Player Info

User: confunctius
Class: admin
Admin?: No
Level: 61
Next level: 43 days, 04:03:20
Status: Offline
Host: confunctius!~scumbag@user/confunctius
Account Created: Tue Nov 29 02:49:31 2022
Last login: Thu Jun 29 00:59:44 2023
Total time idled: 253 days, 08:15:04
Current position: [128,392]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 108 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 284 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 104
gloves: 64
helm: 47
leggings: 53
ring: 74 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 53
tunic: 70
weapon: 270 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1127

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: None
quit: 2 days, 14:18:38

total: 2 days, 14:18:38

Character Modifiers

[11/29/22 09:11:07] confunctius [0/3] has challenged GilbertErik [762/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to confunctius's clock.
[11/29/22 09:25:48] confunctius [5/7] has challenged cadfael [195/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to confunctius's clock.
[11/29/22 16:08:55] confunctius [20/78] has challenged Finley [533/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to confunctius's clock.
[11/30/22 01:24:43] confunctius [80/90] has challenged Affliction [734/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to confunctius's clock.
[11/30/22 07:43:51] confunctius [68/115] has challenged CompanionCube [306/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:34 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/01/22 01:22:03] confunctius [115/124] has challenged pallas [228/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/01/22 16:58:24] confunctius [195/198] has challenged muirrum [52/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:53:08 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[12/01/22 19:46:04] confunctius set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:09 from level 26.
[12/01/22 23:07:09] confunctius [4/201] has challenged elf [401/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/02/22 06:42:33] pyre [804/823] has come upon confunctius [115/201] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:42:31 is removed from pyre's clock.
[12/02/22 07:48:42] confunctius [51/207] has challenged kzootech [538/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/02/22 17:42:44] confunctius [35/228] has challenged kiska [46/1144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/03/22 05:11:48] confunctius [72/230] has challenged Abe [212/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/03/22 13:39:22] confunctius ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:57 from level 30.
[12/03/22 18:53:28] confunctius [184/242] has challenged BenDover [267/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/04/22 01:43:16] tsr, HellSpawn, and freeboson [2576/2611] have team battled Sombra, Cirdan, and confunctius [1185/2212] and won! 8 days, 04:26:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/22 10:12:02] confunctius [132/242] has challenged Puff [63/802] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:17 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[12/04/22 23:58:36] confunctius [211/272] has challenged yano [372/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/05/22 20:57:45] confunctius [147/300] has challenged Arch [202/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/06/22 08:55:55] apb [417/925] has challenged confunctius [249/300] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:44:15 is removed from apb's clock.
[12/06/22 21:18:24] confunctius [187/300] has challenged Russell [1012/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/07/22 17:12:45] confunctius [217/300] has come upon Gonpael [137/244] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:21:31 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[12/07/22 17:12:45] confunctius has dealt Gonpael a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:32:38 is added to Gonpael's clock.
[12/08/22 11:15:43] confunctius [222/300] has challenged Omega [103/1031] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:48:30 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[12/09/22 12:30:22] confunctius [232/300] has challenged Nuae [162/674] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:13:44 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[12/10/22 02:55:40] confunctius was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:00 from level 37.
[12/10/22 19:21:17] confunctius [179/300] has challenged slim [443/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/11/22 00:21:32] confunctius got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:13 towards level 38.
[12/11/22 00:22:57] Chuck [111/690] has challenged confunctius [274/300] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:40:15 is added to Chuck's clock.
[12/11/22 07:31:15] confunctius stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:13 towards level 38.
[12/11/22 12:25:46] Paganel [419/731] has challenged confunctius [254/300] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:11:07 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[12/12/22 07:30:17] confunctius [239/310] has challenged ToHellWithGA [765/1037] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/13/22 09:19:55] confunctius grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:19 towards level 39.
[12/14/22 20:35:34] Gorek, confunctius, and rawgreaze [96/2255] have team battled Lenny_, 0x00, and Paganel [577/1616] and lost! 0 days, 01:39:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/22 06:32:16] confunctius [143/310] has challenged GilbertErik [641/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/16/22 17:02:43] confunctius discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:35 towards level 40.
[12/17/22 14:46:17] confunctius misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:25 from level 40.
[12/17/22 14:52:46] confunctius [172/316] has challenged TheSilentLink [724/919] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/18/22 07:05:54] sam [405/889] has challenged confunctius [57/316] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:20:32 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/19/22 05:11:42] zgrep [543/652] has challenged confunctius [178/316] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:47:42 is removed from zgrep's clock.
[12/19/22 12:13:34] Aksej [221/979] has challenged confunctius [97/316] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:40:11 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[12/20/22 10:02:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried confunctius 0 days, 00:13:48 toward level 41.
[12/20/22 11:27:02] confunctius [233/342] has challenged KindOne [438/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/21/22 14:29:01] CodeGeek, laama, and MrMagoo [832/2463] have team battled Sombra, SSLbits, and confunctius [799/1904] and won! 1 day, 01:37:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/22 22:51:13] confunctius [166/342] has come upon gildarts [600/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:59:47 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/21/22 23:44:13] munkis, tomhek, and hugga [794/2261] have team battled simple, confunctius, and eising [1413/2205] and lost! 1 day, 07:06:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/22 00:28:09] Finley [120/643] has challenged confunctius [176/342] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:53:18 is added to Finley's clock.
[12/22/22 10:19:43] \dev\ice, ZOTTA, and bananaboat [1386/1969] have team battled Ecko, confunctius, and Bolded [198/2152] and won! 0 days, 01:37:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/22 14:16:47] confunctius stole talisein's level 291 pair of boots while they were sleeping! confunctius leaves their old level 28 pair of boots behind, which talisein then takes.
