Player Info

User: Smorgasbord
Class: Paladin
Admin?: No
Level: 48
Next level: 0 days, 19:55:53
Status: Online
Host: skdoo!lu5@user/skdoo
Account Created: Sun Jun 7 19:29:37 2026
Last login: Tue Aug 11 01:46:39 2026
Total time idled: 70 days, 22:29:14
Current position: [44,327]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 120 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 48
charm: 43
gloves: 33
helm: 28
leggings: 39
ring: 42
shield: 27
tunic: 29
weapon: 152 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 561

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 03:01:50
part: None
quest: None
quit: 1 day, 23:49:02

total: 2 days, 02:50:52

Character Modifiers

[06/08/26 00:39:37] Smorgasbord [0/1] has challenged Blohsh [461/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/08/26 02:00:38] Smorgasbord [21/26] has challenged Covid-19 [328/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:55 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/08/26 03:12:54] Smorgasbord discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:46 towards level 9.
[06/08/26 04:05:15] Smorgasbord [34/52] has challenged Acolarh [777/822] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:43 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/08/26 19:39:25] Smorgasbord [17/73] has challenged style [336/1005] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:35 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/08/26 19:58:47] drahthaar, Wesker, and wbewl [2082/2437] have team battled Smorgasbord, crysis, and freeboson [369/2471] and won! 1 day, 07:14:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/26 21:11:23] Smorgasbord [71/77] has challenged gideonstar [305/1378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:07 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/09/26 02:47:20] Smorgasbord [42/122] has challenged HeavyPodda [872/1048] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:41 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/09/26 03:43:10] StalkR [47/1383] has come upon Smorgasbord [30/122] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:34:47 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[06/09/26 19:45:46] Smorgasbord [22/141] has come upon Malvolio [474/1062] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:14 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/10/26 07:26:05] Smorgasbord [121/217] has challenged Zaratustra [251/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:08 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/10/26 15:07:58] Smorgasbord [133/219] has challenged Paganel [64/1085] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:32 is removed from Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/10/26 21:03:34] Smorgasbord [131/234] has challenged anarcat [836/1162] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:30 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/11/26 07:36:06] Smorgasbord [33/247] has challenged soltys [807/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:42:04 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/11/26 10:53:07] Smorgasbord was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:09 from level 29.
[06/11/26 20:23:21] Smorgasbord [220/266] has challenged randalth0r [354/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/12/26 09:58:03] Smorgasbord [196/266] has challenged Tabmow [516/1101] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/13/26 02:17:19] Smorgasbord [3/267] has challenged _sh [756/1016] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:39:20 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/13/26 16:27:20] JigmeDatse, Ecko, and idleevil [2146/3689] have team battled mindlesstux, Ancalagon, and Smorgasbord [199/1359] and won! 1 day, 12:45:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/26 21:32:32] Smorgasbord [6/273] has challenged KindOne [196/1033] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:10 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/14/26 12:25:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Smorgasbord 0 days, 03:38:45 toward level 33.
[06/14/26 15:39:08] Smorgasbord [86/285] has challenged Artea [136/746] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/15/26 16:12:07] Smorgasbord [220/289] has challenged happymeal [453/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/16/26 20:55:41] Smorgasbord [71/298] has challenged Tenedos [279/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:22 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/17/26 04:29:36] Smorgasbord, Russell, and arcade_droid [607/2255] have team battled kitty!!!, nelia, and _sh [481/1876] and won! 0 days, 05:13:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/26 10:02:05] Syloq [866/1195] has come upon Smorgasbord [41/298] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:18:21 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[06/18/26 01:55:21] Smorgasbord [5/298] has challenged Koffa [546/1068] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:13:44 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/18/26 07:53:40] xales [284/456] has come upon Smorgasbord [143/298] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:35:06 is removed from xales's clock.
[06/18/26 08:29:30] Smorgasbord gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:55 towards level 37.
