Player Info
User: ion
Class: Assistant Regional Manager
Admin?: No
Level: 92
Next level: 21 days, 20:51:01
Status: Offline
Host: ion!~ion@stewart-baxter.heh.fi
Account Created: Sun Jun 6 04:16:14 2021
Last login: Mon Jul 1 18:49:52 2024
Total time idled: 1071 days, 12:45:15
Current position: [429,482]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]
Map
Items
amulet: 32
boots: 22
charm: 69
gloves: 38
helm: 61 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 81
ring: 67 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 52
tunic: 105 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 304 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]
sum: 831
Penalties
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 23:29:57
part: None
quest: 18 days, 03:10:17
quit: 63 days, 14:36:14
total: 82 days, 17:16:28
Character Modifiers
[06/06/21 09:37:53] ion [0/4] has challenged szczot3k [65/174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to ion's clock.
[06/06/21 10:47:01] ion [21/25] has challenged uovobw [8/114] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/06/21 11:37:57] ion [17/40] has challenged Gorek [90/172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to ion's clock.
[06/06/21 15:07:08] Pricey, uovobw, and Makhno [162/336] have team battled Kurenai, Sokar, and ion [392/444] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/21 16:34:35] ion [57/102] has challenged Iines [36/171] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/06/21 16:34:35] ion has dealt Iines a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:41:21 is added to Iines's clock.
[06/06/21 20:35:11] Tor [193/212] has challenged ion [93/132] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Tor's clock.
[06/06/21 20:41:09] charitwo [15/39] has challenged ion [71/132] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to charitwo's clock.
[06/06/21 21:36:06] mooo [32/75] has challenged ion [59/149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to mooo's clock.
[06/06/21 23:13:41] ion [41/155] has challenged Sombra [14/207] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/07/21 15:01:49] ion bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:38 from level 23.
[06/07/21 15:23:41] ion [33/172] has come upon Crazycatlady [54/68] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to ion's clock.
[06/07/21 17:08:34] Andrio [36/240] has challenged ion [52/172] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Andrio's clock.
[06/07/21 22:42:43] ion got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:17 from level 25.
[06/08/21 03:00:30] ion [45/193] has challenged Angelina [227/249] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to ion's clock.
[06/08/21 04:51:38] Asara [126/272] has challenged ion [117/193] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Asara's clock.
[06/08/21 05:37:25] Theleveler [97/257] has challenged ion [187/193] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[06/08/21 10:17:52] ion [54/201] has challenged Affliction [58/276] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to ion's clock.
[06/08/21 18:45:11] ion [61/210] has challenged Bahhumbug [62/244] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to ion's clock.
[06/08/21 23:36:50] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:39 towards level 28.
[06/09/21 01:29:23] charitwo [173/238] has challenged ion [133/210] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[06/09/21 02:21:44] t3chn0 [123/239] has challenged ion [192/210] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[06/09/21 03:46:31] Jens [94/183] has challenged ion [66/210] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/09/21 04:01:02] ion [191/253] has challenged Centrixx [117/176] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/09/21 13:54:25] ion [171/277] has challenged io [34/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/15/21 13:54:24] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:46 towards level 30.
[06/15/21 21:49:25] ion [201/280] has challenged xbill [157/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:15 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/16/21 10:50:40] ion [26/280] has challenged Thorael [238/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to ion's clock.
[06/16/21 16:09:58] ion and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/21 23:10:21] Affliction [163/475] has challenged ion [113/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:00 is removed from Affliction's clock.
[06/17/21 03:29:03] ion [142/287] has challenged drahthaar [41/308] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:57 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/17/21 19:58:34] ion [218/287] has come upon t3chn0 [130/285] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:06:35 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/17/21 21:05:09] ion [256/287] has challenged damyan [208/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:36 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/17/21 23:06:08] spex, nCrazed, and ion [452/715] have team battled gdm, kline, and jacob1 [210/959] and won! 0 days, 01:13:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/21 09:54:56] Sokar [262/365] has challenged ion [170/287] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:21:11 is removed from Sokar's clock.
[06/18/21 10:38:58] ion was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:36 from level 34.
[06/18/21 12:49:55] allo [172/354] has challenged ion [258/287] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to allo's clock.
[06/18/21 16:38:01] ion [23/303] has challenged heisenbug [383/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to ion's clock.
[06/19/21 09:39:21] ion [141/303] has come upon buZz [202/291] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:56 is added to ion's clock.
[06/19/21 21:06:12] ion [173/366] has challenged Way [297/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to ion's clock.
[06/20/21 00:54:47] Platonides [176/338] has challenged ion [110/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:21:11 is removed from Platonides's clock.
[06/20/21 14:17:59] ion fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:47 from level 36.
[06/20/21 22:17:14] ion [63/366] has come upon quanticle [77/296] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:34:56 is added to ion's clock.
[06/21/21 00:27:06] Affliction [131/471] has challenged ion [199/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Affliction's clock.
[06/21/21 01:47:27] ion [131/366] has come upon kline [273/321] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:22:40 is added to ion's clock.
[06/21/21 01:47:51] ion [294/366] has come upon kline [44/321] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:09 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/21/21 04:14:16] apiw [156/307] has challenged ion [259/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to apiw's clock.
[06/21/21 07:02:47] ion [144/379] has challenged dwfreed [74/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/21/21 22:52:53] ion [68/379] has come upon Psilocybe [352/418] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:44 is added to ion's clock.
[06/22/21 02:20:16] ion [348/379] has come upon bsleep [71/377] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:05:00 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/22/21 09:09:05] Kite, t3chn0, and Majak [222/1024] have team battled ion, Puff, and GyrosGeier [451/1039] and lost! 0 days, 02:16:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/21 14:47:56] ion [322/422] has challenged bookworm [284/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:37 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/22/21 20:25:32] eggy [92/249] has challenged ion [372/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to eggy's clock.
[06/23/21 16:05:08] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:59 towards level 38.
[06/24/21 02:12:18] ion [363/422] has challenged Forud [312/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:27 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/24/21 02:59:29] Drin [246/295] has challenged ion [13/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from Drin's clock.
[06/24/21 23:16:53] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:35 towards level 39.
[06/25/21 00:51:36] gradator [13/407] has come upon ion [139/422] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:40:49 is added to gradator's clock.
[06/25/21 17:55:49] ion [290/422] has challenged aqsd [234/401] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/27/21 05:40:02] pandakekok, Kite, and caeli [499/1003] have team battled ion, dxrt, and tswsl [167/1060] and won! 0 days, 01:10:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/21 14:23:30] blackroot, ion, and J-472 [533/1146] have team battled Father_Jack, io, and BootsNPC [505/1059] and won! 0 days, 00:54:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/21 18:00:02] ion [236/445] has challenged keepermurph [127/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:02:58 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/27/21 18:20:18] Acolarh [239/320] has challenged ion [91/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[06/28/21 05:04:45] Knut [42/224] has challenged ion [21/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:31 is removed from Knut's clock.
[06/28/21 07:46:53] ion and tswsl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/21 00:04:47] ion [255/445] has come upon KindOne [311/352] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to ion's clock.
[06/30/21 00:33:33] ion [290/476] has challenged zgrep [139/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/01/21 05:54:32] ion [160/476] has come upon cremefresh [375/457] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:33:30 is added to ion's clock.
[07/01/21 11:11:13] CharlieAngel [32/323] has challenged ion [338/476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to CharlieAngel's clock.
[07/02/21 09:03:16] hdm [114/354] has come upon ion [264/476] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:28 is added to hdm's clock.
[07/02/21 11:13:16] ion and Kaani have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/21 20:19:47] ion [197/476] has challenged GyrosGeier [105/343] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/03/21 00:32:57] bg [82/368] has challenged ion [75/476] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from bg's clock.
[07/03/21 03:20:13] ion, knox, and Reilly [1076/1227] have team battled foo, MELOONi, and tsr [597/1219] and won! 0 days, 00:18:20 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/21 14:43:22] adamus1red, MadMan, and Psilocybe [248/1246] have team battled MrGlass, drahthaar, and ion [619/1180] and lost! 0 days, 01:15:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/21 19:10:46] angrychisel stole ion's level 59 pair of boots while they were sleeping! angrychisel leaves their old level 35 pair of boots behind, which ion then takes.
[07/03/21 22:43:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 1 day, 06:50:17 toward level 43.
[07/04/21 17:37:39] ion [174/449] has challenged freeboson [74/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/04/21 21:59:19] GyrosGeier, jgn, and crank [512/1362] have team battled ion, Destruia, and Kaani [364/1251] and won! 0 days, 07:34:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/21 14:03:11] ion fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:18:58 from level 44.
[07/05/21 20:13:51] thornrag [0/25] has challenged ion [189/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to thornrag's clock.
[07/06/21 02:13:02] fmy [77/89] has challenged ion [275/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to fmy's clock.
[07/06/21 03:59:09] ion broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:22:02 from level 44.
[07/06/21 11:36:25] ion [144/449] has come upon Jens [292/317] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:08:22 is added to ion's clock.
[07/07/21 05:04:43] Beefcan [383/501] has challenged ion [48/449] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/07/21 13:35:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ion with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 14:10:22 from level 44.
[07/07/21 15:50:35] ion [250/449] has come upon Techman [404/409] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:26:41 is added to ion's clock.
[07/08/21 08:22:08] xbill, anarcat, and ion [1279/1414] have team battled Neil, Platonides, and BastelBot [630/1191] and won! 0 days, 07:13:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/21 12:22:55] ion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:53 from level 44.
[07/09/21 13:22:22] ion [147/495] has challenged Acolarh [88/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/11/21 04:28:13] Tor and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/21 21:18:28] ion and nyuszika7h have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/21 03:20:33] cremefresh and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/21 23:11:40] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:26 towards level 45.
[07/12/21 23:24:01] ion [36/495] has come upon gildarts [325/391] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:21:13 is added to ion's clock.
[07/13/21 04:48:27] ion [229/495] has challenged SCSi [242/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to ion's clock.
[07/16/21 01:45:58] Koffa, PiotrekD, and Misza [72/1069] have team battled ion, Paganel, and buZz [288/1186] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/21 11:08:27] ion and szczot3k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/21 20:23:11] golgy [4/435] has challenged ion [45/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to golgy's clock.
[07/18/21 05:16:37] ion found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:39 towards level 46.
[07/18/21 19:32:03] ion [431/495] has challenged Sokar [246/568] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/19/21 17:14:50] aqsd [175/433] has challenged ion [396/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:46 is added to aqsd's clock.
[07/19/21 18:31:59] ion [12/495] has come upon pwae [251/399] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:58:15 is added to ion's clock.
[07/19/21 18:33:56] ion lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:57:46 from level 47.
[07/20/21 01:50:33] ion [297/495] has come upon texke [187/346] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:48:16 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/20/21 06:21:59] ion grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:06 towards level 47.
[07/21/21 01:44:31] ion [422/495] has come upon A_Dragon [285/607] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:49:54 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/21/21 23:43:29] Absalom [55/257] has challenged ion [295/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Absalom's clock.
[07/22/21 04:12:40] Khorne, pwae, and gerry666 [1217/1249] have team battled ion, drahthaar, and MsYou [1171/1531] and won! 0 days, 04:34:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/21 07:40:12] ion was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:35 from level 47.
[07/22/21 21:31:54] ion [183/495] has challenged idlebot [353/662] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:58:28 is added to ion's clock.
[07/22/21 21:49:36] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:05 towards level 47.
[07/23/21 14:41:27] ion got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:40 from level 47.
[07/24/21 00:38:12] starlink [21/450] has challenged ion [13/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:38:21 is removed from starlink's clock.
[07/24/21 04:20:37] ion [393/495] has challenged BUSY [329/334] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/24/21 10:49:45] chiastre, ion, and scornn [491/1467] have team battled Drin, GyrosGeier, and Alarien [1139/1278] and lost! 0 days, 18:10:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/21 15:32:18] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:47 towards level 48.
[07/28/21 06:56:00] Rowbot [89/179] has challenged ion [461/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to Rowbot's clock.
[07/30/21 05:12:38] ion met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:06 from level 48.
[07/30/21 20:56:19] sheu, Yuhno, and zgrep [1221/1404] have team battled freeboson, Majak, and ion [525/1336] and won! 0 days, 05:33:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/21 01:48:13] JeDa [471/475] has challenged ion [53/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:05:53 is removed from JeDa's clock.
[07/31/21 04:26:13] ion [453/499] has challenged el [418/556] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/31/21 12:10:01] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:44 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 12:55:39] ion [376/499] has challenged shikhin [146/467] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:41:52 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/02/21 06:52:16] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:38 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 08:04:07] tomhek [291/423] has challenged ion [362/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to tomhek's clock.
[08/02/21 20:02:10] ion [55/499] has challenged cremefresh [455/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:48:31 is added to ion's clock.
[08/04/21 06:09:16] ion [144/499] has come upon Andrio [187/390] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:27:23 is added to ion's clock.
[08/06/21 01:05:27] KindOne [385/407] has come upon ion [50/499] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:17:24 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[08/07/21 02:16:24] ion [190/499] has challenged dwfreed [607/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to ion's clock.
[08/07/21 15:31:50] ion [176/499] has come upon tmberg [364/374] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:03:04 is added to ion's clock.
[08/07/21 18:45:48] misha [228/359] has come upon ion [219/499] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:59:50 is removed from misha's clock.
[08/08/21 06:30:28] Ankhers [236/492] has challenged ion [67/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:06:48 is removed from Ankhers's clock.
[08/08/21 21:48:06] ion [233/499] has come upon Endust [219/346] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:43:14 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/10/21 16:43:22] Kachin [395/581] has challenged ion [416/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:58:47 is added to Kachin's clock.
[08/12/21 21:52:11] ion [295/499] has come upon unicron [290/311] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:20:01 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/13/21 14:48:41] apb [195/486] has come upon ion [392/499] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:42:39 is added to apb's clock.
[08/15/21 00:05:01] ion [464/499] has come upon hax404 [97/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:56:57 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/15/21 12:08:03] ion [69/499] has challenged CodeGeek [258/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:12:37 is added to ion's clock.
[08/16/21 07:05:20] ion ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:37 from level 50.
[08/16/21 08:47:30] ion got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:31:50 from level 50.
[08/17/21 00:14:13] ion [316/518] has challenged TheSilentLink [239/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:16:33 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/17/21 05:36:23] ion was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:33:23 from level 51.
[08/17/21 11:33:27] washclof and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/21 20:03:59] Lnk, Covid-19, and Tor [577/1780] have team battled Acolarh, shymega, and ion [1129/1251] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/21 00:23:33] ion [23/518] has challenged Gorek [279/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:00:03 is added to ion's clock.
[08/18/21 03:24:12] _sh [229/540] has challenged ion [222/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:55:50 is removed from _sh's clock.
[08/18/21 09:48:16] Tenorman, hax404, and Bkid [813/1284] have team battled Puff, ion, and nya [899/1735] and lost! 0 days, 08:41:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/21 12:26:05] kline [371/432] has challenged ion [249/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:21:46 is removed from kline's clock.
[08/18/21 13:35:49] bananaboat [60/264] has come upon ion [34/518] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:36:34 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/18/21 15:05:42] ion, Crazycatlady, and bananaboat [37/1393] have team battled Sokar, ukleinek, and RussellB [1091/1323] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/21 00:45:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 5 days, 16:54:23 toward level 51.
[08/19/21 06:04:47] adamus1red, t3chn0, and Yarosh [1286/1382] have team battled Bahhumbug, d4n13L, and ion [43/1280] and won! 1 day, 02:23:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/21 22:24:57] ion [434/518] has come upon Paperclip [73/590] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:28:11 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/19/21 23:29:23] rs, DownAndUp, and Kronan [990/1017] have team battled Zaratustra, bookworm, and ion [468/1380] and won! 0 days, 01:15:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/21 06:35:31] dave [409/570] has challenged ion [112/518] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:32:21 is removed from dave's clock.
[08/21/21 03:26:26] eggy, Ankhers, and ion [146/1439] have team battled shikhin, cornfeedhobo, and Alarien [224/1253] and lost! 0 days, 05:09:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/21 02:51:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 0 days, 03:22:20 toward level 51.
[08/22/21 06:58:24] ion [303/530] has challenged Nysdar [259/462] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/22/21 09:54:44] ion [222/530] has come upon CharlieAngel [378/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:41:28 is added to ion's clock.
[08/22/21 17:13:16] ion [125/530] has come upon Carl [231/400] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:33:28 is added to ion's clock.
[08/23/21 16:08:54] VonToutCourt [365/427] has challenged ion [425/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[08/25/21 09:48:00] Zaratustra, cremefresh, ion, and dwfreed have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/25/21 15:04:51] starlink [386/450] has challenged ion [222/530] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:44:38 is removed from starlink's clock.
[08/26/21 15:53:32] elf and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/21 21:58:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 0 days, 16:41:25 toward level 52.
[08/28/21 05:18:56] ion [166/530] has challenged Algernon [299/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:39:46 is added to ion's clock.
[08/28/21 05:46:23] Sombra, unicron, and bobvador [203/1289] have team battled Asara, ion, and jjasghar [766/1309] and lost! 0 days, 09:06:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/21 01:42:56] AlexS [143/465] has come upon ion [152/530] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:12:23 is added to AlexS's clock.
[08/30/21 13:26:39] runtime [312/402] has challenged ion [76/530] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:59 is removed from runtime's clock.
[08/30/21 21:51:52] CodeGeek, Reilly, ion, and hdm have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/21 09:03:36] ion, Thorael, and StalkR [658/1503] have team battled VonToutCourt, anarcat, and Sergio [1666/1831] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:47 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/21 15:55:51] ion was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:49 from level 52.
[09/01/21 04:20:54] ion [470/550] has challenged AlexS [344/437] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/02/21 04:02:36] ion [153/550] has come upon buyoq [56/241] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:28:55 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/05/21 00:14:07] ion was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:20:07 from level 53.
[09/05/21 08:39:27] ion [152/550] has come upon Pricey [300/522] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:50:19 is added to ion's clock.
[09/05/21 13:00:37] ion [211/550] has come upon bananaboat [24/368] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:46:30 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/06/21 02:01:26] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:37 towards level 53.
[09/06/21 09:26:19] Algernon, MetaNova, and allo [596/1473] have team battled ion, Majak, and bg [539/1753] and won! 0 days, 06:25:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/21 03:41:59] ion and Karen have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/21 07:22:49] ion invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:31 towards level 53.
[09/07/21 11:59:54] Tor and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/21 19:31:36] ion [548/550] has come upon Kachin [117/580] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:24:38 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/07/21 20:39:57] ion was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:33 from level 53.
[09/08/21 19:19:36] ion was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:49:08 from level 53.
[09/09/21 00:16:57] ion [159/550] has come upon buzzzzz [501/589] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:05:49 is added to ion's clock.
[09/09/21 18:18:36] Lord255 and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/21 20:50:55] ion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:03 towards level 53.
[09/10/21 17:36:46] Cirdan [98/492] has challenged ion [360/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:24:35 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[09/11/21 00:03:18] Sergio [222/646] has come upon ion [79/550] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:07:14 is removed from Sergio's clock.
[09/11/21 16:27:29] Alys and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/21 20:05:16] ion and gettu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/21 00:44:15] ion [92/550] has challenged yano [414/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:42 is added to ion's clock.
[09/12/21 09:19:32] ion [267/550] has challenged Andrio [131/436] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:30:07 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/13/21 14:49:06] tomhek, popey, and ion [703/1345] have team battled Plato, The_Decryptor, and unicron [1504/1508] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/21 20:50:05] V [535/589] has come upon ion [529/550] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:34:54 is removed from V's clock.
[09/14/21 02:51:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 9 days, 16:47:24 toward level 54.
[09/16/21 00:19:02] ion, Alarien, and Destruia [240/1448] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, Paganel, and crysis [23/1667] and won! 0 days, 11:51:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/21 07:24:48] ion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:49:18 from level 54.
[09/16/21 14:00:30] ion and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/21 19:02:57] ion bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:54 towards level 54.
[09/17/21 20:19:46] ion [158/550] has challenged unicron [305/503] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to ion's clock.
[09/18/21 16:09:58] ion, Jones, and fattrat [556/1223] have team battled Majak, vectr0n, and cryptolightning [16/1388] and won! 0 days, 00:05:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/21 03:41:54] ion got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:38:23 towards level 55.
[09/19/21 05:51:11] bg, Sergio, and Asara [675/1830] have team battled nyuszika7h, style, and ion [168/1586] and won! 0 days, 20:39:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/21 16:00:37] meskio [381/411] has challenged ion [103/550] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from meskio's clock.
[09/20/21 11:31:15] pastly, ion, Ankhers, and kline have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/21 19:27:08] ion saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:52:19 from level 55.
[09/21/21 18:59:14] misha [388/424] has challenged ion [372/550] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from misha's clock.
[09/24/21 15:15:11] pztrn [239/441] has challenged ion [470/550] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to pztrn's clock.
[09/24/21 19:02:43] ion [155/550] has come upon bananaboat [350/393] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:51:04 is added to ion's clock.
[09/24/21 22:59:33] ion [188/550] has come upon texke [222/424] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:49:27 is added to ion's clock.
[09/25/21 11:43:17] zankore [374/608] has challenged ion [105/550] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from zankore's clock.
[09/25/21 11:43:17] In the fierce battle, ion dropped their level 45 set of leggings! zankore picks it up, tossing their old level 33 set of leggings to ion.
[09/25/21 13:40:26] KeboDK [232/456] has come upon ion [41/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:55:09 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[09/26/21 01:09:12] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:45 towards level 55.
[09/26/21 09:09:48] ion [498/536] has come upon kiska [174/513] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:27:24 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/27/21 05:19:34] ion was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:01 towards level 55.