[12/23/22 23:15:21] confunctius [369/578] has challenged CrashOverride [137/737] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:17:17 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[12/24/22 08:24:34] jacquesssss [68/256] has come upon confunctius [158/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:16 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[12/24/22 13:24:39] confunctius [368/578] has come upon Yarosh [20/499] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:26:01 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[12/26/22 09:58:32] Zaratustra [80/738] has come upon confunctius [30/578] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:39:28 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/26/22 11:28:09] confunctius [275/578] has challenged dyvonna [153/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[12/27/22 02:09:51] confunctius [337/578] has come upon dyvonna [620/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:31:26 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/27/22 03:55:50] io, Centrixx, and confunctius [2683/2790] have team battled simple, slim, and crysis [1272/2310] and won! 0 days, 14:33:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/22 14:10:39] confunctius [361/578] has challenged nya [108/1229] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:25:44 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[12/30/22 07:13:22] rawgreaze [322/1008] has challenged confunctius [136/578] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:42 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[12/30/22 15:09:11] confunctius bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:23:09 from level 45.
[12/30/22 23:17:07] Finley [605/646] has challenged confunctius [348/578] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:28:35 is removed from Finley's clock.
[12/30/22 23:32:13] confunctius, herald, idleneutral, and xbill have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/23 08:20:41] ttrs, confunctius, and aqsd [756/1574] have team battled Omega, Thorael, and MetaNova [1003/2432] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/23 04:02:53] confunctius [459/585] has challenged Koffa [333/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:32:15 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[01/03/23 13:20:36] Melon, Silvanus_Betrium, and confunctius [856/2529] have team battled jjasghar, SSLbits, and mordac [549/2201] and won! 0 days, 15:20:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/23 06:17:24] caeli, soltys, and Comnenus [469/2506] have team battled Psilocybe, confunctius, and Andrio [1290/2322] and lost! 0 days, 01:41:14 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/23 12:38:51] confunctius found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:07 towards level 46.
[01/06/23 00:27:05] confunctius [230/588] has challenged xbill [663/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to confunctius's clock.
[01/06/23 07:12:11] confunctius found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:04 towards level 47.
[01/06/23 08:52:13] confunctius [445/588] has challenged buzel [298/722] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:57:53 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[01/06/23 11:53:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried confunctius 3 days, 05:13:28 toward level 47.
[01/06/23 20:47:10] confunctius discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:52 towards level 47.
[01/07/23 00:14:02] confunctius fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! confunctius's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/07/23 05:57:11] confunctius [403/585] has challenged Theleveler [374/837] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:04:16 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[01/07/23 11:21:05] Pricey, confunctius, and io [1289/2312] have team battled wille, signofzeta, and MetaNova [217/2344] and won! 0 days, 01:43:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/23 18:13:34] confunctius [202/610] has challenged Crazycatlady [479/722] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to confunctius's clock.
[01/07/23 18:36:15] gradator [224/545] has challenged confunctius [420/610] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:08:44 is added to gradator's clock.
[01/07/23 18:56:16] crank [75/627] has challenged confunctius [74/610] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:04:49 is removed from crank's clock.
[01/09/23 03:04:22] confunctius [381/610] has come upon wollu [184/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:58:20 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[01/09/23 22:07:50] MetaNova, Sario, and binaryhermit [962/2259] have team battled Khorne, eroc1990, and confunctius [665/2268] and won! 1 day, 19:48:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/23 06:51:02] confunctius [84/610] has come upon Tenorman [685/742] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:25:37 is added to confunctius's clock.
[01/11/23 23:04:50] confunctius, DownAndUp, and MetaNova [1358/1936] have team battled ZOTTA, CodeGeek, and damyan [430/2541] and won! 0 days, 17:09:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/23 11:13:16] confunctius was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:34:39 from level 48.
[01/13/23 13:04:30] confunctius [186/610] has come upon Minus [786/865] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:44:23 is added to confunctius's clock.
[01/14/23 04:19:40] confunctius stole laama's level 179 weapon while they were sleeping! confunctius leaves their old level 42 weapon behind, which laama then takes.
[01/14/23 06:36:16] confunctius [133/733] has challenged Affliction [495/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:45 is added to confunctius's clock.
[01/14/23 11:48:57] confunctius [64/733] has come upon muirrum [270/415] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:17:43 is added to confunctius's clock.
[01/15/23 05:18:14] confunctius [144/740] has challenged pants [837/1170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to confunctius's clock.
[01/17/23 01:47:16] confunctius was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:49:12 from level 49.
[01/17/23 02:51:58] nya [473/1235] has challenged confunctius [531/740] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:48:44 is added to nya's clock.
[01/17/23 15:23:07] confunctius broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:03:37 from level 49.
[01/17/23 20:56:45] confunctius [349/740] has challenged d4n13L [389/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:41:12 is added to confunctius's clock.
[01/17/23 21:57:01] confunctius [164/740] has challenged Wam [161/1059] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:29:16 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[01/18/23 05:58:56] ToHellWithGA [696/1047] has challenged confunctius [300/740] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:36:29 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[01/18/23 07:24:25] confunctius [135/740] has come upon idlegood [391/763] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:26:39 is added to confunctius's clock.
[01/18/23 21:02:27] "\@_ [430/1173] has challenged confunctius [366/740] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:29:37 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[01/19/23 13:44:59] magnor, Asara, and confunctius [1688/1880] have team battled Cirdan, TimeWarp, and ephemer0l [971/2606] and won! 0 days, 02:49:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/23 01:02:36] magnor [303/304] has challenged confunctius [22/740] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:31 is removed from magnor's clock.
[01/21/23 09:32:55] confunctius [420/740] has come upon Thorael [198/673] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:51:51 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[01/22/23 14:30:34] confunctius found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:35 towards level 49.
