Player Info

User: cornfeedhobo
Class: Hobo of the Corn
Admin?: No
Level: 73
Next level: 24 days, 10:20:47
Status: Online
Host: cornfeedhobo!~cornfeedh@user/cornfeedhobo
Account Created: Wed Jul 28 10:56:59 2021
Last login: Sun Nov 17 15:32:37 2024
Total time idled: 674 days, 16:07:17
Current position: [219,248]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 44
boots: 255 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 58
gloves: 44
helm: 56 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 27
ring: 47
shield: 32
tunic: 72 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 52

sum: 687

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 4 days, 22:48:55
part: None
quest: 3 days, 13:00:34
quit: 41 days, 14:33:57

total: 50 days, 02:23:26

Character Modifiers

[07/28/21 16:32:02] cornfeedhobo [1/7] has challenged fattrat [399/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/28/21 17:27:53] cornfeedhobo [6/24] has challenged Nechayev [261/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/29/21 11:13:44] cornfeedhobo [22/147] has challenged Russell [2/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:23:21 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/29/21 23:15:57] nawcom [461/475] has come upon cornfeedhobo [155/192] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:04:15 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[07/30/21 05:53:14] Rowbot [230/258] has challenged cornfeedhobo [71/198] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Rowbot's clock.
[07/30/21 06:24:36] bsleep [101/469] has challenged cornfeedhobo [39/198] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:53 is removed from bsleep's clock.
[07/30/21 09:08:48] cornfeedhobo [190/198] has challenged TimWolla [330/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/30/21 16:26:08] cornfeedhobo [107/201] has challenged blabber [398/418] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/30/21 22:47:34] HeavyPodda [100/414] has challenged cornfeedhobo [45/201] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:13:16 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/31/21 00:53:29] cornfeedhobo [63/212] has challenged shikhin [271/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/31/21 10:41:59] cornfeedhobo [209/213] has challenged MadMan [300/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/31/21 22:04:39] cornfeedhobo [110/213] has challenged pastly [53/360] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:36 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/01/21 09:18:08] cornfeedhobo [85/230] has challenged Ada [171/374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/01/21 18:00:18] cornfeedhobo [159/230] has come upon Sokar [403/574] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:45 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/02/21 01:04:27] cornfeedhobo [233/306] has challenged buzzzzz [491/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/02/21 11:54:44] Kachin [461/493] has challenged cornfeedhobo [152/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:29:14 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[08/02/21 18:50:00] cornfeedhobo [305/306] has challenged CodeGeek [385/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/03/21 02:40:58] cornfeedhobo stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:51 towards level 33.
[08/03/21 07:04:34] ChowderKeg [147/600] has challenged cornfeedhobo [158/306] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:57:08 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[08/03/21 09:08:41] Paperclip, Crazycatlady, and SCSi [20/1685] have team battled Koffa, cornfeedhobo, and Phunkle [920/1051] and lost! 0 days, 17:20:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/21 14:25:06] cornfeedhobo [129/306] has challenged pfoley [8/348] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:24 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/04/21 03:46:36] cornfeedhobo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:12 towards level 34.
[08/04/21 09:42:32] cornfeedhobo [207/316] has challenged Algernon [138/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:31 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/04/21 13:08:33] cornfeedhobo [223/316] has come upon Yarosh [69/364] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:19:25 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/05/21 06:11:02] cornfeedhobo [205/321] has challenged kptr [24/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:22 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/06/21 04:14:50] cornfeedhobo [50/321] has come upon edk [42/691] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:33 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/06/21 08:06:16] cornfeedhobo [125/323] has challenged SCSi [206/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/06/21 21:37:50] Svetland [475/512] has come upon cornfeedhobo [219/323] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:14:34 is removed from Svetland's clock.
[08/07/21 02:19:18] cornfeedhobo was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:42 from level 37.
[08/07/21 04:46:01] meti, cornfeedhobo, and popey [288/1133] have team battled average, crank, and Hirion [1080/1555] and lost! 0 days, 03:33:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/21 07:32:39] KeboDK [242/388] has challenged cornfeedhobo [2/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[08/15/21 06:28:53] cornfeedhobo was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:40:14 from level 37.
[08/15/21 12:00:50] cornfeedhobo grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:25 towards level 37.
[08/15/21 13:07:34] cornfeedhobo [77/323] has challenged ukleinek [36/263] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:50 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/16/21 02:17:47] bg, shymega, and sbp [972/1000] have team battled cremefresh, cornfeedhobo, and Abe [126/1224] and won! 0 days, 00:08:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/21 06:48:53] nCrazed [16/391] has come upon cornfeedhobo [228/323] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:19:20 is added to nCrazed's clock.
[08/17/21 02:46:42] cornfeedhobo [260/340] has challenged Paperclip [46/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:44 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/18/21 08:18:45] dave, Centrixx, and cornfeedhobo [1183/1396] have team battled nCrazed, damyan, and Affliction [1177/1329] and won! 0 days, 02:20:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/21 12:51:41] LoSKi [3/359] has challenged cornfeedhobo [137/340] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to LoSKi's clock.
[08/18/21 17:42:32] cornfeedhobo [202/340] has challenged jacob1 [202/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/18/21 17:42:32] cornfeedhobo has dealt jacob1 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:48:13 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/20/21 17:35:37] cornfeedhobo [41/340] has challenged Oblomov [265/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/20/21 21:44:39] CharlieAngel [257/428] has come upon cornfeedhobo [294/340] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:26:14 is added to CharlieAngel's clock.
[08/21/21 01:54:31] BastelBot [436/490] has challenged cornfeedhobo [321/340] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:28:05 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[08/21/21 01:58:10] Nysdar [347/462] has come upon cornfeedhobo [231/340] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:26:27 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[08/21/21 03:26:26] eggy, Ankhers, and ion [146/1439] have team battled shikhin, cornfeedhobo, and Alarien [224/1253] and lost! 0 days, 05:09:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/21 10:18:42] unicron [130/402] has come upon cornfeedhobo [283/340] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:14:48 is added to unicron's clock.
[08/21/21 18:43:51] cornfeedhobo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:51 towards level 41.
[08/22/21 21:34:25] lunakira [91/299] has challenged cornfeedhobo [250/340] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to lunakira's clock.
[08/23/21 03:05:33] cornfeedhobo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:48 from level 41.
[08/23/21 07:02:43] hockpa2e [421/453] has come upon cornfeedhobo [190/340] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:10:33 is removed from hockpa2e's clock.
[08/23/21 08:53:53] cornfeedhobo [114/340] has challenged laama [308/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/26/21 03:35:24] cornfeedhobo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:03 towards level 42.
[08/26/21 08:16:08] Kachin [332/568] has come upon cornfeedhobo [151/340] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:21:18 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[08/26/21 08:16:08] Kachin has dealt cornfeedhobo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:55:54 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/26/21 12:30:46] cornfeedhobo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:42 towards level 42.
[08/26/21 14:40:41] krin [392/396] has come upon cornfeedhobo [225/340] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:33:33 is removed from krin's clock.
[08/26/21 21:23:43] cornfeedhobo [164/353] has challenged Abe [303/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/29/21 05:29:29] cornfeedhobo found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:34 towards level 43.
[08/29/21 18:33:26] cornfeedhobo [145/353] has come upon bobvador [208/417] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:08 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/30/21 13:42:04] cornfeedhobo [224/365] has challenged Paganel [106/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:22 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/31/21 15:38:17] cornfeedhobo saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:15:12 from level 44.
[08/31/21 19:02:51] cornfeedhobo got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:49 towards level 44.
[09/02/21 00:12:08] ukleinek [348/377] has come upon cornfeedhobo [123/365] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:39:39 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[09/03/21 05:34:32] cornfeedhobo [226/365] has challenged oxzi [345/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/03/21 14:49:45] twobit [18/219] has challenged cornfeedhobo [346/365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to twobit's clock.
[09/04/21 02:59:10] cornfeedhobo got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:09 towards level 45.
[09/04/21 05:36:34] cornfeedhobo discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:34 towards level 45.
[09/07/21 04:18:26] jacob1 [660/759] has come upon cornfeedhobo [143/365] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:25:54 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/07/21 04:18:26] jacob1 has dealt cornfeedhobo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:14:58 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/07/21 04:44:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed cornfeedhobo with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:40:27 from level 45.
[09/07/21 10:56:03] dwfreed, cornfeedhobo, and sky [531/1332] have team battled HellSpawn, scornn, and anarcat [31/1530] and won! 0 days, 01:11:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/21 06:12:12] cornfeedhobo [21/367] has challenged Bkid [174/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/09/21 20:31:50] cornfeedhobo [250/367] has challenged CharlieAngel [264/444] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:14:48 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/10/21 23:38:52] cornfeedhobo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:08 towards level 46.
[09/11/21 03:59:41] cornfeedhobo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:34 towards level 46.
[09/11/21 10:14:57] cornfeedhobo learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:41 towards level 46.
[09/12/21 10:03:33] cornfeedhobo, TauPan, and CornFly [536/1416] have team battled sky, bg, and cremefresh [960/1745] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/21 17:48:46] cornfeedhobo [267/367] has challenged thornrag [427/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/15/21 00:09:05] cornfeedhobo [77/367] has come upon average [412/522] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:23:41 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/15/21 00:51:12] Jones [46/54] has challenged cornfeedhobo [92/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Jones's clock.
[09/15/21 05:02:45] Cirdan, "\@_, and MetaNova [794/1370] have team battled womblecat, cornfeedhobo, and QinWentian [946/976] and lost! 0 days, 20:10:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/21 21:05:14] cornfeedhobo stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:48 towards level 47.
[09/16/21 09:55:27] simple [833/845] has come upon cornfeedhobo [357/367] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:32:02 is removed from simple's clock.
[09/19/21 16:31:22] cornfeedhobo, fattrat, and tmberg [1148/1273] have team battled Faradome, drahthaar, and nyuszika7h [750/1476] and won! 0 days, 03:49:02 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/21 20:42:57] el, V, and dwfreed [444/2144] have team battled style, cornfeedhobo, and edk [107/1649] and won! 0 days, 07:48:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/21 05:54:03] Techman [652/818] has come upon cornfeedhobo [234/367] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:19:48 is removed from Techman's clock.
[09/20/21 07:47:30] cornfeedhobo [82/368] has challenged edk [374/803] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/21/21 18:07:24] cornfeedhobo learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:38 towards level 48.
[09/22/21 19:10:40] soltys [399/520] has challenged cornfeedhobo [263/368] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:48:34 is removed from soltys's clock.
[09/23/21 07:38:43] RussellB [430/763] has challenged cornfeedhobo [338/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:28:45 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[09/23/21 17:41:05] cornfeedhobo [17/368] has challenged Bluedog [84/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:04:53 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/24/21 07:55:22] nawcom [302/482] has challenged cornfeedhobo [28/368] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:24:17 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[09/25/21 17:00:28] Finley [355/490] has come upon cornfeedhobo [74/368] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:57:53 is removed from Finley's clock.
[09/27/21 04:01:17] Fenrik, Way, and cornfeedhobo [1120/1823] have team battled Khorne, Sherpard2, and Karen [848/1750] and won! 0 days, 05:11:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/21 12:39:25] Feoh, The_Decryptor, and oxzi [1366/1405] have team battled MELOONi, cornfeedhobo, and Psilocybe [1245/1657] and won! 0 days, 08:18:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/21 16:57:43] bg [678/735] has come upon cornfeedhobo [244/368] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:41:47 is removed from bg's clock.
[09/27/21 23:37:24] cornfeedhobo [336/368] has challenged RussellB [480/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:50 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/28/21 00:51:18] cornfeedhobo [370/382] has challenged li [327/377] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:05 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/29/21 18:58:58] cornfeedhobo [92/382] has come upon "\@_ [37/446] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:55:39 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/30/21 12:52:13] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:02 towards level 49.
[09/30/21 15:31:15] cornfeedhobo set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:57:09 from level 49.
[10/01/21 22:47:14] KyloRen [17/400] has come upon cornfeedhobo [228/382] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:48:40 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[10/02/21 04:12:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 0 days, 15:06:12 toward level 49.
[10/02/21 10:22:46] rathel [245/302] has challenged cornfeedhobo [12/382] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:22 is removed from rathel's clock.
[10/04/21 06:49:09] cornfeedhobo [151/382] has challenged Algernon [215/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/06/21 10:56:15] cornfeedhobo was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:31:12 from level 50.
[10/07/21 18:20:07] cornfeedhobo reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cornfeedhobo's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/21 13:14:33] cornfeedhobo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:50:49 from level 50.
[10/08/21 15:48:49] Sorin [210/690] has challenged cornfeedhobo [222/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:01 is added to Sorin's clock.
[10/09/21 00:55:55] adamus1red [444/539] has challenged cornfeedhobo [161/385] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:30:03 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[10/09/21 12:31:34] Asara [228/441] has challenged cornfeedhobo [119/385] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:24:35 is removed from Asara's clock.
[10/09/21 17:52:23] cornfeedhobo was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:51:28 from level 50.
[10/11/21 07:27:27] HellSpawn, "\@_, and womblecat [22/1485] have team battled cornfeedhobo, pants, and Tor [240/1419] and lost! 0 days, 21:44:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/21 09:33:01] cornfeedhobo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:25 towards level 50.
[10/12/21 17:11:52] Kronan [113/665] has come upon cornfeedhobo [4/385] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:20:33 is removed from Kronan's clock.
[10/13/21 03:43:18] cornfeedhobo misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:11:00 from level 50.
[10/14/21 08:04:23] Plato [231/497] has challenged cornfeedhobo [365/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:27:54 is added to Plato's clock.
[10/15/21 14:46:30] cornfeedhobo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:30 from level 50.
[10/15/21 17:40:58] Crazycatlady, elf, and runtime [721/1695] have team battled Destruia, cornfeedhobo, and Tenorman [233/1419] and won! 0 days, 13:05:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/21 23:52:25] Gorek [40/697] has challenged cornfeedhobo [244/385] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to Gorek's clock.
