Player Info

User: sam
Class: egg
Admin?: No
Level: 84
Next level: 46 days, 21:23:31
Status: Online
Host: sam_!~sam@gentoo/developer/sam
Account Created: Fri Jun 4 19:18:43 2021
Last login: Tue Nov 19 00:08:22 2024
Total time idled: 1048 days, 07:54:42
Current position: [172,403]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 146 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 274 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 57
gloves: 56
helm: 63 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 62
ring: 72 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 155
tunic: 126 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 192 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 1203

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 124 days, 03:38:07
part: None
quest: 17 days, 21:20:45
quit: 242 days, 21:46:55

total: 384 days, 22:45:47

Character Modifiers

[06/05/21 00:28:43] sam [0/1] has challenged Umbire [0/1] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:48 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/05/21 00:47:56] Makhno [0/1] has challenged sam [2/4] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Makhno's clock.
[06/05/21 01:27:15] TimWolla [21/22] has challenged sam [2/19] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:28 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[06/05/21 01:45:18] Sombra [18/23] has challenged sam [5/19] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[06/05/21 01:47:42] sam [24/28] has challenged Paperclip [25/26] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to sam's clock.
[06/05/21 04:39:21] tomhek, li, and mordac [66/213] have team battled laama, V, and sam [140/141] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/21 08:57:35] nCrazed [94/95] has challenged sam [48/91] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:29 is removed from nCrazed's clock.
[06/05/21 10:29:04] sam [79/98] has challenged jgilchrist [16/119] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:31 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/05/21 13:02:15] CompanionCube [65/90] has challenged sam [94/101] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[06/05/21 13:07:31] fattrat [23/103] has challenged sam [78/101] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to fattrat's clock.
[06/05/21 14:13:49] pyre [36/91] has challenged sam [14/125] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from pyre's clock.
[06/05/21 14:31:40] HeavyPodda [60/114] has challenged sam [6/125] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/05/21 15:43:41] rawgreaze [74/99] has challenged sam [56/125] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:43 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[06/05/21 19:14:24] BastelBot [59/183] has challenged sam [16/133] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[06/05/21 19:26:06] sam [123/137] has challenged blackroot [6/23] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/05/21 20:20:25] blabber [7/158] has challenged sam [63/137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to blabber's clock.
[06/06/21 13:57:44] eising [23/142] has challenged sam [199/205] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to eising's clock.
[06/06/21 17:30:53] sam [168/225] has challenged Algernon [214/227] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to sam's clock.
[06/06/21 22:04:37] sam was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:49 from level 26.
[06/07/21 00:58:04] sam [215/243] has challenged Ancalagon [1/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/07/21 02:09:05] V [192/206] has challenged sam [26/243] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from V's clock.
[06/07/21 03:50:07] buyoq [92/104] has challenged sam [15/243] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[06/07/21 05:00:11] laama [97/188] has challenged sam [21/243] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from laama's clock.
[06/07/21 08:19:02] sam [61/255] has challenged caeli [140/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to sam's clock.
[06/07/21 09:05:47] sam got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:00 towards level 28.
[06/07/21 09:08:26] texke, mooo, and washclof [483/527] have team battled pfoley, sam, and Stella [636/663] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/21 12:49:22] MsYou [18/189] has challenged sam [236/255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to MsYou's clock.
[06/07/21 13:31:51] KindOne [26/192] has challenged sam [71/255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to KindOne's clock.
[06/07/21 17:02:33] sam [247/255] has challenged tswsl [26/213] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/08/21 02:55:56] sam [59/255] has challenged Lord255 [149/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to sam's clock.
[06/08/21 14:11:06] Psilocybe [141/238] has challenged sam [173/255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[06/08/21 16:07:50] sam [188/283] has challenged KindOne [168/228] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/08/21 22:49:32] crank [189/226] has challenged sam [230/283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to crank's clock.
[06/09/21 05:26:15] sam [163/304] has challenged a [54/209] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/09/21 20:52:24] sam [79/321] has challenged jaxson [148/245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to sam's clock.
[06/10/21 01:39:02] golgy [200/252] has challenged sam [263/321] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to golgy's clock.
[06/10/21 17:28:27] sam [32/321] has challenged shikhin [64/273] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to sam's clock.
[06/10/21 21:28:22] Lnk, Nysdar, and buzel [538/826] have team battled Iines, sam, and elf [651/905] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/21 17:22:18] sam [55/321] has challenged edk [3/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/12/21 17:12:24] sam [206/324] has challenged Ankhers [206/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/12/21 19:13:20] sam [171/324] has come upon Hirion [130/394] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:03:02 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/12/21 22:28:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 0 days, 01:49:45 toward level 36.
[06/13/21 13:05:08] ChowderKeg [254/260] has challenged sam [103/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:40 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[06/13/21 16:59:50] sam [322/338] has challenged eising [1/298] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/13/21 20:02:50] sam [166/338] has come upon damyan [169/268] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:01:53 is added to sam's clock.
[06/14/21 02:49:05] sam [322/338] has come upon Platonides [133/278] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:56:54 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/14/21 14:44:41] gettu, BMO, and sam [103/839] have team battled rfc2549, ubergeek, and MrGlass [419/841] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/21 17:30:04] sam got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:53 from level 37.
[06/14/21 18:21:34] Nocebo [153/302] has challenged sam [51/341] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:36 is removed from Nocebo's clock.
[06/14/21 19:28:14] sam, laama, and Angelina [1062/1096] have team battled dnim, Kite, and The_Decryptor [348/1062] and won! 0 days, 01:29:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/21 01:27:56] sam [258/341] has challenged MetaNova [106/258] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/15/21 02:20:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 0 days, 07:11:00 toward level 38.
[06/15/21 07:06:13] sam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:38 towards level 38.
[06/15/21 19:58:39] Iines [119/378] has challenged sam [235/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Iines's clock.
[06/16/21 04:12:16] sam [94/341] has challenged damyan [151/295] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to sam's clock.
[06/16/21 08:18:39] Jens [87/261] has challenged sam [334/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/16/21 08:34:39] BT [55/186] has challenged sam [182/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to BT's clock.
[06/16/21 08:59:53] style [13/334] has challenged sam [15/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to style's clock.
[06/16/21 15:15:07] gildarts [76/284] has challenged sam [305/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to gildarts's clock.
[06/16/21 15:33:11] Kaani [282/370] has challenged sam [19/341] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Kaani's clock.
[06/17/21 15:05:56] BastelBot, ChowderKeg, and sam [950/1121] have team battled Forud, Andrio, and CornFly [635/1019] and won! 0 days, 03:05:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/21 23:30:50] sam [240/341] has come upon dnim [185/388] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:21:28 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/18/21 03:07:54] sam [88/344] has challenged CompanionCube [244/334] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to sam's clock.
[06/18/21 05:18:20] buzel [130/432] has challenged sam [178/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to buzel's clock.
[06/18/21 19:48:17] JamCow [110/169] has challenged sam [213/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to JamCow's clock.
[06/20/21 07:43:16] sam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:02 towards level 40.
[06/20/21 08:03:23] sam, cremefresh, and sc [371/1052] have team battled Snarlack, misha, and MadMan [592/988] and lost! 0 days, 00:58:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/21 11:24:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sam with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:37:55 from level 40.
[06/20/21 15:21:05] glguy [105/317] has challenged sam [325/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to glguy's clock.
[06/20/21 15:30:21] sam [335/357] has challenged _sh [298/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/21/21 14:21:08] sam met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:06:48 from level 41.
[06/21/21 21:53:35] sam [332/357] has come upon Kaani [30/404] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:19:53 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/22/21 12:53:25] rawgreaze [33/338] has challenged sam [82/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[06/23/21 03:52:31] sam [149/364] has challenged bookworm [69/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/24/21 05:25:11] Way [87/473] has challenged sam [24/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from Way's clock.
[06/24/21 12:11:46] sam [40/364] has come upon J-472 [107/339] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:21:04 is added to sam's clock.
[06/26/21 06:27:50] Father_Jack, Destruia, and Asara [463/918] have team battled Lnk, Russell, and sam [762/1017] and lost! 0 days, 00:59:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/21 04:45:32] sam reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sam's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/21 12:16:25] sam [384/456] has challenged Bkid [148/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:38 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/29/21 04:20:24] sam broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:36:20 from level 43.
[06/30/21 20:10:13] sam [152/493] has challenged CodeGeek [345/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to sam's clock.
[07/01/21 17:46:35] StalkR [56/100] has challenged sam [451/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to StalkR's clock.
[07/01/21 18:24:13] sam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:57 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 14:22:00] Wolf, CharlieAngel, and sam [816/1144] have team battled freeboson, jokajak, and Alarien [182/1003] and won! 0 days, 04:12:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/21 22:24:22] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:58 towards level 44.
[10/13/21 23:02:45] sam [17/495] has challenged pztrn [58/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to sam's clock.
[10/14/21 04:12:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sam with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 18:44:25 from level 45.
[10/14/21 07:48:26] sam [461/495] has come upon heisenbug [116/601] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:11:41 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/15/21 19:22:43] signofzeta [127/392] has challenged sam [470/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[10/17/21 17:14:47] hiding [6/17] has challenged sam [146/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to hiding's clock.
[10/18/21 19:58:14] sam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:49:44 from level 45.
[10/18/21 22:57:14] sam [442/495] has come upon d4n13L [354/420] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:37:05 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/19/21 03:05:24] sam [198/504] has challenged Pricey [243/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to sam's clock.
[10/19/21 05:52:18] sam [1/504] has come upon blackroot [372/525] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:44:06 is added to sam's clock.
[10/19/21 12:55:05] sam [316/504] has come upon Bluedog [691/920] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:55:23 is added to sam's clock.
[10/19/21 13:55:17] clubbprez [126/388] has challenged sam [87/504] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from clubbprez's clock.
[10/19/21 20:13:26] sam [356/508] has come upon jacob1 [95/903] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:12:46 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/20/21 21:41:03] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:20 towards level 46.
[10/21/21 13:29:27] quantum_turtle [279/293] has challenged sam [182/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:04 is removed from quantum_turtle's clock.
[10/21/21 15:45:30] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:54 towards level 46.
[10/21/21 20:55:26] sam, nya, and CodeGeek [1881/1894] have team battled Khorne, sc, and Aksej [1523/2079] and won! 0 days, 12:06:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/21 00:55:44] sam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:45 towards level 46.
[10/22/21 06:41:44] sam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:22 towards level 46.
[10/22/21 07:52:39] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:08 towards level 46.
[10/22/21 16:35:37] sam [250/508] has come upon Visse [239/354] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:49:38 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/22/21 18:19:40] yano [334/437] has come upon sam [284/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:09:10 is removed from yano's clock.
[10/23/21 09:02:18] sam [232/508] has challenged VonToutCourt [486/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to sam's clock.
[10/23/21 15:36:18] scumola [129/407] has challenged sam [186/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to scumola's clock.
[10/23/21 15:49:54] sam [498/508] has challenged Andrio [267/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:30:30 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/23/21 21:56:33] ChowderKeg, pyre, and Sokar [1760/1771] have team battled sam, VonToutCourt, and KeboDK [856/1625] and won! 0 days, 00:09:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/21 08:26:15] sam met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:01:55 from level 47.
[10/25/21 02:11:34] JoeK [181/185] has challenged sam [326/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to JoeK's clock.
[10/25/21 09:58:27] uovobw [50/536] has challenged sam [175/508] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:23 is added to uovobw's clock.
[10/26/21 02:54:55] Plato, krin, and Pricey [517/1526] have team battled Disruptor, heisenbug, and sam [924/1564] and lost! 1 day, 05:59:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/21 11:36:28] sam, PiotrekD, and cremefresh [390/1778] have team battled The_Decryptor, DownAndUp, and Russell [685/2020] and lost! 0 days, 10:18:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/21 12:12:31] Tenorman, sam, and crysis [657/1901] have team battled pwae, fattrat, and pants [241/1516] and won! 0 days, 03:42:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/21 12:13:58] Russell [101/858] has challenged sam [172/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:37:06 is added to Russell's clock.
[10/28/21 19:15:27] Gorek [105/697] has challenged sam [264/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:32:45 is added to Gorek's clock.
[10/29/21 12:20:15] Crazycatlady [319/652] has come upon sam [12/508] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:03:01 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/29/21 19:54:33] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:05:24 is added to their clock.
[10/29/21 21:48:00] sam [150/508] has challenged kline [205/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to sam's clock.
[10/30/21 03:22:16] Bluedog [907/920] has challenged sam [419/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:51:20 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[10/30/21 04:03:39] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:19:12 is added to their clock.
[10/30/21 21:48:41] sam fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:53:54 from level 48.
[11/01/21 02:16:48] Fehu [247/316] has challenged sam [463/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Fehu's clock.
[11/01/21 07:46:18] sam stole ukleinek's level 68 ring while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 17 ring behind, which ukleinek then takes.
[11/03/21 00:41:26] sam [131/554] has challenged Andrio [481/546] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:58:04 is added to sam's clock.
[11/05/21 00:51:14] sid3windr [7/610] has challenged sam [295/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:40:39 is added to sid3windr's clock.
[11/05/21 03:15:54] sam, talisein, and eising [1020/1708] have team battled style, Fenrik, and xbill [625/2017] and won! 0 days, 05:10:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/21 20:00:20] sam [114/554] has come upon style [256/504] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:22:43 is added to sam's clock.
[12/12/21 08:40:08] sam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:41 towards level 48.
[12/12/21 16:24:23] sam met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:16 from level 48.
[12/12/21 16:45:39] sam [517/554] has challenged DrinkyBird [77/540] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:05 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/14/21 08:47:47] strife [109/152] has challenged sam [532/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to strife's clock.
[12/17/21 06:07:27] munkis, dCLCp, and Phil [699/1464] have team battled CodeGeek, The_Decryptor, and sam [1288/2340] and lost! 0 days, 16:06:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/21 19:51:04] mrmonday, yano, and sam [1/1613] have team battled Varjatticus, Wam, and washclof [283/1774] and lost! 0 days, 19:32:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/21 08:52:06] sam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:49 towards level 49.
[12/18/21 12:52:42] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:32 towards level 49.
[12/18/21 21:42:38] theZoMBiE [143/517] has challenged sam [119/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[12/18/21 22:33:24] sam [32/554] has challenged jjasghar [213/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:04 is added to sam's clock.