[01/22/23 18:09:23] gildarts, confunctius, GilbertErik, and anarcat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/23 03:47:46] confunctius was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:21:45 from level 49.
[01/23/23 09:54:15] confunctius [528/740] has come upon Reilly [271/893] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:10:24 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[01/24/23 00:08:47] confunctius [587/740] has come upon Acolarh [502/924] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:35:57 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[01/24/23 07:57:17] confunctius [433/740] has challenged zbe [416/1111] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:12:28 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[01/24/23 07:57:17] confunctius has dealt zbe a Critical Strike! 3 days, 03:51:38 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/24/23 22:17:55] confunctius [286/740] has come upon Platonides [333/852] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:25:27 is added to confunctius's clock.
[01/25/23 20:23:24] confunctius bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:27:02 towards level 50.
[01/26/23 01:02:47] DontEvenPeek, Minus, and TauPan [188/2274] have team battled gradator, washclof, and confunctius [642/2350] and lost! 0 days, 13:46:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/23 15:58:18] confunctius [282/740] has come upon DontEvenPeek [46/497] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:46:45 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[01/27/23 15:05:27] jaxson [93/529] has challenged confunctius [146/740] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:28:05 is added to jaxson's clock.
[01/28/23 03:08:01] cfjk [496/627] has challenged confunctius [339/740] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:30:16 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[01/28/23 06:08:41] heisenbug [68/713] has challenged confunctius [710/740] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:22:08 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[01/28/23 14:54:19] confunctius [670/740] has come upon CornFly [555/687] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:06:35 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[01/28/23 23:32:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried confunctius 1 day, 03:41:15 toward level 50.
[01/28/23 23:32:22] confunctius is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:33:13 is added to their clock.
[01/29/23 17:23:21] confunctius saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:57:17 from level 50.
[01/30/23 04:57:09] confunctius [329/740] has challenged enteral [142/712] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:46:03 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[01/30/23 15:22:28] confunctius [102/740] has come upon sky [268/896] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:37:34 is added to confunctius's clock.
[01/31/23 20:52:37] confunctius, elf, and Stevland [1358/2475] have team battled Paganel, Crazycatlady, and thornrag [1595/2202] and lost! 1 day, 19:52:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/23 21:18:28] confunctius tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:35 towards level 51.
[01/31/23 23:14:38] wowbagger [416/608] has come upon confunctius [150/740] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:41:45 is removed from wowbagger's clock.
[02/03/23 03:56:52] confunctius stole Tangles's level 47 helm while they were sleeping! confunctius leaves their old level 25 helm behind, which Tangles then takes.
[02/03/23 15:37:51] yNos [175/641] has challenged confunctius [141/760] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:33:50 is removed from yNos's clock.
[02/03/23 15:39:36] confunctius saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:32:43 from level 51.
[02/03/23 21:39:35] confunctius is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:52:11 is added to their clock.
[02/04/23 11:35:48] Drin, Sherpard2, and sky [611/2311] have team battled \dev\ice, confunctius, and Asara [2096/2340] and lost! 3 days, 01:59:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/23 12:36:04] confunctius [30/760] has come upon nya [809/1280] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:23:33 is added to confunctius's clock.
[02/04/23 12:56:14] laama [34/617] has come upon confunctius [699/760] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:18:09 is added to laama's clock.
[02/04/23 16:48:59] confunctius walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:27:09 from level 51.
[02/04/23 17:26:46] confunctius died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:26:46 from level 51.
[02/06/23 11:12:27] Erwinstein [12/116] has challenged confunctius [94/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Erwinstein's clock.
[02/06/23 15:59:04] confunctius [693/760] has come upon JigmeDatse [522/743] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:39:12 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[02/06/23 21:04:41] confunctius burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! confunctius's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/06/23 22:36:37] confunctius was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:14:28 from level 51.
[02/06/23 23:52:08] confunctius misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:09:08 from level 51.
[02/07/23 11:49:14] confunctius [108/756] has come upon Sombra [945/992] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:58:25 is added to confunctius's clock.
[02/08/23 18:52:38] \dev\ice [425/738] has challenged confunctius [542/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:01:44 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[02/11/23 02:41:36] confunctius met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:20:26 from level 51.
[02/12/23 15:26:31] confunctius got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:40 towards level 51.
[02/20/23 03:37:33] confunctius was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:32:57 from level 51.
[02/20/23 09:23:10] confunctius ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:56:01 from level 51.
[02/21/23 04:51:47] pyre [156/840] has challenged confunctius [54/756] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:48:28 is removed from pyre's clock.
[02/22/23 15:39:22] confunctius [247/756] has challenged drahthaar [422/1224] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to confunctius's clock.
[02/23/23 14:46:39] confunctius [518/756] has come upon muirrum [10/583] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:57:27 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[02/23/23 22:06:17] confunctius was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:06:45 from level 52.
[02/24/23 08:08:25] anarcat, BastelBot, and AlexS [1485/2468] have team battled Drin, confunctius, and thornrag [574/2201] and won! 2 days, 11:29:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/23 12:11:41] krustenkaese [56/233] has challenged confunctius [717/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to krustenkaese's clock.
[02/24/23 18:09:04] confunctius [64/756] has challenged Nysdar [156/876] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:01:38 is added to confunctius's clock.
[02/24/23 21:36:53] confunctius, dwfreed, xbill, and laama have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/23 20:14:00] hdm [687/985] has challenged confunctius [437/756] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:32:50 is removed from hdm's clock.
[02/25/23 20:14:00] In the fierce battle, confunctius dropped their level 291 pair of boots! hdm picks it up, tossing their old level 284 pair of boots to confunctius.
[02/25/23 23:14:37] confunctius [654/747] has challenged GRIZZLYMAN [252/437] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:58:57 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[02/26/23 02:08:00] Khorne [817/1111] has come upon confunctius [67/747] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:58:47 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[02/26/23 11:48:44] confunctius is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:49:31 is added to their clock.
