Player Info
User: pwae
Class: Pwaefeller
Admin?: No
Level: 89
Next level: 53 days, 01:08:39
Status: Online
Host: pwae!~praetoria@farce.nullis.net
Account Created: Tue Jun 8 06:39:07 2021
Last login: Thu Oct 31 11:56:06 2024
Total time idled: 1256 days, 20:32:03
Current position: [468,0]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]
Map
Items
amulet: 163 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 262 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 81
gloves: 65
helm: 76
leggings: 52
ring: 85
shield: 58
tunic: 108 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 333 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]
sum: 1283
Penalties
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 8 days, 16:26:52
part: None
quest: None
quit: 125 days, 17:08:18
total: 134 days, 09:35:10
Character Modifiers
[06/08/21 12:00:45] pwae [2/4] has challenged pztrn [132/174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/08/21 14:02:29] pwae [17/35] has challenged MightyDrv [49/88] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/08/21 17:54:37] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:27 towards level 14.
[06/08/21 22:00:32] hdm [7/18] has challenged pwae [29/109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to hdm's clock.
[06/08/21 23:32:46] pwae [0/122] has challenged RussellB [119/253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/09/21 00:29:17] Khorne [14/67] has challenged pwae [24/122] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to Khorne's clock.
[06/09/21 10:42:29] simple [187/284] has challenged pwae [7/150] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/10/21 02:11:47] pwae [95/189] has come upon Paganel [67/272] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:12:57 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/10/21 02:12:20] pwae [171/189] has come upon Gorek [168/336] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:13:44 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/10/21 04:50:15] pwae [139/222] has challenged Otto [54/201] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/10/21 11:10:23] pwae [151/262] has challenged pfoley [201/271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/10/21 17:42:18] Phil [189/288] has challenged pwae [257/262] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Phil's clock.
[06/10/21 19:37:43] pwae [222/262] has challenged freeboson [7/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:00 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/11/21 01:47:26] damyan [118/261] has challenged pwae [88/262] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from damyan's clock.
[06/11/21 04:03:45] pwae [15/268] has challenged MetaNova [177/243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/11/21 04:54:58] trashicus [6/7] has come upon pwae [99/268] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:07 is added to trashicus's clock.
[06/11/21 15:52:29] Makhno [276/298] has challenged pwae [228/268] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from Makhno's clock.
[06/11/21 15:54:47] pwae [236/268] has challenged MetaNova [207/243] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/12/21 03:15:42] pwae [159/339] has challenged Khorne [95/255] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/12/21 16:34:06] pwae [229/339] has challenged jacob1 [114/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/12/21 21:51:33] CrashOverride, Lord255, and pwae [806/1017] have team battled kline, Misza, and mordac [389/859] and won! 0 days, 01:59:45 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/21 03:29:34] nya [32/319] has challenged pwae [128/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to nya's clock.
[06/13/21 05:01:25] Tor [122/355] has challenged pwae [29/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:26:24 is removed from Tor's clock.
[06/13/21 05:50:32] pwae [332/339] has challenged Tenorman [193/275] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/13/21 15:36:47] Pici [37/218] has challenged pwae [181/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Pici's clock.
[06/13/21 23:38:59] pwae [253/339] has challenged chiastre [46/247] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/14/21 20:25:13] pwae [293/339] has challenged Kite [265/308] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/15/21 10:41:00] pwae got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:03 towards level 35.
[06/15/21 11:49:21] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:20 towards level 35.
[06/15/21 18:10:23] pwae [250/343] has challenged jaxson [61/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:16 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/16/21 13:37:47] pwae [169/343] has come upon Forud [146/412] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:42:36 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/16/21 17:30:50] bobvador [340/345] has challenged pwae [195/343] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[06/16/21 20:48:41] pwae [339/343] has challenged kline [102/316] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/18/21 04:43:30] pwae [305/343] has challenged BMO [141/345] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/18/21 22:50:35] Kite [171/327] has challenged pwae [45/343] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from Kite's clock.
[06/18/21 23:43:12] bg, pwae, and Fenrik [358/944] have team battled blackroot, uovobw, and The_Decryptor [309/1019] and won! 0 days, 01:02:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/21 11:21:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed pwae with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:56:51 from level 38.
[06/19/21 18:26:18] pwae [163/349] has challenged buZz [70/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/19/21 19:14:32] pwae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:11:18 from level 39.
[06/19/21 19:55:54] d4n13L, laama, and apb [431/923] have team battled pants, pwae, and Tenedos [79/855] and won! 0 days, 01:00:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/21 11:51:01] R2robot [267/357] has challenged pwae [212/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from R2robot's clock.
[06/21/21 16:43:59] gerry666 [139/263] has challenged pwae [81/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:30 is removed from gerry666's clock.
[06/21/21 17:18:49] pwae [60/349] has challenged Notir [48/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/21/21 17:45:30] Puff [291/354] has challenged pwae [250/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from Puff's clock.
[06/22/21 11:14:46] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:45 towards level 40.
[06/23/21 04:40:57] pwae [305/349] has come upon Drin [226/292] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:00:20 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/24/21 11:23:17] pwae [256/376] has challenged kenyon [277/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/24/21 15:04:40] MrGlass [112/298] has challenged pwae [367/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[06/25/21 06:34:31] pwae learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:15 towards level 41.
[06/26/21 01:59:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 0 days, 10:25:56 toward level 41.
[06/26/21 04:15:45] jgn [67/452] has challenged pwae [126/376] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to jgn's clock.
[06/26/21 11:39:56] pwae [213/376] has come upon The_Decryptor [166/431] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:35:51 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/26/21 17:02:39] pwae [373/376] has challenged Sokar [287/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/27/21 01:25:16] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:04 towards level 42.
[06/28/21 00:06:07] Pingerfowder [53/141] has come upon pwae [228/376] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:19:37 is added to Pingerfowder's clock.
[06/29/21 05:00:00] pwae set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:10:27 from level 42.
[06/29/21 07:39:55] pwae [88/377] has challenged crank [295/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/29/21 18:08:28] Alarien [116/328] has challenged pwae [299/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Alarien's clock.
[06/30/21 20:47:26] tsr [262/438] has challenged pwae [279/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to tsr's clock.
[07/01/21 11:04:11] CompanionCube [0/388] has challenged pwae [286/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[07/01/21 11:13:28] metadaemon [10/375] has come upon pwae [343/377] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:24 is added to metadaemon's clock.
[07/01/21 17:24:33] pwae met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:38:42 from level 43.
[07/01/21 20:26:55] pwae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:28 towards level 43.
[07/01/21 23:44:16] pwae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:27 towards level 43.
[07/03/21 01:53:32] pwae [113/377] has challenged Destruia [101/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/03/21 08:17:48] Makhno, Wolf, and Zaratustra [739/1143] have team battled pwae, bg, and V [1010/1281] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:09 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/21 02:26:17] pwae ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:24:45 from level 44.
[07/04/21 06:08:35] Alarien [269/382] has come upon pwae [113/377] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:47:44 is removed from Alarien's clock.
[07/05/21 02:36:00] Karen [0/1] has challenged pwae [374/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Karen's clock.
[07/06/21 16:19:52] pwae, jaxson, and CrashOverride [579/1249] have team battled nCrazed, texke, and DrinkyBird [931/983] and lost! 0 days, 01:45:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/21 02:55:20] pwae [333/377] has challenged mrmonday [79/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/07/21 12:09:03] xbill, jjasghar, and pwae [117/1101] have team battled RaptorJesus, Theleveler, and Majak [531/1150] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/21 17:19:58] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:20 towards level 45.
[07/12/21 11:36:26] Tor [253/430] has challenged pwae [60/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:32:37 is removed from Tor's clock.
[07/13/21 11:55:20] pwae [381/391] has challenged The_Decryptor [342/589] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/13/21 13:42:08] Gorek [318/437] has challenged pwae [163/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:05:23 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[07/13/21 18:22:20] simple [484/557] has challenged pwae [152/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/14/21 05:45:49] JeDa [246/484] has challenged pwae [236/391] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:07 is removed from JeDa's clock.
[07/14/21 10:39:37] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:49 towards level 46.
[07/15/21 01:37:29] BMO [213/392] has come upon pwae [220/391] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:35:40 is added to BMO's clock.
[07/17/21 22:28:58] pwae [196/399] has challenged spex [111/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/19/21 00:35:59] soltys, bookworm, and Russell [1251/1461] have team battled KyloRen, pwae, and Covid-19 [1055/1127] and won! 0 days, 22:03:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/21 18:31:59] ion [12/495] has come upon pwae [251/399] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:58:15 is added to ion's clock.
[07/19/21 21:31:04] nCrazed [353/384] has challenged pwae [373/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to nCrazed's clock.
[07/20/21 09:13:40] pwae [389/399] has come upon Ankhers [259/354] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:35:37 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/20/21 17:07:22] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:53 towards level 47.
[07/21/21 08:45:18] tmberg [107/386] has challenged pwae [316/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to tmberg's clock.
[07/21/21 13:45:56] elf, Hirion, and nyuszika7h [923/1449] have team battled TimWolla, pwae, and buZz [749/1152] and won! 0 days, 05:12:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/21 16:15:37] apiw [42/368] has challenged pwae [373/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/21/21 17:34:25] zankore [405/431] has come upon pwae [303/399] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:46:27 is removed from zankore's clock.
[07/22/21 04:12:40] Khorne, pwae, and gerry666 [1217/1249] have team battled ion, drahthaar, and MsYou [1171/1531] and won! 0 days, 04:34:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/21 16:30:47] pwae [45/399] has challenged Jens [316/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:06 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/22/21 21:19:03] pwae [256/399] has come upon gradator [463/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:41 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/22/21 23:01:13] pwae [129/399] has challenged popey [274/356] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/23/21 11:10:25] pwae [61/399] has come upon rfc2549 [99/460] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:30:38 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/24/21 00:13:12] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:58 towards level 48.
[07/24/21 14:58:36] Arch, szczot3k, and pwae [909/1320] have team battled washclof, Nysdar, and Affliction [157/1409] and won! 0 days, 00:24:14 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/21 13:21:23] blackroot [337/425] has challenged pwae [66/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from blackroot's clock.
[07/25/21 23:20:32] KyloRen, buZz, and jaxson [37/1132] have team battled westoR, pwae, and BMO [444/1040] and lost! 0 days, 10:58:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/21 06:18:46] pwae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:11:36 from level 48.
[07/27/21 07:19:20] pwae [271/399] has come upon Togra [447/621] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:59:31 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/27/21 18:31:48] pwae [12/399] has come upon TBB [230/342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:37:37 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/30/21 02:47:59] pwae [174/399] has come upon Abigail [58/175] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:04:55 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/30/21 14:55:54] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:10 towards level 48.
[07/31/21 04:54:29] pwae [145/404] has challenged heisenbug [566/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/31/21 21:52:30] pwae [129/404] has challenged bsleep [270/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:18:42 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/01/21 03:06:42] VonToutCourt [5/213] has challenged pwae [383/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[08/01/21 12:47:55] misha [256/359] has come upon pwae [249/404] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:35:51 is removed from misha's clock.
[08/01/21 18:46:51] pwae [133/404] has come upon edef [167/474] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:51:00 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/02/21 17:53:35] krin, bg, and womblecat [507/1047] have team battled wille, pwae, and nawcom [982/1173] and lost! 0 days, 02:29:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/21 20:17:58] pastly, A_Dragon, and lightstalker [1126/1495] have team battled pwae, scornn, and gradator [839/1324] and won! 0 days, 05:33:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/21 01:58:14] womblecat [117/281] has challenged pwae [120/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to womblecat's clock.
[08/04/21 03:00:17] pwae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:19:44 from level 49.
[08/04/21 12:10:56] pwae [131/404] has challenged Paganel [302/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:53:40 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/04/21 23:13:21] pwae [334/404] has challenged Globbs [179/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:39:32 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/05/21 00:08:52] VonToutCourt [270/323] has challenged pwae [252/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:31 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[08/05/21 00:08:52] In the fierce battle, pwae dropped their level 34 amulet! VonToutCourt picks it up, tossing their old level 15 amulet to pwae.
[08/05/21 06:30:00] pwae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:57:19 towards level 49.
[08/05/21 07:31:31] pwae [308/385] has come upon Uplime [72/362] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:14:45 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/05/21 23:56:16] Notir [315/480] has challenged pwae [92/385] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Notir's clock.
[08/07/21 07:33:12] pwae was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:52 towards level 49.
[08/07/21 21:28:29] pyre [204/513] has challenged pwae [365/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:58:11 is added to pyre's clock.
[08/08/21 14:46:19] Khorne, pwae, nyuszika7h, and zgrep have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/21 08:27:32] pwae [372/484] has challenged edk [285/695] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/09/21 23:22:02] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:42:23 towards level 50.
[08/10/21 00:47:12] texke [108/387] has come upon pwae [370/484] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:15:45 is added to texke's clock.
[08/10/21 01:51:00] CrashOverride [598/621] has challenged pwae [301/484] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[08/11/21 09:01:45] pants, CrashOverride, and Andrio [1500/1509] have team battled simple, Thorael, and pwae [1790/1896] and lost! 0 days, 05:24:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/21 09:45:52] pwae was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:41:53 from level 50.
[08/11/21 14:09:59] Globbs, Sherpard2, and Platonides [437/1400] have team battled gettu, pwae, and Forud [383/1428] and won! 0 days, 01:53:57 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/21 15:59:53] LoSKi [3/14] has challenged pwae [156/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to LoSKi's clock.
[08/13/21 10:35:48] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:16 towards level 50.
[08/13/21 23:16:45] Bkid [276/479] has challenged pwae [133/484] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[08/14/21 11:35:00] pwae invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:08 towards level 50.
[08/14/21 12:02:55] pwae [82/484] has challenged Asara [197/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:08:33 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/15/21 02:52:04] shymega [66/77] has challenged pwae [40/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:15 is removed from shymega's clock.
[08/15/21 15:07:12] yano, Bahhumbug, and pwae [379/1176] have team battled dwfreed, Lord255, and bg [1098/1472] and lost! 0 days, 05:36:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/21 21:17:39] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:50 towards level 50.
[08/16/21 05:14:02] freeboson [190/449] has challenged pwae [302/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:11:16 is added to freeboson's clock.
[08/16/21 10:32:55] pwae, sc, and pfoley [888/1492] have team battled Puff, Ancalagon, and fattrat [1116/1504] and lost! 0 days, 04:12:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/21 12:02:45] Kronan [119/234] has challenged pwae [153/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Kronan's clock.
[08/17/21 12:24:59] BastelBot [382/490] has come upon pwae [158/484] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:29:58 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[08/17/21 23:25:03] pwae [238/484] has challenged Sherpard2 [415/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/18/21 05:27:27] Pricey, HeavyPodda, and pwae [951/1380] have team battled Finley, gdm, and Disruptor [321/1284] and won! 1 day, 01:28:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/21 21:37:41] pwae [342/495] has come upon popey [119/401] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:09:06 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/22/21 11:47:35] iiriix [172/380] has challenged pwae [358/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:34:39 is added to iiriix's clock.
[08/23/21 00:50:41] vectr0n [57/558] has challenged pwae [152/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:44:53 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[08/26/21 08:13:08] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:42 towards level 51.
[08/27/21 06:37:26] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:56 towards level 51.
[08/27/21 09:09:27] hdm [478/621] has come upon pwae [420/495] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:24:23 is removed from hdm's clock.
[08/27/21 09:25:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 0 days, 04:37:24 toward level 51.
[08/27/21 09:47:24] DownAndUp [343/373] has challenged pwae [198/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:52 is removed from DownAndUp's clock.
[08/27/21 19:15:27] pwae [449/495] has challenged Crazycatlady [525/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/27/21 20:05:24] MELOONi, pwae, and _sh [858/1667] have team battled canton7, kline, and Nysdar [621/1360] and won! 1 day, 04:58:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/21 20:51:28] pwae sharpened the edge of their weapon! pwae's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/21 00:17:48] Beefcan [320/520] has challenged pwae [376/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:29 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/30/21 13:23:53] pwae found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:32:40 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 22:53:07] pwae found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:28:37 towards level 52.
[08/31/21 07:35:52] jjasghar [123/378] has challenged pwae [452/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:15:17 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[08/31/21 14:38:25] tswsl, pwae, and pztrn [640/1328] have team battled jacob1, AlexS, and Mlajzuk [715/1565] and lost! 1 day, 03:22:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/21 16:31:29] pwae [364/499] has come upon misha [141/382] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:17:14 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/01/21 00:55:11] bsleep [500/657] has challenged pwae [6/499] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from bsleep's clock.
[09/01/21 00:55:11] In the fierce battle, pwae dropped their level 42 charm! bsleep picks it up, tossing their old level 31 charm to pwae.
[09/02/21 08:51:19] QinWentian [167/204] has challenged pwae [390/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to QinWentian's clock.
[09/02/21 12:16:27] Alys [31/171] has challenged pwae [208/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to Alys's clock.
[09/02/21 13:49:42] scumola [96/220] has come upon pwae [411/488] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:57 is added to scumola's clock.
[09/03/21 08:56:11] pwae got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:31:24 from level 52.
[09/03/21 09:57:25] omero [120/389] has challenged pwae [51/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:47:10 is removed from omero's clock.
[09/05/21 02:18:15] pwae [12/488] has come upon mrmonday [37/530] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:35:34 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/05/21 08:17:48] xbill, Algernon, and Gorek [1307/1730] have team battled clubbprez, pwae, and sheu [684/1231] and won! 0 days, 20:30:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/21 11:51:14] pwae [144/488] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [551/614] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:23:09 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/05/21 20:40:14] pwae [18/488] has come upon bananaboat [153/368] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:12:56 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/06/21 06:52:49] Covid-19 [294/493] has challenged pwae [432/488] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[09/07/21 08:54:23] pwae [162/488] has come upon Affliction [444/535] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:07:00 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/07/21 08:59:33] pwae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:01:38 towards level 52.
[09/07/21 22:00:47] pwae, Alarien, and TimWolla [1251/1507] have team battled iiriix, Hirion, and Andrio [320/1346] and won! 0 days, 08:57:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/21 08:54:50] Quack, golgy, and Alarien [925/1373] have team battled pwae, twobit, and Vroomfondel [118/1168] and won! 0 days, 10:00:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/21 09:50:54] pwae [158/499] has challenged Algernon [162/505] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/10/21 04:48:34] pwae [135/499] has come upon hax404 [282/416] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:44:11 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/10/21 08:44:25] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:31:23 towards level 53.
[09/11/21 08:42:44] pwae [441/499] has come upon JackyB [162/388] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:15:48 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/11/21 12:41:18] Koffa [337/531] has challenged pwae [432/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:44:49 is added to Koffa's clock.
[09/12/21 16:12:52] pwae got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:42:16 from level 53.
[09/12/21 17:45:05] pwae [302/499] has come upon StalkR [136/411] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:43:10 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/12/21 23:04:17] buzel, pwae, buzzzzz, and VonToutCourt have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/21 13:40:50] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:11 towards level 53.
[09/13/21 15:58:10] BUSY, gdm, and pwae [294/1454] have team battled Majak, CharlieAngel, and Khorne [1058/1505] and lost! 0 days, 20:35:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/21 01:17:54] pwae was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:50:01 from level 53.
[09/14/21 15:19:50] pwae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:20:54 from level 53.
[09/14/21 17:20:25] Abe, gradator, and tswsl [906/1448] have team battled Cirdan, pwae, and unicron [1235/1494] and lost! 1 day, 20:08:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/21 18:34:25] pwae sharpened the edge of their weapon! pwae's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/21 07:01:38] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:41 towards level 53.
[09/15/21 19:29:56] pwae grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:39:06 towards level 53.
[09/16/21 04:32:17] pwae was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:52:47 from level 53.
[09/16/21 15:45:48] pwae [261/504] has come upon spex [386/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:51:27 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/16/21 21:13:43] pwae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:55 towards level 53.
[09/17/21 22:50:43] pwae [492/504] has challenged Fenrik [296/439] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:49:42 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/18/21 05:52:22] pwae [83/504] has challenged talisein [49/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:30:25 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/18/21 10:53:34] pwae [117/504] has challenged RussellB [41/759] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:44:55 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/18/21 13:55:43] pwae [55/504] has come upon pyre [518/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:56:56 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/18/21 18:53:16] pwae lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:00:21 from level 53.
[09/19/21 07:05:41] hdm [296/675] has come upon pwae [355/504] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:17:06 is added to hdm's clock.
[09/19/21 08:16:15] pwae was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:55 from level 53.
[09/19/21 13:39:27] canton7 [51/452] has come upon pwae [226/504] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:48:13 is added to canton7's clock.
[09/19/21 15:44:28] coding_monk, pztrn, and pwae [667/1366] have team battled Quack, Psilocybe, and laama [1211/1674] and lost! 0 days, 04:56:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/21 03:26:53] pwae got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:53:52 from level 53.
[09/20/21 13:02:21] Ancalagon [133/592] has challenged pwae [203/513] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to Ancalagon's clock.
[09/20/21 22:18:03] pwae [440/513] has challenged bookworm [304/417] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:30:07 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/21/21 10:59:03] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:55:36 towards level 54.
[09/22/21 16:44:40] Majak, Notir, and cfjk [374/1351] have team battled pwae, Puff, and meskio [1203/1504] and lost! 0 days, 15:23:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/21 02:25:28] pwae [118/513] has come upon Nysdar [54/528] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:24:39 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/26/21 06:57:06] canton7, shikhin, and Centrixx [1015/1574] have team battled womblecat, Faradome, and pwae [804/1325] and won! 1 day, 10:42:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/21 03:32:56] pwae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:14:05 from level 54.
[09/27/21 04:13:23] Carl, Sherpard2, and Forud [1046/2046] have team battled Bkid, bagels, and pwae [397/1484] and won! 0 days, 16:16:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/21 21:36:56] buZz [85/481] has challenged pwae [92/513] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:18:53 is added to buZz's clock.
[09/28/21 16:07:26] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:16 towards level 54.
[09/29/21 16:47:29] ShinobiChileno [109/396] has challenged pwae [464/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:27:27 is added to ShinobiChileno's clock.
[09/30/21 03:57:14] RanTanRan [190/312] has challenged pwae [283/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to RanTanRan's clock.
[09/30/21 16:53:00] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:46 towards level 54.
[10/02/21 14:05:32] misha [228/422] has challenged pwae [215/513] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:03:26 is removed from misha's clock.
[10/02/21 22:14:00] pwae, MistahKel, and heisenbug [239/1531] have team battled Asara, Lord255, and CompanionCube [1297/1580] and lost! 0 days, 05:18:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/21 00:52:47] pwae lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:02:47 from level 54.
[10/04/21 08:12:03] pwae [513/522] has challenged crank [665/728] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/06/21 06:33:10] Crazycatlady, Iines, and Platonides [1926/2091] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, drahthaar, and pwae [1702/1711] and won! 0 days, 16:05:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/21 18:20:16] Tor [409/441] has challenged pwae [94/522] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from Tor's clock.
[10/07/21 06:16:59] V [189/642] has challenged pwae [113/522] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from V's clock.
[10/08/21 02:56:52] iiriix, gildarts, and washclof [320/1713] have team battled Abe, Togra, and pwae [986/1624] and lost! 0 days, 00:50:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/21 09:47:36] pwae [350/522] has challenged caeli [221/427] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:26:36 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/08/21 09:47:36] pwae has dealt caeli a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:43:24 is added to caeli's clock.
[10/08/21 11:48:00] cfjk [286/378] has challenged pwae [231/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:30:00 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[10/08/21 11:48:00] cfjk has dealt pwae a Critical Strike! 2 days, 17:00:43 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/09/21 07:07:34] pwae [13/522] has come upon wille [390/428] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:58:03 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/10/21 10:23:57] tswsl, M144, and Affliction [518/1598] have team battled pwae, Koffa, and Techman [1741/1885] and lost! 0 days, 09:22:14 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/21 01:42:31] pwae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:02:58 towards level 55.
[10/14/21 08:49:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 9 days, 13:33:16 toward level 55.
