Player Info

User: jacob1
Class: Werepotato
Admin?: No
Level: 96
Next level: 22 days, 01:07:43
Status: Online
Host: mooo!jacob1@Powder/Developer/jacob1
Account Created: Fri Jun 4 19:14:25 2021
Last login: Tue Oct 29 17:56:11 2024
Total time idled: 1178 days, 22:55:24
Current position: [11,6]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

Show map

Items

amulet: 97 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 39
charm: 42
gloves: 48
helm: 55
leggings: 28
ring: 58
shield: 70
tunic: 95 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 167 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 699

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 72 days, 22:20:53
part: 7 days, 00:00:00
quest: 5 days, 01:41:06
quit: 129 days, 02:22:52

total: 214 days, 02:24:51

Character Modifiers

[06/05/21 01:09:27] vegadark [3/4] has challenged jacob1 [3/12] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:56 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[06/05/21 01:23:14] jacob1 [4/15] has challenged Gorek [3/18] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:28 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/05/21 01:43:56] laama [5/23] has challenged jacob1 [18/19] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to laama's clock.
[06/05/21 02:07:08] jacob1 [2/29] has challenged laama [4/23] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/05/21 02:37:22] jacob1 [12/41] has challenged simple [15/23] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/05/21 03:12:26] jacob1 [7/52] has challenged brycec [0/38] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:39 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/05/21 03:13:50] basso [43/44] has challenged jacob1 [50/52] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to basso's clock.
[06/05/21 03:59:42] blabber [0/1] has challenged jacob1 [15/55] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to blabber's clock.
[06/05/21 04:36:41] fattrat [0/1] has challenged jacob1 [48/60] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/05/21 07:59:50] jacob1 was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:39 from level 15.
[06/05/21 08:48:10] mordac [2/112] has challenged jacob1 [0/110] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:29 is removed from mordac's clock.
[06/05/21 11:52:17] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:28 towards level 17.
[06/05/21 18:48:22] Wolf [12/126] has challenged jacob1 [70/153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Wolf's clock.
[06/06/21 03:27:27] dwfreed, jacob1, and HeavyPodda [203/521] have team battled Wolf, vegadark, and Kurenai [217/501] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:51 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/21 06:17:52] Heisenberg [28/147] has come upon jacob1 [163/187] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:06 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/06/21 18:27:52] jacob1 [56/221] has challenged Wolf [154/182] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/06/21 19:20:08] mooo [13/37] has challenged jacob1 [36/221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to mooo's clock.
[06/07/21 01:45:12] jacob1 [104/240] has challenged Pricey [37/119] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/07/21 08:54:44] jayvee [213/253] has challenged jacob1 [27/240] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[06/07/21 09:06:11] jacob1 [219/240] has challenged Acolarh [7/16] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/07/21 15:51:48] jacob1 [56/240] has come upon uovobw [120/181] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/07/21 17:45:07] jacob1 [223/252] has challenged fattrat [115/226] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/08/21 03:38:28] jacob1 [38/260] has challenged Heisenberg [205/238] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/08/21 03:39:50] Russell [166/228] has challenged jacob1 [51/260] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Russell's clock.
[06/08/21 06:30:48] jacob1 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jacob1's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/21 11:04:40] A_Dragon [221/228] has challenged jacob1 [143/263] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from A_Dragon's clock.
[06/08/21 16:50:23] jacob1 [182/271] has challenged Iines [94/276] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/08/21 20:31:22] foo [1/10] has challenged jacob1 [152/271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to foo's clock.
[06/09/21 03:19:15] xbill [96/392] has challenged jacob1 [194/271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to xbill's clock.
[06/09/21 06:08:47] jacob1 [55/292] has challenged davic [66/220] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/09/21 23:54:20] jacob1 [191/309] has challenged buzzzzz [80/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/10/21 01:53:13] Misza [199/261] has challenged jacob1 [29/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from Misza's clock.
[06/10/21 17:48:40] jacob1 [243/319] has challenged V [211/361] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/11/21 04:34:04] jacob1 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:37 towards level 34.
[06/11/21 05:19:45] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:10 towards level 34.
[06/11/21 08:42:43] Forud [25/316] has challenged jacob1 [216/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Forud's clock.
[06/11/21 12:38:43] jacob1 [139/319] has challenged starlink [19/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/12/21 12:44:21] jacob1 [273/322] has challenged Fenrik [271/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/12/21 16:34:06] pwae [229/339] has challenged jacob1 [114/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/12/21 20:22:15] nicole [32/236] has challenged jacob1 [232/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to nicole's clock.
[06/13/21 16:24:35] jacob1 [304/347] has challenged gettu [21/79] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:26:24 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/13/21 16:32:33] washclof, bookworm, and cremefresh [99/968] have team battled meskio, davic, and jacob1 [909/918] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:01 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/21 19:08:58] glguy [164/274] has challenged jacob1 [279/347] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to glguy's clock.
[06/14/21 08:34:50] FenderQ [67/192] has challenged jacob1 [294/347] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to FenderQ's clock.
[06/14/21 20:28:13] jacob1 [267/347] has come upon smoops [190/277] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:21:16 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/15/21 00:32:52] jacob1 [19/353] has challenged Geoff [117/281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/15/21 10:06:57] Majak, jacob1, and laama [630/1017] have team battled crank, Yuhno, and Nechayev [169/1019] and won! 0 days, 01:45:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/21 14:46:59] lastmikoi [131/330] has challenged jacob1 [206/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to lastmikoi's clock.
[06/16/21 18:04:00] jacob1 [61/353] has challenged el [6/300] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/16/21 23:34:17] jacob1 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:13:51 from level 39.
[06/17/21 23:06:08] spex, nCrazed, and ion [452/715] have team battled gdm, kline, and jacob1 [210/959] and won! 0 days, 01:13:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/21 00:43:20] AlexS, A_Dragon, and Rolan [334/710] have team battled ubergeek, jacob1, and jaxson [539/943] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/21 02:43:02] scornn [154/361] has challenged jacob1 [337/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to scornn's clock.
[06/18/21 13:00:48] brycec [311/366] has come upon jacob1 [223/353] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:16:41 is removed from brycec's clock.
[06/18/21 15:10:29] jacob1 [193/353] has challenged uovobw [4/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/18/21 15:10:29] In the fierce battle, uovobw dropped their level 39 pair of gloves! jacob1 picks it up, tossing their old level 30 pair of gloves to uovobw.
[06/18/21 22:41:21] bg [192/193] has challenged jacob1 [137/362] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:47 is removed from bg's clock.
[06/20/21 07:12:15] jacob1 fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:34:09 from level 40.
[06/20/21 17:15:39] jacob1 [24/362] has challenged Kaani [234/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/21/21 04:44:13] sc, cfebs, and Syloq [146/1009] have team battled vegadark, jacob1, and Centrixx [458/1056] and lost! 0 days, 03:50:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/21 12:42:09] bg [126/248] has challenged jacob1 [24/362] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:35 is removed from bg's clock.
[06/21/21 22:42:36] eising [368/391] has challenged jacob1 [52/362] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from eising's clock.
[06/22/21 16:30:25] jacob1 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:26:06 from level 41.
[06/23/21 15:14:03] jacob1 [274/415] has challenged rfc2549 [34/434] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/25/21 07:13:30] Koffa, jacob1, and BootsNPC [707/844] have team battled charitwo, Knut, and Rolan [660/858] and won! 0 days, 00:15:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/21 08:55:57] jacob1 [230/536] has challenged eggy [29/279] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:47:41 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/26/21 22:55:49] podge [240/320] has challenged jacob1 [525/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to podge's clock.
[06/27/21 09:22:32] jacob1, Acolarh, and BastelBot [307/1294] have team battled nCrazed, bsleep, and rs [804/1001] and lost! 0 days, 01:34:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/21 15:11:54] Bluedog [0/45] has challenged jacob1 [419/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[06/29/21 13:26:57] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:30 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 15:28:47] starlink, jacob1, and gdm [170/1429] have team battled EdFletcher, zgrep, and ToHellWithGA [114/1242] and won! 0 days, 00:11:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/21 16:15:33] jacob1 [43/560] has challenged BastelBot [8/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/30/21 14:12:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 1 day, 16:02:13 toward level 44.
[07/01/21 10:27:57] t3chn0 [314/350] has challenged jacob1 [210/560] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[07/01/21 16:53:40] jacob1 [431/560] has challenged EdFletcher [308/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:17:09 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/01/21 17:24:09] Covid-19, Tenorman, and jacob1 [1248/1264] have team battled MightyDrv, knox, and AlexS [398/1073] and won! 0 days, 00:08:36 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/21 09:02:55] Paperclip [496/531] has come upon jacob1 [507/560] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:02:05 is added to Paperclip's clock.
[07/04/21 05:33:45] jacob1 [396/560] has come upon Quack [216/260] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:53:14 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/04/21 09:38:34] jaxson [223/380] has challenged jacob1 [281/560] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/04/21 13:49:44] jacob1 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:21 towards level 45.
[07/04/21 16:00:12] jacob1 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:36:05 from level 45.
[07/05/21 04:50:14] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:39 towards level 45.
[07/08/21 07:55:15] jacob1 [546/560] has challenged Sombra [219/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/08/21 21:10:10] jacob1 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:28:27 from level 46.
[07/09/21 01:17:49] nicole, xbill, and zbe [589/1233] have team battled golgy, jacob1, and Asara [864/1328] and lost! 0 days, 13:04:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/21 04:20:27] hockpa2e [336/401] has challenged jacob1 [142/560] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:35 is removed from hockpa2e's clock.
[07/09/21 23:28:22] jacob1 [281/560] has come upon TBB [33/259] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:06:47 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/10/21 19:07:56] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:07 towards level 46.
[07/11/21 02:28:42] jacob1 [11/560] has challenged Alarien [180/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:21:25 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/11/21 06:35:16] jacob1 [285/560] has come upon StalkR [216/335] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:14:55 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/11/21 11:58:29] jacob1 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:25 towards level 46.
[07/12/21 04:36:44] elf [135/441] has challenged jacob1 [70/560] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/12/21 21:47:20] jacob1 [192/565] has challenged nawcom [93/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:50:26 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/12/21 23:55:04] style [4/378] has challenged jacob1 [103/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to style's clock.
[07/14/21 01:18:49] jacob1 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:42 towards level 47.
[07/14/21 13:47:38] hax404 [109/371] has challenged jacob1 [256/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:41:25 is added to hax404's clock.
[07/15/21 07:57:19] jacob1 was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:15:08 from level 47.
[07/16/21 00:55:22] jacob1 [229/565] has challenged foo [262/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:56 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/16/21 02:03:08] kenyon, el, and Kachin [330/1318] have team battled t3chn0, Covid-19, and jacob1 [553/1435] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/21 16:31:21] jacob1 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:44 from level 47.
[07/16/21 19:51:17] canton7 [364/428] has challenged jacob1 [417/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to canton7's clock.
[07/18/21 09:19:20] Psilocybe [85/445] has challenged jacob1 [118/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[07/18/21 23:48:08] jacob1 [26/565] has challenged Covid-19 [75/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/19/21 05:12:12] jacob1 [38/565] has challenged ShinobiChileno [272/347] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:59:00 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/20/21 02:40:16] jacob1 [380/565] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [66/295] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:28:09 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/21/21 11:24:19] Cirdan [40/442] has challenged jacob1 [19/565] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:47:31 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[07/21/21 12:23:35] KindOne, Acolarh, and chiastre [546/1455] have team battled Angelina, jacob1, and kenyon [81/1405] and won! 0 days, 09:34:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/21 14:25:32] jacob1 [133/565] has come upon pants [39/503] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:45:17 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/23/21 06:59:26] blackroot, elf, and Ada [207/1278] have team battled jacob1, CodeGeek, and aqsd [420/1480] and lost! 0 days, 01:43:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/21 21:14:05] jacob1 was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:48:37 from level 48.
[07/24/21 15:55:12] jacob1 [414/565] has come upon t3chn0 [276/510] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:26:53 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/25/21 04:16:01] d4n13L [69/396] has challenged jacob1 [304/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[07/25/21 10:21:44] buzel [445/727] has challenged jacob1 [253/565] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from buzel's clock.
[07/26/21 03:54:36] jacob1 [91/565] has challenged PiotrekD [207/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/27/21 10:24:29] Lnk [346/693] has challenged jacob1 [115/565] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[07/27/21 10:24:29] In the fierce battle, jacob1 dropped their level 158 weapon! Lnk picks it up, tossing their old level 29 weapon to jacob1.
[07/27/21 13:10:22] jacob1, kenyon, bagels, and krin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/21 15:30:15] vegadark [62/515] has challenged jacob1 [68/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:50 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/28/21 10:52:37] HeavyPodda [365/414] has come upon jacob1 [59/436] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:18:21 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/28/21 16:56:17] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:04 towards level 49.
[07/29/21 12:27:07] womblecat [0/70] has challenged jacob1 [357/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to womblecat's clock.
[07/31/21 02:01:59] apb, jacob1, and pyre [950/1412] have team battled GilbertErik, Platonides, and TBB [657/1041] and won! 0 days, 01:25:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/21 06:07:14] jacob1 [403/436] has come upon gdm [370/557] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:49:59 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/31/21 22:52:43] jacob1 [30/436] has challenged buzel [429/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:51 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/01/21 14:56:04] zgrep [121/520] has challenged jacob1 [345/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:21:09 is added to zgrep's clock.
[08/01/21 22:47:23] jacob1 [75/436] has challenged lightstalker [213/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/02/21 08:03:00] CompanionCube [346/446] has come upon jacob1 [210/436] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:43:58 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[08/02/21 14:21:50] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:42:52 towards level 50.
[08/03/21 00:21:22] BUSY [161/396] has come upon jacob1 [117/436] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:58:42 is removed from BUSY's clock.
[08/03/21 16:01:48] kenyon, popey, and hare [595/1423] have team battled jacob1, Tenorman, and vectr0n [764/1257] and lost! 0 days, 09:17:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/21 17:12:57] jacob1 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:38:07 from level 50.
[08/03/21 21:41:08] jacob1 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:49:47 from level 50.
[08/03/21 21:49:36] jacob1 [358/436] has come upon krin [25/329] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:37:38 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/04/21 03:55:47] Finley [73/459] has come upon jacob1 [26/436] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:13:31 is removed from Finley's clock.
[08/04/21 04:17:12] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:19:57 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 13:03:28] jacob1 [307/436] has come upon DownAndUp [67/276] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:45:11 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/07/21 16:02:44] Lord255 [129/457] has challenged jacob1 [350/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Lord255's clock.
[08/07/21 18:59:45] jacob1 [56/436] has come upon pfoley [117/359] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:48:27 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/08/21 13:44:05] VikaNezrimaya [143/331] has challenged jacob1 [66/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:22 is removed from VikaNezrimaya's clock.
[08/10/21 06:41:12] brycec [282/383] has challenged jacob1 [271/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:21:53 is removed from brycec's clock.
[08/10/21 10:07:07] kiska [56/234] has challenged jacob1 [431/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to kiska's clock.
[08/10/21 12:42:28] jacob1 [149/436] has challenged cremefresh [251/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:39 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/10/21 20:25:32] jacob1 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:09 from level 50.
[08/10/21 21:03:41] jacob1 [184/453] has challenged chiastre [317/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/11/21 03:45:30] golgy [448/466] has come upon jacob1 [258/453] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:24:48 is removed from golgy's clock.
[08/11/21 08:46:48] jacob1 [439/453] has challenged iiriix [257/378] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:20:48 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/11/21 22:49:49] buzel [552/727] has challenged jacob1 [29/453] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:25:05 is removed from buzel's clock.
[08/13/21 07:24:33] A_Dragon, ToHellWithGA, and kenyon [1397/1620] have team battled Pricey, pastly, and jacob1 [943/1353] and won! 0 days, 13:23:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/21 15:58:36] edk [569/695] has challenged jacob1 [349/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:50:00 is removed from edk's clock.
[08/14/21 02:00:48] hockpa2e [30/431] has challenged jacob1 [327/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:12:32 is added to hockpa2e's clock.
[08/14/21 02:37:16] jacob1 [168/453] has come upon MadMan [77/481] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:19:27 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/15/21 07:07:01] jacob1 [136/453] has challenged CodeGeek [429/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:27:54 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/16/21 04:23:35] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:20 towards level 51.
[08/16/21 13:49:35] VonToutCourt [6/427] has challenged jacob1 [416/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[08/18/21 08:25:15] Togra [79/654] has challenged jacob1 [14/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:08:02 is removed from Togra's clock.
[08/18/21 08:58:17] jacob1, shikhin, and laama [454/1324] have team battled elf, JigmeDatse, and crank [394/1602] and won! 0 days, 12:11:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/21 17:42:32] cornfeedhobo [202/340] has challenged jacob1 [202/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/18/21 17:42:32] cornfeedhobo has dealt jacob1 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:48:13 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/18/21 19:16:43] pfoley, jacob1, and Paganel [910/1443] have team battled KeboDK, JigmeDatse, and "\@_ [417/1129] and won! 0 days, 08:15:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/21 17:43:38] jacob1 [428/453] has come upon nya [470/753] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:26 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/20/21 05:03:01] jacob1 [388/685] has challenged keepermurph [259/367] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:18:00 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/20/21 14:04:05] jacob1 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:10:06 from level 52.
[08/21/21 00:55:09] nCrazed, golgy, and jacob1 [1075/1544] have team battled gettu, spex, and The_Decryptor [266/1487] and won! 0 days, 00:12:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/21 11:50:01] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:32:41 towards level 52.
[08/22/21 13:42:34] vegadark, Wolf, and soltys [948/1579] have team battled JeDa, jacob1, and bagels [102/1663] and won! 0 days, 00:30:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/21 08:08:37] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:52 towards level 52.
[08/27/21 09:25:46] pztrn [110/397] has come upon jacob1 [199/685] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:45:51 is added to pztrn's clock.
[08/28/21 00:32:01] jacob1 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:11:59 from level 52.
[08/28/21 01:23:51] ShinobiChileno [273/384] has challenged jacob1 [155/753] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:25 is removed from ShinobiChileno's clock.
[08/28/21 02:23:05] io [230/561] has challenged jacob1 [464/753] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to io's clock.
[08/28/21 06:40:48] munkis and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/21 07:30:18] jacob1 [152/753] has challenged "\@_ [411/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:03:14 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/30/21 08:09:36] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:27 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 15:27:36] jacob1 [185/753] has come upon Quack [254/293] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:25:32 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/30/21 19:50:00] CharlieAngel, Way, and jacob1 [1416/1730] have team battled soltys, TauPan, and Covid-19 [510/1578] and won! 0 days, 02:44:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/21 21:30:19] jacob1 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:54:38 from level 52.
[08/31/21 04:37:43] trashcatt [247/256] has challenged jacob1 [609/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to trashcatt's clock.
[08/31/21 11:25:24] jacob1 [351/759] has challenged sky [30/377] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:12:54 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/31/21 14:38:25] tswsl, pwae, and pztrn [640/1328] have team battled jacob1, AlexS, and Mlajzuk [715/1565] and lost! 1 day, 03:22:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/21 17:04:22] Sherpard2, jacob1, and Ankhers [1051/1978] have team battled gettu, nya, and Yarosh [605/1685] and won! 0 days, 04:44:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/21 01:50:51] Alys [38/188] has challenged jacob1 [755/759] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Alys's clock.
[09/04/21 04:13:49] jacob1 [498/759] has come upon Disruptor [256/391] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:59:29 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/04/21 15:06:02] gettu [466/528] has challenged jacob1 [437/759] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from gettu's clock.
[09/05/21 02:02:39] bookworm [299/417] has challenged jacob1 [349/759] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:15:01 is added to bookworm's clock.
[09/05/21 15:06:17] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:24 towards level 53.
[09/06/21 08:09:45] jacob1 [690/759] has challenged thornrag [243/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:09:29 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/07/21 04:18:26] jacob1 [660/759] has come upon cornfeedhobo [143/365] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:25:54 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/07/21 04:18:26] jacob1 has dealt cornfeedhobo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:14:58 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/07/21 22:46:51] jacob1 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:01 towards level 53.
[09/08/21 13:28:14] JackyB [183/353] has challenged jacob1 [594/759] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to JackyB's clock.
[09/08/21 16:25:11] jacob1 [283/759] has challenged Lnk [705/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:06:47 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/08/21 16:44:22] spex stole jacob1's level 60 helm while they were sleeping! spex leaves their old level 33 helm behind, which jacob1 then takes.
[09/08/21 22:05:32] clubbprez [260/322] has challenged jacob1 [24/729] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:04 is removed from clubbprez's clock.
[09/09/21 07:07:30] MELOONi [414/715] has come upon jacob1 [582/729] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:31:30 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[09/10/21 10:01:22] apb [116/545] has challenged jacob1 [173/729] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to apb's clock.
[09/10/21 13:52:20] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:58 towards level 53.
[09/10/21 15:36:17] Algernon [1/505] has challenged jacob1 [362/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:22:54 is added to Algernon's clock.
[09/11/21 05:22:33] jacob1 [662/903] has challenged SCSi [222/493] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/11/21 05:48:00] jacob1, bookworm, and washclof [738/1822] have team battled li, buyoq, and t3chn0 [1048/1279] and lost! 0 days, 09:25:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/21 08:59:15] sheu, washclof, and BastelBot [627/1519] have team battled Kronan, JigmeDatse, and jacob1 [1650/1810] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/21 11:49:31] CrashOverride, Jens, and Algernon [586/1501] have team battled t3chn0, Kritzefitz, and jacob1 [645/1824] and lost! 0 days, 16:24:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/21 15:22:20] buyoq [30/338] has challenged jacob1 [549/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to buyoq's clock.
[09/12/21 01:15:10] nya, tsr, and CrashOverride [37/1661] have team battled jacob1, misha, and Crazycatlady [826/1938] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/21 10:39:40] Chuck, jacob1, and pants [227/1938] have team battled ChowderKeg, Centrixx, and drahthaar [549/1897] and lost! 0 days, 00:52:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/21 13:46:49] jacob1 misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:37:20 from level 54.
[09/13/21 09:57:11] hdm, TauPan, and sheu [1127/1758] have team battled Koffa, wille, and jacob1 [1470/1869] and lost! 0 days, 01:05:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/21 11:04:27] CodeGeek, CharlieAngel, and Platonides [1544/1714] have team battled jacob1, Yuhno, and yano [96/1731] and won! 0 days, 01:58:54 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/21 05:16:16] iiriix, sky, and Kurenai [721/1128] have team battled jacob1, pztrn, and Plato [239/1689] and won! 0 days, 00:11:37 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/21 19:44:03] TimWolla [201/587] has challenged jacob1 [630/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:19:09 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[09/16/21 20:05:08] Covid-19 [98/493] has come upon jacob1 [235/903] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:06:58 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[09/17/21 06:16:26] Jones [166/184] has challenged jacob1 [256/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Jones's clock.
[09/18/21 15:54:43] jacob1 [546/903] has challenged hax404 [70/419] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:40:45 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/19/21 13:29:04] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:13 towards level 54.
[09/20/21 06:50:58] Acolarh, Bkid, and ToHellWithGA [958/1811] have team battled buZz, pandakekok, and jacob1 [489/1672] and won! 0 days, 17:51:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/21 20:33:48] jacob1 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:46:56 from level 54.
[09/21/21 11:35:53] jacob1 [896/903] has come upon sky [409/418] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:18:24 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/21/21 12:10:56] spex [503/507] has challenged jacob1 [482/903] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:38:33 is removed from spex's clock.
[09/22/21 02:14:14] d4n13L [384/411] has challenged jacob1 [145/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:03:53 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[09/22/21 08:47:19] jacob1 and kptr have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/21 05:26:50] Chuck, CompanionCube, and hdm [278/1638] have team battled Karen, jacob1, and Tenedos [147/1875] and won! 0 days, 01:50:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/21 15:16:23] jacob1 and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/21 11:28:02] tsr [129/466] has come upon jacob1 [134/903] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:58:52 is added to tsr's clock.
[09/25/21 19:37:12] jacob1 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:56 towards level 54.
[09/25/21 21:05:01] jacob1 and Theleveler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/21 05:27:01] ShinobiChileno [372/392] has challenged jacob1 [170/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:48 is removed from ShinobiChileno's clock.
[09/26/21 07:09:52] jacob1 [593/903] has challenged clubbprez [208/359] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:22:32 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/27/21 04:59:33] jacob1 and sheu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/21 06:33:00] jacob1 [205/903] has challenged blabber [385/434] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:43:33 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/27/21 07:20:14] jacob1 [483/903] has come upon MetaNova [263/429] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:59:35 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/28/21 23:54:42] jacob1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:55:19 from level 55.
[09/29/21 13:37:45] jacob1 and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/21 03:19:36] jacob1 [596/903] has come upon nya [149/579] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:37:05 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/02/21 01:01:54] jacob1 [466/903] has come upon scornn [176/416] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:25:33 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/02/21 08:13:23] Affliction and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/21 10:36:52] buzel [340/735] has challenged jacob1 [160/903] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from buzel's clock.
