Player Info

User: nathan
Class: WeaponizedSpreadsheet
Admin?: No
Level: 66
Next level: 26 days, 08:18:33
Status: Online
Host: nathan!~nathan@idlerpg/player/nathan
Account Created: Thu Aug 3 13:15:18 2023
Last login: Tue Dec 3 10:24:41 2024
Total time idled: 396 days, 16:06:25
Current position: [247,488]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 62
boots: 300 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 86
gloves: 52
helm: 52 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 35
ring: 67 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 58
tunic: 73
weapon: 164 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 949

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: None
quit: 4 days, 13:17:18

total: 4 days, 13:17:18

Character Modifiers

[08/03/23 18:25:20] nathan [0/1] has challenged ion [313/891] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/03/23 19:25:26] nathan [2/14] has challenged n0ssh [318/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/03/23 19:48:07] nathan [6/21] has challenged Asara [492/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/03/23 20:43:23] nathan [31/42] has challenged Koffa [318/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/03/23 21:19:46] nathan [28/42] has challenged n0ssh [594/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/04/23 02:04:17] Kritzefitz [633/1067] has come upon nathan [5/74] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:12:29 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[08/04/23 10:53:45] nathan [47/150] has challenged JamCow [506/975] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/04/23 22:53:39] Crazycatlady, Mat, and nathan [818/1613] have team battled jjasghar, misha, and DontEvenPeek [1785/2780] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/23 01:51:54] nathan [43/180] has challenged tass [438/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/05/23 07:16:54] nathan [37/184] has challenged scornn [8/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:19 is removed from nathan's clock.
[08/05/23 07:16:54] In the fierce battle, scornn dropped their level 38 pair of boots! nathan picks it up, tossing their old level 0 pair of boots to scornn.
[08/05/23 12:19:56] nathan [195/226] has challenged soltys [873/1051] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/05/23 19:53:38] nathan [15/241] has challenged enteral [53/1008] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/06/23 04:30:28] nathan [126/252] has challenged blobdog [127/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/06/23 14:18:58] nathan [48/252] has challenged h00k [465/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/06/23 20:27:33] fstrelok, nathan, and dyvonna [2055/2145] have team battled idleneutral, tswsl, and bsleep [1297/2678] and won! 0 days, 01:04:06 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/23 00:43:54] nathan [101/262] has challenged Neil [63/662] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:36 is removed from nathan's clock.
[08/07/23 11:20:25] nathan [104/262] has challenged Jens [693/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/07/23 16:25:59] zbe [360/1161] has come upon nathan [58/262] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:52:15 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/08/23 00:33:21] nathan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:39 towards level 31.
[08/08/23 02:48:05] nathan [237/275] has challenged Tenedos [430/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/08/23 20:53:34] nathan [141/282] has challenged Malvolio [117/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:43 is removed from nathan's clock.
[08/09/23 03:04:34] Kat [43/274] has challenged nathan [243/282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Kat's clock.
[08/09/23 10:21:14] jacob1 [697/872] has challenged nathan [21/282] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:17:01 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/09/23 13:27:04] nathan [147/282] has challenged boscage [481/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/10/23 13:20:54] nathan [30/322] has challenged Nuae [713/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/10/23 16:38:00] TheSilentLink [69/958] has come upon nathan [262/322] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:27:03 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[08/11/23 17:35:13] nathan [105/344] has challenged EddieT137 [833/1046] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/11/23 18:11:57] bsleep, CornFly, and Bolded [3021/3252] have team battled nathan, Minus, and bananaboat [2283/2319] and won! 0 days, 05:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/23 16:22:23] Daikojun, arkie, and Russell [1523/2308] have team battled nathan, 0x00, and apb [637/1978] and won! 0 days, 10:52:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/23 02:38:39] nathan [274/344] has challenged gildarts [621/873] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/13/23 12:27:33] Khorne [357/1127] has challenged nathan [254/344] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:13:58 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[08/13/23 21:20:17] Kachin [793/1032] has come upon nathan [278/344] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:20:46 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[08/14/23 00:34:58] EddieT137, shikhin, and alexlehm [2431/2845] have team battled nathan, aqsd, and d4n13L [268/1730] and won! 1 day, 08:23:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/23 16:59:28] nathan [335/358] has challenged JigmeDatse [821/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/15/23 01:37:13] tswsl [522/711] has come upon nathan [140/358] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:32:33 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[08/16/23 06:16:47] nathan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:53 towards level 38.
[08/16/23 12:15:15] nathan [263/358] has challenged Kurenai [433/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/16/23 15:01:13] philipp__ [18/36] has challenged nathan [208/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to philipp__'s clock.
[08/18/23 08:56:16] SSLbits [140/667] has come upon nathan [339/358] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:43:41 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/18/23 15:23:03] nathan [243/358] has challenged drahthaar [48/861] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:58 is removed from nathan's clock.
[08/19/23 06:01:53] StalkR, Crazycatlady, and nathan [1563/2224] have team battled BenDover, Sario, and damyan [508/1990] and won! 0 days, 05:46:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/23 17:27:33] eising [400/783] has come upon nathan [51/358] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:43:11 is removed from eising's clock.
[08/19/23 18:37:37] nathan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:45 towards level 40.
[08/20/23 04:11:33] nathan [314/362] has challenged hax404 [384/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/20/23 12:00:45] nathan, yano, and elf [94/2334] have team battled Nuae, Algernon, and slim [2301/2590] and lost! 0 days, 12:19:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/23 01:09:29] nathan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:47 towards level 41.
[08/22/23 03:23:42] nathan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:52 towards level 41.
[08/22/23 18:09:56] nathan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:42 towards level 41.
[08/23/23 05:51:30] nathan [131/391] has challenged VonToutCourt [748/1370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to nathan's clock.
[09/01/23 00:24:35] nathan [134/391] has come upon blobdog [61/425] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:58:17 is removed from nathan's clock.
[09/03/23 00:43:32] nathan [34/428] has challenged dwfreed [892/1210] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to nathan's clock.
[09/06/23 21:38:31] nathan got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:35:58 from level 43.
[09/07/23 06:54:45] Celediel [124/398] has come upon nathan [396/432] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:33:26 is added to Celediel's clock.
[09/07/23 22:46:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 0 days, 01:04:46 toward level 43.
[09/08/23 04:02:47] nathan [313/450] has challenged Kachin [529/1032] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to nathan's clock.
[09/08/23 05:13:54] nathan [201/450] has come upon Pinkman [860/894] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:43:09 is added to nathan's clock.
[09/08/23 10:49:25] nathan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:20 towards level 44.
[09/10/23 01:47:11] Destruia, mukaro, and medivh [251/1625] have team battled nathan, JigmeDatse, and pwae [358/2092] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/23 22:38:41] nathan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:29 towards level 44.
[09/12/23 03:03:29] Cockatrice [641/888] has come upon nathan [44/450] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:39:41 is removed from Cockatrice's clock.
[09/12/23 11:56:12] nathan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:51 towards level 44.
[09/12/23 17:39:50] nathan [207/450] has challenged Celediel [129/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from nathan's clock.
[09/12/23 17:39:50] nathan has dealt Celediel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:00:51 is added to Celediel's clock.
[09/14/23 13:21:06] nathan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:16 towards level 45.
[09/15/23 14:44:43] nathan learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:54:14 from level 45.
[09/16/23 11:37:42] V [459/1152] has come upon nathan [235/450] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:47:13 is removed from V's clock.
[09/17/23 05:56:59] nathan [265/464] has challenged spex [1068/1105] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to nathan's clock.
[09/18/23 08:33:04] Cirdan, t3chn0, and Techman [1116/3087] have team battled idlegood, BenDover, and nathan [229/1723] and won! 3 days, 12:10:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/23 05:17:29] nathan [390/464] has challenged Crazycatlady [383/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:57:54 is removed from nathan's clock.