[10/14/21 09:07:03] JamCow, omero, and mordac [998/1511] have team battled pwae, buzel, and Sherpard2 [1360/1918] and lost! 0 days, 07:00:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/21 19:32:54] pwae [249/522] has come upon drahthaar [364/548] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:30:43 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/16/21 14:41:01] pwae got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:22 towards level 55.
[10/16/21 22:08:15] elf, fattrat, and pwae [66/1660] have team battled keepermurph, HeavyPodda, and jacob1 [1195/1744] and lost! 0 days, 05:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/21 04:09:55] pwae [486/522] has challenged blackroot [445/525] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/18/21 04:09:55] pwae has dealt blackroot a Critical Strike! 3 days, 11:16:05 is added to blackroot's clock.
[10/18/21 11:26:31] pwae [275/534] has come upon JamCow [365/534] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:06:27 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/19/21 04:28:08] elf [460/651] has challenged pwae [468/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:39:22 is added to elf's clock.
[10/19/21 06:53:51] sc [25/896] has come upon pwae [81/534] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:52:38 is added to sc's clock.
[10/20/21 00:12:38] Wam [80/214] has challenged pwae [465/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Wam's clock.
[10/20/21 01:09:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed pwae with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 21:35:16 from level 56.
[10/20/21 20:07:17] Svetland [500/522] has come upon pwae [494/534] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:21:52 is removed from Svetland's clock.
[10/20/21 21:56:12] el [346/627] has challenged pwae [393/423] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to el's clock.
[10/21/21 08:38:44] StalkR [116/460] has challenged pwae [44/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:38:31 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[10/21/21 15:13:47] pwae [59/423] has come upon MistahKel [464/555] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:31:57 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/22/21 08:41:30] pwae was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:48:19 from level 56.
[10/23/21 05:36:29] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:52:47 towards level 56.
[10/24/21 01:25:04] elf [555/651] has come upon pwae [67/423] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:20:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/24/21 01:44:23] texke, cremefresh, and buzzzzz [1557/1674] have team battled pwae, Feoh, and Thorael [501/1463] and won! 2 days, 08:25:47 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/21 09:34:26] pwae [13/423] has come upon zbe [301/580] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:12:02 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/26/21 07:55:06] bloodElk, caeli, and Carl [403/1249] have team battled pwae, canton7, and MrMagoo [407/1461] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/21 21:57:47] pwae, Faradome, and sky [1072/1282] have team battled SCSi, Bkid, and blackroot [394/1440] and won! 3 days, 03:52:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/21 12:12:31] Tenorman, sam, and crysis [657/1901] have team battled pwae, fattrat, and pants [241/1516] and won! 0 days, 03:42:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/21 22:09:24] gdm, MELOONi, and Feoh [459/1687] have team battled Lord255, pwae, and bloodElk [682/1116] and lost! 0 days, 06:12:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/21 16:56:48] di0nysus [44/193] has challenged pwae [330/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to di0nysus's clock.
[10/30/21 03:40:31] pwae [210/423] has come upon CodeGeek [240/849] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:11:22 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/30/21 21:08:35] Aksej, Carl, and gildarts [197/1440] have team battled pwae, hockpa2e, and bookworm [222/1448] and lost! 0 days, 13:14:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/21 12:42:13] cremefresh, Feoh, and Puff [1686/1857] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, pwae, and omero [702/1604] and won! 0 days, 17:42:14 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/21 21:41:17] pwae, meti, and cadfael [728/1302] have team battled omero, Tangles, and RussellB [187/1999] and won! 0 days, 00:43:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/21 23:42:29] Susumurata [51/352] has challenged pwae [309/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Susumurata's clock.
[11/01/21 09:55:26] Alarien [443/750] has come upon pwae [125/423] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:34:11 is removed from Alarien's clock.
[11/03/21 03:36:26] penguinjoints [0/12] has challenged pwae [244/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to penguinjoints's clock.
[11/03/21 07:46:54] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:35:26 towards level 56.
[11/03/21 12:13:16] pwae bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:10:09 towards level 56.
[11/03/21 12:43:55] thornrag [464/572] has challenged pwae [301/423] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:40:40 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[11/04/21 09:35:34] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:12:55 towards level 56.
[11/04/21 13:48:57] pwae [244/423] has challenged zbe [241/601] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:20:24 is removed from pwae's clock.
[11/06/21 10:58:20] pwae [193/423] has challenged cfjk [262/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:54:54 is added to pwae's clock.
[11/06/21 19:49:04] Yarosh [173/457] has come upon pwae [260/423] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:19:51 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[11/08/21 08:41:01] pwae [124/423] has come upon Bluedog [449/920] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:02:22 is added to pwae's clock.
[11/09/21 00:07:47] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:03 towards level 56.
[11/09/21 01:12:51] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:30:27 towards level 56.
[11/09/21 05:32:05] pwae, Russell, and TheSilentLink [1093/1914] have team battled MetaNova, Tenorman, and Alarien [1796/1907] and lost! 1 day, 15:28:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/21 17:39:12] Yarosh [5/457] has come upon pwae [300/423] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:21:04 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[11/10/21 12:49:34] pwae, Kachin, iiriix, and Russell have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/21 21:00:28] pwae died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:45:38 from level 56.
[11/12/21 06:00:04] Wolf [10/411] has come upon pwae [420/423] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:09 is added to Wolf's clock.
[11/12/21 23:49:30] el, HellSpawn, and pwae [1397/1633] have team battled Alys, Psilocybe, and Tenorman [270/1661] and won! 0 days, 20:47:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/21 04:46:47] Theleveler [529/644] has challenged pwae [297/423] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[11/13/21 11:18:34] pwae ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:36:05 from level 56.
[11/13/21 17:55:20] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:00 towards level 56.
[11/14/21 19:41:28] JigmeDatse [393/557] has come upon pwae [89/423] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:53:52 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[11/14/21 19:48:24] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:45 towards level 56.
[11/15/21 05:42:03] pwae saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:17 from level 56.
[11/16/21 14:31:00] pyre, pwae, and BUSY [711/1382] have team battled megubyte, Bahhumbug, and spex [232/1602] and won! 0 days, 00:26:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/21 16:17:19] pwae [66/541] has challenged kenyon [77/657] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to pwae's clock.
[11/17/21 10:52:29] pwae [247/541] has challenged kptr [440/536] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:07:41 is added to pwae's clock.
[11/19/21 17:40:59] AlexS, Yarosh, and crysis [1332/1703] have team battled thornrag, Nuae, and pwae [1406/1442] and lost! 0 days, 07:26:15 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/21 09:26:14] NotAres [48/130] has challenged pwae [334/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to NotAres's clock.
[11/23/21 11:43:12] buZz [191/629] has challenged pwae [365/541] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to buZz's clock.
[11/23/21 21:33:05] pwae bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:19:46 towards level 57.
[11/24/21 04:56:47] mordac [15/512] has come upon pwae [177/541] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:01:45 is added to mordac's clock.
[11/24/21 10:34:42] Aksej [146/449] has challenged pwae [381/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to Aksej's clock.
[11/25/21 00:15:36] Quack, pwae, and KaterinaUwU [1250/1427] have team battled adamus1red, Phil, and Wolf [981/1722] and won! 0 days, 01:30:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/21 13:36:52] Silvanus_Betrium [433/634] has challenged pwae [7/541] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:59:05 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[11/27/21 03:45:01] pwae [402/541] has come upon Kangie [220/359] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:38:02 is removed from pwae's clock.
[11/27/21 07:51:25] CompanionCube, bobvador, and crank [827/2200] have team battled MistahKel, pwae, and sbp [1081/1558] and lost! 0 days, 00:43:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/21 17:46:54] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:35:36 towards level 57.
[11/27/21 18:48:30] pwae [290/541] has challenged Plato [89/545] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:14:08 is removed from pwae's clock.
[11/28/21 19:53:51] Lord255 [421/600] has challenged pwae [213/541] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:15:22 is removed from Lord255's clock.
[11/29/21 08:56:47] BastelBot [26/452] has challenged pwae [492/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:06:36 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[11/29/21 18:58:58] postikana [377/415] has challenged pwae [163/541] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:18:19 is removed from postikana's clock.
[11/30/21 12:50:10] pwae got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:39:06 from level 57.
[11/30/21 16:10:37] wesley [2/309] has challenged pwae [494/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to wesley's clock.
[12/01/21 00:39:47] pwae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:14:24 from level 57.
[12/02/21 07:36:34] pwae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:47:21 from level 57.
[12/02/21 16:08:36] tmberg, CrashOverride, and DrinkyBird [612/1892] have team battled elf, pwae, and rs [872/1657] and lost! 2 days, 09:35:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/21 07:28:33] pwae was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:03:29 towards level 57.
[12/03/21 09:00:40] SCSi [34/484] has come upon pwae [423/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:48:51 is added to SCSi's clock.
[12/04/21 13:51:43] MrMagoo [304/507] has challenged pwae [81/541] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:33:37 is removed from MrMagoo's clock.
[12/05/21 14:26:54] pwae [116/541] has challenged apb [348/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:45:48 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/05/21 19:27:54] pwae [337/541] has challenged Plato [383/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:39:19 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/05/21 21:08:55] soul [58/640] has come upon pwae [224/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:34:44 is added to soul's clock.
[12/08/21 07:14:19] pwae met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:01:13 from level 57.
[12/08/21 11:40:46] pwae broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:28:13 from level 57.
[12/08/21 14:29:59] Mattusmindus [701/797] has come upon pwae [256/541] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:03:00 is removed from Mattusmindus's clock.
[12/09/21 15:30:52] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:51 towards level 57.
[12/11/21 12:11:50] RussellB, hare, and pwae [887/2012] have team battled Thorael, Lnk, and Tenorman [942/2519] and lost! 0 days, 13:28:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/21 15:12:34] pwae was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:13:31 from level 57.
[12/11/21 21:26:12] bananaboat, pwae, and zankore [908/1718] have team battled AlexS, JeDa, and tswsl [962/2049] and lost! 0 days, 15:33:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/21 07:00:12] pwae [532/541] has challenged Aelane [67/348] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:42:17 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/13/21 03:04:19] HellSpawn [46/604] has challenged pwae [510/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:52 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/13/21 12:02:18] Fenrik, pwae, and Melon [800/1825] have team battled Bluedog, vegadark, and keepermurph [1981/2057] and lost! 0 days, 03:03:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/21 17:13:35] pwae grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:05 towards level 57.
[12/13/21 21:18:45] pwae [43/541] has come upon xbill [533/765] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:01:03 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/14/21 12:29:27] RussellB, CompanionCube, and xbill [1270/2454] have team battled pwae, shikhin, and krin [1070/1840] and won! 0 days, 15:44:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/21 14:03:05] pwae [139/541] has challenged Zeno [42/422] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:41:46 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/15/21 21:18:41] kenyon, mgr, and Makhno [423/1586] have team battled Aksej, Svetland, and pwae [1074/1789] and lost! 0 days, 10:35:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/21 00:18:50] pwae [62/541] has challenged CompanionCube [206/797] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:40:34 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/18/21 05:52:57] pwae bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:16:18 from level 58.
[12/18/21 11:33:29] Bolded [427/444] has come upon pwae [36/541] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:55:46 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[12/19/21 06:09:51] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:50:25 towards level 58.
[12/21/21 22:33:42] Wam [179/514] has challenged pwae [342/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to Wam's clock.
[12/22/21 14:04:36] pwae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:50:15 from level 58.
[12/24/21 21:07:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 6 days, 22:03:45 toward level 58.
[12/26/21 19:51:53] buzzzzz [398/590] has come upon pwae [520/541] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:32:08 is added to buzzzzz's clock.
[12/26/21 21:11:09] eising [216/532] has challenged pwae [448/541] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to eising's clock.
[12/27/21 09:12:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 4 days, 01:13:18 toward level 58.
[12/27/21 17:45:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 1 day, 07:08:39 toward level 58.
[12/28/21 11:44:02] VOID [625/717] has challenged pwae [254/541] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:36:21 is removed from VOID's clock.
[12/29/21 04:29:25] zankore [602/638] has come upon pwae [76/541] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:27:44 is removed from zankore's clock.
[12/30/21 08:28:07] JamCow [193/525] has challenged pwae [266/541] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:46:31 is added to JamCow's clock.
[12/30/21 11:32:25] Affliction, damyan, pwae, and ion have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/21 13:29:10] The_Decryptor [616/912] has challenged pwae [113/541] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:34:31 is removed from The_Decryptor's clock.
[12/30/21 21:31:45] res0nat0r [97/339] has challenged pwae [110/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to res0nat0r's clock.
[12/31/21 18:14:00] Bahhumbug, TheSilentLink, and Covid-19 [171/1767] have team battled HeavyPodda, pwae, and cremefresh [823/1729] and lost! 3 days, 10:53:15 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/21 22:34:22] Sombra [746/794] has come upon pwae [521/541] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:48:23 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[01/01/22 05:27:26] pwae [291/541] has come upon Jens [387/392] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:49:06 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/01/22 18:27:22] CodeGeek, Algernon, and pwae [1848/1906] have team battled heisenbug, cfjk, and caeli [1246/1506] and won! 0 days, 18:30:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/22 05:25:51] pwae, nawcom, Feltharell, and tswsl have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/03/22 22:03:42] pwae [110/541] has come upon tmberg [305/713] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:10:50 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/05/22 03:30:02] pwae [165/572] has challenged CornFly [282/471] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/05/22 13:18:28] pwae was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:07:55 towards level 59.
[01/05/22 22:06:36] control-z [169/313] has challenged pwae [41/572] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:36 is removed from control-z's clock.
[01/06/22 12:26:19] TauPan [56/608] has challenged pwae [182/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:50:23 is added to TauPan's clock.
[01/08/22 14:39:21] pwae invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:59:45 towards level 59.
[01/11/22 02:03:29] Togra [339/665] has challenged pwae [436/572] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to Togra's clock.
[01/11/22 14:26:15] pwae grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:19:00 towards level 59.
[01/11/22 17:11:48] pwae [130/572] has come upon tomhek [546/763] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:45:35 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/12/22 01:53:16] pwae [397/572] has challenged misha [320/448] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:02:58 is removed from pwae's clock.
[01/12/22 10:02:59] pwae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:06:30 from level 59.
[01/14/22 10:05:07] pwae [381/572] has challenged elf [330/633] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:05:57 is removed from pwae's clock.
[01/14/22 19:55:09] pwae [22/572] has come upon Makhno [332/484] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:05:03 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/15/22 05:52:39] soltys [184/641] has come upon pwae [268/572] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:55:46 is added to soltys's clock.
[01/15/22 21:12:16] hax404 [399/530] has challenged pwae [500/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:17 is added to hax404's clock.
[01/18/22 13:23:29] DefiantN [233/249] has challenged pwae [554/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to DefiantN's clock.
[01/18/22 17:00:39] apb [325/853] has come upon pwae [43/572] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:10:28 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/19/22 03:34:14] bananaboat [79/569] has come upon pwae [455/572] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:10:01 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/20/22 00:20:55] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:11:50 towards level 59.
[01/20/22 08:17:01] solarsparq [21/64] has challenged pwae [373/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[01/20/22 11:35:11] pwae [431/572] has come upon nyuszika7h [112/592] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:02:07 is removed from pwae's clock.
[01/20/22 13:30:19] thatmint [137/246] has challenged pwae [7/572] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:00 is removed from thatmint's clock.
[01/20/22 13:32:05] Sario [259/413] has challenged pwae [483/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/24/22 09:20:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 3 days, 04:00:06 toward level 59.
[01/26/22 14:40:52] commie [190/225] has challenged pwae [130/572] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:13 is removed from commie's clock.
[01/26/22 16:51:57] pwae [250/572] has come upon Feoh [508/670] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:09:55 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/27/22 15:02:58] control-z [29/390] has challenged pwae [428/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to control-z's clock.
[01/28/22 17:23:24] pwae [446/590] has challenged dwfreed [671/1000] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/29/22 02:54:04] pwae [245/590] has challenged Ungoliant [252/488] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:23:23 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/30/22 02:18:11] Wolf, sky, and pwae [765/1998] have team battled StalkR, washclof, and Svetland [289/2392] and won! 4 days, 21:06:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/22 12:24:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 25 days, 05:51:14 toward level 60.
[01/31/22 12:36:36] pwae, MistahKel, and tomhek [998/2250] have team battled "\@_, pants, and Fehu [1778/1877] and lost! 3 days, 17:09:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/22 19:06:13] pwae [521/600] has challenged shikhin [343/559] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:16:32 is removed from pwae's clock.
[02/03/22 06:50:01] fattrat [310/543] has come upon pwae [242/600] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:49:15 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[02/03/22 11:26:59] meti [537/606] has come upon pwae [487/600] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:42:07 is removed from meti's clock.
[02/04/22 20:36:33] pwae [293/600] has come upon Aksej [151/467] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:33:12 is removed from pwae's clock.
[02/05/22 16:09:22] CornFly [147/476] has challenged pwae [143/600] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:48:09 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[02/05/22 23:25:04] soltys [606/649] has come upon pwae [551/600] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:58:26 is removed from soltys's clock.
[02/06/22 16:48:23] ChowderKeg, crank, and Gorek [1846/2320] have team battled tswsl, pwae, and DrinkyBird [17/1944] and won! 0 days, 14:52:32 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/22 10:36:43] pwae [449/600] has challenged thornrag [310/609] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:52:25 is removed from pwae's clock.
[02/07/22 14:19:41] el [179/630] has challenged pwae [239/600] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to el's clock.
[02/09/22 14:06:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed pwae with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 11:27:45 from level 60.
[02/09/22 16:32:54] pwae reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pwae's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/22 17:57:21] pwae, zbe, and t3chn0 [188/1845] have team battled Feltharell, Psilocybe, and sam [1149/1968] and lost! 0 days, 11:10:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/22 20:03:47] pwae [228/601] has come upon Carl [253/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:45:51 is added to pwae's clock.
[02/09/22 21:06:52] zgrep, cfjk, and pwae [1043/1676] have team battled Mattusmindus, MistahKel, and VOID [1153/2750] and lost! 1 day, 21:03:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/22 17:05:15] pfoley, texke, and Haqur [1402/1730] have team battled pwae, mordac, and Pinkman [131/1625] and won! 0 days, 00:53:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/22 13:45:09] Primetime [148/320] has challenged pwae [140/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:40 is removed from Primetime's clock.
[02/13/22 11:14:56] pwae [12/601] has come upon CompanionCube [519/809] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:44:05 is added to pwae's clock.
[02/14/22 03:43:13] pwae, gegenschein, and VOID [1827/1990] have team battled MistahKel, JackyB, and ShiaLabeouf [1390/2022] and won! 1 day, 12:29:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/22 19:17:00] pwae grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:39 towards level 60.
[02/15/22 02:16:50] Acolarh, Mattusmindus, and pwae [1455/2367] have team battled Angelina, omero, and csc2ya [953/1710] and won! 0 days, 22:51:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/22 12:15:29] Primetime [295/352] has come upon pwae [180/601] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:20:11 is removed from Primetime's clock.
[02/15/22 23:34:33] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:35 towards level 60.
[02/16/22 21:50:47] Zaratustra, tomhek, and ShiaLabeouf [444/2434] have team battled misha, pwae, and Susumurata [489/1627] and lost! 4 days, 18:12:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/22 09:22:06] Thorael [999/1042] has challenged pwae [225/601] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:24:30 is removed from Thorael's clock.
[02/18/22 16:05:15] pwae [126/601] has challenged Ferris [46/318] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:16:09 is removed from pwae's clock.
[02/19/22 19:54:37] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:08:11 towards level 61.
[02/20/22 01:07:32] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:42:39 towards level 61.
[02/20/22 10:36:17] pwae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:49:07 from level 61.
[02/23/22 15:01:10] pwae was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:14:42 from level 61.
[02/24/22 05:34:34] ion [470/709] has come upon pwae [409/601] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:54:25 is removed from ion's clock.
[02/24/22 13:36:06] pwae [357/601] has come upon cfjk [291/486] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:56:38 is removed from pwae's clock.
[02/25/22 04:57:48] freeboson, Silvanus_Betrium, and kenyon [665/1773] have team battled zbe, pwae, and ukleinek [331/1677] and won! 0 days, 04:06:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/22 04:58:37] Thorael, Khorne, and Nysdar [990/2363] have team battled Sombra, pwae, and eising [1888/1987] and lost! 3 days, 23:05:28 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/22 22:54:47] pwae [524/601] has come upon hax404 [0/514] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:13:54 is removed from pwae's clock.
[02/28/22 19:11:04] Covid-19 [109/533] has challenged pwae [39/601] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[03/01/22 04:16:07] el [39/644] has challenged pwae [162/601] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:27:23 is added to el's clock.
[03/01/22 04:23:57] buzel, pyre, and pwae [287/1950] have team battled bg, fstrelok, and krin [1139/1949] and lost! 4 days, 01:51:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/22 14:18:09] ZOTTA [26/119] has challenged pwae [145/601] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[03/01/22 19:25:12] SSLbits [356/360] has challenged pwae [62/601] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:58:58 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/02/22 04:05:10] pwae [34/601] has come upon Hex [213/358] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:26:24 is added to pwae's clock.
[03/03/22 20:56:21] Tangles, washclof, and Carl [7/2284] have team battled Koffa, adamus1red, and pwae [307/1950] and lost! 2 days, 22:37:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/22 10:31:27] Lnk [946/1001] has challenged pwae [410/601] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:42:03 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[03/06/22 02:55:30] Nuae [133/537] has come upon pwae [209/601] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:33:47 is added to Nuae's clock.
[03/07/22 09:29:22] pwae, talisein, Melon, and Khorne have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/22 15:04:42] bananaboat [403/584] has come upon pwae [593/601] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:10:48 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[03/07/22 19:14:24] pwae [125/601] has challenged CrashOverride [224/734] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:51:30 is added to pwae's clock.
[03/07/22 20:48:32] nyuszika7h, pwae, and ryp [1211/1513] have team battled nawcom, Ankhers, and Arch [1628/1851] and lost! 0 days, 02:11:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/22 06:33:37] pwae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:33:14 towards level 61.
[03/09/22 07:04:07] pwae learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:34:18 towards level 61.
[03/10/22 19:28:51] pwae [436/601] has challenged blabber [131/573] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:26:58 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/10/22 23:19:18] sky, pwae, nawcom, and Pinkman have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/11/22 09:31:44] bobvador [704/882] has challenged pwae [257/601] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:06:48 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[03/12/22 06:11:28] pwae sharpened the edge of their weapon! pwae's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/22 10:10:57] pwae [102/618] has come upon misha [43/460] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:47:29 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/12/22 10:10:57] pwae has dealt misha a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:22:33 is added to misha's clock.
[03/13/22 07:01:37] pwae [304/618] has come upon Neil [391/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:34:18 is added to pwae's clock.
[03/13/22 13:42:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed pwae with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 08:43:08 from level 61.
[03/13/22 17:17:58] pwae was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:04:33 from level 61.
[03/13/22 19:14:23] Nysdar [401/536] has come upon pwae [565/618] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:08:04 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[03/15/22 05:41:07] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:28 towards level 61.
[03/16/22 02:39:19] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:08:55 towards level 61.
[03/16/22 05:38:56] Hirion, Kachin, and iiriix [1138/2081] have team battled texke, pwae, and laama [1525/2005] and lost! 0 days, 01:50:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/22 10:44:27] pwae ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:12:45 from level 61.
[03/16/22 22:23:45] caeli [211/845] has come upon pwae [414/618] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:52:53 is added to caeli's clock.
[03/16/22 22:57:21] ahmubashshir [9/108] has challenged pwae [146/618] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:23 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[03/18/22 04:30:00] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:32 towards level 61.
[03/20/22 02:57:35] pwae [341/618] has come upon ephemer0l [223/569] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:24:55 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/20/22 20:34:27] Affliction [49/554] has come upon pwae [524/618] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:44:08 is added to Affliction's clock.