[09/27/21 22:34:54] Acolarh, Bahhumbug, and ion [1615/1695] have team battled misha, Paganel, and runtime [671/1392] and won! 0 days, 09:40:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/21 01:38:37] ion, Puff, and gegenschein [1299/1334] have team battled scumola, yano, and GilbertErik [738/1199] and won! 0 days, 00:59:37 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/21 03:38:33] RussellB, Mlajzuk, and ion [1769/1848] have team battled ShinobiChileno, sc, and Syloq [747/1676] and won! 1 day, 05:51:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/21 06:13:11] jaxson, hax404, elf, and ion have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/21 18:38:48] zifnab06 [95/97] has challenged ion [170/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[09/28/21 23:16:09] Cirdan [169/495] has come upon ion [331/536] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:19:45 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[09/30/21 16:40:15] Lenny_, vegadark, and ion [550/1495] have team battled tmberg, Fenrik, and scornn [802/1591] and lost! 0 days, 05:50:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/21 17:21:51] ion died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:44:49 from level 55.
[09/30/21 20:15:19] ion and mordac have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/21 14:09:18] ion saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:23:31 from level 55.
[10/03/21 05:50:52] ion and Alarien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/21 07:03:53] ion [257/536] has challenged damyan [122/416] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/03/21 11:04:22] ion was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:31:42 from level 56.
[10/04/21 08:57:15] ion [205/536] has come upon Notir [315/566] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:41:29 is added to ion's clock.
[10/06/21 12:03:16] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:45:17 towards level 56.
[10/06/21 13:19:47] ion [411/536] has come upon nawcom [485/489] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:37:15 is added to ion's clock.
[10/07/21 04:42:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 8 days, 10:57:57 toward level 56.
[10/08/21 16:02:27] ion [390/536] has come upon KeboDK [82/456] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:23:41 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/08/21 17:03:24] rs and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/21 08:39:15] ion was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:31:27 from level 56.
[10/09/21 19:48:20] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:26:43 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 21:04:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 3 days, 11:43:08 toward level 56.
[10/09/21 23:59:29] crysis, Hirion, and Tenorman [1545/1590] have team battled ion, cryptolightning, and TimWolla [934/1719] and won! 0 days, 12:04:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/21 11:17:05] blackroot [15/519] has come upon ion [46/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:02:06 is added to blackroot's clock.
[10/11/21 19:00:22] ion and iiriix have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/21 04:06:14] ion was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:12 from level 56.
[10/12/21 04:21:04] spex [375/529] has challenged ion [137/536] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from spex's clock.
[10/12/21 13:52:39] golgy, ion, and Lord255 [36/1428] have team battled Aksej, hax404, and iiriix [51/1170] and lost! 0 days, 02:44:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/21 06:20:16] ion [437/654] has challenged golgy [492/500] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to ion's clock.
[10/13/21 22:02:13] ion [395/654] has challenged tomhek [369/401] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:20:33 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/14/21 05:48:00] ion grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:36:48 towards level 57.
[10/14/21 11:31:25] ion [404/654] has come upon cremefresh [247/672] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:49:30 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/15/21 11:14:32] NorthCore [220/232] has challenged ion [190/654] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:22 is removed from NorthCore's clock.
[10/16/21 20:00:43] Abe [230/445] has come upon ion [259/654] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:53:05 is added to Abe's clock.
[10/17/21 14:51:01] quantum_turtle [221/273] has challenged ion [630/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to quantum_turtle's clock.
[10/17/21 19:41:23] ion and V have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/21 10:30:27] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:46:07 towards level 57.
[10/19/21 07:30:33] aqsd [231/531] has come upon ion [359/654] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:43:06 is added to aqsd's clock.
[10/19/21 09:29:05] ion [369/654] has challenged StalkR [211/460] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:51:44 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/20/21 04:34:53] ion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:18 towards level 57.
[10/20/21 11:07:43] ion [643/654] has come upon Reilly [267/655] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:31:46 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/20/21 21:43:06] ion invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:35:51 towards level 57.
[10/21/21 03:42:49] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:11 towards level 57.
[10/21/21 03:55:03] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:32 towards level 57.
[10/23/21 21:42:10] ion [2/654] has come upon Way [652/740] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:57:51 is added to ion's clock.
[10/24/21 18:21:05] Sokar [142/541] has come upon ion [150/654] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:31:57 is added to Sokar's clock.
[10/24/21 19:29:43] Susumurata, ion, and Togra [1425/1458] have team battled hare, Mattusmindus, and nya [374/1558] and won! 0 days, 00:16:00 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/21 20:56:00] Mattusmindus [358/458] has challenged ion [492/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to Mattusmindus's clock.
[10/26/21 10:12:11] ion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:28 towards level 57.
[10/26/21 18:50:20] ion [109/654] has come upon MadMan [231/691] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:22:46 is added to ion's clock.
[10/26/21 19:40:03] meti and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/21 20:05:35] Lord255 [241/420] has challenged ion [619/654] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:04:07 is added to Lord255's clock.
[10/27/21 00:05:32] ion [238/665] has challenged womblecat [707/750] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to ion's clock.
[10/27/21 10:44:16] Koffa, ion, and muirrum [458/1447] have team battled wille, coding_monk, and Ankhers [591/1505] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/21 13:09:17] ion [198/665] has challenged Forud [720/764] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:03:53 is added to ion's clock.
[10/28/21 10:03:38] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:59:58 towards level 58.
[10/28/21 10:09:30] Hirion [504/541] has challenged ion [148/665] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from Hirion's clock.
[10/29/21 09:28:51] ion [643/665] has come upon Paganel [555/886] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:46:23 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/31/21 02:26:56] ion [822/896] has challenged Russell [265/858] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:31:46 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/31/21 03:55:05] ion [656/896] has come upon womblecat [508/750] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:49:11 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/31/21 22:24:40] QinWentian [16/322] has come upon ion [613/896] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:46:55 is added to QinWentian's clock.
[11/01/21 03:32:00] ion [828/896] has challenged GilbertErik [308/567] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:05:15 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/01/21 04:31:08] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:16:08 towards level 58.
[11/01/21 04:37:57] ion [71/896] has come upon pyre [488/541] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:39:45 is added to ion's clock.
[11/01/21 05:32:22] ion [174/896] has challenged Yarosh [125/457] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:52:38 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/01/21 17:34:40] ion [408/896] has come upon pants [89/610] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:41:53 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/02/21 06:47:47] ion [458/896] has come upon Techman [123/815] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:25:44 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/03/21 09:39:36] ToHellWithGA stole ion's level 266 pair of boots while they were sleeping! ToHellWithGA leaves their old level 49 pair of boots behind, which ion then takes.
[11/03/21 09:56:57] DownAndUp, pants, and brycec [232/1881] have team battled ion, ChowderKeg, and AlexS [955/1810] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/21 17:00:36] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:12:07 towards level 58.
[11/03/21 19:19:40] ion [144/657] has come upon Sorin [34/704] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:21:51 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/04/21 14:34:49] ion [31/657] has come upon jjasghar [150/432] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:07:57 is added to ion's clock.
[11/05/21 08:10:20] VOID [56/117] has challenged ion [75/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to VOID's clock.
[11/05/21 11:11:08] ion and laama have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/21 04:03:42] ion [538/657] has come upon hare [3/579] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:07:17 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/06/21 04:03:42] ion has dealt hare a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:20:58 is added to hare's clock.
[11/06/21 12:28:53] Affliction and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/21 19:30:43] ion was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:06:38 from level 58.
[11/06/21 21:38:32] theZoMBiE [90/345] has challenged ion [193/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/06/21 21:49:49] ion got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:38 towards level 58.
[11/07/21 07:15:21] munkis [344/471] has challenged ion [415/661] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to munkis's clock.
[11/08/21 02:30:06] Koffa, sc, and VOID [1023/1684] have team battled Phil, apb, and ion [1408/2146] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/21 03:34:02] ion was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:54 from level 58.
[11/09/21 03:51:56] ion got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:05 towards level 58.
[11/09/21 23:21:32] ion fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:29 from level 58.
[11/10/21 01:02:38] ion [401/655] has challenged StalkR [221/747] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/10/21 08:17:07] ion [321/655] has challenged VonToutCourt [548/651] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to ion's clock.
[11/10/21 18:52:37] Sherpard2, Centrixx, and TheSilentLink [469/1828] have team battled tswsl, ion, and elf [50/1774] and won! 0 days, 19:28:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/21 00:20:24] ion [600/655] has challenged Wam [106/426] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:35:58 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/11/21 06:21:41] ion [520/655] has challenged buzel [525/742] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:59:23 is added to ion's clock.
[11/12/21 18:43:57] ion grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:11:58 towards level 59.
[11/13/21 11:36:58] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:17:37 towards level 59.
[11/14/21 04:07:34] ion [261/655] has come upon Nyaaori [2/138] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:45:26 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/14/21 04:07:34] ion has dealt Nyaaori a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Nyaaori's clock.
[11/14/21 11:51:28] Geoff and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/21 22:39:48] ion [597/655] has challenged Aksej [331/441] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:45:15 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/15/21 03:59:54] mrmonday and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/21 04:22:58] ion was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:04:37 from level 59.
[11/16/21 18:01:16] ion has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:36:26 from level 59.
[11/17/21 14:43:03] jjasghar [412/434] has come upon ion [448/655] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:32:48 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[11/18/21 03:16:55] ion bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:02:49 from level 59.
[11/18/21 19:37:39] Wam [281/448] has challenged ion [326/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Wam's clock.
[11/18/21 20:01:41] O[_] [291/559] has challenged ion [66/655] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:10:29 is removed from O[_]'s clock.
[11/18/21 20:01:41] O[_] has dealt ion a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:43:39 is added to ion's clock.
[11/19/21 02:51:39] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:21:30 towards level 59.
[11/19/21 06:09:30] ion discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:55:32 towards level 59.
[11/19/21 17:27:20] ion was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:19:45 towards level 59.
[11/19/21 21:07:03] ion [13/655] has challenged uovobw [84/536] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:37:26 is added to ion's clock.
[11/20/21 00:47:58] ion reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ion's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/21 08:24:56] ion [117/658] has come upon Covid-19 [423/492] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:15:00 is added to ion's clock.
[11/21/21 07:43:21] ion [437/658] has come upon megubyte [292/523] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:04:06 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/21/21 11:39:25] ion [137/658] has come upon Jens [217/402] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:56:23 is added to ion's clock.
[11/21/21 16:52:16] bobvador, ion, and BastelBot [576/1770] have team battled TheSilentLink, SCSi, and hare [801/1693] and lost! 1 day, 00:16:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/21 05:45:38] kenyon, Ancalagon, and GyrosGeier [723/1867] have team battled Sombra, ToHellWithGA, and ion [1742/2029] and lost! 3 days, 08:25:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/21 06:52:57] ion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:11:10 towards level 59.
[11/23/21 07:31:42] ion found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:43:23 towards level 59.
[11/23/21 15:38:37] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:06:20 towards level 59.
[11/24/21 13:40:59] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:59:29 towards level 59.
[11/26/21 22:52:17] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:04 towards level 59.
[11/27/21 02:45:08] ion [313/658] has challenged pants [144/610] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:10:00 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/27/21 18:21:28] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:51 towards level 59.
[11/27/21 21:01:59] ion, zbe, and _sh [1490/1821] have team battled blackroot, Bolded, and Nuae [456/1234] and won! 0 days, 07:30:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/21 13:07:09] ion, coding_monk, and ChowderKeg [734/1778] have team battled gradator, zankore, and el [1536/1882] and lost! 0 days, 15:34:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/21 20:15:37] tscherer [231/332] has challenged ion [331/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to tscherer's clock.
[11/29/21 17:58:42] krin, kline, and Cirdan [1295/2181] have team battled judahnator, ion, and nya [1200/1529] and won! 0 days, 04:18:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/21 20:36:56] Syloq, pztrn, and V [334/1658] have team battled sc, Tenedos, and ion [1782/2091] and lost! 5 days, 08:24:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/21 01:59:04] soul [161/515] has challenged ion [127/658] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:47 is removed from soul's clock.
[11/30/21 06:01:31] ion [200/658] has challenged damyan [418/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:03 is added to ion's clock.
[11/30/21 11:55:54] ion [498/658] has come upon fattrat [22/530] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:06:46 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/02/21 05:16:41] tscherer [165/332] has challenged ion [452/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to tscherer's clock.
[12/02/21 07:11:27] ion and Feltharell have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/21 07:35:10] ion [548/660] has challenged TimWolla [476/724] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/02/21 09:07:37] ion got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:43:54 from level 60.
[12/03/21 06:01:22] ion and kptr have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/21 00:37:43] ion [500/660] has come upon wesley [67/315] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:32:59 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/04/21 05:43:16] ion set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:23:07 from level 60.
[12/04/21 05:57:58] ion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:03:34 towards level 60.
[12/04/21 09:47:32] ion got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:45:59 from level 60.
[12/04/21 16:22:38] ion [518/660] has challenged fattrat [145/530] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:13:14 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/05/21 04:25:00] Lenny_ [96/405] has challenged ion [202/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:28:23 is added to Lenny_'s clock.
[12/05/21 23:28:41] signofzeta [385/474] has challenged ion [100/660] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:06:51 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[12/06/21 04:56:50] ion discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:50:42 towards level 60.
[12/06/21 23:26:47] cremefresh and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/21 19:26:49] MadMan, ion, Arch, and Ungoliant have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/21 03:49:37] ion [494/660] has challenged DrinkyBird [338/540] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:16:27 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/10/21 20:28:17] ion, kiska, and Wolf [379/1883] have team battled washclof, munkis, and Cirdan [263/2194] and won! 0 days, 20:26:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/21 20:50:02] Crazycatlady, ion, and Sergio [1041/1980] have team battled eising, edk, and postikana [876/1895] and won! 1 day, 10:44:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/21 10:59:36] ion [190/660] has come upon Tangles [205/599] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:20:08 is added to ion's clock.
[12/13/21 15:06:49] Koffa [395/550] has challenged ion [501/660] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:41:56 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/13/21 19:07:36] ion [582/660] has challenged Forud [203/825] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:28:05 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/14/21 15:31:55] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:45 towards level 60.
[12/14/21 21:30:42] ion found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:11:12 towards level 60.
[12/15/21 06:14:18] freeboson, drahthaar, and sheu [818/1743] have team battled JigmeDatse, munkis, and ion [1219/1693] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/21 17:57:05] ion [152/660] has come upon Juan [278/525] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:20:18 is added to ion's clock.
[12/16/21 03:23:03] ion [544/660] has come upon Wolf [16/502] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:06:13 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/16/21 07:20:17] Tenorman [127/657] has challenged ion [388/660] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:53:32 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[12/17/21 10:21:34] ion and Feltharell have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/21 21:14:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 0 days, 07:24:58 toward level 60.
[12/18/21 06:18:11] ion [133/661] has challenged damyan [399/500] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to ion's clock.
[12/18/21 08:33:11] ion [358/661] has come upon Drin [413/758] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:42:25 is added to ion's clock.
[12/18/21 14:01:06] freeboson [145/457] has challenged ion [207/661] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to freeboson's clock.
[12/18/21 17:39:36] MrMagoo, cremefresh, and adamus1red [201/1984] have team battled ion, KindOne, and Svetland [1737/1913] and lost! 0 days, 21:31:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/21 21:10:59] ion learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:32:08 towards level 61.
[12/20/21 03:30:01] Malvolio [99/177] has challenged ion [73/661] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:33 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[12/21/21 05:12:41] ion and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/21 18:59:13] Russell [353/866] has come upon ion [21/661] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:53:20 is removed from Russell's clock.
[12/22/21 15:26:33] sparogy, Hirion, and Syloq [989/1525] have team battled Acolarh, ion, and Disruptor [599/1980] and won! 0 days, 05:47:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/21 18:52:11] ion [285/661] has challenged sky [287/617] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:39:34 is added to ion's clock.
[12/23/21 02:59:04] ion [538/661] has come upon CodeGeek [698/884] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:56:35 is added to ion's clock.
[12/24/21 03:32:55] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:01:01 towards level 61.
[12/24/21 06:41:23] Svetland, nya, and wesley [1105/1775] have team battled gegenschein, ion, and zbe [1668/1899] and lost! 1 day, 08:06:07 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/21 12:34:53] ion was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:54:21 from level 61.
[12/24/21 18:01:23] ion [179/661] has challenged hugga [256/324] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:19:51 is added to ion's clock.
[12/25/21 10:04:25] ion [248/661] has challenged Juan [348/538] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:49:49 is added to ion's clock.
[12/25/21 22:49:52] ion and Iines have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/21 18:59:03] Theleveler, eising, and gildarts [1569/1691] have team battled Arch, ion, and freeboson [1682/1709] and lost! 2 days, 04:16:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/21 11:32:25] Affliction, damyan, pwae, and ion have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/21 19:51:45] ion found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:31:55 towards level 61.
[12/31/21 09:39:41] bobvador, ion, and Ungoliant [255/1893] have team battled laama, TimWolla, and simple [1711/2302] and lost! 0 days, 06:12:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/22 16:01:06] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:52:38 towards level 61.
[01/04/22 04:40:48] ion, pfoley, and Sergio [1663/1930] have team battled Platonides, Arch, and Nuae [377/1821] and won! 0 days, 20:44:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/22 02:54:07] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:32:23 towards level 61.
[01/06/22 18:31:24] allo [552/654] has come upon ion [510/669] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:50:45 is removed from allo's clock.
[01/07/22 13:18:51] Notir, Forud, and texke [1026/2089] have team battled JamCow, Lord255, and ion [704/1825] and won! 0 days, 20:45:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/22 18:12:35] ion and shikhin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/22 09:39:43] ToHellWithGA, CornFly, and KindOne [157/1887] have team battled ion, bg, and womblecat [879/2196] and lost! 0 days, 13:52:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/22 13:21:03] ion and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/22 14:31:19] Syloq, thornrag, and heisenbug [1260/1971] have team battled buyoq, ion, and dCLCp [1521/1884] and lost! 1 day, 02:59:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/22 17:08:15] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:00:05 towards level 61.
[01/13/22 21:28:05] Bluedog [598/943] has challenged ion [573/673] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:50:25 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[01/14/22 03:10:55] omero and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/22 01:43:16] ion, vectr0n, and Sario [767/1641] have team battled bookworm, csc2ya, and Lnk [1326/2280] and lost! 0 days, 08:22:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/22 21:52:20] ion [388/673] has come upon Koffa [269/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:27:04 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/16/22 01:17:58] Primetime [68/229] has challenged ion [278/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to Primetime's clock.
[01/16/22 02:39:58] ion was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:30 from level 61.
[01/16/22 15:32:35] ion [172/673] has come upon yano [375/519] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:07:12 is added to ion's clock.
[01/17/22 23:20:26] ion and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/22 08:49:17] cremefresh, ion, and TauPan [1433/1976] have team battled strife, sky, and jayvee [1420/1790] and won! 0 days, 08:41:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/22 19:26:10] ion [335/673] has challenged dwfreed [682/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:07:35 is added to ion's clock.
[01/19/22 03:12:40] ion [186/673] has come upon buZz [475/674] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to ion's clock.
[01/19/22 20:33:58] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:49 towards level 61.
[01/21/22 03:52:52] ion [362/673] has challenged Abe [315/434] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:48:27 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/21/22 06:51:26] ion [345/673] has come upon Zaratustra [660/748] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:55:36 is added to ion's clock.
[01/22/22 22:00:09] ion [649/673] has come upon yano [133/519] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:48:40 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/22/22 22:48:49] ion [653/673] has come upon Feoh [327/670] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:42:59 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/23/22 07:48:00] ion [85/673] has challenged crank [154/719] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:07:23 is added to ion's clock.
[01/24/22 07:41:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 2 days, 13:45:32 toward level 62.
[01/24/22 12:26:27] Drin, MetaNova, and Asara [1349/1724] have team battled omero, Kritzefitz, and ion [1428/1949] and lost! 1 day, 20:01:36 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/22 19:09:34] ion [616/673] has come upon eising [232/572] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:21:24 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/25/22 03:53:11] ion was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:44:15 from level 62.
[01/26/22 16:14:29] ion and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/22 08:11:05] mordac [525/528] has come upon ion [256/673] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:27:01 is removed from mordac's clock.
[01/27/22 11:46:30] ToHellWithGA [62/963] has challenged ion [278/673] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:52:56 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[01/28/22 15:23:56] ion reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ion's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/29/22 06:54:47] ion [300/677] has challenged ToHellWithGA [364/963] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:11:53 is added to ion's clock.
[01/29/22 08:04:34] golgy, buZz, and Yuhno [1794/1982] have team battled ion, tmberg, and EddieT137 [22/1813] and won! 3 days, 12:22:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/22 08:51:13] ion got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:34:43 from level 62.
[01/29/22 10:36:53] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:01:39 towards level 62.
[01/30/22 02:58:35] ion [252/677] has challenged signofzeta [89/499] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:03:33 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/31/22 02:45:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 10 days, 23:34:43 toward level 62.
[01/31/22 18:32:48] EddieT137 [81/396] has come upon ion [373/677] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:47:46 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[02/01/22 14:44:53] Acolarh, Pinkman, and sam [61/1742] have team battled ion, simple, and io [421/2281] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/22 08:13:35] Fehu [113/540] has challenged ion [346/677] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:19:26 is added to Fehu's clock.
[02/02/22 16:21:36] bookworm, Ecko, and munkis [237/1569] have team battled ion, hax404, and buzel [683/2001] and lost! 0 days, 06:13:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/22 12:43:22] ion [467/677] has come upon Covid-19 [320/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:55:28 is removed from ion's clock.
[02/05/22 07:06:40] aqsd, nawcom, and jayvee [604/1868] have team battled JamCow, ion, and drahthaar [912/1789] and lost! 2 days, 16:20:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/22 13:43:51] zbe, ion, and Makhno [964/1743] have team battled dxrt, _sh, and Mattusmindus [2053/2233] and lost! 0 days, 17:01:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/22 15:05:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ion with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 01:33:06 from level 62.
[02/07/22 22:51:30] bookworm, ion, and ShiaLabeouf [2027/2100] have team battled tmberg, Ankhers, and krin [2258/2294] and lost! 0 days, 23:42:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/22 13:41:54] ion [302/677] has challenged aqsd [282/530] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:50:16 is removed from ion's clock.
[02/11/22 10:47:42] Calamity [92/95] has challenged ion [662/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to Calamity's clock.
[02/11/22 15:57:02] ion and iiriix have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/22 02:37:41] ion [248/677] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [635/639] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:44:44 is added to ion's clock.
[02/13/22 02:11:36] ion [327/699] has challenged DefiantN [305/317] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:24:01 is removed from ion's clock.