[12/20/21 06:36:39] sam, el, and jacob1 [321/2107] have team battled ChowderKeg, aqsd, and Aksej [1133/1685] and lost! 0 days, 08:25:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/21 03:49:26] Koffa, res0nat0r, and A_Dragon [254/1696] have team battled Ungoliant, Alys, and sam [835/1623] and lost! 0 days, 08:24:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/21 08:45:06] sam [135/554] has challenged Pinkman [131/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:55:32 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/21/21 09:11:12] nawcom [304/574] has challenged sam [436/554] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to nawcom's clock.
[12/21/21 16:16:50] sam [59/554] has come upon anarcat [506/840] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:50 is added to sam's clock.
[12/22/21 09:33:51] sam [570/609] has challenged cadfael [127/356] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/22/21 10:08:43] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:19:11 is added to their clock.
[12/23/21 09:21:29] sam [274/609] has come upon GyrosGeier [238/582] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:07:37 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/23/21 10:51:25] simple, Mattusmindus, and Tor [2278/2483] have team battled Xenthys, sam, and Khorne [1069/1797] and won! 0 days, 15:57:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/21 20:57:27] Majak, Lnk, and sam [98/2642] have team battled pants, jayvee, and dCLCp [1125/1628] and lost! 1 day, 02:12:28 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/21 07:54:15] sam [275/609] has come upon ukleinek [390/477] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:33:39 is added to sam's clock.
[12/26/21 09:54:40] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:17:18 is added to their clock.
[12/26/21 23:58:08] sam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:36:30 towards level 50.
[12/27/21 16:38:24] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:09 towards level 50.
[12/27/21 21:01:48] DrinkyBird [211/560] has come upon sam [594/609] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:45 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/28/21 03:23:17] sam [555/609] has come upon jacob1 [161/950] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:10:49 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/28/21 16:52:40] Tor [89/520] has challenged sam [101/609] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to Tor's clock.
[12/28/21 23:23:17] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:09 towards level 50.
[12/29/21 01:37:58] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:43 towards level 50.
[12/29/21 05:11:05] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:02 towards level 50.
[12/29/21 06:09:26] sam ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:52 from level 50.
[12/29/21 20:23:57] hdm, jacob1, and bg [1358/2656] have team battled buZz, sam, and Covid-19 [1501/1802] and lost! 3 days, 23:53:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/21 09:53:30] sam [408/609] has challenged Yarosh [253/463] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:58:59 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/31/21 08:26:39] jjasghar, Pinkman, and bobvador [581/1609] have team battled adamus1red, sam, and buyoq [994/2175] and lost! 0 days, 00:36:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/21 09:40:03] sam [13/609] has come upon noex [25/188] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:05:54 is added to sam's clock.
[12/31/21 10:51:42] sam learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:57:34 towards level 51.
[01/01/22 15:31:21] Sokar, buzzzzz, and misha [223/1500] have team battled sam, V, and sheu [1633/2175] and lost! 1 day, 14:24:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/22 17:20:31] sam stole sky's level 182 weapon while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 166 weapon behind, which sky then takes.
[01/04/22 01:29:33] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:10 towards level 51.
[01/05/22 16:03:37] Sario [77/308] has challenged sam [346/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Sario's clock.
[01/05/22 21:37:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 2 days, 11:14:05 toward level 51.
[01/06/22 15:50:52] soltys, Feltharell, and MadMan [806/1676] have team battled Notir, sam, and mordac [1138/1686] and lost! 1 day, 05:05:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/22 19:31:58] sam [313/623] has challenged AlexS [432/492] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to sam's clock.
[01/06/22 23:34:02] Ungoliant [46/495] has challenged sam [517/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[01/08/22 11:23:27] Nysdar, omero, and io [41/1759] have team battled BastelBot, sam, and apb [509/1982] and lost! 0 days, 01:16:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/22 21:44:23] blabber, thornrag, and sam [851/1784] have team battled zifnab06, Techman, and chiastre [1494/2233] and lost! 2 days, 11:43:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/22 17:22:26] sam [415/623] has come upon bg [38/762] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:57:07 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/10/22 20:47:24] sam [313/623] has challenged _sh [425/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:18:31 is added to sam's clock.
[01/10/22 21:07:34] sam [518/623] has come upon Andrio [310/546] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:06:59 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/11/22 07:10:12] omero, DefiantN, and sam [1209/1391] have team battled Ancalagon, V, and dCLCp [948/1859] and won! 0 days, 00:47:31 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/22 10:00:35] jaxson, Ecko, and Nechayev [210/1194] have team battled Zaratustra, sam, and bookworm [899/2012] and lost! 0 days, 01:20:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/22 13:55:52] sam [442/623] has challenged jjasghar [496/659] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:22:10 is added to sam's clock.
[01/13/22 04:53:20] sam [158/623] has come upon jayvee [615/726] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:05:40 is added to sam's clock.
[01/14/22 16:06:19] Khorne [106/794] has challenged sam [392/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:31:07 is added to Khorne's clock.
[01/14/22 23:07:44] pants [488/634] has challenged sam [136/623] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:02:45 is removed from pants's clock.
[01/15/22 04:13:10] sc [725/990] has challenged sam [288/623] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:24:14 is removed from sc's clock.
[01/16/22 09:47:38] kusanagi [172/245] has challenged sam [222/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to kusanagi's clock.
[01/16/22 14:49:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 4 days, 17:25:05 toward level 52.
[01/18/22 01:01:39] sam was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:58 from level 52.
[01/18/22 09:44:41] sam [124/623] has come upon nawcom [17/603] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:43:50 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/18/22 20:22:30] sam [545/623] has challenged pfoley [145/594] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:27:20 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/18/22 22:26:46] sam [349/623] has challenged sky [89/609] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:49:19 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/19/22 04:31:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sam with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 03:23:30 from level 53.
[01/20/22 06:41:38] strife, Acolarh, and fizz [1040/1386] have team battled sam, Silvanus_Betrium, and CrashOverride [1723/1919] and lost! 0 days, 03:03:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/22 18:15:28] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:12:26 is added to their clock.
[01/21/22 11:46:54] Omega [153/321] has challenged sam [190/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Omega's clock.
[01/22/22 18:33:53] Russell, mordac, and bookworm [427/2071] have team battled gradator, bobvador, and sam [788/2020] and lost! 0 days, 12:25:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/22 21:06:27] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:49 towards level 53.
[01/26/22 10:47:40] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:29 towards level 53.
[01/26/22 13:09:25] CrashOverride [472/662] has come upon sam [506/623] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:02:40 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[01/26/22 17:32:22] sam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:53:36 towards level 53.
[01/26/22 21:05:08] Ancalagon [229/642] has challenged sam [605/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:44:06 is added to Ancalagon's clock.
[01/27/22 01:04:35] sam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:04 towards level 53.
[01/27/22 03:07:22] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:05:35 is added to their clock.
[01/27/22 07:35:46] sam [130/623] has come upon Theleveler [539/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:29:11 is added to sam's clock.
[01/27/22 12:39:11] sam [301/623] has come upon Misza [486/937] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:45:39 is added to sam's clock.
[01/27/22 21:28:29] Paganel, MadMan, and heisenbug [1150/1743] have team battled sam, hugga, and kline [753/1487] and won! 6 days, 14:57:48 is removed from their clocks.
[01/28/22 03:47:43] sam [198/623] has come upon tswsl [296/532] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:15:01 is added to sam's clock.
[01/29/22 09:06:55] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:33 towards level 53.
[01/29/22 19:57:16] Thorael [1010/1025] has challenged sam [360/623] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:10:16 is removed from Thorael's clock.
[01/31/22 14:07:39] sam [596/627] has come upon StalkR [225/747] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:46:32 is removed from sam's clock.
[02/01/22 02:52:58] sam, MELOONi, and coding_monk [911/1826] have team battled Aksej, jayvee, and Neil [1201/1591] and lost! 0 days, 03:18:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/22 14:44:53] Acolarh, Pinkman, and sam [61/1742] have team battled ion, simple, and io [421/2281] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/22 00:23:14] sam [302/627] has challenged CornFly [388/466] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to sam's clock.
[02/02/22 01:30:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 2 days, 03:30:40 toward level 54.
[02/02/22 18:13:25] sam [18/627] has come upon blabber [56/564] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:01:21 is added to sam's clock.
[02/02/22 18:25:30] drahthaar, munkis, and Kritzefitz [1163/1945] have team battled Sokar, Algernon, and sam [1458/1573] and lost! 2 days, 15:02:13 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/22 03:01:42] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:49:24 towards level 54.
[02/03/22 10:43:50] nya, sam, and Hirion [1581/2035] have team battled Fenrik, blabber, and crank [434/2062] and won! 0 days, 11:03:50 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/22 03:28:21] Sherpard2, sam, and xbill [806/2058] have team battled Forud, CompanionCube, and ToHellWithGA [1933/2594] and lost! 0 days, 07:44:16 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/22 18:34:12] caeli, sam, and ToHellWithGA [1390/2428] have team battled anarcat, kline, and Paganel [1913/2276] and lost! 0 days, 06:50:36 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/22 07:27:08] sid3windr [466/647] has challenged sam [451/627] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:04:41 is removed from sid3windr's clock.
[02/05/22 16:37:20] sam misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:10:13 from level 54.
[02/07/22 10:55:47] sam [546/627] has come upon EddieT137 [269/396] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:41:56 is removed from sam's clock.
[02/08/22 16:30:09] sam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:36:39 towards level 54.
[02/09/22 17:57:21] pwae, zbe, and t3chn0 [188/1845] have team battled Feltharell, Psilocybe, and sam [1149/1968] and lost! 0 days, 11:10:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/22 02:51:33] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:27:00 is added to their clock.
[02/10/22 14:32:21] SSLbits, elf, and brycec [126/1790] have team battled _sh, sam, and ChowderKeg [1305/2055] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/22 09:14:51] sam [290/627] has come upon Yuhno [750/765] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:03:54 is added to sam's clock.
[02/12/22 18:00:47] laama [242/669] has challenged sam [251/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:51:56 is added to laama's clock.
[02/13/22 11:27:31] sam, Geoff, and ToHellWithGA [1455/2202] have team battled Chuck, O[_], and sheu [810/1728] and won! 1 day, 04:41:29 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/22 03:26:13] kinus, The_Decryptor, and Omega [1196/1929] have team battled Neil, sam, and Puff [119/1793] and won! 0 days, 20:41:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/22 12:16:56] sam [33/627] has come upon Asara [158/463] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:46:29 is added to sam's clock.
[02/17/22 11:36:47] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:40:17 is added to their clock.
[02/17/22 17:04:01] sam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:24:30 from level 54.
[02/17/22 22:15:51] Andrio [512/557] has challenged sam [284/627] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from Andrio's clock.
[02/18/22 05:25:56] VOID [561/740] has challenged sam [82/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:04:57 is removed from VOID's clock.
[02/18/22 08:17:10] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:02:16 is added to their clock.
[02/18/22 09:34:46] sam [544/627] has come upon tomhek [464/767] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:22:50 is removed from sam's clock.
[02/18/22 11:44:12] sam [50/627] has challenged Svetland [652/781] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to sam's clock.
[02/18/22 15:36:09] sam [433/627] has come upon nawcom [43/606] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:41:23 is removed from sam's clock.
[02/19/22 01:29:50] Russell [633/887] has challenged sam [333/627] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:24:15 is removed from Russell's clock.
[02/19/22 03:26:56] sam [188/627] has come upon talisein [14/852] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:57:57 is removed from sam's clock.
[02/19/22 15:41:19] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:49:55 towards level 55.
[02/22/22 12:56:41] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:12:51 is added to their clock.
[02/23/22 05:32:05] JigmeDatse, anarcat, and sam [484/2281] have team battled jacob1, popey, and pyre [1283/1989] and lost! 2 days, 05:05:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/22 19:44:54] sam [614/627] has come upon aqsd [457/527] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:36:12 is removed from sam's clock.
[02/24/22 07:18:53] sam [615/627] has come upon aqsd [127/527] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:01:10 is removed from sam's clock.
[02/24/22 07:53:48] sam [470/629] has challenged Centrixx [441/655] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:10:51 is removed from sam's clock.
[02/25/22 02:57:28] sam [169/629] has challenged t3chn0 [535/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:03:49 is added to sam's clock.
[02/25/22 18:05:30] Psilocybe, Bkid, and A_Dragon [1620/2100] have team battled spex, sam, and bg [1815/1961] and lost! 0 days, 13:21:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/22 20:54:59] Ralle, sam, and kinus [486/1584] have team battled buzel, hdm, and bobvador [1224/2658] and lost! 0 days, 03:37:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/22 21:07:44] sam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:40 towards level 55.
[03/01/22 07:24:15] rs, sam, and Hirion [616/1639] have team battled io, hdm, and washclof [158/2538] and won! 0 days, 17:16:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/22 19:14:15] GilbertErik [154/617] has come upon sam [431/629] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:32:01 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[03/03/22 15:01:06] SirBummelz, Syloq, Feltharell, and sam have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/22 23:12:36] Yarosh, tmberg, and sam [855/1924] have team battled judahnator, brycec, and AlexS [522/2130] and won! 0 days, 00:23:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/22 00:46:51] sam [336/638] has challenged yNos [95/534] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from sam's clock.
[03/04/22 11:52:08] sam [474/638] has come upon adamus1red [483/746] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:49:04 is added to sam's clock.
[03/05/22 13:36:36] sam [387/638] has challenged Sombra [506/820] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:38 is added to sam's clock.
[03/05/22 22:29:00] sam [353/638] has come upon tomhek [545/805] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:30:35 is added to sam's clock.
[03/07/22 01:22:11] sam [95/638] has come upon kinus [347/470] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:27:39 is added to sam's clock.
[03/07/22 10:12:30] soltys [567/649] has challenged sam [210/638] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:30:17 is removed from soltys's clock.
[03/07/22 16:13:47] Gorek [787/911] has challenged sam [86/638] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:19:57 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[03/08/22 11:26:34] thornrag [86/616] has come upon sam [553/638] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:15:29 is added to thornrag's clock.
[03/10/22 11:59:53] sam [432/638] has come upon jayvee [606/731] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:08:36 is added to sam's clock.