[03/21/22 18:18:48] judahnator, SirBummelz, and CornFly [274/1459] have team battled pwae, Aksej, and kenyon [807/1858] and lost! 0 days, 11:59:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/22 18:26:10] Misza [779/940] has challenged pwae [523/618] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:48:31 is removed from Misza's clock.
[03/22/22 23:07:10] pwae [548/618] has challenged Khorne [615/1094] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to pwae's clock.
[03/23/22 16:35:28] cfjk [217/481] has challenged pwae [161/618] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:07:34 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/24/22 02:37:23] Neil [193/442] has challenged pwae [361/618] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:07:26 is added to Neil's clock.
[03/24/22 13:09:03] pwae invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:52:17 towards level 62.
[03/25/22 02:38:44] pwae [47/618] has come upon kenyon [26/689] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:19:25 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/25/22 03:34:17] pwae bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:32:57 towards level 62.
[03/25/22 22:37:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 4 days, 20:15:35 toward level 62.
[03/28/22 01:26:37] pwae, Silvanus_Betrium, _sh, and elf have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/22 08:55:14] Sombra [654/825] has come upon pwae [251/618] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:11:32 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[03/28/22 12:43:51] pwae misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:05:45 from level 62.
[03/30/22 21:10:01] megubyte [482/545] has challenged pwae [51/618] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:37:04 is removed from megubyte's clock.
[03/31/22 03:05:09] pwae [524/618] has come upon StalkR [462/754] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:22:52 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/31/22 09:12:30] pwae [160/618] has challenged Ferris [433/612] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:27:21 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/01/22 01:14:01] BastelBot [184/508] has challenged pwae [157/618] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[04/02/22 15:23:38] MetaNova [141/504] has challenged pwae [330/618] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:33:21 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[04/02/22 23:20:44] pwae [79/618] has come upon bananaboat [391/594] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:29:42 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/03/22 01:25:41] pwae [391/618] has challenged DrinkyBird [459/815] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:00:29 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/03/22 20:12:46] pwae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:22:39 from level 62.
[04/04/22 14:47:16] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:03:56 towards level 62.
[04/05/22 00:50:32] pwae saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:13:01 from level 62.
[04/05/22 20:25:56] Hirion, pwae, fstrelok, and Kritzefitz have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/22 11:46:33] starlink [584/705] has come upon pwae [466/618] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:33:23 is removed from starlink's clock.
[04/08/22 15:11:22] apb [80/853] has challenged pwae [290/621] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:40:58 is added to apb's clock.
[04/08/22 22:30:11] opcode, pwae, and Aksej [1324/1540] have team battled Lord255, elf, and EddieT137 [1123/1647] and won! 0 days, 18:47:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/22 08:56:20] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:19:43 towards level 62.
[04/09/22 22:17:18] pwae [593/621] has challenged unicron [439/690] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:57:15 is removed from pwae's clock.
[04/10/22 02:18:01] pwae [92/621] has challenged BastelBot [332/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:24:59 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/10/22 22:35:52] pwae was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:38:58 from level 62.
[04/12/22 20:39:41] heisenbug [410/567] has come upon pwae [16/623] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:24:50 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/13/22 16:31:56] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:04 towards level 62.
[04/14/22 01:21:57] Asara [51/490] has challenged pwae [181/623] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:09:11 is added to Asara's clock.
[04/14/22 01:59:24] V [18/614] has challenged pwae [140/623] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:56:57 is added to V's clock.
[04/17/22 05:24:18] pwae died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:23:12 from level 62.
[04/17/22 19:23:57] pwae [306/651] has challenged buyoq [357/923] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/17/22 23:43:07] pwae [483/651] has challenged Ecko [261/425] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:53:55 is removed from pwae's clock.
[04/18/22 11:25:27] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:52:39 towards level 63.
[04/19/22 08:49:55] starlink [522/705] has challenged pwae [545/651] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:53:26 is added to starlink's clock.
[04/19/22 18:29:11] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:43:38 towards level 63.
[04/20/22 12:07:06] kptr, womblecat, and pwae [195/2214] have team battled ephemer0l, HellSpawn, and nyuszika7h [1099/1944] and lost! 5 days, 10:26:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/22 12:59:18] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:50:28 towards level 63.
[04/21/22 15:27:52] pwae got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:14:26 from level 63.
[04/22/22 17:26:34] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:39:42 towards level 63.
[04/22/22 23:26:30] crawlingchaos [0/1] has challenged pwae [450/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to crawlingchaos's clock.
[04/23/22 01:07:59] pwae [72/651] has challenged pasquale [14/403] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:44:30 is removed from pwae's clock.
[04/25/22 18:23:59] pwae misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:26:27 from level 63.
[04/27/22 01:35:20] simple [689/1006] has come upon pwae [101/651] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:53:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/28/22 06:09:21] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:53:15 towards level 63.
[04/28/22 21:33:02] Malvolio [298/537] has come upon pwae [134/651] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:59:55 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/29/22 14:39:58] dwfreed [974/1054] has challenged pwae [180/651] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:58:09 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[04/29/22 15:02:31] pwae broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:10:45 from level 63.
[04/30/22 11:47:09] bananaboat, drahthaar, and Arch [554/1774] have team battled Hex, Sleepy_boi, and pwae [210/1363] and won! 7 days, 18:54:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/22 19:45:46] idleevil [18/549] has challenged pwae [46/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:34 is added to idleevil's clock.
[05/01/22 04:17:03] jacob1 [406/965] has come upon pwae [602/651] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:25:00 is added to jacob1's clock.
[05/03/22 01:42:45] pwae, Ungoliant, and yNos [631/1658] have team battled freeboson, pfoley, and anarcat [1042/2507] and lost! 0 days, 20:22:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/22 03:47:14] sheu, Destruia, and Bolded [467/2102] have team battled elf, t3chn0, and pwae [76/2172] and won! 1 day, 01:15:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/22 04:11:58] hax404 [192/451] has challenged pwae [404/651] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:10:52 is added to hax404's clock.
[05/06/22 11:33:26] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:32:42 towards level 63.
[05/08/22 13:27:49] SSLbits [101/484] has challenged pwae [538/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:23:01 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/08/22 20:17:07] pwae [213/651] has come upon dyvonna [418/573] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:27:39 is added to pwae's clock.
[05/09/22 15:05:03] pwae [154/651] has come upon pfoley [416/641] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:18:20 is added to pwae's clock.
[05/09/22 21:42:53] Floyd [9/109] has challenged pwae [516/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:34 is added to Floyd's clock.
[05/10/22 03:42:34] Fehu, "\@_, and Kachin [1365/2156] have team battled Aelane, pwae, and ryp [1192/2171] and won! 0 days, 04:04:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/22 12:48:07] pwae had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:38:26 from level 63.
[05/11/22 12:39:36] h00k [19/329] has come upon pwae [544/651] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:09:01 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/12/22 17:42:22] pwae invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:18:10 towards level 63.
[05/13/22 02:01:25] pwae bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:03:08 towards level 63.
[05/13/22 18:18:39] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:10:29 towards level 63.
[05/13/22 19:46:22] Tabmow [406/521] has come upon pwae [166/651] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:46:14 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[05/14/22 21:51:58] pwae, Silvanus_Betrium, SCSi, and Kachin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/15/22 01:11:22] blackroot, Ralle, and texke [186/1877] have team battled Carl, pwae, and Drin [925/2108] and lost! 0 days, 20:42:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/22 05:54:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 5 days, 01:52:23 toward level 63.
[05/17/22 03:09:37] Psilocybe [98/1006] has challenged pwae [540/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:59:02 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[05/18/22 17:17:27] apb [348/854] has challenged pwae [263/651] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:58:54 is removed from apb's clock.
[05/18/22 19:39:49] pwae [436/651] has come upon theZoMBiE [203/549] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:55:37 is removed from pwae's clock.
[05/19/22 03:14:20] pwae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:42:31 from level 63.
[05/21/22 18:48:27] pwae [79/652] has challenged Algernon [477/586] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to pwae's clock.
[05/25/22 18:42:46] jacob1 [516/962] has come upon pwae [428/652] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:18:11 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[05/26/22 10:06:39] TimeWarp [164/226] has challenged pwae [517/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[05/27/22 21:49:13] pwae invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:47:57 towards level 64.
[05/27/22 21:52:14] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:17:29 towards level 64.
[05/28/22 02:04:22] pwae [517/652] has come upon yNos [204/548] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:23:27 is removed from pwae's clock.
[05/29/22 03:19:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 6 days, 22:03:35 toward level 64.
[05/29/22 06:47:15] sky [538/686] has challenged pwae [602/652] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:43:18 is added to sky's clock.
[05/30/22 19:05:12] pwae [304/652] has come upon postikana [11/442] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:13:39 is removed from pwae's clock.
[05/30/22 19:05:12] pwae has dealt postikana a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:21:17 is added to postikana's clock.
[06/01/22 07:54:00] Cirdan, Sorin, and Thorael [2495/2578] have team battled thornrag, pwae, and Lenny_ [948/1841] and won! 0 days, 05:32:45 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/22 02:13:59] mehmet [40/325] has challenged pwae [533/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to mehmet's clock.
[06/03/22 12:21:00] pwae was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:39:22 from level 64.
[06/03/22 22:55:58] pwae [99/652] has come upon Malvolio [400/543] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:27:13 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/05/22 12:53:23] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:42:21 towards level 64.
[06/06/22 00:22:19] caeli [30/917] has challenged pwae [338/652] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:15:24 is added to caeli's clock.
[06/06/22 15:02:52] idleevil, yNos, and Techman [71/2104] have team battled Affliction, _sh, and pwae [619/2181] and lost! 0 days, 06:34:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/22 05:27:48] pwae [146/652] has challenged womblecat [804/1064] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:09:06 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/07/22 17:30:08] pwae [276/652] has challenged kenyon [249/949] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:24:05 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/08/22 10:24:28] pwae grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:31:27 towards level 64.
[06/08/22 12:42:10] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:53:18 towards level 64.
[06/08/22 21:10:28] Sokar, herald, and HellSpawn [1970/2203] have team battled Aelane, pwae, and bobvador [721/2244] and won! 2 days, 17:33:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/22 03:00:00] pwae [428/652] has come upon SirBummelz [33/682] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:41:51 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/09/22 07:41:46] pwae [641/652] has challenged Theleveler [20/909] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:15:37 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/10/22 04:24:22] postikana [78/442] has challenged pwae [239/652] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to postikana's clock.
[06/12/22 14:43:47] Techman, pwae, Fenrik, and bananaboat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/22 08:00:58] Drin [440/728] has challenged pwae [139/652] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:29:49 is removed from Drin's clock.
[06/13/22 17:21:39] Asara, pwae, and heisenbug [829/1761] have team battled gradator, crank, and ahmubashshir [310/1945] and won! 0 days, 13:44:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 20:54:05] pwae [463/652] has come upon Abe [179/475] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:11:47 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/14/22 08:58:38] tswsl, pwae, and postikana [56/1630] have team battled jaxson, Varjatticus, and Lnk [166/1769] and lost! 0 days, 06:25:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/22 14:18:25] enteral [200/346] has come upon pwae [188/652] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:30:16 is removed from enteral's clock.
[06/14/22 21:06:02] pwae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:03 from level 64.
[06/16/22 01:00:57] pwae sharpened the edge of their weapon! pwae's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/22 02:15:42] pwae [428/671] has challenged TheSilentLink [63/690] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:39:18 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/17/22 05:20:38] pwae, Koffa, and Floyd [370/1731] have team battled Abe, VonToutCourt, and JamCow [15/2609] and won! 0 days, 01:47:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/22 14:13:55] ryp [391/818] has come upon pwae [523/671] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:08:39 is added to ryp's clock.
[06/19/22 00:01:09] pwae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:30:11 towards level 65.
[06/19/22 00:46:28] pwae [668/671] has challenged kenyon [933/982] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:25:26 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/19/22 03:47:00] pwae [37/671] has challenged Arch [501/554] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:35:16 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/19/22 10:10:30] gradator [501/671] has come upon pwae [1/671] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:58:09 is removed from gradator's clock.
[06/20/22 18:31:55] pwae stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:24:38 towards level 65.
[06/20/22 19:37:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed pwae with fire, slowing the heathen 29 days, 03:31:09 from level 65.
[06/21/22 14:01:10] pwae was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:14:34 from level 65.
[06/21/22 18:59:16] pwae [327/671] has challenged hdm [264/965] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:11:39 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/22/22 10:52:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 17 days, 09:35:56 toward level 65.
[06/23/22 16:07:35] hax404, pwae, and Khorne [1471/2036] have team battled Feltharell, Sario, and buzel [1569/1975] and lost! 2 days, 04:43:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/22 01:13:49] pwae fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:38:19 from level 65.
[06/25/22 11:03:00] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:25:52 towards level 65.
[06/26/22 04:08:55] pwae [328/671] has come upon bobvador [218/890] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:30:34 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/27/22 15:44:43] Ganonk [51/66] has challenged pwae [50/674] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:11 is removed from Ganonk's clock.
[06/27/22 18:21:32] JamCow, digitalpunk, and scumola [1587/1615] have team battled adamus1red, pwae, and JigmeDatse [651/2177] and won! 0 days, 00:03:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/22 12:18:01] adamus1red, Notir, and pwae [1486/2054] have team battled A_Dragon, misha, and bsleep [1114/2159] and won! 0 days, 01:50:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/22 11:47:30] pwae [419/674] has challenged allo [484/631] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:09:18 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/30/22 18:26:50] pwae [613/674] has come upon bg [876/1099] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:58:12 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/30/22 22:21:23] MELOONi, pwae, and fstrelok [700/1907] have team battled DrinkyBird, Wolf, and Melon [2039/2673] and lost! 0 days, 09:06:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/22 00:04:39] Beefcan [478/667] has challenged pwae [448/674] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:15:11 is removed from Beefcan's clock.
[07/04/22 14:25:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 13 days, 11:50:58 toward level 65.
[07/05/22 03:16:52] pwae [620/674] has come upon Acolarh [30/673] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:46:12 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/05/22 06:10:56] laama [567/739] has challenged pwae [345/674] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:56:00 is removed from laama's clock.
[07/06/22 02:15:03] Pinkman [394/821] has challenged pwae [326/674] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:54:00 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[07/06/22 13:20:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 1 day, 14:25:39 toward level 65.
[07/06/22 20:08:01] sam, pwae, and ion [996/2069] have team battled V, canton7, and Pinkman [301/2155] and won! 1 day, 17:44:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/22 14:19:59] pwae [529/674] has come upon JamCow [325/811] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:23:50 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/08/22 03:18:11] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:07 towards level 65.
[07/08/22 16:12:20] Kritzefitz, pwae, and Nuae [777/2307] have team battled ryp, Hex, and achin [1714/1801] and lost! 0 days, 21:15:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/22 22:00:59] pwae, EddieT137, and kenyon [486/2340] have team battled apb, TheGreatest, and SirBummelz [2034/2157] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/22 02:12:21] Ungoliant, sc, and pwae [1167/2153] have team battled Elwyn, Drin, and caeli [252/2002] and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/22 17:02:24] damyan, csc2ya, and TimeWarp [327/1874] have team battled spex, dyvonna, and pwae [32/2063] and won! 1 day, 05:07:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/22 02:29:55] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:11 towards level 65.
[07/12/22 17:04:02] pwae [669/674] has come upon Paganel [311/669] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:38:01 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/13/22 01:38:38] pwae [400/684] has challenged Forud [106/884] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/13/22 02:08:37] GyrosGeier, womblecat, and scumola [122/2331] have team battled pwae, BastelBot, and herald [1778/1878] and lost! 2 days, 23:38:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/22 10:51:46] pwae [49/684] has challenged womblecat [705/1076] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:52:22 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/13/22 20:44:41] pwae stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:18:21 towards level 66.
[07/13/22 22:33:40] talisein [595/770] has come upon pwae [458/684] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 17:11:42 is removed from talisein's clock.
[07/14/22 19:47:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 32 days, 03:52:22 toward level 66.
[07/14/22 21:58:59] fstrelok [204/322] has challenged pwae [7/684] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:21:37 is removed from fstrelok's clock.
[07/16/22 01:04:40] talisein [220/770] has challenged pwae [128/684] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:01:28 is removed from talisein's clock.
[07/16/22 10:41:44] SuzakuMedli [310/397] has challenged pwae [187/684] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:05:57 is removed from SuzakuMedli's clock.
[07/17/22 17:12:50] gildarts [133/572] has challenged pwae [561/684] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:26:14 is added to gildarts's clock.
[07/17/22 19:46:21] pwae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:24:35 from level 66.
[07/17/22 20:57:27] pwae grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:21 towards level 66.
[07/18/22 09:27:56] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:39 towards level 66.
[07/18/22 16:19:11] Feltharell [602/715] has come upon pwae [182/684] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:44:13 is removed from Feltharell's clock.
[07/18/22 16:24:30] pwae spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! pwae's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/19/22 08:21:00] pwae [615/673] has challenged Wam [264/1037] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:37:21 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/19/22 13:48:17] Thorael, CornFly, and pwae [320/2303] have team battled kenyon, elf, and JigmeDatse [750/2329] and lost! 0 days, 18:39:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/22 15:14:00] Silvanus_Betrium, pwae, and BastelBot [872/1781] have team battled freeboson, Tenorman, and herald [1226/2135] and lost! 1 day, 02:28:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/22 01:24:30] Sokar [454/572] has challenged pwae [539/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:08:02 is added to Sokar's clock.
[07/20/22 04:17:26] pwae was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:38:39 from level 66.
[07/21/22 23:23:34] Gorek [123/981] has come upon pwae [301/673] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:18:50 is added to Gorek's clock.
[07/23/22 10:34:22] pwae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:54 towards level 66.
[07/23/22 12:32:50] pwae, gildarts, and Tenedos [1476/1771] have team battled Bluedog, Chuck, and achin [514/2037] and won! 0 days, 21:22:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/22 21:50:24] pwae [75/673] has come upon xbill [205/1004] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:32:21 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/26/22 00:21:08] Sorin, idlegood, and pwae [346/1893] have team battled TauPan, StalkR, and Thorael [684/2603] and lost! 0 days, 05:38:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/22 02:42:05] pwae [648/673] has come upon anarcat [647/1160] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:16:54 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/27/22 08:57:32] pwae [209/673] has challenged pasquale [885/927] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:03:56 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/28/22 16:07:40] pwae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:21:13 from level 67.
[07/30/22 06:06:53] pwae, Sleepy_boi, and gradator [1513/1927] have team battled muirrum, ufo-piloot, and kptr [149/1339] and won! 2 days, 03:00:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/22 19:32:06] pwae, sky, and Psilocybe [94/2534] have team battled hax404, Aelane, and Theleveler [1878/2037] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/22 19:51:43] Cockatrice [219/521] has come upon pwae [76/673] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:50:54 is removed from Cockatrice's clock.
[08/01/22 14:19:47] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:22:14 towards level 67.
[08/01/22 16:13:48] pwae [443/673] has come upon blabber [341/843] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:07:29 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/02/22 00:42:47] el [643/661] has challenged pwae [201/673] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from el's clock.
[08/02/22 07:03:57] Yuhno [635/680] has come upon pwae [405/673] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:33:46 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[08/02/22 13:17:05] Sergio, womblecat, and Ferris [448/2565] have team battled SSLbits, pwae, and nya [1026/2011] and lost! 0 days, 20:30:09 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/22 06:35:08] buyoq [529/913] has challenged pwae [629/671] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:19:01 is added to buyoq's clock.
[08/04/22 10:26:47] Kemikals [116/360] has challenged pwae [656/671] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to Kemikals's clock.
[08/04/22 13:28:38] Minus, pwae, and HeavyPodda [966/2019] have team battled MadMan, Beefcan, and KindOne [335/1615] and won! 0 days, 09:33:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/22 21:20:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 18 days, 16:15:38 toward level 67.
[08/08/22 18:52:13] Pinkman [309/816] has come upon pwae [654/671] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:35:14 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[08/09/22 13:35:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 5 days, 00:03:12 toward level 67.
[08/10/22 00:52:29] pwae sharpened the edge of their weapon! pwae's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/22 02:28:18] Fenrik [364/920] has come upon pwae [192/692] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:36:40 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[08/10/22 03:23:38] Sombra [689/915] has come upon pwae [531/692] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:23:50 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[08/12/22 01:47:16] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:42:33 towards level 67.
[08/12/22 13:12:53] pwae [602/692] has come upon kiska [5/721] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:33:22 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/15/22 18:36:11] Chuck [208/619] has challenged pwae [682/692] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:43:26 is added to Chuck's clock.
[08/16/22 05:45:40] pwae [28/692] has come upon Lord255 [157/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:25:27 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/16/22 12:37:26] VonToutCourt, aqsd, and signofzeta [1111/2615] have team battled pwae, ion, and caeli [675/2477] and won! 4 days, 08:47:05 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/22 02:21:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 0 days, 10:23:54 toward level 67.
[08/17/22 05:29:44] KyloRen, Thorael, and TimeWarp [804/2130] have team battled pwae, V, and Sleepy_boi [874/1922] and lost! 1 day, 01:02:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/22 18:07:20] pwae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:35:22 from level 67.
[08/19/22 09:54:04] pwae [281/692] has challenged pyre [602/894] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:13 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/19/22 16:24:22] pwae [389/701] has challenged SSLbits [153/538] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:29:28 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/20/22 20:43:38] SirBummelz, caeli, and Asara [803/2149] have team battled pwae, noex, and Andrio [1320/1763] and lost! 1 day, 06:22:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/22 23:01:26] pwae [27/701] has challenged StalkR [146/735] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:19:23 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/21/22 00:39:49] MELOONi, pwae, and slim [169/2175] have team battled CornFly, Psilocybe, and Ungoliant [193/2380] and lost! 3 days, 10:35:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/22 03:02:13] apb [211/927] has challenged pwae [158/701] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:36:37 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/22/22 18:39:19] laama [373/731] has come upon pwae [451/701] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:48:35 is added to laama's clock.
[08/23/22 15:28:27] tmberg, A_Dragon, and simple [1549/2659] have team battled Sherpard2, pwae, and pyre [766/2228] and won! 4 days, 06:33:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/22 09:39:26] SuzakuMedli [184/574] has challenged pwae [655/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to SuzakuMedli's clock.
[08/25/22 23:39:40] kzootech, pwae, misha, and enteral have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/22 11:54:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 6 days, 20:51:48 toward level 68.
[08/27/22 16:25:50] pwae ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:28:38 from level 68.
[08/28/22 10:13:26] pwae lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:34:42 from level 68.
[08/30/22 01:47:14] pwae [545/701] has challenged postikana [267/450] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:16:59 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/30/22 08:30:38] pwae burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pwae's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/30/22 12:00:15] pwae, ephemer0l, and zankore [2037/2130] have team battled Minus, canton7, and tomhek [1115/2301] and won! 5 days, 16:32:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/22 15:52:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 7 days, 21:48:33 toward level 68.
[08/31/22 17:39:41] pwae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:15 towards level 68.
[09/01/22 11:58:47] Syloq [250/916] has come upon pwae [47/704] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:31:45 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[09/02/22 19:59:46] pwae got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:28 towards level 68.
[09/03/22 08:01:47] Forud, misha, and brycec [1459/2377] have team battled hugga, pwae, and SSLbits [30/1826] and won! 2 days, 02:32:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/22 22:00:02] pwae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:09 towards level 68.
[09/07/22 08:43:59] pwae, JigmeDatse, hugga, and DownAndUp have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/22 11:45:24] pwae sharpened the edge of their weapon! pwae's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/22 00:57:52] yano, pwae, and Theleveler [2399/2402] have team battled thornrag, Fenrik, and A_Dragon [1328/2619] and won! 0 days, 15:04:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/22 13:15:46] pwae [256/734] has challenged el [638/700] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/10/22 19:21:37] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:56:49 towards level 69.
