 89.
[08/24/24 06:12:54] buzel [247/690] has challenged Koffa [966/999] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:55:12 is added to buzel's clock.
[08/25/24 03:31:14] tswsl, zbe, and Koffa [13/3209] have team battled GilbertErik, Cirdan, and keepmyshirt [359/2852] and lost! 3 days, 02:37:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/24 09:29:36] washclof [206/1699] has come upon Koffa [980/999] and been defeated in combat! 18 days, 12:26:14 is added to washclof's clock.
[08/27/24 22:01:31] Koffa [26/1009] has come upon Acolarh [622/815] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:44:50 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/28/24 06:39:06] Koffa [613/1009] has challenged ZOTTA [104/1177] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:40:10 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/29/24 03:08:47] BlueJay [173/673] has come upon Koffa [848/1009] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:10:40 is added to BlueJay's clock.
[08/29/24 05:42:04] Koffa [771/1009] has come upon DojShadow [561/698] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:37:41 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[08/30/24 22:37:21] Sario [551/993] has come upon Koffa [339/1009] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:54:32 is removed from Sario's clock.
[08/31/24 11:33:08] Koffa [354/1009] has come upon Thorael [517/870] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:41:52 is added to Koffa's clock.
[08/31/24 23:03:32] Wolf [167/966] has challenged Koffa [253/1009] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:58:07 is added to Wolf's clock.
[09/01/24 01:17:05] Koffa, dots, and V [255/2521] have team battled hax404, gradator, and nathan [752/2362] and lost! 0 days, 08:15:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/24 13:44:01] Koffa learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:37:50 towards level 89.
[09/03/24 08:35:25] Pinkman, Koffa, and Tangles [2182/3239] have team battled freeboson, wowbagger, and wille [855/2706] and won! 1 day, 06:29:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/24 07:37:48] ColonelPanic001 [771/828] has come upon Koffa [890/1009] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 01:58:09 is added to ColonelPanic001's clock.
[09/04/24 12:27:20] cfjk [131/999] has challenged Koffa [106/1009] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:03:09 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/04/24 14:59:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 0 days, 09:09:14 toward level 89.
[09/06/24 17:52:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Koffa with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:46:02 from level 89.
[09/06/24 22:28:19] Koffa was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:12:02 from level 89.
[09/08/24 13:21:07] Koffa [205/1009] has challenged Misza [1076/1111] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:26:12 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/09/24 06:36:15] Koffa broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:58:39 from level 90.
[09/09/24 11:19:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 27 days, 11:56:33 toward level 90.
[09/10/24 22:29:20] pfoley, SirBummelz, and Minus [1311/2905] have team battled Koffa, root, and Jens [1868/2332] and lost! 1 day, 04:19:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/24 08:05:52] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:27:36 towards level 90.
[09/11/24 20:22:03] vectr0n, Koffa, and el [1511/2991] have team battled yNos, freeboson, and Aksej [1230/3393] and won! 2 days, 14:57:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/24 05:13:04] Koffa met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:51:17 from level 90.
[09/14/24 09:04:11] Koffa ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:43:39 from level 90.
[09/16/24 09:46:45] thatmint [125/999] has challenged Koffa [777/1009] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:10:26 is added to thatmint's clock.
[09/16/24 11:56:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 24 days, 08:56:19 toward level 90.
[09/16/24 21:24:10] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:48:01 towards level 90.
[09/17/24 03:58:36] Koffa [15/1009] has come upon StalkR [654/1294] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:21:21 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/17/24 21:18:41] Koffa [229/1009] has come upon Fehu [54/606] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:12:14 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/19/24 02:05:00] Koffa [65/1009] has challenged ChowderKeg [115/545] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:45:40 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/19/24 06:36:32] Ka, bookworm, and cfjk [1431/2281] have team battled Koffa, kadotux, and gildarts [162/2753] and won! 5 days, 07:08:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/24 14:18:26] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:49:09 towards level 90.