[03/10/22 13:21:38] sam [462/638] has come upon Tenorman [764/930] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:29:09 is added to sam's clock.
[03/10/22 22:49:15] dyvonna [246/342] has challenged sam [105/638] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:53 is removed from dyvonna's clock.
[03/11/22 01:41:51] sam burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sam's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/14/22 18:48:07] sam [64/632] has challenged bookworm [596/664] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:18:25 is added to sam's clock.
[03/15/22 13:11:59] sam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:57:43 towards level 56.
[03/16/22 05:54:56] postikana [269/441] has challenged sam [322/632] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:25:13 is added to postikana's clock.
[03/16/22 09:14:49] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:57:08 is added to their clock.
[03/16/22 15:54:54] sam [145/632] has come upon krin [181/925] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:28:54 is added to sam's clock.
[03/17/22 02:59:13] crank [46/716] has challenged sam [447/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:16:19 is added to crank's clock.
[03/17/22 18:31:07] Platonides [352/658] has come upon sam [174/632] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:39:15 is removed from Platonides's clock.
[03/18/22 10:05:26] buzel [610/798] has challenged sam [333/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:55:18 is removed from buzel's clock.
[03/18/22 13:08:01] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:54:34 towards level 56.
[03/19/22 04:57:57] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:22:37 towards level 56.
[03/19/22 13:51:47] sam was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:04:19 from level 56.
[03/19/22 14:54:27] Omega [138/686] has challenged sam [615/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Omega's clock.
[03/19/22 17:45:43] Cirdan [753/938] has come upon sam [212/632] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:45:44 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[03/19/22 21:39:39] sam [582/632] has come upon nyuszika7h [495/646] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:19:16 is removed from sam's clock.
[03/20/22 12:09:09] Tabmow, StalkR, and pants [801/1878] have team battled sam, apb, and Lord255 [1134/2114] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:32 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/22 19:25:31] sam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:05 towards level 56.
[03/23/22 05:47:43] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 12:04:25 is added to their clock.
[03/24/22 21:41:09] Ecko [4/426] has challenged sam [482/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:23:44 is added to Ecko's clock.
[03/25/22 18:45:25] SSLbits [187/391] has challenged sam [93/632] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:33:02 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[03/26/22 19:18:21] Angelina [427/651] has come upon sam [493/632] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:23:27 is added to Angelina's clock.
[03/28/22 09:58:05] Lord255 [264/632] has challenged sam [556/632] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:46:13 is added to Lord255's clock.
[03/28/22 17:41:40] sam was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:34:05 from level 56.
[03/28/22 18:53:15] sam [517/632] has come upon Drin [89/772] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:18:31 is removed from sam's clock.
[03/28/22 19:54:32] pants, HeavyPodda, and V [1280/2269] have team battled sam, JigmeDatse, and thornrag [881/1885] and won! 0 days, 05:53:51 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/22 22:25:58] sam [95/632] has come upon hax404 [164/514] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:41:48 is added to sam's clock.
[03/29/22 00:07:15] hdm [943/979] has challenged sam [473/632] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:24:27 is removed from hdm's clock.
[03/29/22 15:35:52] sam stole Disruptor's level 128 amulet while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 112 amulet behind, which Disruptor then takes.
[03/29/22 22:15:47] sam [185/647] has come upon aqsd [418/514] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:33:57 is added to sam's clock.
[03/30/22 00:05:43] sam [291/647] has challenged Algernon [335/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:06:17 is added to sam's clock.
[03/30/22 04:06:30] Asara [371/475] has challenged sam [502/647] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:07:20 is added to Asara's clock.
[03/30/22 06:54:52] Gorek, sam, and Puff [1283/2350] have team battled kptr, RussellB, and MadMan [582/1796] and won! 0 days, 21:21:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/22 19:13:33] sam, M144, and DrinkyBird [2096/2156] have team battled soltys, anarcat, and gradator [1120/2533] and won! 0 days, 05:24:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/22 23:06:40] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:25 towards level 56.
[04/02/22 12:05:18] sam found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:27 towards level 56.
[04/02/22 15:30:34] Crazycatlady [406/734] has challenged sam [536/647] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:20:44 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[04/02/22 21:54:22] sam [30/647] has challenged Sombra [605/825] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to sam's clock.
[04/03/22 13:45:25] t3chn0, Andrio, and "\@_ [1566/1903] have team battled sam, MetaNova, and Al-bot [1066/1556] and won! 1 day, 16:48:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/22 12:21:28] sam found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:33:25 towards level 57.
[04/05/22 09:32:58] sam stole zbe's level 41 shield while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 38 shield behind, which zbe then takes.
[04/05/22 21:55:53] sam [643/649] has come upon Abe [231/471] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:44:48 is removed from sam's clock.
[04/06/22 13:29:18] sam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:30:10 towards level 57.
[04/06/22 19:03:02] Paganel [629/665] has challenged sam [420/649] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:09:25 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[04/07/22 14:49:30] sam [222/649] has come upon ahmubashshir [13/375] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:37:37 is removed from sam's clock.
[04/09/22 18:11:04] sam [418/649] has come upon Forud [431/868] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:08:10 is added to sam's clock.
[04/10/22 11:19:39] ephemer0l [257/573] has challenged sam [536/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:54 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[04/10/22 11:20:36] sam [148/649] has come upon O[_] [540/639] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:56:04 is added to sam's clock.
[04/11/22 03:30:33] sam misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:20:12 from level 57.
[04/12/22 05:07:53] sam [219/649] has come upon Togra [453/711] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:18:30 is added to sam's clock.
[04/12/22 07:07:40] _sh, coding_monk, and Fenrik [1745/2209] have team battled Covid-19, heisenbug, and sam [593/1762] and won! 2 days, 12:22:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/22 19:17:16] Puff, Abe, and pfoley [1402/1826] have team battled sam, Nuae, and Carl [334/1845] and won! 1 day, 20:45:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/22 16:40:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 6 days, 05:03:38 toward level 57.
[04/14/22 12:34:45] Alys [398/683] has come upon sam [537/649] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:29:23 is added to Alys's clock.
[04/15/22 05:06:44] sam set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:36:31 from level 57.
[04/15/22 08:04:26] sam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:01 towards level 57.
[04/16/22 03:32:27] sam [462/645] has come upon Fam0r [214/554] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:16:13 is removed from sam's clock.
[04/17/22 12:53:57] sam [37/645] has come upon canton7 [131/653] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:29:09 is added to sam's clock.
[04/18/22 03:43:54] Theleveler [511/673] has challenged sam [289/645] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:57:28 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[04/18/22 14:05:10] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:57:53 towards level 57.
[04/20/22 08:48:19] hugga, Khorne, and rawgreaze [1878/2243] have team battled misha, iiriix, and sam [15/1790] and won! 0 days, 13:37:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/22 20:29:38] sam [35/645] has challenged h00k [118/320] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to sam's clock.
[04/24/22 05:25:35] sam, Psilocybe, and zifnab06 [491/2420] have team battled damyan, bananaboat, and JigmeDatse [925/1731] and lost! 4 days, 21:36:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/22 02:55:39] RussellB, Drin, sam, and DrinkyBird have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/22 10:15:38] TimWolla, blackroot, and texke [1890/2091] have team battled sam, h00k, and unicron [1322/1667] and won! 2 days, 01:52:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/22 04:34:44] ephemer0l, gildarts, and Tenedos [23/1727] have team battled blackroot, sam, and Angelina [30/1845] and lost! 0 days, 20:23:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/22 02:54:15] sam stole BastelBot's level 73 set of leggings while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 45 set of leggings behind, which BastelBot then takes.
[04/28/22 07:59:10] sam, Kachin, and cremefresh [491/2342] have team battled KindOne, buzel, and Alys [1699/1871] and lost! 0 days, 06:22:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/22 09:06:57] sam [435/670] has come upon Algernon [263/599] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:03:57 is removed from sam's clock.
[04/29/22 03:05:18] Syloq, caeli, and cremefresh [198/2534] have team battled allo, sam, and Bluedog [1524/1986] and lost! 4 days, 09:45:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/22 18:22:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 5 days, 05:31:28 toward level 58.
[04/30/22 01:34:25] sam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:00:16 towards level 58.
[04/30/22 07:43:24] Destruia [176/709] has challenged sam [547/670] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:55:06 is added to Destruia's clock.
[05/04/22 06:51:34] sam was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:02:18 from level 58.
[05/05/22 18:45:24] _sh [244/760] has come upon sam [164/670] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:23:49 is removed from _sh's clock.
[05/06/22 21:43:04] sam, cremefresh, and postikana [308/1842] have team battled bg, Theleveler, and Affliction [1691/2032] and lost! 1 day, 00:00:44 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/22 11:38:45] enyc [268/323] has challenged sam [476/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to enyc's clock.
[05/09/22 06:33:42] fstrelok, Gorek, and sam [571/1927] have team battled womblecat, Psilocybe, and TheSilentLink [2634/2759] and lost! 1 day, 03:14:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/22 04:21:54] Disruptor, Hex, sam, and spex have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/22 11:58:07] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:24:44 is added to their clock.
[05/14/22 18:35:03] sc [135/993] has come upon sam [493/670] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:25:28 is added to sc's clock.
[05/15/22 01:16:53] sam [350/670] has come upon dwfreed [749/1118] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:38 is added to sam's clock.
[05/15/22 01:52:49] sam died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:28 from level 58.
[05/15/22 10:18:43] sam [575/675] has challenged krin [420/884] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:03:36 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/16/22 13:15:12] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:23:33 towards level 59.
[05/16/22 21:43:59] womblecat, allo, and tmberg [2065/2553] have team battled sam, csc2ya, and Fehu [958/1934] and won! 0 days, 10:28:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/22 01:22:33] sam [243/675] has come upon ukleinek [28/558] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:18:38 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/18/22 10:36:28] buzel, Sombra, and bsleep [2206/2343] have team battled sam, simple, and iiriix [1795/2348] and won! 1 day, 18:27:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/22 12:03:43] sam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:12:00 towards level 59.
[05/19/22 02:19:33] sam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:16:51 towards level 59.
[05/20/22 08:32:07] talisein, dyvonna, and ToHellWithGA [70/2348] have team battled Minus, sam, and Affliction [801/1534] and lost! 0 days, 13:22:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/22 12:53:46] sam got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:44:34 towards level 59.
[05/22/22 03:52:45] sam [12/675] has come upon kenyon [121/943] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:43:08 is added to sam's clock.
[05/22/22 10:48:10] sam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:15:21 towards level 59.
[05/22/22 15:36:18] sam [159/675] has challenged DrinkyBird [128/834] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:18:32 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/23/22 05:28:25] sam stole shikhin's level 53 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 35 pair of gloves behind, which shikhin then takes.
[05/23/22 12:50:25] ahmubashshir [277/540] has challenged sam [440/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[05/23/22 13:33:11] sam [436/691] has come upon Sokar [400/541] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:20:10 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/24/22 03:02:07] starlink [277/705] has challenged sam [613/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:18:52 is added to starlink's clock.
[05/24/22 20:34:39] sam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:42:20 towards level 59.
[05/26/22 07:06:59] sam bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:29:25 from level 59.
[05/26/22 07:45:17] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:57 towards level 59.
[05/26/22 22:11:35] sam fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:21:47 from level 59.
[05/27/22 00:36:59] sam [242/691] has challenged Acolarh [79/673] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:49:49 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/27/22 01:49:56] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:43 towards level 59.
[05/27/22 06:06:57] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:10:11 is added to their clock.
[05/27/22 07:04:41] Drin, sam, and CrashOverride [598/2166] have team battled Techman, damyan, and Fehu [1366/2068] and lost! 0 days, 21:56:25 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/22 10:57:59] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:10 towards level 59.
[05/29/22 15:55:35] nyuszika7h [96/679] has come upon sam [573/691] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:28:00 is added to nyuszika7h's clock.
[05/30/22 00:13:03] sam [241/691] has come upon gildarts [287/569] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:43:13 is added to sam's clock.
[05/31/22 15:12:11] sam [49/691] has come upon kline [540/546] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:11 is added to sam's clock.
[05/31/22 17:22:44] Nuae [129/527] has come upon sam [259/691] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:42:24 is added to Nuae's clock.
[05/31/22 21:12:37] sam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:10 towards level 59.
[06/01/22 02:37:39] sam [488/691] has come upon d4n13L [439/471] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:01:53 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/01/22 08:28:19] sam [205/691] has challenged Chuck [383/657] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to sam's clock.
[06/01/22 11:01:33] Yuhno [632/680] has challenged sam [173/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:25 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[06/02/22 06:05:05] GilbertErik [313/658] has challenged sam [674/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:26:05 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[06/02/22 18:30:56] Thorael, dwfreed, sam, and Chuck have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/22 23:35:30] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:10:13 towards level 60.
[06/03/22 15:38:26] sam, io, and ion [294/2169] have team battled Puff, kenyon, and Asara [1516/2244] and lost! 3 days, 23:46:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/22 21:15:35] sam [19/691] has come upon idleevil [128/576] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:46:29 is added to sam's clock.
[06/05/22 17:09:57] enteral [168/202] has challenged sam [504/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to enteral's clock.
[06/05/22 19:21:25] GyrosGeier [562/604] has challenged sam [655/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:57:41 is added to GyrosGeier's clock.
[06/05/22 23:22:09] yNos [39/548] has challenged sam [555/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:34:49 is added to yNos's clock.
[06/06/22 13:48:07] sam [157/691] has come upon Alarien [437/640] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:11:02 is added to sam's clock.
[06/07/22 23:46:03] sam learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:34:16 from level 60.
[06/08/22 09:27:14] sam fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:07:34 from level 60.
[06/09/22 14:02:31] sam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:14:27 from level 60.
[06/10/22 05:42:05] sam [126/691] has come upon ion [478/715] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:36:13 is added to sam's clock.
[06/10/22 14:57:15] crank, LeD, and sam [450/1894] have team battled hugga, idleneutral, and Puff [1036/1822] and lost! 1 day, 22:08:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/22 17:35:57] buyoq [235/915] has come upon sam [518/691] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:44:35 is added to buyoq's clock.
[06/11/22 13:52:27] sam [397/691] has challenged jaxson [236/460] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:52:30 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/12/22 04:03:25] tomhek [411/807] has come upon sam [448/691] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:30:24 is added to tomhek's clock.