[02/13/22 16:19:14] ion discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:05:31 towards level 63.
[02/15/22 07:30:21] Bahhumbug [199/582] has come upon ion [535/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:51:11 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[02/16/22 20:07:07] ion [15/699] has come upon TauPan [509/611] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:17:47 is added to ion's clock.
[02/17/22 18:47:14] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:39:28 towards level 63.
[02/17/22 21:43:40] ion bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:47:55 towards level 63.
[02/18/22 14:27:40] ion [202/699] has challenged Angelina [481/503] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:01:16 is added to ion's clock.
[02/19/22 09:20:09] ion [15/699] has come upon yano [105/528] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:53:15 is added to ion's clock.
[02/20/22 04:02:17] jayvee [135/731] has challenged ion [379/699] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to jayvee's clock.
[02/20/22 20:39:21] ion [327/699] has come upon GyrosGeier [402/578] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:48:46 is added to ion's clock.
[02/21/22 03:10:32] ion discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:20:43 towards level 63.
[02/22/22 04:44:05] ion [335/699] has challenged Syloq [697/909] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:12:14 is added to ion's clock.
[02/22/22 06:47:38] ion got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:11:55 towards level 63.
[02/23/22 08:49:20] yNos [9/534] has challenged ion [298/709] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:51:33 is added to yNos's clock.
[02/24/22 05:34:34] ion [470/709] has come upon pwae [409/601] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:54:25 is removed from ion's clock.
[02/24/22 23:12:12] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:01:04 towards level 63.
[02/25/22 13:12:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 18 days, 05:09:30 toward level 63.
[02/25/22 13:13:00] ion [248/709] has come upon Aksej [206/471] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:47:55 is removed from ion's clock.
[02/25/22 13:24:07] xbill [753/1013] has challenged ion [311/709] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from xbill's clock.
[02/26/22 08:03:07] HellSpawn [568/690] has challenged ion [196/709] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:46 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[02/26/22 08:07:59] Visse, xbill, and Lord255 [1480/2048] have team battled ion, Sherpard2, and zgrep [779/1962] and won! 1 day, 06:25:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/22 14:27:48] nawcom, aqsd, and spex [320/1700] have team battled Kilroy, Wam, and ion [1399/1851] and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/22 07:07:17] ion and rs have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/22 08:20:07] ion burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ion's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/02/22 00:37:11] opcode [126/300] has challenged ion [132/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to opcode's clock.
[03/02/22 00:47:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 0 days, 19:56:20 toward level 63.
[03/02/22 14:39:05] ion [327/708] has challenged blackroot [186/548] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:03:04 is removed from ion's clock.
[03/03/22 09:13:45] ion, solarsparq, and Jens [242/1821] have team battled ChowderKeg, Pinkman, and Ralle [665/1737] and lost! 0 days, 16:36:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/22 00:25:28] ion got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:04:58 from level 64.
[03/04/22 00:48:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 27 days, 23:23:48 toward level 64.
[03/04/22 03:05:33] ion [0/708] has come upon "\@_ [212/665] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:20:10 is added to ion's clock.
[03/04/22 18:46:48] ion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:18:29 from level 64.
[03/05/22 02:05:12] bg [218/769] has challenged ion [668/708] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to bg's clock.
[03/05/22 13:17:24] Andrio and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 15:53:30] ion [235/708] has come upon Ralle [311/555] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:47:43 is added to ion's clock.
[03/06/22 07:07:02] ion and jayvee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/22 17:01:49] ion and signofzeta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/22 00:50:47] ion and misha have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/22 05:21:11] pfoley [254/601] has challenged ion [215/708] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:12:29 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[03/09/22 07:01:49] ion got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:56:35 from level 64.
[03/11/22 00:16:46] ion [386/708] has come upon pfoley [234/601] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:02:15 is removed from ion's clock.
[03/11/22 02:31:22] Yarosh [384/482] has come upon ion [601/708] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:25:26 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[03/11/22 17:11:50] xbill [372/1032] has challenged ion [180/708] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from xbill's clock.
[03/12/22 01:35:10] ion [225/708] has challenged gegenschein [500/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:53:31 is added to ion's clock.
[03/12/22 17:48:22] Algernon, ion, gradator, and HeavyPodda have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/22 21:09:55] elf, tmberg, and nya [594/2286] have team battled io, ion, and jayvee [1537/2125] and lost! 0 days, 20:51:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/22 01:28:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 5 days, 23:41:07 toward level 64.
[03/13/22 18:29:30] ion and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/22 04:05:08] ion [52/708] has challenged pyre [258/556] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:56:57 is added to ion's clock.
[03/19/22 02:08:39] ion [698/708] has challenged unicron [538/684] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:05:23 is removed from ion's clock.
[03/19/22 02:08:39] In the fierce battle, unicron dropped their level 60 charm! ion picks it up, tossing their old level 41 charm to unicron.
[03/19/22 23:00:43] ion [3/723] has come upon SirBummelz [303/461] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:59:16 is added to ion's clock.
[03/20/22 01:27:47] ion [197/723] has come upon Kilroy [142/260] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:20:43 is removed from ion's clock.
[03/22/22 00:27:38] CodeGeek, hdm, and nyuszika7h [1636/2602] have team battled ion, postikana, and canton7 [740/1817] and won! 1 day, 19:50:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/22 02:27:49] keepermurph [339/421] has challenged ion [107/723] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:46:28 is removed from keepermurph's clock.
[03/22/22 02:27:49] In the fierce battle, ion dropped their level 181 weapon! keepermurph picks it up, tossing their old level 35 weapon to ion.
[03/22/22 10:19:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 20 days, 09:21:05 toward level 65.
[03/22/22 20:43:26] ion [549/563] has come upon megubyte [508/546] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:58:01 is removed from ion's clock.
[03/23/22 09:34:08] freeboson [130/782] has challenged ion [240/563] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:06:37 is added to freeboson's clock.
[03/23/22 22:43:39] ion got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:19:02 from level 65.
[03/24/22 20:19:53] aqsd, ion, and Carl [972/1717] have team battled yano, RussellB, and CompanionCube [947/2343] and won! 0 days, 00:48:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/22 07:14:19] ukleinek, ion, Cirdan, and opcode have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/22 15:24:25] tmberg, xbill, and ion [611/2423] have team battled Bluedog, pants, and KindOne [1762/2313] and lost! 2 days, 10:58:11 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/22 15:44:47] tsr [652/731] has challenged ion [370/563] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:07:40 is removed from tsr's clock.
[03/26/22 07:48:04] hdm [869/979] has challenged ion [278/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:21 is removed from hdm's clock.
[03/27/22 04:22:44] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:33 towards level 65.
[03/27/22 12:53:45] ion [160/563] has challenged Carl [320/640] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:50:46 is added to ion's clock.
[03/27/22 21:48:05] ion [493/563] has come upon hugga [174/422] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:28:02 is removed from ion's clock.
[03/28/22 11:58:27] ion [358/563] has challenged Theleveler [526/580] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:21:00 is added to ion's clock.
[03/28/22 15:22:11] Hirion, Omega, and Togra [1931/1953] have team battled ion, Nysdar, and MELOONi [950/1977] and won! 0 days, 01:53:48 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/22 23:23:03] ion [370/563] has come upon tmberg [32/828] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:37:21 is removed from ion's clock.
[03/29/22 05:25:45] ion, Crazycatlady, and GilbertErik [1020/1931] have team battled Affliction, Lenny_, and Fenrik [649/1841] and won! 1 day, 16:10:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/22 16:54:55] ion and Angelina have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/22 11:21:09] yNos and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/22 19:00:54] ion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:44 towards level 65.
[04/02/22 10:59:26] ion [94/563] has come upon caeli [286/845] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:06:06 is added to ion's clock.
[04/03/22 05:42:28] zifnab06 [454/729] has come upon ion [471/563] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:04:11 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[04/03/22 07:15:27] shikhin [420/554] has come upon ion [306/563] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:34:53 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[04/04/22 12:48:24] xbill, Sorin, and ion [1228/2332] have team battled GyrosGeier, invisiblek, and megubyte [755/1566] and won! 0 days, 11:57:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/22 14:05:04] V stole ion's level 68 helm while they were sleeping! V leaves their old level 21 helm behind, which ion then takes.
[04/05/22 19:58:39] ion [88/511] has challenged Abe [426/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:02 is added to ion's clock.
[04/07/22 16:18:44] ion [501/518] has challenged Sergio [720/799] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:52:09 is added to ion's clock.
[04/08/22 07:09:52] herald [8/627] has challenged ion [104/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:23:26 is added to herald's clock.
[04/08/22 07:18:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 5 days, 09:42:44 toward level 66.
[04/08/22 19:22:48] ion [364/518] has come upon TheGreatest [240/298] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:57:43 is removed from ion's clock.
[04/09/22 11:28:24] JigmeDatse, ion, and texke [814/1840] have team battled scumola, CompanionCube, and TheSilentLink [1310/2117] and lost! 9 days, 22:28:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/22 13:15:55] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:02:10 towards level 66.
[04/10/22 22:04:29] Hirion and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/22 16:11:41] Bolded, cfjk, and ion [1288/1839] have team battled dyvonna, _sh, and solarsparq [28/1958] and won! 1 day, 23:59:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/22 22:39:24] TauPan, ion, and Tenedos [992/1665] have team battled Mattusmindus, freeboson, and caeli [300/2863] and won! 0 days, 02:37:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/22 06:51:58] ion and Alarien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/22 02:30:38] Way, ion, cremefresh, and buyoq have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/22 09:53:50] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:47:55 towards level 66.
[04/14/22 14:52:17] Helystraza [40/377] has challenged ion [164/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to Helystraza's clock.
[04/15/22 03:32:26] ion, SCSi, and Mattusmindus [1513/2253] have team battled elf, tomhek, and ChowderKeg [118/2127] and won! 2 days, 02:42:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/22 13:48:36] Ungoliant, Grimbeorn, and gildarts [467/1375] have team battled sheu, GyrosGeier, and ion [1335/1673] and lost! 0 days, 04:07:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/22 04:38:09] omero and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/22 14:10:14] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:29:41 towards level 66.
[04/17/22 06:20:30] ion, Fenrik, and JigmeDatse [111/1998] have team battled sc, kptr, and yNos [476/2012] and lost! 3 days, 20:18:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/22 02:39:42] VonToutCourt, ion, and KeboDK [1932/1957] have team battled Chuck, el, and GyrosGeier [808/1870] and won! 2 days, 07:20:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/22 14:53:16] ion [301/518] has come upon Covid-19 [295/546] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:18:05 is removed from ion's clock.
[04/20/22 06:14:03] Svetland [450/787] has come upon ion [399/528] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:34:53 is removed from Svetland's clock.
[04/20/22 06:14:03] Svetland has dealt ion a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:38:23 is added to ion's clock.
[04/20/22 12:27:58] ion EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:26:21 from level 66.
[04/21/22 01:58:28] pfoley [365/601] has challenged ion [206/528] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:22:37 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[04/21/22 10:48:54] ion, thatmint, KeboDK, and kline have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/24/22 14:59:35] ion and megubyte have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/22 03:31:16] MELOONi [172/901] has come upon ion [434/528] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:05:33 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[04/25/22 16:20:36] Angelina [505/650] has challenged ion [363/528] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:34:35 is removed from Angelina's clock.
[04/26/22 18:50:36] mordac [145/520] has come upon ion [463/528] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:00:12 is added to mordac's clock.
[04/27/22 07:51:35] wille [128/449] has challenged ion [51/528] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:40:04 is removed from wille's clock.
[04/27/22 16:01:33] tswsl [225/545] has come upon ion [464/528] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:34:11 is added to tswsl's clock.
[04/29/22 04:37:57] ion [217/528] has challenged signofzeta [649/708] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:04:50 is added to ion's clock.
[04/30/22 05:13:43] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:16 towards level 66.
[04/30/22 07:13:35] Bolded, StalkR, and SCSi [1795/1904] have team battled fstrelok, ion, and Thorael [1384/1839] and won! 0 days, 07:31:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/22 08:15:43] vegadark [265/902] has come upon ion [19/528] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:20:04 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[04/30/22 16:45:12] washclof [115/908] has challenged ion [266/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:12:20 is added to washclof's clock.
[05/03/22 10:07:04] ion [393/702] has challenged caeli [198/899] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:18 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/03/22 14:09:33] gegenschein [738/826] has challenged ion [342/702] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:25:47 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[05/04/22 10:54:14] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:10:21 towards level 67.
[05/04/22 11:35:27] ion set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:25:04 from level 67.
[05/04/22 13:14:19] ion was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:56:24 towards level 67.
[05/05/22 20:25:58] ion [366/702] has come upon bookworm [421/679] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:04:48 is added to ion's clock.
[05/06/22 11:13:21] ion [372/702] has challenged washclof [656/908] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:19:16 is added to ion's clock.
[05/07/22 22:24:13] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:57:38 towards level 67.
[05/08/22 03:36:09] crysis, bobvador, and O[_] [2139/2304] have team battled ion, damyan, and simple [1981/2267] and won! 1 day, 18:57:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/22 19:23:53] ion and signofzeta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/22 05:19:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ion with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 11:56:38 from level 67.
[05/09/22 09:42:32] EddieT137 [218/685] has challenged ion [345/702] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:49:35 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[05/09/22 14:19:36] ion was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:30:14 from level 67.
[05/09/22 14:27:28] ion and tswsl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/22 14:32:48] ion [499/702] has challenged Xenthys [809/815] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:21:00 is added to ion's clock.
[05/09/22 16:32:16] ion was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:51:53 from level 67.
[05/10/22 02:29:11] Angelina, Andrio, and scumola [1118/1914] have team battled Tabmow, GilbertErik, and ion [395/1854] and won! 4 days, 20:30:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/22 12:37:20] TauPan [677/810] has challenged ion [437/702] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:31:21 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[05/10/22 12:38:56] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:17:17 towards level 67.
[05/10/22 21:31:35] ion [542/702] has come upon Angelina [22/650] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:48:46 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/12/22 00:20:20] ion [676/702] has come upon StalkR [174/562] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:29:29 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/12/22 02:16:56] ion was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:18:31 towards level 67.
[05/12/22 07:01:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 3 days, 10:12:51 toward level 67.
[05/12/22 11:43:55] Xenthys [448/815] has come upon ion [416/710] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:30:09 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[05/12/22 15:47:34] ion [389/710] has challenged CornFly [439/526] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:31:52 is added to ion's clock.
[05/14/22 06:55:36] Acolarh [213/706] has challenged ion [567/710] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:07:21 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[05/14/22 17:14:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 12 days, 02:11:23 toward level 67.
[05/15/22 03:03:31] Bkid [380/441] has come upon ion [671/710] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:06:32 is added to Bkid's clock.
[05/16/22 14:30:05] ToHellWithGA, ion, and Tenorman [1954/2606] have team battled Svetland, vectr0n, and Jens [558/1895] and won! 0 days, 02:01:06 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/22 21:46:38] ion [270/710] has come upon Affliction [219/625] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:07:25 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/17/22 16:23:17] ion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:35:16 from level 67.
[05/17/22 22:13:34] Khorne [274/906] has challenged ion [64/710] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:06:26 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[05/18/22 21:43:29] ion bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:01 towards level 67.
[05/19/22 09:57:01] MetaNova [403/504] has come upon ion [368/710] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:18:36 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[05/19/22 15:51:29] MELOONi, Makhno, and ion [1326/2099] have team battled womblecat, jacob1, and Kritzefitz [2653/2966] and lost! 1 day, 05:03:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/22 00:50:49] CornFly, womblecat, and thornrag [1415/2244] have team battled csc2ya, MetaNova, and ion [742/1939] and won! 0 days, 03:51:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/22 17:49:21] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:19:12 towards level 67.
[05/21/22 00:41:23] ion bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:15:57 from level 67.
[05/21/22 12:30:58] ion [471/710] has challenged Theleveler [514/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:12:55 is added to ion's clock.
[05/22/22 00:10:38] ion [513/710] has come upon mehmet [142/288] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:41:30 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/24/22 08:01:52] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:22 towards level 67.
[05/24/22 15:46:46] wille [521/590] has challenged ion [59/710] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:34:28 is removed from wille's clock.
[05/24/22 16:35:04] Disruptor and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/22 20:13:23] ion [264/710] has challenged Drin [137/712] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:27:18 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/26/22 22:36:36] Tenedos [442/543] has challenged ion [449/710] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:15:05 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[05/28/22 10:43:27] EddieT137 [512/685] has challenged ion [290/710] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:21:50 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[05/28/22 13:14:52] adamus1red, ion, and Covid-19 [1148/2039] have team battled Hirion, A_Dragon, and golgy [477/2223] and won! 2 days, 17:03:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/22 16:06:00] Beefcan [137/671] has come upon ion [445/710] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:54:48 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[05/29/22 00:50:32] ion and idlegood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/22 01:46:19] pasquale [494/514] has challenged ion [159/710] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:13:40 is removed from pasquale's clock.
[05/29/22 20:22:23] eising and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/22 03:51:18] ion [396/710] has challenged Hirion [323/581] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:30:20 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/30/22 20:54:28] ion [518/710] has challenged kenyon [873/949] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:29:35 is added to ion's clock.
[06/01/22 02:35:03] ion [261/710] has come upon AlexS [149/748] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:53:40 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/01/22 05:08:45] golgy, CodeGeek, and ion [558/2418] have team battled O[_], Nuae, and yano [658/1921] and lost! 5 days, 05:10:05 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/22 19:20:30] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:34:36 towards level 68.
[06/03/22 12:28:05] ion [684/710] has come upon womblecat [481/1064] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:10:31 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/03/22 13:29:02] ion [619/710] has come upon Sario [286/496] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:52:45 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/03/22 15:38:26] sam, io, and ion [294/2169] have team battled Puff, kenyon, and Asara [1516/2244] and lost! 3 days, 23:46:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/22 00:50:12] ion [283/710] has come upon Gorek [370/982] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:53:29 is added to ion's clock.
[06/04/22 10:13:50] ion [58/710] has come upon Sokar [466/589] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:37:35 is added to ion's clock.
[06/05/22 03:14:50] Techman and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/22 04:11:35] ion, Lord255, and SCSi [2101/2144] have team battled Hex, HeavyPodda, and Aksej [482/1749] and won! 1 day, 18:27:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/22 05:23:59] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:00:02 towards level 68.
[06/07/22 17:50:36] ion [62/710] has come upon Kritzefitz [892/936] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:53:06 is added to ion's clock.
[06/07/22 19:02:36] ion learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:34:47 towards level 68.
[06/10/22 05:42:05] sam [126/691] has come upon ion [478/715] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:36:13 is added to sam's clock.
[06/11/22 00:49:49] ion [470/715] has challenged idlegood [170/595] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:04:45 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/11/22 18:16:37] cremefresh [394/731] has come upon ion [714/715] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:49:18 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[06/12/22 04:00:07] ion, Algernon, and tomhek [933/2103] have team battled anarcat, idlegood, and Acolarh [702/2403] and won! 0 days, 07:50:52 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/22 09:24:13] Koffa, idleevil, and ion [787/1970] have team battled bsleep, jayvee, and Lord255 [1075/2394] and lost! 1 day, 16:17:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/22 01:08:41] ion got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:15:02 from level 68.
[06/13/22 09:51:06] jacob1, Aelane, and Forud [133/2524] have team battled ion, ToHellWithGA, and Minus [1844/2178] and lost! 0 days, 04:06:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/22 02:46:03] ion and iiriix have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/22 20:01:14] ion [79/715] has come upon eising [281/584] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:46:11 is added to ion's clock.
[06/15/22 01:11:30] sam, ahmubashshir, and Tenorman [623/1904] have team battled sheu, shikhin, and ion [1677/2149] and lost! 2 days, 04:01:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/22 02:38:14] TheSilentLink, Tabmow, and ion [589/1941] have team battled drahthaar, Geoff, and adamus1red [707/1981] and lost! 0 days, 09:38:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/22 11:14:17] ion, Acolarh, and d4n13L [1084/1909] have team battled Kritzefitz, DrinkyBird, and signofzeta [367/2551] and won! 1 day, 08:37:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/22 17:25:36] ion grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:33:41 towards level 68.
[06/16/22 17:59:31] ion [150/715] has come upon MELOONi [710/911] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:07:31 is added to ion's clock.
[06/16/22 21:30:13] ion [354/715] has come upon Jens [164/564] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:24:03 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/16/22 23:05:22] Pinkman [13/821] has challenged ion [632/715] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[06/17/22 03:41:21] ion [676/715] has come upon TauPan [317/805] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:50:19 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/17/22 10:51:22] Jens [147/574] has challenged ion [495/715] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/17/22 13:55:20] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:05 towards level 68.
[06/18/22 17:40:48] Hirion and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/22 01:28:15] ion [401/715] has come upon gildarts [67/569] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:04:59 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/21/22 09:40:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 0 days, 04:39:52 toward level 68.
[06/21/22 12:50:15] ion and signofzeta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/22 17:00:40] ion [574/715] has challenged Sario [412/543] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:38:51 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/22/22 03:00:56] ion [347/715] has challenged Arch [112/554] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:51:26 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/22/22 03:22:27] ion [262/715] has come upon kinus [483/504] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:19:11 is added to ion's clock.
[06/22/22 06:48:47] ion found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:16:58 towards level 69.
[06/22/22 07:00:54] ion [216/715] has come upon mordac [442/507] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:51:02 is added to ion's clock.
[06/23/22 09:50:59] ion bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:37:45 towards level 69.
[06/23/22 11:50:19] ion [633/715] has come upon kzootech [377/543] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:05:17 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/24/22 06:01:23] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:54:07 towards level 69.
[06/26/22 16:54:23] Kachin [576/971] has come upon ion [572/715] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:06:13 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[06/29/22 22:44:55] slim [216/480] has challenged ion [481/715] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:04:53 is added to slim's clock.
[06/30/22 14:34:18] ion and washclof have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/22 15:34:29] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:57:17 towards level 69.
[06/30/22 16:07:47] JigmeDatse [150/700] has come upon ion [690/715] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:05:20 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[07/01/22 12:52:37] ion [404/715] has challenged Aksej [186/586] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:17:37 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/01/22 14:26:35] ion reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ion's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/22 15:07:26] ion and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/22 22:07:14] ion was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:11:19 from level 69.