[02/26/23 18:18:18] confunctius [416/747] has challenged dax [279/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:40:39 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[02/27/23 07:47:30] washclof, JigmeDatse, and "\@_ [1072/3045] have team battled Erwinstein, Togra, and confunctius [1447/1773] and lost! 7 days, 18:26:25 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/23 01:35:33] confunctius is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:18:00 is added to their clock.
[02/28/23 15:27:06] confunctius [373/750] has challenged dax [125/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:32 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[02/28/23 22:28:29] Tangles [14/749] has challenged confunctius [356/750] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:19:52 is added to Tangles's clock.
[03/01/23 16:25:39] confunctius [306/750] has come upon V [386/872] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:23:58 is added to confunctius's clock.
[03/02/23 11:59:57] confunctius found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:32 towards level 52.
[03/02/23 14:36:23] confunctius [28/750] has challenged zcy [507/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:04 is added to confunctius's clock.
[03/03/23 00:38:56] confunctius got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:11 towards level 52.
[03/04/23 19:05:36] confunctius saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:59 from level 52.
[03/05/23 10:03:34] confunctius [369/786] has challenged SSLbits [325/568] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:12:08 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[03/06/23 05:27:01] confunctius learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:53:27 towards level 53.
[03/08/23 05:44:45] V [188/879] has challenged confunctius [511/786] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:30:20 is added to V's clock.
[03/08/23 09:04:00] confunctius [46/786] has challenged TheSilentLink [30/873] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:51:12 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[03/08/23 16:34:10] Kachin, pwae, and bananaboat [2297/2650] have team battled confunctius, yNos, and pyre [881/2265] and won! 2 days, 17:21:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/23 22:46:36] confunctius ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:02:32 from level 53.
[03/10/23 10:50:12] confunctius [775/786] has come upon GilbertErik [594/777] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:49:13 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[03/13/23 01:40:47] Crazycatlady [476/712] has challenged confunctius [77/786] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:44:17 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[03/13/23 22:02:51] confunctius, crank, and Crazycatlady [171/2129] have team battled EddieT137, Forud, and Angelina [882/2699] and lost! 0 days, 07:37:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/23 00:45:42] Kurenai [526/931] has challenged confunctius [722/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:32:04 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[03/14/23 08:48:44] confunctius stole ahmubashshir's level 300 weapon while they were sleeping! confunctius leaves their old level 179 weapon behind, which ahmubashshir then takes.
[03/14/23 21:51:59] confunctius, binaryhermit, and Wam [1610/2779] have team battled crysis, jjasghar, and Luca [1374/2427] and won! 0 days, 04:23:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/23 15:25:35] confunctius [275/895] has challenged kzootech [111/456] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:32:28 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[03/15/23 20:14:11] confunctius bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:37:51 towards level 54.
[03/15/23 20:54:53] confunctius [855/895] has challenged ChowderKeg [416/864] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:47:41 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[03/16/23 01:07:09] JamCow, Tangles, and CompanionCube [1811/2173] have team battled confunctius, Kachin, and MELOONi [1201/2862] and won! 2 days, 08:58:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/23 01:29:04] BastelBot, Theleveler, and confunctius [1734/2503] have team battled dwfreed, Yarosh, and SirNeo [1508/2255] and won! 1 day, 00:13:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/23 06:15:21] confunctius was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:38 towards level 54.
[03/17/23 13:58:16] confunctius stole shikhin's level 104 charm while they were sleeping! confunctius leaves their old level 40 charm behind, which shikhin then takes.
[03/18/23 01:01:46] BastelBot [682/765] has come upon confunctius [720/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:39:24 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[03/19/23 01:43:04] confunctius invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:02:19 towards level 54.
[03/19/23 02:25:33] confunctius was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:05:56 from level 54.
[03/20/23 23:29:31] ukleinek, confunctius, and kenyon [1657/2425] have team battled ToHellWithGA, allo, and Thorael [1774/2609] and lost! 0 days, 18:15:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/23 03:55:49] confunctius [441/955] has come upon kzootech [381/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:48:49 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[03/21/23 06:19:18] V [79/879] has come upon confunctius [192/955] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 23:26:28 is added to V's clock.
[03/25/23 04:10:34] KindOne [63/530] has come upon confunctius [928/955] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:42:52 is added to KindOne's clock.
[03/25/23 13:14:52] confunctius [361/955] has challenged Puff [336/691] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:45:04 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[03/26/23 07:47:45] confunctius [729/955] has challenged crank [568/634] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:04:39 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[03/27/23 20:26:26] xbill, Angelina, and confunctius [2091/2713] have team battled unicron, Drin, and jacob1 [1634/2455] and won! 0 days, 15:43:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/23 08:58:13] Stevland [866/1025] has challenged confunctius [553/955] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:53:56 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[03/28/23 12:35:49] blabber [410/1114] has come upon confunctius [456/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:53:49 is added to blabber's clock.
[03/28/23 19:01:27] confunctius [254/955] has come upon Lenny_ [306/636] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:54:26 is added to confunctius's clock.
[03/29/23 14:36:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed confunctius with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 14:32:56 from level 55.
[03/30/23 17:10:19] GilbertErik [68/777] has challenged confunctius [500/955] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:42:46 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[03/31/23 00:03:15] confunctius, eroc1990, nawcom, and Kachin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/23 08:09:27] confunctius [218/955] has come upon tomgus1 [326/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:49:18 is added to confunctius's clock.
[04/02/23 05:35:32] idleneutral [89/663] has challenged confunctius [759/955] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:39:56 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[04/02/23 20:28:03] confunctius caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:27:10 towards level 55.