[06/13/22 11:50:02] sam [419/691] has come upon pfoley [447/652] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:03:59 is added to sam's clock.
[06/15/22 00:26:49] sam found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:36:00 towards level 60.
[06/15/22 01:11:30] sam, ahmubashshir, and Tenorman [623/1904] have team battled sheu, shikhin, and ion [1677/2149] and lost! 2 days, 04:01:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/22 02:02:43] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:26:02 towards level 60.
[06/16/22 04:30:56] Ungoliant [168/470] has challenged sam [590/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:26:00 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[06/16/22 23:55:09] sam, BUSY, and Vigrid [247/1718] have team battled noex, Fehu, and Arch [767/1557] and lost! 0 days, 22:13:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/22 04:40:53] sam [339/691] has come upon Togra [306/742] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:13:28 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/17/22 11:29:02] sam [199/691] has come upon idleevil [78/576] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:20:11 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/17/22 19:25:48] sam has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:56:49 from level 60.
[06/18/22 03:37:21] Xenthys, sam, and womblecat [1532/2638] have team battled DrinkyBird, Affliction, and <rainchick> [666/1751] and won! 2 days, 02:23:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/22 05:50:08] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:16:48 towards level 60.
[06/22/22 06:39:21] sam [131/691] has come upon jaxson [285/465] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:26:39 is added to sam's clock.
[06/22/22 15:31:06] unicron, bookworm, and tswsl [299/1915] have team battled sam, Xenthys, and CodeGeek [2237/2554] and lost! 0 days, 06:51:40 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/22 16:06:38] bsleep, sam, idleneutral, and Togra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/25/22 14:10:13] pyre [659/906] has come upon sam [316/691] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:50:51 is removed from pyre's clock.
[06/25/22 22:18:57] ukleinek [66/581] has challenged sam [622/691] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:10:22 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[06/27/22 04:24:53] hdm [418/965] has challenged sam [68/691] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:56:05 is removed from hdm's clock.
[06/27/22 04:24:53] In the fierce battle, sam dropped their level 66 helm! hdm picks it up, tossing their old level 63 helm to sam.
[06/27/22 17:27:55] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:16:52 towards level 60.
[06/27/22 22:58:46] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:31 towards level 60.
[06/28/22 05:28:16] sam [21/688] has come upon bsleep [262/771] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:44:40 is added to sam's clock.
[06/28/22 18:39:05] jacob1 [848/948] has challenged sam [260/688] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:30:54 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/29/22 02:37:33] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 10:18:21 is added to their clock.
[06/29/22 06:45:48] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:06:20 towards level 60.
[06/29/22 19:44:17] sam [684/688] has challenged Alarien [109/640] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:01:51 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/30/22 02:23:23] MetaNova, sam, and Carl [1141/1955] have team battled hugga, drahthaar, and Thorael [120/2211] and won! 1 day, 05:18:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/22 03:04:32] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:26 towards level 60.
[07/01/22 02:10:51] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:42:19 is added to their clock.
[07/01/22 08:31:51] cornfeedhobo, apb, and ahmubashshir [1636/2199] have team battled sam, freeboson, and RussellB [456/2304] and won! 1 day, 20:16:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/22 14:59:05] sam [120/688] has come upon xbill [400/1042] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:40:31 is added to sam's clock.
[07/02/22 07:56:34] sam [565/688] has challenged munkis [832/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:06:40 is added to sam's clock.
[07/02/22 19:41:28] sam [225/688] has come upon eising [316/592] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:09:09 is added to sam's clock.
[07/05/22 10:05:41] sam [578/688] has challenged tmberg [559/841] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/05/22 21:55:53] sam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:33:01 towards level 61.
[07/06/22 05:15:40] sam [484/688] has challenged bsleep [734/771] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:01:32 is added to sam's clock.
[07/06/22 12:22:29] sam [311/688] has come upon TimWolla [645/772] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:46:03 is added to sam's clock.
[07/06/22 12:41:12] sam [566/688] has come upon zbe [465/756] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:57:43 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/06/22 14:56:43] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:02:55 towards level 61.
[07/06/22 20:08:01] sam, pwae, and ion [996/2069] have team battled V, canton7, and Pinkman [301/2155] and won! 1 day, 17:44:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/22 22:09:31] pasquale [125/794] has come upon sam [164/688] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:50:43 is added to pasquale's clock.
[07/06/22 23:48:05] sam [176/688] has come upon buzel [642/712] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:12:00 is added to sam's clock.
[07/07/22 01:35:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 7 days, 15:59:12 toward level 61.
[07/07/22 07:26:21] sam [543/688] has come upon ephemer0l [478/664] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:30:19 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/09/22 05:30:37] MadMan [245/467] has challenged sam [569/688] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:25:29 is added to MadMan's clock.
[07/09/22 08:46:11] contyk [41/284] has challenged sam [442/688] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to contyk's clock.
[07/09/22 18:33:18] Techman [422/972] has challenged sam [402/688] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:48:18 is removed from Techman's clock.
[07/09/22 18:38:25] sam stole Thorael's level 56 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 53 pair of gloves behind, which Thorael then takes.
[07/10/22 06:53:37] sam [392/691] has come upon Misza [124/968] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:40:33 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/10/22 15:59:43] sam, Paganel, and bobvador [1409/2250] have team battled Gorek, Aelane, and Vigrid [1145/2180] and won! 3 days, 05:55:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/22 08:29:44] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:41:10 is added to their clock.
[07/13/22 06:46:06] sam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:46:19 towards level 61.
[07/13/22 23:50:06] cadfael, sam, and zbe [1728/2318] have team battled Chuck, zankore, and Vigrid [1176/2008] and won! 1 day, 20:46:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/22 18:46:31] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:53 towards level 61.
[07/16/22 23:09:42] sam [383/691] has come upon laama [358/739] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:56:18 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/17/22 18:28:23] kptr, digitalpunk, and Sherpard2 [551/1513] have team battled sam, Koffa, and Fenrik [332/2282] and won! 0 days, 07:55:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/22 02:14:43] Sombra [405/896] has challenged sam [293/691] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:29:08 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[07/18/22 19:44:17] sam, Alys, and ryp [1545/2207] have team battled Nuae, LeD, and herald [1120/1847] and won! 0 days, 06:46:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/22 20:00:50] sam [179/691] has come upon bsleep [413/774] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:08 is added to sam's clock.
[07/19/22 23:04:11] sam [121/691] has challenged cremefresh [9/744] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:22:43 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/20/22 13:28:03] canton7, sam, and JigmeDatse [430/2044] have team battled Lord255, vegadark, and KindOne [188/2249] and won! 0 days, 23:02:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/22 03:01:53] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 02:02:57 is added to their clock.
[07/21/22 14:32:11] achin [194/441] has challenged sam [13/691] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:18:38 is removed from achin's clock.
[07/22/22 11:36:32] buyoq [446/921] has challenged sam [521/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:22:08 is added to buyoq's clock.
[07/23/22 00:28:51] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sam with fire, slowing the heathen 26 days, 19:34:30 from level 62.
[07/23/22 05:48:50] sam [582/691] has come upon damyan [317/551] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:34:27 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/23/22 22:17:36] Andrio, adamus1red, and Algernon [858/2007] have team battled Khorne, sam, and Nechayev [1805/2168] and lost! 0 days, 14:09:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/22 02:56:01] sam bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:22:29 from level 62.
[07/24/22 07:45:40] sam [146/691] has challenged Acolarh [61/668] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:37:44 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/24/22 07:45:40] In the fierce battle, Acolarh dropped their level 65 helm! sam picks it up, tossing their old level 63 helm to Acolarh.
[07/24/22 11:38:40] sam, allo, spex, and Wam have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/22 13:14:42] sam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:50:03 towards level 62.
[07/24/22 22:26:41] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:47:14 is added to their clock.
[07/25/22 07:47:35] herald, iiriix, and sam [270/2110] have team battled Abe, Aksej, and SuzakuMedli [763/1468] and lost! 0 days, 04:36:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/22 01:07:41] Centrixx, sam, and cornfeedhobo [516/2254] have team battled aqsd, ufo-piloot, and Tangles [1602/1715] and lost! 7 days, 05:05:43 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/22 02:54:41] nyuszika7h [60/666] has challenged sam [276/693] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:46:04 is added to nyuszika7h's clock.
[07/26/22 08:54:22] DrinkyBird, sam, and hdm [974/2533] have team battled Andrio, Pinkman, and SirBummelz [1960/2118] and lost! 5 days, 21:15:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/22 19:27:10] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 10:04:31 is added to their clock.
[07/27/22 11:01:25] sam [571/693] has challenged crank [653/790] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:21:40 is added to sam's clock.
[07/28/22 08:37:22] eising, sam, laama, and VonToutCourt have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/28/22 11:40:54] sam fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:15:04 from level 62.
[07/29/22 08:10:43] zbe [2/755] has challenged sam [654/693] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:24:37 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/30/22 20:21:36] sam [674/693] has come upon yNos [123/543] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:29:21 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/30/22 21:07:42] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:28:49 towards level 62.
[07/31/22 18:24:24] Chuck, ephemer0l, and Covid-19 [681/1967] have team battled VOID, sam, and "\@_ [537/2311] and won! 5 days, 01:07:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/22 01:57:31] sam [237/693] has come upon Lnk [171/737] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:37:28 is removed from sam's clock.
[08/02/22 01:45:14] Ferris, Lnk, and sam [1469/2079] have team battled Kachin, Misza, and SSLbits [954/2471] and won! 1 day, 02:10:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/22 07:30:14] Nechayev [145/556] has challenged sam [121/693] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:54:54 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[08/02/22 16:43:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 7 days, 13:36:09 toward level 62.
[08/03/22 02:54:34] sam [497/693] has come upon RussellB [812/840] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:08:24 is added to sam's clock.
[08/05/22 02:22:29] sam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:32:02 towards level 62.
[08/05/22 14:13:47] sam slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sam's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/06/22 00:39:40] sam [160/687] has come upon tswsl [197/487] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:32:49 is added to sam's clock.
[08/08/22 00:47:22] sam has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:14:40 from level 62.
[08/08/22 07:26:00] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:55:37 towards level 62.
[08/08/22 07:51:17] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:52:52 towards level 62.
[08/10/22 07:03:08] sam [530/687] has come upon yNos [426/543] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:07:01 is removed from sam's clock.
[08/10/22 10:10:09] sam [329/687] has challenged Wam [279/1029] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:54:11 is removed from sam's clock.
[08/11/22 03:33:40] nyuszika7h [568/646] has come upon sam [342/687] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:12:13 is removed from nyuszika7h's clock.
[08/13/22 00:04:11] sam [361/687] has come upon bobvador [892/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:19:37 is added to sam's clock.
[08/13/22 15:18:47] noex, sam, and Cirdan [507/2146] have team battled HellSpawn, beasty, and ahmubashshir [485/1925] and won! 0 days, 07:25:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/22 15:06:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sam with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 04:12:44 from level 62.
[08/15/22 01:15:14] sam [118/687] has challenged golgy [519/793] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to sam's clock.
[08/15/22 16:20:02] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:22:39 towards level 63.
[08/15/22 23:29:27] simple [770/1027] has come upon sam [642/687] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:05:19 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/16/22 16:01:13] sam [205/687] has come upon CodeGeek [907/980] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:05:55 is added to sam's clock.
[08/16/22 22:34:48] sam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:14:13 towards level 63.
[08/17/22 12:05:41] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:54:25 towards level 63.
[08/17/22 14:21:53] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:39:48 towards level 63.
[08/17/22 20:05:27] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sam with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 09:54:58 from level 63.
[08/17/22 21:46:43] sam [272/687] has challenged TimWolla [267/783] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:08:33 is removed from sam's clock.
[08/17/22 23:04:35] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 14:38:39 is added to their clock.
[08/18/22 02:55:47] sam [26/687] has come upon Fenrik [827/920] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:04:50 is added to sam's clock.
[08/18/22 05:05:37] pyre [226/894] has come upon sam [675/687] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:03:02 is added to pyre's clock.
[08/18/22 17:53:19] sam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:21:43 towards level 63.
[08/19/22 14:29:47] sam broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:51:08 from level 63.
[08/19/22 20:45:02] sam [55/687] has come upon postikana [130/450] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:12:42 is added to sam's clock.
[08/20/22 10:23:22] VOID, Jens, and sam [1079/2028] have team battled Juan, anarcat, and Timaquana [770/1825] and won! 2 days, 23:36:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/22 16:17:27] sam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:10:35 towards level 63.
[08/21/22 05:02:37] sam [493/687] has challenged gegenschein [907/1096] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:43:48 is added to sam's clock.
[08/21/22 18:33:43] thornrag [543/702] has come upon sam [376/687] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:20:56 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[08/23/22 14:12:20] vectr0n [19/625] has challenged sam [35/687] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[08/25/22 08:57:26] Platonides, Lord255, and t3chn0 [939/2611] have team battled A_Dragon, sam, and _sh [2077/2432] and lost! 0 days, 01:12:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/22 23:26:40] SuzakuMedli [494/574] has challenged sam [149/687] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:35:16 is removed from SuzakuMedli's clock.
[08/25/22 23:26:40] SuzakuMedli has dealt sam a Critical Strike! 8 days, 09:23:08 is added to sam's clock.
[08/27/22 01:32:08] signofzeta [922/966] has challenged sam [188/687] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:04:34 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[08/27/22 06:03:57] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 06:17:46 is added to their clock.
[08/27/22 09:20:24] Silvanus_Betrium [48/656] has come upon sam [233/687] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:32:04 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[08/29/22 07:49:51] Disruptor, zankore, and sam [2322/2619] have team battled rawgreaze, VOID, and Ferris [223/2262] and won! 7 days, 07:24:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/22 17:34:21] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 16:06:17 is added to their clock.
[09/01/22 04:19:31] sam misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:07:52 from level 63.
[09/01/22 13:04:19] Pinkman [201/860] has come upon sam [103/687] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:48:30 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[09/02/22 11:35:50] Sergio [392/834] has come upon sam [570/687] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:35:33 is added to Sergio's clock.
[09/03/22 07:50:30] ZOTTA [7/715] has come upon sam [402/687] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:54:07 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[09/03/22 20:29:29] sam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:33:44 towards level 63.