[07/02/22 05:46:39] ion broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:12:59 from level 69.
[07/03/22 09:11:22] ion EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:38:56 from level 69.
[07/04/22 11:46:09] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:34:19 towards level 69.
[07/04/22 23:21:59] ion and gegenschein have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/22 02:12:41] ion spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ion's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/22 13:38:15] ion [415/707] has come upon misha [288/506] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:59:48 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/06/22 20:08:01] sam, pwae, and ion [996/2069] have team battled V, canton7, and Pinkman [301/2155] and won! 1 day, 17:44:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/22 01:52:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 1 day, 14:25:41 toward level 69.
[07/08/22 03:25:19] TauPan [76/808] has challenged ion [528/707] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:56:15 is added to TauPan's clock.
[07/09/22 04:17:21] ion [125/707] has come upon thornrag [509/655] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:30:59 is added to ion's clock.
[07/09/22 09:40:58] ion and zankore have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/22 16:06:29] ion EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:43:16 from level 69.
[07/10/22 11:09:24] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:03 towards level 69.
[07/10/22 16:31:10] sky, cadfael, and ion [718/2395] have team battled vegadark, digitalpunk, and el [1634/1890] and lost! 0 days, 07:25:05 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/22 03:16:43] ion and idlegood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/22 20:42:05] damyan, Psilocybe, and d4n13L [239/2135] have team battled ion, HellSpawn, and TauPan [1547/2458] and lost! 0 days, 17:00:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/22 22:44:02] noex [281/419] has challenged ion [446/707] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:55:35 is added to noex's clock.
[07/12/22 09:18:54] ion [330/878] has challenged ukleinek [319/592] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:39:18 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/13/22 13:45:34] signofzeta, gegenschein, and drahthaar [665/2433] have team battled Juan, ion, and jaxson [737/1950] and lost! 0 days, 15:13:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/22 14:46:16] ion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:53:43 from level 70.
[07/13/22 20:07:05] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:49:56 towards level 70.
[07/14/22 05:55:41] ion [597/878] has challenged el [222/655] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:35:09 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/14/22 17:58:07] elf [51/642] has challenged ion [839/878] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:13:57 is added to elf's clock.
[07/14/22 18:15:01] ion got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:39:28 towards level 70.
[07/15/22 04:28:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 9 days, 17:19:05 toward level 70.
[07/15/22 12:44:41] ion [707/878] has come upon csc2ya [342/824] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:50:10 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/15/22 22:53:52] Hex [382/607] has challenged ion [866/878] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to Hex's clock.
[07/16/22 10:45:02] <rainchick>, Togra, and starlink [1337/1869] have team battled VonToutCourt, ion, and Beefcan [2767/2881] and lost! 0 days, 09:56:33 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/22 04:40:38] ion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:35:25 from level 70.
[07/17/22 11:35:55] Togra [237/707] has come upon ion [6/878] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:24:09 is removed from Togra's clock.
[07/17/22 21:40:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 16 days, 14:58:29 toward level 70.
[07/18/22 04:47:43] ion [533/878] has come upon Abe [235/497] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:45:45 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/19/22 03:08:20] ion was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:05:38 from level 70.
[07/19/22 04:20:47] talisein, bobvador, and blabber [419/2508] have team battled ion, Xenthys, and pasquale [1382/2688] and lost! 6 days, 08:05:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/22 11:43:04] Russell, TimeWarp, and Abe [551/1966] have team battled ion, idleevil, and Bluedog [1176/2463] and lost! 0 days, 21:41:04 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/22 21:31:20] nya and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/22 14:18:52] ion [704/878] has come upon Syloq [281/901] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:16:57 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/21/22 04:47:28] ion fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:46:51 from level 70.
[07/22/22 15:20:27] Chuck, enteral, and Xenthys [315/2109] have team battled signofzeta, ion, and GyrosGeier [823/2198] and lost! 0 days, 08:25:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/22 04:54:36] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:01 towards level 70.
[07/23/22 07:52:19] ion got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:44 from level 70.
[07/23/22 10:41:18] pasquale [50/927] has challenged ion [686/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:47:59 is added to pasquale's clock.
[07/23/22 16:23:30] ion was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:26 from level 70.
[07/24/22 12:46:52] ion and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/22 23:42:51] ion [140/878] has challenged cfjk [113/561] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:15:18 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/25/22 06:14:58] ion [138/878] has come upon kptr [264/502] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:44:31 is added to ion's clock.
[07/27/22 01:59:35] Tabmow [150/537] has challenged ion [518/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:37:17 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[07/27/22 08:19:19] ion [223/878] has come upon Minus [6/745] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:23:22 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/27/22 14:17:38] A_Dragon [112/898] has come upon ion [442/878] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:40:27 is added to A_Dragon's clock.
[07/27/22 21:41:06] Ferris, Alys, and ion [676/2201] have team battled damyan, Asara, and spex [256/1867] and won! 3 days, 09:51:31 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/22 02:51:35] hdm, Quack, and ion [24/2403] have team battled heisenbug, idleevil, and A_Dragon [1064/2057] and lost! 1 day, 14:10:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/22 03:36:02] ion [493/878] has come upon ChowderKeg [583/715] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:54:36 is added to ion's clock.
[08/01/22 04:07:11] ion [752/878] has come upon laama [138/731] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:12:17 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/01/22 14:16:19] ion [763/878] has come upon fstrelok [240/350] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:16:15 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/03/22 16:29:40] ion ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:22:18 from level 71.
[08/05/22 16:39:13] HeavyPodda, Paganel, and ion [502/2158] have team battled StalkR, Cockatrice, and hdm [378/2192] and won! 0 days, 02:12:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/22 06:26:52] alhen, Silvanus_Betrium, and ion [168/1932] have team battled misha, Arch, and tsr [215/1785] and lost! 0 days, 01:16:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/22 11:08:55] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:39:24 towards level 71.
[08/07/22 15:56:23] munkis [496/861] has challenged ion [670/878] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:09:02 is added to munkis's clock.
[08/07/22 17:11:17] ion and Pricey have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/22 21:57:36] ion [40/878] has challenged Omega [378/1036] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:25:30 is added to ion's clock.
[08/09/22 07:04:48] ion and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/22 20:07:15] ion [103/878] has challenged blabber [633/842] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:11:52 is added to ion's clock.
[08/11/22 03:08:38] hdm [714/939] has come upon ion [753/878] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:06:38 is added to hdm's clock.
[08/11/22 03:48:43] ion and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/22 05:06:42] blabber [795/842] has come upon ion [875/878] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:23:47 is added to blabber's clock.
[08/13/22 10:38:04] ion [705/878] has come upon Notir [243/817] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:55:22 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/13/22 11:20:30] ion [471/878] has come upon Notir [614/817] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:43:18 is added to ion's clock.
[08/14/22 13:30:43] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:02:48 towards level 71.
[08/14/22 15:11:51] ion [265/878] has come upon Thorael [738/1063] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:12:02 is added to ion's clock.
[08/16/22 02:10:01] ion and misha have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/22 12:37:26] VonToutCourt, aqsd, and signofzeta [1111/2615] have team battled pwae, ion, and caeli [675/2477] and won! 4 days, 08:47:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/22 13:46:28] ion [468/878] has come upon Lord255 [197/883] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:01:20 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/16/22 14:45:10] ion ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:36:17 from level 71.
[08/18/22 02:47:43] ion [690/878] has challenged kptr [489/502] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:43:30 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/18/22 03:41:21] tomhek [796/811] has come upon ion [277/878] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:13:07 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[08/18/22 15:52:26] ion and VOID have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/22 04:53:02] cornfeedhobo [283/711] has challenged ion [818/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:59:02 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/19/22 13:54:52] ion [88/878] has challenged Ungoliant [201/736] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:42:54 is added to ion's clock.
[08/20/22 04:57:49] ion [494/878] has challenged Cirdan [107/1014] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:30:28 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/20/22 06:58:14] nya [686/800] has challenged ion [230/878] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:32:41 is removed from nya's clock.
[08/21/22 09:14:43] ion [488/878] has come upon Koffa [267/655] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:39:01 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/22/22 11:10:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 0 days, 07:01:08 toward level 71.
[08/25/22 17:25:16] ZOTTA [605/715] has challenged ion [800/878] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:58:45 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[08/25/22 19:53:27] ion [392/878] has challenged Geoff [168/599] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:55:52 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/26/22 04:27:44] ion [606/878] has challenged Acolarh [229/641] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:58:42 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/27/22 02:00:39] ion, Sombra, and thornrag [1013/2500] have team battled cfjk, crank, and achin [58/2078] and won! 1 day, 11:19:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/22 15:35:03] Sokar [431/530] has challenged ion [635/878] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:40:05 is added to Sokar's clock.
[08/27/22 18:16:34] Gorek [907/988] has come upon ion [681/878] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:23:52 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[08/27/22 18:27:06] ZOTTA [182/715] has come upon ion [360/878] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:28:57 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[08/28/22 10:02:26] ion [148/878] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [103/656] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:17:47 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/28/22 10:12:53] ion, Sokar, and tomhek [682/2219] have team battled jaxson, soltys, and crank [925/2249] and lost! 6 days, 22:54:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/22 19:40:56] ion [116/878] has challenged Ferris [309/665] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:21:18 is added to ion's clock.
[08/29/22 04:12:56] ion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:38:54 towards level 72.
[08/29/22 21:57:39] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:57:43 towards level 72.
[08/30/22 21:51:23] sc [811/829] has challenged ion [603/878] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:06:07 is removed from sc's clock.
[08/31/22 17:05:43] ion and Affliction have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/22 20:56:12] ion [119/878] has challenged "\@_ [679/1097] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:30:17 is added to ion's clock.
[09/01/22 23:38:22] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:32:13 towards level 72.
[09/02/22 09:03:49] zifnab06 [479/895] has challenged ion [437/878] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:53:34 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[09/03/22 08:23:31] ion and tswsl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/22 11:24:19] Misza, Tabmow, and ion [2247/2632] have team battled sbp, Alarien, and Theleveler [1366/1956] and won! 4 days, 00:00:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/22 12:47:05] DrinkyBird [132/912] has come upon ion [139/878] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:51:01 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/03/22 19:07:18] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:15:51 towards level 72.
[09/04/22 04:46:46] beasty [320/569] has challenged ion [591/878] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to beasty's clock.
[09/04/22 09:42:18] ion and slim have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/22 00:07:12] hdm, t3chn0, and washclof [261/2874] have team battled d4n13L, ion, and kzootech [1424/1966] and lost! 1 day, 20:25:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/22 02:34:08] Psilocybe, ion, and CornFly [2374/2529] have team battled CodeGeek, Ankhers, and Bolded [1456/2488] and won! 0 days, 01:46:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/22 05:43:25] ion, ukleinek, and Timaquana [1384/1772] have team battled rawgreaze, ChowderKeg, and zifnab06 [173/2504] and won! 0 days, 08:26:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/22 08:37:21] ion and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/22 10:52:31] JigmeDatse, ion, and SuzakuMedli [786/2196] have team battled Platonides, misha, and spex [600/2362] and won! 1 day, 11:46:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/22 20:21:19] ion [241/878] has challenged d4n13L [329/535] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:08 is added to ion's clock.
[09/06/22 15:29:37] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:15:29 towards level 72.
[09/06/22 16:26:55] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:06:44 towards level 72.
[09/08/22 16:08:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 5 days, 08:08:24 toward level 72.
[09/08/22 20:07:26] ion and tswsl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/22 14:46:19] nawcom [161/630] has come upon ion [326/878] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:58:47 is added to nawcom's clock.
[09/09/22 16:35:02] ion learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:03:46 from level 72.
[09/09/22 22:31:21] Paganel [59/649] has come upon ion [796/878] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:52:27 is added to Paganel's clock.
[09/10/22 05:27:06] misha, ion, and Cirdan [568/2409] have team battled idleneutral, MELOONi, and scumola [2139/2415] and lost! 0 days, 12:54:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/22 06:43:52] ion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:26 towards level 72.
[09/10/22 06:58:54] ion found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:46 towards level 72.
[09/10/22 23:59:43] ion bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:17 towards level 72.
[09/11/22 07:52:39] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:32 towards level 72.
[09/12/22 01:51:29] Ganonk stole ion's level 41 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Ganonk leaves their old level 38 pair of gloves behind, which ion then takes.
[09/12/22 07:54:07] herald [7/710] has challenged ion [344/875] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:26:39 is added to herald's clock.
[09/12/22 08:38:37] vegadark, ion, and enteral [2280/2428] have team battled achin, hugga, and RussellB [851/2174] and won! 0 days, 01:17:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/22 13:48:59] ion [116/875] has challenged Carl [512/848] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to ion's clock.
[09/14/22 20:24:14] ChowderKeg, Psilocybe, and HellSpawn [1262/2803] have team battled Aksej, Nuae, and ion [1890/2140] and lost! 1 day, 05:39:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/22 08:48:44] BenDover, DownAndUp, and thornrag [890/1601] have team battled ion, Affliction, and dwfreed [2117/2506] and lost! 0 days, 01:14:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/22 10:27:49] ion was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 19:13:23 from level 73.
[09/16/22 18:20:31] ion discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:44:40 towards level 73.
[09/18/22 08:05:40] ion got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:22:25 from level 73.
[09/19/22 03:56:09] Ravenloft, ion, and Chuck [196/1772] have team battled starlink, Ecko, and sc [333/2519] and lost! 0 days, 05:12:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/22 04:42:02] V [280/691] has come upon ion [158/875] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:40:27 is removed from V's clock.
[09/19/22 15:09:09] ion and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/22 03:35:52] ion set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:48:51 from level 73.
[09/20/22 14:34:53] pasquale [227/963] has come upon ion [71/875] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:34:41 is removed from pasquale's clock.
[09/21/22 22:02:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ion with fire, slowing the heathen 42 days, 17:34:45 from level 73.
[09/22/22 05:01:21] ion was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 19:53:45 from level 73.
[09/22/22 08:45:43] ion [477/875] has come upon ukleinek [247/591] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 00:30:56 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/23/22 02:58:55] Kronan, elf, and Tenedos [843/2099] have team battled ion, Puff, and Drin [1058/2196] and lost! 2 days, 07:35:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/22 06:02:05] Tabmow [657/812] has come upon ion [577/875] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:17:09 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[09/24/22 12:36:11] ion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:02:16 towards level 73.
[09/25/22 10:06:05] ion [699/875] has come upon KindOne [134/461] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:50:57 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/25/22 17:01:43] zankore [574/790] has challenged ion [71/875] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:40:26 is removed from zankore's clock.
[09/25/22 19:33:41] enteral [272/623] has come upon ion [3/875] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:26:25 is removed from enteral's clock.
[09/26/22 11:25:53] Feras [49/363] has challenged ion [269/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Feras's clock.
[09/28/22 02:06:37] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:27:42 towards level 73.
[09/28/22 04:03:35] ion set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:17:47 from level 73.
[09/28/22 09:19:48] ion [824/882] has come upon bobvador [831/965] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:16:39 is added to ion's clock.
[09/28/22 11:28:35] ion [613/882] has come upon RussellB [361/881] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 08:40:29 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/28/22 14:15:53] zifnab06 [471/572] has come upon ion [841/882] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:01:13 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[09/29/22 09:43:27] ion and Theleveler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/22 00:25:18] Centrixx, n0ssh, and Reilly [524/1963] have team battled Pinkman, ion, and tsr [2367/2455] and lost! 0 days, 05:20:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/30/22 02:10:23] ion and VOID have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/22 18:03:45] ion fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! ion's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/30/22 20:34:47] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:09:07 towards level 73.
[10/01/22 06:28:53] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:53:49 towards level 73.
[10/02/22 23:38:32] ion [641/875] has challenged Crazycatlady [582/704] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:29:48 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/03/22 02:06:46] ion, Paganel, and style [355/1959] have team battled Reilly, Acolarh, and idlegood [2027/2358] and lost! 1 day, 00:11:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/22 13:10:50] ion got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:05:42 towards level 73.
[10/04/22 01:31:21] ion and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/22 11:46:11] Hex [244/608] has challenged ion [544/875] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:26:46 is added to Hex's clock.
[10/05/22 12:51:37] postikana [13/492] has challenged ion [420/875] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:08:49 is added to postikana's clock.
[10/05/22 17:09:54] buzel and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/22 05:00:37] Straif [199/219] has challenged ion [137/875] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:34 is removed from Straif's clock.
[10/07/22 09:23:58] ion [556/875] has come upon HellSpawn [670/933] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:21:44 is added to ion's clock.
[10/09/22 21:12:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ion with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 06:58:29 from level 73.
[10/10/22 08:16:12] ZOTTA [54/732] has challenged ion [616/875] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:44 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[10/11/22 11:27:53] tswsl [287/680] has challenged ion [178/875] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:18:21 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[10/11/22 19:38:55] ion [579/875] has come upon SuzakuMedli [503/601] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:59:13 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/13/22 06:11:56] ion bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:47:18 towards level 73.
[10/13/22 22:34:54] HeavyPodda [272/615] has challenged ion [632/875] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:17:36 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/14/22 05:47:06] ion [285/875] has come upon Jens [295/591] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:28:41 is added to ion's clock.
[10/14/22 18:03:03] LeD, Theleveler, and ion [1487/2338] have team battled Zaratustra, mordac, and laama [1620/2301] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/22 07:37:30] ion and Affliction have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/22 00:30:54] jjasghar, buzel, and zankore [818/2363] have team battled Misza, ion, and Koffa [217/2559] and won! 1 day, 04:18:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/22 15:04:36] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:22:19 towards level 73.
[10/18/22 22:21:40] enteral [431/635] has come upon ion [650/875] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:24:30 is added to enteral's clock.
[10/22/22 02:36:43] ion got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:53:47 from level 73.
[10/23/22 18:58:35] ion fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! ion's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/22 21:28:47] Faradome, idleevil, and Thorael [863/1979] have team battled ion, SirBummelz, and womblecat [1526/2780] and lost! 2 days, 14:35:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/22 22:56:53] ion fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! ion's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/26/22 12:20:10] SirBummelz [60/814] has challenged ion [662/864] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:26:31 is added to SirBummelz's clock.
[10/26/22 14:20:34] ion [51/864] has challenged d4n13L [209/540] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:31:24 is added to ion's clock.
[10/26/22 23:32:52] ion was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:42:43 from level 73.
[10/27/22 05:13:55] Aylat [148/215] has challenged ion [125/864] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:54:50 is removed from Aylat's clock.
[10/28/22 00:51:11] ion [229/864] has come upon kptr [38/507] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:13:31 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/28/22 11:13:34] ion [204/864] has come upon sam [653/911] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:29:05 is added to ion's clock.
[10/28/22 15:12:26] ion [125/864] has come upon herald [573/720] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:14:56 is added to ion's clock.
[10/28/22 16:28:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 7 days, 14:26:52 toward level 73.
[10/29/22 02:42:37] ion, judahnator, and cfjk [406/1977] have team battled launchd, unicron, and Covid-19 [1481/2263] and lost! 0 days, 09:13:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/22 13:01:47] ion [493/864] has come upon sky [503/882] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:46:07 is added to ion's clock.
[10/31/22 11:18:27] washclof [868/1061] has come upon ion [425/864] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:06:46 is removed from washclof's clock.
[10/31/22 17:20:47] DrinkyBird [433/1075] has come upon ion [416/864] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:05:31 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[10/31/22 17:20:47] DrinkyBird has dealt ion a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:11:05 is added to ion's clock.
[10/31/22 23:37:46] ion [40/864] has come upon cornfeedhobo [68/693] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:27:13 is added to ion's clock.
[10/31/22 23:59:26] ion got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:34:52 from level 73.
[11/02/22 01:51:18] ion [552/864] has challenged Platonides [203/838] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:19 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/02/22 02:33:18] jjasghar, blabber, and solarsparq [985/2522] have team battled apb, ion, and aqsd [1318/2553] and lost! 0 days, 02:38:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/22 18:27:22] TimWolla, Sario, and signofzeta [874/2559] have team battled Koffa, ion, and ukleinek [2030/2154] and lost! 0 days, 07:55:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/22 11:06:56] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:46 towards level 73.
[11/03/22 22:05:20] BastelBot [192/546] has come upon ion [679/864] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:39:20 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[11/03/22 22:06:38] BastelBot [71/546] has come upon ion [438/864] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:19:09 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[11/04/22 02:00:46] ion [136/864] has challenged Techman [406/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:07:25 is added to ion's clock.
[11/05/22 13:07:00] AlinConstantin [44/217] has challenged ion [102/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to AlinConstantin's clock.
[11/05/22 15:42:54] ion [485/864] has come upon ahmubashshir [216/889] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:18:44 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/05/22 21:49:49] Lord255 and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/22 06:20:31] enteral [518/662] has challenged ion [314/864] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:18:48 is removed from enteral's clock.
[11/08/22 03:07:44] ion [752/864] has challenged Arch [593/656] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:27:31 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/08/22 09:26:18] ion [413/864] has challenged nawcom [510/533] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:53:02 is added to ion's clock.
[11/08/22 18:28:32] Covid-19 and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/22 01:04:15] ion sharpened the edge of their weapon! ion's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/22 05:11:44] ion [488/903] has come upon zifnab06 [243/576] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:05:06 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/09/22 05:31:25] ion burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ion's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/09/22 06:50:42] ion stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:36:46 towards level 74.
[11/09/22 17:33:09] ion [326/898] has challenged Ankhers [331/712] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:19:13 is added to ion's clock.
[11/10/22 04:41:21] DownAndUp [155/599] has come upon ion [54/898] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:40:22 is removed from DownAndUp's clock.
[11/10/22 14:37:46] ion [373/898] has challenged MadMan [29/482] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:12:14 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/12/22 05:47:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ion with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 12:00:52 from level 74.
[11/12/22 12:36:47] ion [872/898] has come upon spex [448/1062] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:57:16 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/13/22 05:51:38] ion [498/898] has challenged Techman [61/969] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:51:41 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/14/22 06:23:02] ion got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:10:24 from level 74.