[04/03/23 08:28:32] confunctius [474/955] has challenged happymeal [268/340] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:27:53 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[04/04/23 13:15:40] confunctius got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:16 towards level 55.
[04/04/23 23:45:49] confunctius found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:47 towards level 55.
[04/05/23 05:59:31] Queegly [165/238] has challenged confunctius [302/955] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Queegly's clock.
[04/06/23 03:14:52] confunctius [658/955] has come upon ahmubashshir [651/727] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:24:59 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[04/07/23 08:57:08] hdm [138/963] has challenged confunctius [225/958] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:13:32 is added to hdm's clock.
[04/07/23 14:50:23] confunctius [433/958] has challenged Thorael [122/696] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:05 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[04/08/23 10:03:20] confunctius [42/958] has challenged washclof [1052/1085] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to confunctius's clock.
[04/09/23 06:21:49] confunctius bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:01:14 towards level 56.
[04/09/23 12:51:10] confunctius walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:42:05 from level 56.
[04/09/23 19:35:17] n0ssh [326/623] has come upon confunctius [518/958] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:49:10 is added to n0ssh's clock.
[04/09/23 22:46:05] confunctius was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:15:05 towards level 56.
[04/11/23 03:01:13] confunctius [667/958] has come upon Nysdar [582/821] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:15:44 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[04/13/23 02:24:58] confunctius is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:50:57 is added to their clock.
[04/13/23 17:15:28] Pricey [226/511] has come upon confunctius [897/958] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:06:31 is added to Pricey's clock.
[04/16/23 00:54:54] yano [508/1079] has come upon confunctius [778/958] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:23:09 is added to yano's clock.
[04/16/23 03:34:32] yNos [100/552] has challenged confunctius [734/958] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:53:27 is added to yNos's clock.
[04/17/23 06:20:02] confunctius [490/958] has come upon particleflux [160/440] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:45:37 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[04/17/23 07:21:27] confunctius broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:56:03 from level 56.
[04/17/23 11:41:33] binaryhermit [336/831] has challenged confunctius [526/958] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:31:22 is added to binaryhermit's clock.
[04/19/23 02:17:28] confunctius [327/958] has come upon Kachin [171/1009] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:03:07 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[04/20/23 06:56:03] confunctius set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:46:44 from level 56.
[04/20/23 07:25:28] confunctius was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:19:36 from level 56.
[04/20/23 16:00:54] confunctius broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:55:22 from level 56.
[04/20/23 23:00:11] Koffa [618/693] has challenged confunctius [331/958] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:22:03 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[04/21/23 17:04:17] herald [627/680] has challenged confunctius [952/958] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:07:19 is added to herald's clock.
[04/23/23 23:15:54] nowz [360/492] has challenged confunctius [159/958] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:36:23 is removed from nowz's clock.
[04/24/23 11:04:01] alephnull [132/393] has challenged confunctius [611/958] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to alephnull's clock.
[04/24/23 20:45:16] Bluedog [736/833] has come upon confunctius [295/958] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:02:58 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[04/29/23 07:29:25] confunctius [761/958] has come upon "\@_ [1062/1173] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:11:26 is added to confunctius's clock.
[04/29/23 08:28:28] confunctius learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:46:24 from level 56.
[04/29/23 08:39:24] confunctius EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:49:38 from level 56.
[04/29/23 23:05:32] confunctius left their weapon out in the rain to rust! confunctius's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/30/23 02:26:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried confunctius 0 days, 03:27:09 toward level 56.
[04/30/23 09:46:17] confunctius [926/931] has challenged SirBummelz [251/862] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:32:47 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[05/02/23 03:28:31] confunctius learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:32:17 towards level 57.
[05/02/23 22:07:33] pants, hax404, and shikhin [276/2639] have team battled confunctius, tswsl, and Paganel [128/2407] and won! 1 day, 00:29:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/23 13:14:52] confunctius learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:09:29 towards level 57.
[05/03/23 18:13:49] confunctius was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:15 towards level 57.
[05/04/23 18:55:54] rawgreaze [600/1011] has come upon confunctius [201/931] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:30:38 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[05/08/23 08:15:42] confunctius bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:14 towards level 57.
[05/09/23 00:16:30] confunctius stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:03:08 towards level 57.
[05/10/23 10:41:19] confunctius [490/931] has come upon Kurenai [316/913] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:33:06 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[05/11/23 00:58:29] confunctius [436/931] has come upon xbill [563/1032] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:55:02 is added to confunctius's clock.
[05/11/23 10:15:02] confunctius [274/931] has come upon t3chn0 [177/948] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:25:31 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[05/13/23 01:59:23] Asara [13/855] has challenged confunctius [607/931] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:47:10 is added to Asara's clock.
[05/14/23 10:06:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed confunctius with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 01:03:45 from level 57.
[05/15/23 16:03:56] freeboson [70/994] has come upon confunctius [902/931] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:07:27 is added to freeboson's clock.
[05/16/23 02:18:30] confunctius is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:34:35 is added to their clock.
[05/17/23 07:42:59] confunctius [701/996] has challenged SSLbits [313/658] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:54:50 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[05/17/23 16:27:02] confunctius [614/996] has come upon Covid-19 [727/958] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:13:53 is added to confunctius's clock.
[05/18/23 10:43:47] confunctius [782/996] has come upon arkie [183/379] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:54:43 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[05/18/23 12:28:15] dwfreed [139/1159] has challenged confunctius [307/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:05 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[05/18/23 23:42:04] confunctius was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:11:26 towards level 58.
[05/19/23 05:53:44] confunctius misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:50:23 from level 58.