[09/19/23 12:19:01] nathan [421/469] has challenged megubyte [10/645] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:48:43 is removed from nathan's clock.
[09/20/23 01:37:29] nathan [298/469] has come upon enteral [574/1024] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:23:00 is added to nathan's clock.
[09/22/23 06:42:48] nathan [59/469] has challenged Kritzefitz [995/1059] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to nathan's clock.
[09/23/23 01:40:59] elf [320/1052] has come upon nathan [73/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:58:37 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/23/23 07:30:41] nathan [236/469] has come upon pfoley [821/899] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:26:12 is added to nathan's clock.
[09/25/23 09:02:05] nathan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:25 towards level 47.
[09/25/23 11:01:27] nathan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:56 towards level 47.
[09/27/23 10:49:14] nathan got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:47 towards level 47.
[09/27/23 18:23:57] gegenschein [624/995] has challenged nathan [47/469] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:43:13 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[09/29/23 02:57:25] nathan [30/469] has come upon nawcom [152/909] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:25 is added to nathan's clock.
[09/29/23 08:27:14] nathan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:15 from level 47.
[09/29/23 12:08:15] nathan [369/469] has challenged AlexS [285/518] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:19:35 is removed from nathan's clock.
[09/29/23 16:42:32] Matthew [427/607] has challenged nathan [449/469] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:52:06 is added to Matthew's clock.
[09/30/23 07:46:03] nathan [105/469] has challenged Bluedog [294/902] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:50:36 is added to nathan's clock.
[09/30/23 21:29:36] nathan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:18:23 from level 48.
[10/01/23 12:41:05] Garg, nathan, Koffa, and hax404 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/23 02:41:49] nathan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:15 towards level 48.
[10/02/23 11:16:33] nathan, StalkR, and ahmubashshir [2016/2123] have team battled GilbertErik, Fenrik, and solarsparq [881/2757] and won! 0 days, 13:39:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/23 18:37:49] Nuae, Ecko, and nathan [2275/2405] have team battled Celediel, vectr0n, and sky [1289/2146] and won! 0 days, 09:27:00 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/23 07:23:41] nathan, Wolf, happymeal, and anarcat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/23 02:10:14] nathan [162/469] has challenged elegy [7/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:37:26 is removed from nathan's clock.
[10/04/23 22:43:12] nathan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nathan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/23 07:14:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 2 days, 23:40:27 toward level 49.
[10/07/23 12:34:35] elegy [19/366] has come upon nathan [469/473] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:43:13 is added to elegy's clock.
[10/07/23 21:43:36] nathan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:14 towards level 49.
[10/08/23 17:32:58] nathan [154/473] has challenged roosterphant [328/432] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:49 is added to nathan's clock.
[10/08/23 21:50:00] nathan [205/473] has challenged Ankhers [535/828] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to nathan's clock.
[10/10/23 05:41:21] nathan [340/473] has challenged Ecko [937/1050] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:13:09 is added to nathan's clock.
[10/10/23 13:43:14] nathan [214/473] has challenged washclof [594/1111] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:41:08 is added to nathan's clock.
[10/10/23 22:21:17] Pinkman, el, and Wolf [1447/2618] have team battled scumola, nathan, and BenDover [339/1634] and won! 3 days, 01:23:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/23 13:58:39] nathan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:25 towards level 50.
[10/12/23 22:57:09] Abe [493/616] has challenged nathan [361/473] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:41:12 is removed from Abe's clock.
[10/12/23 22:57:09] In the fierce battle, nathan dropped their level 55 weapon! Abe picks it up, tossing their old level 42 weapon to nathan.
[10/15/23 03:42:59] washclof [410/1111] has come upon nathan [431/460] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:07:44 is added to washclof's clock.
[10/15/23 04:21:49] V [482/1166] has come upon nathan [117/460] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:55:45 is removed from V's clock.
[10/15/23 06:56:07] nathan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:21:08 from level 50.
[10/16/23 23:30:58] nathan, zbe, sc, and alephnull have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/23 12:38:07] nathan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:57 towards level 50.
[10/17/23 15:43:59] "\@_ [1236/1241] has come upon nathan [68/460] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:01:24 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[10/18/23 01:26:11] Gorek [922/1043] has challenged nathan [0/460] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:51:37 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[10/18/23 12:43:34] nathan [121/460] has come upon t3chn0 [713/1017] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:23:40 is added to nathan's clock.
[10/18/23 17:57:18] jacob1, scumola, and CornFly [1998/2515] have team battled gegenschein, nathan, and jayvee [28/2148] and won! 1 day, 14:52:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/23 19:30:30] nathan [384/460] has challenged bobvador [873/1102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:30 is added to nathan's clock.
[10/19/23 12:41:24] nathan, "\@_, and Asara [1924/2634] have team battled Fenrik, mzumquadrat, and V [1630/2947] and won! 0 days, 07:08:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/23 17:15:36] nathan [103/468] has challenged Tabmow [410/936] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to nathan's clock.
[10/23/23 13:29:36] nathan learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:14 towards level 51.
[10/23/23 20:03:09] nathan [173/468] has challenged rawgreaze [60/1010] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:53:06 is removed from nathan's clock.
[10/24/23 02:01:56] kenyon, mordac, and StalkR [2341/2906] have team battled nathan, Bluedog, and Kurenai [951/2351] and won! 1 day, 07:07:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/23 08:09:34] Minus [427/959] has come upon nathan [317/468] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:46:58 is removed from Minus's clock.
[10/26/23 18:50:27] nathan [460/468] has come upon BastelBot [531/784] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:42:20 is added to nathan's clock.
[10/27/23 04:22:18] Acolarh [797/814] has challenged nathan [372/468] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:01:31 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[10/27/23 13:22:16] Tangles, DrinkyBird, and nathan [957/2684] have team battled Kody, caeli, and ChowderKeg [345/1748] and won! 1 day, 01:58:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/23 00:20:40] nathan, tswsl, and Kritzefitz [121/2363] have team battled Bluedog, idleevil, and Minus [1350/2773] and lost! 0 days, 11:54:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/23 08:14:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 1 day, 08:57:13 toward level 51.
[10/29/23 14:35:18] dyvonna [41/1008] has challenged nathan [221/471] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:51:56 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[10/29/23 19:43:41] nathan [370/471] has come upon gildarts [420/877] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:50:54 is added to nathan's clock.
[10/29/23 23:52:55] allo [245/830] has come upon nathan [109/471] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:50:43 is removed from allo's clock.
[10/30/23 03:16:29] nathan [155/471] has come upon nya [390/1079] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:36:59 is added to nathan's clock.
[10/30/23 05:34:56] nathan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:17 towards level 51.
[10/31/23 03:21:13] nathan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:43 towards level 51.
[10/31/23 04:21:41] nathan [238/471] has challenged gildarts [443/877] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to nathan's clock.
[11/01/23 04:43:37] nathan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:47:03 towards level 52.
[11/04/23 08:16:25] nathan [343/471] has come upon BastelBot [222/784] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:07:17 is removed from nathan's clock.
[11/04/23 08:16:25] nathan has dealt BastelBot a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:43:45 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[11/04/23 18:51:33] nathan, idleneutral, and StalkR [934/2170] have team battled Pinkman, eroc1990, and Nysdar [577/2811] and won! 1 day, 09:58:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/23 04:42:08] nathan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:36:27 from level 52.
[11/06/23 01:10:34] nathan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:24 towards level 52.
[11/07/23 12:29:24] rawgreaze [896/1012] has challenged nathan [155/471] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:22:51 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[11/08/23 16:30:08] nathan, alexlehm, mzumquadrat, and Sombra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/23 07:26:33] nathan, RussellB, and mzumquadrat [530/2025] have team battled "\@_, gildarts, and _sh [1650/3207] and lost! 0 days, 04:29:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/23 14:34:36] nathan, Nuae, allo, and ledregion have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/09/23 21:59:59] EddieT137, nathan, and freeboson [1791/2594] have team battled Tangles, Bluedog, and DontEvenPeek [2273/2705] and lost! 0 days, 01:29:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/23 04:45:14] nathan [421/471] has challenged laama [644/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:20 is added to nathan's clock.