[10/16/21 11:25:35] cornfeedhobo got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:19 from level 50.
[10/16/21 16:48:11] cornfeedhobo [81/398] has challenged bg [725/735] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/17/21 12:20:39] eising, HeavyPodda, and canton7 [1142/1870] have team battled cornfeedhobo, Andrio, and gildarts [438/1399] and won! 0 days, 04:52:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/21 20:21:34] cornfeedhobo [68/398] has challenged Acolarh [69/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:55:37 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/18/21 16:11:29] Alarien [51/694] has come upon cornfeedhobo [318/398] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:40 is added to Alarien's clock.
[10/19/21 04:20:58] cornfeedhobo, KeboDK, and pyre [308/1405] have team battled Koffa, soltys, and Notir [644/1629] and lost! 0 days, 08:56:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/21 05:20:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 4 days, 12:34:24 toward level 51.
[10/20/21 11:00:12] jjasghar [424/427] has come upon cornfeedhobo [168/398] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:45:06 is removed from jjasghar's clock.
[10/20/21 19:14:12] cornfeedhobo was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:52:49 from level 51.
[10/21/21 03:04:23] pyre [528/533] has challenged cornfeedhobo [72/398] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:10:51 is removed from pyre's clock.
[10/21/21 09:20:51] NorthCore, sc, and Nechayev [1218/1831] have team battled Visse, crank, and cornfeedhobo [199/1497] and won! 0 days, 05:42:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/21 15:44:39] Koffa [302/549] has come upon cornfeedhobo [50/398] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:21:26 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/21/21 16:09:43] cornfeedhobo learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:07 towards level 51.
[10/21/21 23:45:09] Ancalagon [285/625] has come upon cornfeedhobo [281/398] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:59:57 is removed from Ancalagon's clock.
[10/22/21 01:21:15] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:16 towards level 51.
[10/22/21 22:54:09] Alesia [211/303] has come upon cornfeedhobo [383/398] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:50 is added to Alesia's clock.
[10/23/21 10:24:49] Centrixx [452/516] has challenged cornfeedhobo [65/398] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:24:35 is removed from Centrixx's clock.
[10/23/21 23:37:10] Kritzefitz, Susumurata, and uovobw [16/1290] have team battled cornfeedhobo, krin, and buzel [673/1580] and lost! 0 days, 01:44:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/21 17:20:59] mrmonday, cornfeedhobo, Zaratustra, and StalkR have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/21 08:05:04] cornfeedhobo [142/405] has challenged SCSi [3/488] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/25/21 08:05:04] cornfeedhobo has dealt SCSi a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:14:37 is added to SCSi's clock.
[10/25/21 11:45:14] cornfeedhobo, caeli, and Acolarh [556/1524] have team battled CornFly, V, and pfoley [995/1677] and lost! 0 days, 02:07:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/21 18:37:04] Centrixx [184/520] has come upon cornfeedhobo [401/405] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:19:53 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[10/25/21 21:13:16] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:00:01 towards level 52.
[10/27/21 15:58:21] cornfeedhobo fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:01:48 from level 52.
[10/28/21 14:02:08] cornfeedhobo learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:10:39 towards level 52.
[10/28/21 14:35:42] Jens [1/396] has come upon cornfeedhobo [88/405] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:23:10 is added to Jens's clock.
[10/31/21 16:29:49] pfoley [47/521] has challenged cornfeedhobo [330/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:41:12 is added to pfoley's clock.
[11/01/21 01:16:09] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:47 towards level 52.
[11/01/21 12:00:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 0 days, 05:56:29 toward level 52.
[11/02/21 12:12:39] cornfeedhobo stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:02 towards level 52.
[11/03/21 00:30:15] hax404 [62/477] has come upon cornfeedhobo [153/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:35:46 is added to hax404's clock.
[11/03/21 13:58:23] gdm [522/560] has come upon cornfeedhobo [44/414] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:18:33 is removed from gdm's clock.
[11/03/21 18:35:07] buzel [415/753] has challenged cornfeedhobo [98/414] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:26:07 is removed from buzel's clock.
[11/04/21 12:22:19] cornfeedhobo [51/430] has challenged krin [142/569] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/05/21 01:10:06] heisenbug, BastelBot, and Sokar [897/1570] have team battled cornfeedhobo, StalkR, and Paperclip [944/1708] and lost! 1 day, 09:58:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/21 12:17:18] cornfeedhobo [83/430] has come upon Lenny_ [319/374] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:23:22 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/07/21 05:13:18] cornfeedhobo, blabber, womblecat, and kptr have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/21 06:41:42] cornfeedhobo has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:47:21 from level 53.
[11/09/21 10:16:29] chiastre, pants, and golgy [288/1978] have team battled tomhek, cornfeedhobo, and xbill [839/1951] and lost! 0 days, 03:50:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/21 18:19:57] JeDa [836/990] has come upon cornfeedhobo [340/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:34:09 is removed from JeDa's clock.
[11/09/21 21:14:56] Hirion [100/539] has challenged cornfeedhobo [327/430] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:23 is added to Hirion's clock.
[11/10/21 04:26:39] cornfeedhobo grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:01:28 towards level 53.
[11/10/21 07:38:09] munkis [115/471] has come upon cornfeedhobo [398/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:13:34 is added to munkis's clock.
[11/13/21 08:40:03] cornfeedhobo, fattrat, and pyre [426/1481] have team battled nya, talisein, and Aksej [413/1594] and won! 0 days, 13:25:51 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/21 23:58:50] cornfeedhobo invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:14 towards level 53.
[11/15/21 01:36:55] Yuhno [426/429] has come upon cornfeedhobo [20/430] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:27:14 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[11/16/21 09:21:52] rs [153/459] has come upon cornfeedhobo [18/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:25:02 is removed from rs's clock.
[11/16/21 11:47:43] allo [159/654] has challenged cornfeedhobo [106/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:27:50 is removed from allo's clock.
[11/16/21 15:05:04] MELOONi, hiding, and cornfeedhobo [750/1735] have team battled dwfreed, csc2ya, and iiriix [667/1807] and won! 0 days, 04:36:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/21 21:25:06] RussellB [135/883] has come upon cornfeedhobo [287/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:12 is added to RussellB's clock.
[11/17/21 02:53:06] misha [255/420] has come upon cornfeedhobo [255/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:50:32 is removed from misha's clock.
[11/17/21 09:30:53] cornfeedhobo [299/440] has challenged TheSilentLink [597/630] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/17/21 17:53:57] Wolf [6/502] has challenged cornfeedhobo [143/440] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:01:33 is added to Wolf's clock.
[11/18/21 10:26:17] Ancalagon [637/643] has come upon cornfeedhobo [47/440] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:34:40 is removed from Ancalagon's clock.
[11/18/21 12:07:14] cornfeedhobo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:27:38 towards level 54.
[11/22/21 05:13:29] cornfeedhobo died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:17:29 from level 54.
[11/22/21 07:31:15] Chuck [134/499] has come upon cornfeedhobo [420/440] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:18:52 is added to Chuck's clock.
[11/22/21 17:06:16] cornfeedhobo stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:06:20 towards level 54.
[11/22/21 23:23:27] cornfeedhobo [365/440] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [303/634] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:23:46 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/23/21 22:43:21] unicron [182/632] has come upon cornfeedhobo [139/440] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:16:09 is removed from unicron's clock.
[11/24/21 16:59:51] cornfeedhobo got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:11:16 from level 54.
[11/24/21 20:15:56] RussellB, Tangles, and Asara [258/1955] have team battled cornfeedhobo, "\@_, and Techman [345/1830] and lost! 1 day, 08:34:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/21 07:35:39] Gorek [561/731] has challenged cornfeedhobo [99/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:10 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[11/26/21 00:07:59] VOID [214/448] has come upon cornfeedhobo [424/440] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:20 is added to VOID's clock.
[11/26/21 03:03:43] CornFly [271/514] has come upon cornfeedhobo [93/440] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:46:39 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[11/26/21 12:45:30] cornfeedhobo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:26:58 from level 54.
[11/27/21 13:35:40] cornfeedhobo found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:15:30 towards level 54.
[11/27/21 19:05:05] cornfeedhobo was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:38:25 towards level 54.
[11/27/21 22:11:53] zifnab06 [42/435] has come upon cornfeedhobo [152/440] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:00:53 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[11/27/21 22:58:54] dCLCp [99/241] has challenged cornfeedhobo [134/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to dCLCp's clock.
[11/28/21 06:55:14] cornfeedhobo [380/440] has come upon Hirion [294/541] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:36:36 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/28/21 22:18:00] allo [494/658] has come upon cornfeedhobo [10/440] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:20:14 is removed from allo's clock.
[11/30/21 05:38:32] cornfeedhobo [409/440] has come upon O[_] [34/561] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:22:39 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/30/21 23:19:28] jayvee, zifnab06, and The_Decryptor [1614/1983] have team battled cornfeedhobo, Asara, and Jens [997/1308] and won! 0 days, 16:38:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/21 23:05:46] dCLCp [21/278] has challenged cornfeedhobo [171/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to dCLCp's clock.
[12/02/21 00:10:14] cornfeedhobo [379/440] has challenged di0nysus [349/435] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:54:21 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/02/21 22:14:37] JigmeDatse [185/557] has challenged cornfeedhobo [255/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:35:43 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[12/04/21 08:05:48] cornfeedhobo [269/440] has challenged CharlieAngel [199/466] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/05/21 01:51:06] HeavyPodda, pztrn, and dxrt [1025/1305] have team battled d4n13L, canton7, and cornfeedhobo [74/1463] and won! 0 days, 15:38:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/21 13:43:39] rs [115/459] has come upon cornfeedhobo [406/440] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:18:00 is added to rs's clock.
[12/08/21 01:00:51] cornfeedhobo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:58:41 towards level 55.
[12/08/21 01:13:27] cornfeedhobo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:36 towards level 55.
[12/08/21 11:15:42] cornfeedhobo was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:35:17 from level 55.
[12/09/21 06:10:23] cadfael [105/356] has come upon cornfeedhobo [313/440] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:27:55 is added to cadfael's clock.
[12/09/21 12:26:13] CrashOverride [497/660] has come upon cornfeedhobo [234/440] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:46:27 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[12/09/21 20:11:54] buZz, cornfeedhobo, and cremefresh [4/1775] have team battled sparogy, talisein, and Plato [1194/1454] and lost! 0 days, 15:11:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/21 16:53:53] theZoMBiE [158/388] has come upon cornfeedhobo [254/440] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:34 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/11/21 00:17:10] texke, Carl, and cornfeedhobo [1403/1724] have team battled "\@_, buZz, and pfoley [632/1860] and won! 2 days, 07:14:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/21 00:09:38] rawgreaze [236/496] has challenged cornfeedhobo [293/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[12/12/21 03:27:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 3 days, 09:22:56 toward level 55.
[12/12/21 08:00:24] Wam [269/487] has challenged cornfeedhobo [352/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:38:10 is added to Wam's clock.
[12/13/21 23:21:23] MetaNova, Yuhno, and cornfeedhobo [1328/1396] have team battled Lnk, Koffa, and _sh [828/2235] and won! 0 days, 13:41:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/21 11:17:18] Aelane [110/363] has challenged cornfeedhobo [301/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Aelane's clock.
[12/14/21 23:56:18] csc2ya [6/653] has come upon cornfeedhobo [92/440] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:47:33 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[12/15/21 01:13:55] CornFly [328/514] has challenged cornfeedhobo [213/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:44 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[12/15/21 12:20:55] pyre, MistahKel, and buzel [263/1933] have team battled dwfreed, cornfeedhobo, and Puff [376/2187] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/21 20:39:11] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:15 towards level 55.
[12/16/21 05:36:54] cornfeedhobo [353/450] has challenged Arch [491/602] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/16/21 12:45:57] Bolded, Sokar, and Tangles [878/1611] have team battled edk, Cirdan, and cornfeedhobo [266/2258] and won! 0 days, 04:48:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/21 22:01:48] cornfeedhobo, spex, and tsr [833/1477] have team battled Theleveler, bookworm, and Carl [207/1867] and won! 0 days, 02:57:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/21 04:24:49] caeli [338/431] has come upon cornfeedhobo [340/450] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:15:49 is added to caeli's clock.
[12/20/21 19:42:26] coding_monk [361/440] has challenged cornfeedhobo [42/450] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:30:33 is removed from coding_monk's clock.
[12/21/21 12:23:36] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:31:30 towards level 56.
[12/21/21 15:09:14] pants [596/609] has come upon cornfeedhobo [192/450] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:28:01 is removed from pants's clock.
[12/22/21 09:50:16] cornfeedhobo [20/451] has challenged Paganel [132/679] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:12:20 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/22/21 19:52:26] cornfeedhobo [115/451] has challenged washclof [774/861] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:03:33 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/23/21 16:19:04] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:41:59 from level 56.
[12/23/21 21:52:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 14 days, 08:52:35 toward level 56.
[12/24/21 06:59:17] cornfeedhobo [427/451] has challenged CornFly [384/714] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:30:05 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/24/21 06:59:17] In the fierce battle, CornFly dropped their level 255 pair of boots! cornfeedhobo picks it up, tossing their old level 20 pair of boots to CornFly.
[12/24/21 12:41:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 1 day, 12:38:51 toward level 56.
[12/24/21 19:01:34] Gorek [65/739] has challenged cornfeedhobo [399/686] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:56:47 is added to Gorek's clock.
[12/25/21 01:32:14] cornfeedhobo [563/686] has come upon dCLCp [168/403] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:45:15 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/25/21 19:18:11] cornfeedhobo, Bluedog, and texke [2047/2335] have team battled Sergio, hdm, and ukleinek [1112/2078] and won! 0 days, 05:45:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/21 11:09:16] io [526/662] has challenged cornfeedhobo [317/686] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:05:40 is removed from io's clock.