[09/11/22 09:18:27] tmberg [492/711] has challenged pwae [314/734] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:18:08 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[09/12/22 01:48:17] Pinkman, Ungoliant, and zifnab06 [348/2490] have team battled hdm, pwae, and LeD [421/2208] and lost! 0 days, 17:12:12 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/22 04:11:24] Tenedos, Omega, and Acolarh [1266/2149] have team battled pwae, Beefcan, and Sokar [166/1962] and won! 0 days, 16:49:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/22 00:15:44] Wam [298/1024] has come upon pwae [24/734] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:30:48 is removed from Wam's clock.
[09/15/22 00:15:44] Wam has dealt pwae a Critical Strike! 9 days, 10:39:11 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/15/22 18:53:32] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:42:53 towards level 69.
[09/20/22 05:04:39] pwae broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:42:36 from level 69.
[09/20/22 14:03:23] achin, Ankhers, and dyvonna [1495/2011] have team battled pwae, Alarien, and EddieT137 [1577/2257] and lost! 0 days, 11:53:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/22 15:34:14] pwae [268/734] has come upon buzel [583/851] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:04:04 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/21/22 08:17:51] heisenbug [5/561] has challenged pwae [47/734] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:18:46 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[09/22/22 04:43:59] pwae [382/734] has challenged Acolarh [78/641] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:24:27 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/22/22 06:06:43] noex [167/448] has challenged pwae [201/734] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to noex's clock.
[09/27/22 20:12:26] pwae [140/734] has challenged sky [159/847] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:30:35 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/29/22 04:24:49] pwae [411/734] has come upon Sario [365/608] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 20:12:56 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/29/22 05:35:32] pwae, Pinkman, and enteral [1404/2232] have team battled gradator, Wam, and cadfael [186/2533] and won! 0 days, 01:56:21 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/22 09:04:17] RussellB, pwae, and JamCow [736/2474] have team battled buzel, aqsd, and talisein [1140/2405] and lost! 0 days, 23:04:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/22 13:47:26] pwae ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:26:07 from level 69.
[09/30/22 19:10:45] pwae [107/734] has come upon HellSpawn [544/933] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:37:47 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/01/22 10:28:39] Fenrik, gradator, and CompanionCube [885/2875] have team battled yNos, jayvee, and pwae [852/2175] and won! 2 days, 17:09:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/22 08:35:25] pwae [336/734] has challenged zbe [314/1009] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:31:52 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/03/22 03:07:49] pwae [502/734] has come upon Jaxxsinn [22/509] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:17:13 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/03/22 05:28:21] MELOONi [691/928] has come upon pwae [294/734] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:57:25 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[10/03/22 11:41:06] pwae [242/734] has challenged Misza [537/983] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:15:26 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/03/22 22:57:13] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:44:46 towards level 69.
[10/04/22 07:54:26] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:15:27 towards level 69.
[10/06/22 23:04:03] spex [994/1032] has come upon pwae [631/734] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:49:43 is removed from spex's clock.
[10/07/22 03:01:08] TimeWarp, pwae, and Puff [1428/2315] have team battled bookworm, kptr, and Fehu [158/1746] and won! 0 days, 06:12:11 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/22 08:31:54] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:33:33 towards level 69.
[10/07/22 23:33:57] pwae [401/734] has come upon SuzakuMedli [522/601] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:38:39 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/09/22 11:39:19] Yuhno, misha, and hdm [1839/2144] have team battled pwae, adamus1red, and kenyon [1874/2468] and lost! 1 day, 07:31:25 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/22 23:11:55] pwae [585/734] has come upon muirrum [257/444] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:37:31 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/10/22 18:18:54] achin, DrinkyBird, and Jens [760/2276] have team battled Acolarh, pwae, and n0ssh [1201/2072] and lost! 2 days, 23:27:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/22 21:22:37] pwae was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:58:22 towards level 69.
[10/13/22 08:31:49] sam [517/677] has challenged pwae [54/734] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:46:12 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/13/22 14:10:08] pwae was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:08:48 from level 69.
[10/14/22 05:53:41] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:06:07 towards level 69.
[10/14/22 09:48:03] starlink, pwae, and Sombra [1718/2434] have team battled sam, Affliction, and judahnator [1784/2107] and lost! 1 day, 14:00:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/22 12:37:49] pwae [11/734] has challenged TauPan [354/832] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:02:32 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/15/22 11:06:04] BastelBot [397/534] has come upon pwae [123/734] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:23:12 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[10/16/22 06:16:07] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:45 towards level 69.
[10/16/22 11:32:30] pwae [124/734] has come upon Zaratustra [590/1003] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:53:06 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/16/22 20:54:59] pwae stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:57:27 towards level 69.
[10/18/22 12:40:50] pwae [433/738] has come upon jayvee [576/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:41:12 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/19/22 00:03:57] pwae stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:54 towards level 69.
[10/19/22 20:38:54] pwae [60/738] has come upon Techman [559/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:59:14 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/19/22 21:46:51] pwae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:27:49 from level 69.
[10/20/22 00:49:15] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:01:44 towards level 69.
[10/21/22 00:27:48] Forud, jaxson, and ChowderKeg [1919/2209] have team battled canton7, pwae, and V [1436/2418] and won! 1 day, 19:38:11 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/22 11:58:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 1 day, 04:43:27 toward level 69.
[10/22/22 11:21:44] Lnk [835/851] has come upon pwae [401/738] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:57:23 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[10/22/22 15:20:44] pwae was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:01:58 from level 69.
[10/23/22 14:04:55] KindOne [234/458] has come upon pwae [390/738] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:54:31 is added to KindOne's clock.
[10/23/22 18:43:15] el, megubyte, and pwae [91/2011] have team battled Alarien, pasquale, and misha [1453/2161] and lost! 0 days, 09:41:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/22 00:12:49] _sh [264/776] has come upon pwae [50/738] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:15:15 is removed from _sh's clock.
[10/25/22 10:25:16] pwae invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:20 towards level 69.
[10/26/22 20:32:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 0 days, 12:52:13 toward level 69.
[10/27/22 07:25:02] pwae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:12 from level 69.
[10/27/22 07:46:29] ramdac, pwae, and Notir [641/2132] have team battled Asara, VonToutCourt, and jaxson [488/2548] and won! 0 days, 00:08:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/22 08:20:49] pwae [12/746] has challenged achin [432/740] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:06:20 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/28/22 02:27:48] Koffa [411/669] has challenged pwae [376/746] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:11:21 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/28/22 16:27:38] pwae set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:36:11 from level 70.
[10/30/22 00:48:21] Feltharell, TauPan, and cornfeedhobo [460/2405] have team battled Carl, allo, and pwae [1561/2235] and lost! 5 days, 12:22:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/22 01:19:42] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:02:51 towards level 70.
[11/01/22 07:21:13] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:23:29 towards level 70.
[11/02/22 13:13:19] launchd, slim, and nyuszika7h [156/1650] have team battled Carl, pwae, and pants [726/2755] and lost! 0 days, 05:58:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/22 20:44:19] dwfreed, pfoley, and hugga [238/2193] have team battled pwae, yNos, and Finley [1921/2005] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:26 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/22 11:16:58] Puff, pwae, and sc [266/2280] have team battled CrashOverride, pants, and Andrio [2409/2656] and lost! 2 days, 00:02:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/22 17:58:29] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:09:10 towards level 70.
[11/04/22 15:22:27] Kurenai, SSLbits, and allo [1596/2033] have team battled Techman, pwae, and Crazycatlady [1435/2445] and won! 1 day, 04:51:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/22 19:08:47] pwae [647/746] has challenged csc2ya [258/824] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:24:09 is removed from pwae's clock.
[11/05/22 19:17:04] ramdac, EddieT137, and pwae [589/2120] have team battled Feltharell, KindOne, and Omega [1641/2310] and lost! 0 days, 01:49:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/22 14:54:54] pwae [243/746] has come upon DownAndUp [205/599] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:01:04 is removed from pwae's clock.
[11/08/22 06:47:30] pwae [336/746] has come upon Misza [862/1011] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:00:00 is added to pwae's clock.
[11/08/22 08:53:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 6 days, 04:52:21 toward level 70.
[11/09/22 04:04:08] pwae learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:07:13 towards level 70.
[11/09/22 09:13:35] caeli, idleevil, and pwae [115/2548] have team battled anarcat, Yarosh, and Carl [2160/2515] and lost! 5 days, 07:12:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/22 11:41:10] pwae [137/746] has come upon StalkR [766/796] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:56:58 is added to pwae's clock.
[11/09/22 23:34:29] Sombra [395/971] has challenged pwae [280/746] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:20:55 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[11/10/22 08:28:23] Crazycatlady [153/730] has come upon pwae [123/746] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:51:42 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[11/11/22 17:26:34] pwae died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:16:06 from level 70.
[11/12/22 10:37:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 12 days, 23:34:24 toward level 70.
[11/12/22 18:49:13] pwae [645/746] has challenged Covid-19 [560/957] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:54:11 is removed from pwae's clock.
[11/13/22 09:01:03] pwae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:55:35 from level 70.
[11/13/22 23:23:26] caeli, pwae, and idlegood [1233/2531] have team battled VonToutCourt, JamCow, and el [611/2943] and won! 4 days, 12:22:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/22 03:56:14] Chuck [377/684] has challenged pwae [128/746] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:48:56 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[11/14/22 06:16:22] pwae burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pwae's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/15/22 15:04:03] muirrum [415/459] has challenged pwae [579/740] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:44:11 is added to muirrum's clock.
[11/18/22 02:39:14] pwae lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:42:38 from level 70.
[11/20/22 15:30:03] pwae [75/740] has challenged V [679/891] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:00:28 is added to pwae's clock.
[11/20/22 16:31:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed pwae with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 12:08:35 from level 70.
[11/22/22 21:20:44] fstrelok, muirrum, and Covid-19 [956/2016] have team battled pwae, laama, and bg [2541/2566] and lost! 0 days, 03:08:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/22 01:42:50] pwae [476/740] has challenged 0x00 [114/262] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:31:16 is removed from pwae's clock.
[11/23/22 05:19:32] gildarts, Techman, pwae, and Affliction have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/24/22 03:35:26] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:33:27 towards level 70.
[11/26/22 18:23:48] ZOTTA, pwae, and scumola [2344/2434] have team battled t3chn0, zgrep, and soltys [497/2447] and won! 1 day, 01:31:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/22 21:55:53] rawgreaze [328/997] has come upon pwae [304/740] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:21:44 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[11/28/22 12:31:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed pwae with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 12:53:45 from level 70.
[11/28/22 15:08:44] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:03 towards level 70.
[11/29/22 01:29:31] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:01 towards level 70.
[11/30/22 16:58:52] dwfreed, CornFly, and Destruia [361/2518] have team battled pwae, muirrum, and cfjk [622/1820] and lost! 1 day, 06:13:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/22 06:01:21] pwae [408/740] has come upon Arch [320/667] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:17:11 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/01/22 09:48:52] pwae [164/740] has come upon Omega [705/1031] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:53 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/01/22 14:05:32] soltys [923/936] has come upon pwae [738/740] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:31:04 is removed from soltys's clock.
[12/01/22 15:02:23] pwae [320/740] has challenged Lord255 [268/610] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:37:20 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/03/22 18:38:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 20 days, 10:11:51 toward level 71.
[12/03/22 18:41:14] pwae lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:55:15 from level 71.
[12/04/22 17:32:24] thornrag, cornfeedhobo, and KindOne [115/1858] have team battled Covid-19, pwae, and ephemer0l [617/2446] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/22 23:35:48] pwae [593/740] has come upon RussellB [599/944] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:48:07 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/06/22 22:59:17] V [104/891] has challenged pwae [365/740] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:43:12 is added to V's clock.
[12/07/22 04:39:09] iiriix, csc2ya, and Koffa [952/2224] have team battled Centrixx, pwae, and RussellB [2372/2747] and lost! 2 days, 17:54:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/22 06:09:18] elf [318/745] has come upon pwae [21/740] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:27:34 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/07/22 13:52:13] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:37:35 towards level 71.
[12/07/22 14:19:01] pwae [335/740] has come upon tsr [494/717] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:03:46 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/07/22 16:03:18] kzootech [386/603] has challenged pwae [191/740] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:55:15 is removed from kzootech's clock.
[12/09/22 06:14:27] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:57:30 towards level 71.
[12/11/22 10:29:41] pwae, Cirdan, jacob1, and Sombra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/22 19:27:28] pwae [274/740] has challenged rawgreaze [420/1008] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:42:02 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/13/22 07:51:13] pwae ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:53:11 from level 71.
[12/13/22 12:14:55] pwae fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:53:29 from level 71.
[12/13/22 20:42:26] slim, MadMan, and dwfreed [1717/2139] have team battled pwae, Dan, and h00k [394/1410] and won! 0 days, 16:18:36 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/22 22:57:46] Dan [280/396] has challenged pwae [664/743] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to Dan's clock.
[12/15/22 00:27:03] pwae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:04:48 from level 71.
[12/15/22 06:42:34] pwae [343/743] has come upon thornrag [370/698] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:50:17 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/15/22 23:57:52] pwae lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:00:03 from level 71.
[12/16/22 18:54:30] pwae learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:11 towards level 71.
[12/17/22 13:46:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 7 days, 20:15:57 toward level 71.
[12/17/22 22:51:47] pwae [125/743] has come upon bananaboat [597/834] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:03:15 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/18/22 20:50:43] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:37:50 towards level 71.
[12/19/22 01:53:31] zifnab06 [416/585] has come upon pwae [250/743] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:11:53 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[12/19/22 17:32:53] pwae [456/743] has come upon zbe [472/1078] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:25:40 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/21/22 06:44:45] pwae [268/743] has come upon thornrag [554/686] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:45:57 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/21/22 13:03:03] Comnenus [139/555] has challenged pwae [448/743] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Comnenus's clock.
[12/23/22 18:50:19] pwae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:05:40 from level 71.
[12/24/22 21:11:03] pwae, HeavyPodda, and laama [846/2121] have team battled caeli, iiriix, and signofzeta [1068/2755] and lost! 2 days, 05:11:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/22 04:14:13] pwae [556/743] has come upon wowbagger [21/485] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:17:18 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/26/22 06:26:10] DrinkyBird [226/1118] has come upon pwae [656/743] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:28:47 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/28/22 11:42:34] pwae [621/743] has come upon wille [344/593] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:27:47 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/28/22 13:32:08] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:45:44 towards level 71.
[12/29/22 18:10:14] pwae [317/743] has challenged Koffa [282/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:00:57 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/29/22 18:20:50] pwae found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:16:02 towards level 71.
[12/30/22 02:22:16] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:50 towards level 71.
[01/01/23 06:16:46] pwae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:15 towards level 71.
[01/01/23 08:54:34] pwae got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:18 towards level 71.
[01/01/23 16:48:08] pwae, gusto, and dwfreed [2429/2484] have team battled Gorek, washclof, and Centrixx [841/3073] and won! 0 days, 01:44:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/23 23:47:23] pwae [331/743] has challenged hax404 [263/438] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:42:08 is removed from pwae's clock.
[01/02/23 09:40:48] Fenrik [549/1227] has come upon pwae [401/743] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:36:26 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[01/05/23 07:46:26] pwae [101/743] has challenged Lenny_ [346/553] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:41:40 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/05/23 14:48:03] allo [93/684] has challenged pwae [677/743] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:06:22 is added to allo's clock.
[01/05/23 19:11:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 5 days, 16:23:43 toward level 72.
[01/05/23 20:24:07] Matthew, pwae, Alarien, and caeli have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/23 21:51:37] kinus, VonToutCourt, and misha [40/2779] have team battled Centrixx, SirNeo, and pwae [2290/2363] and lost! 6 days, 00:42:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/23 23:18:20] pwae [640/743] has come upon unicron [277/649] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:34:44 is removed from pwae's clock.
[01/06/23 07:38:40] wowbagger, pwae, and bg [496/2352] have team battled SirBummelz, Forud, and laama [793/2530] and lost! 2 days, 01:37:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/23 17:54:17] pwae [314/743] has challenged laama [77/753] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:19:17 is removed from pwae's clock.
[01/08/23 04:34:41] blabber [86/1007] has come upon pwae [397/743] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:42:50 is added to blabber's clock.
[01/08/23 17:33:17] DrinkyBird [700/1122] has come upon pwae [4/743] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:05:39 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[01/12/23 02:29:27] hugga [209/695] has come upon pwae [402/743] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:07:26 is added to hugga's clock.
[01/13/23 23:34:33] pwae [573/743] has challenged MadMan [228/482] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:39:46 is removed from pwae's clock.
[01/16/23 04:24:29] pwae [587/743] has come upon Bolded [238/916] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:05:26 is removed from pwae's clock.
[01/16/23 11:30:54] gradator, TheSilentLink, and pwae [495/2203] have team battled ChowderKeg, DrinkyBird, and McMemo [919/2325] and lost! 2 days, 02:07:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/23 09:47:59] sam [148/932] has come upon pwae [139/743] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:24:00 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/19/23 01:49:48] crank, pwae, and SirNeo [679/1927] have team battled ZOTTA, yano, and jacob1 [1917/2883] and lost! 1 day, 23:41:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/19/23 07:47:04] pwae [428/743] has come upon Togra [482/680] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:12:51 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/20/23 06:39:01] Kritzefitz, pwae, and hdm [998/2745] have team battled contyk, EddieT137, and Gorek [1999/2796] and lost! 1 day, 01:05:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/23 01:14:51] pwae [60/743] has challenged ahmubashshir [355/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:07:14 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/21/23 11:29:04] ChowderKeg [239/843] has challenged pwae [61/743] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:03:53 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[01/21/23 12:16:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 6 days, 00:39:29 toward level 72.
[01/22/23 21:02:41] SirNeo [547/557] has challenged pwae [57/743] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:47:01 is removed from SirNeo's clock.
[01/22/23 22:26:50] Affliction [445/916] has come upon pwae [687/743] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:51:07 is added to Affliction's clock.
[01/23/23 04:39:49] Tangles [124/755] has challenged pwae [470/743] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:36:45 is added to Tangles's clock.
[01/23/23 05:57:28] pwae [485/743] has come upon kzootech [76/596] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:15:38 is removed from pwae's clock.
[01/23/23 09:07:12] pwae, Algernon, and adamus1red [1599/2590] have team battled pfoley, Nuae, and tmberg [1083/2297] and won! 0 days, 18:55:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/23 08:33:33] pwae [446/743] has come upon keepermurph [347/579] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:19:08 is removed from pwae's clock.
[01/24/23 20:46:26] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:32 towards level 72.
[01/25/23 22:54:40] Matthew [126/577] has challenged pwae [486/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:07 is added to Matthew's clock.
[01/26/23 03:13:39] pwae [73/775] has challenged AlexS [253/524] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/27/23 13:05:01] kzootech [335/596] has challenged pwae [696/775] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:36:25 is added to kzootech's clock.
[01/27/23 20:06:33] pwae [377/775] has challenged cadfael [739/809] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:04:46 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/30/23 01:13:16] pwae lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:25:05 from level 73.
[01/30/23 11:01:53] TheSilentLink [657/886] has come upon pwae [367/775] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:33:49 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[01/30/23 14:57:14] pwae was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 18:05:12 from level 73.
[01/30/23 19:59:28] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:30:54 towards level 73.
[02/02/23 09:55:54] yano [103/1067] has come upon pwae [535/697] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:40:49 is added to yano's clock.
[02/02/23 22:38:10] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 13:35:46 is added to their clock.
[02/03/23 01:11:38] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 13:28:08 towards level 73.
[02/03/23 07:25:36] gegenschein [271/1032] has challenged pwae [9/697] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:22:04 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[02/03/23 11:09:44] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:22:07 towards level 73.
[02/03/23 11:47:00] pwae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:35:06 from level 73.
[02/06/23 08:04:13] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:53:33 towards level 73.
[02/07/23 01:23:30] el [476/677] has come upon pwae [293/697] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:15:58 is removed from el's clock.
[02/08/23 18:56:33] pwae lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:54:28 from level 73.
[02/09/23 06:18:32] cornfeedhobo [413/703] has come upon pwae [101/697] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:03:12 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[02/09/23 14:33:06] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:06:19 towards level 73.
[02/10/23 20:07:29] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:59:54 towards level 73.
[02/10/23 20:57:03] heisenbug [219/700] has come upon pwae [389/697] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:38:14 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/12/23 01:10:38] pwae was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:23:24 from level 73.
[02/12/23 01:14:09] pwae was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:36:27 from level 73.
[02/12/23 07:22:00] V [395/862] has come upon pwae [577/697] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:27 is added to V's clock.
[02/12/23 13:11:17] el, Reilly, and V [882/2432] have team battled bobvador, bg, and pwae [2492/2816] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/23 17:19:15] xbill [677/1001] has challenged pwae [129/697] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:51:28 is removed from xbill's clock.
[02/13/23 19:19:39] pwae [151/697] has challenged tswsl [607/678] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:56:52 is added to pwae's clock.
[02/13/23 20:19:49] GilbertErik [641/766] has challenged pwae [573/697] in combat and won! 15 days, 04:10:39 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[02/13/23 21:51:18] sc, Arch, and crank [1204/2109] have team battled achin, zbe, and pwae [1168/2563] and won! 1 day, 01:42:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/23 02:18:43] pwae [596/697] has challenged Togra [200/702] in combat and won! 12 days, 09:55:15 is removed from pwae's clock.
[02/14/23 14:16:11] pwae, gradator, xbill, and Tabmow have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/14/23 18:21:30] muirrum [389/583] has challenged pwae [573/697] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:22:36 is added to muirrum's clock.
[02/15/23 08:36:13] pwae, heisenbug, aqsd, and Tabmow have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/23 22:41:34] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:40:20 is added to their clock.
[02/17/23 03:38:49] xbill, pwae, and Abe [1445/2320] have team battled tsr, munkis, and CompanionCube [217/2248] and won! 2 days, 19:09:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/23 16:41:21] simple, pwae, and TimeWarp [985/2572] have team battled rawgreaze, n0ssh, and xbill [537/2646] and won! 0 days, 02:19:49 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/23 03:37:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed pwae with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 20:47:01 from level 73.
[02/19/23 05:36:21] damyan, pwae, dwfreed, and gusto have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/23 06:42:13] pwae [387/697] has challenged Erwinstein [171/324] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:15:10 is removed from pwae's clock.
[02/20/23 23:50:44] pwae [4/697] has challenged Wolf [425/805] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:37:36 is added to pwae's clock.
[02/23/23 15:11:32] pwae [380/697] has come upon Wolf [407/808] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:09:17 is added to pwae's clock.
[02/27/23 09:43:18] pwae, kptr, and hdm [1244/2218] have team battled Zaratustra, Arch, and V [1759/2293] and lost! 1 day, 00:26:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/23 22:38:17] scumola [433/871] has come upon pwae [409/697] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:11:28 is removed from scumola's clock.
[02/28/23 13:23:28] pwae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:00:58 from level 73.
[03/01/23 01:51:54] pwae found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:30:11 towards level 73.
[03/02/23 17:26:46] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:55:26 is added to their clock.
[03/02/23 19:01:20] pwae invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:48:16 towards level 73.
[03/03/23 16:40:28] pwae, Chuck, and Omega [1497/2409] have team battled CompanionCube, t3chn0, and MadMan [440/2082] and won! 0 days, 22:43:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/23 23:32:23] pwae stole vadas's level 113 amulet while they were sleeping! pwae leaves their old level 49 amulet behind, which vadas then takes.
[03/03/23 23:43:07] pwae [328/755] has challenged washclof [408/1080] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:02:51 is added to pwae's clock.
[03/04/23 02:23:18] bananaboat [378/853] has come upon pwae [352/755] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:59:33 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[03/04/23 15:46:19] pwae [114/755] has challenged CrashOverride [399/749] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:57:06 is added to pwae's clock.
[03/04/23 19:47:08] EddieT137 [56/1009] has challenged pwae [85/755] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:14:14 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[03/05/23 06:05:20] pwae stole MadMan's level 61 ring while they were sleeping! pwae leaves their old level 50 ring behind, which MadMan then takes.