[11/14/22 09:35:39] ion reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ion's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/22 15:09:28] ion, gildarts, and CrashOverride [2477/2599] have team battled anarcat, Carl, and dyvonna [2141/2637] and won! 1 day, 16:52:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/22 09:17:41] ion and Fehu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/22 12:43:17] ion found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:03:08 towards level 74.
[11/17/22 12:52:09] ion was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:31:20 from level 74.
[11/17/22 16:14:44] Koffa [207/669] has challenged ion [151/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:37:05 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/18/22 23:41:42] ion [305/903] has come upon Sombra [631/987] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:26:20 is added to ion's clock.
[11/20/22 12:09:54] ion had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:55:04 from level 74.
[11/20/22 12:55:55] nowz [373/440] has challenged ion [677/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to nowz's clock.
[11/21/22 05:34:27] style [125/503] has come upon ion [262/903] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:55:09 is added to style's clock.
[11/21/22 20:24:52] ion got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:26:35 from level 74.
[11/22/22 09:01:12] ion [479/903] has come upon gildarts [5/832] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:44:17 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/23/22 06:43:52] Affliction [73/913] has challenged ion [628/903] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:01:04 is added to Affliction's clock.
[11/23/22 20:40:09] ion lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:46:25 from level 74.
[11/25/22 00:13:37] ion and jayvee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/22 09:39:46] ion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:58:27 towards level 74.
[11/25/22 11:52:58] ion [173/903] has come upon dyvonna [569/656] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:59:28 is added to ion's clock.
[11/25/22 15:13:12] ion and shikhin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/22 18:47:26] ion left their weapon out in the rain to rust! ion's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/27/22 11:24:10] ion [741/860] has come upon yNos [349/665] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:25:34 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/27/22 18:17:10] ion [797/860] has come upon Kurenai [743/855] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:02:22 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/28/22 00:25:07] ion, hdm, and Kritzefitz [1969/2838] have team battled Lnk, spex, and KindOne [456/2376] and won! 1 day, 22:44:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/22 08:14:17] Centrixx, V, and ion [2636/2814] have team battled ahmubashshir, anarcat, and Lnk [1838/2898] and won! 1 day, 07:01:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/22 13:23:53] ion grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:49 towards level 74.
[11/29/22 22:31:07] ion [513/860] has come upon Thorael [5/664] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:39:30 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/30/22 02:32:15] ion was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:45:13 from level 74.
[11/30/22 09:22:35] mordac [462/649] has challenged ion [664/860] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:23:13 is added to mordac's clock.
[12/01/22 06:14:44] zifnab06 [507/585] has challenged ion [849/860] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[12/02/22 01:17:14] Abe [210/559] has come upon ion [150/860] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:42:41 is removed from Abe's clock.
[12/02/22 06:48:01] SSLbits, simple, and soltys [72/2529] have team battled Feras, solarsparq, and ion [896/1916] and lost! 1 day, 00:06:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/22 20:03:57] CornFly [21/630] has come upon ion [399/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:30:09 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/03/22 18:29:14] ion [791/860] has challenged shikhin [614/970] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:56:32 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/04/22 18:26:51] allo [620/646] has come upon ion [162/860] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:06:20 is removed from allo's clock.
[12/05/22 22:14:30] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:36:01 towards level 75.
[12/05/22 22:47:01] ion [656/860] has come upon ZOTTA [487/763] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:28:45 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/07/22 03:18:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 15 days, 19:28:50 toward level 75.
[12/07/22 21:40:37] gdm, Drin, ion, and CrashOverride have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/22 22:18:02] ion grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:17:26 towards level 75.
[12/11/22 01:00:53] ion [251/860] has come upon d4n13L [47/553] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:31:00 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/11/22 11:40:59] drahthaar, enteral, and vadas [2000/2189] have team battled Dutchgriffon, TauPan, and ion [1004/2004] and won! 0 days, 00:20:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/22 17:33:25] ion and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/22 12:03:51] wille [314/593] has come upon ion [24/860] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:08:28 is removed from wille's clock.
[12/13/22 01:49:13] ion [547/860] has come upon Wolf [373/811] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:33:03 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/13/22 09:21:55] ion got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:04:40 towards level 75.
[12/14/22 14:22:25] Gangsterish [28/103] has challenged ion [120/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to Gangsterish's clock.
[12/14/22 14:50:44] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:54 towards level 75.
[12/16/22 06:29:23] ion grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:06 towards level 75.
[12/16/22 08:11:02] psychoid [268/370] has challenged ion [119/860] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:24:33 is removed from psychoid's clock.
[12/17/22 15:40:05] ion [478/860] has challenged idlegood [670/811] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:09 is added to ion's clock.
[12/17/22 19:52:41] ion [490/860] has come upon DownAndUp [433/588] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:41:02 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/17/22 19:52:41] ion has dealt DownAndUp a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:59:23 is added to DownAndUp's clock.
[12/18/22 23:41:18] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:40:23 towards level 76.
[12/20/22 09:18:05] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:31:52 towards level 76.
[12/20/22 09:28:41] SSLbits, rs, and washclof [1348/2172] have team battled Destruia, ion, and jacob1 [1423/2628] and lost! 4 days, 18:26:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/22 10:35:53] ion [673/860] has come upon Lord255 [264/624] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:14:06 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/23/22 22:23:40] ion and vadas have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 11:14:59] ion stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:54:56 towards level 76.
[12/24/22 12:10:44] ion and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 14:57:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 12 days, 11:06:07 toward level 76.
[12/25/22 11:48:25] ion spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ion's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/26/22 06:59:14] ion was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:39:29 from level 76.
[12/26/22 09:08:59] ion learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:31:52 towards level 76.
[12/26/22 23:51:17] spex, ion, and Comnenus [1320/2505] have team battled SSLbits, Matthew, and wollu [969/1289] and won! 0 days, 04:49:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/22 18:56:01] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:06:01 towards level 76.
[12/29/22 09:35:40] ion [199/849] has come upon Abe [27/564] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:09:32 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/29/22 09:35:40] ion has dealt Abe a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:58:51 is added to Abe's clock.
[12/29/22 23:31:38] spex [261/1106] has come upon ion [370/849] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:42:16 is added to spex's clock.
[12/30/22 18:15:57] ion [118/849] has challenged Theleveler [610/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:14:28 is added to ion's clock.
[01/02/23 17:30:01] ion [591/849] has come upon kzootech [10/573] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:06:46 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/02/23 21:28:56] ion [71/849] has come upon xbill [400/942] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:36:20 is added to ion's clock.
[01/02/23 23:20:11] ion [773/849] has come upon blabber [109/1013] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:09:46 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/04/23 05:40:31] heisenbug [155/665] has challenged ion [118/849] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:33:43 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[01/04/23 17:59:48] Faradome [391/562] has come upon ion [747/849] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:49:43 is added to Faradome's clock.
[01/06/23 06:09:45] ion [658/849] has come upon Asara [37/852] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:00:56 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/06/23 06:14:04] ion [778/884] has challenged idlegood [351/763] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:51:18 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/07/23 00:41:41] Clarth [35/219] has challenged ion [157/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Clarth's clock.
[01/07/23 23:01:04] ion [845/884] has challenged megubyte [492/578] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:45:24 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/09/23 01:37:02] ion and mordac have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/23 09:18:33] ion, KindOne, LeD, and _sh have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/23 05:50:09] ion [458/884] has come upon laama [304/753] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:49:14 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/10/23 08:51:50] ion [141/884] has come upon Berserker [302/399] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:26:50 is added to ion's clock.
[01/10/23 15:40:14] ion and Stevland have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/23 03:52:28] ion saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:55:23 from level 77.
[01/11/23 08:19:59] ion [799/884] has challenged Tenorman [361/742] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:28:07 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/13/23 01:20:01] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:53:29 towards level 77.
[01/14/23 00:47:57] ion lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:00:44 from level 77.
[01/14/23 10:50:22] wille [278/591] has challenged ion [539/893] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to wille's clock.
[01/14/23 13:32:21] buzel, pyre, and enteral [878/2263] have team battled unicron, achin, and ion [830/2292] and won! 2 days, 20:11:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/23 00:12:44] ion [436/893] has come upon Acolarh [116/934] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:11:57 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/15/23 03:18:46] Ganonk, ChowderKeg, and spex [2381/2454] have team battled RussellB, Pricey, and ion [2429/2468] and lost! 0 days, 11:20:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/23 04:41:20] ion [509/904] has challenged Techman [259/983] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:38:41 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/15/23 11:23:41] ion invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:30:26 towards level 77.
[01/15/23 23:16:53] Wolf, ion, and ukleinek [946/2279] have team battled MadMan, mordac, and nya [1947/2381] and lost! 2 days, 01:27:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/23 11:39:11] ion was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:14:38 from level 77.
[01/19/23 13:09:12] h00k, ion, and Finley [78/2039] have team battled Puff, bookworm, and eising [832/2414] and lost! 2 days, 00:25:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/23 19:48:12] Abe [371/569] has challenged ion [230/898] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:44:58 is removed from Abe's clock.
[01/20/23 05:03:40] ion reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ion's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/23 20:16:30] signofzeta [120/1029] has come upon ion [733/903] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:33:46 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[01/21/23 23:44:07] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:15:20 towards level 77.
[01/23/23 07:41:59] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:58 towards level 77.
[01/23/23 16:52:48] Chuck, LeD, and ion [61/2204] have team battled Fehu, Togra, and Minus [883/2133] and lost! 1 day, 08:23:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/23 17:42:42] Dan [392/628] has challenged ion [409/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:07 is added to Dan's clock.
[01/23/23 18:29:40] ion, Nysdar, wowbagger, and anarcat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/23/23 23:56:07] ion and Platonides have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/23 06:40:16] ion [564/903] has come upon GRIZZLYMAN [290/423] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:20:19 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/26/23 09:09:02] dyvonna, HeavyPodda, and SSLbits [1227/1933] have team battled ion, jacob1, and Stevland [176/2963] and won! 7 days, 04:16:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/23 09:58:52] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:40 towards level 77.
[01/28/23 06:44:09] Andrio and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/23 13:10:09] ion [600/903] has challenged misha [124/787] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:14:26 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/28/23 14:15:53] ion [240/903] has challenged cadfael [326/809] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:16:22 is added to ion's clock.
[01/28/23 22:45:18] ion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:45:48 towards level 78.
[01/29/23 05:47:08] ion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:46:18 from level 78.
[01/29/23 08:40:33] ion [213/903] has come upon gildarts [164/856] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 09:34:39 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/30/23 06:26:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 22 days, 01:30:43 toward level 78.
[01/30/23 09:02:37] ion [298/903] has come upon buzel [347/720] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:54:00 is added to ion's clock.
[01/31/23 05:30:38] ion [83/903] has come upon Theleveler [574/843] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:50:35 is added to ion's clock.
[01/31/23 16:28:59] ion [227/903] has come upon Theleveler [263/843] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:25:49 is added to ion's clock.
[02/01/23 16:36:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 23 days, 04:26:58 toward level 78.
[02/02/23 04:20:04] h00k [496/525] has challenged ion [408/903] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:49:04 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/02/23 04:48:37] ion found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:41:13 towards level 78.
[02/03/23 03:30:51] RanTanRan, SuzakuMedli, and ion [1385/2147] have team battled keepermurph, bsleep, and _sh [428/2678] and won! 0 days, 02:43:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/23 04:32:23] Angelina, CrashOverride, and ion [1680/2364] have team battled Lord255, achin, and Pricey [1426/2122] and won! 4 days, 04:09:51 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/23 09:54:10] ion was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:43:03 from level 78.
[02/03/23 14:20:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 1 day, 00:52:27 toward level 78.
[02/03/23 16:27:26] ion [107/903] has challenged nawcom [493/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:52:57 is added to ion's clock.
[02/04/23 04:10:16] ion [337/903] has come upon rawgreaze [865/1008] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:58:03 is added to ion's clock.
[02/05/23 02:32:18] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:16:54 towards level 78.
[02/05/23 09:25:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 9 days, 12:06:30 toward level 78.
[02/05/23 10:36:01] ion [264/903] has challenged soltys [37/993] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:09:43 is removed from ion's clock.
[02/06/23 02:33:11] ion and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/23 08:06:44] ion invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:36 towards level 78.
[02/07/23 05:50:20] ion stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:16 towards level 78.
[02/08/23 00:48:53] Wolf [64/805] has challenged ion [470/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:44:04 is added to Wolf's clock.
[02/08/23 03:06:47] fstrelok, freeboson, and ahmubashshir [425/2506] have team battled ion, postikana, and Ankhers [465/2127] and lost! 0 days, 07:07:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/23 14:24:00] ion [847/903] has come upon fstrelok [462/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:21:48 is removed from ion's clock.
[02/09/23 09:17:12] KingPimpCommand, ion, and V [697/2062] have team battled Thorael, achin, and Notir [2455/2530] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/23 09:29:38] ion [583/903] has challenged Covid-19 [584/949] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:02:12 is added to ion's clock.
[02/09/23 22:03:03] xbill [350/1001] has challenged ion [778/903] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:55:13 is added to xbill's clock.
[02/10/23 18:52:22] ToHellWithGA [23/1051] has challenged ion [540/903] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:04:49 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[03/28/23 10:16:54] ion [169/903] has come upon Andrio [51/643] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 07:39:02 is removed from ion's clock.
[03/28/23 22:01:05] sc [165/839] has challenged ion [759/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:03:03 is added to sc's clock.
[03/29/23 02:19:20] Angelina, soygirl, and gradator [594/1505] have team battled ion, sky, and drahthaar [1657/3035] and lost! 0 days, 03:05:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/23 06:15:49] ion EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:59:59 from level 79.
[03/30/23 09:11:00] ion met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:34:28 from level 79.
[03/30/23 20:58:43] ion [63/906] has come upon VOID [71/787] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:16:55 is added to ion's clock.
[03/31/23 04:03:30] ion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 11:31:31 from level 79.
[03/31/23 04:25:10] SirNeo, ion, and soygirl [835/1964] have team battled Lord255, Kritzefitz, and Tenorman [87/2639] and won! 0 days, 01:06:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/23 15:24:13] Queegly [56/91] has challenged ion [174/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:34 is added to Queegly's clock.
[03/31/23 21:17:42] Wam, vegadark, and Carl [2295/2591] have team battled MistahKel, BastelBot, and ion [1122/2589] and won! 0 days, 09:43:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/23 06:52:33] ion [594/906] has come upon caeli [690/764] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 20:13:57 is added to ion's clock.
[04/02/23 07:23:27] ion [489/906] has challenged idlebot [1102/1341] in combat and lost! 9 days, 17:24:16 is added to ion's clock.
[04/02/23 11:29:22] ion grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:48:03 towards level 79.
[04/02/23 20:26:05] ion [877/906] has challenged launchd [276/622] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:04:42 is removed from ion's clock.
[04/03/23 16:42:26] scumola [271/876] has come upon ion [118/906] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:12:20 is removed from scumola's clock.
[04/03/23 17:59:52] Yarosh, ion, and \dev\ice [1347/2127] have team battled jayvee, alexlehm, and apb [1141/2403] and won! 0 days, 05:22:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/23 16:44:10] ion learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:19:50 towards level 79.
[04/05/23 10:24:05] ion got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:54:28 from level 79.
[04/06/23 23:44:48] bobvador, solarsparq, and BastelBot [629/2533] have team battled MetaNova, ion, and idleevil [1899/2519] and lost! 3 days, 18:36:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/23 01:47:33] ion [435/861] has challenged elf [457/1002] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:08:11 is added to ion's clock.
[04/07/23 23:16:57] unicron stole ion's level 48 shield while they were sleeping! unicron leaves their old level 44 shield behind, which ion then takes.
[04/08/23 17:38:03] _sh [536/784] has come upon ion [533/856] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:46:22 is removed from _sh's clock.
[04/09/23 07:38:07] ion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:06:21 towards level 79.
[04/09/23 09:56:17] ion was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 04:34:38 from level 79.
[04/10/23 02:58:39] Chuck [74/679] has come upon ion [34/856] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:58:49 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[04/11/23 06:53:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 25 days, 10:38:47 toward level 79.
[04/12/23 02:11:20] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:03:20 towards level 79.
[04/12/23 03:13:31] StalkR [415/903] has challenged ion [496/856] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:20:12 is added to StalkR's clock.
[04/12/23 05:13:57] nowz [71/497] has challenged ion [535/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:15:55 is added to nowz's clock.
[04/12/23 09:25:11] ion, heisenbug, and Tabmow [1261/2431] have team battled ukleinek, Mat, and signofzeta [2135/2210] and lost! 1 day, 00:39:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/23 20:51:40] Silvanus_Betrium, thatmint, and Lenny_ [796/2184] have team battled cfjk, Ankhers, and ion [1377/2211] and lost! 1 day, 12:15:45 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/23 04:02:42] ion, Affliction, and talisein [204/2134] have team battled bg, Mat, and yano [438/2698] and lost! 3 days, 16:11:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/23 17:21:53] TheSilentLink [390/873] has challenged ion [464/856] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:17:22 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[04/13/23 19:22:17] ion [751/856] has challenged krustenkaese [274/486] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:14:56 is removed from ion's clock.
[04/13/23 19:30:46] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:53:30 towards level 79.
[04/14/23 04:42:21] \dev\ice [10/760] has come upon ion [350/856] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:11:14 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[04/14/23 11:56:17] gradator, tomgus1, and talisein [626/1726] have team battled hax404, _sh, and ion [1044/2134] and lost! 1 day, 08:27:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/23 15:21:38] alephnull [171/214] has challenged ion [428/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to alephnull's clock.
[04/16/23 06:23:51] ion [618/856] has come upon BastelBot [381/774] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 22:48:23 is removed from ion's clock.
[04/16/23 18:02:58] ion got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:21:10 from level 79.
[04/16/23 23:38:55] idlegood [715/777] has challenged ion [32/856] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:03:47 is removed from idlegood's clock.
[04/17/23 04:49:05] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:00:35 towards level 79.
[04/17/23 06:54:13] ion bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:19:41 towards level 79.
[04/17/23 07:07:37] t3chn0, fstrelok, and xbill [2383/2666] have team battled Affliction, ion, and d4n13L [1553/2084] and won! 0 days, 20:26:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/23 23:00:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 19 days, 21:04:03 toward level 79.
[04/18/23 19:48:43] VonToutCourt [128/1414] has challenged ion [47/856] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:28:32 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[04/18/23 19:48:43] VonToutCourt has dealt ion a Critical Strike! 2 days, 19:49:09 is added to ion's clock.
[04/19/23 20:48:30] Forud [167/964] has come upon ion [685/856] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:47:44 is added to Forud's clock.
[04/20/23 01:55:40] ion [486/856] has come upon MELOONi [712/938] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:40:48 is added to ion's clock.
[04/22/23 13:08:33] jacob1 [646/1118] has challenged ion [744/856] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:35:43 is added to jacob1's clock.
[04/23/23 15:37:31] ion learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:20 towards level 79.
[04/23/23 21:04:53] ion [772/856] has come upon HellSpawn [859/976] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:41:19 is added to ion's clock.
[04/24/23 05:23:30] ZOTTA [80/802] has come upon ion [721/856] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:57:23 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[04/25/23 17:59:29] ion [241/856] has come upon Crazycatlady [277/775] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:15:59 is added to ion's clock.
[04/26/23 12:29:01] ZOTTA [759/802] has challenged ion [750/856] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:02:35 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[04/26/23 12:29:01] ZOTTA has dealt ion a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:37:09 is added to ion's clock.
[04/26/23 15:47:28] ion and Tangles have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/23 08:38:29] \dev\ice [479/760] has challenged ion [490/856] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:05:21 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[04/28/23 19:43:30] ion, "\@_, and \dev\ice [1434/2789] have team battled Tabmow, Kachin, and Lnk [1237/2657] and won! 2 days, 09:00:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/23 23:28:44] Blohsh [145/395] has challenged ion [587/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to Blohsh's clock.
[04/29/23 06:07:22] ion [117/856] has come upon Destruia [666/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:46:00 is added to ion's clock.
[04/29/23 08:13:55] ion [692/856] has come upon MetaNova [397/758] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:43:06 is removed from ion's clock.
[04/29/23 14:27:37] bfft [773/802] has come upon ion [11/856] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:42:06 is removed from bfft's clock.
[05/01/23 16:36:35] ion [362/856] has come upon Gangsterish [214/367] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:12:47 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/02/23 12:07:12] Kritzefitz, JamCow, and ion [823/2682] have team battled noex, MELOONi, and csc2ya [1119/2276] and lost! 0 days, 20:42:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/23 15:19:31] exergy stole ion's level 54 tunic while they were sleeping! exergy leaves their old level 40 tunic behind, which ion then takes.
[05/03/23 05:38:24] ion learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:44:42 from level 79.
[05/03/23 12:01:04] IFireflyl, StalkR, and thatmint [206/1772] have team battled SuzakuMedli, ion, and dbx12 [2047/2525] and lost! 0 days, 02:15:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/23 02:51:22] talisein [411/613] has come upon ion [48/841] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:01:56 is removed from talisein's clock.
[05/04/23 10:13:57] ion [3/841] has challenged Berserker [89/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:11:38 is added to ion's clock.
[05/05/23 15:47:48] soygirl, vectr0n, and achin [1678/1861] have team battled ion, Aksej, and dbx12 [1641/2442] and won! 0 days, 22:37:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/23 22:54:35] bookworm [338/646] has come upon ion [531/841] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:16:36 is added to bookworm's clock.
[05/07/23 11:29:55] ion [81/841] has challenged BenDover [151/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:10 is added to ion's clock.
[05/08/23 13:01:14] ion [541/841] has challenged crysis [250/953] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:29:55 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/08/23 15:41:29] ion bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:36:35 towards level 80.
[05/08/23 18:02:39] ion [86/841] has come upon Finley [538/661] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:31:52 is added to ion's clock.
[05/09/23 01:49:52] Yarosh [6/522] has come upon ion [164/841] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:03:52 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[05/09/23 12:34:53] Ecko, Asara, and idleevil [1426/2734] have team battled sc, EddieT137, and ion [2528/2724] and lost! 2 days, 13:05:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/23 20:14:44] Berserker, ion, tswsl, and JamCow have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/23 12:45:50] ion [543/841] has challenged thornrag [173/686] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:33:28 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/11/23 08:54:04] ion [259/841] has come upon krustenkaese [419/510] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:21:26 is added to ion's clock.