[12/26/21 18:20:09] cornfeedhobo [79/686] has challenged canton7 [528/621] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/28/21 05:15:09] cornfeedhobo was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:47:58 from level 57.
[12/29/21 03:22:03] cornfeedhobo [151/686] has challenged Centrixx [210/528] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:04:35 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/30/21 10:47:53] cornfeedhobo invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:36:37 towards level 57.
[03/21/22 12:04:20] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:16:14 towards level 57.
[03/21/22 23:21:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 10 days, 12:46:45 toward level 57.
[03/24/22 20:56:26] Cockatrice, Angelina, and V [275/1802] have team battled Fenrik, eising, and cornfeedhobo [11/2137] and won! 0 days, 08:17:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/22 01:06:23] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:09:35 towards level 57.
[03/27/22 03:38:56] cornfeedhobo [480/686] has come upon gradator [687/768] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:31:00 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[03/29/22 00:22:46] Forud, cornfeedhobo, and kenyon [725/2396] have team battled Algernon, Andrio, and sc [352/2149] and won! 1 day, 09:28:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/22 00:32:46] bg, Techman, and Abe [214/2179] have team battled cornfeedhobo, Omega, and t3chn0 [1495/2061] and lost! 0 days, 05:05:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/22 03:23:19] Malvolio, KindOne, and Ralle [380/1627] have team battled cornfeedhobo, Psilocybe, and csc2ya [493/2385] and lost! 0 days, 16:15:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/22 06:14:31] coding_monk [501/581] has come upon cornfeedhobo [42/686] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:33:11 is removed from coding_monk's clock.
[03/31/22 01:10:51] megubyte [446/545] has challenged cornfeedhobo [266/686] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:02:05 is removed from megubyte's clock.
[04/01/22 19:25:40] cornfeedhobo grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:02 towards level 57.
[04/01/22 20:57:59] StalkR, cadfael, cornfeedhobo, and Theleveler have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/22 03:17:54] cornfeedhobo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:09 towards level 57.
[04/02/22 22:32:07] cornfeedhobo [176/688] has challenged talisein [667/760] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:49:35 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/02/22 23:06:05] cornfeedhobo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:52:00 towards level 58.
[04/03/22 04:14:07] bananaboat, Koffa, and Zaratustra [2107/2127] have team battled cornfeedhobo, Svetland, and nyuszika7h [1535/2130] and won! 0 days, 18:40:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/22 06:57:45] cornfeedhobo [477/688] has come upon Abe [66/468] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:32:28 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/04/22 00:50:07] Lenny_ [24/405] has challenged cornfeedhobo [147/688] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:21:00 is added to Lenny_'s clock.
[04/04/22 03:29:56] y [7/32] has challenged cornfeedhobo [142/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to y's clock.
[04/05/22 23:53:45] allo, Khorne, and Yuhno [898/2473] have team battled Chuck, cornfeedhobo, and TauPan [1079/1939] and lost! 0 days, 02:09:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/22 13:46:19] iiriix, Neil, and cornfeedhobo [875/1920] have team battled ChowderKeg, hugga, and Feltharell [548/1864] and won! 0 days, 17:42:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/22 03:07:07] cornfeedhobo sharpened the edge of their weapon! cornfeedhobo's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/11/22 12:50:27] cornfeedhobo, Cirdan, and Pinkman [728/2406] have team battled HellSpawn, SCSi, and drahthaar [1081/1797] and lost! 3 days, 13:23:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/22 10:24:47] VonToutCourt, Algernon, and MetaNova [437/1888] have team battled SirBummelz, vegadark, and cornfeedhobo [1337/2302] and lost! 1 day, 07:28:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/22 09:27:36] Drin, cornfeedhobo, and opcode [1281/1854] have team battled Ecko, Ungoliant, and V [1004/1506] and won! 0 days, 09:50:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/22 00:54:23] heisenbug, adamus1red, and EddieT137 [39/1723] have team battled cornfeedhobo, Alys, and Thorael [1878/2418] and lost! 1 day, 05:46:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/22 13:17:37] tsr [78/737] has come upon cornfeedhobo [27/693] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:35:26 is removed from tsr's clock.
[04/18/22 02:43:41] cornfeedhobo [313/693] has challenged Alarien [256/635] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:42:12 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/18/22 15:18:11] marrrrrrrrrr [132/200] has challenged cornfeedhobo [41/693] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:00 is removed from marrrrrrrrrr's clock.
[04/19/22 09:50:08] cornfeedhobo [439/693] has challenged spex [83/580] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:16:54 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/20/22 12:17:35] cornfeedhobo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:32:12 towards level 58.
[04/20/22 22:43:03] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:22 towards level 58.
[04/21/22 18:41:44] cornfeedhobo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:42 towards level 58.
[04/23/22 05:41:35] ahmubashshir [460/514] has challenged cornfeedhobo [149/693] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:36 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[04/23/22 19:29:30] Syloq, KindOne, and Andrio [1460/1972] have team battled cornfeedhobo, hugga, and Togra [533/1871] and won! 5 days, 01:52:28 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/22 04:55:42] cornfeedhobo invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:48 towards level 58.
[04/26/22 10:18:52] cornfeedhobo [367/714] has challenged el [56/639] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/26/22 12:56:51] CornFly [298/518] has come upon cornfeedhobo [679/714] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:01:14 is added to CornFly's clock.
[04/26/22 19:03:06] cornfeedhobo [284/714] has come upon fstrelok [303/306] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:42:16 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/28/22 11:18:00] Alys [237/674] has come upon cornfeedhobo [335/714] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:21:28 is added to Alys's clock.
[04/28/22 11:44:53] zbe [98/729] has come upon cornfeedhobo [203/714] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:30:08 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/28/22 11:57:29] zbe [405/729] has come upon cornfeedhobo [431/714] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:07:32 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/28/22 15:40:09] sheu, pyre, and yano [467/1962] have team battled cornfeedhobo, HeavyPodda, and kline [1475/1851] and lost! 1 day, 06:09:28 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/22 23:41:47] cornfeedhobo [217/714] has challenged Togra [177/737] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:38:25 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/30/22 04:03:00] cornfeedhobo [97/714] has come upon el [232/639] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:32:41 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/30/22 11:44:14] cornfeedhobo [240/714] has challenged Hirion [572/578] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:10:14 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/30/22 12:16:45] cornfeedhobo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:41:28 towards level 59.
[05/01/22 08:48:25] Cirdan [872/944] has challenged cornfeedhobo [260/714] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:15:04 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[05/02/22 05:04:02] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:08:12 from level 59.
[05/04/22 17:54:20] cornfeedhobo left their weapon out in the rain to rust! cornfeedhobo's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/05/22 04:59:18] Sleepy_boi [126/299] has challenged cornfeedhobo [369/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Sleepy_boi's clock.
[05/05/22 10:49:19] Covid-19, Fam0r, and yNos [1632/1698] have team battled cornfeedhobo, blabber, and sc [2052/2524] and lost! 0 days, 11:54:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/22 19:49:15] cornfeedhobo discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:09:59 towards level 59.
[05/07/22 00:53:14] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:04:07 towards level 59.
[06/09/22 07:18:57] herald [310/666] has come upon cornfeedhobo [47/708] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:47:09 is removed from herald's clock.
[06/10/22 02:56:57] cornfeedhobo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:55:00 from level 59.
[06/10/22 16:21:59] cornfeedhobo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:43:44 towards level 59.
[06/10/22 21:05:00] cornfeedhobo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:00:59 towards level 59.
[06/11/22 23:07:53] cornfeedhobo [663/708] has come upon Ferris [111/642] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:32:53 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/12/22 07:01:22] cornfeedhobo [681/712] has come upon cadfael [844/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:36:46 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/12/22 13:04:17] monkioy [0/1] has challenged cornfeedhobo [385/712] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to monkioy's clock.
[06/12/22 13:23:33] womblecat [364/1064] has come upon cornfeedhobo [318/712] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:40:51 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[06/13/22 16:02:36] cornfeedhobo [396/712] has challenged Forud [328/884] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:48:47 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/13/22 19:09:55] cornfeedhobo [181/712] has come upon zbe [191/732] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:30:49 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/14/22 08:05:52] cornfeedhobo [327/712] has challenged Puff [8/769] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:44:38 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/14/22 17:59:42] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:14 towards level 59.
[06/15/22 06:30:31] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:36 towards level 59.
[06/16/22 02:50:12] starlink, cornfeedhobo, and Togra [373/2163] have team battled xbill, unicron, and herald [2224/2397] and lost! 0 days, 23:07:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/22 17:51:35] cornfeedhobo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:37 towards level 59.
[06/17/22 19:40:26] cornfeedhobo saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:08:05 from level 59.
[06/18/22 07:27:30] cornfeedhobo got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:44:16 from level 59.
[06/19/22 23:11:59] cornfeedhobo learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:01 towards level 59.
[06/21/22 15:38:44] cornfeedhobo [489/712] has challenged EddieT137 [416/690] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/21/22 15:38:44] In the fierce battle, EddieT137 dropped their level 28 set of leggings! cornfeedhobo picks it up, tossing their old level 22 set of leggings to EddieT137.
[06/22/22 18:01:54] cornfeedhobo stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:03:28 towards level 60.
[06/23/22 16:08:23] cornfeedhobo [355/718] has challenged Bluedog [82/701] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:52:41 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/25/22 13:11:28] cornfeedhobo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:53:01 from level 60.
[06/25/22 20:36:58] csc2ya, <rainchick>, and kzootech [641/1639] have team battled hdm, starlink, and cornfeedhobo [1785/2392] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/22 05:09:40] cornfeedhobo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:27:52 towards level 60.
[06/27/22 01:01:31] cornfeedhobo [176/718] has come upon achin [347/372] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:46:38 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/27/22 12:10:48] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:37:48 towards level 60.
[06/28/22 21:39:44] cornfeedhobo [260/718] has challenged Aksej [477/586] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:49:26 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/28/22 21:58:59] cornfeedhobo bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:05:53 towards level 60.
[06/29/22 07:59:27] cornfeedhobo got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:24:28 towards level 60.
[07/01/22 08:31:51] cornfeedhobo, apb, and ahmubashshir [1636/2199] have team battled sam, freeboson, and RussellB [456/2304] and won! 1 day, 20:16:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/22 23:04:26] cornfeedhobo [401/718] has challenged ufo-piloot [136/349] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:47:55 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/05/22 21:29:44] cornfeedhobo [598/718] has come upon Lord255 [833/883] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:40:07 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/05/22 22:13:56] cornfeedhobo [82/718] has come upon allo [251/631] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:54:45 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/05/22 23:14:24] cornfeedhobo [529/718] has challenged ahmubashshir [542/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:35:35 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/07/22 06:24:45] postikana [39/442] has come upon cornfeedhobo [124/718] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:53:37 is added to postikana's clock.
[07/07/22 20:19:29] cornfeedhobo [101/718] has come upon Centrixx [292/854] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:23:59 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/09/22 04:07:37] yNos [417/543] has come upon cornfeedhobo [590/718] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:35:42 is added to yNos's clock.
[07/11/22 22:30:42] cornfeedhobo found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:59:40 towards level 60.
[07/13/22 16:23:02] alhen [84/256] has challenged cornfeedhobo [120/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to alhen's clock.
[07/14/22 01:34:33] cornfeedhobo [68/718] has come upon gildarts [543/572] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:45:52 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/14/22 07:56:06] blabber [11/859] has challenged cornfeedhobo [625/718] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:07:33 is added to blabber's clock.
[07/14/22 08:29:03] cornfeedhobo invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:44:29 towards level 60.
[07/14/22 17:57:15] cornfeedhobo discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:05 towards level 60.
[07/14/22 20:58:47] cornfeedhobo [167/718] has challenged freeboson [531/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:07:12 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/14/22 21:02:24] cornfeedhobo [274/718] has come upon "\@_ [353/842] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:28:32 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/15/22 20:12:21] digitalpunk [111/325] has challenged cornfeedhobo [39/718] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:40 is removed from digitalpunk's clock.
[07/15/22 20:58:38] cornfeedhobo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:31 towards level 60.
[07/15/22 22:41:23] Ecko, cornfeedhobo, and Disruptor [157/2827] have team battled freeboson, Sherpard2, and tomhek [1211/2249] and lost! 0 days, 13:43:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/22 14:55:48] cornfeedhobo invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:54:30 towards level 60.
[07/18/22 04:46:58] herald [585/684] has come upon cornfeedhobo [457/718] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:07:11 is removed from herald's clock.
[07/18/22 08:59:56] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:18 towards level 60.
[07/18/22 10:45:08] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:33 towards level 60.
[07/18/22 23:28:16] blabber, cornfeedhobo, and Pinkman [2065/2380] have team battled soltys, MrMagoo, and Nuae [31/2051] and won! 0 days, 14:36:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/22 10:40:15] Sherpard2, gegenschein, and ToHellWithGA [2158/2774] have team battled TimWolla, cornfeedhobo, and bananaboat [2202/2327] and lost! 0 days, 20:01:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/22 00:52:26] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:01 towards level 60.
[07/21/22 06:47:34] talisein [625/770] has come upon cornfeedhobo [79/718] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:50:58 is removed from talisein's clock.
[07/21/22 09:17:38] cornfeedhobo [179/718] has challenged Ungoliant [51/484] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/22/22 00:23:59] cornfeedhobo misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:11:26 from level 61.
[07/22/22 08:48:01] SuzakuMedli, GilbertErik, and Psilocybe [451/2095] have team battled cornfeedhobo, Ungoliant, and Algernon [270/2055] and won! 0 days, 00:02:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/22 20:00:58] postikana, Cockatrice, and cornfeedhobo [1125/1685] have team battled aqsd, Kurenai, and Techman [1356/1954] and lost! 3 days, 20:19:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/22 20:17:31] cornfeedhobo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:36:30 towards level 61.