[09/19/24 21:10:33] Koffa [972/1009] has challenged medivh [551/770] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:37:44 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/20/24 04:14:58] Koffa burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Koffa's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/20/24 17:42:53] Koffa was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:16:07 from level 90.
[09/21/24 15:25:49] Ka [182/302] has come upon Koffa [307/1002] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:00:46 is added to Ka's clock.
[09/22/24 00:02:39] Koffa was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:09:03 from level 90.
[09/22/24 17:16:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 4 days, 13:04:12 toward level 90.
[09/22/24 17:43:59] Kurenai, RussellB, and Malvolio [2803/2908] have team battled allo, Koffa, and jaxson [1417/2920] and won! 0 days, 00:43:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/24 18:19:25] Koffa stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:48:25 towards level 90.
[09/24/24 02:59:38] Koffa invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:52 towards level 90.
[09/24/24 04:26:26] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:53:43 towards level 90.
[09/24/24 09:08:52] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:37:52 towards level 90.
[09/25/24 18:15:30] Koffa ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:02:42 from level 90.
[09/26/24 11:55:01] MetaNova [577/1279] has challenged Koffa [142/1010] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:22:04 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[09/26/24 21:58:21] Garg, tomhek, and ChowderKeg [538/2191] have team battled Koffa, CptKillmor, and Douwd [115/1682] and won! 2 days, 18:09:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/24 09:55:39] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:09 towards level 90.
[09/28/24 16:46:07] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:41 towards level 90.
[09/29/24 15:10:36] Wolf, Sario, and Faradome [1420/2661] have team battled Zed_Spiker, kptr, and Koffa [2386/2935] and lost! 4 days, 13:00:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/24 23:18:05] Koffa [434/1010] has challenged sc [244/1175] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:27:32 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/29/24 23:18:05] Koffa has dealt sc a Critical Strike! 7 days, 06:35:52 is added to sc's clock.
[09/30/24 10:40:36] Koffa lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:31:37 from level 90.
[10/02/24 15:19:01] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:06 towards level 90.
[10/02/24 17:25:09] Koffa [811/1010] has come upon dwfreed [850/1238] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/02/24 18:17:38] Koffa [756/1010] has challenged dbx12 [420/1151] in combat and won! 14 days, 14:42:21 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/02/24 18:21:27] Koffa found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:42:42 towards level 91.
[10/02/24 19:26:22] Koffa [585/1010] has come upon Pinkman [484/1399] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 07:00:32 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/03/24 08:22:01] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:41:12 towards level 91.
[10/05/24 01:44:31] nya, Aksej, and Wolf [2301/2870] have team battled MELOONi, d4n13L, and Koffa [1730/2889] and won! 1 day, 07:34:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/24 05:12:39] Koffa [291/1010] has come upon Asara [129/869] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:18:51 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/05/24 05:51:05] Fenrik, Kurenai, and StalkR [925/3653] have team battled wowbagger, Koffa, and brycec [212/3249] and won! 0 days, 17:38:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/24 08:44:54] CodeGeek [738/1225] has come upon Koffa [143/1010] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:18:32 is removed from CodeGeek's clock.
[10/05/24 08:54:39] Ungoliant [434/874] has challenged Koffa [537/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:27:13 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[10/05/24 15:38:40] Koffa had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:57:02 from level 91.
[10/08/24 11:28:26] Koffa [661/1010] has come upon Zaratustra [215/664] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:18:18 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/08/24 21:16:30] GilbertErik [359/1028] has challenged Koffa [369/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:30:09 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[10/08/24 22:07:34] Koffa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:30:18 towards level 91.
[10/09/24 12:19:24] Koffa [265/1010] has come upon Haxx [288/352] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:56:36 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/09/24 18:24:22] Koffa was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:26:04 from level 91.
[10/11/24 04:50:01] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:52:12 towards level 91.
[10/11/24 06:42:54] Enapiuz, f0zk, and rawgreaze [124/2055] have team battled Ungoliant, Koffa, and dbx12 [2806/3039] and lost! 0 days, 02:14:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/24 07:50:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 14 days, 00:21:48 toward level 91.