[05/19/23 07:29:44] confunctius, Forud, gegenschein, and Omega have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/23 18:41:35] megubyte, CompanionCube, and Khorne [716/2311] have team battled confunctius, Tangles, and Kurenai [2177/2675] and lost! 0 days, 12:10:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/23 19:35:04] confunctius [961/996] has challenged bfft [711/802] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:58:36 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[05/19/23 21:35:32] confunctius [540/996] has challenged Berserker [23/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:53 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[05/22/23 18:32:06] misha [145/533] has come upon confunctius [935/996] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:57:36 is added to misha's clock.
[05/22/23 18:32:28] confunctius bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:34:28 towards level 58.
[05/22/23 20:18:43] CodeGeek, TimeWarp, and zbe [530/2937] have team battled spex, Dan, and confunctius [596/2858] and lost! 0 days, 20:34:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/23 14:33:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried confunctius 4 days, 20:01:01 toward level 58.
[05/23/23 16:30:04] Wam, KindOne, and kzootech [613/2058] have team battled confunctius, Tenorman, and VonToutCourt [968/3167] and lost! 0 days, 02:15:48 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/23 19:56:56] DontEvenPeek [45/616] has challenged confunctius [22/996] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:45:40 is removed from DontEvenPeek's clock.
[05/25/23 08:20:25] washclof [252/1084] has come upon confunctius [600/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:13:06 is added to washclof's clock.
[05/25/23 08:53:27] confunctius gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:38 towards level 58.
[05/25/23 17:00:21] confunctius [84/996] has come upon fstrelok [650/755] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:39:43 is added to confunctius's clock.
[05/25/23 22:00:18] confunctius [99/996] has come upon HeavyPodda [472/673] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:26:37 is added to confunctius's clock.
[05/25/23 23:08:57] confunctius [150/996] has challenged ahmubashshir [453/693] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:17:47 is added to confunctius's clock.
[05/26/23 03:01:53] confunctius, SSLbits, and scumola [252/2559] have team battled noex, thornrag, and medivh [547/1569] and lost! 0 days, 09:37:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/23 04:40:34] confunctius grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:41 towards level 58.
[05/27/23 17:00:32] confunctius is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:42:54 is added to their clock.
[05/27/23 19:48:42] StalkR, confunctius, and IFireflyl [287/2417] have team battled Carl, Yarosh, and SirBummelz [1096/2281] and lost! 0 days, 03:09:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/23 14:45:27] confunctius [954/996] has challenged Kachin [688/1009] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:19:04 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[05/28/23 14:45:27] confunctius has dealt Kachin a Critical Strike! 4 days, 23:25:21 is added to Kachin's clock.
[05/29/23 02:22:33] confunctius [64/996] has come upon gradator [348/567] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:41:38 is added to confunctius's clock.
[05/30/23 13:13:35] confunctius tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:47:21 towards level 59.
[05/31/23 03:25:30] confunctius invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:03:06 towards level 59.
[05/31/23 08:39:01] confunctius [48/996] has challenged io [889/1131] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:46:37 is added to confunctius's clock.
[06/01/23 13:40:39] confunctius [766/996] has come upon "\@_ [902/1181] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:31:37 is added to confunctius's clock.
[06/01/23 22:00:37] confunctius bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:31:01 towards level 59.
[06/03/23 02:56:27] Stevland [1002/1025] has come upon confunctius [810/996] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:44:26 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[06/04/23 14:15:49] confunctius stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:48:11 towards level 59.
[06/04/23 20:28:58] confunctius found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:58:49 towards level 59.
[06/05/23 05:53:02] confunctius [283/996] has challenged Minus [869/897] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:40:16 is added to confunctius's clock.
[06/05/23 07:33:49] confunctius [411/996] has come upon GilbertErik [731/796] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:37:49 is added to confunctius's clock.
[06/05/23 11:34:57] confunctius learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:10 towards level 59.
[06/05/23 13:03:33] confunctius invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:15:30 towards level 59.
[06/05/23 21:02:40] confunctius got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:59:56 towards level 59.
[06/06/23 00:48:33] Omega [869/1050] has come upon confunctius [777/996] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:26:32 is removed from Omega's clock.
[06/06/23 07:22:47] sir_idle_alot, Paganel, and Asara [791/1978] have team battled confunctius, soltys, and Kachin [2669/3014] and lost! 0 days, 13:14:51 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/23 10:59:23] confunctius [84/996] has challenged ufo-piloot [368/589] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:36:12 is added to confunctius's clock.
[06/07/23 18:08:25] confunctius, olsner, and idleneutral [2314/2572] have team battled Pricey, Kurenai, and DontEvenPeek [1419/2086] and won! 2 days, 00:34:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/23 16:05:25] KingPimpCommand, Notir, and fstrelok [538/2245] have team battled Drin, confunctius, and Abe [1648/2503] and lost! 0 days, 05:22:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/23 23:26:07] Tabmow [78/850] has challenged confunctius [966/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:03:01 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[06/11/23 08:00:52] confunctius grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:51:32 towards level 59.
[06/11/23 12:22:00] confunctius [903/996] has come upon SirBummelz [514/873] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:32:03 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[06/12/23 14:21:00] confunctius is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:19:01 is added to their clock.
[06/12/23 21:32:30] confunctius was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:17:54 towards level 59.
[06/12/23 21:41:30] Yarosh, Wolf, and Nysdar [1105/2214] have team battled eroc1990, Minus, and confunctius [2276/2714] and lost! 0 days, 11:14:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/23 04:44:14] confunctius [35/996] has challenged RussellB [182/971] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:26:57 is added to confunctius's clock.
[06/13/23 06:19:42] confunctius bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:03 towards level 59.
[06/14/23 08:32:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed confunctius with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 03:55:41 from level 59.
[06/14/23 12:42:34] drahthaar, confunctius, and nya [353/3356] have team battled yano, StalkR, and Aksej [1055/2679] and lost! 1 day, 23:21:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/23 04:59:07] confunctius [373/996] has challenged Tabmow [828/850] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:06:45 is added to confunctius's clock.