[11/10/23 06:45:44] TimWolla [501/1019] has challenged nathan [271/471] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:57:37 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[11/10/23 07:09:53] nathan [43/471] has challenged DividedByZero [250/253] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to nathan's clock.
[11/11/23 16:27:41] nathan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:26:15 towards level 53.
[11/12/23 18:57:41] Neil, nathan, Rayke, and Russell have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/13/23 14:41:43] CompanionCube [381/558] has come upon nathan [123/471] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:05:58 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[11/14/23 12:46:43] blabber [722/1197] has come upon nathan [457/471] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:11:22 is removed from blabber's clock.
[11/15/23 13:16:07] nathan [435/471] has challenged washclof [879/1111] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:06:14 is added to nathan's clock.
[11/15/23 14:01:45] washclof [854/1111] has challenged nathan [14/471] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:55:39 is removed from washclof's clock.
[11/15/23 18:18:04] Aksej, wowbagger, and washclof [698/2975] have team battled nathan, io, and aqsd [1001/2473] and lost! 2 days, 07:12:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/23 20:42:27] gegenschein [737/1014] has come upon nathan [258/471] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 06:31:04 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[11/16/23 06:59:38] nathan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:46 towards level 53.
[11/21/23 23:44:57] alexlehm, blabber, and ToHellWithGA [1414/3288] have team battled nathan, Cockatrice, and canton7 [1603/2232] and lost! 0 days, 07:30:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/23 04:41:54] kenyon, insidesources, and nathan [2062/2179] have team battled KindOne, DrinkyBird, and TimWolla [52/2726] and won! 0 days, 10:52:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/23 14:00:24] nathan [465/476] has come upon BlueJay [347/381] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:24:59 is removed from nathan's clock.
[11/22/23 14:24:05] nathan [469/476] has come upon Sario [650/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:43:54 is added to nathan's clock.
[11/23/23 02:05:57] nathan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:09 towards level 53.
[11/23/23 06:30:55] tomhek, hdm, and ColonelPanic001 [1318/2674] have team battled thornrag, nathan, and el [360/1949] and won! 0 days, 08:19:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/23 21:08:02] nathan [291/598] has challenged scornn [297/531] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to nathan's clock.
[11/24/23 14:53:42] sky, nathan, and bsleep [2014/2956] have team battled aqsd, yano, and shikhin [474/2546] and won! 0 days, 17:23:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/23 23:46:26] nathan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:52:06 towards level 54.
[11/28/23 07:47:08] "\@_, allo, and unicron [1233/2750] have team battled nathan, aqsd, and damyan [824/2177] and won! 1 day, 07:31:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/23 16:41:55] nathan, ColonelPanic001, and TheSilentLink [1756/2096] have team battled gradator, Kurenai, and GilbertErik [2165/2536] and lost! 0 days, 23:12:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/23 20:12:04] damyan, CompanionCube, and Misza [797/2389] have team battled nathan, Gangsterish, and bobvador [1272/2750] and lost! 0 days, 08:56:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/23 22:52:50] Ecko [776/951] has come upon nathan [454/598] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 21:13:16 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[12/01/23 04:09:21] nathan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:21 towards level 54.
[12/02/23 03:20:11] Jens [281/899] has come upon nathan [451/598] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:35:54 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/03/23 14:07:21] TheSilentLink [848/1033] has challenged nathan [385/598] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:35:32 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/05/23 01:16:21] nathan [327/598] has challenged Kachin [268/1030] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:57:20 is removed from nathan's clock.
[12/05/23 03:19:12] kptr [222/592] has come upon nathan [535/598] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:54:55 is added to kptr's clock.
[12/05/23 23:40:15] VonToutCourt [799/1353] has come upon nathan [540/598] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:55:59 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[12/07/23 20:47:46] nathan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:00 towards level 54.
[12/09/23 23:32:32] Aksej [466/1091] has come upon nathan [229/598] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:05:47 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[12/10/23 07:26:29] nathan [220/641] has challenged dbx12 [690/814] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to nathan's clock.
[12/12/23 16:47:27] nathan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:06:04 from level 55.
[12/13/23 01:00:22] adamus1red [96/969] has challenged nathan [394/648] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:35:08 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[12/13/23 06:30:05] nathan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:54:21 towards level 55.
[12/14/23 07:29:10] nathan, CompanionCube, and Kody [800/1690] have team battled Tenorman, Kritzefitz, and GilbertErik [1288/2779] and lost! 3 days, 03:41:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/23 15:07:46] nathan got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:16:45 from level 55.
[12/15/23 06:42:26] nathan [320/648] has come upon bobvador [531/1069] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:55:28 is added to nathan's clock.
[12/15/23 13:09:48] Thorael, nya, and fstrelok [625/2316] have team battled Lenny_, nathan, and u4ia [833/2233] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/23 13:58:24] nathan, Daikojun, noex, and Kritzefitz have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/23 04:29:19] nathan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! nathan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/17/23 17:37:36] d4n13L [320/637] has come upon nathan [273/644] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:42:05 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[12/18/23 02:19:39] idleevil [399/926] has come upon nathan [282/644] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:14:08 is removed from idleevil's clock.
[12/18/23 02:19:39] idleevil has dealt nathan a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:02:31 is added to nathan's clock.
[12/18/23 10:21:25] nathan had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:56:04 from level 55.
[12/19/23 03:15:51] sco1, nathan, and Bluedog [895/1917] have team battled Destruia, el, and scornn [191/2162] and won! 1 day, 02:40:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/23 08:42:56] wille [174/655] has challenged nathan [222/644] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:27:25 is added to wille's clock.
[12/20/23 02:47:33] bookworm [0/831] has challenged nathan [626/644] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:45:07 is added to bookworm's clock.
[12/20/23 08:08:14] TimeWarp [704/803] has come upon nathan [536/644] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:15:25 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[12/21/23 01:18:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 4 days, 22:03:45 toward level 55.
[12/21/23 02:50:33] nathan learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:03:11 towards level 55.
[12/22/23 19:06:57] nathan [631/644] has challenged Garg [109/521] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:02:13 is removed from nathan's clock.
[12/23/23 20:17:36] nathan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:23 towards level 55.
[12/25/23 04:01:13] Silvanus_Betrium, noex, and nathan [414/2244] have team battled damyan, anarcat, and roosterphant [1624/2463] and lost! 0 days, 17:19:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/23 16:03:56] nathan [42/644] has come upon damyan [623/766] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:11:17 is added to nathan's clock.
[12/28/23 09:52:53] nathan [108/644] has challenged EddieT137 [579/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:31:31 is added to nathan's clock.
[12/29/23 07:39:25] nathan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:00 from level 55.
[12/30/23 01:32:50] nathan [626/906] has challenged Forud [32/1032] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:58:05 is removed from nathan's clock.
[12/30/23 16:22:39] bananaboat, Notir, and TimeWarp [2580/2918] have team battled nathan, signofzeta, and sco1 [2164/2344] and won! 1 day, 05:08:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/24 00:38:22] vegadark, nawcom, and jacob1 [1454/2808] have team battled u4ia, Cockatrice, and nathan [1800/2319] and lost! 0 days, 01:52:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/24 04:47:18] talisein [639/663] has come upon nathan [232/906] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 03:56:49 is removed from talisein's clock.
[01/04/24 04:47:18] talisein has dealt nathan a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:48:08 is added to nathan's clock.
[01/04/24 04:51:07] Rayke, alephnull, and dodecahedron [835/1763] have team battled ukleinek, nathan, and cadfael [1108/2654] and lost! 0 days, 16:24:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/24 18:44:56] nathan [497/906] has challenged tsr [30/1001] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:20:24 is removed from nathan's clock.