[05/12/23 08:15:52] ion and nowz have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/23 12:16:12] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:23:14 towards level 80.
[05/12/23 19:33:25] kinus, Nysdar, and Malvolio [257/2073] have team battled Mat, ion, and nowz [145/1883] and won! 1 day, 01:31:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/23 04:35:04] ion invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:36:43 towards level 80.
[05/13/23 17:02:33] ion [616/841] has challenged laama [196/962] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:49:10 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/14/23 03:02:02] ion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:13:45 from level 80.
[05/18/23 17:07:27] ion and laama have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/23 17:10:34] ion and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/23 13:51:03] ion [428/848] has come upon Wolf [386/826] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:42:11 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/21/23 11:53:10] ion was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:55:34 from level 80.
[05/21/23 15:56:55] ion was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:27:28 from level 80.
[05/21/23 18:20:12] ahmubashshir and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/23 05:36:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ion with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 06:49:00 from level 80.
[05/24/23 02:07:37] ion bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:34:42 towards level 80.
[05/24/23 04:05:44] signofzeta, damyan, and bg [458/2886] have team battled noex, ion, and m00m00 [420/1689] and won! 0 days, 13:33:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/23 22:14:14] CornFly [453/808] has challenged ion [484/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:24:28 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/28/23 11:40:10] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:48 towards level 80.
[05/28/23 17:21:10] ion [529/848] has come upon Ganonk [231/587] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:56:36 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/29/23 20:30:35] IFireflyl [418/518] has challenged ion [575/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:18:20 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[05/30/23 11:15:37] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:22 towards level 80.
[05/30/23 23:07:07] ion [384/855] has challenged adamus1red [234/1098] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:30:21 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/31/23 21:27:20] bookworm [544/662] has come upon ion [741/855] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:17:10 is added to bookworm's clock.
[06/01/23 08:44:37] ion [547/855] has challenged el [641/698] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:43:25 is added to ion's clock.
[06/01/23 18:50:20] ion, joes, and RussellB [1949/2211] have team battled ToHellWithGA, kinus, and 0x00 [1223/2385] and won! 0 days, 02:11:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/23 23:48:09] ion [224/855] has challenged Tangles [735/766] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:40:18 is added to ion's clock.
[06/02/23 21:18:00] ion sharpened the edge of their weapon! ion's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/03/23 03:07:54] ion [874/893] has come upon ahmubashshir [26/693] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 17:17:22 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/03/23 05:22:38] Warson, Daikojun, and Stevland [1850/1881] have team battled ion, dax, and tomhek [1206/2408] and won! 0 days, 05:01:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/23 10:45:19] solarsparq, ion, and medivh [207/1975] have team battled sam, Ankhers, and Nuae [1775/2550] and lost! 0 days, 23:54:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/23 16:10:28] ion [456/893] has come upon CodeGeek [387/1038] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:23:02 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/11/23 10:11:56] ion [133/893] has come upon damyan [4/761] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:59:56 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/12/23 00:06:12] ion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:01:36 towards level 81.
[06/12/23 01:51:28] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:14:43 towards level 81.
[06/12/23 03:36:34] ion [631/893] has challenged ToHellWithGA [133/1192] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:23:38 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/12/23 03:57:50] ion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:49:14 towards level 81.
[06/12/23 23:06:30] ion was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:45:08 from level 81.
[06/13/23 07:45:09] vegadark [392/739] has challenged ion [627/893] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:28:10 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/13/23 20:20:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ion with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 17:58:31 from level 81.
[06/14/23 01:16:57] ion [798/893] has come upon sc [579/1111] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:31:10 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/14/23 06:11:08] ion and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/23 23:45:59] ion [487/893] has come upon Jens [739/835] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:43:59 is added to ion's clock.
[06/15/23 00:52:53] ion [204/893] has come upon ukleinek [12/694] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:34:39 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/15/23 19:59:23] ion found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:22:28 towards level 81.
[06/16/23 05:06:29] ion [731/893] has challenged Bolded [387/1004] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:59:34 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/16/23 07:29:16] gildarts, GilbertErik, and ion [1335/2559] have team battled dbx12, buzel, and slim [1050/2184] and won! 2 days, 23:46:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/23 21:35:06] ion discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:50:26 towards level 81.
[06/17/23 10:01:00] ion [577/893] has come upon confunctius [568/996] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:25:22 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/17/23 10:31:32] ion [236/893] has come upon Thorael [103/674] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:51:52 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/17/23 12:18:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 1 day, 14:12:57 toward level 81.
[06/18/23 06:19:25] ion [397/893] has come upon Finley [125/666] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:35:16 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/20/23 05:03:24] ion fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:33:37 from level 81.
[06/22/23 07:07:05] sc, unicron, and washclof [1255/2897] have team battled boscage, ion, and Warson [960/1883] and won! 0 days, 05:29:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/23 09:06:00] ion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:18:29 from level 81.
[06/23/23 03:35:20] BastelBot [454/779] has come upon ion [433/893] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:36:53 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[06/23/23 08:17:50] ion, Thorael, and brycec [974/2870] have team battled medivh, tomhek, and Nysdar [1093/2378] and lost! 1 day, 00:13:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/23 07:45:52] ion got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:38:35 towards level 81.
[06/24/23 16:09:42] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:01 towards level 81.
[06/25/23 22:53:49] ion, vegadark, and jaxson [2053/2168] have team battled Thorael, Matthew, and dbx12 [1407/2031] and won! 0 days, 19:07:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/23 10:36:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ion with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 08:23:25 from level 81.
[06/27/23 17:09:01] ion found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:47 towards level 81.
[06/28/23 03:35:09] ion [405/893] has come upon 0x00 [62/339] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:22:32 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/28/23 09:46:58] ion and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/23 09:40:50] ion [806/893] has challenged h00k [189/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:14 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/29/23 18:44:29] ion [792/893] has challenged IFireflyl [173/530] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:53:02 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/29/23 23:44:16] d4n13L [583/607] has challenged ion [243/893] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:18:44 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[06/30/23 09:30:36] ion and Mat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/23 19:07:07] ion, "\@_, sam, and allo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/23 23:37:35] ion has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:27:48 from level 82.
[07/02/23 03:51:04] ion and Zed_Spiker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/23 04:58:10] ion [561/893] has come upon unicron [520/690] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:10:11 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/03/23 00:00:22] ion [197/893] has come upon kzootech [187/641] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:34:36 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/04/23 04:50:02] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:44:02 towards level 82.
[07/04/23 19:33:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ion with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 03:21:34 from level 82.
[07/06/23 05:24:41] ion [347/893] has come upon confunctius [862/999] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:11:59 is added to ion's clock.
[07/06/23 07:20:52] ion [532/893] has challenged Sombra [922/1291] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:12:49 is added to ion's clock.
[07/07/23 01:25:11] ion [107/893] has challenged talisein [612/617] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:11:25 is added to ion's clock.
[07/09/23 00:32:03] ion was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:17:54 from level 82.
[07/10/23 01:33:33] ion [362/893] has come upon vegadark [705/786] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:59:51 is added to ion's clock.
[07/10/23 17:02:35] ion [792/893] has come upon signofzeta [787/992] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:20:24 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/11/23 04:31:31] ion stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:35:35 towards level 82.
[07/11/23 10:30:35] ion saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:11:34 from level 82.
[07/11/23 13:14:11] ion discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:04:41 towards level 82.
[07/11/23 16:51:25] ion [163/893] has challenged theZoMBiE [22/577] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:56:19 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/13/23 08:52:57] ion [602/893] has challenged Tenedos [473/570] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:47:36 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/13/23 15:54:31] ion [335/893] has challenged RussellB [227/971] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:13:26 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/13/23 17:04:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ion with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 14:19:27 from level 82.
[07/14/23 04:51:52] ion and Gorek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/23 06:08:26] ion was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:00:15 from level 82.
[07/14/23 09:58:42] ion [316/893] has challenged elf [693/1040] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:51:21 is added to ion's clock.
[07/14/23 12:07:41] ion got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:18:11 from level 82.
[07/15/23 12:13:28] slim stole ion's level 63 helm while they were sleeping! slim leaves their old level 61 helm behind, which ion then takes.
[07/15/23 18:45:54] Berserker and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/23 00:07:10] ion [828/891] has challenged Ecko [769/1017] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:21:54 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/16/23 01:49:16] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:36:15 towards level 82.
[07/16/23 12:10:57] ion and hax404 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/23 16:53:53] ion [846/891] has come upon Przemek [425/590] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:58:22 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/16/23 22:33:11] ion [20/891] has come upon alexlehm [544/822] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:47:51 is added to ion's clock.
[07/16/23 23:16:03] Techman and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/23 01:12:41] ion [214/891] has challenged mzumquadrat [26/195] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:31:14 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/17/23 09:17:49] ion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:24:41 from level 82.
[07/17/23 11:14:58] ion [352/891] has challenged alephnull [170/491] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:28:08 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/17/23 22:17:35] GilbertErik [603/793] has challenged ion [878/891] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:26:33 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[07/17/23 22:33:05] ion [158/891] has come upon kevkev [200/485] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:06:58 is added to ion's clock.
[07/18/23 08:41:56] ion and talisein have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/23 16:39:04] brycec, ion, and io [697/3321] have team battled Bolded, tswsl, and nya [2901/2969] and lost! 0 days, 01:14:32 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/23 01:23:32] Arch [234/623] has challenged ion [49/891] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:52:30 is removed from Arch's clock.
[07/19/23 10:45:27] ion misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:07:07 from level 82.
[07/20/23 10:30:19] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:57:49 towards level 82.
[07/21/23 05:34:13] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:57 towards level 82.
[07/21/23 23:11:47] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:59 towards level 82.
[07/22/23 15:44:50] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:34:26 towards level 82.
[07/24/23 03:11:18] Wam [538/1050] has come upon ion [539/891] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:17:34 is added to Wam's clock.
[07/24/23 23:07:28] ion [572/891] has come upon Drin [572/918] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:04:29 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/25/23 12:27:19] ZOTTA, Ankhers, and ion [465/2457] have team battled sky, freeboson, and yNos [626/2844] and lost! 0 days, 20:50:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/23 00:14:18] washclof, _sh, and alexlehm [1938/2945] have team battled ion, Platonides, and wowbagger [592/2391] and won! 0 days, 17:25:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/23 07:50:51] ion [184/891] has come upon TimWolla [302/1009] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:06:11 is added to ion's clock.
[07/26/23 13:17:15] ion and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/23 18:27:13] GRIZZLYMAN, Daikojun, and ukleinek [1436/1944] have team battled heisenbug, ion, and wowbagger [822/2279] and won! 1 day, 19:58:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/23 19:17:30] washclof [91/1098] has come upon ion [509/891] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:11:49 is added to washclof's clock.
[07/28/23 10:25:42] ion met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:46:15 from level 82.
[07/28/23 12:14:30] misha [567/902] has challenged ion [71/891] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:00:15 is removed from misha's clock.
[07/30/23 01:25:27] tomhek [161/1053] has come upon ion [225/891] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:22:08 is added to tomhek's clock.
[07/30/23 22:16:12] ion was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:51:41 from level 82.
[07/31/23 03:28:43] Matthew [469/624] has challenged ion [538/891] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:16:14 is added to Matthew's clock.
[08/01/23 10:34:56] ion learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:23:41 from level 82.
[08/02/23 04:40:11] Khorne [1099/1127] has challenged ion [27/891] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:54:18 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[08/03/23 02:07:06] Lnk [326/851] has come upon ion [590/891] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 17:01:50 is added to Lnk's clock.
[08/03/23 04:08:05] ion [686/891] has come upon zifnab06 [334/631] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:54:21 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/03/23 18:25:20] nathan [0/1] has challenged ion [313/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/03/23 22:57:46] ion [599/891] has come upon Omega [769/1025] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:18:02 is added to ion's clock.
[08/04/23 01:51:04] ion [644/891] has challenged ChowderKeg [213/768] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:53:01 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/04/23 08:22:15] ion [626/891] has come upon bananaboat [176/1048] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:36:11 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/04/23 22:52:11] heisenbug, Reilly, and signofzeta [2525/2660] have team battled Daikojun, ion, and Fehu [196/2128] and won! 2 days, 01:22:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/23 19:06:45] ion, GRIZZLYMAN, and Aksej [2460/2511] have team battled sam, nya, and Misza [2331/3275] and won! 0 days, 04:44:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/23 21:01:19] A_Dragon [1007/1180] has challenged ion [389/891] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:29:19 is removed from A_Dragon's clock.
[08/05/23 22:31:51] ion and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/23 07:44:19] ion and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/23 12:03:54] ion [260/891] has challenged brycec [243/1309] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:08:45 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/06/23 20:52:59] ter0 [101/195] has challenged ion [642/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to ter0's clock.
[08/07/23 20:56:52] DontEvenPeek [310/853] has come upon ion [750/891] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:59:42 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[08/08/23 19:44:33] Kat [221/249] has challenged ion [21/891] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:00 is removed from Kat's clock.
[08/09/23 01:24:42] ion [644/891] has come upon adamus1red [548/941] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 21:59:10 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/09/23 19:23:24] tomhek [444/1060] has challenged ion [368/891] in combat and won! 12 days, 16:35:28 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[08/09/23 20:48:29] vegadark, kptr, and Covid-19 [882/2275] have team battled spex, happymeal, and ion [1191/2436] and lost! 11 days, 22:22:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/23 05:25:46] Gangsterish [356/486] has challenged ion [270/891] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:19:02 is removed from Gangsterish's clock.
[08/10/23 17:06:03] soltys, tsr, and kinus [1552/2683] have team battled ion, pyre, and Yarosh [2111/2221] and lost! 0 days, 13:16:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/23 07:05:14] idleneutral, dbx12, and ramdac [743/1910] have team battled "\@_, ion, and Tabmow [946/2986] and lost! 0 days, 17:57:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/23 22:55:05] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:19:00 towards level 83.
[08/12/23 06:43:15] ion [774/891] has come upon Reilly [372/890] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:36:07 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/12/23 20:35:07] Blohsh, DontEvenPeek, and d4n13L [827/1925] have team battled ion, noex, and damyan [1320/2178] and lost! 0 days, 07:12:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/23 01:56:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 21 days, 03:09:43 toward level 83.
[08/13/23 17:28:11] ion, kenyon, Ankhers, and Crazycatlady have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/13/23 19:37:53] ion [576/891] has come upon kzootech [582/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:00:48 is added to ion's clock.
[08/13/23 23:50:53] Bolded, blobdog, and ion [1321/2250] have team battled TimeWarp, Kachin, and idleevil [764/2679] and won! 0 days, 03:46:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/23 06:15:48] solarsparq, JackyB, and jacquesssss [1221/1635] have team battled ion, Crazycatlady, and dwfreed [1601/2944] and lost! 0 days, 02:57:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/23 01:40:12] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:05 towards level 83.
[08/19/23 04:57:18] drahthaar [96/861] has come upon ion [775/891] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:41:18 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[08/19/23 05:19:26] ion [435/891] has come upon sky [373/963] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:14:43 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/19/23 13:17:47] ion [577/913] has challenged Koffa [258/701] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:01:26 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/19/23 15:18:02] Destruia, jjasghar, and Kurenai [2117/2803] have team battled ion, sc, and TimeWarp [2618/2822] and lost! 0 days, 11:32:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/23 04:29:34] ion and gradator have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/23 07:51:12] ion [595/913] has challenged MetaNova [585/735] in combat and won! 14 days, 02:16:10 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/23/23 07:54:26] Khorne, Acolarh, and ion [2212/3051] have team battled idleevil, style, and Kritzefitz [1300/2522] and won! 4 days, 17:11:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/23 17:35:32] ion and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/23 23:14:18] ion, idlegood, simple, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/23 15:22:32] Acolarh, zifnab06, and alexlehm [2407/2434] have team battled gegenschein, ion, and CompanionCube [201/2487] and won! 3 days, 02:27:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/23 07:07:35] ion bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:03:15 towards level 84.
[08/26/23 01:12:23] DrinkyBird [152/1296] has challenged ion [294/913] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:33:37 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/26/23 15:18:37] Malvolio, ion, and pfoley [1992/2112] have team battled Yarosh, StalkR, and cfjk [314/2402] and won! 0 days, 20:39:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/23 08:40:44] ion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:40:11 from level 84.
[08/27/23 14:04:14] caeli [587/704] has challenged ion [721/913] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:28:57 is added to caeli's clock.
[08/28/23 22:47:32] ion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:38:33 towards level 84.
[08/29/23 07:34:33] Mat, jjasghar, and SirNeo [1392/2736] have team battled Kachin, Omega, and ion [476/2996] and won! 1 day, 07:58:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/23 12:00:25] roosterphant [180/243] has challenged ion [229/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to roosterphant's clock.
[08/29/23 20:18:13] ion was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:36:06 towards level 84.
[08/31/23 05:25:29] thatmint [299/617] has challenged ion [738/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:10:42 is added to thatmint's clock.
[08/31/23 13:54:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 1 day, 11:44:02 toward level 84.
[09/01/23 07:55:29] Kritzefitz [1017/1077] has come upon ion [387/913] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:31:30 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[09/01/23 14:47:27] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:59:30 towards level 84.
[09/02/23 00:35:59] ion [678/913] has challenged drahthaar [424/884] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:36:46 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/02/23 13:39:14] Koffa [588/701] has challenged ion [462/913] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:20:12 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[09/03/23 10:22:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 0 days, 23:44:01 toward level 84.
[09/03/23 15:28:34] Kesdak [238/327] has challenged ion [224/913] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:58 is removed from Kesdak's clock.
[09/04/23 00:53:51] ion [616/913] has come upon scornn [275/426] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:10:43 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/04/23 13:24:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 3 days, 18:11:13 toward level 84.
[09/06/23 23:21:05] ion [22/913] has come upon bsleep [936/1335] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:09:49 is added to ion's clock.
[09/07/23 06:09:35] ion, Blohsh, and io [2127/2489] have team battled hdm, DontEvenPeek, and solarsparq [78/2601] and won! 0 days, 21:50:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/23 08:39:15] ion grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:36 towards level 84.
[09/08/23 13:23:43] ion, ter0, and gendish [1188/1714] have team battled medivh, Bluedog, and BastelBot [2121/2312] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/23 16:25:58] dyvonna and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/23 12:07:27] ion and laama have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/23 01:14:16] Kody [78/192] has challenged ion [495/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:45 is added to Kody's clock.
[09/10/23 05:43:34] ion [464/913] has come upon TimeWarp [413/792] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:26:24 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/13/23 04:13:39] ion [727/913] has challenged Chuck [609/706] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:49:46 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/14/23 07:49:44] ion [877/913] has challenged "\@_ [416/1208] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:26:52 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/14/23 13:01:34] ion [498/913] has come upon Acolarh [798/822] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:11:31 is added to ion's clock.
[09/15/23 15:57:30] tmberg [158/1115] has challenged ion [792/913] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:05:56 is added to tmberg's clock.
[09/16/23 04:01:31] ion, adamus1red, and dyvonna [2031/2742] have team battled Fehu, MetaNova, and ahmubashshir [62/1931] and won! 3 days, 04:29:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/23 12:46:12] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:10:22 towards level 85.
[09/18/23 10:53:21] boscage, TimWolla, and ion [1780/2762] have team battled CodeGeek, tass, and Cockatrice [1376/2846] and won! 2 days, 14:10:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/23 13:06:16] ion was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:19:43 from level 85.
[09/18/23 20:15:20] Bolded [575/998] has challenged ion [811/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:28:01 is added to Bolded's clock.
[09/20/23 12:20:36] mzumquadrat [281/514] has challenged ion [73/913] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:28:28 is removed from mzumquadrat's clock.
[09/20/23 12:20:36] In the fierce battle, ion dropped their level 69 pair of boots! mzumquadrat picks it up, tossing their old level 22 pair of boots to ion.
[09/21/23 12:34:13] ion [284/861] has come upon blabber [1136/1151] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:28:05 is added to ion's clock.
[09/22/23 01:52:26] ion [183/861] has come upon jjasghar [400/1101] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:03:37 is added to ion's clock.
[09/22/23 06:48:01] ion found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:20:12 towards level 85.
[09/22/23 19:26:52] ion [234/861] has come upon scornn [391/426] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:06:00 is added to ion's clock.
[09/22/23 20:10:32] ion [765/861] has come upon happymeal [79/500] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:44:46 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/23/23 06:34:35] ion stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:32:54 towards level 85.
[09/23/23 20:43:53] freeboson [523/962] has challenged ion [773/861] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:26:19 is added to freeboson's clock.
[09/25/23 11:18:25] ion [259/861] has challenged el [284/853] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:06:16 is added to ion's clock.
[09/26/23 04:42:05] megubyte [613/975] has come upon ion [695/861] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:53:15 is added to megubyte's clock.
[09/26/23 23:55:14] ion slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! ion's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/27/23 05:14:27] hax404, io, and Celediel [2070/2128] have team battled dyvonna, ion, and GRIZZLYMAN [1448/2621] and won! 2 days, 04:20:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/23 21:05:10] RussellB, soltys, and Puff [890/2713] have team battled thatmint, ion, and d4n13L [897/2127] and lost! 4 days, 02:47:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/23 14:36:27] ion [419/852] has challenged pyre [502/776] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:10:23 is added to ion's clock.
[09/28/23 19:52:57] ion and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/23 04:45:19] signofzeta [671/1037] has challenged ion [487/852] in combat and won! 17 days, 08:17:25 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[09/30/23 14:47:39] anarcat [292/1258] has challenged ion [352/852] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:50:01 is added to anarcat's clock.
[10/01/23 09:45:00] ion [352/852] has come upon tmberg [609/1115] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:38:46 is added to ion's clock.
[10/01/23 23:55:11] alephnull [435/752] has challenged ion [54/852] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:57:34 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[10/02/23 09:57:29] \dev\ice [325/819] has challenged ion [765/852] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:04:20 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[10/02/23 13:31:25] ion was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:55:24 from level 85.