[06/19/26 02:22:07] Plys, tmberg, and Artea [2275/3090] have team battled ColonelPanic001, Smorgasbord, and kenyon [60/2453] and won! 2 days, 01:06:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/26 08:00:10] kptr, Bunny, and Fenrik [183/3159] have team battled Smorgasbord, spex, and idlegood [2500/2716] and lost! 2 days, 20:22:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/26 16:32:24] Smorgasbord [30/298] has challenged CornFly [429/1132] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:39:40 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/20/26 17:48:19] randalth0r, Lord255, and Smorgasbord [984/2357] have team battled QwertAsdfasdfa, ZOTTA, and Russell [188/3234] and won! 0 days, 04:18:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/26 06:33:39] Smorgasbord [189/298] has come upon Notir [86/970] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:21:12 is removed from Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/21/26 10:24:43] Smorgasbord [54/298] has challenged Fingel [422/610] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/21/26 11:13:45] scumola [737/830] has challenged Smorgasbord [131/298] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:18:46 is removed from scumola's clock.
[06/21/26 23:23:46] argos, Notir, and slim [765/2687] have team battled Luca, Smorgasbord, and TimeWarp [53/2192] and won! 1 day, 13:12:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/26 13:25:15] Smorgasbord [212/307] has challenged bsleep [523/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:25 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/23/26 21:23:49] Smorgasbord, DontEvenPeek, and CornFly [925/2563] have team battled crysis, fstrelok, and adamus1red [1464/3574] and lost! 0 days, 10:42:08 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/26 01:12:48] Smorgasbord caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:32 towards level 40.
[06/25/26 05:16:21] Smorgasbord [133/307] has come upon ukleinek [963/1449] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:04:07 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/26/26 14:24:15] Smorgasbord [56/312] has challenged Finley [824/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/28/26 13:56:50] Smorgasbord [254/312] has come upon Kody [242/891] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:33:45 is removed from Smorgasbord's clock.
[06/29/26 07:21:17] Koffa [622/1068] has come upon Smorgasbord [187/312] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:30:23 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[06/29/26 10:27:37] Smorgasbord [259/332] has challenged Zaratustra [731/742] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:06 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[07/02/26 03:55:28] Smorgasbord [240/332] has come upon cyb [82/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:24:11 is removed from Smorgasbord's clock.
[07/02/26 21:12:44] Smorgasbord [90/332] has challenged _sh [791/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:35:22 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[07/03/26 23:37:44] Smorgasbord bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:23 towards level 43.
[07/03/26 23:48:27] Smorgasbord, dwfreed, and Orderwire [771/2377] have team battled cartwheel, xales, and Affliction [733/2101] and won! 0 days, 13:05:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/26 18:22:47] idleneutral, MikeChops, and Smorgasbord [218/2153] have team battled Douwd, scornn, and bookworm [2919/3751] and lost! 0 days, 06:45:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/26 19:13:31] Smorgasbord ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:21:57 from level 43.
[07/04/26 21:56:00] Tenedos, Finley, and Smorgasbord [438/1932] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Notir, and Syloq [3154/3654] and lost! 0 days, 08:16:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/26 02:44:34] Smorgasbord found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:57 towards level 43.
[07/05/26 07:01:44] BenDover [763/1152] has come upon Smorgasbord [225/332] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:06:41 is removed from BenDover's clock.
[07/05/26 12:31:08] xales [307/622] has come upon Smorgasbord [61/332] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:20:00 is removed from xales's clock.
[07/05/26 14:07:34] Smorgasbord, HeavyPodda, and Grimster [1925/2139] have team battled buzel, OobSaco, and OMagus [391/2347] and won! 0 days, 05:52:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/26 17:07:10] Smorgasbord [50/334] has come upon sky [732/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:04:40 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[07/06/26 18:05:23] Smorgasbord [61/339] has challenged signofzeta [200/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[07/06/26 22:09:15] Smorgasbord was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:28:36 from level 44.
[07/07/26 12:02:34] nihilix [193/290] has challenged Smorgasbord [247/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to nihilix's clock.
[07/07/26 22:05:23] Smorgasbord met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:28:05 from level 44.