[03/05/23 16:08:05] pwae [678/765] has come upon Theleveler [145/843] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:13:13 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/06/23 05:53:55] pwae [281/765] has challenged dyvonna [282/1010] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:03:04 is added to pwae's clock.
[03/07/23 03:58:20] pwae [207/774] has challenged vectr0n [298/623] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:45:32 is added to pwae's clock.
[03/07/23 04:44:51] pwae died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:03:00 from level 73.
[03/07/23 09:45:16] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:09:14 towards level 73.
[03/07/23 09:52:06] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:32:34 towards level 73.
[03/07/23 21:47:30] nowz, pwae, and SSLbits [1277/1860] have team battled Kachin, "\@_, and Forud [1659/3154] and lost! 0 days, 12:50:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/23 07:03:36] pwae [90/774] has challenged hugga [832/918] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:55:36 is added to pwae's clock.
[03/08/23 11:11:59] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed pwae with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 19:39:45 from level 73.
[03/08/23 14:03:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 15 days, 14:22:37 toward level 73.
[03/08/23 16:34:10] Kachin, pwae, and bananaboat [2297/2650] have team battled confunctius, yNos, and pyre [881/2265] and won! 2 days, 17:21:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/23 02:24:11] pwae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:26 towards level 73.
[03/09/23 09:04:28] TheSilentLink [595/873] has come upon pwae [445/774] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:24:51 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[03/09/23 23:11:27] d4n13L [263/574] has challenged pwae [499/774] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:12:24 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[03/10/23 01:25:56] allo [706/773] has come upon pwae [667/774] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:18:07 is removed from allo's clock.
[03/13/23 04:15:36] Asara, pwae, and elf [533/2340] have team battled Ecko, Malvolio, and cfebsv2 [832/1636] and lost! 1 day, 21:55:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/23 16:09:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 1 day, 15:32:30 toward level 73.
[03/15/23 09:04:11] pwae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:16 towards level 73.
[03/16/23 05:47:10] gildarts [353/894] has challenged pwae [141/774] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:18:21 is removed from gildarts's clock.
[03/16/23 07:04:11] pwae [725/774] has come upon "\@_ [20/1173] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:42:03 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/16/23 20:39:51] pwae [220/774] has come upon Asara [212/859] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:26:52 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/17/23 04:35:07] kinus, Kurenai, and DrinkyBird [826/2546] have team battled eroc1990, dax, and pwae [1118/2033] and lost! 1 day, 00:25:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/23 22:44:29] pwae [149/774] has come upon SirBummelz [175/862] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:37:35 is added to pwae's clock.
[03/18/23 20:41:22] pwae was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:09:27 from level 73.
[03/19/23 01:56:48] d4n13L, JamCow, and pwae [1862/2086] have team battled Forud, Omega, and Tabmow [49/2837] and won! 0 days, 09:01:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/23 09:40:54] pwae, crank, nawcom, and sc have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/23 11:13:00] Zaratustra [559/760] has challenged pwae [121/774] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:38:24 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/19/23 17:14:02] GilbertErik, tsr, and pwae [2002/2276] have team battled yNos, MetaNova, and jjasghar [1529/2445] and won! 0 days, 02:44:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/23 04:11:49] pwae [758/774] has challenged el [442/699] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:15:57 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/20/23 04:57:50] Matthew, pwae, jjasghar, and gusto have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/23 09:17:34] gradator [23/536] has challenged pwae [548/774] in combat and lost! 9 days, 02:26:42 is added to gradator's clock.
[03/20/23 13:21:51] Theleveler [154/866] has challenged pwae [310/774] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:38:12 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[03/20/23 22:45:05] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:53:46 towards level 74.
[03/21/23 09:53:54] Techman, Notir, and pwae [2484/2873] have team battled shikhin, TimeWarp, and postikana [1590/2294] and won! 6 days, 20:59:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/23 13:23:27] Tabmow [507/844] has challenged pwae [722/774] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:59:09 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[03/22/23 01:42:20] pwae, Lnk, and Ganonk [2035/2129] have team battled Arch, gusto, and Theleveler [386/2136] and won! 0 days, 11:24:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/23 05:05:25] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 12:35:11 is added to their clock.
[03/22/23 06:26:08] CodeGeek, Notir, and eroc1990 [2713/2920] have team battled Covid-19, pwae, and StalkR [620/2623] and won! 0 days, 07:21:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/23 07:12:42] pwae got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:59:23 towards level 74.
[03/24/23 11:19:32] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:47:04 towards level 74.
[03/25/23 07:22:48] pwae lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:28:16 from level 74.
[03/26/23 10:05:13] Aksej, cfjk, and Affliction [752/2293] have team battled pwae, "\@_, and Przemek [1362/2282] and lost! 0 days, 04:58:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/23 16:16:39] Gorek [465/1043] has come upon pwae [740/777] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 00:56:08 is added to Gorek's clock.
[03/28/23 19:02:03] arkie [153/372] has challenged pwae [666/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to arkie's clock.
[03/30/23 10:40:57] pwae [663/777] has come upon pyre [765/781] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:37:07 is added to pwae's clock.
[03/31/23 05:53:07] Lenny_, apb, and postikana [428/2122] have team battled simple, MELOONi, and pwae [1351/2774] and lost! 2 days, 08:31:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/23 09:42:58] Queegly [6/8] has challenged pwae [24/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to Queegly's clock.
[03/31/23 14:53:48] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:39:47 towards level 74.
[04/01/23 06:49:02] pwae ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:15:01 from level 74.
[04/02/23 10:01:43] Thorael, Lnk, and cadfael [1807/2305] have team battled A_Dragon, soygirl, and pwae [1669/2120] and won! 1 day, 12:42:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/23 13:51:28] dbx12 [294/579] has come upon pwae [40/777] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:09:23 is removed from dbx12's clock.
[04/04/23 01:02:24] MELOONi [66/950] has come upon pwae [492/777] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:54:30 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[04/04/23 04:40:37] pwae set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:53:01 from level 74.
[04/04/23 12:57:55] pwae lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:17:57 from level 74.
[04/04/23 17:30:47] d4n13L, pwae, and slim [920/1768] have team battled Fehu, Theleveler, and pyre [1915/2241] and lost! 3 days, 02:32:56 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/23 03:25:26] slim [307/414] has come upon pwae [631/777] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:15:23 is added to slim's clock.
[04/05/23 16:21:47] elf [695/1002] has come upon pwae [454/777] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:20:13 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/06/23 07:50:25] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:10:45 is added to their clock.
[04/06/23 21:09:37] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:18:21 towards level 74.
[04/07/23 00:20:04] pwae was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:09:03 towards level 74.
[04/07/23 16:50:49] pwae [669/777] has challenged yano [780/1079] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:52:05 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/09/23 03:06:52] pwae [25/777] has come upon Tangles [55/782] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:37:41 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/10/23 01:50:43] TheSilentLink [1/873] has come upon pwae [355/777] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:12:30 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[04/11/23 09:48:27] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:55:55 is added to their clock.
[04/11/23 12:20:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 1 day, 22:58:43 toward level 74.
[04/11/23 17:37:17] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:43:19 towards level 74.
[04/12/23 00:55:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 3 days, 19:18:15 toward level 74.
[04/13/23 00:05:49] Destruia, pants, and Techman [158/2922] have team battled pyre, pwae, and V [1320/2465] and lost! 1 day, 09:10:35 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/23 04:47:21] misha, krustenkaese, and hugga [513/2170] have team battled Stevland, Lnk, and pwae [2450/2612] and lost! 0 days, 23:28:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/23 15:17:43] elf [184/1031] has come upon pwae [400/777] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:20:18 is added to elf's clock.
[04/14/23 07:39:05] pwae [91/777] has come upon jaxson [519/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:58:01 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/14/23 09:25:17] n0ssh [113/631] has challenged pwae [505/777] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:41:02 is added to n0ssh's clock.
[04/15/23 15:31:52] pwae [85/777] has challenged Tenorman [703/734] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:05 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/16/23 16:37:24] Crazycatlady [444/775] has challenged pwae [590/777] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:48:48 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[04/16/23 22:01:24] idlegood [536/777] has come upon pwae [138/777] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:00:04 is removed from idlegood's clock.
[04/16/23 22:56:27] fstrelok [64/697] has come upon pwae [443/777] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:32:39 is added to fstrelok's clock.
[04/17/23 11:33:13] pwae [273/777] has challenged Blohsh [255/359] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:47:34 is removed from pwae's clock.
[04/17/23 17:37:46] Arch [578/641] has come upon pwae [449/777] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:47:38 is removed from Arch's clock.
[04/18/23 03:32:18] damyan, pwae, and CrashOverride [1861/2260] have team battled Malvolio, ukleinek, and CodeGeek [1266/2173] and won! 9 days, 22:21:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/23 11:20:40] idlegood, pwae, and Lord255 [30/2370] have team battled thornrag, particleflux, and VonToutCourt [1353/2543] and lost! 2 days, 11:03:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/23 12:47:05] Wolf [505/812] has challenged pwae [522/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:25 is added to Wolf's clock.
[04/19/23 07:09:12] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:02:51 towards level 75.
[04/19/23 15:30:31] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:34:46 towards level 75.
[04/20/23 00:28:46] "\@_ [113/1173] has challenged pwae [564/777] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[04/20/23 13:58:21] kenyon [753/917] has challenged pwae [232/777] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:45:42 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/20/23 15:07:04] bananaboat, Tangles, and Bolded [1550/2691] have team battled hax404, pwae, and tswsl [240/1993] and won! 1 day, 14:24:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/23 19:50:40] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:08:30 towards level 75.
[04/20/23 22:25:06] pwae, MetaNova, and tmberg [662/2216] have team battled Khorne, StalkR, and pfoley [381/2760] and won! 7 days, 19:55:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/23 06:01:52] TimWolla [768/972] has challenged pwae [304/777] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:39:03 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[04/22/23 08:45:18] Ecko, pwae, and hax404 [1335/2257] have team battled Crazycatlady, Abe, and Dan [232/1938] and won! 5 days, 22:27:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/23 10:32:27] pwae fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:02:42 from level 75.
[04/22/23 22:35:50] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 07:12:22 is added to their clock.
[04/23/23 02:42:41] Puff [404/673] has come upon pwae [179/777] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:56:11 is removed from Puff's clock.
[04/23/23 16:04:34] pwae [489/777] has come upon tmberg [233/681] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:26:06 is removed from pwae's clock.
[04/25/23 14:32:25] Aksej [351/1019] has challenged pwae [265/777] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:37:33 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[04/27/23 01:09:42] Bolded, pwae, and tmberg [2105/2408] have team battled signofzeta, nowz, and anarcat [2620/2673] and lost! 3 days, 17:40:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/23 10:33:51] pwae [281/777] has challenged thatmint [9/541] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:00:13 is removed from pwae's clock.
[04/28/23 06:17:35] pwae fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:50:06 from level 75.
[04/28/23 19:43:36] pwae [169/777] has come upon Thorael [337/700] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:55:36 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/30/23 21:10:13] pwae sharpened the edge of their weapon! pwae's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/23 17:48:23] pwae, SirBummelz, and Russell [1624/2678] have team battled binaryhermit, KindOne, and cfjk [936/1948] and won! 1 day, 15:41:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/23 21:34:57] pwae stole BastelBot's level 63 ring while they were sleeping! pwae leaves their old level 61 ring behind, which BastelBot then takes.
[05/04/23 17:42:11] pwae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:09:04 from level 75.
[05/05/23 10:19:14] gusto [391/646] has challenged pwae [770/801] in combat and lost! 5 days, 15:36:08 is added to gusto's clock.
[05/05/23 21:23:58] CompanionCube, Chuck, and Arch [1302/1956] have team battled MetaNova, unicron, and pwae [597/2243] and won! 0 days, 13:16:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/23 12:41:36] Puff, bananaboat, and pwae [264/2453] have team battled t3chn0, CodeGeek, and Arch [2521/2591] and lost! 2 days, 18:21:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/23 16:27:28] pwae, tomhek, and JigmeDatse [871/2369] have team battled Bluedog, Techman, and kenyon [147/2718] and won! 3 days, 02:04:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/23 03:49:22] Lnk, apb, and RussellB [1088/2730] have team battled pwae, ChowderKeg, and bobvador [1558/2749] and lost! 1 day, 23:12:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/23 17:49:54] vegadark [486/728] has challenged pwae [657/801] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:02:12 is added to vegadark's clock.
[05/11/23 10:50:42] allo [189/803] has challenged pwae [358/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:52:15 is added to allo's clock.
[05/12/23 08:42:39] Nysdar [24/833] has come upon pwae [333/801] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:04:58 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[05/12/23 20:20:11] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:41:14 towards level 75.
[05/13/23 19:02:59] "\@_ [910/1177] has challenged pwae [338/801] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:31:48 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[05/13/23 22:03:38] MELOONi [493/945] has challenged pwae [704/801] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:10:45 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[05/13/23 22:48:39] Fehu, cpli, and Aksej [654/1968] have team battled jacob1, pwae, and BenDover [209/2139] and won! 0 days, 01:19:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/23 05:49:31] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:21:51 is added to their clock.
[05/14/23 15:44:10] pwae was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:57:37 from level 75.
[05/14/23 23:28:52] pants [93/1197] has come upon pwae [463/801] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:27:07 is added to pants's clock.
[05/15/23 05:13:54] pwae grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:32 towards level 75.
[05/16/23 05:02:50] pwae [659/801] has come upon Theleveler [393/874] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:59:56 is removed from pwae's clock.
[05/16/23 09:50:41] Fehu, DontEvenPeek, and Nuae [2030/2106] have team battled pwae, tomhek, and BastelBot [774/2364] and won! 1 day, 22:04:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/23 10:42:46] hdm, pwae, and m00m00 [1044/1964] have team battled SuzakuMedli, vegadark, and ahmubashshir [391/2538] and won! 0 days, 00:41:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/23 16:02:28] pwae [430/801] has challenged CodeB [203/632] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:29:15 is removed from pwae's clock.
[05/20/23 00:14:13] pwae [506/801] has come upon sir_idle_alot [30/241] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:28:17 is removed from pwae's clock.
[05/20/23 00:23:00] Asara, Dan, and pwae [1216/2211] have team battled bobvador, HeavyPodda, and Malvolio [799/2140] and won! 0 days, 01:31:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/23 00:45:49] damyan, MadMan, and pwae [1510/2046] have team battled TimeWarp, heisenbug, and kevkev [237/1963] and won! 0 days, 11:05:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/23 02:36:37] zbe [204/1124] has challenged pwae [699/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:04:45 is added to zbe's clock.
[05/20/23 03:36:50] pwae [304/801] has challenged medivh [198/294] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:13:18 is removed from pwae's clock.
[05/21/23 05:47:14] tomhek [327/1014] has challenged pwae [374/801] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to tomhek's clock.
[05/24/23 00:21:12] pwae [188/801] has come upon drahthaar [80/1151] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:39:05 is removed from pwae's clock.
[05/24/23 17:53:27] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:40:29 towards level 76.
[05/25/23 16:04:39] pwae [396/801] has come upon ufo-piloot [343/589] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:35:20 is removed from pwae's clock.
[05/27/23 07:27:12] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:19:29 is added to their clock.
[05/27/23 09:06:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 10 days, 01:53:03 toward level 76.
[05/27/23 17:28:57] Lord255, idleneutral, and Gorek [1804/2541] have team battled pfoley, pwae, and d4n13L [1777/2109] and won! 2 days, 18:10:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/23 07:21:48] pwae [456/801] has challenged KingPimpCommand [280/404] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:17:42 is removed from pwae's clock.
[05/28/23 13:23:13] pwae [162/801] has challenged aqsd [219/767] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:08:43 is added to pwae's clock.
[05/29/23 05:30:06] buzel, zbe, pwae, and particleflux have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/23 20:37:34] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:40:26 towards level 76.
[05/29/23 21:11:41] pwae was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:38:58 from level 76.
[05/30/23 05:07:50] jacquesssss [125/346] has challenged pwae [7/801] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:14:53 is removed from jacquesssss's clock.
[06/01/23 05:45:22] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:07:39 is added to their clock.
[06/01/23 12:13:31] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:10 towards level 76.
[06/02/23 01:03:14] TimWolla [595/992] has come upon pwae [572/801] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 10:59:00 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[06/02/23 15:41:31] Ka, misha, and pwae [852/1887] have team battled Aksej, Bluedog, and boscage [2172/2325] and lost! 0 days, 01:56:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/23 21:38:38] pwae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:49 from level 76.
[06/05/23 00:36:10] Crazycatlady [22/796] has come upon pwae [267/801] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:09:02 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[06/05/23 07:32:31] pwae reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pwae's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/05/23 09:19:59] pwae [87/805] has come upon Mat [377/569] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:31:44 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/05/23 12:50:57] pwae [758/805] has come upon zbe [456/1146] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:01:40 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/06/23 07:19:44] pwae, dwfreed, and Blohsh [2287/2405] have team battled KindOne, yano, and SSLbits [1072/2012] and won! 0 days, 01:55:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/23 15:02:05] pwae [443/805] has challenged HellSpawn [276/958] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:13:33 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/06/23 19:57:52] pwae was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:22:37 from level 77.
[06/07/23 05:24:27] pwae, blabber, and pants [1610/3133] have team battled HeavyPodda, Nysdar, and aqsd [1694/2312] and lost! 3 days, 03:42:08 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/23 18:41:48] pwae was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:17:20 from level 77.
[06/08/23 07:11:47] pwae was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:18:28 towards level 77.
[06/08/23 20:17:07] pwae [309/805] has come upon Ankhers [25/726] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:45:06 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/09/23 02:23:06] pwae set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:29:31 from level 77.
[06/10/23 06:21:53] pwae [789/805] has challenged Warson [164/355] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:20:06 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/10/23 06:21:53] pwae has dealt Warson a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:06:26 is added to Warson's clock.
[06/10/23 18:42:36] pfoley, tmberg, and rawgreaze [2482/2648] have team battled EddieT137, misha, and pwae [793/2640] and won! 0 days, 18:24:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/23 09:32:17] kenyon [828/917] has come upon pwae [604/805] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:32:53 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/11/23 22:00:07] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:40:03 towards level 77.
[06/12/23 02:02:49] mald0r0r [15/112] has challenged pwae [799/805] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to mald0r0r's clock.
[06/12/23 23:26:34] Thorael, cfjk, and pwae [1555/2344] have team battled style, hugga, and HeavyPodda [688/1959] and won! 4 days, 13:13:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/23 18:55:06] arkie [98/673] has come upon pwae [517/805] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:20 is added to arkie's clock.
[06/15/23 02:34:49] pwae, Sario, and signofzeta [2095/2532] have team battled ZOTTA, IFireflyl, and Matthew [1186/1963] and won! 3 days, 12:20:27 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/23 07:17:34] pwae learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:10:48 towards level 77.
[06/15/23 14:07:13] Aksej, Ferris, and Finley [1015/2300] have team battled JigmeDatse, pwae, and ukleinek [1413/2298] and lost! 0 days, 03:42:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/23 04:09:54] alexlehm, StalkR, and tswsl [1230/2434] have team battled pwae, CodeGeek, and aqsd [1723/2609] and lost! 1 day, 14:22:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/23 23:12:11] heisenbug [318/765] has come upon pwae [110/805] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:25:53 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/20/23 18:00:49] Fenrik [602/1258] has come upon pwae [475/805] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:52:45 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[06/21/23 11:05:39] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 07:27:58 is added to their clock.
[06/21/23 23:19:11] pwae got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:31:50 from level 77.
[06/24/23 12:17:06] pwae [243/805] has come upon Kritzefitz [718/1089] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:44:46 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/24/23 13:33:39] pwae [139/805] has come upon anarcat [1133/1182] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:46:21 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/24/23 23:10:16] alexlehm [261/786] has challenged pwae [71/805] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:40:52 is removed from alexlehm's clock.
[06/25/23 03:12:12] pwae was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:59:01 from level 77.
[06/25/23 20:09:44] pwae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:00:37 towards level 77.
[06/26/23 17:18:56] adamus1red, Paganel, and pwae [153/2489] have team battled exergy, jaxson, and blabber [880/2121] and lost! 3 days, 16:02:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/23 03:25:11] pwae [45/805] has challenged BastelBot [739/779] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:28:29 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/29/23 04:17:51] pwae, talisein, gideonstar, and Kachin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/23 17:03:36] pwae left their weapon out in the rain to rust! pwae's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/01/23 19:27:56] ZOTTA, Jens, and pwae [525/2448] have team battled Omega, MrMagoo, and Pinkman [2116/2563] and lost! 1 day, 06:27:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/23 05:01:53] pwae [325/780] has come upon CompanionCube [475/894] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:07:27 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/02/23 14:14:22] pwae, el, and RussellB [213/2449] have team battled laama, slim, and bobvador [727/2780] and lost! 0 days, 23:50:57 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/23 20:15:47] jayvee [455/696] has come upon pwae [772/780] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:56:49 is added to jayvee's clock.
[07/03/23 09:30:34] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:22:50 towards level 77.
[07/04/23 12:10:39] yano [703/825] has challenged pwae [326/780] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:59:51 is removed from yano's clock.
[07/04/23 12:43:37] pwae, ChowderKeg, and kevkev [1853/2077] have team battled sam, SirNeo, and Crazycatlady [2242/2575] and lost! 0 days, 12:04:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/23 07:30:50] rawgreaze [74/1017] has come upon pwae [339/780] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:36:35 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[07/10/23 00:50:30] pwae invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:42:08 towards level 77.
[07/10/23 21:46:54] Kurenai [565/1001] has challenged pwae [749/780] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:39:11 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[07/11/23 00:52:15] pwae stole dbx12's level 47 shield while they were sleeping! pwae leaves their old level 44 shield behind, which dbx12 then takes.
[07/11/23 20:51:45] Cirdan, theZoMBiE, and ahmubashshir [809/2266] have team battled pwae, \dev\ice, and tmberg [2004/2399] and lost! 4 days, 01:07:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/23 11:14:21] pwae [329/783] has come upon alephnull [359/491] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:50:06 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/14/23 08:49:34] pwae [601/783] has come upon Tabmow [464/878] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:36:43 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/14/23 08:49:34] pwae has dealt Tabmow a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:58:32 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[07/14/23 08:58:26] pwae [685/783] has challenged jayvee [668/696] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:45:26 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/15/23 11:31:43] Lnk, Koffa, and Wolf [554/2343] have team battled kinus, pwae, and Fenrik [268/2777] and won! 1 day, 04:38:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/23 15:11:34] enteral [312/973] has come upon pwae [581/783] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:37:34 is added to enteral's clock.
[07/15/23 23:43:03] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:40:24 towards level 77.
[07/16/23 10:20:07] pwae, MELOONi, medivh, and io have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/23 05:50:42] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:23:56 towards level 77.
[07/17/23 08:14:18] pwae [365/783] has challenged Ankhers [141/726] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:38:48 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/17/23 17:08:06] CompanionCube, Garg, and zifnab06 [941/1841] have team battled pwae, Koffa, and DrinkyBird [620/2715] and won! 0 days, 14:50:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/23 02:59:04] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:43:36 is added to their clock.
[07/19/23 01:17:37] confunctius, CompanionCube, and Yarosh [1480/2355] have team battled MetaNova, cornfeedhobo, and pwae [602/2228] and won! 0 days, 00:48:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/23 09:57:30] pwae [332/783] has come upon "\@_ [158/1178] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:23:39 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/21/23 02:34:23] _sh [909/1025] has challenged pwae [22/783] in combat and won! 13 days, 14:23:30 is removed from _sh's clock.
[07/21/23 04:10:36] enteral [575/1008] has come upon pwae [432/783] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:40:54 is removed from enteral's clock.
[07/22/23 02:39:42] pwae [583/783] has challenged Tenedos [438/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:40:12 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/23/23 03:10:48] pwae [430/783] has challenged tmberg [897/922] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:38:12 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/23/23 07:59:41] gegenschein [86/1037] has come upon pwae [714/783] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:56:40 is added to gegenschein's clock.