[10/04/21 21:12:32] jacob1 and V have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/21 00:16:30] jacob1 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:27 towards level 55.
[10/06/21 16:21:04] jacob1 and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/21 16:45:33] clubbprez, buZz, and jacob1 [1478/1748] have team battled Platonides, Bluedog, and Kurenai [13/2019] and won! 0 days, 07:28:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/21 03:41:31] jacob1 [736/903] has challenged tomhek [43/390] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:47 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/07/21 06:42:07] jacob1 [723/903] has challenged canton7 [458/600] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:45:06 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/07/21 11:56:58] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:58 towards level 55.
[10/07/21 12:29:41] Sherpard2, Disruptor, Lord255, and jacob1 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/07/21 16:30:19] jacob1 [120/903] has challenged GilbertErik [5/518] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:19:57 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/08/21 06:32:14] jacob1 [28/903] has come upon kenyon [243/649] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:27:12 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/08/21 10:56:41] hdm [51/675] has come upon jacob1 [57/903] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:38:52 is added to hdm's clock.
[10/08/21 22:08:42] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:50:33 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 14:18:07] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:39:58 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 19:22:22] kline, Syloq, and jacob1 [1891/1917] have team battled Theleveler, MrMagoo, and Puff [116/1426] and won! 3 days, 16:55:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/21 01:17:44] jacob1 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:58:10 towards level 56.
[10/10/21 13:11:12] io [110/695] has come upon jacob1 [471/903] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:32:06 is added to io's clock.
[10/12/21 14:11:10] "\@_, StalkR, and Zaratustra [808/1349] have team battled Iines, Reilly, and jacob1 [1438/2339] and lost! 0 days, 02:26:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/21 06:42:20] jacob1 [436/903] has come upon edk [645/803] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:07:32 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/13/21 06:49:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 7 days, 06:55:47 toward level 56.
[10/13/21 08:57:50] jacob1, AlexS, and Mattusmindus [1149/1803] have team battled pants, Centrixx, and The_Decryptor [1211/1790] and lost! 0 days, 03:40:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/21 06:05:30] Feoh, pants, and bookworm [1490/1552] have team battled Crazycatlady, hockpa2e, and jacob1 [753/2004] and won! 0 days, 18:40:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/21 10:04:13] jacob1 [152/903] has challenged pztrn [197/441] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/16/21 22:08:15] elf, fattrat, and pwae [66/1660] have team battled keepermurph, HeavyPodda, and jacob1 [1195/1744] and lost! 0 days, 05:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/21 15:05:28] Tangles [224/587] has challenged jacob1 [69/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:33:37 is removed from Tangles's clock.
[10/18/21 11:52:07] MrMagoo [370/429] has challenged jacob1 [11/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:02 is removed from MrMagoo's clock.
[10/18/21 13:36:01] jacob1 and Alarien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/21 20:13:26] sam [356/508] has come upon jacob1 [95/903] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:12:46 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/20/21 01:15:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 4 days, 02:15:47 toward level 57.
[10/20/21 06:31:01] jacob1 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:27:00 from level 57.
[10/20/21 06:34:53] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:05:39 towards level 57.
[10/24/21 18:18:07] jacob1 and Covid-19 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/21 08:57:48] jacob1 was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:34:47 from level 57.
[10/25/21 17:11:22] jacob1, buzzzzz, and Asara [515/1906] have team battled drahthaar, zbe, and Visse [1247/1524] and lost! 0 days, 06:48:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/21 19:00:36] jacob1 learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:32 towards level 57.
[10/27/21 15:27:11] Tangles [584/594] has come upon jacob1 [84/904] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:48:16 is removed from Tangles's clock.
[10/27/21 21:04:08] jacob1 and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/21 01:37:05] jacob1 got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:58:07 from level 57.
[10/30/21 10:16:59] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:37:32 towards level 57.
[10/30/21 19:55:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 4 days, 15:00:21 toward level 57.
[10/30/21 20:24:39] jacob1 [229/904] has come upon Reilly [498/655] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:11:48 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/31/21 00:02:19] jacob1 and laama have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/21 05:16:52] Asara [436/440] has come upon jacob1 [268/904] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:04:15 is removed from Asara's clock.
[10/31/21 18:56:24] Wam [69/268] has come upon jacob1 [145/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:54 is added to Wam's clock.
[10/31/21 23:29:27] ToHellWithGA [208/715] has come upon jacob1 [690/904] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:27:47 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[11/01/21 17:24:08] jacob1 [813/904] has come upon zifnab06 [130/403] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:09:03 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/01/21 20:29:39] Disruptor, gegenschein, and sky [1379/1420] have team battled coding_monk, kptr, and jacob1 [423/1862] and won! 0 days, 14:48:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/21 23:05:19] jacob1 and Ancalagon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/21 07:50:59] jacob1 [633/904] has come upon bsleep [202/702] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:38:49 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/03/21 05:42:29] jacob1 [180/904] has challenged simple [731/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:33:28 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/04/21 03:46:57] jacob1 [191/904] has challenged caeli [391/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:14:11 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/04/21 10:05:06] jacob1, Arch, and womblecat [1823/2208] have team battled bg, krin, and coding_monk [686/1741] and won! 0 days, 03:24:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/21 09:34:10] jacob1 [310/933] has challenged CompanionCube [648/760] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/06/21 10:09:25] MadMan and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/21 01:44:06] Yuhno, drahthaar, and _sh [608/1586] have team battled SCSi, Lnk, and jacob1 [203/2358] and won! 2 days, 11:49:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/21 05:14:45] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:45:10 towards level 58.
[11/07/21 20:00:48] jacob1 and Kronan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/21 12:08:14] Kritzefitz [470/622] has challenged jacob1 [404/933] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:54:34 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[11/08/21 21:01:18] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:01:11 towards level 58.
[11/09/21 01:55:03] kinus, jacob1, and pyre [1175/1587] have team battled A_Dragon, caeli, and Silvanus_Betrium [747/1826] and won! 0 days, 00:17:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/21 23:15:19] jacob1 [646/933] has challenged jjasghar [94/432] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:57:38 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/10/21 00:49:32] jacob1 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:04:22 towards level 58.
[11/10/21 04:18:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 1 day, 01:18:54 toward level 58.
[11/10/21 04:26:00] penguinjoints [258/299] has challenged jacob1 [466/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to penguinjoints's clock.
[11/10/21 16:18:46] nyuszika7h [277/528] has challenged jacob1 [228/933] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:28:10 is removed from nyuszika7h's clock.
[11/12/21 00:15:36] jacob1, pyre, and Centrixx [1674/2025] have team battled Fehu, TimWolla, and Gorek [848/1905] and won! 1 day, 12:41:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/21 12:42:53] jacob1 and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/21 09:24:07] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:27 towards level 58.
[11/16/21 22:39:21] Wolf, Kangie, and AlexS [927/1318] have team battled jacob1, Yuhno, and gegenschein [1492/1972] and lost! 0 days, 06:31:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/21 02:23:00] jacob1 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:58 towards level 58.
[11/17/21 17:52:18] Techman and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/21 23:51:33] Asara [335/464] has come upon jacob1 [534/933] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:05:53 is added to Asara's clock.
[11/18/21 00:00:56] Techman and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/21 02:55:50] jacob1 [80/933] has challenged Sokar [91/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:27:50 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/18/21 03:05:25] KeboDK [159/481] has come upon jacob1 [866/933] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:34:20 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[11/18/21 20:01:56] jacob1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:51:36 from level 58.
[11/19/21 09:53:36] DrinkyBird stole jacob1's level 63 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 48 pair of gloves behind, which jacob1 then takes.
[11/21/21 22:27:27] jacob1 [54/917] has come upon Feoh [207/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:04 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/22/21 01:17:32] jacob1 [739/917] has come upon anarcat [230/830] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:44:34 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/22/21 01:23:36] Phil, sky, and soltys [412/1811] have team battled nawcom, nyuszika7h, and jacob1 [1809/1941] and lost! 0 days, 16:24:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/21 00:17:03] jacob1 [290/917] has challenged buyoq [87/790] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/23/21 05:17:17] jacob1 sharpened the edge of their weapon! jacob1's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/23/21 18:27:35] mrmonday [487/540] has challenged jacob1 [479/938] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:42:37 is removed from mrmonday's clock.
[11/24/21 14:18:25] jacob1, bg, and caeli [2058/2128] have team battled krin, Plato, and Tenorman [1397/1948] and won! 1 day, 19:14:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/21 23:59:27] jacob1 and talisein have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/21 08:02:20] Phil [126/674] has come upon jacob1 [526/938] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:36:28 is added to Phil's clock.
[11/26/21 14:59:06] jacob1 [875/938] has come upon pants [211/610] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:05:20 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/27/21 07:08:11] jacob1 [601/938] has come upon starlink [292/634] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:38:07 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/28/21 21:54:17] Arch [448/570] has challenged jacob1 [890/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:41:38 is added to Arch's clock.
[11/29/21 01:01:59] jacob1 and starlink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/21 01:07:21] jacob1 [735/938] has come upon Affliction [10/551] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:03:37 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/29/21 17:23:43] nawcom, kinus, and uovobw [942/1444] have team battled jacob1, Sokar, and sbp [1544/1944] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/21 07:00:50] CrashOverride, Lord255, and jacob1 [469/2200] have team battled Disruptor, Sokar, and damyan [1516/1637] and lost! 0 days, 03:13:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/21 21:07:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 6 days, 21:45:46 toward level 59.
[12/02/21 05:11:13] jacob1 [934/940] has challenged Syloq [348/547] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:22:03 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/02/21 07:11:36] Silvanus_Betrium [417/634] has challenged jacob1 [151/940] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:37:55 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[12/02/21 10:14:09] jacob1, Fenrik, nawcom, and bananaboat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/21 10:52:49] jacob1 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:10 towards level 59.
[12/04/21 05:04:06] jacob1 [368/940] has challenged Yarosh [78/467] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/04/21 14:13:26] JeDa [687/1054] has come upon jacob1 [912/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:36 is added to JeDa's clock.
[12/05/21 01:10:05] jacob1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:20:27 from level 60.
[12/06/21 22:33:42] crank [231/757] has challenged jacob1 [209/940] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:31:44 is removed from crank's clock.
[12/08/21 04:40:06] jacob1 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:31:01 towards level 60.
[12/08/21 10:16:03] bookworm, freeboson, and KaterinaUwU [1092/1506] have team battled jacob1, sc, and StalkR [1885/2584] and lost! 0 days, 13:47:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/21 10:33:40] jacob1 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:00:05 towards level 60.
[12/08/21 14:15:50] kptr, cfjk, and Feoh [1504/1664] have team battled jacob1, blabber, and damyan [712/1997] and won! 0 days, 23:21:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/21 01:15:45] Majak, Yuhno, and canton7 [1777/1949] have team battled mordac, Feltharell, and jacob1 [1016/1822] and won! 0 days, 13:40:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/21 04:31:30] EddieT137 [67/336] has come upon jacob1 [185/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:01 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[12/10/21 07:01:27] Wolf [118/502] has come upon jacob1 [659/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:34:10 is added to Wolf's clock.
[12/10/21 22:24:03] jacob1 [285/940] has come upon keepermurph [374/410] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:43:20 is added to jacob1's clock.
[12/11/21 16:31:54] jacob1 and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/21 20:56:03] jacob1 fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:45:08 from level 60.
[12/13/21 17:07:13] rawgreaze [300/496] has challenged jacob1 [820/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:26:12 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[12/14/21 02:38:56] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:36:53 towards level 60.
[12/16/21 10:28:59] gildarts, buZz, jacob1, and sbp have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/21 16:25:35] happymeal [0/17] has challenged jacob1 [465/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to happymeal's clock.
[12/17/21 13:22:42] megubyte, kinus, and Paganel [304/1633] have team battled Bluedog, Wam, and jacob1 [1481/2402] and lost! 0 days, 01:24:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/21 20:25:24] jacob1 [142/940] has come upon Sergio [59/668] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:25:48 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/18/21 06:28:31] Norkle, A_Dragon, and kinus [179/1523] have team battled thornrag, jacob1, and hugga [272/1856] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/21 06:36:39] sam, el, and jacob1 [321/2107] have team battled ChowderKeg, aqsd, and Aksej [1133/1685] and lost! 0 days, 08:25:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/21 09:36:01] hugga [161/324] has come upon jacob1 [173/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:27:01 is added to hugga's clock.
[12/22/21 09:56:47] jacob1 and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/21 11:17:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 4 days, 15:47:27 toward level 60.
[12/25/21 02:36:41] jacob1, sky, and csc2ya [1556/2220] have team battled Wam, RussellB, and spex [1738/1909] and lost! 0 days, 01:37:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/21 12:23:52] jacob1 [222/950] has challenged Nysdar [336/533] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to jacob1's clock.
[12/25/21 14:21:49] buzel, Kachin, and Zaratustra [679/2426] have team battled HellSpawn, jacob1, and Lenny_ [313/2050] and won! 2 days, 06:59:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/21 17:34:06] Lord255, pyre, and blackroot [701/1716] have team battled kinus, jacob1, and bookworm [422/2025] and won! 2 days, 10:56:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/21 19:56:07] tswsl [260/532] has come upon jacob1 [69/950] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:53:33 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[12/28/21 03:23:17] sam [555/609] has come upon jacob1 [161/950] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:10:49 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/28/21 05:16:39] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:24:39 towards level 61.
[12/29/21 06:57:53] jacob1 [119/950] has come upon edk [478/946] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:46:21 is added to jacob1's clock.
[12/29/21 08:30:02] jacob1 [453/950] has come upon Puff [626/742] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:35:29 is added to jacob1's clock.
[12/29/21 16:38:09] mrmonday, MadMan, and wille [164/1810] have team battled starlink, blabber, and jacob1 [2170/2175] and lost! 1 day, 04:27:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/21 20:23:57] hdm, jacob1, and bg [1358/2656] have team battled buZz, sam, and Covid-19 [1501/1802] and lost! 3 days, 23:53:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/22 22:10:20] jacob1 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:22:15 towards level 61.
[01/02/22 02:43:22] hdm [491/944] has come upon jacob1 [158/950] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:04:37 is removed from hdm's clock.
[01/02/22 08:26:49] jacob1, Aelane, and hugga [1054/1729] have team battled yNos, Centrixx, and blabber [833/1661] and won! 0 days, 06:03:04 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/22 19:35:39] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:04:30 towards level 61.
[01/03/22 00:50:46] scumola [12/474] has challenged jacob1 [417/950] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to scumola's clock.
[01/04/22 05:24:51] buZz, "\@_, and talisein [415/1883] have team battled Sokar, vectr0n, and jacob1 [1535/1991] and lost! 0 days, 18:00:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/22 09:43:29] jacob1, coding_monk, and Sario [360/1707] have team battled theZoMBiE, MistahKel, and jaxson [877/1862] and lost! 0 days, 05:02:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/22 19:17:18] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:51:30 towards level 61.
[01/05/22 11:57:45] jacob1 [292/950] has come upon Khorne [334/794] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:32:17 is added to jacob1's clock.
[01/06/22 02:49:21] jacob1 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:30:36 from level 61.
[01/07/22 12:11:41] ChowderKeg, buyoq, and jacob1 [2015/2432] have team battled pyre, JigmeDatse, and fattrat [1448/1653] and won! 1 day, 05:12:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/22 01:56:52] jacob1 [503/950] has come upon womblecat [56/761] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:15:39 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/08/22 03:34:05] jacob1 [610/950] has challenged dwfreed [390/1004] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:27:40 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/09/22 03:14:16] Syloq [370/774] has challenged jacob1 [646/950] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to Syloq's clock.
[01/09/22 06:39:34] misha [150/448] has challenged jacob1 [893/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:40:07 is added to misha's clock.
[01/09/22 20:35:15] jacob1 [624/950] has come upon Sherpard2 [166/652] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:51:24 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/10/22 01:07:36] jacob1 [324/950] has come upon style [295/504] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:12:04 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/10/22 01:07:36] jacob1 has dealt style a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:14:49 is added to style's clock.
[01/10/22 21:38:01] jacob1 got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:19:57 towards level 61.
[01/12/22 02:57:03] jacob1 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:16:31 from level 61.
[01/12/22 06:24:49] jacob1 [358/950] has come upon MadMan [356/459] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:14:41 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/15/22 02:13:20] jacob1 [881/950] has come upon Theleveler [559/566] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:17:50 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/15/22 18:45:48] jacob1 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:00 from level 61.
[01/16/22 17:27:49] jacob1 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:47:58 from level 61.
[01/16/22 18:03:38] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:46 towards level 61.
[01/16/22 19:13:05] jacob1 [508/950] has come upon Carl [11/597] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:42:30 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/18/22 16:25:55] JackyB [308/433] has come upon jacob1 [677/950] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:48:58 is added to JackyB's clock.
[01/19/22 04:27:57] kinus [238/468] has challenged jacob1 [883/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:32:57 is added to kinus's clock.
[01/19/22 11:29:19] jacob1 [225/950] has challenged Ancalagon [540/642] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:57:59 is added to jacob1's clock.
[01/19/22 15:30:13] jacob1 [148/950] has challenged Phil [435/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:21:45 is added to jacob1's clock.
[01/19/22 22:34:52] jacob1, V, and BastelBot [1313/2253] have team battled bg, DrinkyBird, and CrashOverride [1376/2002] and lost! 0 days, 23:51:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/22 05:37:52] buzel [636/793] has challenged jacob1 [734/950] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:28:53 is added to buzel's clock.
[01/22/22 07:59:06] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:36 towards level 61.
[01/22/22 14:46:41] ukleinek, Tenorman, and Nysdar [729/1843] have team battled jacob1, sc, and kline [36/2431] and won! 2 days, 04:49:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/22 00:02:40] jacob1 and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/22 09:05:05] thornrag, Bkid, and jacob1 [227/2036] have team battled Carl, Majak, and keepermurph [628/2084] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/22 19:53:19] jacob1 [188/950] has come upon Faradome [446/521] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:09:14 is added to jacob1's clock.
[01/24/22 05:31:38] laama, jacob1, and Jens [1041/1973] have team battled noex, RussellB, and Bluedog [1009/2139] and won! 0 days, 02:16:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/22 12:11:29] jacob1 [33/950] has challenged hdm [979/980] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to jacob1's clock.
[01/26/22 01:48:13] jacob1 and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/22 20:29:11] golgy [134/544] has come upon jacob1 [778/950] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:29:16 is added to golgy's clock.
[01/28/22 00:37:04] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:01:32 towards level 62.
[01/28/22 02:52:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 31 days, 09:46:36 toward level 62.
[01/28/22 17:52:21] jacob1 [11/950] has challenged Togra [390/665] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:30:04 is added to jacob1's clock.
[01/29/22 13:11:45] jacob1 and Sokar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/22 02:11:38] KeboDK [259/620] has come upon jacob1 [309/950] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:53:44 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[02/11/22 15:46:45] jacob1 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:18:07 from level 62.
[02/13/22 13:31:39] jacob1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:14:43 from level 62.
[02/13/22 19:20:27] zbe, Bkid, and jacob1 [1078/2017] have team battled Hirion, strife, and cadfael [123/1807] and won! 0 days, 04:57:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/22 02:06:51] jacob1 [655/950] has challenged Geoff [553/612] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:25:31 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/14/22 23:36:34] jacob1 [61/950] has come upon O[_] [217/606] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:39:21 is added to jacob1's clock.
[02/15/22 06:29:01] sky, HellSpawn, and Tangles [1189/2070] have team battled Sokar, commie, and jacob1 [1054/1929] and won! 0 days, 06:39:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/22 19:00:02] jacob1 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:46 towards level 62.
[02/16/22 20:16:39] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:40:08 towards level 62.
[02/16/22 21:45:18] jacob1 [652/950] has come upon V [379/795] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:30:51 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/21/22 13:46:32] jacob1 and iiriix have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/22 15:38:24] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:36 towards level 62.
[02/21/22 17:10:20] jacob1 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:13 from level 62.
[02/21/22 22:11:31] jacob1 [478/950] has come upon tomhek [424/767] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:58:05 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/22/22 03:40:39] jacob1 [439/950] has challenged ToHellWithGA [268/963] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/23/22 02:42:20] jacob1 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:34:10 from level 63.
[02/23/22 05:32:05] JigmeDatse, anarcat, and sam [484/2281] have team battled jacob1, popey, and pyre [1283/1989] and lost! 2 days, 05:05:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/22 11:47:07] Syloq, DefiantN, and buyoq [875/2091] have team battled jacob1, nawcom, and bsleep [2043/2213] and lost! 0 days, 06:09:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/22 23:56:54] Feltharell [76/610] has challenged jacob1 [924/950] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:59:51 is added to Feltharell's clock.
[02/25/22 15:08:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 21 days, 00:37:46 toward level 63.
[02/26/22 04:15:25] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:08:04 towards level 63.
[02/26/22 19:02:37] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:06:42 towards level 63.
[02/27/22 06:32:43] jacob1 [126/950] has come upon vegadark [554/627] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:22:44 is added to jacob1's clock.
[02/28/22 06:16:41] allo and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/22 07:45:13] HeavyPodda [447/613] has challenged jacob1 [488/950] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/02/22 02:16:42] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:50:51 towards level 63.
[03/02/22 02:20:34] jacob1 [344/950] has challenged dxrt [147/378] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:25:33 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[03/02/22 02:20:34] In the fierce battle, dxrt dropped their level 54 helm! jacob1 picks it up, tossing their old level 33 helm to dxrt.
[03/02/22 04:28:45] jacob1 [427/973] has come upon spex [482/574] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:45:20 is added to jacob1's clock.
[03/03/22 11:26:59] solarsparq [110/683] has challenged jacob1 [261/973] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:47:34 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[03/04/22 20:27:28] rawgreaze [314/529] has challenged jacob1 [676/973] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[03/05/22 03:49:26] jacob1 and hax404 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 10:30:10] Covid-19 and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 23:10:13] jacob1 [58/973] has come upon kptr [464/495] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:57:50 is added to jacob1's clock.
[03/06/22 09:40:26] jacob1 [349/973] has challenged megubyte [205/553] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:35:29 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[03/07/22 09:09:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 5 days, 05:45:30 toward level 63.
[03/08/22 04:16:13] jacob1 [643/973] has challenged Ungoliant [341/462] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:57:50 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[03/08/22 09:12:39] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:41 towards level 63.
[03/08/22 10:39:01] jacob1 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:01:00 from level 63.
[03/08/22 18:09:42] JamCow, sky, and Theleveler [798/1892] have team battled caeli, HellSpawn, and jacob1 [1517/2504] and lost! 1 day, 00:08:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/22 00:22:41] jacob1 [943/977] has challenged ToHellWithGA [671/963] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[03/09/22 08:26:20] jacob1 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:51:45 towards level 64.
[03/09/22 11:19:43] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:56:59 towards level 64.
[03/09/22 16:06:33] yano, jacob1, and Feltharell [1783/2175] have team battled bg, Bahhumbug, and Paganel [833/2016] and won! 0 days, 01:51:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/22 16:24:42] jacob1 and Togra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/22 05:57:10] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:26:32 towards level 64.
[03/10/22 05:58:22] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:29:29 towards level 64.
[03/11/22 03:54:14] jacob1 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:03:08 towards level 64.
[03/11/22 13:52:20] ZOTTA [300/386] has challenged jacob1 [406/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[03/12/22 09:39:06] BastelBot, Sokar, and tmberg [817/1855] have team battled sid3windr, jacob1, and Fenrik [743/2523] and won! 2 days, 04:37:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/22 01:48:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 10 days, 00:52:01 toward level 64.
[03/15/22 15:26:40] jacob1 [37/977] has come upon Asara [413/475] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:20:08 is added to jacob1's clock.
[03/15/22 16:19:42] Khorne, kptr, and Angelina [2142/2205] have team battled jacob1, jaxson, and simple [1307/2365] and won! 2 days, 01:18:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/22 20:37:08] nya and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/22 17:27:15] jacob1 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:35 towards level 64.
[03/16/22 18:57:15] EddieT137 [209/417] has challenged jacob1 [874/977] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[03/18/22 18:07:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 4 days, 08:07:08 toward level 64.
[03/19/22 03:56:39] Wolf [490/794] has challenged jacob1 [376/977] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[03/19/22 14:10:35] V, ahmubashshir, and Platonides [616/1708] have team battled jacob1, rawgreaze, and coding_monk [359/2158] and won! 0 days, 01:15:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/22 01:46:33] csc2ya [310/705] has come upon jacob1 [621/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:39:48 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[03/20/22 23:50:31] jacob1 [273/977] has challenged starlink [70/705] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:39:18 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[03/21/22 16:37:47] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:32:07 towards level 65.
[03/21/22 21:03:58] jacob1 [550/977] has come upon postikana [21/441] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:18:48 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[03/21/22 23:27:14] jacob1 [706/977] has challenged tswsl [442/544] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:32:16 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[03/22/22 03:40:59] eising, jacob1, and judahnator [1594/2066] have team battled Sokar, Ecko, and sc [1902/1929] and lost! 2 days, 18:22:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/22 08:38:16] jacob1 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jacob1's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/24/22 18:40:26] krin and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/22 04:14:58] solarsparq, brycec, jacob1, and valek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/22 20:41:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jacob1 with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 13:45:26 from level 65.