[10/12/24 06:38:22] Koffa [943/1010] has challenged elf [399/845] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:51:44 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/12/24 16:15:34] pyre [991/1095] has come upon Koffa [949/1010] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:15:49 is removed from pyre's clock.
[10/13/24 05:14:28] CptKillmor [8/449] has come upon Koffa [367/1010] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:38:24 is added to CptKillmor's clock.
[10/13/24 07:47:25] Koffa found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:29:12 towards level 91.
[10/14/24 00:46:42] pastly [18/711] has challenged Koffa [61/1010] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:02:38 is added to pastly's clock.
[10/15/24 02:26:02] Koffa [908/1010] has come upon dots [42/542] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:42:39 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/16/24 08:27:32] Koffa [474/1010] has challenged Celediel [544/629] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:30:46 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/17/24 11:24:29] cornfeedhobo, yano, and Koffa [1515/2758] have team battled hax404, idleneutral, and mordac [559/2368] and won! 3 days, 01:38:57 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/24 05:34:20] Koffa, tmberg, and canton7 [1349/3110] have team battled hdm, fstrelok, and caeli [806/2719] and won! 1 day, 16:10:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/24 16:06:59] wowbagger [689/1017] has come upon Koffa [894/1010] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:51:35 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[10/21/24 05:37:12] el, kevkev, and wille [2608/2841] have team battled sky, Koffa, and Pinkman [2691/3092] and lost! 0 days, 12:58:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/24 07:58:42] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 13:59:03 towards level 92.
[10/22/24 15:00:57] jayvee, unicron, and gideonstar [2168/3109] have team battled yano, jacob1, and Koffa [2507/2822] and lost! 2 days, 22:56:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/24 19:32:44] HollowWasp, kenyon, and nax_ [911/2440] have team battled Koffa, Sario, and medivh [2398/2841] and lost! 0 days, 03:13:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/24 14:00:46] Koffa was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:16:34 from level 92.
[10/23/24 18:25:41] Koffa [970/1010] has come upon thornrag [466/878] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 05:53:57 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/24/24 11:57:51] Koffa [6/1010] has come upon washclof [1019/1773] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 22:15:06 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/24/24 21:19:18] Koffa, cornfeedhobo, and tmberg [2333/2903] have team battled kinus, ToeCheese, and StalkR [147/2655] and won! 2 days, 13:47:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/24 04:56:58] blazed [344/351] has challenged Koffa [286/1010] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:53:11 is removed from blazed's clock.
[10/25/24 08:18:07] Koffa, anarcat, and pwae [3133/3295] have team battled \dev\ice, shikhin, and Bunny [1987/2987] and won! 0 days, 12:51:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/24 03:07:10] Koffa [832/1010] has challenged heaton [414/418] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:32:20 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/26/24 04:25:54] Koffa [402/1010] has come upon SirNeo [278/992] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:17:49 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/26/24 19:24:51] Koffa [510/1010] has come upon f0zk [450/580] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:37:25 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/26/24 21:18:41] Koffa stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:17:13 towards level 92.
[10/26/24 22:41:41] shady, Crazycatlady, and t3chn0 [1477/2592] have team battled aqsd, Koffa, and brycec [2821/2825] and lost! 0 days, 03:53:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/24 19:17:41] sky [115/684] has challenged Koffa [546/1010] in combat and lost! 11 days, 03:17:51 is added to sky's clock.
[10/28/24 02:39:00] Koffa [131/1010] has come upon Pinkman [1268/1398] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:44:01 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/28/24 21:01:12] HollowWasp [577/844] has come upon Koffa [517/1010] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:58:27 is removed from HollowWasp's clock.
[10/29/24 00:09:08] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:44:51 towards level 92.
[10/29/24 05:53:44] Koffa was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:09:35 from level 92.
[10/29/24 11:24:15] Koffa met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:11:08 from level 92.