[07/24/23 02:22:56] dbx12, rawgreaze, and elf [2204/2827] have team battled signofzeta, pwae, and jayvee [643/2492] and won! 0 days, 12:30:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/23 10:57:40] pwae [581/783] has challenged confunctius [18/981] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:38:00 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/25/23 20:26:45] pwae found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:07:02 towards level 78.
[07/26/23 17:56:34] pwae [334/783] has come upon Tenedos [430/570] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:21:51 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/27/23 06:58:22] pwae [258/783] has come upon gegenschein [62/1037] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 22:13:42 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/30/23 01:22:54] pwae [193/783] has challenged ChowderKeg [610/768] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:06:54 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/30/23 06:46:58] shikhin, scornn, and TheSilentLink [1083/2373] have team battled blabber, zbe, and pwae [2100/3106] and lost! 2 days, 19:22:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/23 15:09:49] pwae died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:51:54 from level 78.
[08/01/23 15:12:57] pwae, dbx12, and tsr [40/2385] have team battled bookworm, V, and scumola [1744/2388] and lost! 5 days, 00:19:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/23 03:05:37] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:36:14 towards level 78.
[08/02/23 09:36:57] pwae [710/783] has come upon h00k [78/523] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:21:01 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/03/23 22:20:49] pwae was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:34:14 towards level 78.
[08/05/23 00:56:35] pwae [450/783] has challenged Neil [172/662] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:20:08 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/05/23 07:58:16] pwae [214/783] has challenged tass [466/590] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:16:20 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/05/23 16:33:12] Theleveler, pwae, and kzootech [783/2311] have team battled heisenbug, Mat, and Ungoliant [1156/2136] and lost! 1 day, 21:49:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/23 15:21:35] RussellB, idlegood, and pwae [579/2493] have team battled Omega, CodeGeek, and Platonides [1432/3180] and lost! 7 days, 05:10:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/23 07:30:56] Gorek [111/1075] has come upon pwae [256/783] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:17:27 is added to Gorek's clock.
[08/08/23 23:18:39] tass [160/596] has challenged pwae [551/778] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:44:04 is added to tass's clock.
[08/09/23 20:00:37] yano, ufo-piloot, and pwae [1903/2287] have team battled Yarosh, enteral, and Lord255 [410/2282] and won! 7 days, 17:52:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/23 04:25:32] pwae [603/778] has challenged Tangles [355/776] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:34:46 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/10/23 16:28:19] Kachin [753/1032] has challenged pwae [156/778] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:34:35 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[08/10/23 20:15:34] pwae [2/778] has come upon Acolarh [711/972] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:42:23 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/11/23 10:06:25] pwae spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! pwae's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/12/23 13:29:13] GilbertErik, Bluedog, and ufo-piloot [1497/2281] have team battled pwae, alexlehm, and Drin [1881/2480] and lost! 6 days, 08:11:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/23 17:37:49] Ungoliant [30/764] has come upon pwae [251/767] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:56:00 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[08/16/23 05:26:51] pwae stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:42:38 towards level 78.
[08/16/23 15:28:20] StalkR, pwae, el, and tomhek have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/23 17:53:42] confunctius [518/981] has come upon pwae [509/767] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:25:16 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[08/16/23 17:53:42] confunctius has dealt pwae a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:54:37 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/16/23 19:27:02] pwae sharpened the edge of their weapon! pwae's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/23 23:29:45] gradator, mordac, and hugga [643/1967] have team battled pwae, yano, and Fehu [893/2375] and lost! 0 days, 16:39:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/23 08:51:03] pwae, blabber, pants, and Bolded have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/23 11:19:51] vectr0n [498/650] has come upon pwae [684/790] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:53:15 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[08/20/23 00:55:16] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:15:38 is added to their clock.
[08/20/23 07:28:20] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:14 towards level 78.
[08/20/23 20:38:46] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:01 towards level 78.
[08/21/23 08:55:15] pwae ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:28:14 from level 78.
[08/21/23 17:44:50] pwae ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:06:47 from level 78.
[08/21/23 17:55:11] pwae [479/790] has come upon Ankhers [726/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:07:51 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/23/23 00:06:35] pwae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:54:36 from level 78.
[08/23/23 07:39:40] tsr [74/821] has come upon pwae [104/790] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:03:40 is added to tsr's clock.
[08/23/23 18:19:31] Pinkman [340/889] has challenged pwae [122/790] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:06:34 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[08/24/23 15:14:06] pwae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:27:28 towards level 78.
[08/24/23 16:43:33] pwae [192/790] has come upon vegadark [716/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:42:48 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/25/23 02:50:22] pwae [761/790] has challenged V [136/1044] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:47:30 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/26/23 01:53:21] pwae [183/790] has come upon Gorek [268/1072] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:11:13 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/26/23 06:01:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 4 days, 06:53:19 toward level 78.
[08/27/23 04:56:45] pwae reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pwae's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/23 18:53:03] pwae [651/793] has come upon Kritzefitz [100/1077] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:41:09 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/27/23 18:53:03] pwae has dealt Kritzefitz a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:00:10 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[08/28/23 02:33:51] pwae [594/793] has challenged scumola [289/665] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/29/23 00:20:50] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 18:59:09 is added to their clock.
[08/29/23 22:59:14] pwae [590/793] has come upon tomhek [772/1096] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:14:49 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/31/23 20:17:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed pwae with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 13:28:14 from level 79.
[09/01/23 05:34:13] pwae died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:27:50 from level 79.
[09/02/23 05:19:50] pwae [759/793] has come upon eising [699/787] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 12:15:05 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/02/23 14:52:59] pwae [92/793] has come upon Lord255 [148/741] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:15:39 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/03/23 07:21:34] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:05:17 towards level 79.
[09/03/23 17:45:56] t3chn0 [864/1016] has challenged pwae [585/793] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:13:23 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[09/04/23 12:50:32] pwae [148/793] has challenged Gorek [438/1053] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:13:27 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/04/23 20:24:34] pwae stole Asara's level 71 ring while they were sleeping! pwae leaves their old level 63 ring behind, which Asara then takes.
[09/05/23 15:57:07] Khorne [945/1195] has challenged pwae [613/801] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:23:05 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[09/06/23 04:04:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 16 days, 18:18:00 toward level 79.
[09/06/23 10:17:48] pwae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:56:20 from level 79.
[09/07/23 17:15:43] pwae, MetaNova, and bsleep [1010/2747] have team battled dwfreed, Zed_Spiker, and blobdog [227/2482] and won! 0 days, 09:20:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/23 10:15:18] tsr [365/825] has challenged pwae [336/801] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:15:56 is removed from tsr's clock.
[09/10/23 01:47:11] Destruia, mukaro, and medivh [251/1625] have team battled nathan, JigmeDatse, and pwae [358/2092] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/23 22:55:33] dodecahedron [336/361] has come upon pwae [324/801] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:29:07 is removed from dodecahedron's clock.
[09/11/23 15:34:03] Gangsterish [617/778] has challenged pwae [2/801] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:38:27 is removed from Gangsterish's clock.
[09/11/23 18:43:23] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:47:58 towards level 79.
[09/12/23 21:04:08] pwae [644/801] has come upon kinus [37/827] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:39:16 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/13/23 05:52:40] pwae grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:32:36 towards level 79.
[09/13/23 12:13:19] d4n13L [553/631] has come upon pwae [457/801] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:07:43 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[09/14/23 17:58:14] BenDover, pwae, and Aksej [2114/2242] have team battled coolchris, Kurenai, and talisein [572/1974] and won! 4 days, 23:46:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/23 19:52:42] pwae [495/801] has challenged DontEvenPeek [470/848] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:30:37 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/14/23 19:52:42] pwae has dealt DontEvenPeek a Critical Strike! 4 days, 13:27:59 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[09/16/23 21:04:17] pwae [212/801] has challenged mzumquadrat [244/514] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:36:49 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/17/23 06:52:06] elegy [62/170] has challenged pwae [502/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to elegy's clock.
[09/17/23 07:24:11] tswsl, thornrag, and pwae [293/2232] have team battled kptr, EddieT137, and kinus [645/2400] and lost! 0 days, 03:56:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/23 13:07:59] pwae [706/801] has challenged Kachin [539/1026] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:18:34 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/18/23 05:45:03] Varjatticus [618/625] has come upon pwae [60/801] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:39:28 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[09/18/23 07:16:17] pwae had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:46:19 from level 79.
[09/18/23 19:38:29] pwae learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:34:27 towards level 79.
[09/19/23 06:35:01] d4n13L [323/631] has come upon pwae [660/801] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:52:05 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[09/19/23 18:20:26] cornfeedhobo [427/710] has challenged pwae [260/801] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:37:14 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/22/23 05:34:38] jacob1 [136/904] has challenged pwae [583/801] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:24:29 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/22/23 07:56:56] hax404 [217/521] has come upon pwae [309/801] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 19:00:48 is added to hax404's clock.
[09/25/23 03:44:38] ukleinek, Ecko, and pwae [1133/2640] have team battled hugga, blabber, and RussellB [1579/2844] and lost! 2 days, 08:10:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/23 16:26:13] elf [1042/1052] has come upon pwae [301/801] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:22:39 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/27/23 06:53:19] V [892/1152] has come upon pwae [248/801] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:39:12 is removed from V's clock.
[09/27/23 21:37:32] pwae lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:24:30 from level 79.
[09/29/23 20:38:09] pwae [481/810] has come upon Acolarh [182/814] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:43:14 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/30/23 21:12:39] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:15 towards level 79.
[10/01/23 21:49:09] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:01:13 is added to their clock.
[10/03/23 23:02:42] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:50 towards level 79.
[10/04/23 17:00:20] HeavyPodda [391/951] has come upon pwae [746/810] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:24:12 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/04/23 22:56:19] sam, spex, and nowz [916/2611] have team battled Tangles, heisenbug, and pwae [924/2518] and lost! 3 days, 05:53:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/23 05:38:33] pwae, Wam, and drahthaar [396/2757] have team battled pyre, aqsd, and ZOTTA [2605/2611] and lost! 0 days, 09:51:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/23 18:24:25] pwae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:43 towards level 79.
[10/06/23 04:50:54] pwae [354/810] has come upon Pinkman [11/894] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:43:32 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/06/23 10:20:14] pwae [695/810] has challenged MadMan [262/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:42:25 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/06/23 10:20:14] pwae has dealt MadMan a Critical Strike! 5 days, 11:16:33 is added to MadMan's clock.
[10/06/23 23:51:39] LFC [20/25] has challenged pwae [796/810] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to LFC's clock.
[10/07/23 03:13:30] pwae [628/810] has challenged d4n13L [213/631] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:01:46 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/07/23 04:24:25] pwae [337/810] has challenged Puff [391/691] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:56:49 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/07/23 11:25:59] pwae [156/810] has challenged yano [639/919] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:40:06 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/07/23 22:11:45] pwae [455/810] has come upon Minus [829/959] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:05:53 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/09/23 16:48:42] Daikojun [163/611] has come upon pwae [523/810] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:34:35 is added to Daikojun's clock.
[10/09/23 17:25:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 16 days, 08:26:50 toward level 80.
[10/10/23 10:22:38] jaxson, nya, and slim [1374/2615] have team battled ToHellWithGA, ukleinek, and pwae [222/2842] and won! 1 day, 06:33:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/23 15:14:10] Crazycatlady, pwae, and Finley [1434/2574] have team battled Lnk, Affliction, and EddieT137 [363/2587] and won! 8 days, 03:20:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/23 00:02:25] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:55:36 towards level 80.
[10/11/23 23:51:23] Garg [58/514] has challenged pwae [217/810] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:28:44 is added to Garg's clock.
[10/12/23 09:18:54] pwae got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:50:49 from level 80.
[10/14/23 22:25:52] Lnk [329/663] has come upon pwae [785/810] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:50:50 is added to Lnk's clock.
[10/15/23 14:49:09] hugga [162/729] has come upon pwae [601/810] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 21:23:11 is added to hugga's clock.
[10/15/23 21:38:21] pwae [179/810] has come upon gegenschein [332/992] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:28:36 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/17/23 13:23:12] Forud [711/1009] has challenged pwae [757/810] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:34:26 is added to Forud's clock.
[10/19/23 14:35:15] pwae [316/810] has come upon tswsl [337/718] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:40:57 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/20/23 11:10:44] cadfael [236/753] has challenged pwae [778/810] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:43:13 is added to cadfael's clock.
[10/20/23 18:11:28] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:08:29 towards level 80.
[10/21/23 18:15:54] yano [777/884] has come upon pwae [739/810] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:54:38 is removed from yano's clock.
[10/21/23 18:25:59] olsner [91/925] has come upon pwae [791/810] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:49:32 is added to olsner's clock.
[10/21/23 23:45:58] pwae was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:49:58 towards level 80.
[10/22/23 10:47:16] hax404, allo, and zbe [1587/2595] have team battled CodeB, pwae, and RussellB [1335/2580] and won! 0 days, 15:05:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/23 16:32:53] adamus1red, pfoley, and heisenbug [2439/2840] have team battled Minus, Tenorman, and pwae [2360/2562] and won! 3 days, 09:37:37 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/23 20:34:37] pwae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:01:43 from level 80.
[10/23/23 05:18:27] Crazycatlady [507/1098] has come upon pwae [378/810] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:01:13 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/24/23 20:40:39] pwae, Finley, Tangles, and Tenedos have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/23 22:00:55] Kody [278/449] has challenged pwae [189/810] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:19:02 is removed from Kody's clock.
[10/24/23 23:46:02] tswsl [58/718] has come upon pwae [627/810] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:37:30 is added to tswsl's clock.
[10/25/23 02:04:55] Cockatrice, pwae, and ToHellWithGA [2136/2934] have team battled sc, TimeWarp, and mordac [1172/2557] and won! 5 days, 23:05:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/23 12:23:41] pwae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:02:51 towards level 80.
[10/27/23 14:04:06] Ecko [64/1055] has come upon pwae [250/810] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:29:10 is added to Ecko's clock.
[10/27/23 22:38:22] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:51:51 towards level 80.
[10/29/23 08:19:20] nawcom [489/924] has come upon pwae [531/810] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:24:01 is added to nawcom's clock.
[10/31/23 03:51:23] pwae stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:44:16 towards level 80.
[10/31/23 06:02:51] Melon, Lnk, and Drkmirror [1641/1940] have team battled Finley, damyan, and pwae [618/2260] and won! 0 days, 21:20:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/23 06:52:06] pwae [485/810] has challenged vectr0n [118/706] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:42:56 is removed from pwae's clock.
[11/01/23 17:31:18] pwae was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:48:23 towards level 80.
[11/02/23 23:29:09] pwae [144/810] has come upon Mat [361/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:18:24 is added to pwae's clock.
[11/05/23 02:09:35] heisenbug [698/762] has come upon pwae [802/810] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:21:16 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[11/05/23 13:47:49] pwae invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:28 towards level 80.
[11/05/23 15:37:18] BlueJay [73/172] has come upon pwae [779/810] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:39 is added to BlueJay's clock.
[11/05/23 15:43:43] sam, idleevil, and GilbertErik [1954/2730] have team battled Faradome, Lnk, and pwae [1668/2014] and won! 2 days, 08:23:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/23 21:04:15] pwae found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:01 towards level 80.
[11/07/23 00:11:45] ledregion, Koffa, and yano [1281/2228] have team battled Sombra, Kurenai, and pwae [318/2984] and won! 0 days, 02:53:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/23 07:40:07] pwae [538/810] has challenged vegadark [206/933] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:07 is removed from pwae's clock.
[11/09/23 11:58:43] pwae [243/810] has come upon anarcat [33/1294] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:10:26 is removed from pwae's clock.
[11/09/23 12:14:44] pwae learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:34 from level 80.
[11/09/23 18:29:36] vectr0n, rawgreaze, and mzumquadrat [359/2288] have team battled apb, pwae, and bobvador [861/3183] and lost! 0 days, 18:09:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/23 21:31:02] pwae [8/810] has challenged Gangsterish [452/794] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:40:09 is added to pwae's clock.
[11/12/23 16:02:40] ledregion [95/385] has come upon pwae [375/810] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:02 is added to ledregion's clock.
[11/13/23 20:23:33] pwae, HeavyPodda, and slim [2638/2718] have team battled ZOTTA, Jens, and Gorek [2619/2936] and won! 11 days, 14:32:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/23 01:16:55] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 00:28:56 towards level 81.
[11/15/23 00:13:06] pwae [616/810] has challenged tomhek [380/1191] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:55:13 is removed from pwae's clock.
[11/15/23 19:56:11] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:30:57 towards level 81.
[11/16/23 20:25:52] pwae [78/810] has challenged jacob1 [438/891] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:38:19 is added to pwae's clock.
[11/17/23 17:48:36] pwae ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:47:15 from level 81.
[11/19/23 05:26:40] vectr0n [4/706] has challenged pwae [425/810] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:14:25 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[11/19/23 07:20:57] pwae broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:45:33 from level 81.
[11/20/23 09:53:42] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:56:12 towards level 81.
[11/20/23 10:42:23] pwae stole kptr's level 53 shield while they were sleeping! pwae leaves their old level 46 shield behind, which kptr then takes.
[11/20/23 21:49:18] mordac [590/668] has challenged pwae [72/817] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:12:13 is removed from mordac's clock.
[11/21/23 02:47:38] pwae [247/817] has come upon shikhin [722/862] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:31:00 is added to pwae's clock.
[11/22/23 01:12:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 15 days, 18:34:51 toward level 81.
[11/22/23 12:58:41] pwae [183/821] has challenged gradator [457/722] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:13:46 is added to pwae's clock.
[11/23/23 10:01:13] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:27:03 towards level 81.
[11/25/23 10:16:26] nickware [148/185] has come upon pwae [77/821] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:56:37 is removed from nickware's clock.
[11/26/23 11:54:54] wowbagger, pwae, and Koffa [2265/2570] have team battled jjasghar, blabber, and Techman [507/3342] and won! 6 days, 11:04:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/23 16:05:45] Lenny_, pyre, and dodecahedron [160/2287] have team battled hugga, bird, and pwae [1233/1912] and lost! 0 days, 01:44:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/23 11:21:09] pwae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:20:41 towards level 81.
[11/28/23 19:04:34] pwae, cfjk, Lilith, and GilbertErik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/23 15:50:28] Ecko [286/951] has come upon pwae [557/821] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 22:47:44 is added to Ecko's clock.
[11/30/23 18:21:43] hugga [188/732] has challenged pwae [427/821] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:31:13 is added to hugga's clock.
[11/30/23 23:56:23] <keepmyshirt> [56/67] has challenged pwae [2/821] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:14 is removed from <keepmyshirt>'s clock.
[12/02/23 03:50:21] Ungoliant [611/780] has challenged pwae [458/821] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:16:24 is removed from Ungoliant's clock.
[12/02/23 03:59:23] pwae bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:43:07 towards level 81.
[12/02/23 05:05:19] REDXIII [219/245] has challenged pwae [435/821] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to REDXIII's clock.
[12/02/23 16:42:38] hdm, Destruia, and Varjatticus [788/2415] have team battled thornrag, sam, and pwae [2250/2465] and lost! 2 days, 02:56:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/23 18:02:13] pwae [422/821] has challenged gradator [310/717] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:19:17 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/03/23 10:06:20] \dev\ice [739/922] has challenged pwae [123/821] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:20:47 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[12/04/23 22:51:05] boscage, Tenorman, and shikhin [1520/2258] have team battled pwae, el, and IFireflyl [398/2423] and won! 0 days, 05:23:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/23 01:20:55] pwae lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:23:49 from level 81.
[12/05/23 05:17:20] cadfael [46/750] has challenged pwae [141/821] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:08:41 is added to cadfael's clock.
[12/05/23 07:37:54] pastly, pwae, and Abe [1018/1860] have team battled Daikojun, drahthaar, and MetaNova [25/2249] and won! 3 days, 01:58:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/23 12:00:26] pwae, Yarosh, and cadfael [97/2115] have team battled Forud, kptr, and jacob1 [987/2516] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/23 14:41:23] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:50:14 towards level 81.
[12/08/23 20:25:43] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:12:01 is added to their clock.
[12/09/23 21:29:44] pwae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:43:01 from level 81.
[12/11/23 11:46:40] Sombra, ukleinek, and Koffa [1935/3165] have team battled KindOne, pwae, and Lenny_ [2128/2353] and lost! 5 days, 11:03:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/23 18:25:56] pwae got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:51 towards level 81.
[12/11/23 20:11:42] pwae got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:46:29 from level 81.
[12/14/23 01:11:23] pwae [732/821] has challenged Techman [126/1048] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:32:16 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/14/23 04:17:19] pwae [717/821] has come upon thatmint [282/664] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:28:38 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/15/23 06:11:00] pwae, ukleinek, and DividedByZero [285/2227] have team battled Gorek, IFireflyl, and CompanionCube [514/2302] and lost! 0 days, 11:04:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/23 10:50:21] pwae met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:33:36 from level 81.
[12/16/23 00:11:02] Destruia [85/784] has come upon pwae [451/826] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:13:42 is added to Destruia's clock.
[12/16/23 00:11:11] Destruia [286/784] has come upon pwae [366/826] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:36:12 is added to Destruia's clock.
[12/16/23 14:16:33] \dev\ice [896/922] has come upon pwae [214/826] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:11:54 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[12/17/23 01:29:17] pwae [150/826] has challenged canton7 [551/862] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:09:21 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/17/23 01:48:00] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:21 towards level 81.
[12/17/23 04:30:03] gendish [174/392] has challenged pwae [56/826] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:08:04 is removed from gendish's clock.
[12/17/23 04:36:34] Sombra [1066/1177] has come upon pwae [637/826] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:26:57 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[12/18/23 05:36:08] pwae [114/826] has challenged scornn [229/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:48 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/18/23 06:09:37] Ungoliant [435/780] has come upon pwae [191/826] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:17:49 is removed from Ungoliant's clock.
[12/18/23 06:54:26] pwae [315/826] has challenged Cockatrice [700/882] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:14:12 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/20/23 03:47:49] RussellB [671/987] has challenged pwae [329/826] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:22:57 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[12/21/23 00:24:36] pwae met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:36:32 from level 82.
[12/21/23 13:04:28] anarcat [963/1316] has come upon pwae [534/826] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 15:56:53 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[12/22/23 16:05:53] pwae [418/826] has challenged brycec [14/1194] in combat and won! 15 days, 13:32:39 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/23/23 21:03:16] pwae stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:04:54 towards level 82.
[12/24/23 02:24:47] _sh [26/1103] has come upon pwae [204/826] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:57:39 is added to _sh's clock.
[12/25/23 19:31:03] Silvanus_Betrium [874/1130] has challenged pwae [525/826] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:51:35 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[12/26/23 11:38:35] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:33:03 towards level 82.
[12/26/23 16:00:40] pwae [374/826] has come upon sam [143/1012] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 04:53:49 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/26/23 21:47:51] Kurenai, pwae, and hax404 [51/2469] have team battled jaxson, Jens, and GRIZZLYMAN [1238/2443] and lost! 3 days, 09:34:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/23 06:07:14] pwae has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:34:29 from level 82.
[12/27/23 14:42:26] pwae stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:15:49 towards level 82.
[12/28/23 08:24:35] pwae [547/834] has come upon drahthaar [487/917] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:40:09 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/28/23 18:13:38] pwae [334/834] has come upon thornrag [481/614] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:59:37 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/28/23 22:28:15] wowbagger, Cirdan, and ion [555/2765] have team battled Wam, pwae, and ukleinek [1545/2991] and lost! 0 days, 18:45:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/23 07:22:12] pwae [647/834] has come upon Lnk [382/829] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:40:28 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/30/23 01:26:34] pwae [752/834] has come upon kevkev [317/487] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:22:57 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/30/23 02:58:14] pwae found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:09:32 towards level 82.
[12/30/23 11:58:51] pwae [393/834] has come upon dyvonna [923/948] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:06:37 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/31/23 09:27:49] pwae [649/834] has come upon talisein [333/663] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:03:00 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/31/23 10:29:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 7 days, 23:37:28 toward level 82.