[07/23/22 05:50:02] cornfeedhobo [560/718] has come upon cadfael [196/871] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:43:15 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/23/22 15:42:21] Hex [63/607] has challenged cornfeedhobo [668/718] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:37:37 is added to Hex's clock.
[07/24/22 05:23:02] cornfeedhobo [476/718] has come upon idleevil [594/604] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:06:14 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/24/22 13:22:38] thornrag [630/702] has come upon cornfeedhobo [22/718] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:15:31 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[07/25/22 01:14:25] cornfeedhobo spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cornfeedhobo's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/26/22 01:07:41] Centrixx, sam, and cornfeedhobo [516/2254] have team battled aqsd, ufo-piloot, and Tangles [1602/1715] and lost! 7 days, 05:05:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/22 19:38:39] Alys, HellSpawn, and cornfeedhobo [367/2324] have team battled nya, buyoq, and adamus1red [2503/2541] and lost! 6 days, 23:07:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/22 17:35:29] cornfeedhobo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:19:07 from level 61.
[07/29/22 13:47:52] cornfeedhobo [687/707] has come upon Acolarh [168/670] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:47:20 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/30/22 18:29:09] megubyte [235/547] has challenged cornfeedhobo [68/707] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from megubyte's clock.
[08/01/22 14:21:41] Acolarh [194/641] has come upon cornfeedhobo [648/707] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:23:00 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[08/01/22 21:42:01] launchd [445/460] has come upon cornfeedhobo [701/707] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:22:30 is added to launchd's clock.
[08/03/22 04:53:46] cornfeedhobo [250/707] has come upon Lenny_ [293/553] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:17:00 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/03/22 21:43:03] jayvee, gradator, and Beefcan [82/2168] have team battled cornfeedhobo, zcy, and Disruptor [1030/2453] and lost! 2 days, 09:41:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/04/22 01:39:06] cornfeedhobo [445/707] has challenged Beefcan [94/688] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:16:12 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/05/22 10:49:14] cornfeedhobo stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:43:54 towards level 61.
[08/05/22 13:47:51] allo, Kritzefitz, and rawgreaze [298/2470] have team battled Quack, cornfeedhobo, and Nechayev [379/1854] and lost! 3 days, 21:46:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/22 06:48:26] cornfeedhobo has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:53:29 from level 61.
[08/07/22 15:04:10] cornfeedhobo fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:51:55 from level 61.
[08/08/22 04:41:23] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:59:06 from level 61.
[08/08/22 10:00:03] cornfeedhobo [659/707] has challenged nawcom [220/608] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:37:10 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/09/22 04:18:34] cornfeedhobo [241/707] has come upon <rainchick> [585/592] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:41:18 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/09/22 16:18:57] cornfeedhobo learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:08:18 from level 61.
[08/10/22 02:43:09] cornfeedhobo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:30:56 towards level 61.
[08/10/22 02:54:48] cornfeedhobo [545/707] has come upon jaxson [361/523] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:07:14 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/10/22 12:07:44] cornfeedhobo got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:38:45 from level 61.
[08/10/22 16:11:21] cornfeedhobo [177/707] has challenged thornrag [40/702] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:02:26 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/12/22 12:15:23] CrashOverride, SSLbits, and cornfeedhobo [1352/1993] have team battled bananaboat, Disruptor, and idlegood [2358/2598] and lost! 0 days, 18:58:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/22 08:18:09] cornfeedhobo got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:55:28 towards level 61.
[08/13/22 14:30:41] cornfeedhobo [659/707] has come upon "\@_ [534/852] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:09:20 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/14/22 02:28:04] cornfeedhobo [329/707] has challenged contyk [270/490] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:49:10 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/14/22 22:50:57] megubyte, Nuae, and MELOONi [1264/2150] have team battled StalkR, HellSpawn, and cornfeedhobo [157/2381] and won! 1 day, 02:33:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/22 12:51:44] pyre [52/894] has challenged cornfeedhobo [180/711] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:37:45 is added to pyre's clock.
[08/15/22 20:54:10] cornfeedhobo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:27:09 from level 61.
[08/16/22 08:39:05] cornfeedhobo [703/711] has challenged Puff [751/793] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:24:10 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/16/22 08:50:19] cornfeedhobo bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:07:20 towards level 61.
[08/17/22 05:56:25] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:31:05 towards level 61.
[08/17/22 06:56:53] Psilocybe [849/1061] has come upon cornfeedhobo [548/711] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:12:50 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[08/17/22 16:46:58] shikhin [405/874] has come upon cornfeedhobo [345/711] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:01:59 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[08/18/22 05:12:14] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:17 towards level 61.
[08/18/22 14:08:35] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:28 towards level 61.
[08/18/22 20:51:26] cornfeedhobo [230/711] has challenged Sergio [713/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:52:44 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/19/22 04:53:02] cornfeedhobo [283/711] has challenged ion [818/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:59:02 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/19/22 07:15:01] cornfeedhobo stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:05 towards level 61.
[08/19/22 08:32:29] tswsl [453/578] has come upon cornfeedhobo [415/711] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:31:49 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[08/20/22 13:19:27] cornfeedhobo stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:56 towards level 61.
[08/21/22 01:01:50] cornfeedhobo [382/711] has challenged Psilocybe [346/1066] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:35:08 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/21/22 02:49:22] cornfeedhobo saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:54:13 from level 61.
[08/23/22 09:54:50] Pinkman, soltys, and Ankhers [629/2442] have team battled ukleinek, womblecat, and cornfeedhobo [118/2378] and won! 0 days, 23:14:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/22 15:14:40] Centrixx [550/854] has challenged cornfeedhobo [617/711] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:38:09 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[08/24/22 03:37:23] cornfeedhobo had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:46:54 from level 61.
[08/25/22 01:02:00] cornfeedhobo was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:22:50 from level 61.
[08/25/22 21:26:09] cornfeedhobo [151/711] has challenged Abe [7/559] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:51 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/26/22 01:27:07] Thorael [931/1063] has challenged cornfeedhobo [432/711] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:35:22 is removed from Thorael's clock.
[08/26/22 11:06:25] cornfeedhobo, Kachin, and crank [779/2483] have team battled A_Dragon, Cockatrice, and yano [1923/2212] and lost! 0 days, 04:44:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/22 14:47:38] cornfeedhobo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:38 towards level 61.
[08/26/22 16:38:32] cornfeedhobo got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:24 towards level 61.
[08/27/22 11:14:56] cornfeedhobo [189/711] has challenged jaxson [325/523] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/27/22 20:31:25] Bolded [359/808] has come upon cornfeedhobo [365/711] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:35:06 is added to Bolded's clock.
[08/28/22 00:36:57] cornfeedhobo [121/711] has challenged Centrixx [382/857] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:39:15 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/28/22 04:29:20] heisenbug [379/561] has come upon cornfeedhobo [453/711] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:09:12 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[09/16/22 07:25:56] cornfeedhobo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:37:14 towards level 62.
[09/16/22 10:14:46] Reilly [194/682] has challenged cornfeedhobo [530/711] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:23:03 is added to Reilly's clock.
[09/18/22 02:12:56] cornfeedhobo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:50:04 from level 62.
[09/18/22 15:53:38] cornfeedhobo [478/711] has come upon el [81/705] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:12:38 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/19/22 08:45:08] cornfeedhobo got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:01:29 towards level 62.
[09/20/22 21:37:19] cornfeedhobo [369/711] has challenged gildarts [202/828] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:11:03 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/23/22 06:34:04] cornfeedhobo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:42:45 towards level 62.
[09/24/22 09:23:08] Misza [427/971] has come upon cornfeedhobo [343/711] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:41:55 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/24/22 18:57:07] cornfeedhobo [253/711] has challenged CompanionCube [684/924] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:14:08 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/26/22 20:36:35] xbill [304/902] has come upon cornfeedhobo [389/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:15:33 is added to xbill's clock.
[09/27/22 13:23:51] cornfeedhobo bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:04:38 towards level 62.
[09/27/22 14:02:23] Merluzo [98/433] has challenged cornfeedhobo [354/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to Merluzo's clock.
[09/29/22 15:13:20] jaxson, zbe, Ankhers, and cornfeedhobo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/30/22 01:00:23] cornfeedhobo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:07:14 towards level 62.
[10/01/22 19:22:34] ToHellWithGA [942/1028] has come upon cornfeedhobo [341/711] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:34:32 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[10/02/22 16:27:01] cornfeedhobo met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:35:21 from level 62.
[10/02/22 22:55:26] cornfeedhobo stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:24:18 towards level 62.
[10/03/22 09:43:18] Nuae, DrinkyBird, and Feras [1321/1970] have team battled <rainchick>, cornfeedhobo, and iiriix [1019/2028] and won! 0 days, 12:52:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/22 10:02:26] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:00:15 towards level 62.
[10/04/22 22:15:17] ukleinek, HeavyPodda, and CornFly [1389/1791] have team battled binaryhermit, cornfeedhobo, and Pinkman [1531/1888] and lost! 6 days, 00:24:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/22 02:34:44] cornfeedhobo, KindOne, and Platonides [1698/2017] have team battled cfjk, Ferris, and jaxson [1689/1816] and won! 1 day, 23:06:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/22 05:06:58] cornfeedhobo got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:26:48 from level 62.
[10/05/22 18:09:15] adamus1red [326/825] has come upon cornfeedhobo [332/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:51:37 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[10/06/22 04:55:02] TheSilentLink [219/711] has challenged cornfeedhobo [588/711] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:13:38 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[10/08/22 18:15:28] cornfeedhobo bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:58 towards level 62.
[10/08/22 20:56:36] crysis, Omega, and ephemer0l [1500/2416] have team battled SSLbits, cornfeedhobo, and Notir [1242/2137] and won! 2 days, 17:11:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/22 06:48:24] cornfeedhobo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:27 towards level 62.
[10/11/22 20:17:07] muirrum [177/444] has come upon cornfeedhobo [151/711] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:39:15 is removed from muirrum's clock.
[10/12/22 06:01:45] KyloRen [82/403] has come upon cornfeedhobo [232/711] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:08:20 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[10/12/22 06:33:18] cornfeedhobo got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:49 towards level 62.
[10/13/22 04:56:21] cornfeedhobo [85/711] has challenged idlegood [734/792] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/14/22 05:03:35] cornfeedhobo [613/711] has come upon MetaNova [337/646] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:14:25 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/16/22 03:41:15] cornfeedhobo fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! cornfeedhobo's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/17/22 13:53:17] cornfeedhobo [187/705] has challenged LeD [251/538] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:28:08 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/18/22 11:09:34] Covid-19 [380/1021] has come upon cornfeedhobo [512/705] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:37 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[10/18/22 19:59:35] cornfeedhobo [448/705] has challenged Covid-19 [775/1021] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:42:19 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/18/22 23:20:00] cornfeedhobo saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:36:16 from level 63.
[10/19/22 06:04:07] cornfeedhobo bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:14:52 towards level 63.
[10/19/22 17:04:06] tsr [1/717] has challenged cornfeedhobo [56/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:57:03 is added to tsr's clock.
[10/20/22 05:03:17] cornfeedhobo ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:58:21 from level 63.
[10/20/22 06:04:53] cornfeedhobo [607/705] has come upon kenyon [464/842] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:41:39 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/20/22 22:13:14] cornfeedhobo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:55:43 towards level 63.
[10/21/22 03:40:24] el [401/705] has come upon cornfeedhobo [388/705] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:37:51 is removed from el's clock.
[10/21/22 09:16:24] Paganel [652/725] has come upon cornfeedhobo [640/705] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:47:40 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[10/22/22 03:16:27] cornfeedhobo [226/703] has challenged ZOTTA [401/732] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:11:18 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/23/22 04:23:59] jacquesssss [159/213] has challenged cornfeedhobo [257/703] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[10/23/22 09:24:32] cornfeedhobo [543/703] has challenged noex [272/472] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:53:32 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/23/22 15:02:00] cornfeedhobo spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cornfeedhobo's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/22 16:25:55] cornfeedhobo [0/693] has challenged Tangles [287/823] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:36:09 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/25/22 18:19:16] xbill [321/943] has come upon cornfeedhobo [366/693] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:02:34 is added to xbill's clock.
[10/26/22 13:59:54] damyan [448/690] has challenged cornfeedhobo [3/693] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:18 is removed from damyan's clock.
[10/28/22 02:07:22] Drin [510/611] has come upon cornfeedhobo [434/693] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:00:56 is removed from Drin's clock.
[10/28/22 23:23:15] BenDover, Theleveler, and Kachin [1358/2396] have team battled Algernon, cornfeedhobo, and vectr0n [261/2063] and won! 0 days, 05:25:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/22 00:48:21] Feltharell, TauPan, and cornfeedhobo [460/2405] have team battled Carl, allo, and pwae [1561/2235] and lost! 5 days, 12:22:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/22 02:04:21] cornfeedhobo, Wam, and bg [2303/2804] have team battled Sario, VonToutCourt, and simple [711/3106] and won! 0 days, 12:06:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/22 17:16:25] cornfeedhobo [575/693] has come upon Centrixx [826/1073] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:43:11 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/31/22 02:02:45] cornfeedhobo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:57:57 towards level 63.
[10/31/22 23:37:46] ion [40/864] has come upon cornfeedhobo [68/693] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:27:13 is added to ion's clock.
[11/01/22 13:49:17] Fehu [320/566] has come upon cornfeedhobo [135/693] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:59:41 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[11/02/22 14:28:49] cornfeedhobo was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:52:55 towards level 63.
[11/02/22 16:00:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed cornfeedhobo with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 21:20:01 from level 63.
[11/05/22 09:18:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 1 day, 17:50:33 toward level 63.
[11/05/22 23:09:33] Theleveler [1069/1152] has challenged cornfeedhobo [79/695] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:58:29 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[11/06/22 07:56:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed cornfeedhobo with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 13:11:05 from level 63.