[10/29/24 17:58:07] przt, enteral, and TimeWarp [368/2047] have team battled EddieT137, Koffa, and nathan [2456/3125] and lost! 0 days, 09:46:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/24 09:34:10] gusto [220/859] has challenged Koffa [521/1010] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:18:35 is added to gusto's clock.
[10/31/24 11:50:18] Pinkman, zuper, and brycec [1929/3090] have team battled washclof, Koffa, and EddieT137 [1073/3966] and won! 2 days, 22:15:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/24 14:36:02] Koffa [813/1010] has come upon cadfael [111/825] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:09:14 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/01/24 22:18:56] blazed, Russell, and Koffa [925/2490] have team battled el, Minus, and Misza [1657/3122] and lost! 0 days, 11:15:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/24 01:30:26] Koffa got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:56:30 from level 92.
[11/03/24 07:50:33] Koffa set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:58:51 from level 92.
[11/04/24 16:21:19] CornFly [92/1038] has come upon Koffa [444/1010] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 11:55:15 is added to CornFly's clock.
[11/04/24 17:17:45] Koffa was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:02:28 from level 92.
[11/05/24 07:12:18] Sombra [1016/1304] has challenged Koffa [566/1010] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:50:52 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[11/05/24 07:24:12] hugga [673/1006] has come upon Koffa [787/1010] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:05:33 is added to hugga's clock.
[11/05/24 13:02:45] Stevland [1144/1153] has challenged Koffa [963/1010] in combat and won! 16 days, 23:31:14 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[11/06/24 05:25:02] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:15:47 towards level 92.
[11/06/24 07:18:34] Koffa [298/1010] has challenged dots [527/594] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:18:21 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/09/24 00:33:38] Koffa [423/1010] has come upon Thorael [86/887] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:46:46 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/09/24 01:48:41] dwfreed, Douwd, and Koffa [1213/2843] have team battled Affliction, spex, and hdm [1338/2976] and lost! 0 days, 16:13:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/24 18:11:06] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:27:11 towards level 92.
[11/09/24 21:21:09] Koffa reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Koffa's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/24 23:58:13] VonToutCourt [190/1333] has come upon Koffa [863/1014] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:09:48 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[11/10/24 09:14:27] manish, Yarosh, and mdpv [695/1667] have team battled sparogy, jjasghar, and Koffa [1554/2764] and lost! 0 days, 04:12:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/24 02:08:10] Bluedog [354/826] has come upon Koffa [279/1014] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 06:01:40 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[11/13/24 11:19:11] Koffa, buzel, and Wizard-Of-Paws [377/2188] have team battled el, Ankhers, and figment [742/2559] and lost! 1 day, 08:32:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/24 13:03:55] Koffa [250/1014] has challenged Ancalagon [768/921] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:04:27 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/14/24 17:38:35] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:48:43 towards level 92.
[11/15/24 21:33:43] particleflux [213/560] has challenged Koffa [824/1014] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:31:39 is added to particleflux's clock.
[11/16/24 00:19:50] Koffa [223/1014] has challenged kenyon [163/1181] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:36:09 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/16/24 08:59:31] Koffa [532/1014] has come upon gideonstar [513/1014] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:55:51 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/16/24 13:42:25] Koffa spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Koffa's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/17/24 04:30:49] Fehu, jjasghar, and Stevland [2839/2900] have team battled Sombra, Forud, and Koffa [1635/3289] and won! 1 day, 08:55:26 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/24 14:09:24] Koffa [368/1004] has come upon Stevland [958/1137] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:56:05 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/17/24 23:03:33] enteral, Koffa, and wowbagger [963/2814] have team battled SirNeo, idleneutral, and Cirdan [516/2762] and won! 2 days, 00:29:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/24 07:40:57] Lnk [60/1152] has come upon Koffa [843/1004] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:59:28 is added to Lnk's clock.
[11/19/24 08:00:32] Koffa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:37 towards level 92.
[11/19/24 15:49:10] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:40 towards level 92.