[06/15/23 13:13:57] medivh [132/383] has come upon confunctius [830/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:43:20 is added to medivh's clock.
[06/16/23 04:31:53] HellSpawn [528/1105] has challenged confunctius [801/996] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:13:45 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[06/16/23 11:08:20] confunctius [92/996] has challenged MetaNova [552/726] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:11:16 is added to confunctius's clock.
[06/17/23 04:30:59] confunctius [494/996] has come upon tomhek [384/1014] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:43:26 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[06/17/23 10:01:00] ion [577/893] has come upon confunctius [568/996] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:25:22 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/19/23 20:33:16] confunctius [150/996] has challenged vectr0n [13/650] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:27:29 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[06/21/23 12:35:21] confunctius was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:13 towards level 59.
[06/21/23 13:57:49] V, ToHellWithGA, and CodeGeek [1651/3256] have team battled confunctius, style, and Theleveler [944/2474] and won! 2 days, 18:38:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/23 04:37:55] confunctius is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:19:17 is added to their clock.
[06/23/23 03:37:59] confunctius EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:02:33 from level 59.
[06/23/23 09:04:39] Jens [718/840] has come upon confunctius [506/996] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:46:49 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/23/23 19:57:13] BastelBot, Neil, and confunctius [379/2432] have team battled gradator, Puff, and IFireflyl [752/1808] and lost! 0 days, 16:05:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/23 00:58:30] confunctius died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:24:57 from level 59.
[06/26/23 22:01:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried confunctius 0 days, 07:58:58 toward level 59.
[06/27/23 17:34:02] confunctius [364/996] has challenged Reilly [71/893] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:50:25 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[06/27/23 20:58:55] Succulents, solarsparq, and "\@_ [281/2143] have team battled JigmeDatse, jaxson, and confunctius [1338/2339] and lost! 0 days, 02:03:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/23 01:31:47] confunctius [781/996] has challenged IFireflyl [239/530] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:03:22 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[06/28/23 10:23:21] MrMagoo [244/679] has come upon confunctius [371/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:17:19 is added to MrMagoo's clock.
[06/29/23 21:24:59] Mat [187/569] has come upon confunctius [886/996] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:01:03 is added to Mat's clock.
[06/30/23 22:48:00] anarcat, confunctius, and Tabmow [2404/3062] have team battled sc, hugga, and Kurenai [2634/2794] and lost! 1 day, 21:25:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/23 02:56:12] confunctius [102/996] has come upon Blohsh [409/444] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:08:37 is added to confunctius's clock.
[07/02/23 05:17:42] confunctius [692/996] has come upon slim [560/749] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:35:50 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[07/02/23 12:01:01] confunctius was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:09:23 towards level 60.
[07/02/23 14:12:43] confunctius stole brycec's level 53 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! confunctius leaves their old level 49 pair of gloves behind, which brycec then takes.
[07/04/23 06:25:55] confunctius was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:53:11 towards level 60.
[07/04/23 15:27:22] confunctius [762/999] has come upon t3chn0 [737/948] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:29:40 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[07/05/23 13:07:32] confunctius [686/999] has come upon bananaboat [225/776] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:05:36 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[07/05/23 14:06:39] MELOONi, canton7, and HeavyPodda [1856/2482] have team battled confunctius, zbe, and Cirdan [345/3205] and won! 0 days, 14:39:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/23 17:18:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed confunctius with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 01:18:36 from level 60.
[07/06/23 05:24:41] ion [347/893] has come upon confunctius [862/999] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:11:59 is added to ion's clock.
[07/06/23 15:12:22] zifnab06, mordac, and unicron [1768/1974] have team battled Tenedos, BastelBot, and confunctius [978/2348] and won! 1 day, 08:53:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/23 22:30:04] Drin [433/900] has challenged confunctius [596/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:10:13 is added to Drin's clock.
[07/08/23 09:02:15] confunctius [915/999] has come upon JamCow [555/951] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:43:16 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[07/08/23 10:27:22] confunctius [67/999] has come upon enteral [664/973] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:47:11 is added to confunctius's clock.
[07/08/23 18:50:26] confunctius [492/999] has come upon nya [437/1226] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:09:55 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[07/09/23 12:34:42] confunctius got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:12:06 from level 60.
[07/09/23 17:54:51] confunctius is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:36:59 is added to their clock.
[07/14/23 22:10:08] mzumquadrat [43/83] has challenged confunctius [942/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to mzumquadrat's clock.
[07/15/23 11:18:49] confunctius is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:41:38 is added to their clock.
[07/15/23 15:10:54] Puff [491/722] has come upon confunctius [721/999] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:29:41 is added to Puff's clock.
[07/15/23 22:40:46] confunctius [5/999] has come upon Thorael [18/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:06:47 is added to confunctius's clock.
[07/16/23 18:30:44] enteral [363/973] has challenged confunctius [104/999] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:07:52 is removed from enteral's clock.
[07/16/23 18:30:44] In the fierce battle, confunctius dropped their level 65 shield! enteral picks it up, tossing their old level 33 shield to confunctius.
[07/17/23 02:12:56] h00k [481/523] has challenged confunctius [940/971] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:01:35 is added to h00k's clock.
[07/17/23 05:13:37] confunctius [529/971] has challenged Chuck [291/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:33:55 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[07/17/23 05:13:37] In the fierce battle, Chuck dropped their level 64 pair of gloves! confunctius picks it up, tossing their old level 53 pair of gloves to Chuck.