[01/05/24 23:26:47] nathan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:32:37 towards level 56.
[01/06/24 03:53:04] nathan [40/906] has challenged HeavyPodda [221/949] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:46:48 is added to nathan's clock.
[01/06/24 05:26:43] nathan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:14:27 from level 56.
[01/09/24 00:52:37] nathan [849/906] has come upon gradator [421/800] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:41:48 is removed from nathan's clock.
[01/10/24 11:46:10] Abe, dbx12, and shikhin [1947/2431] have team battled scumola, nathan, and IFireflyl [382/2311] and won! 1 day, 14:00:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/24 14:05:31] bg, nathan, and kzootech [725/2651] have team battled jayvee, SirNeo, and DontEvenPeek [2139/2431] and lost! 0 days, 09:53:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/24 02:20:45] crysis, happymeal, and Abe [2058/2082] have team battled SSLbits, nathan, and dbx12 [2126/2606] and lost! 3 days, 19:43:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/24 16:35:41] scornn [130/519] has challenged nathan [249/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:43 is added to scornn's clock.
[01/15/24 06:44:58] CodeGeek [744/1262] has come upon nathan [311/906] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:03:46 is removed from CodeGeek's clock.
[01/17/24 05:33:13] nathan [249/906] has challenged cfjk [136/852] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:53:56 is removed from nathan's clock.
[01/17/24 10:36:06] nathan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:00:08 towards level 57.
[01/17/24 16:04:40] EddieT137 [86/1091] has challenged nathan [187/906] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:11:09 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[01/17/24 18:05:12] GRIZZLYMAN [67/719] has challenged nathan [672/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:49:37 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[01/18/24 17:57:42] BastelBot, shikhin, and el [562/2657] have team battled JigmeDatse, CodeGeek, and nathan [1922/2995] and lost! 1 day, 16:04:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/24 12:15:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed nathan with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 00:44:06 from level 57.
[01/19/24 12:27:12] Notir [975/1025] has come upon nathan [859/906] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:59:47 is removed from Notir's clock.
[01/19/24 14:58:01] Camembert [205/326] has come upon nathan [152/906] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:06:59 is removed from Camembert's clock.
[01/21/24 16:31:37] nathan [685/906] has come upon PanamaCity3003 [119/303] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:44:31 is removed from nathan's clock.
[01/22/24 01:13:43] nathan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:30 towards level 57.
[01/22/24 21:56:27] nathan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:16:08 towards level 57.
[01/23/24 02:51:50] nathan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:18:09 towards level 57.
[01/23/24 11:44:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 7 days, 10:55:12 toward level 57.
[01/23/24 21:24:07] Blohsh, Wam, and Bluedog [662/2563] have team battled Visievion, pwae, and nathan [1569/2150] and lost! 2 days, 17:07:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/24 07:35:41] nathan [200/906] has come upon buzel [297/847] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:59:44 is added to nathan's clock.
[01/26/24 11:39:36] RussellB, opcode, and nathan [1075/2517] have team battled anarcat, Shinzon, and happymeal [1212/2330] and lost! 0 days, 16:42:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/24 18:33:09] chadgpt, Khorne, and Silvanus_Betrium [1931/2127] have team battled jjasghar, nathan, and drahthaar [2119/2965] and lost! 0 days, 05:39:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/24 20:42:10] nathan was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:30 towards level 57.
[01/30/24 06:34:34] nathan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nathan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/30/24 08:31:07] nathan saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:02:16 from level 57.
[01/30/24 14:22:47] CodeGeek [534/1263] has challenged nathan [79/911] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:30:17 is removed from CodeGeek's clock.
[01/30/24 15:17:30] ahmubashshir, nathan, IFireflyl, and xarvatium have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/24 07:27:15] nathan [0/911] has challenged MELOONi [361/989] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:47:59 is added to nathan's clock.
[02/01/24 00:32:33] nya, Ecko, and HeavyPodda [1647/2671] have team battled nathan, Zed_Spiker, and Kachin [18/3072] and won! 2 days, 01:43:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/24 02:23:27] nathan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:59:18 from level 57.
[02/02/24 02:30:09] d4n13L, shikhin, and jacquesssss [541/2014] have team battled dbx12, CodeGeek, and nathan [2761/3038] and lost! 1 day, 19:01:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/24 16:48:13] nathan [228/911] has challenged TimeWarp [770/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:04 is added to nathan's clock.
[02/03/24 17:10:59] nathan [79/911] has challenged tscherer [146/462] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to nathan's clock.
[02/06/24 11:31:22] nathan [599/911] has come upon Malvolio [494/565] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:21:23 is removed from nathan's clock.
[02/07/24 09:03:27] nathan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:01:32 towards level 58.
[02/08/24 09:32:12] Xenthys, Gorek, and ukleinek [1814/2915] have team battled yang, \dev\ice, and nathan [648/2316] and won! 3 days, 18:46:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/24 18:15:43] tscherer [347/462] has come upon nathan [647/911] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:55:48 is added to tscherer's clock.
[02/09/24 22:30:01] nathan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:31:17 towards level 58.
[02/10/24 02:26:53] Cockroach [191/672] has challenged nathan [197/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:12:48 is added to Cockroach's clock.
[02/10/24 22:41:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 2 days, 08:21:25 toward level 58.
[02/11/24 01:58:22] nathan was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:54:02 from level 58.
[02/12/24 05:05:18] nathan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:10:37 towards level 58.
[02/17/24 17:01:31] nathan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:55:02 towards level 58.
[02/17/24 20:42:14] heisenbug [136/773] has come upon nathan [465/914] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:21:01 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/18/24 02:15:47] spex, nathan, and Aksej [2470/3164] have team battled Lnk, idlegood, and Koffa [1826/2320] and won! 0 days, 00:14:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/24 01:20:12] yang [103/484] has challenged nathan [583/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:27:16 is added to yang's clock.
[02/19/24 07:36:30] Gorek, nathan, and blobdog [2249/2626] have team battled MELOONi, anarcat, and RussellB [478/3331] and won! 0 days, 22:21:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/24 12:22:54] Carl [150/913] has challenged nathan [697/914] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:02:59 is added to Carl's clock.
[02/19/24 15:08:49] nathan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:02:48 from level 58.
[02/19/24 21:37:24] jaxson, nathan, and csc [2084/2170] have team battled Blohsh, ToHellWithGA, and HeavyPodda [1511/2790] and won! 0 days, 03:10:47 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/24 11:26:11] thornrag [422/606] has challenged nathan [907/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:51:42 is added to thornrag's clock.
[02/20/24 16:35:54] nathan, Fenrik, allo, and Forud have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/24 07:30:59] crysis [831/971] has challenged nathan [126/914] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:04:36 is removed from crysis's clock.
[02/22/24 16:50:18] Nysdar [565/1158] has come upon nathan [324/914] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:31:38 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[02/22/24 18:33:56] nathan, jacquesssss, and damyan [1562/2107] have team battled BastelBot, Misza, and Gangsterish [1632/2993] and lost! 0 days, 03:25:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/24 16:52:53] nathan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:31 towards level 58.
[02/24/24 11:57:05] nathan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:25 towards level 58.
[02/24/24 16:51:41] Malvolio [304/580] has challenged nathan [443/914] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:59:29 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/25/24 02:12:59] nathan [546/914] has challenged Zed_Spiker [352/1085] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:48:09 is removed from nathan's clock.
[02/25/24 08:55:06] nathan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:55:07 from level 59.
[02/25/24 16:32:00] BastelBot [645/847] has come upon nathan [435/914] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:34:05 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[02/25/24 17:23:33] nathan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:26:27 from level 59.
[02/25/24 22:48:22] tomhek [959/1243] has challenged nathan [484/914] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:36:40 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[02/26/24 19:27:40] nathan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:09:34 towards level 59.