[03/26/22 21:50:51] jacob1 [399/965] has challenged Psilocybe [309/746] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:16:37 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[03/27/22 15:15:32] jacob1 [447/965] has come upon Lnk [354/721] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:13:31 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[03/28/22 04:57:03] jacob1 [118/965] has challenged valek [554/673] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:05:48 is added to jacob1's clock.
[03/28/22 11:54:53] jacob1 [198/965] has come upon talisein [473/760] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:09:13 is added to jacob1's clock.
[03/29/22 01:49:57] Ankhers [477/647] has challenged jacob1 [876/965] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[03/29/22 12:59:51] hax404 [470/514] has come upon jacob1 [223/965] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:15:08 is removed from hax404's clock.
[03/29/22 16:42:28] jacob1 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:10:24 towards level 65.
[03/29/22 21:05:04] M144 [443/694] has challenged jacob1 [253/965] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:45:29 is removed from M144's clock.
[03/30/22 13:41:11] jacob1 [309/965] has come upon TauPan [524/598] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:00:23 is added to jacob1's clock.
[03/31/22 09:48:55] Sokar and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/22 17:14:07] Sherpard2 [334/656] has challenged jacob1 [342/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:06:29 is added to Sherpard2's clock.
[03/31/22 18:41:16] Hirion, Malvolio, and opcode [1075/1447] have team battled Al-bot, Paganel, and jacob1 [251/2035] and won! 0 days, 10:10:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/22 13:54:07] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:44 towards level 65.
[04/02/22 06:12:46] jacob1 [318/965] has come upon Bkid [390/483] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:44:17 is added to jacob1's clock.
[04/02/22 09:22:25] Tangles [327/778] has challenged jacob1 [287/965] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:01:20 is removed from Tangles's clock.
[04/03/22 22:24:50] jacob1 got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:16:44 towards level 65.
[04/04/22 02:25:22] Kritzefitz [720/936] has come upon jacob1 [640/965] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:01:42 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[04/05/22 08:27:33] Mattusmindus, JamCow, and Alarien [2445/2506] have team battled hax404, jacob1, and Cockatrice [169/1872] and won! 5 days, 21:14:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/22 21:21:25] pasquale [170/312] has challenged jacob1 [45/965] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:28:12 is removed from pasquale's clock.
[04/06/22 14:39:01] sheu, Ralle, and eising [11/1758] have team battled jacob1, StalkR, and Pinkman [1091/2494] and lost! 0 days, 09:37:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/22 17:02:39] jacob1 [567/965] has challenged zifnab06 [443/729] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:53:29 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/07/22 00:54:45] Aksej [159/560] has challenged jacob1 [211/965] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to Aksej's clock.
[04/07/22 17:53:46] jacob1 [745/965] has come upon Techman [553/950] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:03:03 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/08/22 13:10:59] jacob1 [564/965] has challenged pyre [4/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:00:00 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/08/22 19:39:40] Ecko [11/424] has come upon jacob1 [745/965] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:15:22 is added to Ecko's clock.
[04/08/22 20:31:41] TheGreatest, kenyon, and Tabmow [1549/1562] have team battled jacob1, t3chn0, and Sombra [1415/2457] and won! 0 days, 01:48:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/22 02:32:50] jacob1 [480/965] has come upon MELOONi [188/885] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:32:44 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/11/22 22:49:44] jacob1 [924/965] has challenged Grimbeorn [50/230] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:23:08 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/12/22 02:10:01] freeboson, jacob1, and coding_monk [1096/2325] have team battled _sh, jayvee, and xbill [1062/2543] and won! 5 days, 06:16:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/22 16:20:09] jacob1 [412/965] has challenged kenyon [112/833] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:56:07 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/13/22 17:47:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 3 days, 20:11:02 toward level 66.
[04/16/22 02:42:37] jacob1 [481/965] has come upon jaxson [241/456] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:55:00 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/16/22 06:46:28] Hirion and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/22 10:23:44] jacob1 and megubyte have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/22 21:46:23] postikana, Alys, and SirBummelz [1625/1806] have team battled Ungoliant, CrashOverride, and jacob1 [1777/2163] and lost! 1 day, 08:05:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/22 12:46:34] jacob1 [873/965] has come upon Pricey [150/585] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:44:31 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/17/22 18:42:07] BastelBot [51/508] has challenged jacob1 [825/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:05:56 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[04/18/22 05:57:18] jacob1, soltys, and cremefresh [1941/2400] have team battled CornFly, tsr, and pants [1549/2169] and won! 3 days, 16:34:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/22 13:01:08] jacob1 was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:01:59 from level 66.
[04/30/22 19:09:31] MadMan [206/465] has challenged jacob1 [391/965] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to MadMan's clock.
[05/01/22 04:17:03] jacob1 [406/965] has come upon pwae [602/651] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:25:00 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/01/22 06:24:29] jacob1 [573/965] has come upon unicron [211/690] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:18:01 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/01/22 23:51:26] Omega [724/733] has challenged jacob1 [59/965] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:17:57 is removed from Omega's clock.
[05/02/22 11:10:40] Nechayev [246/550] has challenged jacob1 [722/965] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[05/02/22 12:53:28] jacob1 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:49:47 from level 66.
[05/02/22 22:04:20] jacob1 [56/965] has come upon jayvee [638/751] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:30:29 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/03/22 19:53:45] jacob1 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:33:18 from level 66.
[05/03/22 21:32:53] jacob1 [205/965] has come upon pants [759/914] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:04:15 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/05/22 04:53:29] elf [579/610] has come upon jacob1 [797/965] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:29:13 is added to elf's clock.
[05/05/22 08:51:08] invisiblek and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/22 17:39:47] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:11:36 towards level 66.
[05/06/22 01:13:48] jacob1 fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! jacob1's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/07/22 00:53:26] jacob1 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:56:48 from level 66.
[05/08/22 17:44:35] Fam0r and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/22 16:33:14] jacob1 [902/959] has challenged pants [463/914] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:20:37 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/10/22 07:36:17] jacob1 [30/959] has challenged zifnab06 [362/803] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:22:48 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/11/22 09:41:36] jacob1 [460/959] has challenged krin [453/884] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:34:01 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/11/22 14:17:35] jacob1 [923/959] has come upon crank [147/718] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:04:54 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/12/22 05:55:54] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:10 towards level 66.
[05/12/22 08:04:26] jacob1 and iiriix have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/22 09:04:09] Lord255, Thorael, and mordac [1119/2373] have team battled jacob1, SCSi, and signofzeta [566/2216] and won! 2 days, 22:47:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/22 05:29:09] Alarien, unicron, and Feltharell [1100/2056] have team battled HellSpawn, t3chn0, and jacob1 [2193/2818] and lost! 2 days, 07:27:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/22 02:44:04] jacob1 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:59 towards level 66.
[05/14/22 13:57:00] jacob1 [631/962] has challenged pants [826/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:35 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/15/22 01:22:24] jacob1 [480/962] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [11/633] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:18 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/15/22 01:22:27] jacob1 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:59:26 from level 67.
[05/15/22 10:16:28] jacob1 [810/962] has come upon dyvonna [343/601] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:18:44 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/15/22 15:21:37] apb, slim, and Covid-19 [1325/1770] have team battled JigmeDatse, Togra, and jacob1 [2026/2362] and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/22 00:23:59] buyoq, jacob1, and Lenny_ [759/2424] have team battled VonToutCourt, tomgus1, and kenyon [1335/2022] and lost! 1 day, 11:50:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/22 05:26:12] DrinkyBird [235/834] has come upon jacob1 [286/962] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:07:09 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[05/16/22 07:41:00] omero and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/22 17:12:39] jacob1 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:22:59 from level 67.
[05/19/22 15:51:29] MELOONi, Makhno, and ion [1326/2099] have team battled womblecat, jacob1, and Kritzefitz [2653/2966] and lost! 1 day, 05:03:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/22 00:23:48] Pinkman [471/770] has challenged jacob1 [873/962] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:09:01 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[05/20/22 16:38:43] jacob1 [689/962] has come upon Covid-19 [15/546] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:04:01 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/21/22 04:26:50] Paganel [48/669] has come upon jacob1 [738/962] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:06:36 is added to Paganel's clock.
[05/21/22 08:30:12] jacob1 [881/962] has challenged DrinkyBird [389/834] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:13:42 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/21/22 15:13:38] bananaboat, talisein, and sky [1983/2042] have team battled jacob1, scumola, and StalkR [2132/2173] and lost! 1 day, 00:19:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/22 15:40:35] TauPan [491/810] has challenged jacob1 [30/962] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:25:47 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[05/21/22 18:27:35] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:34:01 towards level 67.
[05/22/22 00:53:50] jacob1, tomgus1, and Alarien [304/1921] have team battled dyvonna, washclof, and Fehu [1350/2050] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/22 15:17:53] jacob1 was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:34:57 from level 67.
[05/23/22 17:00:15] jacob1 [784/962] has challenged yano [320/689] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:41:05 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/23/22 21:31:07] jacob1 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:39:13 from level 67.
[05/24/22 02:43:21] V, CrashOverride, and jacob1 [2080/2400] have team battled gegenschein, Affliction, and freeboson [1011/2224] and won! 4 days, 17:17:48 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/22 17:52:27] irina [2/25] has challenged jacob1 [684/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to irina's clock.
[05/25/22 06:07:25] jacob1 [197/962] has challenged nyuszika7h [525/679] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:19:14 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/25/22 18:42:46] jacob1 [516/962] has come upon pwae [428/652] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:18:11 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/26/22 02:23:46] Nuae [231/543] has come upon jacob1 [548/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:11:26 is added to Nuae's clock.
[05/26/22 07:50:03] sc, crank, and Geoff [2224/2324] have team battled jacob1, Hex, and gegenschein [71/2362] and won! 0 days, 01:39:41 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/22 15:08:31] jacob1 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:18:42 from level 67.
[05/27/22 17:22:09] Theleveler [437/700] has come upon jacob1 [825/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:05:25 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[05/29/22 14:42:05] jacob1 [105/962] has come upon Bahhumbug [597/706] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:07:24 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/29/22 21:58:05] bobvador, _sh, and SCSi [1031/2194] have team battled caeli, GilbertErik, and jacob1 [110/2537] and won! 0 days, 06:47:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/22 01:49:34] jacob1 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:57:13 from level 67.
[05/30/22 05:00:46] jacob1 [279/962] has come upon shikhin [442/834] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:32:33 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/30/22 13:39:11] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:46 towards level 67.
[05/30/22 14:06:14] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:26:46 towards level 67.
[06/01/22 14:36:07] jacob1 learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:49 towards level 67.
[06/02/22 01:22:19] jacob1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:11:09 from level 67.
[06/02/22 06:18:34] jacob1 [457/962] has come upon tsr [626/745] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:45:26 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/03/22 11:21:16] crank and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/22 12:18:29] jacob1 fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:43:32 from level 67.
[06/06/22 05:23:14] jacob1 [53/962] has challenged slim [95/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:42:47 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/08/22 09:05:06] jacob1 [67/962] has come upon Geoff [245/588] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:38:00 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/09/22 03:56:22] jacob1 left their weapon out in the rain to rust! jacob1's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/10/22 05:19:15] jacob1, ryp, and Lnk [1086/2484] have team battled Wolf, KindOne, and tsr [1694/2071] and lost! 0 days, 08:37:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/22 07:53:30] "\@_, sc, and jacob1 [1636/2760] have team battled Gorek, herald, and _sh [1090/2460] and won! 1 day, 02:29:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/22 07:40:55] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:29 towards level 67.
[06/12/22 10:49:21] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:44 towards level 67.
[06/12/22 15:47:28] Sokar and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 01:47:01] xbill and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 09:51:06] jacob1, Aelane, and Forud [133/2524] have team battled ion, ToHellWithGA, and Minus [1844/2178] and lost! 0 days, 04:06:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/22 15:43:45] adamus1red, jacob1, and VonToutCourt [2908/3045] have team battled CrashOverride, heisenbug, and crank [1544/2073] and won! 0 days, 03:45:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 16:49:15] Yuhno and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 19:40:16] AlexS, SirBummelz, and jacob1 [485/2382] have team battled talisein, HellSpawn, and Alarien [2105/2353] and lost! 0 days, 01:53:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/22 23:54:14] jacob1 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:16 towards level 67.
[06/14/22 02:48:24] jacob1, Nuae, and jaxson [912/1944] have team battled Thorael, dxrt, and cremefresh [2064/2108] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/22 07:24:24] jacob1 [118/943] has challenged Wam [977/1029] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/14/22 22:05:37] Carl, jacob1, and "\@_ [1379/2535] have team battled hdm, sky, and CompanionCube [1383/2460] and lost! 6 days, 03:31:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/22 07:15:14] pyre and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/22 10:08:52] AlexS and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/22 16:23:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jacob1 with fire, slowing the heathen 29 days, 15:25:54 from level 68.
[06/18/22 12:45:28] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:22:16 towards level 68.
[06/18/22 21:27:57] heisenbug, jacob1, and bobvador [1044/2416] have team battled blabber, EddieT137, and Destruia [477/2236] and won! 1 day, 11:31:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/22 12:43:20] io [630/792] has come upon jacob1 [89/948] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:05:58 is removed from io's clock.
[06/20/22 05:39:16] xbill and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/22 07:06:42] RussellB, jacob1, and postikana [911/2220] have team battled Puff, Acolarh, and tmberg [1649/2296] and lost! 2 days, 00:03:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/22 16:54:37] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:15:40 towards level 68.
[06/21/22 16:58:51] jacob1 [729/948] has challenged yano [146/728] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:38:25 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/22/22 13:57:31] jacob1 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:59:07 from level 68.
[06/23/22 15:20:33] jacob1 [604/948] has come upon canton7 [274/653] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:35:16 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/23/22 22:03:29] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:27:41 towards level 68.
[06/24/22 23:14:37] StalkR [640/729] has challenged jacob1 [619/948] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:51:50 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[06/25/22 09:25:55] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:51:16 towards level 68.
[06/25/22 10:03:53] herald and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/22 11:16:53] jacob1 [282/948] has challenged talisein [649/765] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:51:20 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/25/22 21:22:34] slim, postikana, and noex [1093/1315] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, jacob1, and Jens [522/2173] and won! 0 days, 09:49:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/22 13:39:20] jacob1 [583/948] has come upon sky [626/653] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:07:44 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/27/22 00:03:43] jacob1 [909/948] has come upon tswsl [69/539] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:43:53 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/28/22 06:09:08] jacob1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:55:30 from level 68.
[06/28/22 18:39:05] jacob1 [848/948] has challenged sam [260/688] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:30:54 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/29/22 10:42:24] womblecat [205/1064] has challenged jacob1 [807/948] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:26:30 is added to womblecat's clock.
[06/30/22 21:14:58] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:07:03 towards level 68.
[07/01/22 00:50:11] Juan [107/558] has challenged jacob1 [297/948] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:23:18 is added to Juan's clock.
[07/01/22 06:52:44] jacob1 [859/948] has come upon Aksej [561/586] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:11:03 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/01/22 07:30:50] jacob1 [82/948] has come upon jaxson [349/510] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:23:12 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/01/22 13:52:50] jacob1 [92/948] has challenged Ferris [596/635] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:20:12 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/01/22 15:53:14] jacob1 [238/948] has challenged Sokar [410/564] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:48:29 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/01/22 21:54:30] jacob1 [578/948] has challenged KindOne [12/487] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:34:54 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/02/22 18:47:04] kenyon [313/982] has challenged jacob1 [405/948] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to kenyon's clock.
[07/02/22 22:02:29] jacob1, scumola, and TheSilentLink [1303/2288] have team battled TheGreatest, gildarts, and heisenbug [1514/1645] and lost! 4 days, 00:41:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/22 04:14:10] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:00:00 towards level 68.
[07/19/22 12:40:31] jacob1 sharpened the edge of their weapon! jacob1's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/22 14:52:06] jacob1 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:25:04 towards level 68.
[07/22/22 03:34:51] jacob1 [190/968] has challenged buzel [683/701] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:01:53 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/22/22 11:02:10] Thorael, gildarts, and jacob1 [177/2603] have team battled t3chn0, cremefresh, and hdm [1350/2596] and lost! 0 days, 17:22:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/22 06:18:41] jacob1 [511/968] has come upon kzootech [408/550] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:21:50 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/23/22 12:41:42] Theleveler [819/908] has challenged jacob1 [533/968] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:03:32 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[07/23/22 16:21:51] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:22 towards level 68.
[07/24/22 17:33:00] bananaboat [92/833] has come upon jacob1 [77/968] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:25:12 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[07/24/22 17:37:40] jacob1 [616/968] has come upon herald [396/684] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:15:26 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/25/22 16:52:08] jacob1 got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:37:25 from level 68.
[07/25/22 18:52:35] womblecat, jacob1, and soltys [587/2931] have team battled Techman, ufo-piloot, and MrMagoo [245/2110] and won! 2 days, 03:09:46 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/22 05:10:31] slim and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/22 12:31:14] jacob1 [390/968] has come upon fstrelok [223/348] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:38:31 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/26/22 19:54:03] jacob1 [106/968] has come upon Yarosh [218/487] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:17:58 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/27/22 15:32:21] cremefresh and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/22 03:46:12] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:01:36 towards level 68.
[07/30/22 10:43:15] jacob1 [194/968] has come upon dwfreed [55/899] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:46:36 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/31/22 22:17:58] jacob1 [378/968] has challenged Koffa [459/679] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/02/22 01:23:23] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:27:06 towards level 69.
[08/04/22 05:42:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 21 days, 15:48:02 toward level 69.
[08/04/22 15:17:10] jacob1 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:09:41 from level 69.
[08/06/22 07:49:31] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:39:24 towards level 69.
[08/06/22 10:37:53] kenyon and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/22 11:12:20] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:01:42 towards level 69.
[08/08/22 15:43:29] jacob1 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:55:53 from level 69.
[08/08/22 16:01:17] Tenorman [127/667] has challenged jacob1 [571/968] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:41:20 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[08/10/22 02:50:35] jacob1 [401/968] has come upon Sokar [108/565] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:03:13 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/10/22 17:48:37] jacob1 and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/22 07:22:40] jacob1 and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/22 08:28:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 3 days, 18:18:55 toward level 69.
[08/12/22 01:59:03] <rainchick> [229/592] has challenged jacob1 [920/968] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to <rainchick>'s clock.
[08/12/22 02:51:08] SirBummelz [530/711] has challenged jacob1 [793/968] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to SirBummelz's clock.
[08/12/22 16:37:56] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:36 towards level 69.
[08/13/22 03:32:02] jacob1 [651/968] has come upon BUSY [153/555] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:38:56 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/13/22 06:01:05] jacob1 [121/968] has come upon blabber [474/842] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:35:14 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/13/22 09:24:41] aqsd [365/565] has challenged jacob1 [254/968] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:07:13 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[08/13/22 12:51:18] jacob1 [461/968] has come upon bookworm [70/699] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:33:03 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/14/22 02:08:31] zbe, tsr, and dyvonna [325/2033] have team battled talisein, jacob1, and Aksej [301/2311] and won! 0 days, 15:30:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/22 05:33:35] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:24:20 towards level 69.
[08/16/22 06:38:41] cadfael [181/888] has challenged jacob1 [925/968] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:36:26 is added to cadfael's clock.
[08/16/22 11:39:44] jacob1 [866/968] has challenged Pinkman [168/825] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:40:37 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/17/22 06:57:35] jacob1 and nyuszika7h have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/22 09:17:08] Lord255 and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/22 17:17:02] jacob1, kptr, and pasquale [318/2397] have team battled Sokar, JamCow, and munkis [1316/2266] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/22 20:01:43] launchd, bg, and TheSilentLink [2203/2256] have team battled elf, jacob1, and sky [1087/2438] and won! 0 days, 04:41:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/22 04:50:38] jacob1 and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/22 19:56:04] jacob1 [807/968] has challenged achin [172/719] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:55:15 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/20/22 09:46:17] jacob1 [397/968] has come upon Jens [44/574] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:14:15 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/20/22 22:26:59] jacob1 [891/968] has challenged zbe [47/749] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/21/22 13:20:47] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:52:30 towards level 70.
[08/23/22 06:07:56] pfoley, kzootech, and Syloq [1564/2163] have team battled Puff, jacob1, and Ankhers [1959/2428] and lost! 2 days, 03:23:48 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/22 07:16:55] jacob1 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:05:39 towards level 70.
[08/23/22 18:37:49] jacob1 [291/968] has come upon jayvee [350/765] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:51:38 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/23/22 20:25:09] jacob1 sharpened the edge of their weapon! jacob1's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/22 03:56:09] jacob1 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:32:18 from level 70.
[08/25/22 16:17:48] KyloRen [351/400] has come upon jacob1 [154/990] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:35:12 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[08/25/22 20:15:22] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:00:24 towards level 70.
[08/25/22 23:49:09] jacob1 and Pinkman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/22 07:34:06] jacob1 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! jacob1's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/27/22 11:03:15] jacob1 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:33:12 from level 70.
[08/28/22 12:56:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 15 days, 19:46:02 toward level 70.
[08/29/22 01:56:31] Lord255 and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/22 05:59:50] jacob1 [937/986] has come upon el [589/700] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:10:45 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/29/22 11:51:26] jacob1 and nyuszika7h have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/22 02:14:43] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:06:27 towards level 70.
[08/31/22 10:11:28] Chuck [153/632] has come upon jacob1 [139/986] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 05:48:25 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[09/01/22 16:00:14] jacob1 [553/986] has challenged talisein [403/762] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:53:42 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/01/22 22:01:34] jacob1 [342/986] has challenged DrinkyBird [362/895] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:11:54 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/01/22 22:11:17] jacob1 sharpened the edge of their weapon! jacob1's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/22 08:17:51] d4n13L [405/535] has challenged jacob1 [162/1010] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:22:56 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[09/03/22 06:05:47] jacob1, washclof, and brycec [1927/3015] have team battled t3chn0, VOID, and VonToutCourt [3000/3020] and lost! 2 days, 04:12:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/22 19:40:44] jacob1 [34/1010] has come upon Thorael [243/954] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:01:36 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/05/22 13:23:43] jacob1 lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:22:58 from level 70.
[09/05/22 21:21:30] jacob1 [409/1010] has challenged Yarosh [67/493] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:28:47 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/06/22 00:46:51] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:04 towards level 70.
[09/06/22 01:22:18] jacob1 [104/1010] has challenged Fenrik [592/927] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:22:53 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/07/22 15:52:44] Gorek and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/22 09:42:56] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:07:58 towards level 70.
[09/09/22 03:38:25] Khorne and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/22 21:15:37] jacob1 [263/1010] has come upon MELOONi [350/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:07:09 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/10/22 17:26:53] Ecko [633/952] has challenged jacob1 [40/1010] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:01:09 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[09/11/22 16:56:02] jacob1 [619/1010] has come upon RussellB [671/881] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:27:34 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/11/22 21:09:45] jacob1 [635/1010] has come upon dyvonna [400/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:50:17 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/12/22 09:51:10] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:11 towards level 70.
[09/12/22 18:43:56] jaxson, Carl, and Psilocybe [1171/2446] have team battled Alarien, jacob1, and Thorael [1661/2576] and lost! 2 days, 02:46:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/22 08:29:52] jacob1 [235/1010] has come upon ToHellWithGA [766/1028] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:18:26 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/13/22 12:49:15] jacob1 and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/22 16:01:41] jacob1 [1002/1010] has come upon jjasghar [290/725] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:34:19 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/13/22 20:58:24] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:12 towards level 70.
[09/14/22 03:13:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 1 day, 04:11:15 toward level 70.
[09/14/22 13:38:45] jacob1 [992/1010] has challenged ahmubashshir [506/609] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:34:16 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/14/22 14:08:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 38 days, 22:06:03 toward level 71.
[09/14/22 19:08:24] jacob1 and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/22 10:55:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 5 days, 13:00:03 toward level 71.
[09/16/22 20:58:07] talisein, Ungoliant, and sc [201/2326] have team battled A_Dragon, <rainchick>, and jacob1 [1544/2654] and lost! 0 days, 05:51:46 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/22 10:30:20] drahthaar, Asara, and jacob1 [2049/2574] have team battled adamus1red, Misza, and damyan [1493/2370] and won! 0 days, 20:50:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/22 18:34:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 1 day, 20:25:39 toward level 71.
[09/17/22 21:22:11] jacob1 [253/1010] has challenged Paganel [49/596] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:29:32 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/18/22 16:58:41] jacob1 [744/1010] has come upon sam [527/698] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:35:47 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/18/22 19:26:43] jacob1 [571/1010] has challenged bookworm [118/695] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:45 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/18/22 19:26:43] jacob1 has dealt bookworm a Critical Strike! 12 days, 14:54:05 is added to bookworm's clock.