[07/08/26 01:54:38] Acolarh [794/874] has challenged Smorgasbord [238/339] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:14:12 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[07/08/26 02:24:41] tass [759/1621] has come upon Smorgasbord [138/339] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:48:34 is removed from tass's clock.
[07/08/26 10:22:02] Smorgasbord [196/339] has come upon Cockatrice [653/1114] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:23:43 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[07/08/26 15:56:43] Smorgasbord got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:48 towards level 44.
[07/09/26 03:22:11] nihilix [278/332] has come upon Smorgasbord [32/339] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:38:40 is removed from nihilix's clock.
[07/09/26 10:14:39] BenDover [831/1152] has challenged Smorgasbord [246/339] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:34:22 is removed from BenDover's clock.
[07/09/26 13:52:31] Smorgasbord was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:10 towards level 44.
[07/09/26 16:55:59] bookworm [854/1539] has come upon Smorgasbord [18/339] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:49:24 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[07/09/26 23:48:48] Smorgasbord discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:48 towards level 44.
[07/10/26 07:03:39] Smorgasbord left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Smorgasbord's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/10/26 10:30:20] nya [783/1179] has challenged Smorgasbord [126/335] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:38:12 is removed from nya's clock.
[07/11/26 19:38:29] Smorgasbord [321/350] has challenged orphean [376/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[07/12/26 21:38:39] FalseFoxes, Nono, and Djeeta [1524/1980] have team battled damyan, Smorgasbord, and RandomZero [1249/2507] and won! 0 days, 07:00:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/26 21:20:03] Smorgasbord found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:33 towards level 45.
[07/14/26 05:52:52] ShadowCircuit [1057/1115] has challenged Smorgasbord [35/350] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:25:18 is removed from ShadowCircuit's clock.
[07/14/26 15:03:05] Smorgasbord, kinus, and Techman [1604/2090] have team battled Ghostwolf, anarcat, and scumola [705/2733] and won! 0 days, 10:49:33 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/26 13:55:00] Smorgasbord [6/350] has challenged SirBummelz [463/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[07/16/26 15:52:44] Smorgasbord met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:58:17 from level 46.
[07/16/26 23:15:49] Smorgasbord [279/350] has challenged gradator [157/1008] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:31:16 is removed from Smorgasbord's clock.
[07/18/26 12:27:41] Smorgasbord [293/350] has challenged Dex [995/1380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:30:22 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[07/18/26 14:21:14] Forud, brycec, and vegadark [1922/3432] have team battled Blohsh, Smorgasbord, and cadfael [490/1856] and won! 9 days, 08:48:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/26 21:32:28] adamus1red [87/1419] has come upon Smorgasbord [19/350] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:35:51 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[07/22/26 04:16:20] Smorgasbord [129/359] has challenged StalkR [225/1393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:31:47 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[07/23/26 00:02:52] kenyon [270/1217] has challenged Smorgasbord [253/359] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:46:05 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/24/26 04:26:17] el, AbrahamLinksys, and Smorgasbord [579/2476] have team battled allo, BlueJay, and zifnab06 [198/2552] and won! 1 day, 01:53:33 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/26 08:40:28] nick99nack [153/334] has challenged Smorgasbord [88/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:53 is removed from nick99nack's clock.
[07/25/26 11:22:12] Smorgasbord [71/359] has challenged howhigh [174/306] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:05:04 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[07/25/26 15:48:44] Smorgasbord fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Smorgasbord's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/26/26 20:32:51] JigmeDatse [1034/1084] has challenged Smorgasbord [300/355] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:22:26 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[07/28/26 19:24:17] Smorgasbord [182/446] has challenged KindOne [1043/1073] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:11:27 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[07/29/26 00:50:02] Smorgasbord [424/446] has challenged Constantin [164/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:52:00 is removed from Smorgasbord's clock.
[07/29/26 17:55:28] hostghost [528/570] has challenged Smorgasbord [170/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:24:06 is removed from hostghost's clock.