[02/27/24 01:05:45] ahmubashshir [452/623] has challenged nathan [395/920] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:23:35 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[02/27/24 23:09:01] Tenorman [526/780] has come upon nathan [584/920] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:59:54 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[02/28/24 11:59:58] nathan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:44:03 towards level 59.
[02/29/24 20:22:57] jaxson, nathan, and Puff [1950/2507] have team battled rawgreaze, opcode, and heisenbug [1231/2545] and won! 0 days, 20:21:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/24 02:02:20] nathan [521/920] has challenged Drin [340/1043] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:06:29 is removed from nathan's clock.
[03/01/24 05:39:28] nathan broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:39:01 from level 59.
[03/01/24 21:29:28] Nehi, Bolded, and elf [2021/2127] have team battled nathan, Paganel, and caeli [724/2581] and won! 0 days, 07:27:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/24 05:27:07] KindOne [81/493] has challenged nathan [265/920] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:28:58 is added to KindOne's clock.
[03/02/24 19:47:34] nathan [339/920] has come upon gildarts [480/824] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:41:10 is added to nathan's clock.
[03/02/24 20:05:07] PanamaCity3003, Kritzefitz, and heisenbug [2165/2299] have team battled nathan, olsner, and Kurenai [702/2892] and won! 1 day, 17:22:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/24 06:39:11] nathan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:41:15 towards level 59.
[03/04/24 02:11:33] nathan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:00:07 from level 59.
[03/04/24 03:07:52] nathan [34/920] has challenged Zaratustra [44/631] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:22:51 is added to nathan's clock.
[03/07/24 20:16:44] freeboson, style, and zuper [1349/2003] have team battled nawcom, nathan, and hax404 [2042/2529] and lost! 0 days, 01:58:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/24 21:47:06] nathan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:37:57 towards level 59.
[03/09/24 03:18:22] nathan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:47:05 from level 59.
[03/09/24 22:26:25] nathan, shikhin, and cadfael [2107/2875] have team battled Ungoliant, soygirl, and ToHellWithGA [1752/2572] and won! 3 days, 22:37:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/24 23:12:42] nathan [302/914] has challenged tass [16/743] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:39:44 is removed from nathan's clock.
[03/10/24 00:13:35] nathan [168/914] has challenged sco1 [81/549] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:36:33 is removed from nathan's clock.
[03/10/24 17:24:44] nathan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:07 towards level 59.
[03/11/24 10:41:48] Xenthys, gendish, and nathan [1602/2502] have team battled bg, Jens, and Misza [1348/3132] and won! 0 days, 10:24:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/24 23:36:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed nathan with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 11:59:09 from level 59.
[03/12/24 03:09:02] nathan [216/914] has come upon RussellB [450/998] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:54:12 is added to nathan's clock.
[03/12/24 11:05:48] Koffa [764/991] has challenged nathan [904/914] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:11:27 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/12/24 21:19:14] yang, elf, and blobdog [578/2072] have team battled thornrag, nathan, and jacob1 [469/2408] and won! 2 days, 03:14:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/24 00:35:52] nathan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:03:49 towards level 59.
[03/14/24 01:25:58] nathan was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:24:45 from level 59.
[03/15/24 09:11:38] DrinkyBird [53/1232] has come upon nathan [185/914] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:37:22 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/15/24 09:32:49] nathan lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:55:32 from level 59.
[03/17/24 16:19:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 1 day, 17:25:28 toward level 59.
[03/17/24 17:58:36] ToHellWithGA [170/1309] has challenged nathan [229/914] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:33:42 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[03/18/24 13:59:31] nathan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:37 towards level 59.
[03/18/24 20:48:07] KyloRen [415/419] has come upon nathan [427/914] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:55:27 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[03/20/24 04:22:24] nathan [292/914] has challenged buzel [512/665] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:20 is added to nathan's clock.
[03/20/24 17:01:18] shikhin [785/1205] has challenged nathan [57/914] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:20:44 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[03/21/24 15:00:09] nathan [644/914] has come upon Drin [410/1058] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:45:44 is removed from nathan's clock.
[03/23/24 14:34:17] Butch, zuper, and nathan [263/1707] have team battled signofzeta, Cockatrice, and kenyon [2746/3069] and lost! 0 days, 05:38:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/24 17:17:30] nathan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:16:43 towards level 60.
[03/23/24 20:48:40] nathan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:48:21 towards level 60.
[03/24/24 03:45:26] Fischmiep [310/416] has come upon nathan [699/914] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:29:15 is added to Fischmiep's clock.
[03/24/24 20:05:10] catte, cadfael, and misha [1429/2091] have team battled nathan, Yarosh, and t3chn0 [1334/2497] and won! 0 days, 05:46:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/24 06:44:40] nathan had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:01:56 from level 60.
[03/25/24 18:42:26] nathan [420/914] has challenged \dev\ice [396/938] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:51:37 is removed from nathan's clock.
[03/27/24 15:22:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 17 days, 17:22:37 toward level 60.
[03/27/24 23:55:40] nathan learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:49:24 towards level 60.
[03/28/24 14:46:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 0 days, 09:08:11 toward level 60.
[03/28/24 16:57:20] Misza, BlueJay, and washclof [804/3179] have team battled nathan, Daikojun, and elf [483/2439] and won! 0 days, 03:56:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/24 07:35:14] washclof [389/1474] has challenged nathan [17/914] in combat and won! 11 days, 15:29:28 is removed from washclof's clock.
[03/29/24 19:54:33] Nuae [168/925] has come upon nathan [42/914] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:38:21 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[03/30/24 20:38:07] Minus, nathan, and chadgpt [1909/2104] have team battled zbe, tmberg, and dwfreed [1148/3667] and won! 0 days, 13:30:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/24 03:49:11] nathan lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:19 from level 60.
[04/02/24 04:42:46] nathan [710/914] has challenged Gorek [160/1034] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:57:25 is removed from nathan's clock.
[04/02/24 04:42:46] nathan has dealt Gorek a Critical Strike! 2 days, 20:44:37 is added to Gorek's clock.
[04/02/24 12:38:47] BastelBot [334/847] has challenged nathan [422/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:25:58 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[04/03/24 02:26:18] nathan set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:24:28 from level 61.
[04/03/24 15:03:04] CompanionCube [68/691] has come upon nathan [713/914] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:29:56 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[04/04/24 10:25:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed nathan with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 10:59:12 from level 61.
[04/04/24 16:18:08] nathan [912/914] has come upon idleevil [636/1129] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:31:07 is removed from nathan's clock.
[04/05/24 08:47:42] nathan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:59:04 towards level 61.
[04/05/24 15:05:44] nathan [223/914] has come upon Cockatrice [580/888] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:41:30 is added to nathan's clock.
[04/06/24 20:53:54] nathan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:29:25 towards level 61.
[04/07/24 02:04:22] nathan learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:08:13 from level 61.
[04/08/24 03:15:06] Cockroach [288/695] has challenged nathan [89/914] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:59:05 is removed from Cockroach's clock.
[04/10/24 07:40:20] boscage, slim, and Malvolio [647/2259] have team battled BlueJay, nathan, and Wolf [2234/2755] and lost! 0 days, 17:50:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/24 22:58:31] nathan got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:50:14 towards level 61.
[04/11/24 21:41:10] nathan [377/914] has challenged aqsd [473/803] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:36:54 is added to nathan's clock.
[04/13/24 12:47:54] Thorael, nathan, bookworm, and Mat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/24 19:53:22] nathan [394/914] has challenged ColonelPanic001 [547/834] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:14:05 is added to nathan's clock.
[04/13/24 21:02:04] Neil, bird, and kevkev [1440/1779] have team battled nathan, MadMan, and zbe [816/2953] and won! 0 days, 22:51:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/24 10:25:28] Kritzefitz [454/1182] has come upon nathan [555/914] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:45:36 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[04/14/24 11:29:23] allo, zifnab06, and hax404 [1817/2112] have team battled cornfeedhobo, nathan, and jra [738/1999] and won! 1 day, 14:17:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/24 08:04:16] nathan [682/914] has come upon OobSaco [289/711] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:05:18 is removed from nathan's clock.