[09/18/22 20:12:44] jacob1 [598/1010] has challenged Alarien [128/612] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:46:43 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/20/22 15:37:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jacob1 with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 02:14:53 from level 72.
[09/21/22 14:09:32] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:18:54 towards level 72.
[09/22/22 07:53:11] Techman and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/22 20:15:33] Affliction and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/22 06:16:11] jacob1 [384/1010] has come upon kptr [363/507] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:09:14 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/23/22 23:53:08] ChowderKeg [661/789] has challenged jacob1 [702/1010] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:04:32 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[09/25/22 02:03:44] jacob1 got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:26:09 towards level 72.
[09/25/22 03:28:10] jacob1 [222/1010] has come upon V [205/691] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:44:30 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/25/22 06:38:13] rawgreaze, CrashOverride, and jacob1 [1700/2606] have team battled sbp, Paganel, and vegadark [1003/1931] and won! 5 days, 20:42:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/22 01:45:48] jacob1 and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/22 01:23:31] blabber, DownAndUp, and womblecat [1271/2583] have team battled Alarien, Theleveler, and jacob1 [1105/2547] and won! 1 day, 21:31:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/22 23:12:43] jacob1 has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:27:58 from level 72.
[10/01/22 00:08:37] jacob1 [724/1010] has come upon theZoMBiE [289/591] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:53:07 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/01/22 05:29:41] jacob1 [29/1010] has challenged nya [589/1210] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:34:34 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/01/22 15:56:49] xbill and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/22 04:02:15] jacob1 lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:15:19 from level 72.
[10/03/22 14:55:33] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:17:48 towards level 72.
[10/04/22 07:40:08] jaxson, munkis, jacob1, and CrashOverride have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/22 10:23:02] Chuck [151/679] has come upon jacob1 [125/1010] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:22:36 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[10/04/22 17:26:46] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:27 towards level 72.
[10/05/22 05:53:10] sbp, eising, and ChowderKeg [60/1821] have team battled DrinkyBird, vegadark, and jacob1 [2275/2579] and lost! 0 days, 06:42:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/22 09:40:16] Paganel, jacob1, and SirNeo [1886/2087] have team battled V, Stevland, and TimWolla [525/2494] and won! 0 days, 21:22:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/22 15:26:17] t3chn0, LeD, and Yarosh [1535/1933] have team battled jacob1, ChowderKeg, and HellSpawn [151/2732] and won! 0 days, 03:53:08 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 05:29:19] Carl, SirNeo, and jacob1 [1043/2343] have team battled pants, scumola, and Tabmow [326/2725] and won! 0 days, 15:44:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 13:54:19] jacob1, nyuszika7h, and Fenrik [2752/2891] have team battled Kurenai, Paganel, and sam [948/1998] and won! 0 days, 01:45:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 15:57:21] jacob1 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:34:58 from level 72.
[10/09/22 01:15:15] Misza, jacob1, and gegenschein [2354/3090] have team battled RussellB, HellSpawn, and Techman [1032/2792] and won! 0 days, 09:24:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/22 02:39:14] Silvanus_Betrium, CompanionCube, and tsr [659/2311] have team battled JigmeDatse, jaxson, and jacob1 [868/2273] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/22 03:15:10] jacob1 [137/1010] has challenged Misza [42/1015] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:40 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/10/22 13:01:24] jacob1 [492/1010] has challenged caeli [845/993] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:38:12 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/11/22 03:20:17] MELOONi [516/936] has challenged jacob1 [724/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:12 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[10/11/22 05:03:53] jacob1 and pasquale have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/22 09:03:37] Notir, jacob1, and BastelBot [2375/2382] have team battled Omega, EddieT137, and xbill [2491/2818] and lost! 2 days, 21:15:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/22 13:27:38] SuzakuMedli [65/601] has challenged jacob1 [698/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:41:05 is added to SuzakuMedli's clock.
[10/12/22 17:35:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jacob1 with fire, slowing the heathen 33 days, 04:34:41 from level 73.
[10/12/22 18:33:50] CompanionCube [515/929] has come upon jacob1 [491/1010] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:05:02 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[10/13/22 15:15:36] Cirdan, Finley, and muirrum [1256/2029] have team battled Zaratustra, jacob1, and JamCow [858/2874] and won! 0 days, 00:00:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/22 16:27:26] JigmeDatse [60/740] has come upon jacob1 [610/1010] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:26:57 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[10/14/22 00:08:54] jacob1 and Togra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/22 20:44:32] jacob1 [706/1010] has challenged signofzeta [149/971] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:37:34 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/15/22 20:44:32] In the fierce battle, signofzeta dropped their level 286 pair of boots! jacob1 picks it up, tossing their old level 271 pair of boots to signofzeta.
[10/15/22 23:53:21] jacob1 [126/1027] has come upon jayvee [92/764] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 00:06:17 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/16/22 00:14:20] jacob1 [661/1027] has come upon CornFly [470/594] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:00:17 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/16/22 01:50:01] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:58:05 towards level 73.
[10/16/22 07:17:20] jacob1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:45:03 from level 73.
[10/16/22 15:30:48] buyoq, Russell, and xbill [938/2873] have team battled el, laama, and jacob1 [462/2463] and won! 1 day, 13:29:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/22 06:33:50] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:20:08 towards level 73.
[10/19/22 01:56:30] Covid-19 [660/1021] has come upon jacob1 [853/1027] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:39:01 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[10/19/22 08:06:25] jacob1 [765/1027] has come upon Khorne [974/1023] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:20:52 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/20/22 01:54:32] jacob1 [115/1027] has come upon munkis [353/861] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:44:32 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/20/22 02:02:21] jacob1 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:02:11 towards level 73.
[10/20/22 12:29:23] zbe [879/1040] has come upon jacob1 [438/1027] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:20:52 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/20/22 17:09:09] jacob1 [531/1027] has challenged Asara [604/638] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:38:55 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/20/22 20:09:48] xbill [300/943] has challenged jacob1 [691/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:47:27 is added to xbill's clock.
[10/22/22 16:07:14] jacob1 [561/1027] has come upon buzel [376/855] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:58:28 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/22/22 17:16:40] jacob1 got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:44:11 towards level 73.
[10/23/22 00:22:49] jacob1 [825/1027] has challenged contyk [537/696] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:12:01 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/23/22 00:22:49] jacob1 has dealt contyk a Critical Strike! 2 days, 11:48:45 is added to contyk's clock.
[10/23/22 01:51:51] vegadark, jacob1, and ToHellWithGA [1958/2682] have team battled CornFly, bobvador, and zifnab06 [1973/2124] and lost! 2 days, 19:27:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/22 17:52:13] jacob1 learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:23:58 towards level 73.
[10/24/22 20:42:19] jacob1 [454/1027] has come upon bsleep [483/948] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:11:18 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/25/22 06:01:56] jacob1 [377/1027] has come upon TheSilentLink [547/717] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:45:57 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/26/22 06:49:46] sc [397/732] has come upon jacob1 [992/1027] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:45:53 is added to sc's clock.
[10/27/22 01:10:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jacob1 with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 23:45:48 from level 73.
[10/27/22 14:15:22] talisein, Berserker, and jacob1 [1166/1993] have team battled Kronan, Geoff, and Zaratustra [1716/2118] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/22 07:06:14] jacob1 and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/22 11:50:11] jacob1 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:05:23 towards level 73.
[10/28/22 15:37:57] jacob1 and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/22 08:33:38] jacob1 [12/1027] has challenged Crazycatlady [536/723] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:49:30 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/29/22 12:38:53] Ankhers, KindOne, and ToHellWithGA [1971/2183] have team battled Crazycatlady, judahnator, and jacob1 [2164/2256] and lost! 0 days, 16:32:46 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/22 15:02:32] dwfreed, Fehu, and RussellB [1174/2367] have team battled BenDover, jacob1, and Nuae [1782/2194] and lost! 0 days, 06:01:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/22 00:57:52] heisenbug and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/22 07:16:24] jacob1 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:47:20 towards level 73.
[10/31/22 11:40:56] jacob1 got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:52:46 towards level 73.
[11/01/22 14:31:36] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:44:36 towards level 73.
[11/01/22 22:20:29] jacob1 misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:50:17 from level 73.
[11/03/22 08:57:23] Ankhers [470/712] has challenged jacob1 [215/1027] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:35:10 is removed from Ankhers's clock.
[11/04/22 06:11:46] jacob1, BastelBot, and Lnk [2275/2424] have team battled Pricey, noex, and Platonides [787/1935] and won! 2 days, 15:54:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/22 02:00:12] jacob1 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:38:18 from level 73.
[11/05/22 20:49:15] _sh [730/776] has come upon jacob1 [465/1027] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:55:37 is removed from _sh's clock.
[11/06/22 06:36:08] jacob1 [397/1027] has come upon spex [569/1062] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:10:07 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/06/22 18:42:58] jacob1 and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/22 08:39:35] jacob1 [649/1027] has come upon KindOne [263/465] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:33:40 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/08/22 23:32:25] jacob1 and Platonides have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/22 00:40:04] buzel [784/855] has challenged jacob1 [765/1027] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:32:12 is removed from buzel's clock.
[11/12/22 06:46:40] brycec [842/993] has challenged jacob1 [357/1027] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:23:55 is removed from brycec's clock.
[11/12/22 09:25:47] jacob1 [435/1027] has come upon ToHellWithGA [330/1030] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:05:12 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/13/22 09:18:24] jacob1 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:58:35 towards level 73.
[11/13/22 18:44:41] jacob1 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:39:12 from level 73.
[11/13/22 21:00:13] csc2ya [15/824] has challenged jacob1 [737/1027] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:50:12 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[11/13/22 23:55:21] Misza [967/1011] has challenged jacob1 [415/1027] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:45:47 is removed from Misza's clock.
[11/14/22 13:56:57] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:50 towards level 73.
[11/16/22 01:00:42] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:13 towards level 73.
[11/16/22 01:35:41] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:52 towards level 73.
[11/16/22 06:07:16] bobvador [219/1068] has challenged jacob1 [674/1027] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:19:07 is added to bobvador's clock.
[11/19/22 05:21:23] jacob1 [1021/1027] has challenged TimWolla [796/895] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:15:57 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/19/22 13:01:47] jacob1, Stevland, and achin [1371/2570] have team battled Ecko, elf, and TimeWarp [613/2502] and won! 4 days, 10:19:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/22 19:11:12] jacob1 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:08:11 towards level 74.
[11/21/22 04:47:54] jacob1 and hax404 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/22 21:36:35] jacob1 [180/1027] has challenged Destruia [537/736] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:50:34 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/23/22 11:53:33] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:56:35 towards level 74.
[11/23/22 18:46:30] gdm [534/560] has challenged jacob1 [614/1027] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:49:31 is added to gdm's clock.
[11/23/22 19:10:58] jacob1 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:00:37 from level 74.
[11/23/22 20:37:30] jacob1 [373/1027] has come upon ToHellWithGA [495/1037] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:44:53 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/23/22 23:20:17] Pinkman [457/866] has come upon jacob1 [458/1027] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:03:15 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[11/24/22 04:27:16] jacob1 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:23:31 towards level 74.
[11/24/22 22:05:23] jacob1 [88/1027] has come upon spex [889/1079] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:26:14 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/24/22 22:10:33] tswsl and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/22 02:58:45] cadfael, Ankhers, and ZOTTA [1443/2248] have team battled kenyon, dwfreed, and jacob1 [2826/3064] and lost! 1 day, 06:07:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/22 18:23:29] solarsparq [590/689] has challenged jacob1 [121/1027] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:19:04 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[11/26/22 01:50:23] Cirdan, jacob1, and signofzeta [982/3024] have team battled AlexS, iiriix, and kenyon [738/2146] and won! 0 days, 13:55:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/22 08:26:21] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:24:15 towards level 74.
[11/27/22 21:01:44] jacob1 [83/1027] has come upon RussellB [239/944] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:15:04 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/28/22 10:46:27] rs and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/22 18:21:33] jacob1 [322/1027] has come upon kinus [520/544] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:55:21 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/30/22 13:29:35] jacob1 [771/1027] has come upon Cockatrice [355/743] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:54:37 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/30/22 18:06:22] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:31:06 towards level 74.
[11/30/22 19:24:59] Silvanus_Betrium [478/676] has challenged jacob1 [189/1027] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:03:14 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[12/01/22 11:55:37] Wolf, Nuae, and jacob1 [1406/2512] have team battled Zaratustra, Jens, and kptr [126/1818] and won! 1 day, 00:14:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/22 21:06:45] CompanionCube, idlegood, and zifnab06 [1687/2079] have team battled jacob1, sc, and Wolf [879/2580] and won! 9 days, 19:55:35 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/22 23:59:46] tswsl, io, and vadas [1390/2192] have team battled gusto, jacob1, and Ganonk [879/2040] and won! 0 days, 04:36:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/22 04:32:57] zbe [573/1076] has challenged jacob1 [219/1027] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:20:23 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/02/22 04:32:57] In the fierce battle, jacob1 dropped their level 37 shield! zbe picks it up, tossing their old level 36 shield to jacob1.
[12/03/22 08:39:24] jacob1 [870/1026] has challenged Lnk [654/830] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:47:54 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/03/22 15:31:45] Mochi [136/156] has challenged jacob1 [949/1026] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to Mochi's clock.
[12/04/22 06:20:27] jacob1 learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:39:43 from level 74.
[12/04/22 10:18:12] jacob1 and signofzeta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/22 12:24:29] jacob1 [558/1026] has come upon kptr [79/476] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:30:57 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/04/22 14:26:14] jacob1 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:24:26 from level 74.
[12/04/22 18:57:38] jacob1 and Bolded have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/22 05:17:33] jacob1 got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:14:41 towards level 74.
[12/07/22 10:55:03] jacob1 [968/1026] has come upon muirrum [179/453] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:41:19 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/07/22 19:04:01] allo [468/646] has challenged jacob1 [777/1026] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:51:34 is added to allo's clock.
[12/07/22 21:03:23] jacob1 [932/1026] has come upon 0x00 [68/330] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:47:16 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/09/22 08:21:52] jacob1 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:20:56 from level 74.
[12/09/22 08:54:10] pyre and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/22 18:08:31] jacob1 [452/1026] has come upon pyre [725/838] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:31:56 is added to jacob1's clock.
[12/11/22 00:54:43] EddieT137, talisein, and jacob1 [498/2759] have team battled jacquesssss, Tangles, and Kachin [721/1991] and lost! 1 day, 05:17:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/22 10:29:41] pwae, Cirdan, jacob1, and Sombra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/22 14:52:34] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:38 towards level 74.
[12/11/22 19:39:06] jacob1, jjasghar, and Paganel [651/2713] have team battled drahthaar, Algernon, and Tangles [1348/2740] and lost! 1 day, 01:41:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/22 14:34:14] io [457/1128] has come upon jacob1 [725/1026] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:24:53 is added to io's clock.
[12/15/22 11:03:47] Andrio [169/633] has challenged jacob1 [797/1026] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to Andrio's clock.
[12/16/22 19:45:06] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:01 towards level 74.
[12/18/22 04:03:42] jacob1 [984/1026] has challenged Finley [329/643] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:00:40 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/19/22 01:03:27] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jacob1 with fire, slowing the heathen 36 days, 10:04:40 from level 75.
[12/19/22 09:12:48] jacob1 [81/1026] has challenged Faradome [454/549] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:13:21 is added to jacob1's clock.
[12/19/22 13:42:00] jacob1 [258/1026] has come upon crysis [129/778] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 18:09:09 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/20/22 05:18:03] rs [442/541] has challenged jacob1 [693/1026] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:24:05 is added to rs's clock.
[12/20/22 09:28:41] SSLbits, rs, and washclof [1348/2172] have team battled Destruia, ion, and jacob1 [1423/2628] and lost! 4 days, 18:26:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/22 20:56:56] jacob1 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:02:57 from level 75.
[12/20/22 21:09:19] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 18:40:49 towards level 75.
[12/21/22 06:36:43] jacob1 [702/1026] has come upon fstrelok [330/642] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:30:18 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/22/22 03:28:50] cadfael [730/792] has challenged jacob1 [91/1036] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:10:47 is removed from cadfael's clock.
[12/22/22 15:50:28] jacob1, tomgus1, and Kurenai [505/2345] have team battled achin, hax404, and gradator [1438/1741] and lost! 0 days, 04:55:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/22 21:59:05] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:13:46 towards level 75.
[12/24/22 00:51:06] DownAndUp and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 21:43:50] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:18:22 towards level 75.
[12/25/22 18:54:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 8 days, 07:37:46 toward level 75.
[12/26/22 06:24:13] kenyon, Puff, jacob1, and pasquale have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/22 07:28:27] jacob1 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jacob1's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/22 10:09:44] jacob1 [923/1039] has come upon Tangles [427/751] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:09:50 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/27/22 05:34:37] CornFly, jacob1, and thornrag [2343/2408] have team battled caeli, wille, and Platonides [2302/2371] and won! 0 days, 14:35:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/22 08:18:16] jacob1 [843/1039] has come upon kenyon [823/891] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:04:12 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/29/22 04:32:20] jacob1 misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:57:07 from level 75.
[12/29/22 19:04:02] jacob1 and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/22 21:13:33] el, Alarien, and simple [642/2368] have team battled jacob1, AlinConstantin, and Dan [593/2209] and won! 1 day, 13:26:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/22 10:40:02] jacob1 broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:01:50 from level 75.
[12/31/22 02:41:47] jacob1 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jacob1's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/22 15:20:49] jacob1 [838/1042] has challenged StalkR [557/887] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:17:34 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/31/22 19:20:33] kzootech, aqsd, jacob1, and nawcom have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/22 21:27:46] jacob1 and signofzeta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/23 10:25:01] jacob1 [460/1042] has challenged Centrixx [0/1063] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:38:11 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/01/23 17:26:50] JigmeDatse [217/737] has come upon jacob1 [406/1042] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:07:56 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[01/02/23 06:08:29] Crazycatlady [655/722] has come upon jacob1 [762/1042] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:06:03 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/02/23 07:07:18] kenyon and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/23 10:55:54] Techman and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/23 16:22:43] Chuck, jacob1, and Yarosh [115/2253] have team battled Theleveler, Drin, and vadas [1980/2072] and lost! 0 days, 09:42:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/23 16:35:49] jacob1 [438/1042] has come upon kenyon [26/905] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:07:36 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/07/23 12:58:46] jacob1 [331/1042] has challenged unicron [566/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:39 is added to jacob1's clock.
[01/07/23 21:11:04] jacob1 [956/1042] has challenged gildarts [583/829] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:08:19 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/09/23 02:34:12] kenyon and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/23 08:10:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 33 days, 05:26:22 toward level 76.
[01/11/23 13:28:58] jacob1 [489/1042] has come upon gdm [510/543] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:23:48 is added to jacob1's clock.
[01/12/23 14:59:23] jacob1 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:18:28 towards level 76.
[01/13/23 03:37:52] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:23 towards level 76.
[01/13/23 09:59:05] Forud [829/919] has challenged jacob1 [864/1042] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to Forud's clock.
[01/13/23 10:31:54] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:19:53 towards level 76.
[01/13/23 20:07:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jacob1 with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 12:08:20 from level 76.
[01/14/23 13:02:39] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:03:37 towards level 76.
[01/14/23 21:24:01] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:43:07 towards level 76.
[01/15/23 23:54:19] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:31:01 towards level 76.
[01/16/23 12:48:36] jacob1 [414/1042] has challenged Faradome [210/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:57:21 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/17/23 14:03:15] Omega [403/1032] has challenged jacob1 [341/1042] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:20:45 is removed from Omega's clock.
[01/17/23 23:57:29] jacob1 [811/1042] has challenged SirNeo [288/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:14:28 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/18/23 12:10:56] jacob1, el, and scumola [2005/2662] have team battled _sh, Covid-19, and Crazycatlady [882/2436] and won! 0 days, 12:35:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/23 17:38:28] jacob1 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:08:39 from level 76.
[01/18/23 21:20:34] ahmubashshir and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/23 01:49:48] crank, pwae, and SirNeo [679/1927] have team battled ZOTTA, yano, and jacob1 [1917/2883] and lost! 1 day, 23:41:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/23 14:09:18] jacob1 [907/1056] has challenged SirBummelz [706/858] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:58:43 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/20/23 21:47:13] AlinConstantin, Cockatrice, and eising [216/2452] have team battled SuzakuMedli, jacob1, and Ganonk [1256/2448] and lost! 3 days, 18:54:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/23 23:50:31] magnor [25/313] has challenged jacob1 [774/1056] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to magnor's clock.
[01/21/23 03:46:44] d4n13L [95/553] has come upon jacob1 [789/1056] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:50:32 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[01/21/23 13:25:03] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:27:14 towards level 77.
[01/21/23 19:51:02] jacob1 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:51:04 from level 77.
[01/22/23 19:38:49] canton7 [839/855] has come upon jacob1 [90/1056] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:51:28 is removed from canton7's clock.
[01/23/23 03:59:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 13 days, 16:42:28 toward level 77.
[01/23/23 06:07:06] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:40:26 towards level 77.
[01/23/23 08:40:42] jacob1 [180/1056] has challenged rawgreaze [859/1008] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:03:26 is added to jacob1's clock.
[01/23/23 13:08:52] jacob1 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:43:36 from level 77.
[01/23/23 23:28:19] misha, ToHellWithGA, and jacob1 [2155/2890] have team battled blabber, CrashOverride, and nowz [1992/2246] and won! 1 day, 01:05:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/23 20:40:01] Nysdar and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/23 09:09:02] dyvonna, HeavyPodda, and SSLbits [1227/1933] have team battled ion, jacob1, and Stevland [176/2963] and won! 7 days, 04:16:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/23 22:30:39] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:50:17 towards level 77.
[01/27/23 04:07:10] jacob1 [41/1058] has come upon enteral [133/712] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:02:34 is added to jacob1's clock.
[01/27/23 23:40:08] AlinConstantin and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/23 00:19:25] jacob1 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:24:31 from level 77.
[01/28/23 07:57:08] jacob1, yano, and Wolf [2827/2948] have team battled kptr, Misza, and enteral [1335/2319] and won! 2 days, 21:15:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/23 14:54:43] jacob1 [98/1058] has come upon fstrelok [208/660] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:19:49 is added to jacob1's clock.
[01/29/23 03:43:31] Silvanus_Betrium, t3chn0, and caeli [2580/2895] have team battled jacob1, ttrs, and Wam [35/2481] and won! 3 days, 19:32:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/23 05:00:36] fstrelok [20/662] has challenged jacob1 [675/1058] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:48:34 is added to fstrelok's clock.
[01/29/23 12:20:17] wowbagger, gusto, and Lnk [1732/2076] have team battled Forud, jacob1, and Matthew [912/2554] and won! 0 days, 03:35:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/23 03:55:02] jacquesssss [154/302] has come upon jacob1 [1002/1058] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:29:21 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[01/30/23 04:29:17] jacob1, idleneutral, and Omega [1936/2676] have team battled HellSpawn, yano, and nya [290/3284] and won! 1 day, 14:16:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/23 07:14:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jacob1 with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 00:42:37 from level 77.
[02/01/23 03:21:16] jacob1, blabber, and cornfeedhobo [2549/2775] have team battled KingPimpCommand, elf, and kzootech [1329/1584] and won! 6 days, 15:21:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/23 16:30:08] Clarth [253/406] has challenged jacob1 [458/1058] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Clarth's clock.
[02/02/23 01:19:31] jacob1 [426/1058] has challenged CodeGeek [718/1045] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:29:01 is added to jacob1's clock.
[02/02/23 03:11:01] jacob1 [271/1058] has come upon idleneutral [565/586] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:52:37 is added to jacob1's clock.
[02/04/23 08:30:43] laama [342/617] has challenged jacob1 [806/1058] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:26:41 is added to laama's clock.
[02/04/23 12:31:33] Gorek [782/1015] has challenged jacob1 [437/1058] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:11:03 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[02/05/23 13:12:18] jacob1 [163/1058] has come upon unicron [389/658] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:47:55 is added to jacob1's clock.
[02/06/23 04:10:46] Bluedog, jacob1, and Togra [1061/2575] have team battled JamCow, Matthew, and GRIZZLYMAN [1338/2002] and lost! 0 days, 06:54:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/23 06:53:06] jacob1 [819/1058] has come upon wowbagger [74/603] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:20:38 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/07/23 10:43:58] Asara [133/855] has challenged jacob1 [199/1058] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to Asara's clock.
[02/07/23 14:46:46] jacob1 [280/1058] has challenged idleevil [480/876] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:50:53 is added to jacob1's clock.
[02/09/23 06:23:51] jacob1 and Angelina have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/23 08:27:05] Angelina [635/721] has come upon jacob1 [827/1058] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:54:15 is added to Angelina's clock.
[02/09/23 09:47:09] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:57:58 towards level 77.