[09/04/22 21:48:49] sam [406/687] has come upon Asara [432/531] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:45:38 is added to sam's clock.
[09/06/22 12:00:19] Fehu [169/544] has come upon sam [50/687] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:42:34 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[09/07/22 09:29:18] Tabmow [163/781] has challenged sam [672/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:31:48 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[09/09/22 05:38:35] Sombra [359/931] has challenged sam [427/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:43:27 is added to Sombra's clock.
[09/12/22 21:23:25] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:22:28 is added to their clock.
[09/13/22 06:12:12] hax404 [272/431] has come upon sam [469/698] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:38:17 is added to hax404's clock.
[09/15/22 08:41:48] Cockatrice, sam, and Feras [1712/1767] have team battled eising, gildarts, and signofzeta [1660/2413] and won! 0 days, 01:46:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/22 22:32:44] canton7, laama, and sam [84/2174] have team battled Kemikals, caeli, and Timaquana [267/1802] and lost! 0 days, 03:00:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/22 03:31:58] sam got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:57:31 from level 63.
[09/18/22 16:58:41] jacob1 [744/1010] has come upon sam [527/698] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:35:47 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/19/22 22:46:31] Ecko [938/952] has come upon sam [110/698] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:49:47 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[09/20/22 00:32:50] elf [529/640] has challenged sam [349/698] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:18:36 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/20/22 05:44:23] sam burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sam's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/20/22 12:23:24] sam left their weapon out in the rain to rust! sam's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/21/22 19:36:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 9 days, 18:37:58 toward level 63.
[09/24/22 00:11:48] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:09:12 is added to their clock.
[09/25/22 16:10:18] sam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:42 towards level 63.
[09/26/22 01:35:56] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:48 towards level 63.
[09/26/22 01:45:34] sam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:08 towards level 63.
[09/26/22 01:47:22] sam EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:10 from level 63.
[09/26/22 08:39:16] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:23 towards level 63.
[09/27/22 00:34:42] sam [533/674] has come upon laama [472/731] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:38:48 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/27/22 14:11:09] sam [503/674] has challenged MELOONi [587/928] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to sam's clock.
[09/27/22 14:30:01] sam [95/674] has challenged pants [847/942] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to sam's clock.
[09/28/22 03:07:13] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:25:48 towards level 64.
[09/28/22 15:57:19] KyloRen [299/400] has come upon sam [226/674] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:04:54 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[09/29/22 23:23:22] nawcom [309/676] has challenged sam [45/674] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:57 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[09/30/22 03:50:13] sam [133/674] has come upon cfjk [310/596] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:40:01 is added to sam's clock.
[09/30/22 07:19:47] hugga [319/579] has come upon sam [265/674] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:30:34 is removed from hugga's clock.
[10/01/22 10:43:34] slim, Ankhers, and spex [1756/2279] have team battled tmberg, muirrum, and sam [1051/1836] and won! 0 days, 02:17:57 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/22 01:33:54] achin [262/717] has challenged sam [579/677] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:51:11 is added to achin's clock.
[10/02/22 17:29:43] sam [285/677] has come upon Techman [944/955] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:51:51 is added to sam's clock.
[10/04/22 06:55:04] sam [53/677] has come upon Fenrik [40/1207] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:03:12 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/04/22 08:38:49] sam [157/677] has come upon damyan [67/560] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:43:41 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/04/22 09:45:46] zifnab06 [416/572] has challenged sam [300/677] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:12:35 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[10/04/22 20:07:56] sam was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:42:58 from level 64.
[10/05/22 16:47:59] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:59:28 is added to their clock.
[10/05/22 19:36:32] ZOTTA [138/732] has come upon sam [445/677] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:10 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[10/06/22 09:56:08] sam [377/677] has challenged nyuszika7h [616/674] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:16:45 is added to sam's clock.
[10/06/22 12:56:46] sam [315/677] has challenged LeD [230/532] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:57:23 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/06/22 17:59:18] sam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:40:17 towards level 64.
[10/06/22 22:09:03] enteral [428/635] has come upon sam [3/677] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:17:03 is removed from enteral's clock.
[10/06/22 22:58:59] talisein [507/756] has challenged sam [91/677] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:53:19 is removed from talisein's clock.
[10/08/22 13:54:19] jacob1, nyuszika7h, and Fenrik [2752/2891] have team battled Kurenai, Paganel, and sam [948/1998] and won! 0 days, 01:45:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 14:31:16] sam [641/677] has come upon "\@_ [523/1125] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:43:45 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/10/22 17:10:42] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 17:48:36 is added to their clock.
[10/11/22 21:02:32] sam lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:01:01 from level 64.
[10/12/22 02:25:12] Yarosh, sam, tomhek, and launchd have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/22 20:51:04] bananaboat [452/823] has challenged sam [563/677] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:59:34 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[10/13/22 08:31:49] sam [517/677] has challenged pwae [54/734] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:46:12 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/13/22 13:51:05] Pinkman, Feltharell, and Fehu [2108/2287] have team battled t3chn0, brycec, and sam [678/2574] and won! 4 days, 01:51:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/22 21:34:41] yNos [415/677] has challenged sam [178/677] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:36:03 is removed from yNos's clock.
[10/14/22 02:45:11] sam [117/677] has come upon enteral [180/635] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:31:49 is added to sam's clock.
[10/14/22 09:46:50] sam [670/677] has come upon eising [407/614] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:16:56 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/14/22 09:48:03] starlink, pwae, and Sombra [1718/2434] have team battled sam, Affliction, and judahnator [1784/2107] and lost! 1 day, 14:00:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/22 16:42:18] sam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:14 towards level 64.
[10/15/22 11:42:37] sam [202/677] has challenged bg [589/1087] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:20:11 is added to sam's clock.
[10/15/22 12:02:18] sam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:22 towards level 64.
[10/16/22 02:41:54] sam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:54:04 towards level 64.
[10/16/22 03:41:39] sam, Fehu, and soltys [1188/2149] have team battled vegadark, CornFly, and anarcat [2227/2405] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/22 04:51:23] sam [533/677] has challenged elf [617/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:35:21 is added to sam's clock.
[10/17/22 12:35:03] sam [154/677] has come upon JamCow [403/861] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:40:40 is added to sam's clock.
[10/18/22 12:34:54] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:31:43 is added to their clock.
[10/18/22 19:15:30] rawgreaze, Thorael, and Omega [1019/2484] have team battled Koffa, n0ssh, and sam [530/1814] and won! 1 day, 16:22:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/22 07:59:14] sam [674/677] has come upon Affliction [354/924] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:57:52 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/19/22 10:46:11] sam [299/677] has come upon idlegood [489/792] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:49:29 is added to sam's clock.
[10/22/22 14:17:58] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:25 towards level 64.
[10/24/22 00:16:17] Zaratustra, Tabmow, and GilbertErik [1411/2614] have team battled sam, anarcat, and Arch [2057/2502] and lost! 0 days, 09:55:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/22 17:30:51] sam [339/677] has challenged kinus [24/533] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:19 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/26/22 15:52:01] sam [205/891] has challenged drahthaar [778/1010] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:26:12 is added to sam's clock.
[10/27/22 00:57:26] sam broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:46:17 from level 65.
[10/27/22 20:10:36] sam stole Asara's level 58 shield while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 36 shield behind, which Asara then takes.
[10/28/22 11:13:34] ion [204/864] has come upon sam [653/911] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:29:05 is added to ion's clock.
[10/31/22 20:15:13] sam spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sam's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/02/22 04:51:54] sam [443/904] has challenged Fenrik [255/1200] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:45:40 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/02/22 18:54:42] Kurenai [407/803] has challenged sam [807/904] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:15:49 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[11/02/22 19:54:54] sam [695/904] has challenged blabber [695/861] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:44:35 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/02/22 19:54:54] sam has dealt blabber a Critical Strike! 12 days, 23:59:05 is added to blabber's clock.
[11/03/22 09:38:12] wowbagger [119/358] has come upon sam [291/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:53:07 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[11/07/22 04:23:04] sam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:38:43 towards level 65.
[11/07/22 06:45:27] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:39:23 towards level 65.
[11/08/22 02:35:56] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:51:20 is added to their clock.
[11/08/22 03:25:00] sam [112/904] has challenged zankore [33/770] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:53:31 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/09/22 12:42:10] sam [226/904] has come upon shikhin [276/961] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:29:06 is added to sam's clock.
[11/10/22 21:40:55] blabber, gdm, and sam [1073/2325] have team battled damyan, shikhin, and misha [2073/2217] and lost! 4 days, 16:23:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/22 03:40:43] scumola [135/918] has challenged sam [547/904] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:12:39 is added to scumola's clock.
[11/11/22 21:10:13] sam [38/904] has come upon Forud [843/914] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:51:14 is added to sam's clock.
[11/12/22 00:24:23] thornrag, SSLbits, and bsleep [1656/2217] have team battled ZOTTA, Omega, and sam [2211/2657] and lost! 0 days, 17:30:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/22 02:19:47] sam [83/904] has come upon laama [76/731] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:55:24 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/13/22 08:00:30] sam [417/904] has come upon Arch [420/656] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:24:44 is added to sam's clock.
[11/13/22 19:18:30] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 12:37:24 is added to their clock.
[11/16/22 10:38:45] Sombra [456/987] has challenged sam [105/904] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:27:31 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[11/16/22 12:00:26] JigmeDatse [224/733] has come upon sam [662/904] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:19:23 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[11/16/22 22:55:32] sam [831/904] has come upon Gorek [684/933] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:49:33 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/16/22 23:09:11] sam saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:28:26 from level 65.
[11/17/22 02:10:29] io, sam, and idleevil [726/2841] have team battled "\@_, Centrixx, and CompanionCube [2373/2889] and lost! 1 day, 06:08:35 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/22 11:39:25] thornrag [599/702] has challenged sam [115/904] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[11/19/22 16:19:25] sam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:31:15 towards level 65.
[11/25/22 00:25:49] zgrep, TauPan, and pants [1186/2665] have team battled canton7, Minus, and sam [1378/2561] and lost! 1 day, 22:32:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/22 10:57:07] sam, nowz, and ZOTTA [644/2107] have team battled Tenedos, buyoq, and SirBummelz [344/2300] and won! 0 days, 21:41:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/22 14:13:50] Crazycatlady [681/730] has come upon sam [517/904] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:11:17 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[11/27/22 10:48:54] sam was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:37:10 from level 65.
[11/27/22 16:10:39] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:17:18 is added to their clock.
[11/28/22 13:12:22] zgrep [571/605] has challenged sam [516/904] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:13:33 is removed from zgrep's clock.
[11/28/22 13:12:22] In the fierce battle, sam dropped their level 49 charm! zgrep picks it up, tossing their old level 32 charm to sam.
[11/30/22 10:34:48] sam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:25:28 from level 65.
[11/30/22 22:13:17] drahthaar, judahnator, and SirBummelz [739/2325] have team battled yNos, sam, and EddieT137 [1636/2499] and lost! 1 day, 02:07:55 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/22 05:14:37] sam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:12 towards level 65.
[12/02/22 07:36:10] sam walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:19:54 from level 65.
[12/03/22 07:36:50] sam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:01 towards level 65.
[12/03/22 10:54:47] Gonpael [6/23] has challenged sam [315/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to Gonpael's clock.
[12/05/22 02:48:54] Kurenai [231/899] has challenged sam [638/889] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:46:55 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[12/05/22 04:39:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sam with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 23:26:24 from level 65.
[12/05/22 20:07:08] nowz [140/466] has challenged sam [312/889] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to nowz's clock.
[12/05/22 23:39:03] Faradome, sam, and LeD [1307/2019] have team battled kinus, damyan, and bookworm [1604/1929] and lost! 1 day, 08:18:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/22 11:56:40] sam [668/889] has challenged zifnab06 [155/585] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:22:05 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/07/22 00:52:28] sam found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:45 towards level 65.
[12/07/22 08:02:55] sam [502/889] has come upon Ankhers [320/721] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:16:57 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/08/22 03:05:56] Tangles [658/687] has challenged sam [638/889] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:01:58 is removed from Tangles's clock.
[12/08/22 11:09:12] GilbertErik [78/757] has come upon sam [603/889] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:26:10 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[12/08/22 22:51:03] canton7, Yarosh, and Paganel [1520/2047] have team battled Lnk, sam, and dwfreed [1160/2866] and won! 6 days, 15:05:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/22 03:17:51] sam [460/889] has challenged DownAndUp [511/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:31 is added to sam's clock.
[12/11/22 07:24:25] sam [130/889] has come upon Tenedos [156/555] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:26:55 is added to sam's clock.
[12/14/22 11:18:15] sam, laama, and Thorael [826/2245] have team battled Dan, Kritzefitz, and h00k [863/1684] and lost! 0 days, 07:42:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/22 15:49:56] sam [555/889] has challenged Malvolio [111/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:28:48 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/16/22 01:16:30] sam ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:22 from level 65.
[12/16/22 07:21:23] sam [417/889] has challenged Comnenus [113/403] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:21:10 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/16/22 12:59:19] sam [516/889] has come upon Dan [272/396] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:55:27 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/17/22 15:48:37] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:55:28 towards level 66.
[12/17/22 20:52:47] tsr, SSLbits, and Affliction [742/2203] have team battled Puff, achin, and sam [1051/2454] and lost! 1 day, 10:48:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/22 07:05:54] sam [405/889] has challenged confunctius [57/316] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:20:32 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/18/22 13:07:25] sam [88/889] has challenged Aksej [349/979] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:55:30 is added to sam's clock.
[12/18/22 14:26:27] elf [518/733] has come upon sam [510/889] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:18:33 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/19/22 16:08:03] sam [141/889] has come upon Drin [488/754] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:41:14 is added to sam's clock.
[12/22/22 04:07:41] sam stole idlegood's level 108 tunic while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 67 tunic behind, which idlegood then takes.
[12/22/22 14:09:20] d4n13L, VonToutCourt, and sam [385/2869] have team battled Yarosh, TheSilentLink, and Minus [506/2275] and lost! 4 days, 12:09:02 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/22 16:22:44] sam [839/938] has come upon dyvonna [559/656] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:14:04 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/22/22 17:38:58] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:03:48 towards level 66.