[04/15/24 13:14:00] Minus [560/799] has come upon nathan [838/914] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:11:10 is added to Minus's clock.
[04/15/24 16:01:01] nathan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:59:14 towards level 61.
[04/17/24 13:14:21] nathan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:41:58 towards level 61.
[04/18/24 02:54:49] idleevil, nathan, and Pinkman [696/2998] have team battled idleneutral, StalkR, and buzel [1650/2394] and lost! 0 days, 07:02:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/24 14:54:51] nathan grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:59:24 towards level 61.
[04/19/24 13:39:43] nathan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:17:40 towards level 61.
[04/20/24 02:45:03] nathan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nathan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/20/24 22:51:40] jacob1, KyloRen, and pants [1683/2590] have team battled nathan, mordac, and \dev\ice [329/2875] and won! 0 days, 12:07:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/24 04:39:28] nathan [631/922] has challenged Puff [564/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:34:41 is removed from nathan's clock.
[04/22/24 10:06:18] Mathew [76/293] has come upon nathan [228/922] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:16:07 is added to Mathew's clock.
[04/22/24 15:01:11] nathan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:11:42 towards level 61.
[04/22/24 15:47:34] unicron, shikhin, and yNos [813/3316] have team battled spex, nathan, and JohnMH [1125/2584] and lost! 0 days, 06:15:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/24 19:03:58] HollowWasp, bsleep, and nathan [1521/2195] have team battled StalkR, Butch, and Fischmiep [723/1905] and won! 0 days, 15:25:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/24 09:46:09] jacquesssss [394/462] has come upon nathan [386/922] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:14:02 is removed from jacquesssss's clock.
[04/23/24 09:46:09] jacquesssss has dealt nathan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:39:04 is added to nathan's clock.
[04/24/24 00:34:51] nathan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:55 towards level 61.
[04/24/24 22:39:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 0 days, 13:04:53 toward level 61.
[04/25/24 17:44:47] nathan [253/922] has come upon Butch [217/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:45:27 is removed from nathan's clock.
[04/25/24 23:18:03] nathan [772/924] has challenged buzel [574/669] in combat and won! 10 days, 22:59:49 is removed from nathan's clock.
[04/27/24 10:50:14] scumola [675/709] has come upon nathan [785/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:11:29 is added to scumola's clock.
[04/29/24 06:07:51] nathan, Bluedog, and CodeGeek [751/3100] have team battled Ganonk, Malvolio, and Xenthys [559/2421] and won! 2 days, 15:18:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/24 19:34:05] apb [994/1112] has challenged nathan [118/924] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:55:32 is removed from apb's clock.
[04/29/24 23:00:32] nathan, gendish, Nuae, and gegenschein have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/24 08:44:30] nathan [133/924] has challenged CompanionCube [625/666] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:41:00 is added to nathan's clock.
[05/03/24 02:27:34] soltys, bg, and Kurenai [3189/3296] have team battled tomhek, nathan, and cfjk [1833/3010] and won! 0 days, 13:30:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/24 09:58:16] nathan [379/924] has come upon Thorael [393/862] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:30:47 is added to nathan's clock.
[05/04/24 13:44:00] simple, Fehu, and StalkR [1652/2814] have team battled ZOTTA, Acolarh, and nathan [2391/3053] and lost! 7 days, 23:59:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/24 20:01:42] jra [131/437] has come upon nathan [703/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:14:17 is added to jra's clock.
[05/05/24 22:40:10] nathan [543/924] has come upon Kayn [66/622] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:51:31 is removed from nathan's clock.
[05/07/24 05:57:03] nathan [212/924] has come upon Jens [783/990] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:18:56 is added to nathan's clock.
[05/13/24 01:35:57] pwae [347/865] has come upon nathan [52/924] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:27:37 is removed from pwae's clock.
[05/13/24 10:25:50] nathan got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:32:57 from level 62.
[05/13/24 18:03:24] nathan [94/924] has challenged idlegood [381/525] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:11:30 is added to nathan's clock.
[05/13/24 22:08:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 6 days, 10:15:00 toward level 62.
[05/14/24 03:33:25] d4n13L [245/650] has come upon nathan [150/924] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 19:54:03 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[05/14/24 03:33:25] d4n13L has dealt nathan a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:40:58 is added to nathan's clock.
[05/14/24 08:56:41] nathan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:53:44 towards level 62.
[05/17/24 02:24:37] CaptainS122 [430/566] has challenged nathan [486/924] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:26:12 is added to CaptainS122's clock.
[05/17/24 08:58:11] SirBummelz [759/890] has come upon nathan [537/924] and taken them in combat! 47 days, 01:46:23 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[05/18/24 05:14:33] nathan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:18:27 towards level 62.
[05/18/24 10:26:47] MELOONi [403/1167] has come upon nathan [431/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:30:13 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[05/18/24 23:42:45] jra [404/488] has come upon nathan [308/924] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:26:41 is removed from jra's clock.
[05/19/24 04:38:02] nathan [359/924] has challenged n0ssh [184/662] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:06:51 is removed from nathan's clock.
[05/19/24 04:38:02] nathan has dealt n0ssh a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:32:46 is added to n0ssh's clock.
[05/19/24 11:12:56] Cockatrice, Soulwhisper, and Thorael [1105/2257] have team battled nathan, cadfael, and laama [788/2727] and won! 2 days, 00:27:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/24 16:46:16] gusto [567/853] has come upon nathan [471/924] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:48:33 is removed from gusto's clock.
[05/20/24 22:35:13] eising, Celediel, and hax404 [2156/2178] have team battled Cockatrice, tswsl, and nathan [1705/2531] and won! 4 days, 03:58:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/24 03:53:08] Drkmirror [3/462] has come upon nathan [398/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:41:52 is added to Drkmirror's clock.
[05/21/24 08:46:24] ion [281/885] has come upon nathan [296/928] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:04:36 is added to ion's clock.
[05/21/24 08:55:35] nathan [537/928] has come upon nawcom [189/971] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:40:15 is removed from nathan's clock.
[05/21/24 14:25:45] nathan [277/928] has come upon Yarosh [532/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:48:35 is added to nathan's clock.
[05/21/24 22:03:12] wille [278/492] has come upon nathan [328/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:47:57 is added to wille's clock.
[05/23/24 10:20:35] nathan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:27 towards level 62.
[05/23/24 14:00:00] nathan was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:17:44 from level 62.
[05/24/24 08:09:52] nathan [242/928] has come upon popey [914/1023] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:12 is added to nathan's clock.
[05/24/24 16:38:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 0 days, 07:11:28 toward level 62.
[05/25/24 09:25:11] nathan [271/928] has challenged dxrt [155/365] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:41:28 is removed from nathan's clock.
[05/27/24 18:31:29] nathan [64/928] has challenged Malvolio [143/609] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:39:05 is added to nathan's clock.
[05/29/24 18:16:42] nathan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:19:24 towards level 63.
[06/01/24 05:10:25] Forud [215/1054] has come upon nathan [819/928] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:54:40 is added to Forud's clock.
[06/01/24 08:56:48] Omega [858/1145] has come upon nathan [530/928] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:59:59 is removed from Omega's clock.
[06/02/24 08:56:03] nathan [63/928] has come upon kenyon [459/1074] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:27:31 is added to nathan's clock.
[06/04/24 01:17:22] Daikojun [148/704] has challenged nathan [188/928] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:16:23 is added to Daikojun's clock.
[06/05/24 14:03:24] nathan, Gangsterish, and tmberg [2690/3151] have team battled CornFly, bookworm, and sc [1349/3118] and won! 6 days, 01:34:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/24 02:20:27] kadotux [207/246] has challenged nathan [833/928] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to kadotux's clock.