[02/09/23 18:57:43] jacob1 [677/1058] has challenged Dan [525/639] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:36:43 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/10/23 22:24:29] bsleep and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/23 02:37:29] bsleep and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/23 02:56:28] pants, ToHellWithGA, and heisenbug [1258/2963] have team battled jacob1, _sh, and KingPimpCommand [1870/2139] and lost! 0 days, 15:36:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/23 05:39:38] ttrs [216/398] has challenged jacob1 [303/1058] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to ttrs's clock.
[03/25/23 15:06:04] jacob1 [947/1058] has come upon BastelBot [712/765] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:50:54 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[03/25/23 15:31:03] jacob1 [21/1058] has come upon CodeGeek [95/1047] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:40:41 is added to jacob1's clock.
[03/25/23 22:33:15] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:41:26 towards level 77.
[03/26/23 09:48:09] jacob1 [466/1058] has challenged Minus [228/882] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:04:39 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[03/27/23 15:46:15] GRIZZLYMAN [165/444] has challenged jacob1 [229/1058] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:47 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[03/27/23 19:17:18] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:22 towards level 77.
[03/27/23 20:26:26] xbill, Angelina, and confunctius [2091/2713] have team battled unicron, Drin, and jacob1 [1634/2455] and won! 0 days, 15:43:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/23 10:18:15] jacob1 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:45:32 from level 77.
[03/28/23 20:32:04] BastelBot [60/774] has challenged jacob1 [698/1058] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[03/31/23 05:28:20] jacob1 [505/1058] has come upon MistahKel [78/909] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:15:36 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/02/23 00:43:31] jacob1 was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:50:50 from level 77.
[04/03/23 12:37:55] jacob1 [1037/1118] has challenged Ecko [72/952] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:10:56 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/04/23 03:32:36] jacob1 [406/1118] has challenged tswsl [159/722] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:13:19 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/04/23 12:30:13] jacob1 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:32:11 towards level 78.
[04/05/23 22:22:51] jacob1 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:52:38 towards level 78.
[04/06/23 08:24:36] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:15:34 towards level 78.
[04/07/23 02:52:10] jacob1 lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:39:09 from level 78.
[04/08/23 11:00:05] jacob1, binaryhermit, and idleevil [930/2823] have team battled postikana, adamus1red, and Chuck [113/2082] and won! 0 days, 10:46:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/23 07:03:55] jacob1 [204/1118] has challenged Minus [60/882] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:19:02 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/10/23 12:05:02] MELOONi [275/950] has challenged jacob1 [760/1118] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:25:16 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[04/11/23 06:52:43] Malvolio [28/428] has come upon jacob1 [640/1118] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:05:52 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/13/23 23:09:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 9 days, 04:42:34 toward level 78.
[04/14/23 00:41:43] Lnk [332/817] has come upon jacob1 [495/1118] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:50:09 is added to Lnk's clock.
[04/14/23 19:36:55] jacob1 [700/1118] has come upon slim [127/423] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:34:24 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/15/23 03:03:25] Przemek and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/23 03:26:53] nawcom [813/883] has come upon jacob1 [537/1118] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:36:47 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[04/15/23 20:21:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 3 days, 22:24:32 toward level 78.
[04/16/23 16:03:32] jacob1 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:12:21 from level 78.
[04/16/23 19:38:28] jacob1 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:21 towards level 78.
[04/17/23 00:30:49] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:45 towards level 78.
[04/17/23 00:35:44] jacob1 [335/1118] has come upon Koffa [90/693] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:56:23 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/17/23 13:53:55] jacob1 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:11 towards level 78.
[04/18/23 10:45:07] jacob1 and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/23 19:06:46] jacob1 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:28 from level 78.
[04/18/23 22:07:07] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:56 towards level 78.
[04/19/23 01:56:27] jacob1 [96/1118] has challenged Covid-19 [111/954] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:02:12 is added to jacob1's clock.
[04/19/23 05:01:52] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:09:56 towards level 79.
[04/19/23 07:37:54] jacob1 [1038/1118] has come upon Carl [398/890] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 23:19:06 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/20/23 12:20:03] yano, Kachin, and jacob1 [276/3206] have team battled tomgus1, unicron, and Andrio [945/1853] and lost! 6 days, 04:45:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/23 20:59:14] io [454/1129] has come upon jacob1 [666/1118] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:13:21 is added to io's clock.
[04/21/23 03:07:22] jacob1 [935/1118] has come upon Puff [359/673] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 06:49:07 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/22/23 04:44:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 23 days, 01:19:44 toward level 79.
[04/22/23 07:56:31] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:28:56 towards level 79.
[04/22/23 13:08:33] jacob1 [646/1118] has challenged ion [744/856] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:35:43 is added to jacob1's clock.
[04/22/23 15:36:26] jacob1 [1007/1118] has come upon gradator [169/533] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:51:55 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/22/23 17:06:10] jacob1 fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:32:24 from level 79.
[04/22/23 18:13:48] jacob1 [872/1118] has come upon Aksej [297/1019] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:57:01 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/22/23 19:40:54] jacob1 [915/1118] has come upon crank [13/617] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:30:08 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/23/23 06:37:12] heisenbug [481/732] has come upon jacob1 [424/1118] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:23:12 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/24/23 13:31:27] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:15:24 towards level 79.
[04/25/23 23:18:13] jacob1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:04:53 from level 79.
[04/26/23 07:45:05] jacob1 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:31:06 from level 79.
[04/27/23 07:33:12] HeavyPodda [429/672] has challenged jacob1 [645/1118] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:27:43 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/27/23 18:24:18] jacob1 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:12:37 from level 79.
[04/28/23 05:27:17] jacob1 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:11:31 towards level 79.
[04/30/23 04:26:34] TauPan stole jacob1's level 286 pair of boots while they were sleeping! TauPan leaves their old level 39 pair of boots behind, which jacob1 then takes.
[04/30/23 19:55:28] jacob1 [614/847] has challenged V [0/932] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:50:46 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/01/23 10:58:38] jacob1 [506/847] has challenged gradator [171/533] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:53:04 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/02/23 09:19:11] jacob1 learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:24 towards level 79.
[05/03/23 10:04:18] jacob1 [570/847] has come upon unicron [40/673] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:29:17 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/03/23 12:40:54] jacob1 [424/847] has come upon unicron [148/673] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:35:32 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/03/23 16:32:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 1 day, 16:27:33 toward level 79.
[05/04/23 14:19:58] jacob1 [287/847] has challenged nya [613/1204] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:26:12 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/04/23 16:15:17] sky [410/949] has challenged jacob1 [236/847] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:04:43 is removed from sky's clock.
[05/05/23 13:38:03] jacob1 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 09:14:43 from level 80.
[05/06/23 06:04:59] alephnull, jacob1, and Matthew [393/1923] have team battled nya, Lord255, and JigmeDatse [215/2808] and won! 0 days, 07:38:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/23 12:23:47] jacob1 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:01:26 towards level 80.
[05/06/23 20:12:01] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:37:32 towards level 80.
[05/07/23 06:06:46] jacob1 EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:59:54 from level 80.
[05/07/23 14:00:49] Covid-19 and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/23 18:36:30] jacob1 [812/847] has challenged HeavyPodda [572/653] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:01:16 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/08/23 23:14:11] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:44:40 towards level 80.
[05/10/23 12:07:06] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:52:30 towards level 80.
[05/10/23 19:16:01] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:08:29 towards level 80.
[05/11/23 03:25:18] jacob1 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:57:21 towards level 80.
[05/11/23 20:56:57] jacob1 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:02:17 from level 80.
[05/11/23 23:22:59] jacob1 [488/847] has come upon KindOne [521/525] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:28:17 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/13/23 22:48:39] Fehu, cpli, and Aksej [654/1968] have team battled jacob1, pwae, and BenDover [209/2139] and won! 0 days, 01:19:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/23 23:49:22] nowz, jacob1, and Ganonk [984/1924] have team battled V, el, and \dev\ice [1013/2411] and lost! 0 days, 03:50:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/23 04:14:42] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:21:42 towards level 80.
[05/15/23 10:11:25] jacob1 [722/847] has challenged Kachin [725/1009] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:32:19 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/17/23 06:55:16] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:44:36 towards level 80.
[05/20/23 03:08:59] eroc1990, jacob1, and Gangsterish [875/2093] have team battled Bolded, JigmeDatse, and Koffa [383/2434] and won! 1 day, 10:00:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/23 06:31:47] gusto, alexlehm, and idleevil [1510/2208] have team battled Kritzefitz, xbill, and jacob1 [456/2968] and won! 0 days, 04:41:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/23 16:12:57] heisenbug and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/23 00:08:20] A_Dragon [439/1120] has come upon jacob1 [422/847] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:46:39 is removed from A_Dragon's clock.
[05/21/23 21:30:31] IFireflyl, Tabmow, and CodeB [603/1994] have team battled d4n13L, jacob1, and m00m00 [314/1753] and won! 0 days, 02:21:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/23 08:10:38] idleevil, jacob1, and Yarosh [1032/2262] have team battled Russell, Nuae, and sam [714/2783] and won! 5 days, 07:33:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/23 12:49:33] TimeWarp [568/775] has challenged jacob1 [27/847] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:34:48 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[05/23/23 17:36:05] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:26:51 towards level 80.
[05/24/23 10:20:26] jacob1 [30/847] has come upon hugga [56/704] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:41:05 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/24/23 13:43:03] jacob1 [768/847] has come upon Fenrik [213/1258] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:46:27 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/24/23 20:00:34] tomhek and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/23 04:04:27] noex [91/521] has challenged jacob1 [366/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:40:59 is added to noex's clock.
[05/25/23 08:31:55] happymeal [15/400] has challenged jacob1 [107/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:45:45 is added to happymeal's clock.
[05/25/23 15:39:54] jacob1 and olsner have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/23 03:16:35] Lnk [331/817] has come upon jacob1 [446/847] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:57:08 is added to Lnk's clock.
[05/26/23 04:32:43] Daikojun and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/23 12:20:58] heisenbug, Bluedog, and Pricey [1177/2099] have team battled Bolded, VonToutCourt, and jacob1 [1625/3206] and lost! 4 days, 03:06:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/23 23:13:59] yano [711/829] has come upon jacob1 [565/847] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:50:23 is removed from yano's clock.
[05/27/23 14:17:55] jacob1 [559/847] has challenged JamCow [379/721] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:04:58 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/27/23 23:32:57] jacob1, Kachin, and shikhin [1550/2820] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, Fenrik, and Centrixx [753/3374] and won! 1 day, 00:16:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/23 05:59:54] MadMan, Ecko, and jacob1 [174/2444] have team battled bfft, boscage, and VonToutCourt [1837/2748] and lost! 0 days, 04:26:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/23 20:26:37] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:57 towards level 80.
[05/31/23 05:17:24] Bluedog, sky, and ToHellWithGA [168/2987] have team battled jacob1, Acolarh, and shikhin [2164/2806] and lost! 4 days, 21:29:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/23 21:14:20] JamCow and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/23 09:44:53] slim [0/471] has challenged jacob1 [763/860] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:44:43 is added to slim's clock.
[06/01/23 13:33:43] jacob1 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:39:56 from level 80.
[06/01/23 18:44:18] jacob1 [517/860] has come upon boscage [330/549] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:23:10 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/02/23 02:21:12] jacob1 [86/860] has come upon tswsl [431/731] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:31:33 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/02/23 03:07:58] jacob1, TimWolla, and SuzakuMedli [1841/2957] have team battled RussellB, Gorek, and JigmeDatse [1659/2788] and won! 1 day, 07:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/23 05:57:02] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:41 towards level 80.
[06/02/23 19:52:54] HeavyPodda, bananaboat, and Pricey [38/1982] have team battled Arch, jacob1, and megubyte [1450/2052] and lost! 1 day, 12:33:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/23 10:03:19] jacob1 [541/860] has come upon kzootech [380/482] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:01:53 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/03/23 12:22:51] jacob1 was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:50 from level 80.
[06/03/23 17:28:40] jacob1 [157/860] has come upon washclof [688/1084] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:08:59 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/04/23 07:27:35] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:32 towards level 80.
[06/04/23 20:45:49] Nysdar and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/23 03:54:13] jacob1 [165/860] has come upon solarsparq [544/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:24:02 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/05/23 13:54:40] Carl [174/886] has challenged jacob1 [316/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:10:13 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/05/23 23:40:49] Mat [216/569] has come upon jacob1 [372/860] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:35:27 is added to Mat's clock.
[06/06/23 21:05:25] jacob1 [652/860] has challenged CodeGeek [131/1038] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:35:22 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/08/23 05:46:00] jacob1, washclof, and dbx12 [2178/2682] have team battled Notir, sc, and gusto [1127/2879] and won! 3 days, 09:00:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/23 23:41:30] jacob1, _sh, and mordac [2151/2539] have team battled slim, idlegood, and dyvonna [962/2260] and won! 10 days, 10:25:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/23 07:53:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jacob1 with fire, slowing the heathen 26 days, 15:53:38 from level 81.
[06/12/23 01:58:18] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:22:08 towards level 81.
[06/12/23 14:07:26] jacob1 [256/860] has come upon HeavyPodda [94/676] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 01:50:05 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/15/23 22:04:19] GRIZZLYMAN [270/670] has challenged jacob1 [800/860] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:44:29 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[06/16/23 08:07:27] jacob1 [247/860] has challenged Paganel [611/753] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:42:23 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/16/23 18:03:04] jacob1 [161/860] has come upon solarsparq [536/710] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:21:21 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/17/23 01:32:49] mordac and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/23 00:03:15] IFireflyl, _sh, and vectr0n [62/2194] have team battled Minus, StalkR, and jacob1 [1268/2690] and lost! 0 days, 13:57:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/23 20:58:41] jacob1 [764/860] has come upon cfjk [561/860] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:13:51 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/19/23 12:27:59] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:19:59 towards level 81.
[06/20/23 00:34:27] kinus [512/778] has challenged jacob1 [108/860] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:11:27 is removed from kinus's clock.
[06/20/23 15:41:08] CodeGeek [866/1038] has challenged jacob1 [630/860] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:52:36 is removed from CodeGeek's clock.
[06/21/23 10:30:00] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:54:01 towards level 81.
[06/21/23 12:54:03] jacob1 [130/860] has come upon IFireflyl [428/526] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:29:37 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/21/23 19:37:01] kenyon and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/23 02:51:55] nawcom [329/929] has challenged jacob1 [200/860] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:16:24 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[06/23/23 15:53:48] Acolarh, Covid-19, and tswsl [1875/2659] have team battled jacob1, Minus, and enteral [794/2760] and won! 2 days, 14:35:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/23 18:37:57] jacob1 [327/860] has come upon soygirl [167/438] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:27:20 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/25/23 04:11:38] jacob1 [232/860] has challenged io [563/1131] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:17:02 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/26/23 18:22:32] jacob1 [542/860] has challenged krustenkaese [150/646] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:39:18 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/27/23 14:43:32] jacob1 [77/860] has come upon caeli [753/790] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:03:16 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/28/23 19:09:42] TheSilentLink, tswsl, and jacob1 [986/2544] have team battled vegadark, Reilly, and ChowderKeg [1246/2451] and lost! 2 days, 02:42:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/23 23:40:35] jacob1 [87/860] has come upon ToHellWithGA [805/1199] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:41:38 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/29/23 06:03:57] jacob1 fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:58:36 from level 81.
[06/29/23 17:04:38] jacob1 [671/860] has come upon CodeGeek [520/1038] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:13:47 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/30/23 19:29:06] gideonstar [49/355] has challenged jacob1 [837/863] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[07/01/23 06:48:31] jacob1 [466/863] has come upon Yarosh [152/533] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:05:27 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/01/23 23:56:03] jacob1 [644/863] has challenged jjasghar [96/1052] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:44:38 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/02/23 18:00:37] alexlehm [355/798] has challenged jacob1 [212/863] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:19:22 is removed from alexlehm's clock.
[07/04/23 13:18:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 6 days, 15:29:08 toward level 81.
[07/04/23 20:48:05] jacob1 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:37:49 towards level 81.
[07/05/23 16:31:01] tmberg, Fehu, and bookworm [382/2212] have team battled Affliction, t3chn0, and jacob1 [2030/2559] and lost! 0 days, 13:36:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/23 07:22:19] jacob1 lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:00:22 from level 81.
[07/06/23 08:31:24] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:14 towards level 81.
[07/06/23 19:23:48] rawgreaze [962/1017] has challenged jacob1 [355/863] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:14:35 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[07/07/23 22:23:41] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:20 towards level 81.
[07/08/23 23:35:54] jacob1 [549/863] has challenged unicron [349/690] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:14:27 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/09/23 12:39:04] caeli [186/694] has challenged jacob1 [247/863] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:09:51 is added to caeli's clock.
[07/10/23 02:08:01] TheSilentLink, jacob1, and hax404 [475/2309] have team battled tass, Covid-19, and idleneutral [1328/2130] and lost! 0 days, 22:16:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/23 21:33:22] jacob1 got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:49 towards level 81.
[07/12/23 10:55:44] yano [539/825] has challenged jacob1 [282/863] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:24:16 is removed from yano's clock.
[07/13/23 06:02:57] washclof and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/23 17:20:49] Asara and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/23 04:14:43] laama [196/949] has challenged jacob1 [256/863] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:16:49 is added to laama's clock.
[07/14/23 10:54:34] nya, jacob1, _sh, and tsr have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/23 12:06:23] jacob1 [154/863] has come upon nya [510/1226] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:55:28 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/14/23 22:16:36] jacob1 [123/884] has challenged Przemek [268/590] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:15:56 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/16/23 00:34:16] jacob1 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:22:00 from level 82.
[07/16/23 03:31:12] jacob1 [368/884] has come upon particleflux [202/526] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 09:02:53 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/16/23 21:11:47] 0x00 [31/367] has challenged jacob1 [292/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:40:07 is added to 0x00's clock.
[07/16/23 23:12:14] wowbagger [239/644] has challenged jacob1 [578/884] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:41:37 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[07/18/23 05:48:08] jacob1 and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/23 16:18:44] Zed_Spiker, d4n13L, and jacob1 [267/2053] have team battled pants, Sombra, and sc [2827/3647] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:15 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/23 15:55:20] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:55:11 towards level 82.
[07/21/23 12:31:39] Ankhers, freeboson, and jacob1 [552/2615] have team battled VonToutCourt, ukleinek, and bobvador [3152/3187] and lost! 1 day, 17:33:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/23 00:39:16] jacob1 [873/884] has challenged Nysdar [647/971] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:37:05 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/22/23 19:16:48] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:04:13 towards level 82.
[07/23/23 10:23:11] jacob1, StalkR, and Platonides [248/2755] have team battled canton7, happymeal, and kinus [501/2084] and lost! 7 days, 08:36:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/23 15:35:49] jacob1 [118/884] has come upon arkie [369/688] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:12:58 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/25/23 13:45:27] jacob1 and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/23 17:27:30] TimWolla and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/23 16:39:43] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:48:51 towards level 82.
[07/27/23 10:10:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 15 days, 05:34:16 toward level 82.
[07/27/23 14:02:59] jacob1 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:15:52 towards level 82.
[07/27/23 18:38:36] jacob1 [866/884] has come upon dyvonna [837/1029] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:35:10 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/27/23 22:11:03] u4ia [15/199] has challenged jacob1 [206/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to u4ia's clock.
[07/29/23 01:07:03] yano [671/814] has come upon jacob1 [103/884] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:20:48 is removed from yano's clock.
[07/29/23 15:15:45] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:45:31 towards level 82.
[08/01/23 16:37:22] style [232/590] has challenged jacob1 [718/884] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:08:45 is added to style's clock.
[08/02/23 07:40:51] jacob1 [400/884] has challenged dwfreed [537/1197] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:43:57 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/02/23 17:42:06] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:34 towards level 82.
[08/03/23 01:45:28] jacob1 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jacob1's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/04/23 07:52:31] jacob1 [261/872] has challenged Mat [76/621] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:08:52 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/04/23 10:23:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 1 day, 01:28:39 toward level 82.
[08/05/23 04:31:53] Zed_Spiker [175/756] has come upon jacob1 [811/872] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:14:04 is added to Zed_Spiker's clock.
[08/05/23 15:17:01] jacob1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:18:08 from level 82.
[08/07/23 16:56:51] jacob1 [669/872] has come upon Nysdar [169/740] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:12:45 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/08/23 18:23:48] jacob1 [684/872] has challenged sam [988/1010] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:38:12 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/09/23 06:11:49] SSLbits, boscage, and Cockatrice [1764/2390] have team battled confunctius, jacob1, and Lnk [1501/2536] and won! 2 days, 14:14:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/23 10:21:14] jacob1 [697/872] has challenged nathan [21/282] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:17:01 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/11/23 06:31:39] dwfreed [984/1197] has challenged jacob1 [339/872] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:15:11 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[08/11/23 15:10:39] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:47:42 towards level 83.
[08/13/23 07:56:17] brycec and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/23 00:43:12] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:35:00 towards level 83.
[08/14/23 10:49:23] jacob1 [486/872] has challenged TimWolla [965/1036] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:40 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/14/23 18:46:19] EddieT137, pants, and jacob1 [183/3163] have team battled dyvonna, gildarts, and idlegood [2559/2643] and lost! 1 day, 00:33:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/23 15:04:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 28 days, 18:40:35 toward level 83.
[08/15/23 23:59:45] jacob1 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:19:30 from level 83.
[08/16/23 08:22:53] anarcat [797/1219] has come upon jacob1 [59/872] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:24:34 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[08/16/23 11:21:33] jacob1 [32/872] has come upon Lilith [36/299] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:38:58 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/17/23 07:05:16] CodeB [407/729] has challenged jacob1 [816/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:39:54 is added to CodeB's clock.
[08/17/23 11:06:08] Sombra [200/1310] has challenged jacob1 [302/872] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:49:30 is added to Sombra's clock.
[08/17/23 11:11:42] Covid-19, jacob1, jacquesssss, and Theleveler have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/17/23 14:56:58] ter0 [178/337] has challenged jacob1 [349/872] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to ter0's clock.
[08/17/23 21:08:29] jacob1 [380/872] has challenged Cockatrice [480/918] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:56:46 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/18/23 06:55:12] jacob1 and Pinkman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/23 02:55:44] t3chn0, hdm, and MetaNova [562/2759] have team battled io, Mat, and jacob1 [1526/2915] and lost! 0 days, 04:07:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/23 17:58:07] jacob1 [451/872] has come upon Affliction [130/806] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:52:37 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/20/23 19:39:00] Cirdan [1035/1047] has come upon jacob1 [140/872] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:40:33 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[08/21/23 05:18:56] idlegood and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/23 18:32:35] jacob1 sharpened the edge of their weapon! jacob1's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/23 18:36:47] jacob1 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jacob1's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/23 22:14:28] io, drahthaar, and dwfreed [1384/3219] have team battled jacob1, Chuck, and SSLbits [717/2272] and won! 6 days, 00:03:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/23 11:23:13] Ecko, gradator, and jacob1 [1555/2542] have team battled Neil, JamCow, and cadfael [1294/2560] and won! 3 days, 07:30:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/23 12:25:49] jacob1 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:52:11 from level 83.
[08/23/23 17:57:16] jacob1 and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/23 09:34:46] jacob1 [692/904] has come upon eising [113/787] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:26:56 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/25/23 15:41:58] jacob1 [50/904] has come upon sam [336/1010] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:02:33 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/25/23 15:44:50] dodecahedron [158/288] has come upon jacob1 [761/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:24 is added to dodecahedron's clock.
[08/26/23 06:52:17] bfft, kptr, and jacob1 [808/2358] have team battled KindOne, kzootech, and vegadark [528/1926] and won! 0 days, 19:01:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/23 15:08:24] Berserker and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/23 07:51:47] jacob1 [596/904] has come upon vegadark [47/764] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:22:37 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/30/23 02:00:16] sam, jacob1, and anarcat [523/3138] have team battled talisein, SirNeo, and linear [513/2040] and won! 0 days, 11:04:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/23 11:16:31] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:04 towards level 83.
[08/30/23 12:05:45] jacob1 [46/904] has come upon kenyon [1178/1194] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:31:51 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/30/23 14:51:17] jacob1 [869/904] has come upon dbx12 [673/777] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:36:07 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/30/23 20:38:06] jacob1 [510/904] has come upon EddieT137 [144/1091] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:49:24 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/31/23 10:49:05] sky [845/953] has challenged jacob1 [500/904] in combat and won! 13 days, 20:04:24 is removed from sky's clock.
[08/31/23 14:54:19] DrinkyBird [164/1255] has come upon jacob1 [96/904] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:47:24 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/31/23 15:18:07] jacob1 [119/904] has challenged tswsl [208/711] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:50:25 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/31/23 15:42:07] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:18:23 towards level 84.
[08/31/23 17:48:35] AlexS and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/23 16:33:57] jacob1 [713/904] has challenged allo [445/806] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:28:39 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/01/23 17:34:13] idleneutral [96/644] has challenged jacob1 [363/904] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:37:10 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[09/02/23 13:49:56] jacob1 and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/23 22:26:25] jacob1 [873/904] has come upon dwfreed [470/1210] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 21:03:18 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/03/23 22:41:54] jacob1 [730/904] has come upon Wolf [209/871] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:59:33 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/03/23 22:46:48] jacob1 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:42:47 from level 84.