[12/23/22 14:09:30] anarcat, Cirdan, and elf [844/2899] have team battled sam, Lnk, and crysis [376/2564] and won! 0 days, 09:57:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/22 14:57:25] hax404, Russell, and rs [1285/2049] have team battled sam, solarsparq, and gusto [2052/2248] and lost! 3 days, 06:53:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/22 15:45:04] sam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:05:54 towards level 66.
[12/26/22 16:19:49] sam [345/938] has come upon bookworm [413/686] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:46:46 is added to sam's clock.
[12/26/22 21:34:53] sky, Malvolio, and sam [1036/2390] have team battled JigmeDatse, crysis, and Techman [1313/2502] and lost! 0 days, 20:04:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/22 05:33:39] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:32:31 towards level 66.
[12/28/22 18:25:21] Thorael, Theleveler, and Fehu [1291/2048] have team battled zbe, sam, and dwfreed [1389/3163] and lost! 1 day, 08:01:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/22 06:13:08] EddieT137 [664/982] has challenged sam [611/938] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:48:34 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[12/30/22 11:31:45] sam [512/938] has come upon gdm [351/551] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:17:11 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/30/22 15:15:16] AlexS [128/512] has challenged sam [866/938] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:51:58 is added to AlexS's clock.
[12/31/22 05:17:38] Affliction, sam, and StalkR [408/2741] have team battled rawgreaze, ChowderKeg, and yano [1524/2910] and lost! 1 day, 08:08:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/22 06:18:50] CornFly [265/683] has challenged sam [695/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:06:27 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/31/22 16:52:49] sam [877/938] has come upon sky [141/886] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:34:54 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/31/22 19:57:06] Faradome [262/562] has come upon sam [301/938] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:37:07 is added to Faradome's clock.
[01/01/23 04:02:12] sam [623/938] has come upon shikhin [408/1016] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:35:49 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/01/23 06:42:25] sam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:35:27 towards level 66.
[01/01/23 09:18:18] sam got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:09:24 from level 66.
[01/02/23 11:12:46] sam [443/938] has come upon nya [388/1229] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:33:03 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/02/23 18:38:40] sam got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:03 towards level 66.
[01/03/23 03:00:12] ZeroG [115/130] has challenged sam [735/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:05 is added to ZeroG's clock.
[01/03/23 22:37:45] sam, kenyon, and vegadark [1449/2498] have team battled Platonides, mordac, and Tenedos [493/2029] and won! 1 day, 19:04:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/23 10:39:08] sam was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:25:32 from level 66.
[01/04/23 13:28:41] DontEvenPeek [215/282] has challenged sam [234/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[01/05/23 01:45:07] sam [588/938] has challenged washclof [235/1070] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:43:48 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/05/23 02:45:21] sam [832/938] has challenged StalkR [517/887] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:04:45 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/05/23 16:39:35] sam learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:38:01 from level 66.
[01/06/23 01:50:38] Techman [504/983] has challenged sam [250/938] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:09:53 is removed from Techman's clock.
[01/06/23 04:51:19] Algernon [269/764] has challenged sam [907/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:53:39 is added to Algernon's clock.
[01/06/23 11:02:12] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:17 towards level 66.
[01/06/23 12:48:50] sam [895/938] has come upon jjasghar [740/977] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:08:30 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/08/23 14:39:02] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:20 towards level 66.
[01/08/23 22:16:09] sam [866/938] has challenged binaryhermit [404/832] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:24:27 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/09/23 03:07:46] sam [39/938] has come upon buzel [478/722] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:54:35 is added to sam's clock.
[01/11/23 19:07:54] sam lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:24:02 from level 67.
[01/12/23 01:23:50] sam [764/938] has challenged Notir [765/1102] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:35:34 is added to sam's clock.
[01/14/23 20:48:33] sam [225/938] has come upon KindOne [153/504] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:46:18 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/14/23 21:43:39] freeboson, bg, and sam [2992/3046] have team battled Forud, magnor, and kenyon [1621/2010] and won! 4 days, 23:22:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/23 22:09:22] Destruia [312/749] has come upon sam [358/938] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:35:12 is added to Destruia's clock.
[01/15/23 19:41:14] sam, el, freeboson, and Togra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/23 00:15:13] Arch, Thorael, and sam [109/2278] have team battled freeboson, ZeroG, and zgrep [2019/2146] and lost! 0 days, 05:13:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/23 11:05:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 15 days, 20:15:39 toward level 67.
[01/17/23 03:46:54] sam [774/938] has come upon gdm [465/543] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:04:22 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/17/23 07:52:02] sam burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sam's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/17/23 09:14:52] xbill, DontEvenPeek, and Ecko [1710/2204] have team battled cornfeedhobo, sam, and vegadark [698/2290] and won! 0 days, 01:20:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/23 09:47:59] sam [148/932] has come upon pwae [139/743] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:24:00 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/17/23 09:48:47] McMemo [344/360] has challenged sam [883/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to McMemo's clock.
[01/17/23 14:23:18] vegadark, sam, and kenyon [40/2492] have team battled DownAndUp, Cirdan, and crysis [2216/2399] and lost! 0 days, 20:46:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/23 19:10:37] soltys [582/978] has come upon sam [255/932] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:28:03 is removed from soltys's clock.
[01/18/23 06:02:27] sam [522/932] has come upon Yarosh [392/528] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:14:37 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/18/23 06:23:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 2 days, 20:22:15 toward level 67.
[01/19/23 16:20:50] sam [487/932] has come upon kinus [356/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:54:54 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/19/23 18:10:27] Affliction, eroc1990, and tsr [1085/2268] have team battled sam, Pinkman, and Abe [565/2359] and won! 0 days, 05:14:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/23 15:27:34] sam [225/932] has come upon jjasghar [744/977] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:51:26 is added to sam's clock.
[01/20/23 16:13:49] sam [349/932] has come upon Sherpard2 [324/633] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:09:52 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/21/23 23:31:28] sam [686/932] has challenged el [671/697] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:28:33 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/23/23 07:10:42] sam [420/932] has challenged vadas [133/520] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:33:50 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/23/23 09:55:09] sam [578/932] has come upon pants [62/1170] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:25:50 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/23/23 16:44:37] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:32:25 towards level 68.
[01/23/23 19:25:24] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:20:04 towards level 68.
[01/23/23 21:14:01] GRIZZLYMAN [406/423] has challenged sam [151/932] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:32:33 is removed from GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[01/24/23 06:06:21] Luca [175/315] has challenged sam [272/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to Luca's clock.
[01/24/23 07:42:10] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:59:55 towards level 68.
[01/25/23 09:51:50] SuzakuMedli [298/887] has challenged sam [464/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:01:39 is added to SuzakuMedli's clock.
[01/25/23 23:26:39] ZOTTA, nowz, and Khorne [1411/2402] have team battled sam, Affliction, and CrashOverride [722/2588] and won! 0 days, 12:40:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/23 10:57:16] sam [869/932] has challenged brycec [516/1299] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:28:32 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/26/23 22:05:25] sam [788/932] has come upon bobvador [58/1014] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:54:00 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/26/23 23:08:20] herald, sam, and crysis [2193/2423] have team battled unicron, muirrum, and kinus [1548/1579] and won! 4 days, 04:49:57 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/23 23:28:36] sam [884/932] has come upon wollu [19/386] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:19:45 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/26/23 23:28:36] sam has dealt wollu a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:59:41 is added to wollu's clock.
[01/28/23 01:07:34] eising [192/919] has challenged sam [0/932] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:00:48 is removed from eising's clock.
[01/29/23 10:37:35] yano, HellSpawn, and sam [1217/2989] have team battled RussellB, LeD, and vadas [1630/2101] and lost! 1 day, 22:28:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/23 08:16:40] sam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:57:03 towards level 68.
[01/30/23 18:37:47] HeavyPodda, sam, and Puff [2237/2392] have team battled GRIZZLYMAN, Fehu, and sky [1254/1917] and won! 2 days, 07:03:27 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/23 01:09:32] sam [634/932] has challenged vegadark [382/655] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:27:58 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/31/23 02:08:04] judahnator [221/510] has come upon sam [243/932] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:13:15 is added to judahnator's clock.
[01/31/23 11:50:06] Berserker [77/469] has challenged sam [893/932] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to Berserker's clock.
[02/01/23 05:57:41] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:52 towards level 68.
[02/02/23 14:51:38] sam stole zbe's level 72 helm while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 65 helm behind, which zbe then takes.
[02/02/23 23:19:58] pants, sam, and sky [1137/3013] have team battled fstrelok, AlinConstantin, and thatmint [1303/1775] and lost! 0 days, 18:40:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/23 12:24:16] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:23 towards level 68.
[02/04/23 00:10:48] Lord255, tsr, and sam [303/2439] have team battled Arch, KingPimpCommand, and kzootech [1504/1540] and lost! 0 days, 15:03:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/23 00:56:25] sam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:32 towards level 68.
[02/04/23 13:13:54] sam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:56 towards level 68.
[02/05/23 12:08:45] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:54 towards level 68.
[02/06/23 00:30:06] sam [905/938] has come upon nowz [80/501] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:51:20 is removed from sam's clock.
[02/07/23 02:18:19] sam [904/938] has challenged washclof [532/1070] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:52:10 is removed from sam's clock.
[02/08/23 06:54:11] CornFly [63/808] has come upon sam [303/938] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:28:37 is added to CornFly's clock.
[02/09/23 14:09:49] hub [257/261] has challenged sam [687/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to hub's clock.
[02/09/23 21:30:20] nya, sam, bananaboat, and Chuck have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/23 22:45:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 4 days, 01:20:44 toward level 69.
[02/10/23 22:15:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 4 days, 21:21:44 toward level 69.
[02/12/23 07:59:15] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 02:57:51 is added to their clock.
[05/01/23 09:00:40] medivh [178/205] has challenged sam [317/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to medivh's clock.
[05/01/23 19:00:24] sam [788/938] has challenged gusto [45/646] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:34:36 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/02/23 21:58:14] vegadark, particleflux, and sam [46/2160] have team battled cateye, gildarts, and tsr [691/2164] and lost! 0 days, 18:59:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/23 11:59:39] sam saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:50:11 from level 69.
[05/06/23 04:23:11] Fenrik [868/1258] has challenged sam [6/938] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:11:19 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[05/07/23 07:29:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 9 days, 13:20:06 toward level 69.
[05/07/23 15:53:27] sam [24/938] has come upon bobvador [3/1063] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:49:07 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/07/23 19:46:19] sam lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:49:18 from level 69.
[05/07/23 22:02:39] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:06 towards level 69.
[05/09/23 04:38:39] sam [524/938] has challenged anarcat [872/1189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:52 is added to sam's clock.
[05/09/23 18:41:53] Chuck [530/698] has challenged sam [624/938] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:07:58 is added to Chuck's clock.
[05/09/23 22:27:11] exergy, BenDover, and dax [261/1454] have team battled dwfreed, arkie, and sam [148/2473] and won! 0 days, 06:41:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/23 00:22:39] xbill [77/1032] has come upon sam [900/938] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:23:52 is added to xbill's clock.
[05/11/23 00:05:17] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:41:39 is added to their clock.
[05/11/23 14:39:57] sam [920/952] has challenged idlegood [475/752] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/12/23 04:54:44] sam [151/952] has challenged pyre [371/841] in combat and lost! 5 days, 11:53:32 is added to sam's clock.
[05/12/23 18:26:40] sam learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:52:08 towards level 70.
[05/14/23 02:39:30] sam met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:07:22 from level 70.
[05/14/23 22:08:49] Bolded [955/957] has challenged sam [3/952] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:09:34 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[05/15/23 15:25:23] Zed_Spiker, nawcom, and noex [127/1617] have team battled ahmubashshir, sam, and idleneutral [13/2307] and won! 0 days, 00:06:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/23 16:12:43] sam [834/952] has challenged KindOne [152/525] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:41:51 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/17/23 11:34:28] sam invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:24:59 towards level 70.
[05/17/23 19:24:17] sam [28/956] has challenged Berserker [480/498] in combat and lost! 3 days, 05:24:17 is added to sam's clock.
[05/18/23 04:05:13] sam [18/956] has come upon crysis [612/953] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:15:56 is added to sam's clock.
[05/18/23 09:06:19] Ankhers [694/726] has challenged sam [801/956] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:18:46 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[05/18/23 18:51:35] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:44:19 towards level 70.
[05/20/23 09:19:37] sam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:01:42 towards level 70.
[05/20/23 15:13:14] sam [906/956] has come upon Lenny_ [161/862] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:32:50 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/20/23 15:59:21] sam [409/956] has come upon fstrelok [124/755] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:45:00 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/21/23 07:59:54] sam [687/956] has come upon idleneutral [650/662] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:56:10 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/21/23 19:04:37] sam stole pyre's level 46 charm while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 32 charm behind, which pyre then takes.
[05/21/23 22:46:24] ToHellWithGA [189/1192] has challenged sam [950/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:50:26 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[05/22/23 05:24:14] Minus, gusto, and jacquesssss [1434/1895] have team battled sam, nya, and Silvanus_Betrium [1999/3195] and lost! 0 days, 12:36:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/23 08:10:38] idleevil, jacob1, and Yarosh [1032/2262] have team battled Russell, Nuae, and sam [714/2783] and won! 5 days, 07:33:19 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/23 06:22:22] Sorin, JamCow, and RussellB [61/2298] have team battled Malvolio, sam, and Techman [1415/2358] and lost! 1 day, 11:17:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/23 18:38:03] bananaboat [441/979] has come upon sam [827/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:43:46 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/23/23 21:05:17] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:39:17 towards level 70.
[05/26/23 05:52:09] idlegood [218/752] has come upon sam [586/969] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:58:17 is added to idlegood's clock.
[05/27/23 06:44:53] _sh [9/1015] has come upon sam [648/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:24:13 is added to _sh's clock.
[05/27/23 07:16:21] Cockatrice [817/914] has challenged sam [762/969] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:29:42 is removed from Cockatrice's clock.
[05/27/23 07:16:21] Cockatrice has dealt sam a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:05:53 is added to sam's clock.
[05/28/23 12:58:46] apb, Stevland, and BenDover [1448/2441] have team battled Acolarh, sam, and Dan [2583/2727] and lost! 1 day, 01:16:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/23 14:17:15] sam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:37:39 towards level 70.