[11/06/22 08:48:33] cornfeedhobo [27/695] has come upon JamCow [48/861] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:40:31 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/06/22 09:03:22] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:31:47 from level 63.
[11/06/22 14:17:11] Kronan [633/789] has challenged cornfeedhobo [107/695] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:26:07 is removed from Kronan's clock.
[11/06/22 17:17:48] cornfeedhobo [622/695] has challenged noex [234/472] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:21:36 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/06/22 23:19:05] cornfeedhobo [424/695] has challenged Alarien [109/612] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:56:20 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/07/22 02:32:42] Tuxx [72/258] has challenged cornfeedhobo [112/695] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Tuxx's clock.
[11/07/22 23:24:08] heisenbug [113/669] has challenged cornfeedhobo [6/695] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:50:57 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[11/09/22 02:29:58] StalkR [311/796] has challenged cornfeedhobo [406/695] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:52:50 is added to StalkR's clock.
[11/10/22 23:39:50] cornfeedhobo [79/695] has challenged BenDover [454/487] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:40:02 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/11/22 22:44:48] TimeWarp [142/822] has challenged cornfeedhobo [558/695] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[11/12/22 02:45:44] apb [401/888] has challenged cornfeedhobo [307/695] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:26:12 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/12/22 08:47:35] cornfeedhobo [531/695] has come upon zifnab06 [288/576] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:24:02 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/12/22 11:57:26] cornfeedhobo burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! cornfeedhobo's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/14/22 00:55:50] cornfeedhobo [478/692] has come upon judahnator [460/506] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:35:06 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/15/22 15:11:40] cornfeedhobo, Aksej, and muirrum [1651/1744] have team battled SuzakuMedli, Psilocybe, and Affliction [885/2885] and won! 1 day, 03:38:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/22 18:14:22] d4n13L, Khorne, and cornfeedhobo [1158/2264] have team battled canton7, HeavyPodda, and Ganonk [1423/1865] and lost! 3 days, 03:23:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/22 19:32:30] cornfeedhobo [219/692] has come upon drahthaar [339/999] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:06:07 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/16/22 15:09:12] cornfeedhobo [689/692] has challenged contyk [243/773] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:56:47 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/16/22 17:56:11] cornfeedhobo [250/692] has come upon Algernon [436/745] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:03:37 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/18/22 07:18:03] Techman [780/969] has challenged cornfeedhobo [607/692] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:46:45 is removed from Techman's clock.
[11/20/22 07:28:25] scumola [22/931] has challenged cornfeedhobo [170/692] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:07:42 is added to scumola's clock.
[11/21/22 04:11:26] Khorne [418/1023] has come upon cornfeedhobo [641/692] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:50:37 is added to Khorne's clock.
[11/21/22 07:49:13] cornfeedhobo had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:30:22 from level 63.
[11/21/22 19:32:33] adamus1red [824/831] has come upon cornfeedhobo [679/692] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:18:22 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[11/21/22 21:47:26] cornfeedhobo was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:26:22 from level 63.
[11/22/22 17:22:06] Stevland [789/792] has come upon cornfeedhobo [217/692] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:34:56 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[11/22/22 17:22:06] Stevland has dealt cornfeedhobo a Critical Strike! 2 days, 10:17:48 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/22/22 20:58:46] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:19:58 towards level 63.
[11/24/22 08:50:51] cornfeedhobo [533/692] has come upon tswsl [638/705] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:23:02 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/24/22 10:54:57] cornfeedhobo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:27:31 towards level 63.
[11/24/22 17:48:01] vadas [234/326] has challenged cornfeedhobo [587/692] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to vadas's clock.
[11/25/22 03:44:52] cornfeedhobo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:08:52 from level 63.
[11/26/22 06:10:48] cornfeedhobo left their weapon out in the rain to rust! cornfeedhobo's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/26/22 15:02:00] cornfeedhobo [638/687] has challenged "\@_ [233/1128] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:00:49 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/27/22 07:17:44] cornfeedhobo [585/687] has come upon RussellB [393/944] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:04:00 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/28/22 08:01:21] gusto [23/560] has challenged cornfeedhobo [344/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to gusto's clock.
[12/03/22 20:42:08] Arch [653/667] has challenged cornfeedhobo [224/687] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:22:41 is removed from Arch's clock.
[12/04/22 09:45:03] cornfeedhobo [244/687] has challenged pasquale [413/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:39 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/04/22 17:32:24] thornrag, cornfeedhobo, and KindOne [115/1858] have team battled Covid-19, pwae, and ephemer0l [617/2446] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/22 04:39:13] cornfeedhobo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:44 towards level 63.
[12/05/22 11:37:14] Centrixx [461/1063] has challenged cornfeedhobo [468/687] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:13:45 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[12/06/22 01:25:27] pyre, crysis, and cornfeedhobo [854/2280] have team battled hdm, elf, and Yarosh [731/2190] and won! 0 days, 00:15:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/22 02:28:16] cornfeedhobo [73/687] has challenged SSLbits [215/563] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/06/22 15:02:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 31 days, 07:35:14 toward level 64.
[12/06/22 17:58:04] Carl [760/883] has challenged cornfeedhobo [271/687] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:00:33 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/06/22 22:18:38] elf [480/745] has challenged cornfeedhobo [99/687] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:27:18 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/07/22 02:47:56] jaxson, tswsl, and AlinConstantin [636/1689] have team battled gildarts, cornfeedhobo, and jjasghar [2378/2475] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/22 04:35:21] cornfeedhobo [149/687] has come upon Tuxx [216/380] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:52:06 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/08/22 10:23:55] cornfeedhobo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:51:09 towards level 64.
[12/09/22 00:59:17] iiriix [272/748] has come upon cornfeedhobo [318/692] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:09:13 is added to iiriix's clock.
[12/11/22 20:21:40] cornfeedhobo invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:50:10 towards level 64.
[12/12/22 08:41:30] achin, Kachin, and pyre [21/2584] have team battled ahmubashshir, cornfeedhobo, and rs [343/2118] and lost! 0 days, 03:21:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/22 14:16:16] cornfeedhobo saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:10:14 from level 64.
[12/13/22 09:17:09] cornfeedhobo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:50:26 towards level 64.
[12/15/22 14:03:10] binaryhermit, cornfeedhobo, Psilocybe, and spex have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/22 16:16:25] cornfeedhobo was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:31:47 towards level 64.
[12/16/22 02:25:19] cornfeedhobo learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:38 towards level 64.
[12/16/22 12:05:15] cornfeedhobo learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:35:47 towards level 64.
[12/17/22 02:23:51] iiriix [525/748] has come upon cornfeedhobo [88/692] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:27:51 is removed from iiriix's clock.
[12/17/22 23:03:48] cornfeedhobo [74/692] has challenged bookworm [126/686] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:56:51 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/18/22 01:15:55] Lnk [317/848] has challenged cornfeedhobo [299/692] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:15:18 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[12/18/22 04:05:07] cornfeedhobo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:01:40 from level 64.
[12/18/22 07:16:29] cornfeedhobo has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:06:25 from level 64.
[12/18/22 20:06:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 3 days, 06:18:52 toward level 64.
[12/19/22 09:18:41] Lord255 [240/614] has come upon cornfeedhobo [596/692] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:00:47 is added to Lord255's clock.
[12/19/22 09:39:15] cornfeedhobo [51/692] has come upon Fenrik [777/1196] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:50:53 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/20/22 16:29:22] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:04 towards level 64.
[12/21/22 03:01:45] cornfeedhobo reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cornfeedhobo's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/22 14:52:16] Covid-19, cornfeedhobo, soltys, and Pinkman have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/22 08:41:08] cornfeedhobo [62/695] has challenged Dan [242/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/24/22 09:01:39] cornfeedhobo [270/695] has challenged Drin [468/754] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/25/22 06:13:05] adamus1red [74/1083] has come upon cornfeedhobo [377/695] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:32:26 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[12/28/22 17:37:12] t3chn0 [549/906] has come upon cornfeedhobo [263/695] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:50:59 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[12/30/22 01:15:47] cornfeedhobo [633/695] has come upon Cirdan [567/1020] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:19:06 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[12/30/22 04:09:14] cornfeedhobo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:54:41 towards level 65.
[01/02/23 11:14:58] cornfeedhobo [499/695] has come upon kzootech [497/573] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:27:58 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[01/02/23 22:50:44] cornfeedhobo found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:54:16 towards level 65.
[01/02/23 22:51:11] cornfeedhobo bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:15:24 towards level 65.
[01/02/23 23:33:33] zifnab06 [182/589] has challenged cornfeedhobo [673/695] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:38:29 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[01/03/23 06:45:13] cornfeedhobo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:23:51 towards level 65.
[01/04/23 08:21:16] jjasghar, Misza, and d4n13L [1901/2612] have team battled Zaratustra, DrinkyBird, and cornfeedhobo [24/2555] and won! 3 days, 18:37:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/23 03:33:10] cornfeedhobo EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:30:36 from level 65.
[01/08/23 11:03:48] enteral [629/709] has challenged cornfeedhobo [148/695] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:37:17 is removed from enteral's clock.
[01/09/23 09:33:13] cornfeedhobo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:21:17 towards level 65.
[01/09/23 13:41:44] cornfeedhobo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:10:45 towards level 65.
[01/11/23 01:56:35] spex, Asara, and Faradome [157/2520] have team battled muirrum, heisenbug, and cornfeedhobo [143/1775] and won! 3 days, 06:18:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/23 01:59:08] hax404 [317/444] has come upon cornfeedhobo [207/695] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:57:38 is removed from hax404's clock.
[01/12/23 02:24:04] cornfeedhobo [244/703] has challenged Puff [582/815] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:05:27 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[01/13/23 05:36:46] cornfeedhobo [636/703] has come upon muirrum [182/415] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:31:48 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[01/13/23 15:32:41] AlexS [106/512] has challenged cornfeedhobo [610/703] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:01:33 is added to AlexS's clock.
[01/13/23 17:12:56] cornfeedhobo discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:27:43 towards level 65.
[01/14/23 05:57:00] cornfeedhobo bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:34:03 towards level 65.
[01/16/23 20:23:38] Alarien, Cirdan, and Tangles [1807/2427] have team battled ZOTTA, cornfeedhobo, and crysis [305/2248] and won! 6 days, 21:21:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/23 20:50:29] cornfeedhobo [701/703] has challenged DrinkyBird [475/1122] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:46:47 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[01/17/23 01:19:56] binaryhermit, gildarts, and RussellB [590/2644] have team battled magnor, Crazycatlady, and cornfeedhobo [1577/1670] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/23 09:14:52] xbill, DontEvenPeek, and Ecko [1710/2204] have team battled cornfeedhobo, sam, and vegadark [698/2290] and won! 0 days, 01:20:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/23 21:35:29] cornfeedhobo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:46 towards level 65.
[01/19/23 09:53:56] TimWolla, Destruia, and cornfeedhobo [192/2414] have team battled jayvee, kinus, and ZeroG [61/1989] and won! 0 days, 08:31:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/23 16:05:14] cornfeedhobo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:50 from level 65.
[01/20/23 20:13:42] cornfeedhobo [399/703] has challenged KingPimpCommand [169/199] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:23:08 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[01/21/23 03:07:54] wille, Susumurata, and signofzeta [310/2360] have team battled StalkR, BastelBot, and cornfeedhobo [1174/2355] and lost! 2 days, 03:52:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/23 03:52:22] buzel, cornfeedhobo, and BastelBot [640/2190] have team battled pyre, Sario, and unicron [1534/2187] and lost! 6 days, 13:18:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/23 18:01:44] CrashOverride, postikana, and cornfeedhobo [912/1943] have team battled Sherpard2, kenyon, and signofzeta [1884/2567] and lost! 0 days, 17:10:53 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/23 23:43:06] cornfeedhobo [63/703] has come upon Gorek [589/1009] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:07:32 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[01/22/23 11:01:32] HellSpawn [501/940] has come upon cornfeedhobo [584/703] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:34:51 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[01/22/23 17:40:13] SuzakuMedli [269/887] has come upon cornfeedhobo [27/703] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:03:08 is removed from SuzakuMedli's clock.
[01/22/23 19:05:40] cornfeedhobo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:12:15 towards level 66.
[01/23/23 01:55:25] Clarth [123/380] has challenged cornfeedhobo [355/703] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to Clarth's clock.
[01/23/23 23:30:13] cornfeedhobo got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:08:34 from level 66.
[01/24/23 04:01:56] Jens, Bluedog, and Ganonk [1253/1942] have team battled Kurenai, Notir, and cornfeedhobo [160/2725] and won! 2 days, 07:56:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/23 05:02:00] cornfeedhobo was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:30:07 from level 66.
[01/25/23 08:53:33] Khorne [220/1111] has come upon cornfeedhobo [355/703] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:34:04 is added to Khorne's clock.
[01/25/23 10:54:25] yano [624/1075] has come upon cornfeedhobo [677/703] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:34:52 is added to yano's clock.
[01/25/23 15:06:55] cornfeedhobo, idleneutral, and ttrs [650/1642] have team battled Koffa, buzel, and canton7 [833/2244] and lost! 0 days, 15:24:36 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/23 21:52:16] pants [464/1170] has come upon cornfeedhobo [438/703] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:21:13 is removed from pants's clock.
[01/26/23 11:57:28] Cirdan [292/1029] has challenged cornfeedhobo [534/703] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:25:47 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[01/27/23 14:09:15] cornfeedhobo learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:13:46 towards level 66.
[01/27/23 23:21:07] cornfeedhobo was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:32:23 from level 66.
[01/27/23 23:58:53] cornfeedhobo bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:16:51 from level 66.
[01/28/23 03:04:09] cornfeedhobo stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:39:16 towards level 66.
[01/28/23 19:54:44] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:52:59 towards level 66.