[07/29/26 20:56:45] skulk [266/355] has challenged Smorgasbord [25/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:20 is removed from skulk's clock.
[07/29/26 20:56:45] skulk has dealt Smorgasbord a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:16:06 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[08/02/26 17:58:21] TheSilentLink, Smorgasbord, and freeboson [1316/2938] have team battled OobSaco, Wesker, and schizo [2274/3160] and lost! 0 days, 20:56:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/26 08:28:30] Bunny [290/710] has challenged Smorgasbord [13/446] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:36:01 is removed from Bunny's clock.
[08/03/26 11:09:36] Smorgasbord discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:48 towards level 48.
[08/04/26 06:49:30] Constantin [233/370] has challenged Smorgasbord [382/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Constantin's clock.
[08/04/26 13:46:35] nihilix [162/407] has challenged Smorgasbord [397/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to nihilix's clock.
[08/04/26 19:02:41] Fire [9/14] has challenged Smorgasbord [407/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Fire's clock.
[08/05/26 06:39:31] alexf, alexlehm, and Smorgasbord [1177/2335] have team battled MalusnaFisheon, sc, and Minus [1647/3429] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/26 01:59:26] YamYam, kevkev, and Ecko [2293/2787] have team battled Amiantos, Smorgasbord, and MalusnaFisheon [2427/2597] and lost! 2 days, 22:40:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/26 10:35:30] bt [36/907] has challenged Smorgasbord [47/443] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:56:14 is added to bt's clock.
[08/07/26 16:54:11] Smorgasbord [113/561] has challenged randalth0r [408/915] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[08/08/26 03:08:11] Smorgasbord stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:22 towards level 49.
[08/08/26 16:03:41] Smorgasbord [489/561] has come upon jjasghar [581/1150] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:36:21 is added to Smorgasbord's clock.
[08/08/26 21:48:37] Minus [624/970] has come upon Smorgasbord [556/561] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:35:28 is removed from Minus's clock.
[08/08/26 23:56:25] Smorgasbord learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:00:13 from level 49.
[08/09/26 10:42:36] Smorgasbord walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:11:50 from level 49.
[08/10/26 03:22:38] Smorgasbord has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:05:27 from level 49.
[08/10/26 11:26:00] jayvee [753/1059] has challenged Smorgasbord [181/561] in combat and won! 11 days, 07:14:38 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[08/11/26 09:42:34] eps1lon, Yarosh, and AbrahamLinksys [2183/2433] have team battled Acolarh, Smorgasbord, and Cirdan [257/2531] and won! 0 days, 06:13:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/26 22:08:28] Smorgasbord was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:39:29 from level 49.
[08/12/26 02:25:11] Smorgasbord got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:44:17 towards level 49.
[08/12/26 03:44:11] ShadowCircuit, Forud, and schizo [1178/3067] have team battled yano, BlueJay, and Smorgasbord [307/2656] and won! 0 days, 01:27:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/26 09:16:30] Smorgasbord [337/561] has challenged SkyChatz [299/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:25:56 is removed from Smorgasbord's clock.
[08/13/26 10:45:20] Smorgasbord lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:31:18 from level 49.
[08/14/26 16:27:33] Smorgasbord got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:08 towards level 49.
[08/14/26 23:43:49] damyan, nathan, and HeavyPodda [2940/3205] have team battled Smorgasbord, Plys, and CMYK [1778/1917] and won! 0 days, 18:59:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/26 23:32:50] Minus, Smorgasbord, and RandomZero [1127/2671] have team battled Garg, manish, and Cirdan [2146/2839] and lost! 0 days, 12:10:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/26 09:15:01] Smorgasbord has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:35:45 from level 49.
[08/16/26 21:50:37] ZOTTA, fork, and yano [2816/4206] have team battled Smorgasbord, MistahKel, and BastelBot [1722/2796] and won! 1 day, 11:25:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/26 15:45:40] scumola [329/852] has challenged Smorgasbord [279/561] in combat and won! 18 days, 01:26:15 is removed from scumola's clock.