[09/04/23 04:12:20] jacob1 [872/904] has come upon Wolf [368/871] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:14:06 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/05/23 13:56:37] StalkR [826/1015] has challenged jacob1 [729/904] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:20:43 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[09/05/23 22:24:14] jacob1 and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/23 06:09:20] jacob1 learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:35:20 from level 84.
[09/06/23 10:01:36] jacob1 [477/904] has challenged kzootech [642/647] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:21:17 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/08/23 01:33:10] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:56:11 towards level 84.
[09/08/23 10:04:48] jacob1 [690/904] has come upon Carl [201/871] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:33:03 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/08/23 23:41:06] Malvolio [382/424] has come upon jacob1 [552/904] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:52:09 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/09/23 03:09:02] jacob1, vegadark, and Sario [852/2443] have team battled nya, Andrio, and vectr0n [2344/2503] and lost! 3 days, 22:15:21 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/23 04:33:29] jacob1 broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:03:14 from level 84.
[09/09/23 15:40:05] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:21:23 towards level 84.
[09/10/23 08:26:31] jacob1 [321/904] has challenged Theleveler [268/653] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:35:17 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/11/23 02:27:51] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:23 towards level 84.
[09/12/23 06:38:03] jacob1 [2/904] has challenged bsleep [760/1331] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:17:08 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/13/23 09:25:02] Stevland, jacob1, and "\@_ [240/3137] have team battled TheSilentLink, EddieT137, and hdm [2639/3063] and lost! 2 days, 18:48:21 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/23 17:08:17] Tabmow [773/919] has come upon jacob1 [791/904] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:23:42 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[09/15/23 00:23:30] jacob1 [337/904] has come upon enteral [752/1024] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:51:25 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/15/23 12:30:45] jacob1 [386/904] has come upon gradator [84/601] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:01:34 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/15/23 12:30:45] jacob1 has dealt gradator a Critical Strike! 13 days, 06:47:18 is added to gradator's clock.
[09/16/23 00:38:10] elegy [3/101] has challenged jacob1 [422/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:42 is added to elegy's clock.
[09/17/23 07:14:56] Sario [278/750] has come upon jacob1 [501/904] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:07:52 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/19/23 03:22:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jacob1 with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 08:40:21 from level 84.
[09/19/23 15:41:33] aqsd, lightstalker, and Techman [1361/2297] have team battled cadfael, alexlehm, and jacob1 [85/2689] and won! 0 days, 20:17:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/23 16:12:51] jacob1 [888/904] has come upon bsleep [2/1331] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:39:20 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/20/23 17:25:53] jacob1 [352/904] has challenged Cockatrice [563/893] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:52:11 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/20/23 21:01:59] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:03:40 towards level 84.
[09/21/23 00:53:38] jacob1 and signofzeta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/23 06:29:03] Geoff [475/598] has challenged jacob1 [704/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:33:19 is added to Geoff's clock.
[09/21/23 16:20:51] Wam [797/1082] has come upon jacob1 [559/904] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:38:07 is removed from Wam's clock.
[09/21/23 16:20:51] Wam has dealt jacob1 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 15:39:16 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/21/23 19:04:39] thornrag [521/706] has challenged jacob1 [317/904] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:28:24 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[09/22/23 05:34:38] jacob1 [136/904] has challenged pwae [583/801] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:24:29 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/23/23 04:40:08] jacob1 [231/904] has challenged jaxson [111/582] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:59:11 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/23/23 23:15:51] jacob1 has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:35:18 from level 84.
[09/25/23 15:25:03] shikhin and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/23 00:48:15] zbe and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/23 02:31:39] yano, Kody, and HeavyPodda [1041/2189] have team battled Sombra, jacob1, and idlegood [854/2883] and won! 0 days, 01:52:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/23 09:45:26] pyre, Silvanus_Betrium, jacob1, and gegenschein have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/23 18:07:30] jacob1 [884/904] has come upon mzumquadrat [368/566] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:26:00 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/27/23 01:41:03] jacob1, KindOne, and Blohsh [339/1885] have team battled Ecko, _sh, and Daikojun [14/2736] and won! 1 day, 19:07:25 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/23 20:27:59] bird [226/239] has challenged jacob1 [158/904] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:36 is removed from bird's clock.
[09/29/23 00:16:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 1 day, 11:15:09 toward level 84.
[09/30/23 04:18:35] Silvanus_Betrium [701/1089] has challenged jacob1 [839/904] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:48:01 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[09/30/23 10:38:24] jacob1 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:56 towards level 84.
[10/01/23 22:49:26] jacob1 and Bolded have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/23 12:03:20] jacob1 [661/904] has challenged Affliction [317/819] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:49:46 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/03/23 00:00:34] jacob1 got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:27:15 towards level 85.
[10/03/23 23:57:22] Garg [506/514] has challenged jacob1 [496/904] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:52:35 is removed from Garg's clock.
[10/04/23 00:31:27] Abe and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/23 03:47:52] gideonstar, jacob1, and Lilith [585/2044] have team battled kinus, Lnk, and cornfeedhobo [2027/2070] and lost! 1 day, 01:29:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/23 19:10:57] jacob1 [410/904] has challenged style [206/590] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:33:27 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/05/23 08:58:16] jacob1 [252/904] has come upon elegy [130/365] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:05:00 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/06/23 19:22:22] jacob1 [314/904] has challenged Ecko [19/1050] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:56:22 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/07/23 21:06:56] jacob1 [250/904] has come upon Cockatrice [662/893] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:37:06 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/08/23 00:15:32] jacob1 and VonToutCourt have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/23 06:30:25] jacob1 [345/904] has challenged Koffa [565/944] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:14:49 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/08/23 17:31:49] jacob1 [439/904] has come upon TimWolla [287/1058] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:39:50 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/10/23 10:28:03] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:05:57 towards level 85.
[10/10/23 11:42:44] Lnk [113/663] has challenged jacob1 [767/904] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:02:56 is added to Lnk's clock.
[10/12/23 19:16:13] allo, Gangsterish, and philipp__ [2045/2094] have team battled zifnab06, cornfeedhobo, and jacob1 [235/2256] and won! 1 day, 01:22:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/23 03:19:19] \dev\ice [609/837] has come upon jacob1 [846/904] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:03:28 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[10/13/23 05:56:42] Forud, philipp__, and sc [2515/2601] have team battled Neil, jacob1, and tsr [250/2498] and won! 0 days, 14:51:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/23 09:59:44] jacob1 [113/904] has challenged Omega [476/1051] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:34:10 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/14/23 14:44:21] dyvonna [1048/1063] has challenged jacob1 [893/904] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:33:25 is removed from dyvonna's clock.
[10/15/23 08:10:26] EddieT137 [626/1105] has challenged jacob1 [343/904] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:10:18 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[10/15/23 10:10:55] jacob1 [199/904] has challenged DontEvenPeek [743/852] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:43:34 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/15/23 20:39:04] jacob1 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:08:00 from level 85.
[10/16/23 12:41:21] jacob1 [889/904] has come upon Nysdar [869/957] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:31:03 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/16/23 17:56:03] happymeal, Bolded, and Susumurata [1257/2223] have team battled hax404, bananaboat, and jacob1 [562/2483] and won! 1 day, 13:34:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/23 21:50:54] Daikojun and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/23 03:15:56] megubyte, jacob1, and Tabmow [2315/2855] have team battled _sh, apb, and allo [1724/3214] and won! 2 days, 04:49:41 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/23 00:58:18] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:23 towards level 85.
[10/18/23 15:56:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 1 day, 16:13:14 toward level 85.
[10/18/23 17:57:18] jacob1, scumola, and CornFly [1998/2515] have team battled gegenschein, nathan, and jayvee [28/2148] and won! 1 day, 14:52:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/23 02:39:25] freeboson, jacob1, yano, and TimeWarp have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/23 03:36:45] jacob1 [798/904] has come upon Techman [144/1016] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:55:02 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/19/23 11:24:25] jacob1 and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/23 04:30:19] thornrag, DrinkyBird, and jacob1 [2053/2875] have team battled kzootech, washclof, and jaxson [1431/2344] and won! 0 days, 10:22:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/23 19:59:42] jacob1, sky, and Mat [219/2792] have team battled alephnull, yNos, and HeavyPodda [1734/2592] and lost! 0 days, 05:12:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/23 03:29:33] jacob1 [593/904] has challenged CodeB [170/811] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:15:18 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/23/23 00:58:42] jacob1 [156/904] has challenged hdm [581/1001] in combat and lost! 7 days, 15:54:54 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/23/23 08:40:33] alephnull, jacob1, and nawcom [1104/2593] have team battled Puff, noex, and Acolarh [192/1983] and won! 0 days, 23:36:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/23 07:15:47] jacob1 was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 07:31:05 from level 86.
[10/25/23 01:10:07] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:25:35 towards level 86.
[10/25/23 17:13:57] jacob1 [899/904] has challenged ukleinek [729/809] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:19:01 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/26/23 16:57:26] jacob1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:51:02 from level 86.
[10/26/23 23:30:20] el, Asara, and jacob1 [407/2690] have team battled Ecko, Alasdair, and Tabmow [1950/2233] and lost! 6 days, 00:52:01 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/23 15:08:23] BenDover [283/496] has come upon jacob1 [512/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:08:19 is added to BenDover's clock.
[10/27/23 16:49:06] gradator and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/23 20:26:21] gradator [33/603] has challenged jacob1 [714/904] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:22:56 is added to gradator's clock.
[10/28/23 09:55:39] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:59:37 towards level 86.
[10/28/23 19:22:03] jacob1 was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:09:25 from level 86.
[10/29/23 18:06:15] jacob1, bfft, and sam [2422/2840] have team battled Cockatrice, Xenthys, and Pinkman [31/2689] and won! 6 days, 13:23:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/23 21:38:02] jacob1 [345/904] has challenged tmberg [1001/1123] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:32:45 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/29/23 21:57:39] jacob1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:45:41 from level 86.
[10/30/23 08:29:23] gradator, Russell, and cornfeedhobo [1325/2405] have team battled bananaboat, Kurenai, and jacob1 [1949/2960] and lost! 2 days, 16:50:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/23 15:10:21] Tangles and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/23 11:44:51] jacob1 learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:24:36 towards level 86.
[11/02/23 06:19:34] jacob1 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:54:04 towards level 86.
[11/03/23 10:17:00] jacob1, Kesdak, and Xenthys [638/2182] have team battled idleevil, Finley, and gildarts [2220/2493] and lost! 0 days, 12:29:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/23 16:40:43] CodeGeek, jacob1, and scumola [2482/2756] have team battled hdm, xarvatium, and adamus1red [2038/2264] and won! 3 days, 16:47:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/23 08:45:11] jacob1 [747/904] has come upon Aksej [75/870] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:34:11 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/04/23 17:51:59] jacob1 [288/904] has come upon VonToutCourt [1034/1387] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:58:31 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/05/23 00:14:00] gendish [258/381] has challenged jacob1 [238/904] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:08:52 is removed from gendish's clock.
[11/05/23 00:21:37] jacob1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:53:09 from level 86.
[11/05/23 09:05:57] Stevland [344/1045] has challenged jacob1 [245/904] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:33:25 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[11/05/23 11:10:39] pyre and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/23 04:53:55] jacob1 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:02:05 towards level 86.
[11/07/23 19:57:48] jacob1 [237/904] has come upon Celediel [336/464] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:07:30 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/08/23 04:41:33] jacob1 [359/904] has come upon dbx12 [384/807] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:55:44 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/08/23 07:10:28] jacob1 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:56:43 from level 86.
[11/09/23 08:35:00] jacob1 [189/904] has come upon elegy [152/385] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:03:20 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/09/23 16:42:20] jacob1 [276/904] has challenged damyan [128/768] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:14:07 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/10/23 15:47:56] jacob1 [807/904] has challenged vegadark [249/933] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:06:34 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/10/23 17:21:25] wowbagger [590/773] has challenged jacob1 [419/904] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:15:43 is removed from wowbagger's clock.
[11/11/23 00:15:04] jacob1 [404/904] has come upon V [1124/1166] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:25:42 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/12/23 11:43:54] DividedByZero [1/264] has challenged jacob1 [65/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to DividedByZero's clock.
[11/12/23 17:59:54] jacob1 [79/904] has challenged Zed_Spiker [290/1100] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:10:29 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/13/23 14:55:05] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:45:43 towards level 86.
[11/13/23 23:21:05] jacob1 [224/904] has come upon Yarosh [234/544] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:58:47 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/14/23 11:40:41] sco1 [106/199] has challenged jacob1 [739/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to sco1's clock.
[11/14/23 16:58:10] jacob1 fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! jacob1's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/15/23 05:29:41] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:15:43 towards level 86.
[11/16/23 09:20:51] sam [510/1003] has challenged jacob1 [197/891] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:54:59 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/16/23 13:21:46] jacob1 [519/891] has challenged Jens [844/884] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:59:52 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/16/23 20:25:52] pwae [78/810] has challenged jacob1 [438/891] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:38:19 is added to pwae's clock.
[11/17/23 07:59:55] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:50:38 towards level 86.
[11/17/23 08:28:54] jacob1 [426/891] has challenged Wam [573/1139] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:18:18 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/20/23 20:05:57] jacob1, HellSpawn, and scumola [2140/2648] have team battled jayvee, Fehu, and ukleinek [93/2225] and won! 1 day, 07:52:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/23 05:51:08] jaxson [94/588] has challenged jacob1 [613/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:35:48 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/21/23 14:12:38] ptrspt [31/481] has challenged jacob1 [213/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to ptrspt's clock.
[11/21/23 17:54:06] jacob1 [704/891] has challenged gideonstar [297/759] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:05:19 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/23/23 19:04:03] jacob1 broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:57:23 from level 86.
[11/25/23 00:26:30] jacob1 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:38:34 towards level 86.
[11/26/23 03:48:42] jacob1 [823/891] has come upon heisenbug [125/755] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:55:09 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/26/23 22:30:38] Lord255 and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/23 07:33:40] particleflux [403/519] has challenged jacob1 [612/891] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:32:42 is added to particleflux's clock.
[11/27/23 11:27:25] Gorek [55/985] has challenged jacob1 [522/891] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:45:40 is added to Gorek's clock.
[11/28/23 07:26:42] jacob1 [500/891] has come upon Forud [519/1026] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:49:50 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/29/23 03:02:48] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:29 towards level 86.
[11/30/23 05:20:38] rawgreaze stole jacob1's level 90 tunic while they were sleeping! rawgreaze leaves their old level 87 tunic behind, which jacob1 then takes.
[11/30/23 12:08:01] jacob1 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:14 towards level 86.
[12/02/23 10:17:42] jacob1 and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/23 23:09:39] jacob1 [129/898] has challenged Destruia [364/768] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:15 is added to jacob1's clock.
[12/04/23 02:01:24] bsleep and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/23 07:00:16] jacob1 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:49:56 from level 86.
[12/04/23 11:02:08] drahthaar, KindOne, and DontEvenPeek [1738/2254] have team battled zbe, pants, and jacob1 [1314/3429] and won! 3 days, 10:54:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/23 04:25:51] jacob1 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:15 towards level 86.
[12/05/23 14:19:28] jacob1 [874/898] has challenged blabber [627/1197] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:32:32 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/06/23 07:23:44] jacob1 [857/898] has challenged ahmubashshir [5/577] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:00:56 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/06/23 12:00:26] pwae, Yarosh, and cadfael [97/2115] have team battled Forud, kptr, and jacob1 [987/2516] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/23 12:24:59] blobdog [385/472] has challenged jacob1 [558/898] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:45:48 is added to blobdog's clock.
[12/07/23 04:28:41] jacob1 [397/898] has challenged Yarosh [458/544] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:45:37 is added to jacob1's clock.
[12/07/23 20:59:03] hax404, jacob1, and DividedByZero [402/1896] have team battled VonToutCourt, dbx12, and ColonelPanic001 [1352/2755] and lost! 0 days, 02:07:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/23 23:18:25] jacob1 [243/898] has come upon pfoley [515/1068] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 11:56:32 is added to jacob1's clock.
[12/08/23 01:31:39] jacob1 [360/898] has come upon Ungoliant [99/785] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 19:24:22 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/08/23 20:29:23] Garg [431/521] has challenged jacob1 [38/898] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:28:02 is removed from Garg's clock.
[12/09/23 13:58:47] d4n13L, pants, and DontEvenPeek [94/2808] have team battled sc, jacob1, and DividedByZero [70/2357] and won! 1 day, 14:16:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/23 15:34:41] buzel and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/23 20:14:52] gildarts, jaxson, HeavyPodda, and jacob1 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/23 08:54:44] nawcom [34/963] has challenged jacob1 [772/898] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:13:40 is added to nawcom's clock.
[12/12/23 16:25:38] idleneutral, happymeal, and jacob1 [1610/2032] have team battled eising, ZOTTA, and Kritzefitz [1540/3272] and won! 2 days, 07:48:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/23 06:20:18] Khorne [819/1004] has challenged jacob1 [450/898] in combat and won! 16 days, 15:04:37 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[12/14/23 03:11:51] signofzeta [96/1049] has challenged jacob1 [329/907] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:53:18 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[12/14/23 18:15:35] adamus1red [243/969] has challenged jacob1 [582/907] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:59:25 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[12/16/23 01:23:22] dodecahedron [105/453] has challenged jacob1 [290/907] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:48:58 is added to dodecahedron's clock.
[12/16/23 13:26:18] jacob1 [45/907] has challenged Destruia [426/784] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:20:25 is added to jacob1's clock.
[12/17/23 08:49:31] jacob1 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:42:41 from level 87.
[12/17/23 23:59:08] jacob1 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:44:20 from level 87.
[12/18/23 01:32:00] Stevland and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/23 17:52:53] jacob1 [624/907] has come upon buzel [221/838] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:32:57 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/19/23 06:00:41] DividedByZero [268/390] has challenged jacob1 [40/907] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:17:41 is removed from DividedByZero's clock.
[12/19/23 06:00:41] DividedByZero has dealt jacob1 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:18:12 is added to jacob1's clock.
[12/19/23 06:46:25] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:46:29 towards level 87.
[12/19/23 14:08:47] tomhek, freeboson, and jacob1 [97/3180] have team battled Minus, apb, and Russell [3030/3272] and lost! 2 days, 20:34:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/23 16:59:04] slim, ToHellWithGA, misha, and jacob1 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/23 07:07:48] jacob1 [457/907] has come upon Stevland [253/1062] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:27:09 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/20/23 18:27:26] Ecko, tswsl, and dwfreed [299/2759] have team battled ukleinek, jacob1, and BenDover [1175/2423] and lost! 4 days, 00:24:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/23 19:16:18] Kurenai [497/1010] has come upon jacob1 [333/907] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:37:09 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[12/21/23 02:05:18] jacob1 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:26:25 from level 87.
[12/21/23 10:18:24] jacob1 [422/907] has come upon Shinzon [292/340] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:39:37 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/22/23 09:03:35] Celediel [326/586] has challenged jacob1 [717/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:25:47 is added to Celediel's clock.
[12/22/23 23:32:10] kenyon, Daikojun, and Lnk [2199/2696] have team battled jacob1, Thorael, and Kody [272/2037] and won! 1 day, 09:53:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/23 04:09:58] jacob1 [238/907] has challenged fstrelok [618/887] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:36:13 is added to jacob1's clock.
[12/23/23 19:05:37] jacob1 [458/907] has come upon adamus1red [372/969] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:56:36 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[12/24/23 20:53:21] jacob1, elf, and eising [1079/2747] have team battled signofzeta, style, and pants [1601/2918] and lost! 2 days, 21:11:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/23 21:43:05] Yarosh, Lnk, and Rayke [1455/1822] have team battled shikhin, jacob1, and Fenrik [2301/3000] and lost! 2 days, 08:05:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/23 04:31:58] jacob1 [255/907] has come upon wille [496/655] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:40:56 is added to jacob1's clock.
[12/26/23 15:47:23] elf [833/1017] has come upon jacob1 [904/907] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:02:24 is added to elf's clock.
[12/26/23 16:52:58] jacob1, gildarts, and kinus [1955/2433] have team battled kenyon, adamus1red, and scumola [1566/2603] and won! 0 days, 23:13:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/23 07:30:51] Bolded [371/976] has come upon jacob1 [236/907] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:44:05 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[12/28/23 02:42:17] jacob1 [214/907] has come upon bg [812/1095] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:55:46 is added to jacob1's clock.
[12/29/23 11:08:26] pyre, gideonstar, and rawgreaze [880/2648] have team battled \dev\ice, jacob1, and EddieT137 [336/2909] and won! 0 days, 11:33:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/23 15:00:06] jacob1, CodeGeek, and Yarosh [700/2673] have team battled Acolarh, allo, and Affliction [1064/2700] and lost! 2 days, 21:17:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/23 23:42:02] Crazycatlady, solarsparq, and VonToutCourt [2193/3310] have team battled jacob1, HeavyPodda, and hdm [1328/2854] and won! 6 days, 02:51:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/23 10:10:47] elf [67/1017] has challenged jacob1 [292/907] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:24:46 is added to elf's clock.
[12/31/23 06:16:26] jacob1, Paganel, and dodecahedron [2028/2206] have team battled wowbagger, cadfael, and rawgreaze [84/2661] and won! 2 days, 16:43:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/24 00:38:22] vegadark, nawcom, and jacob1 [1454/2808] have team battled u4ia, Cockatrice, and nathan [1800/2319] and lost! 0 days, 01:52:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/24 17:25:27] jacob1 [610/907] has challenged h00k [124/541] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:59:29 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/02/24 19:32:44] jacob1 [375/907] has challenged k4k0 [122/130] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:56:16 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/04/24 22:09:21] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:44:30 towards level 87.
[01/05/24 16:28:15] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:27 towards level 87.
[01/05/24 21:51:39] EddieT137 [644/1080] has challenged jacob1 [797/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:35:20 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[01/06/24 06:50:38] jacob1 [848/907] has come upon BastelBot [188/864] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:02:58 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/08/24 12:29:09] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:45 towards level 87.
[01/08/24 18:12:01] jacob1 [434/907] has challenged DrinkyBird [187/1237] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:48 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/09/24 01:59:55] Lord255 and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/24 02:12:01] jacob1 [747/907] has challenged jayvee [110/630] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:30:34 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/10/24 02:41:52] jacob1 learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:32:09 towards level 88.
[01/10/24 08:45:54] jacob1 misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:59:16 from level 88.
[01/10/24 11:39:29] Gorek and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/24 22:25:03] bg [1020/1095] has challenged jacob1 [24/907] in combat and won! 15 days, 19:16:56 is removed from bg's clock.
[01/11/24 06:27:05] Garg [157/577] has challenged jacob1 [572/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:29:46 is added to Garg's clock.
[01/11/24 13:28:50] jacob1 [256/907] has challenged alephnull [134/803] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:45:08 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/11/24 17:29:56] jacob1 [781/907] has challenged simple [422/1076] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:22:59 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/11/24 23:46:06] allo and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/24 01:55:05] Erwinstein [226/551] has challenged jacob1 [555/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:22 is added to Erwinstein's clock.
[01/15/24 22:47:30] jacob1 [853/907] has come upon freeboson [1028/1037] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:47:46 is added to jacob1's clock.
[01/17/24 02:01:07] jacob1 [443/907] has challenged Wolf [366/938] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:54:04 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/18/24 00:02:19] jacob1 [623/907] has come upon Stevland [384/1062] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:32:01 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/19/24 07:42:25] jacob1 and signofzeta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/24 08:49:08] nya and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/24 00:19:25] jacob1 [586/907] has challenged GRIZZLYMAN [573/723] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:51:00 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/20/24 14:22:47] jacob1 [732/907] has challenged Celediel [350/592] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:09:32 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/20/24 21:17:10] olsner [134/919] has come upon jacob1 [508/907] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:32:09 is added to olsner's clock.
[01/21/24 09:06:22] Kayn [180/227] has challenged jacob1 [811/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:33 is added to Kayn's clock.
[01/22/24 19:20:30] Deathgrim [147/260] has challenged jacob1 [15/907] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:50 is removed from Deathgrim's clock.
[01/22/24 22:21:00] jacob1 [683/907] has come upon idlegood [463/520] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:04:25 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/23/24 00:36:32] jacob1 [276/907] has challenged chadgpt [129/244] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:45:03 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/23/24 11:46:18] allo [825/856] has come upon jacob1 [312/907] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:54:38 is removed from allo's clock.
[01/25/24 16:52:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 0 days, 03:55:02 toward level 88.
[01/27/24 01:08:25] jacob1 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:40 towards level 88.
[01/27/24 14:46:48] Berserker and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/24 02:51:40] jacob1 [643/907] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [482/843] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:03:57 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/29/24 21:53:58] Wam, Crazycatlady, and Techman [743/3327] have team battled tswsl, jacob1, and Zaratustra [1863/2242] and lost! 3 days, 20:19:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/24 03:19:59] jacob1 [52/907] has challenged Neil [595/804] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:53:04 is added to jacob1's clock.