[01/29/23 18:04:38] cornfeedhobo [599/703] has come upon TimWolla [400/957] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:44:21 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[01/29/23 23:42:49] Destruia [12/754] has come upon cornfeedhobo [355/703] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:09:30 is added to Destruia's clock.
[01/30/23 13:52:14] aqsd, DrinkyBird, and cornfeedhobo [1767/2592] have team battled rawgreaze, MadMan, and idleneutral [567/2076] and won! 0 days, 18:18:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/23 18:08:34] cornfeedhobo [460/703] has come upon nya [302/1235] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:05:13 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[02/01/23 03:21:16] jacob1, blabber, and cornfeedhobo [2549/2775] have team battled KingPimpCommand, elf, and kzootech [1329/1584] and won! 6 days, 15:21:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/23 15:38:52] heisenbug, Stevland, and Ganonk [1616/2216] have team battled ZOTTA, crank, and cornfeedhobo [1180/2148] and won! 0 days, 11:36:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/23 19:18:15] cornfeedhobo [658/703] has challenged hdm [909/985] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:08:56 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[02/03/23 02:24:35] cornfeedhobo [132/703] has challenged CrashOverride [296/740] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:15:12 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[02/03/23 13:14:13] Acolarh, cadfael, cornfeedhobo, and EddieT137 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/23 22:02:51] cornfeedhobo, megubyte, and _sh [961/2070] have team battled wille, Tangles, and tsr [630/2113] and won! 3 days, 05:09:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/23 21:33:22] DontEvenPeek [277/507] has challenged cornfeedhobo [18/703] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:55:06 is removed from DontEvenPeek's clock.
[02/05/23 01:34:11] cornfeedhobo [687/703] has challenged KindOne [427/512] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:40:38 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[02/05/23 03:53:59] zgrep, Dan, and LeD [1813/2028] have team battled el, cornfeedhobo, and kptr [6/1900] and won! 0 days, 01:14:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/23 05:02:19] cornfeedhobo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:42:37 from level 66.
[02/09/23 01:50:26] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:10:28 towards level 66.
[02/09/23 06:18:32] cornfeedhobo [413/703] has come upon pwae [101/697] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:03:12 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[02/09/23 06:46:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 0 days, 18:50:22 toward level 66.
[02/10/23 07:58:28] Acolarh, cornfeedhobo, and ToHellWithGA [1651/2693] have team battled yNos, SuzakuMedli, and JamCow [893/2670] and won! 0 days, 02:43:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/23 19:21:19] HeavyPodda [233/634] has come upon cornfeedhobo [194/703] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:03:32 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/11/23 16:41:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 3 days, 09:48:30 toward level 66.
[06/15/23 00:21:12] signofzeta [611/1013] has come upon cornfeedhobo [402/703] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 17:22:56 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[06/15/23 13:50:12] cornfeedhobo, signofzeta, and VonToutCourt [1922/3128] have team battled Forud, Khorne, and V [1611/3115] and won! 0 days, 01:46:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/23 20:55:11] cornfeedhobo [569/703] has challenged bananaboat [563/776] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:44:58 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/17/23 15:26:29] cornfeedhobo reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cornfeedhobo's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/17/23 19:38:08] cornfeedhobo, idlegood, and signofzeta [2179/2460] have team battled anarcat, Blohsh, and unicron [430/2307] and won! 6 days, 21:44:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/23 22:31:26] cornfeedhobo invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:05:08 towards level 67.
[06/18/23 08:46:44] cornfeedhobo EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:05:59 from level 67.
[06/18/23 16:59:17] signofzeta [38/1013] has come upon cornfeedhobo [625/706] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:49:20 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[06/19/23 00:25:15] cornfeedhobo, Neil, and Yarosh [77/1896] have team battled gildarts, ahmubashshir, and V [874/2577] and lost! 0 days, 02:17:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/23 06:38:27] hdm [584/1012] has challenged cornfeedhobo [515/706] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:28:57 is removed from hdm's clock.
[06/20/23 12:32:26] gideonstar [53/269] has come upon cornfeedhobo [395/706] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:37:35 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[06/20/23 14:40:50] thornrag [415/712] has challenged cornfeedhobo [333/706] in combat and won! 11 days, 11:53:48 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[06/21/23 12:11:56] DrinkyBird, Mat, and Morguaii [1333/1966] have team battled RussellB, Garg, and cornfeedhobo [1213/1988] and won! 0 days, 00:31:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/23 07:52:28] cornfeedhobo [588/706] has challenged ChowderKeg [380/820] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:12:30 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/22/23 08:55:27] exergy [89/462] has challenged cornfeedhobo [182/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to exergy's clock.
[06/23/23 13:01:52] cornfeedhobo was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:12:51 from level 67.
[06/24/23 02:04:28] cornfeedhobo [136/706] has challenged Jens [341/840] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:24:23 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/24/23 07:05:53] misha [323/784] has challenged cornfeedhobo [58/706] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:42:47 is removed from misha's clock.
[06/24/23 07:36:22] cornfeedhobo [45/706] has come upon TheSilentLink [811/893] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:04:30 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/25/23 12:45:15] cornfeedhobo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:29:30 from level 67.
[06/25/23 19:53:18] cornfeedhobo grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:24:03 towards level 67.
[06/25/23 19:57:01] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:57:49 from level 67.
[06/26/23 09:19:53] dbx12 [376/757] has challenged cornfeedhobo [616/706] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:31:50 is added to dbx12's clock.
[06/26/23 13:39:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 15 days, 23:39:32 toward level 67.
[06/26/23 15:21:39] V [293/1019] has challenged cornfeedhobo [7/706] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:22:32 is removed from V's clock.
[06/27/23 06:26:04] cornfeedhobo [258/706] has challenged jayvee [448/674] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:44:12 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/28/23 01:10:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 6 days, 03:59:28 toward level 67.
[06/29/23 12:38:27] cornfeedhobo set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:49:24 from level 67.
[07/01/23 19:54:59] cornfeedhobo [640/706] has challenged spex [309/1071] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:34:54 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/02/23 12:59:22] cornfeedhobo [559/706] has challenged nya [551/1223] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:26:37 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/03/23 13:54:26] caeli [277/762] has come upon cornfeedhobo [691/706] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 23:44:17 is added to caeli's clock.
[07/03/23 18:06:24] CodeB [703/737] has challenged cornfeedhobo [284/706] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:22:50 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[07/04/23 19:00:28] cornfeedhobo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:00 towards level 67.
[07/05/23 10:31:39] cornfeedhobo [554/706] has challenged damyan [483/793] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:20:45 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/05/23 23:57:11] cornfeedhobo was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:34:47 from level 68.
[07/06/23 02:22:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 6 days, 10:08:51 toward level 68.
[07/06/23 02:52:12] cornfeedhobo sharpened the edge of their weapon! cornfeedhobo's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/23 17:23:22] ZOTTA [96/834] has challenged cornfeedhobo [254/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:39:44 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[07/07/23 08:26:46] damyan [621/793] has challenged cornfeedhobo [660/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:31:28 is added to damyan's clock.
[07/09/23 07:37:52] cornfeedhobo [493/710] has challenged MELOONi [484/953] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:46:58 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/10/23 01:32:57] cornfeedhobo [535/710] has come upon kenyon [587/915] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:21:52 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/11/23 13:13:23] bg, _sh, and Arch [2654/2722] have team battled hdm, d4n13L, and cornfeedhobo [1969/2329] and won! 3 days, 00:02:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/23 00:53:20] damyan [435/793] has challenged cornfeedhobo [221/710] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:40:38 is removed from damyan's clock.
[07/13/23 06:16:36] cornfeedhobo was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:02:57 from level 68.
[07/13/23 16:07:07] cornfeedhobo bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:27:49 towards level 68.
[07/16/23 00:10:41] cornfeedhobo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:16:02 towards level 68.
[07/19/23 01:17:37] confunctius, CompanionCube, and Yarosh [1480/2355] have team battled MetaNova, cornfeedhobo, and pwae [602/2228] and won! 0 days, 00:48:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/23 02:36:18] sc, soltys, and TimeWarp [2383/2934] have team battled Omega, cornfeedhobo, and Lord255 [2101/2485] and won! 0 days, 07:18:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/23 11:11:48] cornfeedhobo discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:27:25 towards level 68.
[07/19/23 16:37:30] DrinkyBird, tsr, and cornfeedhobo [1461/2807] have team battled Zed_Spiker, signofzeta, and Puff [1922/2320] and lost! 4 days, 05:06:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/23 20:54:27] cornfeedhobo bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:16:42 towards level 68.
[07/20/23 14:09:58] Lenny_, scumola, cornfeedhobo, and CornFly have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/23 03:13:50] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:52:03 towards level 68.
[07/22/23 04:27:40] cornfeedhobo discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:29:17 towards level 68.
[07/23/23 13:30:26] cornfeedhobo [39/710] has come upon Ankhers [181/726] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:29:21 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/25/23 07:11:57] Platonides [237/856] has come upon cornfeedhobo [565/710] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:41:25 is added to Platonides's clock.
[07/26/23 15:48:20] signofzeta, cornfeedhobo, and yano [1196/2539] have team battled TimeWarp, 0x00, and zifnab06 [132/1785] and won! 0 days, 13:14:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/23 20:18:02] cornfeedhobo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:44:03 from level 68.
[07/27/23 00:14:32] Lnk, cornfeedhobo, and Platonides [1354/2417] have team battled Bolded, ToHellWithGA, and Arch [629/2816] and won! 1 day, 14:13:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/23 10:40:39] blobdog [39/229] has challenged cornfeedhobo [248/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to blobdog's clock.
[07/29/23 03:36:10] u4ia [113/273] has challenged cornfeedhobo [650/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to u4ia's clock.
[07/29/23 21:41:45] TheSilentLink [149/952] has challenged cornfeedhobo [376/706] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:59:34 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[07/29/23 23:22:26] cornfeedhobo [119/706] has challenged el [234/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:10:39 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[07/30/23 05:33:36] cornfeedhobo walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:03:08 from level 68.
[07/31/23 03:04:47] Andrio, Destruia, and cornfeedhobo [2077/2164] have team battled Russell, CornFly, and Lnk [2487/2828] and lost! 0 days, 14:27:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/23 03:04:16] cornfeedhobo sharpened the edge of their weapon! cornfeedhobo's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/23 10:18:06] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:52 towards level 68.
[08/01/23 10:35:59] cornfeedhobo [564/710] has challenged Cockatrice [374/905] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:15:28 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/01/23 11:00:37] u4ia [251/333] has challenged cornfeedhobo [414/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to u4ia's clock.
[08/02/23 18:43:26] tswsl [180/711] has challenged cornfeedhobo [219/710] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:25:33 is added to tswsl's clock.
[08/03/23 02:55:05] cornfeedhobo [624/710] has challenged blobdog [245/280] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:37:45 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/03/23 22:19:40] Matthew [281/624] has come upon cornfeedhobo [702/710] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:28:38 is added to Matthew's clock.
[08/04/23 00:50:50] signofzeta [371/1019] has challenged cornfeedhobo [529/710] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:19:55 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[08/05/23 03:57:18] nawcom [800/950] has challenged cornfeedhobo [369/710] in combat and won! 8 days, 02:52:40 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[08/05/23 21:59:04] cornfeedhobo, Lord255, and rawgreaze [1408/2443] have team battled Kesdak, Forud, and Pinkman [1114/2075] and won! 0 days, 18:05:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/23 12:04:48] cornfeedhobo [612/710] has challenged apb [1044/1243] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:44:52 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/07/23 20:58:58] cornfeedhobo [371/710] has come upon Carl [121/875] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:06:40 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/08/23 11:30:39] gideonstar, cornfeedhobo, and bobvador [2161/2374] have team battled ZOTTA, style, and kenyon [1889/2803] and won! 1 day, 20:24:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/23 19:17:42] cornfeedhobo [297/710] has challenged ahmubashshir [51/632] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:11:52 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/08/23 21:43:04] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:36:02 towards level 69.
[08/08/23 23:49:53] arcade_droid [132/299] has challenged cornfeedhobo [679/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to arcade_droid's clock.
[08/09/23 10:42:15] MetaNova, canton7, and t3chn0 [1162/2630] have team battled linear, cornfeedhobo, and jayvee [1875/2014] and lost! 1 day, 11:55:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/23 17:22:56] Yarosh [338/533] has challenged cornfeedhobo [118/710] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:43:16 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[08/11/23 09:21:25] Covid-19 [842/935] has come upon cornfeedhobo [113/710] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 12:30:40 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[08/12/23 09:08:10] SirNeo [14/783] has come upon cornfeedhobo [224/710] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:28:29 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[08/12/23 21:48:35] cornfeedhobo [23/710] has come upon el [291/704] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:55:02 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/12/23 23:41:12] Bluedog [643/893] has challenged cornfeedhobo [410/710] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:10:24 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[08/13/23 00:43:30] cornfeedhobo [416/710] has come upon Andrio [154/705] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:58:18 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/14/23 03:34:42] cornfeedhobo found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:12:16 towards level 69.
[08/15/23 15:04:55] style [508/590] has come upon cornfeedhobo [222/710] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:45:34 is removed from style's clock.
[08/26/23 21:33:55] cornfeedhobo learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:04:34 towards level 69.
[08/28/23 00:12:23] cornfeedhobo was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:56:28 towards level 69.
[08/28/23 08:45:48] cornfeedhobo [507/710] has come upon Bolded [703/998] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:28:25 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/30/23 10:20:49] enteral [71/1020] has challenged cornfeedhobo [657/710] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:57:03 is added to enteral's clock.
[08/30/23 23:22:08] spex [511/1105] has come upon cornfeedhobo [43/710] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:11:23 is removed from spex's clock.
[08/31/23 23:42:29] cornfeedhobo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:13:35 towards level 69.
[08/31/23 23:44:42] cornfeedhobo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:55:49 towards level 69.
[09/01/23 06:31:34] cornfeedhobo [665/710] has challenged bfft [521/874] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:49:14 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/02/23 08:59:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed cornfeedhobo with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 13:57:25 from level 69.