[01/01/24 12:53:28] Minus [80/917] has come upon pwae [398/834] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:15:38 is added to Minus's clock.
[01/02/24 22:03:43] jayvee, TimeWarp, and signofzeta [261/2578] have team battled vectr0n, pwae, and Lenny_ [2276/2598] and lost! 0 days, 02:25:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/24 09:55:08] pwae [74/834] has come upon TimeWarp [666/812] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:15:33 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/04/24 03:47:24] pwae spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! pwae's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/04/24 14:30:44] pwae [678/824] has come upon Tabmow [122/919] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:00:23 is removed from pwae's clock.
[01/04/24 16:44:24] idleneutral [112/650] has challenged pwae [474/824] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:28:28 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[01/04/24 17:14:20] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:46:13 is added to their clock.
[01/04/24 17:33:56] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:54 towards level 82.
[01/05/24 23:36:14] yang [370/419] has come upon pwae [497/824] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:40:22 is added to yang's clock.
[01/06/24 04:37:29] pwae met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:55:13 from level 82.
[01/07/24 03:06:28] pwae, ter0, and roosterphant [1460/1740] have team battled blobdog, GRIZZLYMAN, and StalkR [1887/2440] and lost! 0 days, 16:39:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/24 04:38:12] bt, _sh, and pwae [804/2181] have team battled GilbertErik, grangerstranger, and olsner [1794/2224] and lost! 0 days, 02:23:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/24 05:06:31] pwae [791/824] has come upon Omega [616/1120] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:56:41 is removed from pwae's clock.
[01/10/24 23:30:17] pwae [150/824] has challenged Platonides [620/696] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:38:12 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/13/24 19:56:00] Kody [223/477] has come upon pwae [310/824] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:17:31 is added to Kody's clock.
[01/14/24 06:34:08] pwae grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:42:20 towards level 83.
[01/14/24 17:45:31] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 20:28:54 is added to their clock.
[01/15/24 04:45:23] pwae [221/824] has come upon apb [964/1259] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 02:38:53 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/15/24 05:39:09] pwae [339/824] has come upon apb [655/1259] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 23:57:39 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/16/24 16:42:51] pwae stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 17:18:05 towards level 83.
[01/17/24 06:43:11] n0ssh [528/662] has challenged pwae [77/835] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:34:31 is removed from n0ssh's clock.
[01/17/24 17:14:27] olsner [477/919] has come upon pwae [134/835] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:16:44 is removed from olsner's clock.
[01/18/24 00:32:41] pwae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:18:10 from level 83.
[01/18/24 09:24:54] pwae, slim, and Notir [1442/2891] have team battled VonToutCourt, Ankhers, and bfft [678/3166] and won! 2 days, 07:23:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/24 04:41:10] Nysdar [611/1138] has challenged pwae [41/835] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:16:24 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[01/19/24 06:49:59] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 03:13:37 is added to their clock.
[01/20/24 00:38:05] pfoley, dbx12, and pwae [2649/2772] have team battled gideonstar, Minus, and csc2ya [512/2465] and won! 0 days, 12:33:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/24 06:17:20] chadgpt [36/94] has challenged pwae [463/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:49 is added to chadgpt's clock.
[01/20/24 14:35:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed pwae with fire, slowing the heathen 33 days, 10:52:04 from level 83.
[01/21/24 14:28:26] pwae [615/835] has challenged solarsparq [175/804] in combat and won! 19 days, 01:23:55 is removed from pwae's clock.
[01/22/24 00:43:46] Dex [293/367] has challenged pwae [365/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to Dex's clock.
[01/23/24 06:40:40] pwae, ter0, and JigmeDatse [30/2194] have team battled BlueJay, bookworm, and zifnab06 [1970/2423] and lost! 5 days, 23:00:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/24 21:24:07] Blohsh, Wam, and Bluedog [662/2563] have team battled Visievion, pwae, and nathan [1569/2150] and lost! 2 days, 17:07:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/24 00:56:59] pwae ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 15:46:14 from level 83.
[01/25/24 06:59:13] pwae was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:21:39 from level 83.
[01/25/24 15:47:40] pwae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 07:34:09 from level 83.
[01/26/24 15:19:09] pwae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 02:18:48 from level 83.
[01/26/24 21:03:51] allo [669/856] has come upon pwae [250/835] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 00:25:41 is removed from allo's clock.
[01/28/24 07:50:20] yano [148/932] has come upon pwae [829/835] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:08:50 is added to yano's clock.
[01/30/24 17:28:49] sam [537/993] has come upon pwae [360/835] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:05:54 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/30/24 22:19:55] xarvatium [336/358] has challenged pwae [735/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to xarvatium's clock.
[01/31/24 03:43:54] sco1, ColonelPanic001, and pwae [1381/2236] have team battled slim, scumola, and fstrelok [1720/2584] and lost! 0 days, 12:55:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/24 15:00:54] pwae stole sc's level 85 ring while they were sleeping! pwae leaves their old level 71 ring behind, which sc then takes.
[02/01/24 06:03:13] Fraiyr [138/219] has challenged pwae [627/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to Fraiyr's clock.
[02/02/24 12:41:13] pwae [497/847] has challenged roosterphant [117/372] in combat and won! 16 days, 15:28:41 is removed from pwae's clock.
[02/04/24 02:13:04] heisenbug, DividedByZero, and thatmint [893/2180] have team battled V, pwae, and Sario [2604/3009] and lost! 0 days, 09:46:03 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/24 16:19:45] Notir [303/1070] has come upon pwae [367/847] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:15:08 is added to Notir's clock.
[02/04/24 20:18:54] pwae lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 19:36:08 from level 83.
[02/05/24 02:13:41] pwae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 11:47:57 towards level 83.
[02/06/24 02:01:49] tswsl, Puff, and EddieT137 [569/2450] have team battled pwae, Fyrgor, and noex [1327/1885] and lost! 2 days, 23:07:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/06/24 02:02:19] pwae [776/847] has challenged Pinkman [742/937] in combat and won! 20 days, 13:13:04 is removed from pwae's clock.
[02/06/24 19:39:26] mute [131/305] has challenged pwae [571/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to mute's clock.
[02/07/24 00:24:43] Zaratustra [163/651] has come upon pwae [799/847] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:17:23 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[02/09/24 19:25:09] pwae [411/847] has challenged u4ia [137/526] in combat and won! 10 days, 21:43:45 is removed from pwae's clock.
[02/11/24 07:50:11] blobdog, popey, and pwae [193/2539] have team battled thatmint, Zed_Spiker, and roosterphant [1737/2370] and lost! 2 days, 11:04:10 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/24 03:36:03] pwae [493/847] has come upon tscherer [216/462] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 12:04:47 is removed from pwae's clock.
[02/13/24 00:13:43] pwae burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pwae's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/13/24 02:51:03] heisenbug, bfft, and pwae [2288/2758] have team battled PanamaCity3003, CaptainS122, and CornFly [852/1666] and won! 3 days, 13:33:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/24 07:22:33] noex [331/490] has come upon pwae [113/842] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:26:48 is removed from noex's clock.
[02/13/24 08:46:32] pwae [373/842] has challenged Kody [433/523] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:48:57 is added to pwae's clock.
[02/14/24 04:12:36] Wolf, pwae, and zbe [682/3152] have team battled vegadark, kenyon, and Zed_Spiker [1605/3082] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/24 17:54:59] bg [792/1134] has challenged pwae [357/842] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:10:55 is removed from bg's clock.
[02/15/24 03:57:30] pwae [644/842] has challenged V [200/1177] in combat and won! 12 days, 20:19:50 is removed from pwae's clock.
[02/15/24 17:30:59] pwae invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:38:07 towards level 83.
[02/17/24 03:01:57] particleflux [233/532] has come upon pwae [598/842] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:59:10 is added to particleflux's clock.
[02/17/24 09:22:28] pwae saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:25:48 from level 83.
[02/18/24 17:18:16] pwae [45/842] has challenged idleneutral [205/650] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:38:32 is added to pwae's clock.
[02/18/24 23:19:45] pwae [819/842] has challenged RussellB [525/998] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:11:43 is removed from pwae's clock.
[02/19/24 02:43:48] pwae stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:49:54 towards level 83.
[02/19/24 07:59:45] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:10:37 towards level 83.
[02/21/24 17:49:24] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 09:59:50 is added to their clock.
[02/21/24 20:09:41] pwae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:04:46 towards level 83.
[02/22/24 03:43:34] pwae [373/842] has come upon Bolded [84/976] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:41:24 is removed from pwae's clock.
[02/22/24 14:58:18] pwae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:45:18 towards level 83.
[02/22/24 18:26:22] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:50:33 towards level 83.
[02/24/24 20:00:18] Nysdar [422/1158] has come upon pwae [669/842] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:24:55 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[02/25/24 15:02:41] pwae got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:15:17 from level 83.
[02/25/24 19:06:20] pwae stole dyvonna's level 52 set of leggings while they were sleeping! pwae leaves their old level 50 set of leggings behind, which dyvonna then takes.
[02/26/24 10:36:14] Shinzon [44/532] has challenged pwae [53/844] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:46 is added to Shinzon's clock.
[02/26/24 12:54:40] abarat [148/204] has challenged pwae [280/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to abarat's clock.
[02/27/24 05:06:01] pwae, hax404, and CaptainS122 [958/1872] have team battled Thorael, CodeGeek, and Cockatrice [210/2827] and won! 0 days, 03:34:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/24 08:07:33] pwae [291/844] has challenged boscage [351/600] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:48:24 is added to pwae's clock.
[02/29/24 16:51:29] mute [173/378] has challenged pwae [799/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to mute's clock.
[03/01/24 10:35:35] opcode [54/629] has come upon pwae [380/844] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:26:43 is added to opcode's clock.
[03/02/24 04:25:36] pwae, HeavyPodda, _sh, and io have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/24 05:49:02] PanamaCity3003 [309/347] has challenged pwae [836/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:08:14 is added to PanamaCity3003's clock.
[03/03/24 14:00:38] pwae was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:39:33 from level 83.
[03/03/24 15:32:32] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 21:36:56 is added to their clock.
[03/03/24 22:09:03] pwae, medivh, and allo [1379/2305] have team battled Ecko, Carl, and olsner [2210/2846] and lost! 0 days, 05:00:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/24 18:41:48] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:40:32 is added to their clock.
[03/07/24 01:09:50] Gorek [94/996] has challenged pwae [794/844] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:03:40 is added to Gorek's clock.
[03/07/24 17:36:59] pwae [727/844] has come upon kinus [180/731] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:01:24 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/07/24 19:44:58] elf, kptr, and Techman [1291/2437] have team battled tass, pwae, and MadMan [904/2182] and won! 7 days, 01:05:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/24 01:59:28] pwae [419/844] has come upon Gangsterish [1043/1086] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:17:30 is added to pwae's clock.
[03/09/24 02:11:05] pwae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:35:48 from level 83.
[03/09/24 05:31:09] Fenrik, Asara, and pwae [2286/2952] have team battled Jens, kinus, and Aksej [235/2786] and won! 2 days, 15:06:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/24 09:28:13] pwae lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:42:42 from level 83.
[03/10/24 20:47:06] signofzeta [188/1144] has come upon pwae [393/844] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 14:52:08 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[03/13/24 09:23:13] pwae has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:46:38 from level 83.
[03/13/24 10:40:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 0 days, 14:17:55 toward level 83.
[03/14/24 13:46:56] misha [749/921] has come upon pwae [708/844] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:58:50 is removed from misha's clock.
[03/15/24 02:16:54] pwae [542/844] has come upon Butch [38/304] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:29:00 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/15/24 03:49:53] pwae learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:19 towards level 83.
[03/15/24 08:18:14] pwae stole ion's level 292 weapon while they were sleeping! pwae leaves their old level 277 weapon behind, which ion then takes.
[03/15/24 17:29:13] Crazycatlady, Minus, and pwae [2178/2802] have team battled Cirdan, BastelBot, and gideonstar [1528/2769] and won! 0 days, 06:34:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/24 20:18:01] pwae [786/857] has challenged Neil [632/838] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:26:45 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/16/24 21:43:32] Alatriste [23/77] has challenged pwae [843/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to Alatriste's clock.
[03/18/24 12:17:06] pwae [579/857] has come upon zuper [355/482] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:08:08 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/18/24 12:58:44] Fischmiep [39/291] has challenged pwae [603/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to Fischmiep's clock.
[03/18/24 13:15:09] pwae [80/857] has challenged Ecko [184/1002] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:40 is added to pwae's clock.
[03/18/24 13:32:02] pwae [82/857] has challenged Nysdar [625/984] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:50:25 is added to pwae's clock.
[03/20/24 00:21:37] io [593/1151] has come upon pwae [776/857] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:20:38 is added to io's clock.
[03/20/24 03:49:14] pwae [274/857] has challenged ChowderKeg [420/557] in combat and lost! 9 days, 16:33:01 is added to pwae's clock.
[03/20/24 15:55:19] Crazycatlady [354/1157] has come upon pwae [383/857] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:50:11 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[03/20/24 20:03:58] pwae [764/857] has challenged bg [67/1096] in combat and won! 18 days, 20:23:14 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/20/24 20:47:33] Brocker, n0ssh, and hax404 [1218/1996] have team battled Ecko, Nysdar, and pwae [2545/2825] and lost! 0 days, 02:52:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/24 10:21:33] pwae was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:22:21 towards level 84.
[03/23/24 11:15:40] Khorne, Celediel, and dyvonna [1076/2378] have team battled pwae, Neil, and Tabmow [2541/2617] and lost! 0 days, 04:39:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/24 15:02:21] pwae [497/857] has come upon Omega [16/1126] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:22:25 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/25/24 08:36:18] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 12:04:37 is added to their clock.
[03/26/24 10:46:25] pwae [59/857] has challenged OobSaco [538/693] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:29:17 is added to pwae's clock.
[03/28/24 06:27:33] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 00:54:29 is added to their clock.
[03/28/24 09:13:48] Pinkman, Tangles, and Kody [1945/2539] have team battled pwae, fork, and HollowWasp [2009/2063] and lost! 0 days, 06:17:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/24 04:19:57] pwae [216/857] has come upon abarat [39/335] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:19:43 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/31/24 11:39:24] pwae [707/857] has come upon Khorne [83/855] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:49:54 is removed from pwae's clock.
[04/01/24 04:01:05] pwae was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:45:42 from level 84.
[04/02/24 09:14:27] pwae [272/857] has come upon mzumquadrat [141/576] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:14:20 is removed from pwae's clock.
[04/03/24 09:07:24] jayvee, gendish, and h00k [440/1773] have team battled pwae, Notir, and buzel [2701/2743] and lost! 0 days, 09:38:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/24 15:59:51] Fraiyr [195/357] has challenged pwae [493/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to Fraiyr's clock.
[04/03/24 17:57:17] pwae bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:16:12 towards level 84.
[04/04/24 13:19:48] V [285/1180] has come upon pwae [287/857] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:46:38 is added to V's clock.
[04/04/24 19:56:16] soltys, HollowWasp, and Nysdar [1855/2774] have team battled Acolarh, nya, and pwae [1725/2466] and won! 0 days, 00:28:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/24 01:58:09] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:56:20 towards level 84.
[04/07/24 03:53:13] noex, Zed_Spiker, and pwae [1419/2467] have team battled ion, nowz, and scumola [474/2225] and won! 3 days, 00:12:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/24 08:15:32] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:15:40 towards level 84.
[04/08/24 11:28:06] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:32 towards level 84.
[04/08/24 12:16:51] pwae learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:57:54 towards level 84.
[04/08/24 14:51:11] pwae walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:01:59 from level 84.
[04/09/24 06:47:56] pwae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:06:02 towards level 84.
[04/09/24 07:44:21] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:56:00 towards level 84.
[04/11/24 02:09:31] jacob1 [689/877] has come upon pwae [279/857] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:44:04 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/11/24 05:36:43] pwae [848/857] has challenged slim [301/1071] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:46:40 is removed from pwae's clock.
[04/11/24 14:39:44] pwae [520/857] has come upon Kachin [398/1036] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:15:38 is removed from pwae's clock.
[04/16/24 10:52:41] pwae [474/857] has challenged Minus [124/799] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:49:46 is removed from pwae's clock.
[04/16/24 15:24:00] _sh, pwae, and HollowWasp [44/2551] have team battled BlueJay, yNos, and VonToutCourt [2292/3253] and lost! 2 days, 09:21:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/24 22:19:11] pwae [608/857] has challenged "\@_ [292/880] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:31:36 is removed from pwae's clock.
[04/19/24 19:55:55] pwae met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:53:43 from level 85.
[04/23/24 18:56:05] pwae [774/857] has challenged bookworm [675/890] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:29:26 is removed from pwae's clock.
[04/24/24 03:51:14] gildarts, scumola, and bsleep [1758/2177] have team battled Koffa, pfoley, and pwae [258/2978] and won! 2 days, 13:32:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/24 01:53:04] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:25:46 towards level 85.
[04/25/24 06:50:25] pwae [79/857] has come upon gildarts [516/814] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:01:22 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/25/24 08:05:46] elf [166/858] has challenged pwae [319/857] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:24:28 is added to elf's clock.
[04/25/24 23:09:58] pwae [672/857] has challenged gendish [216/453] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:53:31 is removed from pwae's clock.
[04/27/24 02:45:46] pwae [302/857] has come upon dyvonna [838/916] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:21:20 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/27/24 04:00:26] Ecko [227/1003] has come upon pwae [142/857] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:05:25 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[04/28/24 11:25:40] pwae [534/857] has challenged cornfeedhobo [619/700] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:49:43 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/28/24 23:09:32] bfft [528/1147] has come upon pwae [616/857] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:31:56 is added to bfft's clock.
[04/29/24 07:01:19] pwae, Pricey, and Voras [417/1629] have team battled Daikojun, dbx12, and Wolf [589/3061] and lost! 0 days, 02:29:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/24 12:45:35] tsr [1027/1071] has challenged pwae [268/857] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:31:27 is removed from tsr's clock.
[05/03/24 06:57:10] KindOne [463/515] has challenged pwae [285/857] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:31:25 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[05/03/24 08:57:42] pwae [158/857] has challenged Tenorman [638/783] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:12:28 is added to pwae's clock.
[05/04/24 08:31:33] gradator [651/779] has come upon pwae [781/857] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:34:49 is added to gradator's clock.
[05/04/24 10:04:45] boscage [267/602] has come upon pwae [569/857] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:03:01 is added to boscage's clock.
[05/06/24 14:57:08] Palpatine [74/297] has challenged pwae [778/857] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:22 is added to Palpatine's clock.
[05/06/24 19:17:05] pwae, Ungoliant, and Crazycatlady [446/2830] have team battled Misza, Daikojun, and nya [321/2571] and won! 4 days, 08:18:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/24 16:10:03] pwae, GRIZZLYMAN, and V [2563/3038] have team battled DrinkyBird, Fehu, and style [1372/2589] and won! 1 day, 00:59:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/24 20:43:45] Techman, pants, and drahthaar [1684/3179] have team battled Gangsterish, realguy, and pwae [2242/2437] and lost! 0 days, 23:32:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/24 01:06:57] pwae has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:48:05 from level 85.
[05/10/24 00:50:16] Minus [99/804] has challenged pwae [835/865] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:14:38 is added to Minus's clock.
[05/11/24 02:34:53] yang, Soulwhisper, and pwae [1657/1909] have team battled BlueJay, wowbagger, and DrBones [669/1875] and won! 0 days, 16:35:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/24 16:58:08] pwae [468/865] has come upon fork [163/646] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:29:43 is removed from pwae's clock.
[05/13/24 01:35:57] pwae [347/865] has come upon nathan [52/924] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:27:37 is removed from pwae's clock.
[05/13/24 05:01:35] pwae [670/865] has come upon Yarosh [486/536] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:38:11 is removed from pwae's clock.
[05/13/24 07:07:11] DividedByZero, pwae, and Tangles [454/2694] have team battled TheSilentLink, dwfreed, and GilbertErik [440/2973] and won! 0 days, 00:16:02 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/24 10:00:22] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:55:58 is added to their clock.
[05/14/24 08:53:55] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:12:00 is added to their clock.
[05/15/24 00:16:33] pwae [68/865] has come upon Mat [385/905] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:57:16 is added to pwae's clock.
[05/15/24 13:45:27] pwae [194/865] has come upon h00k [221/546] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:07:50 is added to pwae's clock.
[05/17/24 05:47:37] pwae, "\@_, Bluedog, and simple have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/24 22:52:23] pwae, adamus1red, and MetaNova [2999/3059] have team battled tomhek, Paganel, and gildarts [590/2848] and won! 1 day, 11:23:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/24 02:30:36] drahthaar, idlegood, and pwae [2094/2271] have team battled slim, laama, and tscherer [649/2512] and won! 1 day, 03:35:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/24 15:01:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 2 days, 11:40:37 toward level 85.
[05/18/24 17:35:13] pwae [504/865] has challenged Affliction [22/539] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:28:30 is removed from pwae's clock.
[05/18/24 23:51:38] pwae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:11:05 from level 85.
[05/19/24 15:40:54] KyloRen [7/423] has challenged pwae [115/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:00 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[05/19/24 23:53:30] pwae [178/865] has challenged TimWolla [868/950] in combat and lost! 9 days, 21:41:15 is added to pwae's clock.
[05/21/24 01:20:13] pwae has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:14:55 from level 86.
[05/21/24 02:13:55] thornrag, Tabmow, and Fehu [1108/2164] have team battled Forud, pwae, and Lnk [1080/2767] and won! 3 days, 12:50:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/24 06:52:45] pwae [591/865] has come upon StalkR [1000/1067] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 23:47:52 is added to pwae's clock.
[05/21/24 15:55:18] pwae [8/865] has come upon Omega [792/1145] and been defeated in combat! 11 days, 05:50:16 is added to pwae's clock.
[05/21/24 17:03:09] pwae misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 14:36:48 from level 86.
[05/22/24 06:05:54] pwae got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 20:28:27 from level 86.
[05/23/24 23:07:37] tsr [492/1050] has challenged pwae [236/865] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:18:09 is removed from tsr's clock.
[05/26/24 06:51:21] d4n13L [197/666] has come upon pwae [799/865] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:05:08 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[05/26/24 23:00:28] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:05:40 towards level 86.
[05/27/24 16:30:54] CrashOverride [555/826] has challenged pwae [329/865] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:10:05 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[05/27/24 19:31:46] pwae [459/865] has challenged dwfreed [551/1102] in combat and lost! 14 days, 15:09:19 is added to pwae's clock.
[05/28/24 04:24:19] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 17:22:17 is added to their clock.
[05/29/24 12:40:47] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:05:00 towards level 86.
[05/31/24 04:01:17] hugga, theZoMBiE, and zifnab06 [179/2189] have team battled kenyon, KindOne, and pwae [1702/2454] and lost! 0 days, 01:15:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/24 17:03:42] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:53:39 towards level 86.
[05/31/24 21:24:53] Notir, SirNeo, and Anarchaos [778/2098] have team battled Asara, pwae, and slim [1501/2599] and lost! 0 days, 06:31:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/24 07:45:36] pwae grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:45:10 towards level 86.
[06/02/24 16:08:33] pwae [430/865] has challenged Luca [584/589] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:43:05 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/03/24 10:13:12] kptr [167/779] has challenged pwae [30/865] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:13:57 is removed from kptr's clock.
[06/03/24 11:11:23] DividedByZero [85/778] has come upon pwae [639/865] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:17:46 is added to DividedByZero's clock.
[06/03/24 23:16:50] pwae [393/865] has challenged yang [366/677] in combat and won! 16 days, 08:00:29 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/06/24 08:18:08] KindOne [459/515] has come upon pwae [173/865] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:21:56 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[06/06/24 08:57:16] BastelBot [12/874] has challenged pwae [514/865] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:55:26 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[06/06/24 21:45:12] zifnab06 [56/673] has come upon pwae [433/865] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:45:01 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[06/08/24 18:04:37] pwae, CrashOverride, and scornn [88/2486] have team battled bg, Lnk, and Rayke [2482/2660] and lost! 1 day, 09:59:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/24 18:55:43] pwae [417/865] has challenged scornn [721/837] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:12:56 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/10/24 16:47:18] _sh, Cockatrice, and Techman [2067/2735] have team battled ukleinek, pwae, and CornFly [525/2927] and won! 4 days, 17:59:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/24 22:08:33] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:24:57 towards level 86.