[07/18/23 23:24:08] Sario, vegadark, and Techman [1711/2446] have team battled hax404, confunctius, and pyre [707/2294] and won! 0 days, 18:29:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/23 01:17:37] confunctius, CompanionCube, and Yarosh [1480/2355] have team battled MetaNova, cornfeedhobo, and pwae [602/2228] and won! 0 days, 00:48:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/23 02:29:14] signofzeta [58/1015] has come upon confunctius [613/981] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:02:02 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[07/19/23 04:32:44] confunctius [770/981] has challenged ToHellWithGA [1004/1199] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:07:13 is added to confunctius's clock.
[07/19/23 15:39:02] confunctius is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 13:31:25 is added to their clock.
[07/19/23 23:48:45] confunctius tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:53:14 towards level 61.
[07/21/23 11:39:33] confunctius grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:28:52 towards level 61.
[07/21/23 12:47:05] confunctius lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:14:25 from level 61.
[07/21/23 13:33:25] confunctius was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:18:21 towards level 61.
[07/22/23 00:38:55] confunctius was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:25:19 towards level 61.
[07/22/23 13:42:05] confunctius [1/981] has challenged Lord255 [641/761] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:04:11 is added to confunctius's clock.
[07/23/23 00:29:39] confunctius tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:13:13 towards level 61.
[07/23/23 03:32:05] Kesdak [76/88] has challenged confunctius [711/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to Kesdak's clock.
[07/23/23 04:17:51] pants [141/1239] has come upon confunctius [427/981] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:20:35 is added to pants's clock.
[07/23/23 06:15:18] AlexS, gideonstar, and yano [1251/1758] have team battled MetaNova, confunctius, and Aksej [675/2666] and won! 0 days, 10:00:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/23 17:40:56] confunctius was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:14:26 towards level 61.
[07/25/23 10:57:40] pwae [581/783] has challenged confunctius [18/981] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:38:00 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/25/23 20:20:05] confunctius [962/981] has come upon arkie [302/694] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:18:24 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[07/28/23 20:19:29] Kurenai [613/1017] has come upon confunctius [65/981] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:36:49 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[07/29/23 19:07:01] spex [794/1071] has come upon confunctius [280/981] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:55:56 is removed from spex's clock.
[07/30/23 02:04:24] Tabmow, Minus, and Carl [27/2676] have team battled confunctius, jjasghar, and tmberg [784/2961] and lost! 2 days, 22:25:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/23 00:38:47] confunctius [64/981] has come upon cadfael [805/928] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:02:55 is added to confunctius's clock.
[07/31/23 13:56:35] confunctius was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:11:39 from level 61.
[07/31/23 16:01:47] confunctius [722/981] has come upon Nysdar [169/740] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:20:56 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[08/02/23 04:11:49] Wam, confunctius, and linear [1041/2645] have team battled tmberg, damyan, and buzel [2131/2357] and lost! 2 days, 20:54:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/23 10:44:18] confunctius [799/981] has come upon Przemek [129/590] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:10:33 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[08/03/23 08:36:46] hax404, shikhin, and confunctius [351/2467] have team battled Reilly, Fenrik, and Theleveler [820/2989] and lost! 3 days, 20:13:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/23 14:05:12] confunctius found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:42:34 towards level 61.
[08/08/23 06:29:45] confunctius [446/981] has come upon ahmubashshir [205/632] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:43:33 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[08/09/23 00:43:29] aqsd [650/766] has come upon confunctius [833/981] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:05:34 is added to aqsd's clock.
[08/09/23 06:11:49] SSLbits, boscage, and Cockatrice [1764/2390] have team battled confunctius, jacob1, and Lnk [1501/2536] and won! 2 days, 14:14:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/23 10:00:23] vectr0n, anarcat, and confunctius [1415/2850] have team battled mzumquadrat, \dev\ice, and style [1427/1831] and lost! 1 day, 19:39:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/23 13:02:39] confunctius was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:20:42 towards level 61.
[08/10/23 01:24:49] Cirdan [598/1047] has challenged confunctius [116/981] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:51:44 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[08/10/23 10:56:42] confunctius is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:41:54 is added to their clock.
[08/11/23 04:31:10] confunctius [864/981] has challenged jjasghar [888/1058] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:34:27 is added to confunctius's clock.
[08/12/23 14:44:39] confunctius got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:42:20 towards level 61.
[08/14/23 00:51:04] confunctius had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:51 towards level 61.
[08/14/23 19:34:12] Zed_Spiker, sam, and bg [1678/2911] have team battled Wolf, Nuae, and confunctius [2214/2746] and lost! 1 day, 19:30:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/23 23:52:24] confunctius [837/981] has challenged Yarosh [430/533] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:47:25 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[08/15/23 09:00:33] soltys [814/1051] has come upon confunctius [204/981] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:04:10 is removed from soltys's clock.
[08/15/23 10:43:27] confunctius stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:01 towards level 61.
[08/15/23 19:38:12] ter0 [309/337] has challenged confunctius [486/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to ter0's clock.
[08/16/23 17:53:42] confunctius [518/981] has come upon pwae [509/767] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:25:16 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[08/16/23 17:53:42] confunctius has dealt pwae a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:54:37 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/17/23 15:28:41] confunctius stole Khorne's level 53 shield while they were sleeping! confunctius leaves their old level 33 shield behind, which Khorne then takes.
[08/17/23 23:08:55] gildarts [670/873] has challenged confunctius [138/999] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:03:10 is removed from gildarts's clock.
[08/19/23 07:22:31] confunctius [472/1010] has challenged idlegood [618/741] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to confunctius's clock.
[08/20/23 13:30:13] jjasghar [312/1068] has come upon confunctius [400/1010] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:30:40 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[08/20/23 23:19:50] confunctius got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:45:49 towards level 62.
[08/21/23 02:36:30] el, CompanionCube, and confunctius [1177/2433] have team battled solarsparq, brycec, and Carl [722/2934] and won! 1 day, 01:57:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/23 05:59:53] confunctius was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:08:30 towards level 62.