[06/06/24 15:13:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 7 days, 18:32:56 toward level 63.
[06/06/24 19:14:39] nathan got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:03:02 from level 63.
[06/07/24 13:33:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 14 days, 22:41:44 toward level 63.
[06/07/24 15:35:40] Drkmirror [167/462] has come upon nathan [592/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:31:38 is added to Drkmirror's clock.
[06/09/24 02:59:20] nathan, medivh, and thornrag [1868/2313] have team battled nya, Jens, and ahmubashshir [1417/2461] and won! 0 days, 01:21:00 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/24 09:52:57] nathan [855/928] has challenged pyre [514/983] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:10:20 is removed from nathan's clock.
[06/10/24 04:48:04] nathan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:09 towards level 63.
[06/10/24 07:49:04] nathan discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:44 towards level 63.
[06/10/24 09:13:05] mordac [552/968] has come upon nathan [787/928] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:16:24 is added to mordac's clock.
[06/11/24 06:41:01] nathan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:32:33 from level 63.
[06/12/24 18:24:14] nathan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:13 towards level 63.
[06/13/24 11:46:28] nathan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:18 towards level 63.
[06/14/24 10:56:29] DividedByZero [487/778] has come upon nathan [333/928] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:27:58 is removed from DividedByZero's clock.
[06/14/24 14:36:03] nathan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:34 towards level 63.
[06/16/24 09:41:35] nathan [744/933] has challenged ion [241/910] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:05:03 is removed from nathan's clock.
[06/17/24 06:28:34] TimWolla, HeavyPodda, and d4n13L [337/2526] have team battled nathan, Bluedog, and V [1096/2986] and lost! 0 days, 21:24:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/24 09:14:13] Ancalagon [431/860] has challenged nathan [417/933] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:27:18 is removed from Ancalagon's clock.
[06/17/24 09:14:13] Ancalagon has dealt nathan a Critical Strike! 5 days, 16:53:00 is added to nathan's clock.
[06/18/24 13:06:20] nathan fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:24:37 from level 64.
[06/20/24 13:57:19] catte, DojShadow, and Techman [314/1859] have team battled nathan, drahthaar, and t3chn0 [560/2838] and lost! 0 days, 10:09:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/24 15:04:47] scornn [593/915] has challenged nathan [419/933] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:27:18 is removed from scornn's clock.
[06/21/24 07:27:08] elf [408/892] has come upon nathan [574/933] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 13:23:06 is added to elf's clock.
[06/21/24 13:20:20] nathan [488/938] has challenged Drin [784/1141] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:56:32 is added to nathan's clock.
[06/22/24 15:09:12] nathan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:15:10 towards level 64.
[06/22/24 18:06:00] nathan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:35:24 towards level 64.
[06/22/24 22:05:56] IFireflyl [433/799] has come upon nathan [458/938] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:02:04 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[06/23/24 01:31:27] nathan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:46:53 from level 64.
[06/23/24 03:21:46] cornfeedhobo [237/691] has come upon nathan [440/938] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:47:23 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/24/24 00:27:59] nathan was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:53:03 from level 64.
[06/24/24 14:55:40] CrashOverride, pants, and nathan [109/3004] have team battled alexlehm, popey, and CornFly [1562/2954] and lost! 5 days, 22:20:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/24 03:39:28] Fischmiep [238/483] has come upon nathan [31/938] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:03:50 is removed from Fischmiep's clock.
[06/27/24 19:59:10] nathan, ToHellWithGA, and hugga [2603/3179] have team battled buzel, thornrag, and zbe [1692/2998] and won! 7 days, 11:17:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/24 12:06:17] nathan [524/938] has challenged Koffa [340/995] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:43:41 is removed from nathan's clock.
[06/28/24 17:27:54] nathan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:26:03 towards level 64.
[06/29/24 04:47:08] ialokin [248/332] has come upon nathan [522/938] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:25:39 is added to ialokin's clock.
[06/30/24 03:33:05] nathan was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:51:51 from level 64.
[07/01/24 09:30:12] nathan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:30:45 towards level 64.
[07/03/24 11:01:39] nathan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:55:17 towards level 64.
[07/04/24 02:08:18] nathan [894/938] has come upon adamus1red [335/868] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:32:17 is removed from nathan's clock.
[07/04/24 06:47:32] zifnab06 [412/823] has challenged nathan [708/938] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:39:12 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[07/04/24 10:44:03] Yarosh, sky, and cfjk [1187/2345] have team battled Russell, nathan, and Kody [1887/2866] and lost! 8 days, 04:20:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/24 11:40:28] nathan, Pricey, alephnull, and dodecahedron have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/24 01:03:36] Aksej [337/1139] has challenged nathan [374/938] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:04:22 is added to Aksej's clock.
[07/06/24 06:55:47] nathan stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:22 towards level 64.
[07/06/24 18:34:19] nathan was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:20:25 from level 64.
[07/06/24 20:58:03] nathan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:05:04 towards level 64.
[07/08/24 10:25:04] nathan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:39:14 towards level 64.
[07/08/24 13:24:17] nathan [45/938] has come upon Kurenai [48/989] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:04:08 is added to nathan's clock.
[07/08/24 20:17:08] nathan [159/938] has challenged SamusDominus [73/133] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:13:34 is removed from nathan's clock.
[07/10/24 07:32:09] crack [190/212] has challenged nathan [590/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to crack's clock.
[07/12/24 04:42:09] nathan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:32 towards level 64.
[07/12/24 07:39:46] nathan was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:19 from level 64.
[07/12/24 18:15:46] nathan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:05 towards level 64.
[07/13/24 02:02:05] jaxson, gendish, and Ecko [594/2477] have team battled ZOTTA, alephnull, and nathan [2015/2909] and lost! 3 days, 19:04:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/24 21:16:42] SirBummelz [835/920] has come upon nathan [481/938] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:06:49 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[08/23/24 09:06:35] tswsl, kinus, and nathan [1565/2386] have team battled damyan, StalkR, and "\@_ [1384/3235] and won! 0 days, 18:45:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/24 11:53:56] alexlehm [72/840] has come upon nathan [440/938] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:40:09 is added to alexlehm's clock.
[08/24/24 05:48:14] nathan [56/938] has come upon RussellB [521/1039] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:31:26 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/25/24 02:42:38] nathan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:56 towards level 64.
[08/25/24 03:11:16] nathan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:03 towards level 64.
[08/25/24 17:20:21] Fischmiep, Paganel, and bg [1717/2512] have team battled Gorek, nathan, and pfoley [1788/3105] and lost! 0 days, 10:39:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/24 03:09:44] nathan lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:05:01 from level 64.
[08/26/24 09:26:30] bsleep [542/588] has challenged nathan [609/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:10:43 is added to bsleep's clock.
[08/26/24 11:54:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 0 days, 00:26:18 toward level 64.
[08/26/24 12:25:23] pants, mordac, and nathan [473/3268] have team battled AMNeSia, Acolarh, and zuper [790/1631] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/24 12:55:19] nathan [849/938] has challenged caeli [788/933] in combat and won! 12 days, 03:21:38 is removed from nathan's clock.
[08/26/24 19:26:39] nathan [390/938] has come upon Asara [129/619] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:33:42 is removed from nathan's clock.
[08/28/24 23:43:56] Tenorman [226/766] has challenged nathan [845/938] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:29:22 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[08/29/24 09:25:20] nathan [172/938] has come upon jra [335/563] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:25:34 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/30/24 09:43:46] nathan [499/938] has come upon cadfael [386/813] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:24:46 is removed from nathan's clock.
[08/31/24 00:57:30] nathan [505/938] has challenged Acolarh [367/815] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:20:55 is removed from nathan's clock.