[06/13/24 15:38:43] pwae, mordac, and zifnab06 [10/2506] have team battled hdm, buzel, and tmberg [1404/2953] and lost! 3 days, 04:37:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/24 14:28:43] d4n13L [166/666] has challenged pwae [46/865] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:19:27 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[06/14/24 19:18:46] Daikojun, SSLbits, and tass [984/2557] have team battled hdm, pwae, and bookworm [2645/2933] and lost! 1 day, 07:20:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/24 05:37:40] pwae [483/865] has come upon Cockatrice [807/898] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 04:48:45 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/16/24 17:01:29] pwae got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 01:55:46 towards level 86.
[06/17/24 10:49:59] elf [376/892] has challenged pwae [661/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:56 is added to elf's clock.
[06/18/24 12:58:09] spex [648/1245] has challenged pwae [585/865] in combat and won! 17 days, 18:05:21 is removed from spex's clock.
[06/19/24 23:41:29] Daikojun [406/704] has come upon pwae [169/865] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:22:24 is removed from Daikojun's clock.
[06/20/24 04:34:44] pwae [505/865] has come upon "\@_ [717/887] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 08:10:01 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/20/24 05:43:40] pwae [575/865] has come upon Zaratustra [326/610] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 07:51:52 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/20/24 10:54:43] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:24:11 towards level 86.
[06/20/24 19:50:41] pwae, idleevil, and alephnull [1043/2825] have team battled pastly, wille, and drahthaar [1671/2020] and lost! 2 days, 05:08:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/24 20:15:12] pwae [652/865] has challenged heisenbug [507/803] in combat and won! 15 days, 11:40:21 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/20/24 22:06:27] pwae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:16:17 from level 86.
[06/21/24 13:35:06] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 14:03:24 is added to their clock.
[06/21/24 22:59:12] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 04:12:24 is added to their clock.
[06/24/24 09:12:13] scumola [352/707] has come upon pwae [505/877] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:49:28 is added to scumola's clock.
[06/24/24 13:09:17] bookworm [301/926] has come upon pwae [185/877] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:30:57 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[06/25/24 13:34:32] shikhin, pwae, and Tenorman [1985/2859] have team battled Jens, io, and tass [2171/3086] and lost! 2 days, 18:52:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/24 18:27:11] dodecahedron, catte, and CornFly [1830/2142] have team battled anarcat, pwae, and DojShadow [2670/2828] and lost! 0 days, 14:15:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/24 09:25:59] pwae was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:59:48 from level 86.
[06/28/24 02:46:45] pwae [693/877] has come upon Zed_Spiker [881/1078] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:48:35 is added to pwae's clock.
[06/28/24 04:18:03] pwae was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 05:08:58 from level 86.
[06/28/24 23:12:45] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:19:35 towards level 86.
[06/29/24 10:53:46] pwae stole scornn's level 76 helm while they were sleeping! pwae leaves their old level 72 helm behind, which scornn then takes.
[06/29/24 15:12:41] gradator [269/773] has come upon pwae [478/881] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:05:00 is added to gradator's clock.
[06/30/24 03:02:20] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 07:38:59 is added to their clock.
[06/30/24 15:55:20] Ecko [266/1039] has challenged pwae [140/881] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:50:13 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[07/01/24 23:12:03] simple, sco1, and yano [1791/2632] have team battled Carl, pwae, and ToHellWithGA [1962/3145] and lost! 2 days, 05:22:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/24 03:58:59] Fritzl, TimeWarp, and hcf [624/1339] have team battled pwae, "\@_, and hugga [1700/2712] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/24 07:34:56] pwae [427/881] has challenged scumola [205/707] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:24:43 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/02/24 09:20:30] pwae left their weapon out in the rain to rust! pwae's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/02/24 11:12:02] yNos, pwae, and damyan [2324/3125] have team battled brycec, Fritzl, and Gangsterish [1305/2599] and won! 0 days, 21:35:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/24 06:46:31] pwae, bobvador, and Dex [572/2707] have team battled Kachin, solarsparq, and Tangles [2628/2681] and lost! 3 days, 23:20:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/24 07:40:12] Rayke [19/695] has challenged pwae [445/854] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:24:35 is added to Rayke's clock.
[07/05/24 07:54:47] pwae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:56:06 from level 86.
[07/05/24 13:26:34] Drkmirror [676/709] has challenged pwae [171/854] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:16:21 is removed from Drkmirror's clock.
[07/05/24 18:51:54] pwae stole kinus's level 108 tunic while they were sleeping! pwae leaves their old level 104 tunic behind, which kinus then takes.
[07/05/24 18:56:33] fork [782/879] has challenged pwae [292/857] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:11:21 is removed from fork's clock.
[07/06/24 23:47:29] pwae has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:00:37 from level 86.
[07/07/24 08:05:52] crysis [596/977] has challenged pwae [679/857] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:30:47 is added to crysis's clock.
[07/07/24 11:27:28] bot [268/437] has come upon pwae [43/857] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:59:07 is removed from bot's clock.
[07/08/24 16:16:04] dwfreed [7/1151] has challenged pwae [833/857] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:20:54 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[07/09/24 20:05:11] pyre, Koffa, and gryphus [1313/2449] have team battled Techman, pwae, and u4ia [196/2090] and won! 0 days, 21:51:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/24 03:46:22] Lnk, pwae, and scumola [2532/2711] have team battled zbe, Gangsterish, and crysis [2060/3537] and won! 1 day, 20:26:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/24 16:21:27] pwae [775/857] has come upon Nysdar [637/942] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 21:55:37 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/14/24 10:33:21] pwae lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:02:24 from level 86.
[07/15/24 01:04:51] pwae [527/857] has come upon gusto [235/853] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 22:03:11 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/15/24 11:04:45] pwae learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:28:04 towards level 86.
[07/15/24 11:31:48] pwae stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:03:01 towards level 86.
[07/18/24 16:37:11] pwae stole Wolf's level 262 pair of boots while they were sleeping! pwae leaves their old level 41 pair of boots behind, which Wolf then takes.
[07/18/24 18:54:31] EddieT137 [1094/1120] has come upon pwae [813/1056] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:56:45 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[07/19/24 01:10:38] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:54:07 towards level 86.
[07/20/24 01:30:45] pwae [272/1056] has challenged Sombra [648/1255] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:47:52 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/20/24 02:50:22] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:26:58 towards level 86.
[07/20/24 04:26:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 17 days, 20:06:44 toward level 86.
[07/20/24 20:23:14] xbill [474/881] has come upon pwae [422/1056] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:43:05 is removed from xbill's clock.
[07/21/24 02:13:30] blobdog, ColonelPanic001, and pwae [508/2728] have team battled bt, kinus, and particleflux [599/1886] and lost! 3 days, 00:32:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/24 04:43:37] Paganel [71/786] has challenged pwae [804/1056] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:27:47 is added to Paganel's clock.
[07/22/24 19:47:35] Fischmiep [378/492] has challenged pwae [422/1056] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:18:31 is added to Fischmiep's clock.
[07/23/24 22:55:51] hcf [241/295] has come upon pwae [755/1056] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:33:02 is added to hcf's clock.
[07/24/24 06:10:57] ToeCheese [26/156] has challenged pwae [592/1056] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:07 is added to ToeCheese's clock.
[07/24/24 08:24:57] pwae [661/1056] has come upon OobSaco [343/946] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:50:39 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/24/24 09:12:15] tomhek [1048/1241] has come upon pwae [697/1056] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:07:47 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[07/24/24 09:12:15] tomhek has dealt pwae a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:49:59 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/25/24 12:36:04] Cockroach [633/846] has come upon pwae [886/1056] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:48 is added to Cockroach's clock.
[07/26/24 08:52:32] pwae [787/1056] has come upon Thorael [700/870] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:19:23 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/27/24 07:15:43] pwae [727/1056] has challenged soltys [308/1182] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:34:35 is removed from pwae's clock.
[07/27/24 16:44:17] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:44:28 is added to their clock.
[07/28/24 09:21:39] Sario [779/993] has come upon pwae [692/1056] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:10:57 is removed from Sario's clock.
[07/30/24 00:05:01] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:44:57 is added to their clock.
[08/03/24 03:48:18] pwae, yang, and soltys [2874/2903] have team battled ChowderKeg, dbx12, and Techman [364/2440] and won! 2 days, 14:12:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/24 05:27:04] pwae [618/1056] has come upon zifnab06 [709/844] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:11:23 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/04/24 00:54:35] pwae, dbx12, and Puff [2315/2867] have team battled Omega, gradator, and Yarosh [2123/2447] and won! 1 day, 15:13:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/24 13:51:43] heisenbug, d4n13L, and pwae [386/2557] have team battled vegadark, allo, and aqsd [1453/2447] and lost! 1 day, 11:44:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/24 23:26:35] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:08:48 is added to their clock.
[08/06/24 14:17:33] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:00 towards level 86.
[08/07/24 00:52:18] pwae grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:32 towards level 86.
[08/07/24 17:57:42] pwae, V, and EddieT137 [763/3384] have team battled jfcaron, ahmubashshir, and CompanionCube [1426/1521] and lost! 1 day, 02:49:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/24 14:24:00] unicron [1003/1112] has challenged pwae [376/1056] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:33:25 is removed from unicron's clock.
[08/08/24 19:16:18] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:28 towards level 86.
[08/09/24 05:22:12] pwae invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:13 towards level 86.
[08/10/24 01:52:53] keepmyshirt [75/472] has challenged pwae [766/1056] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:49:22 is added to keepmyshirt's clock.
[08/10/24 18:12:43] pwae, Paganel, and Affliction [1805/2425] have team battled ColonelPanic001, medivh, and ToeCheese [923/1919] and won! 0 days, 14:00:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/24 03:15:48] pwae fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:45:29 from level 86.
[08/11/24 09:30:54] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:50 towards level 86.
[08/11/24 09:50:52] hdm, Aksej, and pwae [2800/3339] have team battled koyaan, KindOne, and OobSaco [1313/1810] and won! 0 days, 08:12:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/24 18:40:41] pwae [777/1056] has challenged allo [812/867] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:17:02 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/13/24 16:05:21] Dex [293/795] has challenged pwae [425/1056] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:16:25 is added to Dex's clock.
[08/14/24 05:08:56] pwae [650/1056] has challenged vegadark [38/1019] in combat and won! 19 days, 13:14:29 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/14/24 15:40:19] Minus, pwae, and lelu [1727/2136] have team battled gildarts, fork, and sco1 [1542/2536] and won! 0 days, 00:39:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/24 08:43:13] jabuxas, pwae, and kenyon [1406/2310] have team battled thatmint, pfoley, and Wolf [249/3152] and won! 0 days, 00:20:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/24 03:44:53] Khorne, sky, and pwae [1324/2475] have team battled Affliction, DividedByZero, and Kachin [2229/2436] and lost! 9 days, 08:10:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/24 06:21:55] anarcat [966/1093] has challenged pwae [975/1056] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:02:10 is added to anarcat's clock.
[08/16/24 11:23:12] pwae [747/1056] has challenged TimeWarp [648/860] in combat and won! 13 days, 18:34:31 is removed from pwae's clock.
[08/16/24 11:46:51] pwae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:04:05 towards level 87.
[08/17/24 03:25:02] particleflux [555/556] has come upon pwae [914/1056] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:10:54 is added to particleflux's clock.
[08/17/24 22:05:24] pwae died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:33:08 from level 87.
[08/19/24 12:21:10] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:16:07 towards level 87.
[08/19/24 14:47:02] Bunny [81/93] has challenged pwae [722/1056] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:07 is added to Bunny's clock.
[08/20/24 15:04:55] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:01:44 towards level 87.
[08/20/24 23:33:04] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 20:10:21 is added to their clock.
[08/21/24 01:16:00] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:12:34 towards level 87.
[08/21/24 06:12:32] pwae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:14:54 from level 87.
[08/22/24 18:57:07] pwae got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:36:46 from level 87.
[08/22/24 21:03:41] pwae [579/1062] has challenged Sombra [772/1265] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:19:55 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/25/24 11:52:00] pwae got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:34:42 from level 87.
[08/26/24 04:25:48] pwae, sam, Affliction, and thornrag have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/24 13:27:38] pwae [71/1067] has challenged Raithmir [141/348] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:43:16 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/27/24 14:34:44] io [171/1254] has challenged pwae [881/1067] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:16:35 is added to io's clock.
[08/27/24 23:15:24] pwae broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:00:30 from level 87.
[08/28/24 12:49:16] pwae stole Bluedog's level 333 weapon while they were sleeping! pwae leaves their old level 262 weapon behind, which Bluedog then takes.
[08/29/24 05:13:31] zifnab06 [101/848] has come upon pwae [1062/1131] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 03:45:31 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[08/29/24 12:47:36] pwae [51/1131] has challenged VonToutCourt [617/1149] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:54:24 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/29/24 13:12:19] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 14:21:37 is added to their clock.
[08/29/24 14:23:36] QxL [9/14] has challenged pwae [367/1131] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:10 is added to QxL's clock.
[09/03/24 13:20:48] pwae [525/1131] has challenged ahmubashshir [331/646] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:27:10 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/03/24 20:22:52] tmberg [493/1224] has challenged pwae [624/1131] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:43:30 is added to tmberg's clock.
[09/04/24 08:44:02] jabuxas, Garg, and pwae [876/2039] have team battled crack, Platonides, and CornFly [1302/2123] and lost! 0 days, 01:17:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/24 18:28:57] ChowderKeg [228/545] has challenged pwae [406/1131] in combat and lost! 11 days, 06:59:22 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[09/06/24 04:44:03] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:46:43 towards level 87.
[09/06/24 16:41:42] Ancalagon [708/866] has challenged pwae [346/1131] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:33:13 is removed from Ancalagon's clock.
[09/07/24 22:05:08] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 18:52:06 is added to their clock.
[09/07/24 23:30:38] pwae invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:55:14 towards level 87.
[09/09/24 13:21:52] Lnk, Zaratustra, and Ungoliant [1398/2680] have team battled pwae, medivh, and "\@_ [136/2798] and won! 2 days, 01:29:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/24 04:11:32] RussellB [544/1039] has challenged pwae [148/1131] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:40:42 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[09/11/24 11:10:46] particleflux [401/568] has come upon pwae [817/1131] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:18:02 is added to particleflux's clock.
[09/11/24 15:50:01] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:28:08 is added to their clock.
[09/11/24 16:38:11] Malvolio [534/896] has come upon pwae [341/1131] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:12:53 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[09/13/24 00:05:21] pwae bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:24:43 towards level 87.
[09/14/24 02:05:47] pwae was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:17:06 towards level 87.
[09/14/24 02:31:17] pwae [561/1143] has challenged Puff [274/699] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:38:54 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/14/24 12:11:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 13 days, 03:10:39 toward level 87.
[09/14/24 12:34:04] pwae [36/1143] has challenged caeli [290/672] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:17:08 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/14/24 12:58:40] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:38:58 towards level 87.
[09/14/24 14:06:50] tass, CompanionCube, and f0zk [1183/2163] have team battled pwae, slim, and Acolarh [2741/3291] and lost! 1 day, 17:25:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/24 15:49:34] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:17:59 towards level 87.
[09/16/24 16:02:29] pwae [411/1143] has come upon fstrelok [95/917] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:19:01 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/16/24 17:14:48] pwae [44/1143] has come upon Theleveler [159/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:22:31 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/17/24 16:31:30] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:16 towards level 87.
[09/18/24 14:16:45] Carl, Fehu, and Omega [1176/2688] have team battled Affliction, jra, and pwae [708/2256] and won! 2 days, 19:33:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/24 14:56:01] pwae, anarcat, and Neil [1790/3120] have team battled DividedByZero, muirrum, and DojShadow [1373/2182] and won! 1 day, 00:30:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/24 18:59:53] Theleveler [759/781] has come upon pwae [1105/1143] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:07:49 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[09/19/24 21:15:46] hax404 [21/647] has come upon pwae [149/1143] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 06:24:32 is added to hax404's clock.
[09/19/24 22:03:32] Minus [621/818] has come upon pwae [917/1143] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:21:09 is added to Minus's clock.
[09/19/24 22:10:49] pwae [136/1143] has challenged Fritzl [80/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:00:52 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/20/24 23:16:21] Blohsh [172/705] has come upon pwae [176/1143] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:03:06 is added to Blohsh's clock.
[09/21/24 09:40:23] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:47 towards level 87.
[09/21/24 13:08:16] jra [309/566] has come upon pwae [404/1143] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:18:34 is added to jra's clock.
[09/22/24 07:19:30] pwae [689/1143] has challenged lelu [344/405] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:24:01 is removed from pwae's clock.
[09/22/24 16:56:02] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:25:56 towards level 88.
[09/23/24 04:01:53] pwae was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:59:04 from level 88.
[09/26/24 04:53:06] pwae [1070/1143] has challenged pants [1202/1315] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:26:06 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/26/24 17:11:31] kadotux, Pinkman, and dxrt [1542/2618] have team battled solarsparq, pwae, and apb [1721/3141] and lost! 2 days, 12:38:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/24 20:04:14] Sombra [728/1268] has challenged pwae [182/1143] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:53:45 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[09/28/24 11:02:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 25 days, 10:17:16 toward level 88.
[09/28/24 17:41:51] pwae was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:54:54 from level 88.
[09/29/24 02:38:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pwae 26 days, 16:15:58 toward level 88.
[10/04/24 15:15:04] pwae walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:02:36 from level 88.
[10/05/24 03:26:07] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:03:44 towards level 88.
[10/05/24 15:45:27] washclof [1377/1706] has come upon pwae [954/1143] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:41:03 is removed from washclof's clock.
[10/07/24 09:25:22] yano [861/1054] has come upon pwae [674/1143] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:39:41 is removed from yano's clock.
[10/07/24 12:07:45] hiod [741/993] has challenged pwae [751/1143] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:39:58 is added to hiod's clock.
[10/08/24 11:13:49] shikhin [507/1215] has challenged pwae [11/1143] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:51:32 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[10/08/24 13:14:22] pwae [635/1143] has challenged MELOONi [910/1151] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:32:48 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/08/24 17:41:22] pwae, figment, Fischmiep, and Paganel have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/24 20:29:22] pwae [860/1143] has challenged insidesources [210/622] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:03:52 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/11/24 12:32:33] wowbagger [52/1017] has challenged pwae [767/1143] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:26:38 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[10/13/24 19:24:35] HollowWasp [564/844] has come upon pwae [138/1143] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:30:31 is removed from HollowWasp's clock.
[10/13/24 19:24:35] HollowWasp has dealt pwae a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:20:08 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/13/24 20:48:32] Celediel [595/629] has challenged pwae [582/1143] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:26:45 is removed from Celediel's clock.
[10/14/24 12:25:23] medivh [731/778] has come upon pwae [34/1143] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:48:31 is removed from medivh's clock.
[10/14/24 13:55:33] pwae reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pwae's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/24 01:02:31] pwae [792/1148] has come upon gildarts [457/898] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:00:44 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/16/24 01:24:46] idleneutral [484/694] has come upon pwae [156/1148] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:43:11 is removed from idleneutral's clock.
[10/16/24 09:05:24] pwae [372/1148] has challenged Fischmiep [184/626] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:03:04 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/17/24 00:43:09] pwae was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 02:14:32 from level 89.
[10/17/24 06:41:52] pwae [919/1148] has come upon koyaan [176/439] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:50:02 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/18/24 11:16:27] gosu [48/356] has come upon pwae [205/1148] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:03 is added to gosu's clock.
[10/18/24 12:12:40] Pinkman [408/1398] has come upon pwae [557/1148] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:14:03 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[10/18/24 22:49:52] pwae misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:29:54 from level 89.
[10/19/24 01:03:49] pwae [947/1148] has come upon Ungoliant [721/889] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 01:26:59 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/21/24 17:36:45] pwae is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 14:33:27 is added to their clock.
[10/22/24 09:13:50] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:34:23 towards level 89.
[10/22/24 18:38:19] pwae [515/1148] has come upon jabuxas [574/648] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:30:16 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/22/24 18:45:45] hcf [137/434] has challenged pwae [100/1148] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:07:04 is removed from hcf's clock.
[10/23/24 04:59:50] pwae had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:30:30 from level 89.
[10/23/24 16:05:26] pwae died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:38:18 from level 89.
[10/23/24 19:52:20] HollowWasp [612/844] has challenged pwae [835/1148] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:57:15 is added to HollowWasp's clock.
[10/24/24 05:15:03] pwae discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:32:32 towards level 89.
[10/24/24 05:55:18] pwae [332/1148] has come upon shady [56/386] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:53:37 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/25/24 08:18:07] Koffa, anarcat, and pwae [3133/3295] have team battled \dev\ice, shikhin, and Bunny [1987/2987] and won! 0 days, 12:51:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/24 20:21:32] pwae [94/1148] has come upon hax404 [67/661] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:01:04 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/26/24 11:33:20] pwae [837/1148] has come upon Ungoliant [587/889] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:31:35 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/27/24 21:42:15] gendish, Reilly, and StalkR [965/2444] have team battled medivh, pwae, and Fehu [2258/2531] and lost! 0 days, 10:28:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/24 02:19:36] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:52:00 towards level 89.
[11/02/24 16:55:26] catte [338/557] has challenged pwae [1051/1148] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:35:41 is added to catte's clock.
[11/03/24 14:40:32] sky, pwae, Daikojun, and shikhin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/24 02:04:16] Tangles [399/995] has challenged pwae [591/1148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:08:12 is added to Tangles's clock.
[11/05/24 16:51:33] pwae [700/1148] has come upon Drin [247/1137] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:23:47 is removed from pwae's clock.
[11/05/24 18:21:05] HollowWasp, Wizard-Of-Paws, and manish [1956/2086] have team battled pwae, idleneutral, and jayvee [2118/2863] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:07 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/24 00:39:01] CrashOverride [722/786] has come upon pwae [364/1148] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 09:26:44 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[11/09/24 14:20:15] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:51:10 towards level 89.
[11/09/24 16:08:17] pwae walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:11:46 from level 89.
[11/10/24 08:25:34] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:35 towards level 89.
[11/11/24 08:11:10] pwae [80/1154] has come upon bobvador [1036/1079] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:45:39 is added to pwae's clock.
[11/12/24 03:05:55] jayvee [789/1017] has come upon pwae [1/1154] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 13:57:07 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[11/15/24 16:39:20] Reilly, kinus, and Acolarh [750/2319] have team battled EddieT137, RussellB, and pwae [2525/3397] and lost! 8 days, 00:06:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/24 10:43:54] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:56 towards level 89.
[11/17/24 17:23:34] gradator, f0zk, and pwae [519/2554] have team battled spex, shady, and Ankhers [1275/2668] and lost! 0 days, 03:45:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/24 19:31:56] pwae [870/1154] has challenged alephnull [7/784] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:14 is removed from pwae's clock.
[11/18/24 12:42:08] pwae [387/1154] has challenged bsleep [138/624] in combat and won! 16 days, 20:07:01 is removed from pwae's clock.
[11/18/24 17:25:03] Nysdar [946/1182] has come upon pwae [252/1154] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:41:39 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[11/18/24 21:19:32] pwae grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:55:48 towards level 90.
[11/19/24 20:01:37] pwae, Fritzl, and Puff [2414/2437] have team battled particleflux, Kody, and Tangles [336/2395] and won! 2 days, 07:12:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/24 19:53:08] sco1 [413/612] has challenged pwae [1053/1154] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:44:31 is added to sco1's clock.
[11/20/24 20:15:21] Rayke [397/704] has come upon pwae [352/1154] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:22:37 is removed from Rayke's clock.