[05/29/23 23:08:56] sam [523/969] has come upon ufo-piloot [426/589] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:13:21 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/30/23 08:37:55] gradator, buzel, and sir_idle_alot [644/1548] have team battled sam, TimWolla, and Nysdar [631/2794] and won! 0 days, 06:19:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/23 16:38:31] hugga [27/704] has come upon sam [430/969] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:53:17 is added to hugga's clock.
[05/30/23 21:42:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 7 days, 16:35:28 toward level 70.
[05/31/23 10:56:16] sam [891/969] has come upon Fenrik [925/1258] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:58:12 is added to sam's clock.
[06/01/23 12:14:10] pants, elf, and sam [1520/3231] have team battled gideonstar, particleflux, and fstrelok [445/1494] and won! 0 days, 01:43:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/23 13:00:17] sam bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:44:27 from level 70.
[06/02/23 17:14:52] sam [715/969] has come upon t3chn0 [29/948] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:01:35 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/03/23 02:13:40] sam [676/969] has come upon bookworm [635/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:35:30 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/03/23 09:59:54] sam [590/969] has challenged damyan [449/777] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:37:20 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/03/23 16:25:14] freeboson [623/994] has come upon sam [197/969] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:04:29 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[06/06/23 06:58:25] Feras [158/420] has challenged sam [499/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:19:56 is added to Feras's clock.
[06/06/23 10:45:19] solarsparq, ion, and medivh [207/1975] have team battled sam, Ankhers, and Nuae [1775/2550] and lost! 0 days, 23:54:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/23 13:09:45] sam was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:31:56 from level 71.
[06/08/23 13:27:54] tswsl, damyan, and Covid-19 [2050/2450] have team battled "\@_, sam, and slim [1552/2611] and won! 1 day, 08:04:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/23 02:25:57] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:06:39 towards level 71.
[06/11/23 00:29:24] Nysdar [145/870] has come upon sam [338/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:47:09 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[06/12/23 02:34:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 27 days, 07:51:48 toward level 71.
[06/12/23 02:50:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 2 days, 10:59:09 toward level 71.
[06/12/23 22:42:15] Fenrik [483/1258] has challenged sam [776/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:11:54 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[06/13/23 21:49:35] CompanionCube [467/875] has challenged sam [214/969] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:55 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[06/14/23 14:11:26] TheSilentLink, sam, allo, and h00k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/15/23 05:39:16] allo, sam, and ToHellWithGA [1798/2962] have team battled Nuae, Covid-19, and medivh [819/2156] and won! 0 days, 03:33:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/23 17:48:41] sam [316/969] has come upon bananaboat [609/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:13:22 is added to sam's clock.
[06/16/23 07:58:58] freeboson [301/994] has come upon sam [16/969] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:18:32 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[06/16/23 14:24:35] sam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:15:20 towards level 71.
[06/16/23 16:11:56] sam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:55 towards level 71.
[06/17/23 01:11:22] sam [442/969] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [522/1058] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:42:45 is added to sam's clock.
[06/18/23 04:20:44] sam [323/969] has challenged idlegood [305/741] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:24:48 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/19/23 16:52:40] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:04 towards level 71.
[06/21/23 03:42:39] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:35 towards level 71.
[06/22/23 08:35:49] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:56 towards level 71.
[06/22/23 21:56:27] sam [500/969] has challenged Puff [193/707] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:52:24 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/22/23 23:16:16] sam [645/969] has come upon jayvee [413/674] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:17:49 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/23/23 02:57:49] sam [101/969] has challenged DontEvenPeek [174/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:38 is added to sam's clock.
[06/23/23 03:36:53] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:18 towards level 71.
[06/23/23 05:14:46] sam [777/969] has challenged Wolf [425/812] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:32:58 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/23/23 05:14:46] sam has dealt Wolf a Critical Strike! 4 days, 14:08:37 is added to Wolf's clock.
[06/23/23 13:33:34] sam stole Matthew's level 71 ring while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 68 ring behind, which Matthew then takes.
[06/23/23 18:10:47] Neil, freeboson, and solarsparq [2109/2355] have team battled Lord255, sam, and Kritzefitz [2517/2800] and lost! 0 days, 04:22:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/23 02:06:23] n0ssh, pfoley, and unicron [1934/2059] have team battled sam, d4n13L, and io [2174/2693] and lost! 1 day, 18:02:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/23 05:32:53] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:17:48 towards level 72.
[06/26/23 06:19:03] sam [834/972] has challenged Luca [126/569] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:42:30 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/26/23 07:14:36] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:10:01 towards level 72.
[06/27/23 15:34:32] Succulents [142/256] has challenged sam [614/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to Succulents's clock.
[06/28/23 14:18:35] dbx12 [264/757] has come upon sam [437/972] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:41:22 is added to dbx12's clock.
[06/29/23 18:22:00] sam, Reilly, and CornFly [1873/2811] have team battled Khorne, gradator, and pyre [1516/2508] and won! 3 days, 09:32:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/23 03:57:47] TheSilentLink [772/939] has come upon sam [330/972] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:27:26 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[06/30/23 13:21:23] sam ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:19:08 from level 72.
[07/01/23 00:51:37] sam, Zed_Spiker, and StalkR [1934/2430] have team battled el, tomgus1, and adamus1red [425/2214] and won! 0 days, 00:36:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/23 14:15:41] TimeWarp, sam, and Tenedos [1375/2328] have team battled _sh, RussellB, and Acolarh [808/2973] and won! 0 days, 18:01:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/23 19:07:07] ion, "\@_, sam, and allo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/23 10:21:17] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:53:49 towards level 72.
[07/02/23 13:05:56] JigmeDatse [609/806] has come upon sam [958/972] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:50:13 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[07/03/23 02:51:31] sam [723/972] has come upon damyan [136/766] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:20:13 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/03/23 06:10:46] Claire [22/38] has challenged sam [424/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to Claire's clock.
[07/03/23 07:16:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 6 days, 15:13:53 toward level 72.
[07/04/23 00:07:48] sam [775/972] has challenged Drin [666/895] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:39:32 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/04/23 06:33:09] Zed_Spiker [458/550] has come upon sam [501/972] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:34:47 is added to Zed_Spiker's clock.
[07/04/23 12:43:37] pwae, ChowderKeg, and kevkev [1853/2077] have team battled sam, SirNeo, and Crazycatlady [2242/2575] and lost! 0 days, 12:04:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/23 17:28:10] sam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:25 towards level 72.
[07/07/23 18:29:08] sam [919/972] has challenged sky [818/959] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:54 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/08/23 06:59:26] theZoMBiE [241/577] has come upon sam [610/972] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:56:46 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[07/08/23 08:32:26] Koffa [258/697] has challenged sam [11/972] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:29:26 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[07/08/23 16:04:27] sam was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:01:59 from level 72.
[07/09/23 03:31:13] sam was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:34:43 from level 72.
[07/09/23 23:41:38] sam [862/972] has challenged soltys [845/1031] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:14:32 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/10/23 16:09:09] sam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:22 towards level 72.
[07/10/23 16:39:49] sam, jaxson, and ZOTTA [1769/2394] have team battled el, HeavyPodda, and eising [2166/2384] and lost! 0 days, 03:32:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/23 13:57:20] sam [705/972] has challenged zifnab06 [258/600] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:46:56 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/11/23 13:57:20] sam has dealt zifnab06 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 09:04:27 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[07/14/23 01:56:48] sam [667/972] has challenged noex [373/499] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:47:41 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/14/23 05:57:44] MetaNova [352/735] has challenged sam [43/972] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:18:12 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[07/14/23 15:59:29] gideonstar [349/380] has challenged sam [316/972] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:14:53 is removed from gideonstar's clock.
[07/14/23 20:34:27] tswsl, sam, and TheSilentLink [2125/2662] have team battled ukleinek, zbe, and gusto [104/2560] and won! 0 days, 15:58:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/23 07:03:26] freeboson [674/1005] has challenged sam [15/972] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:21:43 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[07/15/23 13:04:46] yano [490/814] has challenged sam [388/972] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:11:42 is removed from yano's clock.
[07/15/23 18:57:18] sam [420/972] has come upon bananaboat [517/1026] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:48:11 is added to sam's clock.
[07/17/23 13:01:27] sam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:18:08 towards level 73.
[07/18/23 17:11:20] sam [310/972] has come upon jjasghar [701/1052] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:27:37 is added to sam's clock.
[07/21/23 22:32:42] misha, freeboson, and aqsd [274/2657] have team battled Covid-19, slim, and sam [1706/2654] and lost! 1 day, 03:34:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/23 12:04:31] sam [565/972] has come upon HellSpawn [560/1105] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:13:26 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/25/23 04:14:36] sam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:43:57 towards level 73.
[07/25/23 17:08:38] sam stole Asara's level 72 ring while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 71 ring behind, which Asara then takes.
[07/25/23 20:02:22] sam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:16:08 towards level 73.
[07/26/23 08:51:26] sam [885/972] has come upon freeboson [154/1005] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:49:21 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/26/23 09:17:48] style, Puff, and sam [1075/2284] have team battled ChowderKeg, gegenschein, and signofzeta [1146/2820] and lost! 3 days, 12:29:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/23 11:39:49] sam got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:19:03 from level 73.
[07/27/23 01:06:24] jacquesssss [60/421] has challenged sam [349/972] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:00:26 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[07/27/23 16:19:35] sam [582/972] has come upon Forud [361/1008] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:05:46 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/28/23 04:12:45] sam [608/972] has challenged cadfael [925/928] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:45:59 is added to sam's clock.
[07/29/23 06:19:43] arkie, Techman, and Wam [616/2690] have team battled scumola, Yarosh, and sam [52/2175] and won! 3 days, 13:38:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/23 20:55:16] sam stole buzel's level 199 weapon while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 163 weapon behind, which buzel then takes.
[07/30/23 07:12:49] sam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:46:07 towards level 73.
[07/31/23 03:56:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 7 days, 12:41:45 toward level 73.
[07/31/23 13:30:59] sam [31/1005] has challenged boscage [110/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:32:46 is added to sam's clock.
[08/01/23 09:14:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 2 days, 22:44:26 toward level 73.
[08/03/23 00:47:23] dwfreed, gildarts, and EddieT137 [2035/3080] have team battled MetaNova, yNos, and sam [1219/2620] and won! 0 days, 00:26:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/23 15:19:21] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:19:59 is added to their clock.
[08/04/23 08:04:04] sam was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:38 from level 73.
[08/04/23 08:20:38] sam [916/1005] has challenged mzumquadrat [403/479] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:02:12 is removed from sam's clock.
[08/04/23 16:50:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sam with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 21:20:21 from level 74.
[08/05/23 09:58:45] sam [142/1005] has challenged Arch [131/653] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:25:33 is removed from sam's clock.
[08/05/23 14:35:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 11 days, 17:39:16 toward level 74.
[08/05/23 19:06:45] ion, GRIZZLYMAN, and Aksej [2460/2511] have team battled sam, nya, and Misza [2331/3275] and won! 0 days, 04:44:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/23 05:03:10] Ecko [489/1017] has challenged sam [922/1010] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:15:03 is added to Ecko's clock.
[08/07/23 04:31:01] t3chn0, sam, Nysdar, and elf have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/23 09:45:10] sam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:39:34 towards level 74.
[08/08/23 18:23:48] jacob1 [684/872] has challenged sam [988/1010] in combat and lost! 7 days, 07:38:12 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/08/23 21:22:11] "\@_, RussellB, and Lnk [2372/2873] have team battled Drin, sam, and Chuck [2486/2597] and lost! 8 days, 08:50:07 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/23 22:56:21] sam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:22:39 towards level 74.
[08/10/23 03:06:19] Zed_Spiker [277/756] has come upon sam [61/1010] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:02:21 is removed from Zed_Spiker's clock.
[08/10/23 21:08:28] sam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:02:43 towards level 74.
[08/11/23 13:22:56] sam was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:50:01 from level 74.
[08/11/23 19:58:43] _sh, HeavyPodda, and sam [1128/2961] have team battled Carl, tmberg, and yano [1731/2724] and lost! 1 day, 00:19:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/23 11:38:30] tsr [8/821] has challenged sam [962/1010] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:25:54 is added to tsr's clock.
[08/13/23 11:33:41] sam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:59:56 towards level 74.
[08/14/23 12:30:01] d4n13L [42/620] has challenged sam [869/1010] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:38:12 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[08/14/23 19:34:12] Zed_Spiker, sam, and bg [1678/2911] have team battled Wolf, Nuae, and confunctius [2214/2746] and lost! 1 day, 19:30:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/23 06:59:37] Zed_Spiker [669/827] has challenged sam [925/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:44:46 is added to Zed_Spiker's clock.
[08/16/23 17:22:20] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 20:34:03 is added to their clock.
[08/17/23 20:30:09] Sario, JamCow, and damyan [1395/2483] have team battled Nuae, sam, and BastelBot [432/2655] and won! 7 days, 11:45:27 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/23 10:11:27] sam [678/1010] has challenged io [724/1148] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:19:58 is added to sam's clock.
[08/20/23 06:29:10] nawcom [908/950] has come upon sam [730/1010] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 14:00:03 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[08/21/23 15:16:33] sam [982/1010] has come upon idleneutral [17/644] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:04:08 is removed from sam's clock.
[08/21/23 18:29:46] sam [853/1010] has challenged kinus [649/815] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:38:44 is removed from sam's clock.
[08/22/23 08:04:46] nya [413/1178] has challenged sam [427/1010] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:38:12 is added to nya's clock.
[08/24/23 06:36:05] sam [52/1010] has come upon hax404 [487/506] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:48:25 is added to sam's clock.
[08/24/23 19:26:05] GRIZZLYMAN [218/667] has come upon sam [206/1010] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:17:24 is removed from GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[08/25/23 00:44:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sam with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 03:55:39 from level 74.
[08/25/23 14:58:14] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:41:29 towards level 74.
[08/25/23 15:41:58] jacob1 [50/904] has come upon sam [336/1010] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:02:33 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/27/23 06:02:21] jayvee [113/694] has challenged sam [273/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:40 is added to jayvee's clock.
[08/27/23 10:06:41] sam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:10:32 towards level 74.
[08/28/23 07:50:41] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:47:12 towards level 74.
[08/30/23 02:00:16] sam, jacob1, and anarcat [523/3138] have team battled talisein, SirNeo, and linear [513/2040] and won! 0 days, 11:04:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/23 09:27:48] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:03:56 is added to their clock.