[10/02/23 19:39:47] pfoley, ion, and freeboson [2488/2693] have team battled idleneutral, yNos, and TimeWarp [1575/2338] and won! 1 day, 12:16:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/23 02:01:13] ion [346/852] has challenged insidesources [198/278] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:57 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/03/23 13:30:29] ion and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/23 22:11:40] boscage [69/813] has challenged ion [189/852] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:35:14 is added to boscage's clock.
[10/05/23 12:03:04] EddieT137, Drin, and Celediel [551/2667] have team battled sky, ion, and VonToutCourt [2505/3219] and lost! 0 days, 09:51:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/23 17:26:21] BastelBot [469/784] has come upon ion [281/852] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:15:01 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[10/06/23 00:08:54] KindOne, Nuae, and bobvador [2115/2483] have team battled ion, rawgreaze, and Ecko [2763/2912] and lost! 0 days, 12:56:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/23 02:02:26] Forud, TimWolla, and Tabmow [1425/2999] have team battled nya, Xenthys, and ion [461/2820] and won! 5 days, 17:04:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/23 04:40:49] ion discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:01:42 towards level 85.
[10/06/23 13:15:30] ion and sparogy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/23 12:21:14] ion, bsleep, and cadfael [2580/2936] have team battled damyan, Sombra, and yNos [1471/2828] and won! 1 day, 13:59:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/23 17:12:14] ion, Lnk, and gideonstar [1181/2158] have team battled thornrag, hax404, and kptr [72/1839] and won! 3 days, 14:32:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/23 00:31:38] blabber, Kachin, and CornFly [2966/3123] have team battled allo, d4n13L, and ion [1986/2302] and won! 1 day, 22:57:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/23 03:33:35] idlegood, Ankhers, and GilbertErik [2224/2294] have team battled Puff, ion, and Tangles [406/2500] and won! 0 days, 01:06:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/23 05:35:40] ion [406/852] has challenged Destruia [480/749] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:24:19 is added to ion's clock.
[10/09/23 20:39:10] ion [716/852] has challenged tswsl [532/718] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:16:48 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/10/23 11:40:40] caeli, Ungoliant, and Lnk [642/2131] have team battled ion, dodecahedron, and adamus1red [498/2242] and won! 7 days, 14:31:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/23 17:18:34] LFC [182/256] has challenged ion [586/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to LFC's clock.
[10/11/23 17:49:57] dyvonna [909/1063] has challenged ion [833/852] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:02:00 is removed from dyvonna's clock.
[10/11/23 22:13:01] Forud [133/1017] has come upon ion [102/852] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:27:22 is removed from Forud's clock.
[10/12/23 03:06:54] ion [476/852] has come upon roosterphant [87/449] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:53:32 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/12/23 11:35:48] ion bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:15:51 from level 85.
[10/14/23 01:14:07] ion bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:52:48 towards level 85.
[10/14/23 01:55:55] ion and idlegood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/23 22:00:02] ion was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:21:18 from level 85.
[10/17/23 14:08:42] ion got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:04 towards level 85.
[10/17/23 14:17:29] Bluedog, ion, and anarcat [2561/2990] have team battled aqsd, kptr, and JigmeDatse [699/2246] and won! 0 days, 13:22:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/23 04:35:58] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:35 towards level 85.
[10/19/23 03:34:27] jaxson, olsner, and LFC [469/1842] have team battled pyre, Bluedog, and ion [228/2495] and won! 0 days, 05:20:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/23 14:39:22] ion [416/852] has come upon cornfeedhobo [354/710] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:32:28 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/19/23 17:17:51] ion [105/852] has challenged apb [656/1276] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:07:13 is added to ion's clock.
[10/19/23 19:23:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 41 days, 09:25:29 toward level 86.
[10/19/23 20:18:03] ion [262/852] has come upon Gangsterish [745/790] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:38:41 is added to ion's clock.
[10/20/23 05:28:14] Lord255 and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/23 10:04:30] ion [387/852] has come upon roosterphant [361/449] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:41:31 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/21/23 13:34:14] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:17:56 towards level 86.
[10/22/23 00:53:10] sparogy [410/622] has challenged ion [290/852] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:35:32 is removed from sparogy's clock.
[10/22/23 06:16:01] BenDover [388/496] has come upon ion [307/852] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:10:13 is removed from BenDover's clock.
[10/23/23 05:54:03] \dev\ice, ukleinek, and adamus1red [1884/2715] have team battled io, ion, and unicron [2095/2737] and lost! 2 days, 07:03:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/23 19:10:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 10 days, 02:05:48 toward level 86.
[10/24/23 10:56:08] ion bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:05:35 towards level 86.
[10/25/23 06:44:30] ion [295/852] has come upon aqsd [675/785] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:52:35 is added to ion's clock.
[10/25/23 08:33:15] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:51:57 towards level 86.
[10/25/23 09:01:28] ion [304/852] has come upon DontEvenPeek [275/852] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:26:27 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/25/23 09:11:57] ion [197/852] has challenged vectr0n [522/671] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:19:08 is added to ion's clock.
[10/26/23 10:06:01] ion, gendish, and Affliction [1718/2133] have team battled scumola, Sario, and Finley [500/2104] and won! 0 days, 02:10:37 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/23 13:50:08] ion and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/23 20:19:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 4 days, 06:45:02 toward level 86.
[10/26/23 23:12:03] dwfreed [690/1126] has challenged ion [737/852] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:38:38 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[10/27/23 20:35:11] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:09 towards level 86.
[10/28/23 05:28:30] JigmeDatse [13/859] has challenged ion [130/852] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:38:03 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[10/28/23 16:31:13] ion [170/852] has challenged thornrag [513/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:39:43 is added to ion's clock.
[10/30/23 01:56:16] ion [335/852] has come upon GRIZZLYMAN [120/714] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:43:16 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/30/23 02:28:44] ion [395/852] has come upon thornrag [264/706] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:17:02 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/30/23 02:49:10] yNos and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/23 19:43:22] ion [670/936] has challenged allo [445/830] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:13:00 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/31/23 00:05:29] hdm [440/1022] has come upon ion [403/936] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 10:52:04 is removed from hdm's clock.
[10/31/23 07:31:36] ion, yNos, and Destruia [2235/2586] have team battled dodecahedron, VonToutCourt, and Mathias [1324/1876] and won! 0 days, 09:48:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/23 09:46:51] ion [833/936] has challenged Zaratustra [721/796] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:17:21 is removed from ion's clock.
[10/31/23 09:46:51] ion has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 5 days, 21:54:47 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[11/01/23 06:01:54] ion ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:38 from level 86.
[11/01/23 17:06:54] ion [730/936] has challenged jaxson [454/588] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:25:33 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/02/23 16:52:49] ion and \dev\ice have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/23 16:55:38] ion [354/936] has come upon _sh [762/1119] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:16:03 is added to ion's clock.
[11/03/23 02:01:06] ion [664/936] has come upon Tabmow [280/936] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 17:30:20 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/04/23 08:13:04] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:09:46 towards level 87.
[11/05/23 01:40:32] ion [841/940] has come upon Dan [522/936] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:42:43 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/05/23 07:15:38] ion [323/940] has challenged dwfreed [582/1126] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:18:10 is added to ion's clock.
[11/05/23 14:28:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 8 days, 15:02:31 toward level 87.
[11/05/23 14:52:53] ion, spex, and Omega [1698/3127] have team battled idleneutral, tswsl, and Dan [517/2297] and won! 1 day, 10:24:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/23 18:35:23] Tenedos [439/585] has come upon ion [800/940] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:06:35 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[11/05/23 19:22:39] Malvolio, VonToutCourt, and ion [1323/2892] have team battled elegy, tsr, and HeavyPodda [1697/2204] and lost! 4 days, 21:19:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/23 23:41:11] ion got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:11:12 from level 87.
[11/07/23 07:33:38] ion grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:41:28 towards level 87.
[11/07/23 18:51:32] ion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:25:39 towards level 87.
[11/07/23 23:30:26] caeli, ion, and Lenny_ [79/2943] have team battled Aksej, SSLbits, and idleneutral [500/2350] and lost! 0 days, 20:10:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/23 23:59:34] Tenorman, GRIZZLYMAN, and bobvador [2383/2601] have team battled V, ion, and jaxson [1526/2694] and won! 1 day, 09:04:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/23 22:28:30] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:43:58 towards level 87.
[11/10/23 12:47:12] MetaNova [570/688] has challenged ion [655/940] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:19:44 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[11/11/23 00:56:56] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:08:55 towards level 87.
[11/11/23 13:53:16] ion [732/940] has challenged rawgreaze [632/1012] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:56:47 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/12/23 06:38:00] ion, Wam, and el [728/2926] have team battled signofzeta, dwfreed, and bobvador [743/3292] and lost! 4 days, 20:52:07 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/23 12:41:55] Forud, dyvonna, and Wolf [2085/2874] have team battled tass, ion, and bananaboat [364/2695] and won! 4 days, 17:42:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/23 14:59:13] Affliction [402/840] has challenged ion [253/940] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:56:37 is removed from Affliction's clock.
[11/12/23 19:41:11] bookworm [320/831] has come upon ion [685/940] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:57:45 is added to bookworm's clock.
[11/15/23 02:13:33] bookworm [27/831] has challenged ion [913/940] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:31:09 is added to bookworm's clock.
[11/15/23 21:34:39] ion learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:51:21 towards level 87.
[11/17/23 07:28:38] ion [306/940] has challenged Lord255 [203/755] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:18:39 is removed from ion's clock.
[11/17/23 08:57:43] happymeal [434/499] has come upon ion [482/940] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:05:57 is added to happymeal's clock.
[11/17/23 16:31:41] DontEvenPeek [123/882] has come upon ion [739/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:47:54 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[11/18/23 09:23:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ion with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 04:01:35 from level 87.
[11/18/23 13:34:13] ion and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/23 22:38:07] yano [622/892] has challenged ion [532/940] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:44:37 is removed from yano's clock.
[11/19/23 22:21:40] yNos and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/23 20:22:34] ion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:43:58 from level 87.
[11/21/23 02:50:27] washclof [612/1111] has challenged ion [824/940] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:35:11 is added to washclof's clock.
[11/21/23 07:18:48] ion found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:27:47 towards level 87.
[11/21/23 11:53:48] ion was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:34:38 towards level 87.
[11/23/23 18:53:16] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:28:40 towards level 87.
[11/24/23 19:40:25] ion and olsner have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/23 01:01:00] ion got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:03:24 from level 87.
[11/28/23 01:45:35] ion and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/23 20:34:17] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:55:11 towards level 87.
[11/29/23 20:38:11] ion, BlueJay, and TheSilentLink [2107/2370] have team battled roosterphant, Gorek, and Cockatrice [1353/2253] and won! 0 days, 11:12:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/23 08:18:14] unicron, ion, bookworm, and Omega have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/23 08:37:46] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:45 towards level 87.
[12/01/23 15:53:44] ion bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:12 towards level 87.
[12/01/23 17:56:11] ion [454/940] has challenged idlegood [178/673] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:25:46 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/01/23 22:39:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ion with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 01:37:32 from level 87.
[12/02/23 15:01:27] ion [17/940] has challenged Nysdar [607/1145] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:12:18 is added to ion's clock.
[12/03/23 13:07:06] ion [237/940] has challenged jayvee [402/620] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:35:51 is added to ion's clock.
[12/03/23 22:17:51] ion [373/940] has come upon Platonides [116/701] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:03:30 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/04/23 14:52:42] aqsd, ion, and nawcom [215/2698] have team battled tass, zifnab06, and TheSilentLink [294/2384] and lost! 1 day, 03:59:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/23 19:34:33] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:26 towards level 87.
[12/05/23 08:34:05] ion grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:11:57 towards level 87.
[12/05/23 16:17:01] CompanionCube [295/565] has challenged ion [282/940] in combat and won! 15 days, 23:57:25 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[12/06/23 15:29:04] ion [913/940] has come upon gendish [362/392] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:05:30 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/06/23 23:30:45] ukleinek, Carl, and BastelBot [1644/2712] have team battled Drin, aqsd, and ion [1376/2860] and won! 7 days, 10:25:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/23 20:33:21] ion [99/940] has challenged Paganel [202/787] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:44:58 is added to ion's clock.
[12/08/23 15:13:14] ion [760/940] has come upon Celediel [283/583] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:06:57 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/09/23 13:39:45] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:56 towards level 87.
[12/10/23 00:02:36] ion [180/940] has challenged Fenrik [99/1229] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:16:24 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/10/23 15:47:46] Mat [773/915] has come upon ion [145/940] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 18:20:19 is removed from Mat's clock.
[12/12/23 09:34:40] ion [520/940] has come upon pastly [190/485] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:39:45 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/12/23 19:53:39] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:28:10 towards level 88.
[12/13/23 14:08:33] ion [502/940] has challenged idlebot [725/1439] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:47:10 is added to ion's clock.
[12/13/23 16:09:03] wowbagger [123/783] has challenged ion [561/940] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:05:28 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[12/14/23 09:09:42] ion invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:19:45 towards level 88.
[12/15/23 01:21:51] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:59:19 towards level 88.
[12/15/23 02:56:30] ion and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/23 10:31:19] sam, Ungoliant, and Cockatrice [1340/2674] have team battled ion, TheSilentLink, and gildarts [2189/2809] and lost! 2 days, 03:27:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/23 12:19:58] ion [505/940] has challenged sco1 [217/369] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:52:12 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/17/23 16:19:49] MadMan, Pinkman, and Minus [1652/2408] have team battled Crazycatlady, ion, and REDXIII [29/2463] and won! 0 days, 21:27:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/23 16:24:14] yang [1/4] has challenged ion [822/947] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:36 is added to yang's clock.
[12/18/23 13:34:19] ion grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:51:01 towards level 88.
[12/18/23 13:37:26] MetaNova, Jens, and ion [2263/2772] have team battled Wolf, idleneutral, and CornFly [1420/2498] and won! 4 days, 22:59:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/23 17:14:34] ion [271/941] has come upon \dev\ice [50/922] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:34:47 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/18/23 17:39:44] ion, elf, and pants [944/3250] have team battled rawgreaze, RussellB, and adamus1red [2522/2999] and lost! 0 days, 04:19:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/23 22:21:57] ion and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/23 05:32:29] tswsl [538/661] has come upon ion [473/941] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:30:56 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[12/21/23 10:56:23] KindOne [168/466] has challenged ion [556/941] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:18:10 is added to KindOne's clock.
[12/23/23 04:57:29] bfft stole ion's level 380 weapon while they were sleeping! bfft leaves their old level 378 weapon behind, which ion then takes.
[12/23/23 08:50:32] ion found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:32 towards level 88.
[12/23/23 16:13:47] ion [228/939] has challenged el [822/847] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:29:49 is added to ion's clock.
[12/24/23 06:04:32] ion saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:36:23 from level 88.
[12/25/23 08:26:31] ion [509/939] has challenged Techman [1019/1048] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:48:07 is added to ion's clock.
[12/26/23 12:27:38] ion [778/939] has come upon Drin [810/1125] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:08:48 is added to ion's clock.
[12/26/23 20:35:47] ion discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:52 towards level 88.
[12/27/23 09:20:38] rawgreaze stole ion's level 378 weapon while they were sleeping! rawgreaze leaves their old level 296 weapon behind, which ion then takes.
[12/27/23 13:41:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ion with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 19:13:27 from level 88.
[12/28/23 02:38:22] ion and gradator have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/23 11:23:02] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:54:59 towards level 88.
[12/28/23 22:28:15] wowbagger, Cirdan, and ion [555/2765] have team battled Wam, pwae, and ukleinek [1545/2991] and lost! 0 days, 18:45:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/23 00:07:18] Sario, slim, and TimeWarp [1097/2828] have team battled ion, popey, and Khorne [360/2825] and won! 0 days, 16:21:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/23 01:58:25] HeavyPodda [706/949] has challenged ion [103/849] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:48:18 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/29/23 02:19:19] ion [111/849] has come upon Susumurata [498/740] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:07:31 is added to ion's clock.
[01/01/24 11:29:48] ion, Zaratustra, and cadfael [162/2417] have team battled Abe, StalkR, and zbe [959/2991] and lost! 1 day, 00:18:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/24 14:08:33] ion and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/24 14:28:31] tass, tsr, and ion [2130/2540] have team battled Shinzon, JigmeDatse, and Carl [1864/2169] and won! 0 days, 05:42:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/24 08:03:54] ion and thatmint have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/24 17:22:51] ion ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:58:47 from level 88.
[01/03/24 20:34:06] ion and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/24 23:50:44] ion [648/849] has come upon yNos [931/943] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:11:03 is added to ion's clock.
[01/04/24 13:07:55] freeboson [930/1037] has challenged ion [298/849] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:47:49 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[01/05/24 15:50:35] ion [548/849] has come upon gildarts [444/828] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:51:57 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/06/24 13:02:18] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:57 towards level 88.
[01/07/24 05:51:07] Wolf [512/870] has come upon ion [12/849] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:05:20 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[01/07/24 09:33:59] pyre, Abe, and ion [1963/2249] have team battled DontEvenPeek, wille, and MELOONi [470/2569] and won! 0 days, 02:56:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/24 06:14:58] ion [829/849] has challenged hugga [819/863] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:20:57 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/09/24 16:17:15] ion sharpened the edge of their weapon! ion's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/10/24 02:19:50] ion [149/881] has challenged Cirdan [784/1063] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:13:49 is added to ion's clock.
[01/11/24 16:58:21] ion slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! ion's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/11/24 17:40:04] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:28:09 towards level 88.
[01/11/24 20:12:34] cadfael [450/736] has come upon ion [803/873] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:19:47 is added to cadfael's clock.
[01/12/24 06:33:11] ion [473/873] has challenged ahmubashshir [241/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:33:11 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/12/24 18:10:02] Bluedog, bt, and soltys [1556/2283] have team battled ion, particleflux, and grangerstranger [409/1972] and won! 0 days, 02:07:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/24 13:08:15] eising and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/24 22:22:43] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:57 towards level 88.
[01/14/24 05:06:02] kzootech [52/650] has challenged ion [99/873] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:57:50 is added to kzootech's clock.
[01/14/24 14:20:16] ion bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:36 towards level 88.
[01/14/24 22:51:03] HeavyPodda, Sario, and ion [2732/2813] have team battled bt, yNos, and Crazycatlady [1156/2428] and won! 0 days, 05:47:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/24 07:06:43] _sh [660/1089] has come upon ion [736/873] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:57:41 is added to _sh's clock.
[01/15/24 13:42:42] ion and gegenschein have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/24 21:24:49] ion [268/873] has challenged JackyB [537/847] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:01:58 is added to ion's clock.
[01/15/24 21:32:51] ion and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/24 23:04:14] ion left their weapon out in the rain to rust! ion's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/16/24 14:29:40] ion ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:18:12 from level 89.
[01/17/24 03:12:32] ion and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/24 14:07:44] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:05:22 towards level 89.
[01/20/24 01:53:05] Kayn [52/191] has challenged ion [494/843] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:16 is added to Kayn's clock.
[01/20/24 17:23:30] ion [795/843] has challenged Malvolio [336/565] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:48:55 is removed from ion's clock.
[01/21/24 07:45:27] scornn, Visievion, and justpink [647/1062] have team battled kevkev, ion, and Tabmow [2271/2299] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/24 05:09:14] Sombra, tswsl, and kenyon [2069/2889] have team battled StalkR, fstrelok, and ion [2748/2768] and lost! 6 days, 09:00:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/24 05:50:59] elf, fstrelok, and \dev\ice [460/2850] have team battled Daikojun, Yarosh, and ion [345/2080] and won! 3 days, 03:37:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/24 08:36:50] Bolded [910/976] has challenged ion [60/855] in combat and won! 15 days, 00:00:02 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[01/24/24 08:44:28] JackyB [371/765] has challenged ion [301/855] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:03:05 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[01/24/24 12:32:39] ion [112/855] has come upon zifnab06 [171/661] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:22:48 is added to ion's clock.
[01/25/24 03:32:58] xarvatium [222/358] has challenged ion [552/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:10 is added to xarvatium's clock.
[01/25/24 09:01:14] ion, Stevland, h00k, and Chuck have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/24 10:44:25] ion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:03:52 from level 89.
[01/28/24 00:44:50] DrinkyBird [921/1237] has come upon ion [797/855] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 21:11:07 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/29/24 03:19:40] Ecko, Crazycatlady, and elf [2852/3135] have team battled ion, canton7, and IFireflyl [1106/2456] and won! 7 days, 14:57:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/24 20:24:19] dodecahedron [57/516] has come upon ion [710/855] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:38:20 is added to dodecahedron's clock.
[01/30/24 03:48:24] justpink, crysis, and chadgpt [107/1647] have team battled _sh, Gorek, and ion [1499/2902] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/24 03:26:17] ion [434/855] has challenged Ecko [360/988] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:23:35 is removed from ion's clock.
[02/01/24 20:14:57] Minus [285/1007] has come upon ion [446/855] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:37:09 is added to Minus's clock.
[02/02/24 13:03:24] ion broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:38:41 from level 89.
[02/02/24 17:29:20] ion was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:18:36 from level 89.
[02/03/24 02:11:45] rawgreaze, cadfael, and Minus [158/2888] have team battled ion, apb, and Techman [1210/3045] and lost! 4 days, 23:17:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/24 18:33:04] ion set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:38:55 from level 89.
[02/05/24 02:56:27] ion [99/855] has challenged Wolf [14/954] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:44:07 is removed from ion's clock.
[02/05/24 10:25:43] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:14:21 towards level 89.
[02/05/24 23:32:30] soltys, Kachin, and tscherer [2061/2594] have team battled Khorne, Lord255, and ion [210/2933] and won! 2 days, 06:57:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/24 09:35:05] ion had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:49:54 from level 89.
[02/06/24 20:06:48] Malvolio [158/565] has challenged ion [865/869] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:00:05 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/07/24 06:36:39] tscherer, Bolded, and happymeal [938/1953] have team battled ter0, drahthaar, and ion [1364/2313] and lost! 1 day, 20:51:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/24 11:08:24] csc [133/238] has challenged ion [561/869] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to csc's clock.
[02/07/24 14:27:39] ion was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:27:51 towards level 89.