[11/19/24 17:14:41] Koffa [472/1004] has come upon bg [627/1045] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:38:45 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/19/24 21:45:13] dyvonna [254/658] has challenged Koffa [253/1004] in combat and won! 17 days, 08:47:15 is removed from dyvonna's clock.
[11/19/24 22:39:30] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:50 towards level 92.
[11/20/24 09:26:32] muirrum, Koffa, and yano [20/2740] have team battled MELOONi, simple, and Ankhers [355/3365] and lost! 0 days, 22:47:13 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/24 23:42:08] Cirdan, jaxson, and Koffa [918/3155] have team battled Malvolio, crysis, and yano [2961/2992] and lost! 1 day, 00:29:58 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/24 09:46:40] Minus [434/811] has come upon Koffa [81/1004] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:43:00 is removed from Minus's clock.
[11/21/24 19:40:16] Koffa, StalkR, and ialokin [379/2701] have team battled dots, d4n13L, and Ankhers [2015/2274] and lost! 1 day, 01:24:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/24 20:14:47] Koffa sharpened the edge of their weapon! Koffa's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/22/24 03:51:18] Douwd [306/574] has challenged Koffa [3/1020] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:15:32 is removed from Douwd's clock.
[11/22/24 03:51:18] In the fierce battle, Koffa dropped their level 112 amulet! Douwd picks it up, tossing their old level 62 amulet to Koffa.
[11/22/24 05:53:16] KyloRen, washclof, and Koffa [2898/3219] have team battled fivehun, wowbagger, and hdm [2269/2511] and won! 1 day, 04:26:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/24 02:26:06] Koffa got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:27:29 from level 92.
[11/23/24 05:08:47] Koffa [612/970] has challenged f0zk [72/610] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:44:11 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/23/24 22:53:32] Koffa bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:28 towards level 92.
[11/24/24 18:24:56] Ungoliant [676/912] has come upon Koffa [232/970] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 09:02:08 is removed from Ungoliant's clock.
[11/26/24 01:27:50] Koffa [907/970] has challenged Celediel [407/612] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:10:02 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/26/24 06:45:46] gideonstar [12/1014] has come upon Koffa [801/970] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:10:16 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[11/26/24 12:50:31] Koffa [404/970] has challenged zifnab06 [542/1055] in combat and lost! 9 days, 23:33:50 is added to Koffa's clock.
[11/26/24 14:48:55] bookworm, hdm, and xbill [717/2707] have team battled Koffa, idlegood, and bt [1064/2730] and lost! 1 day, 06:41:06 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/24 02:34:38] SirNeo [874/1007] has come upon Koffa [275/970] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:59:56 is removed from SirNeo's clock.
[11/27/24 21:04:19] Koffa, EddieT137, and washclof [3606/3926] have team battled MELOONi, MetaNova, and Matthew [2173/3486] and won! 12 days, 09:38:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/24 21:06:41] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:25:18 towards level 93.
[11/28/24 06:24:17] Koffa [677/970] has come upon Bluedog [445/826] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 10:17:42 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/28/24 07:23:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 26 days, 02:24:56 toward level 93.
[11/28/24 22:41:38] buzel, BlueJay, and kptr [2160/2345] have team battled Koffa, gideonstar, and benzo [760/2329] and won! 0 days, 10:32:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/24 03:46:42] idleevil, ChowderKeg, and _sh [298/2859] have team battled brycec, Koffa, and Pinkman [1719/3671] and lost! 7 days, 05:27:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/24 10:17:10] Koffa got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:28:18 from level 93.
[11/30/24 16:48:09] Koffa [476/970] has come upon bg [746/1050] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:33:38 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/01/24 00:18:35] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:34:21 towards level 93.
[12/01/24 23:16:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Koffa 21 days, 10:12:41 toward level 93.
[12/02/24 03:34:51] Koffa got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:31:14 from level 93.
[12/02/24 14:26:24] Koffa invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:11 towards level 93.