[09/01/24 01:17:05] Koffa, dots, and V [255/2521] have team battled hax404, gradator, and nathan [752/2362] and lost! 0 days, 08:15:22 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/24 10:34:16] jabuxas [126/279] has challenged nathan [40/938] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:05:57 is removed from jabuxas's clock.
[09/03/24 18:22:17] apb [973/1190] has challenged nathan [353/938] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:31:43 is removed from apb's clock.
[09/04/24 02:57:54] zifnab06, pfoley, and nathan [1887/2948] have team battled Zaratustra, vegadark, and nax_ [326/1960] and won! 3 days, 04:12:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/24 19:21:27] Blohsh, Tabmow, and enteral [115/2427] have team battled nathan, Tenorman, and CornFly [2127/2752] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/24 04:01:06] zifnab06, crysis, and Wam [2099/3023] have team battled el, nathan, and particleflux [2256/2711] and lost! 3 days, 08:26:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/24 23:24:28] Douwd [7/99] has come upon nathan [100/938] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:24 is added to Douwd's clock.
[09/07/24 00:53:06] fork, Zaratustra, and hugga [1939/2724] have team battled nathan, tass, and jra [2141/2566] and lost! 0 days, 22:57:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/24 02:44:28] nathan [927/938] has challenged jra [30/563] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:18:00 is removed from nathan's clock.
[09/10/24 09:02:30] sc [1016/1175] has come upon nathan [718/938] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:01:35 is removed from sc's clock.
[09/11/24 14:14:23] freeboson [1076/1078] has challenged nathan [934/943] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:48:17 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[09/12/24 13:00:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 1 day, 11:31:54 toward level 65.
[09/13/24 07:52:17] nathan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:10:25 from level 65.
[09/13/24 20:23:13] Neil, t3chn0, nathan, and TimeWarp have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/24 02:12:59] nathan [912/943] has challenged ahmubashshir [549/650] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:42:21 is removed from nathan's clock.
[09/14/24 03:14:02] SirBummelz [397/925] has come upon nathan [572/943] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:38:29 is added to SirBummelz's clock.
[09/14/24 17:49:05] nathan, TimWolla, and canton7 [1365/2737] have team battled Tenorman, tomhek, and Zed_Spiker [921/2889] and won! 0 days, 16:57:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/24 09:37:32] mordac, shikhin, and nathan [2596/3183] have team battled thornrag, Platonides, and BenDover [736/2191] and won! 3 days, 10:09:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/24 15:29:55] nathan learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:29:17 towards level 66.
[09/19/24 03:59:40] ChowderKeg [343/545] has come upon nathan [66/943] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 13:36:57 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[09/19/24 05:39:37] Enapiuz [29/73] has challenged nathan [162/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to Enapiuz's clock.
[09/20/24 14:16:53] nathan invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:17:57 towards level 66.
[09/20/24 21:07:30] dxrt [140/376] has come upon nathan [343/943] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 22:23:43 is added to dxrt's clock.
[09/21/24 01:10:48] dyvonna, nathan, and Yarosh [1317/2234] have team battled thornrag, insidesources, and csc2ya [1725/2532] and lost! 1 day, 20:28:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/24 13:18:19] brycec [292/1222] has come upon nathan [40/943] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:33:05 is removed from brycec's clock.
[09/22/24 09:27:33] mordac [50/1025] has challenged nathan [745/943] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:24:57 is added to mordac's clock.
[09/22/24 19:23:20] "\@_ [840/918] has challenged nathan [49/943] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:53:55 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[09/22/24 20:54:36] RandomZero [45/309] has challenged nathan [511/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to RandomZero's clock.
[09/28/24 16:19:35] nathan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:27:34 towards level 66.
[09/29/24 09:26:42] nathan [522/943] has come upon Tabmow [50/914] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:05:20 is removed from nathan's clock.
[09/29/24 09:27:36] nathan bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:32:03 from level 66.
[09/30/24 16:31:04] RandomZero [233/397] has challenged nathan [588/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to RandomZero's clock.
[10/01/24 15:30:33] gryphus [65/423] has challenged nathan [593/943] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to gryphus's clock.
[10/02/24 10:36:15] koyaan [275/441] has challenged nathan [169/943] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:47:02 is removed from koyaan's clock.
[10/02/24 18:41:31] Wam [979/1197] has challenged nathan [141/943] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:01:07 is removed from Wam's clock.
[10/03/24 21:42:06] nathan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:12:40 towards level 66.
[10/04/24 09:41:42] nathan, apb, medivh, and TimeWarp have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/05/24 06:48:32] Puff [330/703] has come upon nathan [468/943] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:55:50 is added to Puff's clock.
[10/05/24 18:59:08] GRIZZLYMAN [930/1073] has come upon nathan [192/943] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:29:33 is removed from GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[10/05/24 19:55:07] nathan had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:21:37 from level 66.
[10/06/24 10:38:24] nathan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:49 towards level 66.
[10/06/24 11:01:14] soltys [132/1184] has come upon nathan [239/943] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:17:06 is added to soltys's clock.
[10/07/24 04:56:35] jacob1, soltys, and HollowWasp [664/2988] have team battled nathan, kptr, and Haxx [364/2128] and won! 0 days, 09:13:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/24 18:48:58] nathan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:59 towards level 66.
[10/08/24 02:11:21] nathan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:43:54 towards level 66.
[10/08/24 09:17:40] nathan [770/943] has come upon StalkR [1164/1294] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:30:54 is added to nathan's clock.
[10/09/24 22:55:01] nathan lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:01:33 from level 66.
[10/10/24 09:26:26] nathan [630/943] has challenged Mat [929/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:00:07 is added to nathan's clock.
[10/11/24 03:42:54] dxrt, HollowWasp, and przt [534/1461] have team battled StalkR, nathan, and wowbagger [539/3254] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/24 14:34:14] nathan [561/943] has challenged Pinkman [1380/1392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:54:26 is added to nathan's clock.
[10/11/24 21:39:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 2 days, 07:48:49 toward level 66.
[10/12/24 09:36:02] nathan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:40:29 towards level 66.
[10/12/24 10:39:59] dbaoty [49/254] has challenged nathan [895/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to dbaoty's clock.
[10/12/24 17:22:21] nathan bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:56 towards level 66.
[10/14/24 09:36:25] nathan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:03 towards level 66.
[10/14/24 11:24:07] nathan found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:29 towards level 66.
[10/15/24 16:49:51] nathan got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:47 towards level 66.
[10/16/24 17:08:41] nathan [860/943] has challenged Techman [674/755] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:38:39 is removed from nathan's clock.
[10/16/24 17:08:41] nathan has dealt Techman a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:23:15 is added to Techman's clock.
[10/17/24 12:17:46] nathan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:07:58 from level 67.
[10/21/24 11:14:43] nathan got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:32:25 from level 67.
[10/22/24 10:12:08] nathan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:17:01 towards level 67.
[10/22/24 10:58:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried nathan 18 days, 14:53:16 toward level 67.
[10/25/24 05:46:58] nathan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:02:49 from level 67.
[10/26/24 10:59:17] Cirdan [968/1118] has come upon nathan [515/949] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 01:19:26 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[10/27/24 14:52:41] keepmyshirt [344/640] has come upon nathan [774/949] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:29:16 is added to keepmyshirt's clock.
[10/28/24 04:17:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed nathan with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 12:30:42 from level 67.
[10/28/24 12:57:06] nathan got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:17:51 from level 67.
[10/29/24 08:03:57] nathan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:13:39 from level 67.
[10/29/24 11:53:11] nathan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:13:10 towards level 67.
[10/29/24 17:58:07] przt, enteral, and TimeWarp [368/2047] have team battled EddieT137, Koffa, and nathan [2456/3125] and lost! 0 days, 09:46:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/24 18:10:07] Forud [889/981] has come upon nathan [331/949] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:18:34 is removed from Forud's clock.
[10/30/24 02:32:20] KindOne [68/533] has challenged nathan [545/949] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:47:13 is added to KindOne's clock.