[09/03/23 19:08:54] cornfeedhobo stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:57 towards level 69.
[09/04/23 03:20:58] thatmint, soygirl, and zifnab06 [1004/1692] have team battled HeavyPodda, Chuck, and cornfeedhobo [2112/2329] and lost! 0 days, 03:49:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/23 16:58:13] SSLbits, ahmubashshir, and cornfeedhobo [1877/2026] have team battled tswsl, Minus, and shikhin [857/2434] and won! 1 day, 12:36:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/23 11:59:13] cornfeedhobo, bsleep, and CompanionCube [2289/2600] have team battled hugga, kenyon, and dull [693/2068] and won! 0 days, 23:32:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/23 22:24:57] cornfeedhobo discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:20 towards level 69.
[09/19/23 11:38:57] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:10 towards level 69.
[09/19/23 18:20:26] cornfeedhobo [427/710] has challenged pwae [260/801] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:37:14 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/20/23 02:44:29] cornfeedhobo was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:56:06 from level 69.
[09/21/23 14:17:21] cornfeedhobo [297/710] has challenged Drkmirror [55/322] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:59:34 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/21/23 19:22:29] StalkR [181/1018] has challenged cornfeedhobo [183/710] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:35:34 is added to StalkR's clock.
[09/21/23 23:33:12] cornfeedhobo [637/710] has challenged csc2ya [42/795] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:45:59 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/21/23 23:33:12] cornfeedhobo has dealt csc2ya a Critical Strike! 4 days, 07:11:33 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[09/22/23 12:25:40] adamus1red, Wolf, and cornfeedhobo [498/2525] have team battled Rayke, SSLbits, and Sombra [216/2294] and won! 1 day, 02:53:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/23 13:08:59] DrinkyBird [434/1281] has come upon cornfeedhobo [445/710] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:47:06 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/23/23 03:47:13] cornfeedhobo [270/710] has come upon zifnab06 [390/631] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:25:20 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/23/23 20:35:57] Puff [244/684] has come upon cornfeedhobo [286/710] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:45:11 is added to Puff's clock.
[09/25/23 20:31:48] dyvonna [504/1063] has challenged cornfeedhobo [90/710] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:56:32 is removed from dyvonna's clock.
[09/26/23 06:07:35] apb, blobdog, and cornfeedhobo [1111/2433] have team battled Pinkman, bird, and hugga [807/1703] and won! 0 days, 04:22:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/23 11:24:12] cornfeedhobo [129/710] has challenged eising [343/798] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:30:33 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/26/23 16:25:23] adamus1red [755/944] has challenged cornfeedhobo [318/710] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:34 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[09/27/23 03:25:46] cornfeedhobo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:59:35 towards level 70.
[09/27/23 03:45:30] gusto [190/708] has come upon cornfeedhobo [552/710] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:28:54 is added to gusto's clock.
[09/27/23 14:04:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 2 days, 05:00:51 toward level 70.
[09/27/23 14:40:05] DrinkyBird [1196/1281] has come upon cornfeedhobo [556/710] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:30:35 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/27/23 15:30:49] cornfeedhobo [166/710] has challenged Thorael [474/678] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:38:32 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/28/23 09:18:22] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:56:48 towards level 70.
[09/29/23 22:43:55] Wolf [39/871] has challenged cornfeedhobo [287/710] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:59:29 is added to Wolf's clock.
[09/30/23 10:40:09] Kurenai [967/1003] has challenged cornfeedhobo [2/710] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:42:08 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[09/30/23 12:48:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 9 days, 02:20:56 toward level 70.
[10/01/23 10:54:16] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:14:42 towards level 70.
[10/02/23 16:20:13] cornfeedhobo [264/710] has come upon nowz [180/492] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:31:52 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/04/23 03:47:52] gideonstar, jacob1, and Lilith [585/2044] have team battled kinus, Lnk, and cornfeedhobo [2027/2070] and lost! 1 day, 01:29:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/23 12:54:02] cornfeedhobo [575/710] has come upon Ankhers [645/828] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:55:37 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/05/23 09:28:43] eising, insidesources, and cornfeedhobo [1791/1814] have team battled tswsl, Gorek, and sc [1718/2868] and won! 0 days, 04:30:10 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/23 13:19:17] blobdog [109/457] has come upon cornfeedhobo [453/710] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:58:52 is added to blobdog's clock.
[10/06/23 10:11:54] cornfeedhobo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:57:06 towards level 70.
[10/07/23 13:42:39] io [340/1192] has come upon cornfeedhobo [595/710] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:51:31 is added to io's clock.
[10/07/23 23:28:45] cornfeedhobo [48/710] has challenged Zaratustra [426/790] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:59:41 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/08/23 15:55:45] Techman, BenDover, and cornfeedhobo [2165/2229] have team battled zbe, Tenorman, and talisein [1199/2684] and won! 1 day, 20:10:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/23 09:57:29] cornfeedhobo was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:27:01 from level 70.
[10/10/23 19:59:43] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:30:48 towards level 70.
[10/11/23 13:07:33] cornfeedhobo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:33:33 from level 70.
[10/12/23 13:22:09] Pinkman [209/894] has come upon cornfeedhobo [106/710] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:27:11 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[10/12/23 19:16:13] allo, Gangsterish, and philipp__ [2045/2094] have team battled zifnab06, cornfeedhobo, and jacob1 [235/2256] and won! 1 day, 01:22:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/23 01:03:07] ahmubashshir, Khorne, and cornfeedhobo [627/2554] have team battled shikhin, CornFly, and StalkR [2311/2779] and lost! 2 days, 08:58:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/23 12:04:36] laama, idleevil, and Bluedog [914/2719] have team battled Kat, cornfeedhobo, and Neil [713/1812] and won! 1 day, 07:22:14 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/23 23:16:13] slim [706/964] has challenged cornfeedhobo [651/710] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from slim's clock.
[10/17/23 22:39:20] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:22:47 towards level 70.
[10/18/23 05:27:06] RussellB [124/959] has challenged cornfeedhobo [313/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:22 is added to RussellB's clock.
[10/19/23 14:39:22] ion [416/852] has come upon cornfeedhobo [354/710] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:32:28 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/20/23 07:54:19] cornfeedhobo learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:09:21 from level 70.
[10/20/23 15:40:58] noex [294/475] has challenged cornfeedhobo [143/710] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:06:37 is removed from noex's clock.
[10/20/23 20:16:58] signofzeta [808/1042] has come upon cornfeedhobo [495/710] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:31:36 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[10/21/23 06:02:36] d4n13L, cornfeedhobo, and GilbertErik [439/2138] have team battled Aksej, pfoley, and eising [275/2794] and won! 1 day, 01:06:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/23 07:34:48] cornfeedhobo [603/710] has come upon Crazycatlady [863/1098] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:06:04 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/21/23 11:20:46] Crazycatlady, alexlehm, and dyvonna [1779/2961] have team battled sc, cornfeedhobo, and gideonstar [2122/2489] and lost! 6 days, 14:49:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/23 20:18:15] hax404, cornfeedhobo, and canton7 [993/2092] have team battled cadfael, sam, and Nysdar [2206/2713] and lost! 0 days, 10:10:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/23 13:36:29] sparogy [535/608] has come upon cornfeedhobo [382/710] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:01:23 is removed from sparogy's clock.
[10/23/23 23:03:51] HeavyPodda [515/954] has challenged cornfeedhobo [619/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:26:47 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/26/23 15:53:07] dodecahedron [122/425] has come upon cornfeedhobo [608/710] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:49:48 is added to dodecahedron's clock.
[10/27/23 13:03:06] Xenthys [360/896] has come upon cornfeedhobo [505/710] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:02:31 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[10/28/23 02:08:22] cornfeedhobo [392/710] has challenged Puff [476/694] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:31:13 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/28/23 16:32:01] cornfeedhobo stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:46:28 towards level 71.
[10/28/23 19:53:03] cornfeedhobo, BastelBot, and hdm [2441/2495] have team battled jayvee, hax404, and freeboson [1727/2242] and won! 11 days, 23:00:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/23 08:10:24] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:55:26 towards level 71.
[10/29/23 14:30:28] Alasdair [78/288] has challenged cornfeedhobo [105/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Alasdair's clock.
[10/30/23 02:05:36] cornfeedhobo [10/710] has come upon drahthaar [659/885] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:49:37 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/30/23 08:29:23] gradator, Russell, and cornfeedhobo [1325/2405] have team battled bananaboat, Kurenai, and jacob1 [1949/2960] and lost! 2 days, 16:50:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/23 08:47:00] cornfeedhobo found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:48:58 towards level 71.
[10/30/23 15:47:50] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:16:56 towards level 71.
[10/31/23 01:22:26] eising [749/832] has come upon cornfeedhobo [345/710] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:48:40 is removed from eising's clock.
[10/31/23 11:47:19] cornfeedhobo [310/710] has challenged dwfreed [289/1126] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:37:10 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/31/23 11:47:19] cornfeedhobo has dealt dwfreed a Critical Strike! 11 days, 03:00:47 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[11/01/23 03:56:35] yNos [10/889] has come upon cornfeedhobo [431/710] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:16:20 is added to yNos's clock.
[11/01/23 23:35:53] cornfeedhobo, heisenbug, and tswsl [340/2191] have team battled laama, Yarosh, and Carl [819/2323] and lost! 7 days, 05:20:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/23 11:22:02] cornfeedhobo, MetaNova, and CodeB [2056/2167] have team battled Kritzefitz, kenyon, and freeboson [495/3412] and won! 0 days, 20:04:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/23 08:49:00] cornfeedhobo grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:08:08 towards level 71.
[11/05/23 02:14:36] pvac [392/423] has challenged cornfeedhobo [47/710] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:58:27 is removed from pvac's clock.
[11/06/23 05:12:21] gendish [186/381] has come upon cornfeedhobo [204/710] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:26:04 is added to gendish's clock.
[11/06/23 16:24:13] thatmint [306/650] has challenged cornfeedhobo [272/710] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:44:09 is removed from thatmint's clock.
[11/07/23 12:11:24] cornfeedhobo spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cornfeedhobo's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/09/23 00:40:54] cornfeedhobo had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:13:01 from level 71.
[11/09/23 01:03:44] cornfeedhobo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:39:17 towards level 71.
[11/10/23 00:11:59] d4n13L, BenDover, and blabber [1561/2330] have team battled gusto, cornfeedhobo, and nawcom [1674/2325] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:58 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/23 19:54:34] jaxson, mzumquadrat, and Carl [1428/2029] have team battled Tangles, cornfeedhobo, and Khorne [326/2877] and won! 0 days, 05:25:43 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/23 09:09:24] canton7, alexlehm, and Koffa [1303/2688] have team battled zbe, cornfeedhobo, and alephnull [1900/2742] and lost! 0 days, 20:46:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/23 16:59:40] cornfeedhobo [536/700] has challenged Paganel [97/787] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:28:22 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/12/23 18:03:25] cornfeedhobo [439/700] has come upon Crazycatlady [552/1134] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:32:13 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/12/23 19:23:49] cornfeedhobo found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:34:11 towards level 71.
[11/13/23 03:42:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed cornfeedhobo with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 20:27:22 from level 71.
[11/13/23 11:17:03] Rayke [59/395] has come upon cornfeedhobo [223/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:13:06 is added to Rayke's clock.
[11/13/23 23:21:53] cornfeedhobo bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:07:11 towards level 71.
[11/13/23 23:31:34] cornfeedhobo [41/700] has come upon misha [491/906] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:04:17 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/14/23 00:21:30] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:06:00 towards level 71.
[11/14/23 03:13:43] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:23:15 towards level 71.
[11/14/23 03:29:14] Tangles, MetaNova, and tmberg [1251/2771] have team battled Susumurata, cornfeedhobo, and insidesources [439/1915] and won! 0 days, 12:51:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/23 04:43:09] Lord255, Jens, and talisein [1583/2305] have team battled cornfeedhobo, VonToutCourt, and spex [2269/3217] and lost! 2 days, 09:48:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/23 21:17:59] dwfreed [746/1133] has challenged cornfeedhobo [501/700] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:38:22 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[11/16/23 00:18:41] cornfeedhobo [618/700] has challenged Daikojun [129/655] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:59:18 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[03/14/24 23:59:47] cornfeedhobo [615/700] has challenged GRIZZLYMAN [707/742] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:28:11 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[03/15/24 02:59:05] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:30:52 towards level 71.
[03/15/24 17:15:17] cornfeedhobo [560/700] has challenged tass [278/817] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:03:15 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[03/16/24 03:11:47] alephnull [727/802] has challenged cornfeedhobo [499/700] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:03:44 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[03/16/24 08:53:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 10 days, 10:42:55 toward level 71.
[03/16/24 10:41:36] Nuae [655/883] has come upon cornfeedhobo [623/700] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:11:45 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[03/16/24 19:36:07] cornfeedhobo discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:00:52 towards level 71.
[03/17/24 23:37:18] tass, Kody, and sky [89/2371] have team battled Minus, cornfeedhobo, and catte [669/1868] and lost! 7 days, 07:53:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/24 07:49:54] Fraiyr, cornfeedhobo, and freeboson [1081/2103] have team battled ion, misha, and drahthaar [759/2637] and won! 0 days, 16:15:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/24 11:59:15] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:58:14 towards level 71.
[03/19/24 02:46:27] cornfeedhobo, Minus, and bg [822/2595] have team battled Ungoliant, blobdog, and Affliction [1320/2533] and lost! 1 day, 16:49:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/24 04:53:59] gendish, cornfeedhobo, Kurenai, and Malvolio have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/24 08:17:13] washclof, cornfeedhobo, and Nuae [2292/2758] have team battled kzootech, Minus, and StalkR [2091/2508] and won! 0 days, 01:18:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/24 20:31:11] cornfeedhobo [633/700] has come upon ukleinek [790/1011] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:10:05 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[03/21/24 13:41:41] cornfeedhobo [613/700] has come upon Gorek [559/996] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:16:26 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[03/23/24 19:07:33] style [464/715] has challenged cornfeedhobo [274/700] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:47:28 is removed from style's clock.