[01/30/24 07:20:58] jacob1 [341/907] has challenged Lord255 [525/1065] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:00:13 is added to jacob1's clock.
[02/01/24 06:01:45] jacob1, hugga, and idleevil [2037/2791] have team battled EddieT137, Notir, and olsner [1899/3075] and won! 1 day, 14:19:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/24 15:39:53] Wam, kzootech, and Lilith [849/2692] have team battled sc, idleneutral, and jacob1 [1542/2751] and lost! 2 days, 10:24:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/24 23:10:22] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:39:17 towards level 89.
[02/03/24 08:01:14] jacob1 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:18:18 from level 89.
[02/04/24 12:25:06] jacob1 [810/907] has come upon t3chn0 [43/1035] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 21:59:26 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/05/24 13:04:55] sam, Yarosh, and jacob1 [2275/2451] have team battled chadgpt, mordac, and misha [1686/2150] and won! 2 days, 05:06:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/24 14:51:01] jacob1 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:38:30 from level 89.
[02/06/24 04:29:41] jacob1 [249/907] has come upon Forud [869/1054] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:31:32 is added to jacob1's clock.
[02/07/24 06:03:56] Zed_Spiker, Gangsterish, and kinus [1670/2904] have team battled gusto, jacob1, and cfjk [816/2599] and won! 1 day, 05:45:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/24 08:59:34] jacob1 saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:39:08 from level 89.
[02/09/24 13:06:53] jacob1 and _sh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/24 14:56:59] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:35:22 towards level 89.
[02/10/24 06:38:50] theZoMBiE, RussellB, and nawcom [256/2535] have team battled CodeGeek, jacob1, and Fyrgor [234/2762] and won! 0 days, 16:26:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/24 23:46:08] tomhek and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/24 14:18:27] pacer [48/286] has challenged jacob1 [284/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to pacer's clock.
[02/11/24 14:21:13] dbx12, solarsparq, and Sombra [1414/2892] have team battled TimeWarp, OobSaco, and jacob1 [18/2308] and won! 0 days, 15:14:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/24 04:14:24] Kritzefitz [148/1175] has come upon jacob1 [246/907] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:49:03 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[02/12/24 06:04:03] jacob1 [135/907] has come upon TimWolla [1045/1049] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:30:55 is added to jacob1's clock.
[02/12/24 15:33:33] ChowderKeg [506/575] has come upon jacob1 [5/907] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:55:31 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[02/13/24 05:00:26] jacob1 [693/907] has come upon boscage [10/600] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:40:50 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/13/24 17:29:08] jacob1 [170/907] has come upon h00k [128/558] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:39:24 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/14/24 02:48:36] Soulwhisper [59/291] has challenged jacob1 [616/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:42:52 is added to Soulwhisper's clock.
[02/14/24 07:51:45] arch_il [4/102] has challenged jacob1 [263/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:21 is added to arch_il's clock.
[02/14/24 14:09:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 3 days, 06:32:39 toward level 89.
[02/14/24 21:56:03] jacob1 [341/907] has challenged Stevland [273/1107] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:24:55 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/15/24 04:58:17] Nehi [6/14] has challenged jacob1 [900/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:31 is added to Nehi's clock.
[02/15/24 22:27:39] Ancalagon [343/645] has challenged jacob1 [879/907] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:09:50 is added to Ancalagon's clock.
[02/16/24 13:33:31] VonToutCourt, bookworm, and Affliction [1534/3282] have team battled yang, noex, and jacob1 [274/1881] and won! 8 days, 21:55:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/24 14:33:39] jacob1 [746/907] has come upon sky [495/1017] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:16:15 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/16/24 15:31:25] jacob1 [231/907] has come upon tmberg [11/1127] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:27:46 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/16/24 16:20:19] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:56:20 towards level 89.
[02/17/24 00:46:30] slim, VonToutCourt, and chadgpt [1522/2802] have team battled Ancalagon, jacob1, and dbx12 [1797/2446] and lost! 0 days, 02:15:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/24 02:25:31] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:37:11 towards level 89.
[02/19/24 14:51:59] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:12:54 towards level 89.
[02/20/24 03:05:36] jacob1 [470/907] has come upon ZOTTA [243/1275] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:48:40 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/20/24 12:23:57] arch_il [9/258] has challenged jacob1 [354/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to arch_il's clock.
[02/21/24 04:04:32] jacob1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:07:54 from level 89.
[02/21/24 04:18:02] Cockroach stole jacob1's level 50 charm while they were sleeping! Cockroach leaves their old level 41 charm behind, which jacob1 then takes.
[02/21/24 05:44:13] adamus1red, CompanionCube, and jacob1 [728/2485] have team battled yang, nawcom, and Bluedog [1836/2331] and lost! 1 day, 06:38:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/24 12:32:10] jacob1 [740/897] has challenged Tangles [483/1048] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:38:23 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/22/24 17:40:28] DojShadow [196/231] has challenged jacob1 [276/897] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to DojShadow's clock.
[02/23/24 02:29:14] jacob1 [249/897] has come upon Soulwhisper [143/294] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:36:02 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/23/24 16:11:26] jacob1 fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! jacob1's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/23/24 20:05:30] jacob1 [807/884] has come upon bsleep [24/895] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:15:04 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/24/24 19:09:50] jacob1 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:19 towards level 89.
[02/25/24 12:56:37] t3chn0 [384/1035] has challenged jacob1 [34/884] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:38:45 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[02/25/24 17:32:04] Affliction and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/24 20:40:26] jacob1 misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:54:43 from level 89.
[02/25/24 20:48:04] tomhek and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/24 00:30:16] bfft, Stevland, and jacob1 [1485/3144] have team battled wowbagger, Cockroach, and SSLbits [448/2260] and won! 0 days, 01:04:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/24 00:31:25] jacob1 [147/884] has come upon alexlehm [153/940] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:16 is added to jacob1's clock.
[02/26/24 02:59:59] jacob1 [494/884] has challenged ToHellWithGA [417/1287] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:27:59 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/26/24 04:45:13] jacob1 [413/884] has challenged Omega [311/1120] in combat and won! 15 days, 05:37:46 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/26/24 05:55:25] jacquesssss [341/456] has come upon jacob1 [608/884] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:40:54 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[02/26/24 15:31:33] jacob1 [458/884] has come upon Tenorman [618/780] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:47:47 is added to jacob1's clock.
[02/27/24 05:59:37] jacob1, Omega, and tswsl [47/2705] have team battled Pricey, BastelBot, and cadfael [1517/2114] and lost! 14 days, 01:39:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/24 15:41:20] io [994/1294] has come upon jacob1 [668/884] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 16:16:12 is removed from io's clock.
[02/27/24 19:31:14] IFireflyl and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/24 22:16:20] jacob1 [356/884] has challenged TheSilentLink [494/1052] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:51:20 is added to jacob1's clock.
[02/28/24 11:11:54] jacob1 got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:55:27 towards level 90.
[02/29/24 09:16:51] jacob1 [249/884] has come upon Acolarh [118/824] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 10:03:38 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[02/29/24 09:54:40] jacob1 and \dev\ice have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/24 15:07:42] jacob1 got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:38:32 from level 90.
[02/29/24 16:32:24] apb and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/24 03:05:11] abarat, jacob1, and Fenrik [955/2369] have team battled Fyrgor, Reilly, and Thorael [754/1951] and won! 0 days, 03:59:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/24 03:29:56] thatmint and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/24 03:09:03] ion and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/24 04:44:30] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:18:29 towards level 90.
[03/05/24 18:16:19] Gorek and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/24 02:35:07] jacob1 [205/884] has come upon zuper [134/354] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:16:59 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[03/06/24 09:03:14] jacob1 and Bolded have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/24 20:36:18] wowbagger, bsleep, and Tabmow [679/2535] have team battled mzumquadrat, jacob1, and thatmint [1074/2298] and lost! 0 days, 01:49:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/24 18:25:22] drahthaar [372/866] has challenged jacob1 [857/884] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:22:41 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[03/08/24 14:22:11] allo and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/24 22:52:41] Nuae [4/883] has come upon jacob1 [817/884] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:27:49 is added to Nuae's clock.
[03/09/24 12:03:30] jacob1 misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:23:50 from level 90.
[03/11/24 02:19:28] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:30:35 towards level 90.
[03/12/24 21:19:14] yang, elf, and blobdog [578/2072] have team battled thornrag, nathan, and jacob1 [469/2408] and won! 2 days, 03:14:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/24 23:54:51] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:47:59 towards level 90.
[03/13/24 16:56:47] nawcom [168/966] has challenged jacob1 [448/884] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:53:02 is added to nawcom's clock.
[03/14/24 05:47:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 1 day, 10:11:10 toward level 90.
[03/14/24 06:44:20] jacob1 [202/884] has challenged boscage [172/598] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:49:41 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[03/14/24 09:22:59] jacob1 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:32:08 from level 90.
[03/14/24 19:25:05] jacob1 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:13:58 from level 90.
[03/15/24 10:08:53] jacob1 [483/884] has challenged pyre [535/986] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:07:34 is added to jacob1's clock.
[03/16/24 09:29:39] jacob1 [607/884] has challenged kzootech [654/655] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:02:59 is added to jacob1's clock.
[03/17/24 01:43:54] pyre and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/24 00:27:33] jacob1 [168/884] has come upon Celediel [492/624] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:33:51 is added to jacob1's clock.
[03/18/24 06:02:20] jacquesssss [197/459] has come upon jacob1 [656/884] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:40:40 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[03/19/24 04:13:12] jacob1 [333/884] has come upon Koffa [814/991] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:04:57 is added to jacob1's clock.
[03/19/24 15:21:21] csc2ya, freeboson, and gendish [1239/2254] have team battled scumola, jacob1, and Kayn [80/2132] and won! 2 days, 12:00:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/24 16:14:16] Ankhers, drahthaar, and tass [459/2517] have team battled eising, jacob1, and Misza [1089/2792] and lost! 9 days, 08:17:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/24 17:51:21] soltys [1064/1173] has come upon jacob1 [775/884] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 17:25:22 is removed from soltys's clock.
[03/19/24 22:30:57] zifnab06, jacob1, and Daikojun [1539/2226] have team battled tswsl, brycec, and laama [2808/2827] and lost! 1 day, 10:05:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/24 04:18:33] DrinkyBird [487/1232] has challenged jacob1 [155/884] in combat and won! 17 days, 10:04:50 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/20/24 15:45:15] jacob1 [174/884] has come upon damyan [733/774] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:56:23 is added to jacob1's clock.
[03/21/24 05:35:33] GRIZZLYMAN [589/742] has come upon jacob1 [874/884] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:32:22 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[03/22/24 14:56:56] bookworm, Varjatticus, idleneutral, and jacob1 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/24 01:54:37] jacob1 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:25:02 from level 90.
[03/23/24 12:23:33] jacob1 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:01:21 from level 90.
[03/23/24 19:54:18] Matthew, KyloRen, and medivh [730/1950] have team battled heisenbug, ukleinek, and jacob1 [26/2687] and won! 2 days, 15:22:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/24 12:57:01] jacob1 was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:44:41 from level 90.
[03/24/24 17:13:54] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:03:31 towards level 90.
[03/25/24 16:59:50] jacob1 was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:08:35 from level 90.
[03/26/24 00:18:14] jacob1 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:27:45 towards level 90.
[03/27/24 05:33:03] hugga stole jacob1's level 103 amulet while they were sleeping! hugga leaves their old level 97 amulet behind, which jacob1 then takes.
[03/27/24 08:50:35] jacob1 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:42 towards level 90.
[03/27/24 12:09:59] jacob1 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:16:08 from level 90.
[03/28/24 00:00:21] jacob1 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:38 towards level 90.
[03/28/24 02:54:37] Ankhers, slim, and Yarosh [2434/2446] have team battled Minus, Daikojun, and jacob1 [90/2362] and won! 2 days, 04:51:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/24 18:14:40] TimeWarp [810/845] has challenged jacob1 [647/877] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:22:34 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[03/30/24 12:56:17] DontEvenPeek, cfjk, and MadMan [2109/2388] have team battled jacob1, laama, and KyloRen [794/2222] and won! 1 day, 02:36:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/24 07:49:48] dyvonna and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/24 14:24:13] jacob1 learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:56 towards level 90.
[04/02/24 18:46:41] pastly and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/24 01:07:10] jra [1/51] has challenged jacob1 [874/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:17 is added to jra's clock.
[04/03/24 02:28:49] jacob1 [659/877] has challenged boscage [175/593] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:15:18 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/03/24 11:50:03] CodeGeek, nawcom, and jacob1 [1388/3106] have team battled ChowderKeg, cfjk, and bg [2391/2506] and lost! 0 days, 11:27:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/24 15:46:27] jacob1 [799/877] has come upon jra [28/135] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:47:59 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/03/24 15:59:30] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:40:43 towards level 91.
[04/04/24 04:01:55] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:40:09 towards level 91.
[04/04/24 21:31:14] jacob1 [472/877] has come upon kzootech [211/655] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:12:37 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/06/24 15:46:54] jacob1 [599/877] has come upon Butch [102/327] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:12:40 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/07/24 06:11:56] jacob1 [35/877] has come upon eising [615/844] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:16:29 is added to jacob1's clock.
[04/07/24 23:07:27] HollowWasp, Techman, and jacquesssss [1113/2088] have team battled jacob1, nawcom, and tswsl [1265/2542] and lost! 0 days, 00:20:28 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/24 07:10:45] Dex, crysis, and jacob1 [2101/2451] have team battled zifnab06, SSLbits, and cadfael [968/2319] and won! 0 days, 23:12:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/24 11:13:59] jacob1 [703/877] has come upon fork [267/608] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:45:48 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/10/24 05:13:26] \dev\ice [144/997] has come upon jacob1 [141/877] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:36:34 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[04/10/24 08:31:21] damyan [599/783] has challenged jacob1 [324/877] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:50:42 is removed from damyan's clock.
[04/11/24 02:09:31] jacob1 [689/877] has come upon pwae [279/857] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:44:04 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/12/24 17:46:24] jacob1 [140/877] has challenged bg [743/1067] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:04:43 is added to jacob1's clock.
[04/13/24 18:36:10] jacob1 [222/877] has come upon pants [402/1294] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:09:46 is added to jacob1's clock.
[04/14/24 08:46:14] jra, Khorne, and jacob1 [689/2122] have team battled gusto, bananaboat, and pastly [840/2576] and lost! 0 days, 05:27:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/24 03:19:37] jacob1 [90/877] has come upon Ungoliant [397/812] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:02:48 is added to jacob1's clock.
[04/15/24 05:38:37] jacob1 [605/877] has come upon idleneutral [31/658] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:14:37 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/16/24 14:07:52] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:32:29 towards level 91.
[04/16/24 16:04:31] DojShadow and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/24 19:39:09] soltys, Ecko, and Yarosh [1478/2732] have team battled jacob1, RussellB, and shikhin [838/3065] and won! 1 day, 02:03:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/24 07:27:43] jacob1 [762/877] has come upon gideonstar [150/994] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:08:15 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/18/24 03:20:28] gradator [107/779] has challenged jacob1 [569/877] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:35:34 is added to gradator's clock.
[04/18/24 04:31:49] VSquad, ToHellWithGA, and GilbertErik [1153/2431] have team battled Aksej, jacob1, and Shinzon [21/2844] and won! 0 days, 01:16:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/24 02:26:25] Dex [272/620] has challenged jacob1 [448/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:21:02 is added to Dex's clock.
[04/19/24 17:30:21] jacob1 [203/877] has challenged Lord255 [808/1065] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:00:29 is added to jacob1's clock.
[04/20/24 03:33:01] CodeGeek [662/1265] has challenged jacob1 [641/877] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:59:34 is removed from CodeGeek's clock.
[04/20/24 11:48:03] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:12 towards level 91.
[04/20/24 13:35:37] sam [142/1050] has challenged jacob1 [754/877] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:45:13 is added to sam's clock.
[04/20/24 18:46:54] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:27:50 towards level 91.
[04/20/24 22:51:40] jacob1, KyloRen, and pants [1683/2590] have team battled nathan, mordac, and \dev\ice [329/2875] and won! 0 days, 12:07:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/24 12:41:34] gendish [84/453] has challenged jacob1 [276/877] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:23:48 is added to gendish's clock.
[04/21/24 13:15:46] jacob1, idlegood, and ToHellWithGA [1549/2673] have team battled popey, bookworm, and pfoley [2282/3039] and lost! 2 days, 04:38:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/24 12:00:03] Ancalagon and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/24 03:53:26] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:14:16 towards level 91.
[04/23/24 15:25:58] jacob1 [187/877] has come upon Brocker [829/1053] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:11:06 is added to jacob1's clock.
[04/23/24 15:56:02] jacob1 [15/877] has come upon Garg [218/653] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:31:44 is added to jacob1's clock.
[04/25/24 17:13:40] jacob1 [738/877] has come upon DontEvenPeek [861/963] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:04:34 is added to jacob1's clock.
[04/26/24 21:54:37] TimWolla, CornFly, and Forud [244/2999] have team battled jacob1, kevkev, and zuper [1651/1917] and lost! 2 days, 07:28:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/24 01:12:46] scumola, sam, and anarcat [2338/3072] have team battled jacob1, GRIZZLYMAN, and SirBummelz [686/2476] and won! 0 days, 18:50:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/24 04:03:03] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:18 towards level 91.
[04/28/24 05:06:01] jacob1 [432/882] has come upon Khorne [240/861] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:27:53 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/28/24 08:59:57] bot [140/288] has challenged jacob1 [697/882] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to bot's clock.
[04/29/24 11:29:00] Forud, pyre, and wowbagger [379/2762] have team battled jacob1, soltys, and gusto [2819/2921] and lost! 1 day, 13:22:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/24 17:02:23] signofzeta [913/1152] has come upon jacob1 [432/882] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:32:12 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[05/01/24 05:19:16] Daikojun, Lord255, and Cockatrice [996/2739] have team battled KindOne, tass, and jacob1 [255/2229] and won! 5 days, 15:26:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/24 15:13:41] Garg, zbe, jacob1, and rawgreaze have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/24 17:32:53] eroc1990 [773/822] has come upon jacob1 [275/882] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:14:30 is removed from eroc1990's clock.
[05/02/24 14:35:37] jacob1 was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:36 from level 91.
[05/02/24 16:16:41] jacob1 [828/882] has challenged h00k [297/551] in combat and won! 12 days, 07:51:18 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/02/24 17:25:52] Sombra, bookworm, and vegadark [2605/3073] have team battled jacob1, blobdog, and ChowderKeg [1261/2145] and won! 2 days, 16:05:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/24 20:04:28] tass [76/828] has come upon jacob1 [205/882] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:36:30 is added to tass's clock.
[05/03/24 10:58:13] MELOONi [161/1150] has challenged jacob1 [740/882] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:30:22 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[05/03/24 11:53:39] jacob1 [507/882] has come upon kptr [628/771] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:49:39 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/03/24 15:31:46] Ancalagon and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/24 22:31:20] jacob1 and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/24 06:38:56] philipp__ [7/488] has challenged jacob1 [344/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:59:25 is added to philipp__'s clock.
[05/04/24 14:25:13] jacob1 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:41:40 towards level 92.
[05/04/24 21:52:54] jacob1 was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:03:05 from level 92.
[05/05/24 00:08:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 27 days, 10:41:03 toward level 92.
[05/05/24 17:03:12] jacob1 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:48:40 from level 92.
[05/06/24 03:14:43] CompanionCube [438/666] has challenged jacob1 [109/882] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:19:18 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[05/06/24 03:15:35] h00k, EddieT137, and \dev\ice [130/2531] have team battled jacob1, Zaratustra, and Nuae [1147/2414] and lost! 0 days, 15:05:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/24 06:02:41] jacob1 [487/882] has come upon SirNeo [581/839] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:44:38 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/06/24 09:59:30] jacob1 and gegenschein have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/24 04:00:12] CrashOverride [832/834] has come upon jacob1 [375/882] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:02:26 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[05/09/24 09:57:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 20 days, 13:57:55 toward level 92.
[05/09/24 17:37:34] alephnull [499/802] has challenged jacob1 [845/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:01:39 is added to alephnull's clock.
[05/10/24 00:02:02] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:04:56 towards level 92.
[05/10/24 04:51:03] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:27:23 towards level 92.
[05/11/24 16:44:05] jacob1 [684/882] has come upon cornfeedhobo [224/700] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:08:32 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/11/24 19:12:41] zbe and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/24 10:23:34] Carl, jacob1, and cornfeedhobo [1334/2488] have team battled Khorne, yang, and tomhek [569/2642] and won! 0 days, 05:57:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/24 20:40:41] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:09 towards level 92.
[05/14/24 09:51:34] Brocker [514/1092] has challenged jacob1 [446/882] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:37:08 is removed from Brocker's clock.
[05/14/24 19:40:55] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:57 towards level 92.
[05/14/24 23:10:53] caeli [426/874] has challenged jacob1 [577/882] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:41:22 is added to caeli's clock.
[05/15/24 10:53:57] zbe and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/24 15:14:37] Koffa, Minus, and sky [1774/2806] have team battled Drin, fstrelok, and jacob1 [2305/2891] and lost! 7 days, 08:11:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/24 07:10:44] jacob1 sharpened the edge of their weapon! jacob1's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/24 20:20:25] jacob1 [570/911] has come upon gusto [117/853] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:33:11 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/19/24 12:09:20] Crazycatlady, Garg, and Omega [676/2962] have team battled wille, bsleep, and jacob1 [1136/2187] and lost! 7 days, 08:50:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/24 19:19:54] ChowderKeg [139/542] has come upon jacob1 [344/911] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 09:13:07 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[05/21/24 01:31:28] TimWolla and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/24 10:41:08] jacob1 and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/24 14:35:45] jacob1 [104/911] has come upon RussellB [230/998] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:52:51 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/21/24 19:55:41] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:20 towards level 92.
[05/22/24 00:15:53] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:13 towards level 92.
[05/22/24 07:59:00] jacob1 got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:22 from level 92.
[05/22/24 10:58:16] popey [340/1023] has challenged jacob1 [689/911] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:50:34 is added to popey's clock.
[05/22/24 15:11:51] jacob1 [869/911] has challenged Omega [113/1145] in combat and won! 15 days, 19:18:34 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/23/24 00:25:23] jacob1 [565/911] has come upon misha [293/909] and taken them in combat! 29 days, 21:33:50 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/24/24 12:21:00] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:38:40 towards level 93.
[05/24/24 16:55:16] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 03:36:49 towards level 93.
[05/25/24 22:43:41] jacob1 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 17:36:21 towards level 93.
[05/27/24 11:17:18] jacob1 [307/911] has come upon Ancalagon [739/833] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:53:22 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/28/24 02:07:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jacob1 with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 08:23:37 from level 93.
[05/28/24 04:35:25] jacob1 [407/911] has come upon Daikojun [703/704] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 01:54:28 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/29/24 21:10:11] jacob1 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:42:26 towards level 93.
[05/30/24 07:47:52] Sario [411/999] has challenged jacob1 [390/911] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:47 is removed from Sario's clock.
[06/02/24 01:27:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 30 days, 08:35:28 toward level 93.
[06/03/24 15:33:49] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:17:18 towards level 93.
[06/03/24 16:36:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jacob1 with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 17:25:34 from level 93.
[06/03/24 17:05:56] Drin [165/1116] has challenged jacob1 [335/911] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:58:03 is added to Drin's clock.
[06/03/24 21:02:08] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:13:36 towards level 93.
[06/04/24 00:17:08] Tenorman [167/764] has challenged jacob1 [836/911] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:40:07 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[06/04/24 02:12:27] jacob1, Drkmirror, and apb [2039/2485] have team battled Fischmiep, Daikojun, and Kayn [1155/1790] and won! 3 days, 04:35:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/24 20:28:39] Garg [61/565] has challenged jacob1 [690/911] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:15:37 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/07/24 08:20:45] jacob1, KyloRen, and mordac [1635/2338] have team battled Drkmirror, TheSilentLink, and Sombra [335/2852] and won! 1 day, 03:49:31 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/24 01:14:22] Sario [93/989] has come upon jacob1 [127/911] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:11:18 is added to Sario's clock.
[06/09/24 05:44:12] tsr, \dev\ice, and hax404 [713/2568] have team battled bsleep, gusto, and jacob1 [2156/2411] and lost! 10 days, 17:12:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/24 13:04:07] jacob1 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:47:41 from level 93.
[06/10/24 21:32:33] zbe [1496/1497] has challenged jacob1 [565/911] in combat and won! 19 days, 14:12:15 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/11/24 05:45:33] jacob1 [263/911] has come upon bsleep [619/647] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:08:22 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/11/24 08:47:35] jacob1 [540/911] has come upon nya [755/817] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:41:05 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/11/24 21:31:42] \dev\ice stole jacob1's level 300 weapon while they were sleeping! \dev\ice leaves their old level 156 weapon behind, which jacob1 then takes.