[02/08/24 03:32:35] ion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:43:37 towards level 89.
[02/08/24 10:17:06] u4ia [443/531] has challenged ion [456/869] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:18:20 is added to u4ia's clock.
[02/09/24 01:09:01] cadfael [521/745] has come upon ion [298/869] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:44:51 is removed from cadfael's clock.
[02/09/24 08:38:39] Bolded [737/976] has come upon ion [540/869] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:04:43 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[02/09/24 13:39:43] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:23:04 towards level 89.
[02/11/24 12:28:44] Lilith stole ion's level 139 tunic while they were sleeping! Lilith leaves their old level 105 tunic behind, which ion then takes.
[02/11/24 15:10:34] ion [604/831] has come upon yNos [648/973] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:29:02 is added to ion's clock.
[02/11/24 15:36:07] jayvee [484/634] has challenged ion [477/831] in combat and won! 27 days, 04:54:11 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[02/13/24 00:12:31] ion, Ancalagon, idleneutral, and sco1 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/24 21:30:46] sky and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/24 01:57:31] ion and pyre have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/24 02:29:00] ion and Minus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/24 05:10:40] hax404 [635/649] has come upon ion [700/831] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:04:35 is added to hax404's clock.
[02/15/24 07:58:29] ion [671/831] has challenged pyre [867/998] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:19:36 is added to ion's clock.
[02/15/24 10:02:44] HollowWasp [292/430] has come upon ion [712/831] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:21:17 is added to HollowWasp's clock.
[02/15/24 15:02:31] ion [780/831] has come upon adamus1red [426/966] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:31:47 is removed from ion's clock.
[02/16/24 01:53:58] ion and laama have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/24 05:36:24] ion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:22 towards level 89.
[02/16/24 14:51:00] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:55 towards level 89.
[02/16/24 22:42:23] opcode [271/629] has come upon ion [666/831] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:06:26 is added to opcode's clock.
[02/17/24 01:24:49] ion was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:19:40 from level 89.
[02/18/24 05:42:23] IFireflyl, _sh, and dodecahedron [1672/2347] have team battled JackyB, ion, and Ungoliant [1166/2402] and won! 1 day, 04:36:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/24 11:47:46] ion and shikhin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/24 04:24:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 1 day, 08:47:28 toward level 89.
[02/19/24 11:06:53] Sombra, thatmint, and ion [214/2882] have team battled aqsd, hax404, and Xenthys [2093/2344] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/24 11:22:39] style [200/588] has challenged ion [578/831] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:13:59 is added to style's clock.
[02/19/24 15:24:51] scornn and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/24 20:17:35] ion [484/856] has challenged Zaratustra [461/645] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:23:09 is removed from ion's clock.
[02/19/24 20:17:35] In the fierce battle, Zaratustra dropped their level 48 shield! ion picks it up, tossing their old level 39 shield to Zaratustra.
[02/20/24 07:25:16] Shinzon [232/532] has challenged ion [222/866] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:14:36 is removed from Shinzon's clock.
[02/21/24 04:20:32] ion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:13:40 from level 90.
[02/22/24 01:42:46] ion [156/866] has come upon Neil [364/804] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:58:02 is added to ion's clock.
[02/23/24 13:03:14] ion and kptr have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/24 16:46:33] alephnull, soltys, and CornFly [2762/2902] have team battled kinus, Crazycatlady, and ion [1424/2711] and won! 6 days, 00:34:30 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/24 22:50:11] ion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:00:50 towards level 90.
[02/24/24 17:07:58] ion ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:54:22 from level 90.
[02/24/24 20:31:01] ion [661/866] has come upon bsleep [117/895] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 00:16:12 is removed from ion's clock.
[02/27/24 06:06:59] tomhek [812/1243] has challenged ion [168/866] in combat and won! 13 days, 22:29:53 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[02/27/24 11:28:45] scumola [54/672] has challenged ion [853/866] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:07:26 is added to scumola's clock.
[02/28/24 02:47:54] BastelBot [241/847] has come upon ion [826/866] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:18:31 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[02/28/24 21:17:17] ion [422/866] has come upon ukleinek [539/1023] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:45:14 is added to ion's clock.
[03/02/24 04:01:24] V, ion, and slim [1940/3094] have team battled boscage, nawcom, and abarat [23/1843] and won! 0 days, 05:19:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/24 12:38:42] ion stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:43:35 towards level 90.
[03/03/24 03:09:03] ion and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/24 18:17:38] Wilson [213/552] has challenged ion [678/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to Wilson's clock.
[03/05/24 02:20:06] bfft [702/1143] has come upon ion [269/866] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 05:13:44 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/05/24 17:41:56] ion [842/866] has challenged jaxson [670/899] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:44:51 is removed from ion's clock.
[03/06/24 15:00:45] ion [615/866] has challenged abarat [65/327] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:32:53 is removed from ion's clock.
[03/06/24 18:17:29] ion and nowz have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/24 23:52:48] ion [145/866] has come upon ColonelPanic001 [630/870] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:22:48 is added to ion's clock.
[03/07/24 11:19:00] ion [166/866] has challenged Pricey [338/522] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:36:45 is added to ion's clock.
[03/07/24 18:02:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 12 days, 20:09:03 toward level 90.
[03/08/24 10:03:43] wowbagger [484/718] has challenged ion [704/866] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:17:02 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[03/08/24 12:05:36] ion stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:31:22 towards level 90.
[03/09/24 10:53:19] ion [814/866] has come upon Yarosh [537/548] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:38:30 is removed from ion's clock.
[03/09/24 16:19:16] mute [390/414] has challenged ion [658/866] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:27:15 is added to mute's clock.
[03/10/24 05:54:32] sco1 [364/549] has come upon ion [557/866] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:31:55 is added to sco1's clock.
[03/11/24 02:14:26] noex [477/500] has challenged ion [300/866] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:12:02 is removed from noex's clock.
[03/11/24 07:34:06] Forud [974/1055] has come upon ion [365/866] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 04:50:59 is removed from Forud's clock.
[03/11/24 07:34:06] Forud has dealt ion a Critical Strike! 2 days, 09:21:46 is added to ion's clock.
[03/12/24 15:47:24] Drin [194/1086] has challenged ion [43/866] in combat and won! 15 days, 00:00:02 is removed from Drin's clock.
[03/12/24 18:11:58] ion [581/866] has challenged Paganel [739/799] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:10:54 is added to ion's clock.
[03/14/24 12:49:52] bobvador [375/1075] has challenged ion [43/866] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:38:22 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[03/14/24 17:49:29] ion [657/866] has come upon Bolded [235/982] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:44:07 is removed from ion's clock.
[03/15/24 08:18:14] pwae stole ion's level 292 weapon while they were sleeping! pwae leaves their old level 277 weapon behind, which ion then takes.
[03/15/24 10:26:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ion with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 19:51:03 from level 90.
[03/16/24 03:20:18] nya and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/24 03:30:13] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:15:04 towards level 90.
[03/18/24 07:49:54] Fraiyr, cornfeedhobo, and freeboson [1081/2103] have team battled ion, misha, and drahthaar [759/2637] and won! 0 days, 16:15:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/24 07:47:26] ion broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:18:12 from level 90.
[03/22/24 16:58:54] buzel, vectr0n, and SirBummelz [1537/2303] have team battled ToHellWithGA, ion, and jaxson [3075/3085] and lost! 2 days, 00:07:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/24 21:35:21] ion got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:09 towards level 90.
[03/22/24 22:40:03] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:49 towards level 90.
[03/23/24 20:37:08] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:48 towards level 90.
[03/24/24 01:35:07] yang, ion, and catte [1244/1784] have team battled h00k, jacquesssss, and Tangles [1063/2058] and won! 0 days, 00:07:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/24 12:22:58] ion [176/850] has challenged idlebot [947/1456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:42:24 is added to ion's clock.
[03/24/24 18:13:56] ion was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:47:38 from level 90.
[03/24/24 18:30:42] ion, Butch, and sco1 [132/1710] have team battled style, Reilly, and Tabmow [439/2312] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/24 21:42:23] ion and DojShadow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/24 08:35:09] ion [73/850] has challenged signofzeta [937/1152] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:50:12 is added to ion's clock.
[03/26/24 15:28:27] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:16:06 towards level 91.
[03/27/24 04:28:31] Crazycatlady [564/1157] has come upon ion [520/850] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:13:06 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[03/27/24 07:51:50] ion [149/850] has challenged Sario [927/1018] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:45:56 is added to ion's clock.
[03/27/24 18:00:35] Tabmow, V, and ion [447/2952] have team battled style, hax404, and jfcaron [1193/1663] and lost! 0 days, 18:11:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/24 02:31:46] realguy stole ion's level 46 set of leggings while they were sleeping! realguy leaves their old level 42 set of leggings behind, which ion then takes.
[03/28/24 07:22:48] yNos and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/24 00:52:37] ion died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:30:26 from level 91.
[03/30/24 10:42:07] ion fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 04:45:44 from level 91.
[03/30/24 13:26:03] ion was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 02:59:42 from level 91.
[03/30/24 17:57:04] ion, fstrelok, and sam [241/2788] have team battled vegadark, RussellB, and Nehi [525/2315] and lost! 7 days, 06:00:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/24 08:24:57] heisenbug [673/792] has challenged ion [654/845] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:13:38 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[03/31/24 09:16:34] jayvee, Aksej, and HollowWasp [1872/2548] have team battled KindOne, misha, and ion [2220/2280] and lost! 0 days, 10:24:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/24 04:23:16] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 20:25:50 towards level 91.
[04/03/24 03:43:23] ion lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 17:45:23 from level 91.
[04/03/24 21:08:58] ion and shikhin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/24 21:16:51] scumola [402/700] has come upon ion [735/845] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:41:35 is added to scumola's clock.
[04/04/24 02:42:05] Paganel [51/762] has come upon ion [213/845] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:14:41 is added to Paganel's clock.
[04/04/24 21:25:31] ahmubashshir and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/24 13:51:41] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:10:15 towards level 91.
[04/06/24 19:24:56] ion broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:49:06 from level 91.
[04/07/24 03:53:13] noex, Zed_Spiker, and pwae [1419/2467] have team battled ion, nowz, and scumola [474/2225] and won! 3 days, 00:12:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/24 16:19:56] ion got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 15:47:28 towards level 91.
[04/07/24 20:30:09] ion, shikhin, Carl, and V have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/24 18:20:37] Sombra [251/1254] has come upon ion [574/845] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:39:32 is added to Sombra's clock.
[04/09/24 20:54:23] ion [734/845] has come upon Cockatrice [432/888] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:57:51 is removed from ion's clock.
[04/10/24 03:14:24] ion [41/845] has come upon bg [292/1075] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:36:25 is added to ion's clock.
[04/11/24 06:28:35] slim [404/1071] has come upon ion [131/845] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:53:57 is removed from slim's clock.
[04/12/24 04:27:56] ion was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:25:19 from level 91.
[04/12/24 11:29:09] ion [329/845] has come upon fstrelok [711/898] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:40:32 is added to ion's clock.
[04/13/24 00:48:20] ion [247/845] has challenged JohnMH [286/430] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:44:37 is added to ion's clock.
[04/13/24 21:36:52] ion and Nysdar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/24 11:57:29] ion [559/845] has challenged scornn [267/545] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:18:41 is removed from ion's clock.
[04/14/24 22:34:25] HollowWasp, tomhek, and Affliction [2242/2466] have team battled ChowderKeg, rawgreaze, and ion [387/2569] and won! 0 days, 04:09:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/24 03:44:59] ColonelPanic001 [633/834] has challenged ion [222/845] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:57:58 is removed from ColonelPanic001's clock.
[04/16/24 00:52:35] ion [825/845] has come upon style [168/738] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:29:02 is removed from ion's clock.
[04/16/24 16:50:01] MetaNova [962/1311] has come upon ion [771/845] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:55:51 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[04/16/24 19:02:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 5 days, 04:01:20 toward level 91.
[04/17/24 08:34:18] Gorek [953/1036] has come upon ion [708/845] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:14:41 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[04/18/24 21:55:38] boscage [225/593] has come upon ion [838/845] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:01:50 is added to boscage's clock.
[04/20/24 09:06:18] ion and Fyrgor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/24 04:50:20] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:16:16 towards level 91.
[04/23/24 08:50:13] ion discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:20:49 towards level 91.
[04/23/24 08:53:05] ion [181/845] has challenged SirBummelz [555/867] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:50:41 is added to ion's clock.
[04/23/24 14:54:45] ion [357/845] has challenged gusto [71/865] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:53:36 is removed from ion's clock.
[04/24/24 18:55:00] ion and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/24 02:46:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 6 days, 08:24:26 toward level 91.
[04/27/24 03:48:15] Carl, gideonstar, and ion [1686/2708] have team battled Puff, gendish, and CodeGeek [18/2398] and won! 0 days, 20:40:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/24 18:43:07] alephnull [623/802] has come upon ion [755/845] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:49:02 is added to alephnull's clock.
[04/28/24 14:26:28] ion [114/845] has challenged ColonelPanic001 [440/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:43 is added to ion's clock.
[04/28/24 22:58:00] ion reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ion's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/29/24 01:08:32] dodecahedron [448/635] has come upon ion [320/850] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:58:40 is removed from dodecahedron's clock.
[04/29/24 06:40:14] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:03 towards level 91.
[04/30/24 16:34:10] ion [579/885] has challenged ColonelPanic001 [177/821] in combat and won! 11 days, 12:07:52 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/01/24 00:27:50] ion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:04:02 towards level 92.
[05/02/24 17:50:27] ion stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:57:06 towards level 92.
[05/07/24 00:00:59] ion bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:12:50 towards level 92.
[05/07/24 18:15:41] Wolf, Dex, and CornFly [2162/2849] have team battled signofzeta, gideonstar, and ion [565/2994] and won! 0 days, 09:01:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/24 18:24:56] ion [109/885] has challenged Lilith [953/981] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:24:45 is added to ion's clock.
[05/07/24 19:12:39] t3chn0 [513/1031] has challenged ion [880/885] in combat and lost! 9 days, 18:34:03 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[05/08/24 10:23:06] ion bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:06:07 towards level 92.
[05/08/24 23:33:43] ion got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:52:42 from level 92.
[05/09/24 19:54:38] VonToutCourt, CodeGeek, and el [887/3349] have team battled Ankhers, noex, and ion [1492/2246] and lost! 3 days, 02:51:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/24 04:32:08] bfft, _sh, and bookworm [2684/3151] have team battled ion, ahmubashshir, and Theleveler [1611/2321] and won! 1 day, 20:25:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/24 17:24:19] ion and Notir have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/24 08:23:34] ion, d4n13L, and t3chn0 [2018/2559] have team battled Lilith, drahthaar, and Puff [1289/2542] and won! 9 days, 14:18:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/24 19:51:12] washclof [756/1478] has challenged ion [653/885] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:26:54 is removed from washclof's clock.
[05/12/24 21:13:31] ion stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:35:51 towards level 92.
[05/13/24 07:35:50] ion, Carl, Koffa, and anarcat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/24 12:06:17] ion [422/885] has come upon Cockatrice [781/888] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:43:58 is added to ion's clock.
[05/15/24 00:15:42] ion and IFireflyl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/24 02:05:12] Celediel, slim, and gradator [630/2547] have team battled jayvee, tswsl, and ion [1793/2410] and lost! 5 days, 14:16:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/24 08:19:52] idlegood [360/525] has challenged ion [633/885] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:33:28 is added to idlegood's clock.
[05/16/24 18:19:26] ion learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:39:01 from level 92.
[05/19/24 18:32:22] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:25:39 towards level 92.
[05/19/24 20:48:22] ion learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:02:36 from level 92.
[05/21/24 02:38:44] ion was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:03 towards level 92.
[05/21/24 08:46:24] ion [281/885] has come upon nathan [296/928] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:04:36 is added to ion's clock.
[05/23/24 08:27:04] ion, zbe, and Soulwhisper [834/2859] have team battled Lilith, unicron, and yNos [1025/3160] and lost! 0 days, 07:50:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/24 11:04:30] ion [741/885] has challenged blobdog [115/725] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:35:09 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/23/24 19:01:36] ion fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! ion's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/23/24 19:25:52] ion learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:39:15 towards level 92.
[05/24/24 00:07:53] anarcat [334/1313] has challenged ion [192/881] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:37:16 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[05/24/24 04:09:01] kevkev [141/717] has challenged ion [395/881] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:01:31 is added to kevkev's clock.
[05/24/24 15:11:48] Affliction [75/539] has challenged ion [567/881] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:24 is added to Affliction's clock.
[05/25/24 01:10:12] ion [140/881] has come upon sco1 [167/539] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:41:56 is added to ion's clock.
[05/26/24 06:10:17] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:11:48 towards level 92.
[05/27/24 06:28:17] sam [426/1062] has challenged ion [379/881] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:46:25 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/28/24 21:48:58] ion sharpened the edge of their weapon! ion's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/29/24 05:43:11] ion [521/910] has come upon heisenbug [14/795] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:25:18 is removed from ion's clock.
[05/29/24 14:43:12] _sh [875/1092] has challenged ion [749/910] in combat and won! 18 days, 11:56:52 is removed from _sh's clock.
[05/30/24 09:48:22] ion [156/910] has challenged kptr [417/779] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:24:06 is added to ion's clock.
[05/30/24 19:24:45] ahmubashshir and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/24 03:36:08] Affliction, BastelBot, and Anarchaos [799/1648] have team battled kevkev, Puff, and ion [399/2361] and won! 0 days, 04:24:35 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/24 18:51:27] MadMan and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/24 09:04:08] ion got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:26:02 from level 92.
[06/03/24 03:25:27] pastly and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/24 09:41:16] ion grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:44 towards level 92.
[06/03/24 17:27:28] pfoley, sky, and ion [1674/3053] have team battled Soulwhisper, yNos, and nawcom [1220/2715] and won! 0 days, 00:28:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/24 19:20:37] ion [743/910] has challenged Carl [824/917] in combat and lost! 9 days, 03:36:01 is added to ion's clock.
[06/04/24 14:14:53] bsleep and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/24 03:25:13] ion bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 04:53:37 from level 93.
[06/05/24 19:40:24] ion invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 01:31:55 towards level 93.
[06/06/24 11:14:47] ion bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 20:28:57 from level 93.
[06/07/24 11:15:16] heisenbug, ion, and bobvador [1638/2763] have team battled Dex, bot, and tmberg [969/2315] and won! 0 days, 12:41:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/24 21:49:15] ion [755/910] has challenged sc [1052/1167] in combat and lost! 11 days, 05:28:25 is added to ion's clock.
[06/09/24 05:05:36] ion and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/24 07:32:21] ion and Fehu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/24 04:52:17] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:19:14 towards level 93.
[06/12/24 13:14:26] h00k [87/560] has challenged ion [903/910] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:12:57 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/13/24 02:25:04] ion [738/910] has come upon zbe [732/1497] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 14:19:12 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/13/24 10:38:24] ion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:02:39 towards level 93.
[06/13/24 14:02:18] bot, misha, and ion [109/2223] have team battled washclof, Stevland, and sc [1912/3876] and lost! 0 days, 08:10:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/24 18:11:50] ion [425/910] has come upon elf [664/892] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:21:19 is added to ion's clock.
[06/13/24 21:42:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ion 22 days, 08:29:19 toward level 93.
[06/14/24 06:28:35] zuper [415/521] has come upon ion [289/910] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:18:24 is removed from zuper's clock.
[06/16/24 09:41:35] nathan [744/933] has challenged ion [241/910] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:05:03 is removed from nathan's clock.
[06/16/24 23:34:03] ion found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:21:36 towards level 93.
[06/17/24 00:46:53] ion [116/910] has challenged KindOne [239/512] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:14:33 is added to ion's clock.
[06/17/24 20:20:44] ion got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:57:05 from level 93.
[06/18/24 10:57:28] ion [710/910] has challenged Sario [739/989] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:08:39 is added to ion's clock.
[06/18/24 11:35:09] ion [421/910] has come upon SirBummelz [192/890] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:55:59 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/18/24 20:19:07] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:00:52 towards level 93.
[06/19/24 19:07:34] ion [477/910] has challenged MetaNova [480/1327] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:24:06 is added to ion's clock.
[06/20/24 05:59:16] ion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:40:53 towards level 93.
[06/20/24 08:21:53] ion was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:35:41 towards level 93.
[06/20/24 15:33:34] misha [184/911] has come upon ion [881/910] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 02:21:27 is added to misha's clock.
[06/20/24 19:56:58] GilbertErik, vectr0n, and ialokin [257/2119] have team battled ion, simple, and Bluedog [2592/2935] and lost! 0 days, 12:48:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/24 17:16:33] ion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:53:25 from level 93.
[06/23/24 04:31:32] ion [876/910] has challenged EddieT137 [226/1116] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:25:03 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/23/24 15:17:12] kptr [478/827] has come upon ion [419/910] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:11:36 is removed from kptr's clock.
[06/23/24 22:36:42] ion [387/910] has challenged GilbertErik [821/1020] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:57:30 is added to ion's clock.
[06/25/24 07:59:52] _sh [161/1092] has come upon ion [368/910] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:01:28 is added to _sh's clock.
[06/25/24 11:01:30] io [340/1255] has come upon ion [291/910] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:28:21 is removed from io's clock.
[06/27/24 04:18:13] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:57:49 towards level 93.
[06/28/24 09:59:15] ion fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! ion's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/28/24 15:07:05] ion [221/906] has challenged sco1 [417/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:50:45 is added to ion's clock.
[06/28/24 18:27:30] ion and tswsl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/24 02:09:56] ion [703/906] has challenged Fenrik [176/1317] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:03:13 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/29/24 02:09:56] ion has dealt Fenrik a Critical Strike! 2 days, 09:27:18 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[06/29/24 20:14:38] ion [394/906] has come upon SirBummelz [878/890] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:19:10 is added to ion's clock.
[06/30/24 05:57:27] ion [176/906] has come upon pastly [202/678] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:03:57 is added to ion's clock.
[06/30/24 07:17:29] ion [17/906] has challenged Minus [350/804] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:44:28 is added to ion's clock.
[07/01/24 09:11:32] ion [179/906] has come upon canton7 [502/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:23:20 is added to ion's clock.