[03/24/24 07:01:07] dbx12, realguy, and cornfeedhobo [1127/2323] have team battled Khorne, gradator, and elf [535/2475] and won! 0 days, 15:43:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/24 13:23:53] Puff [534/680] has challenged cornfeedhobo [392/700] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:59:22 is removed from Puff's clock.
[03/25/24 04:09:40] cornfeedhobo [366/700] has come upon MetaNova [737/1286] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:36:42 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[03/26/24 05:16:53] cornfeedhobo [21/700] has come upon pfoley [764/1080] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:21:21 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/05/24 05:26:04] idlegood [105/495] has come upon cornfeedhobo [187/700] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 21:19:38 is added to idlegood's clock.
[04/05/24 17:27:31] hiod [221/645] has come upon cornfeedhobo [4/700] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:28:50 is removed from hiod's clock.
[04/05/24 18:31:49] gildarts, cornfeedhobo, and allo [424/2346] have team battled alephnull, CornFly, and Acolarh [2195/2651] and lost! 0 days, 10:13:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/24 01:39:50] cornfeedhobo was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:37:35 from level 71.
[04/07/24 03:58:32] Yarosh, pastly, and cornfeedhobo [265/1852] have team battled Thorael, bsleep, and Jens [1140/2300] and lost! 0 days, 06:18:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/24 15:36:00] cornfeedhobo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:46 towards level 71.
[04/08/24 14:40:21] cornfeedhobo [394/700] has challenged Luca [484/561] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:23:21 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/08/24 20:58:16] cornfeedhobo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:26:22 towards level 72.
[04/11/24 09:37:46] SSLbits [840/907] has challenged cornfeedhobo [354/700] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:17:32 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[04/11/24 10:57:15] bg [144/1075] has come upon cornfeedhobo [452/700] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:58:09 is added to bg's clock.
[04/14/24 07:06:26] Koffa [105/979] has come upon cornfeedhobo [354/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:12:42 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/14/24 09:30:43] cornfeedhobo learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:06:57 from level 72.
[04/14/24 10:18:26] cornfeedhobo [638/700] has come upon ukleinek [491/1021] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:34:01 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/14/24 11:29:23] allo, zifnab06, and hax404 [1817/2112] have team battled cornfeedhobo, nathan, and jra [738/1999] and won! 1 day, 14:17:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/24 17:02:20] cornfeedhobo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:47:20 towards level 72.
[04/15/24 01:25:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 19 days, 18:24:11 toward level 72.
[04/16/24 15:41:29] Khorne [605/860] has come upon cornfeedhobo [614/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:33:50 is added to Khorne's clock.
[04/16/24 17:28:45] cornfeedhobo [65/700] has come upon sky [55/1008] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:55:47 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/18/24 08:04:19] yano [327/937] has come upon cornfeedhobo [206/700] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:55:43 is removed from yano's clock.
[04/18/24 09:10:40] cornfeedhobo discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:35:21 towards level 72.
[04/19/24 01:50:59] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:03 towards level 72.
[04/19/24 19:03:53] cornfeedhobo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:25:11 from level 72.
[04/20/24 00:12:35] gegenschein [376/745] has come upon cornfeedhobo [601/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:07:43 is added to gegenschein's clock.
[04/20/24 08:02:25] Ecko [49/1006] has come upon cornfeedhobo [314/700] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:46:52 is added to Ecko's clock.
[04/20/24 19:40:52] cornfeedhobo [163/700] has come upon pfoley [70/1133] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:37:49 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/21/24 00:38:26] Misza [30/1069] has challenged cornfeedhobo [620/700] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:10:14 is added to Misza's clock.
[04/25/24 16:52:20] hax404 [497/656] has come upon cornfeedhobo [416/700] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:25:08 is removed from hax404's clock.
[04/26/24 21:34:49] cornfeedhobo was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:55:38 from level 72.
[04/27/24 02:01:05] cornfeedhobo [82/700] has come upon popey [737/1023] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:14:34 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/28/24 00:42:01] canton7, Lnk, and Soulwhisper [657/2255] have team battled cornfeedhobo, Drin, and Mat [1985/2715] and lost! 1 day, 10:39:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/24 06:34:38] t3chn0, pants, and Carl [450/3235] have team battled dwfreed, cornfeedhobo, and Yarosh [2190/2387] and lost! 1 day, 21:46:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/24 11:25:40] pwae [534/857] has challenged cornfeedhobo [619/700] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:49:43 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/28/24 21:07:49] fork [195/661] has challenged cornfeedhobo [450/700] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to fork's clock.
[04/29/24 21:34:37] cornfeedhobo [625/700] has challenged pastly [561/600] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:20:26 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/30/24 11:57:15] cornfeedhobo [699/700] has challenged popey [212/1023] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:17:28 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/30/24 18:24:57] cornfeedhobo ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:45:41 from level 73.
[05/02/24 18:38:13] tsr [688/1054] has come upon cornfeedhobo [11/700] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:42:16 is removed from tsr's clock.
[05/03/24 23:03:08] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:03:33 towards level 73.
[05/04/24 03:02:24] DrinkyBird [108/1227] has challenged cornfeedhobo [489/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:35:55 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/04/24 15:25:31] ChowderKeg [372/542] has come upon cornfeedhobo [415/700] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:04:15 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[05/09/24 09:40:29] cornfeedhobo met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:50:38 from level 73.
[05/09/24 22:54:59] Gorek, tomhek, and drahthaar [2364/3134] have team battled cornfeedhobo, KyloRen, and jayvee [988/1929] and won! 1 day, 03:56:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/24 22:00:49] BastelBot [105/833] has challenged cornfeedhobo [603/700] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:02:12 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[05/11/24 16:23:53] cornfeedhobo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:13:17 towards level 73.
[05/11/24 16:44:05] jacob1 [684/882] has come upon cornfeedhobo [224/700] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:08:32 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/12/24 09:56:55] cornfeedhobo [346/700] has come upon heisenbug [422/795] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:46:07 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[05/13/24 10:23:34] Carl, jacob1, and cornfeedhobo [1334/2488] have team battled Khorne, yang, and tomhek [569/2642] and won! 0 days, 05:57:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/24 04:16:29] Jens, Daikojun, and zbe [1495/3153] have team battled Gorek, cornfeedhobo, and rawgreaze [1086/2897] and won! 1 day, 22:12:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/24 07:14:09] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:18:48 towards level 73.
[05/16/24 07:47:03] eising, Nuae, and cornfeedhobo [348/2510] have team battled d4n13L, zuper, and HollowWasp [1648/1800] and lost! 1 day, 00:48:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/24 07:06:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 17 days, 04:06:23 toward level 73.
[05/20/24 20:39:12] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:53:23 towards level 73.
[05/21/24 01:32:32] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:18:43 towards level 73.
[05/23/24 01:23:41] VonToutCourt [399/1157] has come upon cornfeedhobo [279/700] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 03:32:31 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[05/25/24 10:09:05] cornfeedhobo spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cornfeedhobo's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/26/24 04:34:42] Tenorman [458/783] has come upon cornfeedhobo [3/691] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:35:42 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[05/26/24 12:18:05] cornfeedhobo, washclof, Omega, and V have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/24 15:52:59] bobvador, DividedByZero, and Jens [1660/2849] have team battled TimWolla, Xenthys, and cornfeedhobo [201/2860] and won! 1 day, 06:18:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/24 00:26:44] cornfeedhobo died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:41:21 from level 73.
[06/02/24 18:57:36] CornFly, Sario, and IFireflyl [562/2822] have team battled cornfeedhobo, wille, and dbx12 [1533/2324] and lost! 4 days, 14:31:51 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/24 07:09:51] _sh [255/1092] has come upon cornfeedhobo [372/691] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 23:35:24 is added to _sh's clock.
[06/03/24 21:59:27] cornfeedhobo got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:57 towards level 73.
[06/07/24 09:40:39] cornfeedhobo grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:46 towards level 73.
[06/08/24 07:53:40] cornfeedhobo [687/691] has challenged DojShadow [82/679] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:14:51 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/08/24 08:34:34] cornfeedhobo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:21:58 towards level 74.
[06/09/24 01:49:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 21 days, 17:33:55 toward level 74.
[06/09/24 11:40:51] cornfeedhobo set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:43:41 from level 74.
[06/10/24 11:01:23] cornfeedhobo died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:18:39 from level 74.
[06/11/24 23:07:44] sc, cornfeedhobo, and aqsd [1940/2661] have team battled ahmubashshir, kenyon, and zuper [2195/2222] and lost! 3 days, 09:18:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/24 13:33:42] Nysdar [880/964] has come upon cornfeedhobo [531/691] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 06:38:38 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[06/14/24 07:33:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 11 days, 13:09:15 toward level 74.
[06/14/24 19:29:18] Ankhers [819/859] has come upon cornfeedhobo [170/691] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:40:10 is removed from Ankhers's clock.
[06/14/24 23:59:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed cornfeedhobo with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 08:43:29 from level 74.
[06/17/24 20:53:02] signofzeta [463/1152] has challenged cornfeedhobo [597/691] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:51:04 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[06/20/24 07:44:24] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:44:53 towards level 74.
[06/23/24 03:21:46] cornfeedhobo [237/691] has come upon nathan [440/938] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:47:23 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/23/24 11:06:12] Kritzefitz [660/1185] has challenged cornfeedhobo [41/691] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:47:09 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[06/23/24 12:33:45] EddieT137 [719/1116] has challenged cornfeedhobo [528/691] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:36:36 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[06/23/24 21:58:13] cornfeedhobo [291/691] has come upon Techman [407/667] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:50:54 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/24/24 13:58:13] cornfeedhobo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:23:39 towards level 74.
[06/24/24 22:43:29] cornfeedhobo [235/691] has challenged bg [148/1066] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:45:42 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/25/24 19:49:32] simple [842/1138] has challenged cornfeedhobo [363/691] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:10:35 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/26/24 06:54:29] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:23:22 towards level 74.
[06/26/24 07:38:34] Khorne [254/796] has come upon cornfeedhobo [590/691] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 11:38:08 is added to Khorne's clock.
[10/17/24 11:24:29] cornfeedhobo, yano, and Koffa [1515/2758] have team battled hax404, idleneutral, and mordac [559/2368] and won! 3 days, 01:38:57 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/24 08:17:29] zbe [1225/1543] has challenged cornfeedhobo [80/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:49 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/21/24 05:35:57] cornfeedhobo [170/687] has challenged Nuae [432/1014] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:03:31 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/21/24 10:39:52] Thorael, ukleinek, and slim [483/3260] have team battled V, cornfeedhobo, and gildarts [1077/2799] and lost! 3 days, 18:37:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/24 01:48:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cornfeedhobo 3 days, 06:31:30 toward level 74.
[10/22/24 05:14:45] sky [85/684] has challenged cornfeedhobo [130/687] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:14:12 is added to sky's clock.
[10/22/24 05:42:16] cornfeedhobo [407/687] has challenged Enapiuz [285/325] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:09:02 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/24/24 19:58:30] cornfeedhobo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:45:01 from level 74.
[10/24/24 21:19:18] Koffa, cornfeedhobo, and tmberg [2333/2903] have team battled kinus, ToeCheese, and StalkR [147/2655] and won! 2 days, 13:47:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/24 10:26:48] HeavyPodda [827/1006] has come upon cornfeedhobo [82/687] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:56:23 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/26/24 17:37:54] HeavyPodda [646/1006] has come upon cornfeedhobo [611/687] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:36:35 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/27/24 10:20:48] cornfeedhobo [622/687] has come upon MetaNova [1183/1279] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:20:11 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/27/24 20:31:32] Fehu [215/600] has come upon cornfeedhobo [479/687] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:24:55 is added to Fehu's clock.
[10/30/24 17:42:43] Haxx [322/361] has challenged cornfeedhobo [457/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to Haxx's clock.
[10/30/24 17:48:33] cornfeedhobo [505/687] has come upon Raithmir [434/493] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:05:45 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[10/31/24 18:23:14] cornfeedhobo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:27:34 from level 74.
[11/01/24 23:37:22] Anahi'i [350/364] has come upon cornfeedhobo [401/687] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:23:11 is added to Anahi'i's clock.
[11/02/24 04:22:34] Nuae, Mat, and cornfeedhobo [1583/2664] have team battled Misza, V, and signofzeta [2495/3454] and lost! 2 days, 15:41:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/24 20:34:26] insidesources [3/618] has challenged cornfeedhobo [468/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:19:16 is added to insidesources's clock.
[11/09/24 21:40:57] cornfeedhobo [567/687] has challenged Matthew [739/861] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:50:17 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/10/24 12:44:52] cornfeedhobo [78/687] has challenged cadfael [607/825] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:39:30 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/11/24 16:41:02] cornfeedhobo [486/687] has come upon Bunny [150/418] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:49:30 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/12/24 00:22:02] cornfeedhobo was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:07:06 from level 74.
[11/13/24 17:26:15] cornfeedhobo died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:53:14 from level 74.
[11/14/24 23:07:50] Anahi'i, alexlehm, and Lord255 [265/2417] have team battled n0ssh, cornfeedhobo, and Fischmiep [2054/2216] and lost! 0 days, 01:37:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/24 04:37:12] cornfeedhobo EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:55:59 from level 74.
[11/18/24 00:33:16] cornfeedhobo [170/687] has challenged Sombra [743/1304] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:40:19 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/18/24 12:36:49] cornfeedhobo [44/687] has come upon Wolf [287/915] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:12:05 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/19/24 08:27:32] cornfeedhobo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:28:20 towards level 74.
[11/19/24 12:31:23] cornfeedhobo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:06:45 towards level 74.