[06/12/24 12:30:23] jacob1 has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:21:38 from level 93.
[06/13/24 10:02:24] Wolf and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/24 13:24:42] caeli [346/884] has come upon jacob1 [303/753] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:42:45 is removed from caeli's clock.
[06/14/24 23:31:40] jacob1 [371/753] has challenged scumola [479/707] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:03:37 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/15/24 03:05:09] jacob1 [99/753] has come upon hdm [83/1147] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 09:58:47 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/15/24 20:00:59] jacob1 discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:23:49 towards level 93.
[06/16/24 11:42:47] jacob1 [189/753] has challenged tomhek [434/1233] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:37:25 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/16/24 19:45:16] jacob1 [514/753] has challenged theZoMBiE [358/569] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:58:57 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/18/24 01:22:24] allo, simple, and jacob1 [1943/2696] have team battled Zed_Spiker, Ungoliant, and damyan [963/2926] and won! 0 days, 12:13:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/24 03:50:00] jacob1 [458/753] has come upon vectr0n [645/775] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:49:00 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/21/24 02:53:03] io, Nuae, and hdm [2772/3356] have team battled arv, jacob1, and SSLbits [663/1887] and won! 1 day, 01:29:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/24 19:55:48] Pinkman, Notir, and sky [1397/2905] have team battled jacob1, cadfael, and medivh [1144/2394] and won! 1 day, 06:31:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/24 17:28:24] jacob1 [198/753] has challenged bot [196/410] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:30:27 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/22/24 21:53:20] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:36:18 towards level 93.
[06/23/24 05:51:18] soltys [1026/1186] has come upon jacob1 [155/757] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:37:58 is removed from soltys's clock.
[06/23/24 16:38:17] DojShadow and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/24 23:09:51] canton7, theZoMBiE, and jacob1 [1980/2277] have team battled medivh, Affliction, and hugga [35/2225] and won! 6 days, 08:47:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/24 10:46:07] arv [82/527] has challenged jacob1 [169/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:56 is added to arv's clock.
[06/25/24 17:28:53] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:41:55 towards level 93.
[06/26/24 07:35:06] jacob1 [66/757] has come upon CodeGeek [956/1269] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:03:41 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/26/24 16:06:56] jacob1 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! jacob1's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/27/24 12:47:35] jacob1, bobvador, and arv [2043/2377] have team battled tsr, Tangles, and zbe [638/3354] and won! 0 days, 01:56:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/24 17:47:50] heisenbug and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/24 18:34:40] malat and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/24 08:47:44] dbx12 [393/1144] has come upon jacob1 [142/753] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:47:40 is removed from dbx12's clock.
[06/29/24 15:57:01] jacob1 [396/753] has come upon pfoley [57/1160] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:23:37 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/29/24 18:04:22] BastelBot [230/874] has come upon jacob1 [215/753] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:44:29 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[06/30/24 07:57:04] jacob1 [61/753] has come upon Zaratustra [195/610] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:47:19 is added to jacob1's clock.
[06/30/24 11:58:36] hcf [11/171] has challenged jacob1 [206/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:48 is added to hcf's clock.
[07/01/24 03:13:21] jacob1 [7/753] has come upon Celediel [227/658] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:42:44 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/01/24 03:34:20] dwfreed, Notir, and brycec [1834/3327] have team battled Reilly, Misza, and jacob1 [933/2518] and won! 0 days, 06:28:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/24 20:15:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 7 days, 13:51:37 toward level 93.
[07/14/24 22:50:09] jacob1, vegadark, and Garg [1761/2347] have team battled wowbagger, gradator, and EddieT137 [1094/2708] and won! 0 days, 06:59:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/24 12:04:52] jacob1, RussellB, and medivh [851/2563] have team battled EddieT137, kadotux, and kptr [1470/2404] and lost! 1 day, 15:53:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/24 20:08:19] jacob1 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:39:23 from level 93.
[07/16/24 22:06:45] jacob1, t3chn0, and Sario [2473/2782] have team battled Drin, Kachin, and ToHellWithGA [3014/3481] and lost! 1 day, 20:47:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/24 19:00:49] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:30 towards level 93.
[07/17/24 19:08:20] blobdog, hugga, and apb [2355/2779] have team battled solarsparq, jacob1, and Izador [1518/1808] and won! 0 days, 03:18:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/24 13:44:43] caeli [625/933] has come upon jacob1 [659/753] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:55:18 is added to caeli's clock.
[07/18/24 20:23:20] jacob1 [454/753] has challenged Kurenai [551/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:01:29 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/19/24 01:34:26] jacob1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:52:37 from level 93.
[07/19/24 10:28:34] jacob1 and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/24 19:32:55] jacob1 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jacob1's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/19/24 22:38:29] jacob1 [308/748] has come upon Ungoliant [203/836] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:41:24 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/19/24 22:55:49] hetz, jacob1, and Puff [1092/1747] have team battled gryphus, philipp__, and Misza [180/1974] and won! 0 days, 07:00:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/24 06:22:45] BlueJay, jacob1, and fork [1473/2296] have team battled adamus1red, jra, and Nysdar [1670/2307] and lost! 1 day, 06:02:15 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/24 00:50:48] jacob1 [3/748] has come upon Kayn [323/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:56:26 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/21/24 07:48:05] Affliction and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/24 17:40:50] Fischmiep [43/492] has challenged jacob1 [160/748] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:30:58 is added to Fischmiep's clock.
[07/21/24 17:59:36] dyvonna and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/24 18:03:13] jacob1 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:33:59 from level 93.
[07/24/24 08:23:38] tass and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/24 09:29:49] jacob1 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:33 towards level 93.
[07/25/24 10:09:38] Cockroach, V, and hugga [1915/2984] have team battled blobdog, Celediel, and jacob1 [2086/2253] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/24 23:50:13] bt and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/24 01:01:03] jacob1 learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:57 towards level 93.
[07/26/24 01:16:22] jacob1 and Notir have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/24 13:46:23] buzel, jacob1, and HeavyPodda [2041/2401] have team battled HollowWasp, tmberg, and Crazycatlady [1849/2940] and won! 0 days, 02:38:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/24 18:45:19] hiod, Pinkman, and Pricey [1204/2823] have team battled jacob1, t3chn0, and Daikojun [1786/2481] and lost! 3 days, 16:41:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/24 19:06:24] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:29 towards level 93.
[07/26/24 23:45:28] jacob1 [851/960] has challenged Misza [161/1108] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:39:57 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[07/28/24 01:37:13] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:09:31 towards level 94.
[07/29/24 04:27:12] SirBummelz [401/900] has challenged jacob1 [399/960] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:14:25 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[07/30/24 05:33:42] jacob1 [389/960] has challenged Russell [776/1152] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:28:26 is added to jacob1's clock.
[07/30/24 11:09:17] Matthew, cadfael, and Puff [1027/2432] have team battled Lord255, jacob1, and tswsl [265/2782] and won! 1 day, 15:33:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/24 13:51:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 42 days, 01:50:11 toward level 94.
[08/01/24 07:47:29] ahmubashshir, vectr0n, and jacob1 [568/2376] have team battled "\@_, Blohsh, and SSLbits [226/2626] and won! 0 days, 15:56:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/24 20:02:38] jacob1 [146/960] has come upon VonToutCourt [783/1149] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:45:17 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/01/24 21:37:48] jacob1 [577/960] has come upon Fenrik [1223/1332] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:05:41 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/02/24 16:50:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 15 days, 14:39:12 toward level 94.
[08/03/24 03:02:25] jacob1, sco1, and HeavyPodda [477/2502] have team battled pastly, unicron, and f0zk [475/2134] and won! 0 days, 14:13:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/24 03:07:38] freeboson, enteral, jacob1, and medivh have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/24 09:23:40] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:47:17 towards level 94.
[08/04/24 14:07:28] jacob1 [657/960] has challenged tsr [380/1069] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:31:53 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/04/24 15:10:44] SirBummelz [45/914] has come upon jacob1 [191/960] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:49:38 is added to SirBummelz's clock.
[08/06/24 20:15:27] gusto [821/853] has challenged jacob1 [135/960] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:50:39 is removed from gusto's clock.
[08/07/24 18:49:22] Garg and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/24 09:21:10] soltys [200/1182] has come upon jacob1 [17/960] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:15:26 is removed from soltys's clock.
[08/08/24 17:41:57] GilbertErik [145/1038] has come upon jacob1 [123/960] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 17:53:36 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[08/09/24 02:30:45] jacob1 [272/960] has come upon Gorek [937/1021] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:10:43 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/10/24 04:56:25] tomhek and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/24 21:26:48] Aksej, el, and jacob1 [433/3287] have team battled Lord255, d4n13L, and gideonstar [1343/2740] and lost! 0 days, 22:11:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/24 13:51:55] jacob1 [236/960] has challenged Nysdar [31/947] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:31:06 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/11/24 15:57:46] jacob1 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:18:35 from level 94.
[08/11/24 17:40:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 1 day, 11:03:12 toward level 94.
[08/12/24 02:55:21] Nuae [145/962] has challenged jacob1 [354/960] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:14:14 is added to Nuae's clock.
[08/13/24 02:49:18] jacob1 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! jacob1's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/24 06:17:46] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:11 towards level 94.
[08/14/24 01:23:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 0 days, 01:43:07 toward level 94.
[08/14/24 02:29:11] jacob1 [52/957] has challenged Kurenai [829/983] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:52:49 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/14/24 03:07:38] mordac [737/1025] has come upon jacob1 [163/957] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:25:37 is removed from mordac's clock.
[08/14/24 10:41:56] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:16:20 towards level 95.
[08/14/24 12:34:25] jacob1 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jacob1's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/24 15:28:18] jacob1 [693/962] has come upon MetaNova [515/1285] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 08:34:40 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/14/24 18:55:05] hax404 [551/658] has come upon jacob1 [8/962] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:35:41 is removed from hax404's clock.
[08/15/24 19:38:30] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:02:49 towards level 95.
[08/17/24 16:07:32] Ungoliant, Paganel, and arv [1513/2291] have team battled Pinkman, jacob1, and BastelBot [14/3204] and won! 0 days, 17:31:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/24 16:30:44] kenyon [266/1135] has challenged jacob1 [696/962] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:08:06 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/17/24 17:38:36] jacob1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:36:40 from level 95.
[08/17/24 18:09:12] jacob1 was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:30:53 from level 95.
[08/19/24 11:46:44] TimeWarp [160/860] has challenged jacob1 [586/962] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:58:03 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[08/20/24 04:19:55] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:45:15 towards level 95.
[08/21/24 13:55:26] jacob1 [24/962] has challenged Ungoliant [625/847] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:28:16 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/23/24 05:58:25] jacob1 [137/962] has come upon Tenorman [494/766] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 11:16:03 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/24/24 15:54:58] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 21:00:13 towards level 95.
[08/24/24 22:30:32] jacob1 [306/962] has come upon Raithmir [157/348] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:26:05 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/25/24 11:37:18] jacob1 [916/962] has come upon catte [445/506] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 06:30:15 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/25/24 14:30:38] jacob1 and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/24 12:18:43] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:18:27 towards level 95.
[08/28/24 13:03:39] nax_ [55/215] has challenged jacob1 [960/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:22:56 is added to nax_'s clock.
[08/28/24 22:03:19] Bunny [138/170] has challenged jacob1 [124/962] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:51 is removed from Bunny's clock.
[08/29/24 19:19:50] wowbagger [346/999] has come upon jacob1 [382/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:10:54 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[08/30/24 04:50:34] Pinkman [376/1346] has come upon jacob1 [856/962] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:34:08 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[08/31/24 15:33:43] misha, jacob1, and Sombra [2893/3112] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, gendish, and Tenorman [615/2444] and won! 0 days, 12:14:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/24 22:07:10] CompanionCube [214/519] has come upon jacob1 [805/962] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 10:06:08 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[09/02/24 17:58:24] Wam [594/1211] has come upon jacob1 [856/962] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:49:31 is added to Wam's clock.
[09/02/24 23:11:07] Kritzefitz [1105/1197] has come upon jacob1 [169/962] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 14:00:59 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[09/04/24 05:00:59] jacob1 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jacob1's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/05/24 00:30:40] zifnab06 [354/848] has challenged jacob1 [558/957] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:05:26 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[09/05/24 00:34:08] dwfreed, elf, and d4n13L [720/2713] have team battled sparogy, jacob1, and Asara [598/2420] and won! 2 days, 11:54:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/24 01:34:50] jayvee, jacob1, and muirrum [178/2660] have team battled Sario, Fritzl, and nya [130/2169] and won! 0 days, 09:50:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/24 07:05:07] scumola [272/735] has challenged jacob1 [486/957] in combat and lost! 9 days, 18:34:03 is added to scumola's clock.
[09/05/24 12:33:53] Tabmow [27/913] has challenged jacob1 [682/957] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:54:20 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[09/07/24 20:28:27] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:41:56 towards level 95.
[09/09/24 00:27:21] Faradome, sam, and t3chn0 [1965/2806] have team battled chadgpt, jacob1, and StalkR [1885/2675] and won! 0 days, 07:20:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/24 23:05:40] fstrelok, gendish, and jacob1 [721/2342] have team battled hiod, medivh, and caeli [1668/2445] and lost! 2 days, 17:29:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/24 23:23:43] Matthew [824/897] has challenged jacob1 [253/960] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:40:54 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[09/13/24 22:23:01] jacob1 [910/960] has come upon Misza [7/1111] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:29:28 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/14/24 12:58:24] jacob1 [805/960] has come upon ChowderKeg [199/545] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:37:51 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/14/24 23:39:17] jacob1 and Pinkman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/24 17:46:37] IFireflyl and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/24 08:10:22] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:01:11 towards level 95.
[09/16/24 17:47:26] jacob1 [621/960] has come upon Gorek [813/993] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:24:47 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/16/24 18:25:47] jacob1 and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/24 16:55:32] jacob1 [694/960] has challenged nax_ [155/291] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:51:28 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/17/24 23:49:40] jacob1 [849/960] has come upon dbx12 [746/1151] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:41:15 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/18/24 09:18:33] nax_, hax404, and Acolarh [1702/1752] have team battled blobdog, jacob1, and spex [3026/3094] and lost! 0 days, 04:39:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/24 19:57:21] jacob1 [15/960] has come upon jaxson [294/1023] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:15:01 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/19/24 05:49:43] jacob1 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:23:26 towards level 95.
[09/19/24 17:57:26] jacob1 learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:11:35 towards level 95.
[09/21/24 03:34:34] Cockroach, Thorael, and rawgreaze [1231/2928] have team battled Stevland, kenyon, and jacob1 [760/3224] and won! 0 days, 12:51:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/24 16:46:48] Artea [159/292] has challenged jacob1 [344/960] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to Artea's clock.
[09/22/24 21:23:25] Lnk, dxrt, and Zaratustra [703/2180] have team battled misha, jacob1, and zuper [547/2364] and won! 0 days, 11:26:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/24 07:52:34] jacob1 [175/960] has come upon yNos [1014/1211] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:41:24 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/24/24 17:46:09] Tabmow, io, and hiod [811/3158] have team battled jacob1, Kody, and Zed_Spiker [1200/2882] and lost! 1 day, 11:16:21 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/24 17:57:26] jacob1 [718/960] has come upon Nysdar [16/981] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:40:31 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/25/24 03:22:16] elf [571/845] has come upon jacob1 [337/960] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:38:04 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/25/24 09:32:33] TimeWarp [601/881] has come upon jacob1 [327/960] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:42:45 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[09/30/24 05:01:34] Zed_Spiker, jacob1, and pastly [321/2682] have team battled theZoMBiE, rawgreaze, and Asara [404/2638] and lost! 0 days, 10:51:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/24 15:03:41] jacob1 [847/960] has come upon figment [20/468] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:39:30 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/02/24 07:15:37] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:25 towards level 95.
[10/02/24 08:52:11] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:51 towards level 95.
[10/03/24 10:57:45] n0ssh, Lnk, and MELOONi [2191/2953] have team battled "\@_, Cirdan, and jacob1 [2834/2992] and lost! 1 day, 08:55:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/24 23:21:51] ahmubashshir and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/24 10:34:41] bookworm [284/1038] has challenged jacob1 [399/960] in combat and lost! 9 days, 15:26:51 is added to bookworm's clock.
[10/04/24 21:30:38] jacob1 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:19 towards level 95.
[10/04/24 22:52:07] jacob1 [377/960] has challenged HollowWasp [415/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:30:53 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/05/24 04:50:25] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:27 towards level 95.
[10/05/24 11:29:50] jacob1 [614/960] has come upon Cockroach [726/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:56:28 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/06/24 00:47:49] popey [868/1088] has challenged jacob1 [913/960] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:10:03 is added to popey's clock.
[10/07/24 04:56:35] jacob1, soltys, and HollowWasp [664/2988] have team battled nathan, kptr, and Haxx [364/2128] and won! 0 days, 09:13:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/24 11:58:57] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:00 towards level 95.
[10/08/24 12:33:34] KindOne, V, and Cirdan [1140/2844] have team battled MetaNova, jacob1, and Pinkman [2408/3631] and lost! 2 days, 05:14:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/24 16:19:19] TimeWarp, Minus, and wowbagger [767/2709] have team battled jacob1, particleflux, and dwfreed [1015/2765] and lost! 0 days, 07:35:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/24 06:51:54] jacob1 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:19 towards level 95.
[10/10/24 17:38:20] ColonelPanic001, brycec, and jacob1 [1878/3010] have team battled HollowWasp, spex, and Crazycatlady [362/3315] and won! 0 days, 01:02:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/24 21:46:42] jacob1 [858/960] has challenged kadotux [544/848] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:53:15 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/11/24 04:31:32] VonToutCourt [738/1144] has challenged jacob1 [606/960] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:36:24 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[10/11/24 04:31:32] In the fierce battle, jacob1 dropped their level 349 weapon! VonToutCourt picks it up, tossing their old level 167 weapon to jacob1.
[10/11/24 07:55:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 6 days, 17:02:26 toward level 96.
[10/11/24 14:50:54] jacob1 [300/760] has come upon gradator [493/789] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 02:33:51 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/12/24 08:38:53] jacob1 [55/760] has challenged solarsparq [440/808] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:48:48 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/14/24 00:21:28] jacob1 [151/760] has come upon wowbagger [475/1017] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:26:29 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/14/24 08:13:48] Thorael and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/24 22:35:26] zbe and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/24 02:41:51] jacob1 [308/760] has come upon ahmubashshir [633/693] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:18:21 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/17/24 12:27:55] jacob1 [234/760] has come upon nax_ [136/425] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:58:32 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/17/24 22:14:47] Ecko [196/1057] has challenged jacob1 [576/760] in combat and lost! 7 days, 21:21:32 is added to Ecko's clock.
[10/21/24 13:14:45] jacob1 got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:33:45 towards level 96.
[10/22/24 15:00:57] jayvee, unicron, and gideonstar [2168/3109] have team battled yano, jacob1, and Koffa [2507/2822] and lost! 2 days, 22:56:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/24 05:56:11] pants [1315/1326] has challenged jacob1 [487/760] in combat and won! 17 days, 18:02:39 is removed from pants's clock.
[10/23/24 14:30:43] Garg, brycec, and particleflux [2001/2411] have team battled jacob1, pfoley, and mordac [1808/2958] and won! 0 days, 05:25:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/24 18:52:05] jacob1 [344/760] has challenged Nysdar [830/1169] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:04:44 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/24/24 22:00:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 5 days, 13:42:12 toward level 96.
[10/25/24 10:53:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 37 days, 22:31:16 toward level 96.
[10/27/24 02:19:15] jacob1 stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:14:02 towards level 96.
[10/27/24 13:58:36] jacob1, ponzu, and tomhek [70/2331] have team battled RussellB, hcf, and damyan [511/2577] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/24 15:45:10] misha [46/897] has come upon jacob1 [400/760] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:24:10 is added to misha's clock.
[10/29/24 21:30:49] jacob1 [41/760] has challenged jayvee [63/1017] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:28:04 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/29/24 21:37:40] medivh [357/783] has come upon jacob1 [285/760] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:47:46 is removed from medivh's clock.
[10/30/24 22:55:12] jacob1 [326/760] has come upon Zaratustra [741/820] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:43:29 is added to jacob1's clock.
[10/31/24 08:19:53] CornFly, jacob1, and Drin [840/2935] have team battled DojShadow, Theleveler, and jaxson [182/2596] and won! 0 days, 06:06:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/24 14:42:38] TimeWarp [661/881] has come upon jacob1 [77/760] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:18:49 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[10/31/24 23:22:44] jacob1 [31/760] has come upon kptr [328/833] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:57:54 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/01/24 09:54:27] jacob1 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:22:45 from level 96.
[11/02/24 04:52:08] allo [649/921] has challenged jacob1 [690/760] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:57:36 is added to allo's clock.
[11/03/24 08:59:36] bg [490/1045] has challenged jacob1 [447/760] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:43:08 is removed from bg's clock.
[11/03/24 09:19:32] anarcat [892/1137] has come upon jacob1 [122/760] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:54:14 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[11/04/24 00:01:35] nya and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/24 21:21:27] jacob1 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:06:06 towards level 96.
[11/05/24 00:21:22] jacob1 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:57:09 from level 96.
[11/05/24 12:55:01] jacob1 [18/760] has come upon Matthew [745/861] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:08:20 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/06/24 00:57:24] crysis, Affliction, and pants [2810/2870] have team battled ColonelPanic001, jacob1, and manish [1548/2235] and won! 2 days, 10:36:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/24 05:05:02] hugga [698/998] has come upon jacob1 [343/760] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:09:39 is removed from hugga's clock.
[11/07/24 06:35:07] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:41:10 towards level 96.
[11/08/24 23:00:40] Tangles and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/24 17:18:35] jacob1, IFireflyl, and Bluedog [668/2371] have team battled dots, V, and Gorek [305/2823] and won! 0 days, 15:42:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/24 22:10:29] Reilly, jacob1, and "\@_ [485/2407] have team battled thornrag, Misza, and damyan [86/3057] and won! 0 days, 17:41:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/24 22:33:30] t3chn0, bt, and Bluedog [1802/2539] have team battled Thorael, V, and jacob1 [174/2861] and won! 0 days, 11:31:00 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/24 06:36:41] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:47:23 towards level 96.
[11/10/24 09:13:39] jacob1 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:32:29 from level 96.
[11/11/24 08:41:27] bg, jacob1, and Aksej [366/2921] have team battled Minus, cadfael, and tmberg [40/2855] and won! 2 days, 04:54:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/24 14:52:29] jacob1 [571/760] has come upon hiod [495/1034] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:45:48 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/13/24 02:54:56] jacob1 misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:50:43 from level 96.
[11/13/24 05:50:05] jacob1 [550/760] has come upon damyan [435/1067] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:59:26 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/14/24 08:57:46] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:05 towards level 96.
[11/17/24 15:45:34] jacob1 [512/766] has challenged misha [360/900] in combat and won! 20 days, 22:10:04 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/17/24 17:30:06] jacob1 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:11:31 towards level 97.
[11/17/24 20:48:22] Sario, spex, and TimeWarp [2572/3339] have team battled manish, Thorael, and jacob1 [2074/2241] and won! 2 days, 20:53:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/24 22:10:47] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:12:46 towards level 97.
[11/20/24 08:12:05] kinus, unicron, and enteral [1157/2704] have team battled TheSilentLink, jacob1, and "\@_ [2243/2856] and lost! 4 days, 17:43:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/24 10:16:38] gideonstar, sco1, and ialokin [1515/2020] have team battled jacob1, freeboson, and Douwd [2145/2517] and lost! 1 day, 12:41:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/24 18:23:51] jacob1 had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:20:00 from level 97.
[11/22/24 03:35:57] Kritzefitz, manish, and jacob1 [342/2633] have team battled Wizard-Of-Paws, ColonelPanic001, and Techman [1677/2190] and lost! 0 days, 22:54:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/24 03:47:29] jacob1 and RandomZero have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/24 14:55:16] jacob1 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:29:09 towards level 97.
[11/25/24 23:27:17] jacob1 [405/768] has challenged jaxson [974/1094] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:25:57 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/26/24 18:16:21] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:58:54 towards level 97.
[11/27/24 20:53:49] jacob1 [430/768] has come upon Russell [520/1120] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:06:48 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/28/24 11:44:28] jacob1 [98/768] has challenged dwfreed [950/1259] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:53:43 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/28/24 12:44:46] jacob1 [587/768] has challenged Kritzefitz [13/1200] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:18:07 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[11/29/24 02:55:44] bg, jacob1, and keepermurph [460/2392] have team battled jjasghar, slim, and yano [1012/3587] and lost! 1 day, 12:43:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/24 04:49:13] fork [259/1100] has challenged jacob1 [704/768] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:40:21 is added to fork's clock.
[12/02/24 06:38:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jacob1 6 days, 08:04:17 toward level 97.
[12/03/24 11:17:28] dyvonna, tswsl, jacob1, and Wam have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.