[08/31/23 00:02:33] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:42:47 towards level 74.
[08/31/23 00:13:30] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:42:29 towards level 74.
[09/01/23 08:33:21] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 13:18:35 is added to their clock.
[09/02/23 00:36:20] sam fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:36:53 from level 74.
[09/03/23 14:33:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 5 days, 18:50:37 toward level 74.
[09/03/23 15:45:29] d4n13L [298/631] has challenged sam [657/1010] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:15:50 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[09/04/23 17:05:09] mordac [9/660] has come upon sam [367/1010] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:39:38 is added to mordac's clock.
[09/05/23 03:10:43] sam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:55 towards level 74.
[09/05/23 15:52:54] sam [625/1010] has come upon ukleinek [112/771] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:56:29 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/05/23 19:01:04] GilbertErik [136/809] has come upon sam [145/1010] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:51:20 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[09/05/23 20:37:47] EddieT137 [311/1091] has challenged sam [955/1010] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:38:12 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[09/06/23 02:03:28] sam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:12 towards level 74.
[09/06/23 05:45:24] sam ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:11 from level 74.
[09/06/23 19:16:24] BastelBot, slim, and sam [1305/2728] have team battled tmberg, RussellB, and KindOne [2472/2591] and lost! 0 days, 04:06:27 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/23 22:07:58] sam invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:38 towards level 74.
[09/07/23 08:01:57] sam broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:33 from level 74.
[09/07/23 11:31:36] sam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:43 towards level 74.
[09/07/23 18:30:21] sam [935/1010] has challenged sc [238/1107] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:31:01 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/07/23 21:01:42] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sam with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 02:39:58 from level 75.
[09/08/23 01:08:44] sam got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:20:42 towards level 75.
[09/08/23 04:31:48] sam [147/1010] has come upon sky [8/964] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:22:40 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/08/23 22:50:19] Carl, V, and shikhin [1601/2704] have team battled damyan, RussellB, and sam [2390/2753] and lost! 0 days, 12:11:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/23 23:18:28] sam [607/1010] has challenged SirNeo [293/773] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:44:55 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/09/23 03:00:30] sam bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:57:09 from level 75.
[09/09/23 17:33:07] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 00:26:54 is added to their clock.
[09/10/23 03:20:22] CornFly, sam, and bobvador [2910/3026] have team battled Sario, enteral, and bookworm [1152/2458] and won! 1 day, 10:18:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/23 12:44:59] TheSilentLink, Fenrik, and sam [1310/3181] have team battled zifnab06, Omega, and coolchris [1154/1961] and won! 0 days, 11:34:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/23 22:11:13] sam learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:27:09 towards level 75.
[09/12/23 02:41:51] OobSaco [105/289] has challenged sam [510/1010] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to OobSaco's clock.
[09/13/23 23:47:12] sam [614/1010] has come upon arkie [423/682] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:33:23 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/14/23 06:09:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 8 days, 05:58:01 toward level 75.
[09/15/23 14:18:05] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:15:19 towards level 75.
[09/16/23 05:46:13] enteral [609/1024] has come upon sam [800/1010] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:43 is added to enteral's clock.
[09/16/23 13:29:06] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:37:13 towards level 75.
[09/16/23 19:25:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 7 days, 02:10:01 toward level 75.
[09/17/23 00:16:37] Bolded [89/998] has come upon sam [49/1010] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:21:27 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[09/17/23 09:47:47] sam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:17:21 towards level 75.
[09/17/23 19:05:13] sam was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:41:40 from level 75.
[09/18/23 05:11:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sam with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 02:48:16 from level 75.
[09/18/23 09:45:05] sam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:40 towards level 75.
[09/19/23 20:57:03] sam [699/1010] has come upon philipp__ [97/436] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:11:48 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/20/23 20:06:33] sam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:26:56 towards level 75.
[09/20/23 23:38:51] sam [318/1010] has come upon Aksej [817/945] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:51:44 is added to sam's clock.
[09/21/23 09:07:49] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:05:59 towards level 75.
[09/21/23 14:08:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 9 days, 17:30:45 toward level 75.
[09/21/23 19:50:06] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:06 towards level 75.
[09/22/23 00:40:39] sam [557/1010] has come upon Blohsh [316/449] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:42:59 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/23/23 05:01:14] sam [502/1010] has come upon jayvee [400/696] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:25:36 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/23/23 23:53:35] sam [486/1010] has challenged brycec [289/1314] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:54:21 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/24/23 04:35:41] sam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:50:35 towards level 76.
[09/26/23 08:23:32] sam [928/1010] has challenged TheSilentLink [433/964] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:12:21 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/26/23 08:23:32] In the fierce battle, TheSilentLink dropped their level 65 pair of gloves! sam picks it up, tossing their old level 56 pair of gloves to TheSilentLink.
[09/28/23 05:45:36] sam [982/1018] has come upon shikhin [158/811] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:28:07 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/28/23 06:41:01] sam fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! sam's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/30/23 00:41:41] ter0 [253/535] has challenged sam [286/1003] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to ter0's clock.
[09/30/23 11:30:22] sam, Khorne, idlegood, and EddieT137 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/23 00:46:54] Puff, Drin, and Chuck [481/2490] have team battled Forud, bg, and sam [85/3114] and won! 1 day, 13:08:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/23 01:39:27] sam invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:56:50 towards level 76.
[10/02/23 04:17:53] sam learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:12:33 towards level 76.
[10/03/23 15:04:18] Acolarh [592/814] has challenged sam [63/1003] in combat and won! 14 days, 11:45:20 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[10/03/23 19:05:16] sam [219/1003] has challenged alephnull [452/760] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:44:55 is added to sam's clock.
[10/04/23 22:56:19] sam, spex, and nowz [916/2611] have team battled Tangles, heisenbug, and pwae [924/2518] and lost! 3 days, 05:53:34 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/23 23:17:36] sam [647/1003] has challenged Lenny_ [940/1076] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:30:25 is added to sam's clock.
[10/07/23 21:26:46] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:32:20 towards level 76.
[10/08/23 01:02:24] sam [543/1003] has come upon Drin [472/1093] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:03:14 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/08/23 04:10:00] JamCow [596/985] has come upon sam [51/1003] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:41:11 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[10/08/23 06:04:01] CodeB, bfft, and sam [963/2706] have team battled StalkR, sc, and Lenny_ [631/3205] and won! 0 days, 02:35:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/23 02:37:56] sam has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:44:21 from level 76.
[10/11/23 18:14:38] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:43:59 towards level 76.
[10/12/23 17:55:57] sam [797/1003] has challenged Kody [263/449] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:11:48 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/13/23 16:36:46] sam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:38 towards level 76.
[10/14/23 03:49:06] Wam [276/1082] has challenged sam [873/1003] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:38:12 is added to Wam's clock.
[10/14/23 07:38:16] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:32 towards level 76.
[10/14/23 21:31:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 1 day, 00:41:09 toward level 76.
[10/14/23 21:49:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 4 days, 08:40:51 toward level 76.
[10/15/23 04:41:03] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:04 towards level 76.
[10/15/23 13:11:38] rawgreaze [999/1010] has challenged sam [524/1003] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:09:38 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[10/16/23 05:38:28] sam [872/1003] has challenged tswsl [34/718] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:28:24 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/16/23 15:17:46] sam [362/1003] has challenged pfoley [949/1100] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:01:26 is added to sam's clock.
[10/17/23 17:24:11] sam [21/1003] has challenged jacquesssss [33/423] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:58:05 is added to sam's clock.
[10/18/23 03:04:04] sam [762/1003] has come upon Gorek [703/1043] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 06:58:11 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/18/23 15:58:05] sam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:08:56 towards level 77.
[10/19/23 03:51:51] blobdog [361/456] has come upon sam [477/1003] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:45:50 is added to blobdog's clock.
[10/19/23 03:56:02] LFC [63/335] has come upon sam [849/1003] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:06:01 is added to LFC's clock.
[10/20/23 07:11:49] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:38:10 towards level 77.
[10/21/23 11:38:51] sam was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:36:49 from level 77.
[10/22/23 04:12:13] sam invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:09:34 towards level 77.
[10/22/23 20:18:15] hax404, cornfeedhobo, and canton7 [993/2092] have team battled cadfael, sam, and Nysdar [2206/2713] and lost! 0 days, 10:10:30 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/23 21:00:01] Lord255, sam, and Nysdar [1963/2715] have team battled eising, Thorael, and tsr [582/2379] and won! 7 days, 08:56:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/23 22:08:59] sky, bfft, and tass [1009/2756] have team battled sam, pfoley, and Forud [1420/3122] and lost! 0 days, 00:58:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/23 04:59:35] Silvanus_Betrium [299/1089] has challenged sam [959/1003] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:58:49 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[10/24/23 02:38:01] sam, hdm, dbx12, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/23 07:39:50] sam had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:22:39 from level 77.
[10/27/23 07:41:30] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:06:29 towards level 77.
[10/27/23 10:23:48] pfoley [1047/1100] has challenged sam [278/1003] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:30:11 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[10/28/23 19:48:13] sam saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:40:02 from level 77.
[10/29/23 18:06:15] jacob1, bfft, and sam [2422/2840] have team battled Cockatrice, Xenthys, and Pinkman [31/2689] and won! 6 days, 13:23:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/23 20:13:30] insidesources [424/444] has challenged sam [733/1003] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to insidesources's clock.
[10/31/23 11:22:37] Russell [959/1092] has come upon sam [827/1003] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:15:16 is removed from Russell's clock.
[11/01/23 19:25:22] sam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:05:11 towards level 77.
[11/01/23 20:13:43] xarvatium [70/243] has challenged sam [610/1003] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to xarvatium's clock.
[11/03/23 09:40:58] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 19:33:11 is added to their clock.
[11/03/23 14:05:35] sam [339/1003] has challenged Matthew [377/607] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:48:59 is added to sam's clock.
[11/04/23 10:10:46] sam [1/1003] has challenged gusto [524/701] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:35:35 is added to sam's clock.
[11/04/23 10:47:33] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 10:21:01 is added to their clock.
[11/05/23 12:17:25] t3chn0 [415/1010] has challenged sam [85/1003] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:06:21 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[11/05/23 15:43:43] sam, idleevil, and GilbertErik [1954/2730] have team battled Faradome, Lnk, and pwae [1668/2014] and won! 2 days, 08:23:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/23 00:20:17] HeavyPodda [530/949] has challenged sam [284/1003] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:06:11 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/09/23 03:48:45] DividedByZero, Wolf, and Fenrik [1502/2329] have team battled Lnk, sam, and Affliction [985/2438] and won! 0 days, 01:36:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/23 23:28:03] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:25:02 towards level 77.
[11/11/23 19:33:48] scumola, sam, and Omega [444/2706] have team battled Matthew, cfjk, and vegadark [172/2626] and won! 4 days, 11:38:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/23 15:33:48] sam [698/1003] has come upon Susumurata [75/740] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:41:15 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/12/23 22:44:45] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:11:45 towards level 77.
[11/13/23 15:15:46] sam was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:52:39 from level 77.
[11/14/23 08:48:08] sam EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:29:40 from level 77.
[11/14/23 22:12:33] sam [892/1003] has challenged Yarosh [275/544] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:07:33 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/16/23 09:20:51] sam [510/1003] has challenged jacob1 [197/891] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:54:59 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/17/23 22:16:22] sam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:38:04 towards level 77.
[11/18/23 04:33:57] Paganel [480/787] has challenged sam [458/1003] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:53:42 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[11/19/23 00:04:10] sam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:46:51 towards level 77.
[11/20/23 17:01:53] ptrspt [8/481] has challenged sam [418/1003] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to ptrspt's clock.
[11/20/23 22:49:31] sam [541/1003] has challenged vegadark [143/933] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:36:15 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/21/23 10:52:24] adamus1red [356/966] has challenged sam [272/1003] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:26:51 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[11/21/23 14:13:59] dodecahedron, gildarts, and boscage [435/1886] have team battled Destruia, sam, and solarsparq [858/2515] and lost! 0 days, 09:56:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/23 19:34:05] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:10 towards level 77.
[11/21/23 22:54:07] sam [401/1003] has come upon Minus [234/945] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:29:52 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/22/23 20:44:49] sam was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:09:52 from level 77.
[11/23/23 03:35:20] laama, Ecko, and ahmubashshir [1017/2436] have team battled gusto, adamus1red, and sam [2100/2670] and lost! 8 days, 09:45:09 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/23 09:19:22] sam, olsner, and DrinkyBird [2628/3174] have team battled shikhin, gideonstar, and CompanionCube [1187/2179] and won! 0 days, 19:26:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/23 16:10:52] sam [2/1012] has challenged kevkev [144/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:57:54 is added to sam's clock.
[11/25/23 12:50:01] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:00 towards level 77.
[11/25/23 13:00:24] sam [457/1012] has come upon happymeal [448/484] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:10:05 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/26/23 20:06:49] sam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:46 towards level 77.
[11/27/23 00:31:41] sam died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:04:09 from level 77.
[11/27/23 17:46:16] sam [236/1012] has come upon Koffa [127/983] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:32:18 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/28/23 03:31:30] Tangles [972/1010] has challenged sam [56/1012] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:43:05 is removed from Tangles's clock.
[11/28/23 18:43:14] pyre, tass, and brycec [392/2652] have team battled Tangles, sam, and Abe [2007/2558] and lost! 1 day, 18:45:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/23 01:43:02] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:14:54 is added to their clock.
[11/30/23 03:46:26] bird, apb, and Cirdan [2184/2774] have team battled olsner, sam, and Wolf [1822/2804] and won! 0 days, 12:53:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/23 22:51:20] sam [944/1012] has challenged buzel [279/834] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:03:49 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/30/23 23:50:16] bfft, Ungoliant, and bg [439/2812] have team battled Tangles, anarcat, and sam [778/3327] and lost! 0 days, 00:58:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/23 03:41:38] Platonides [198/863] has come upon sam [917/1012] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:26:10 is added to Platonides's clock.
[12/01/23 23:52:23] DrinkyBird [1227/1237] has challenged sam [416/1012] in combat and won! 14 days, 11:23:22 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/02/23 16:42:38] hdm, Destruia, and Varjatticus [788/2415] have team battled thornrag, sam, and pwae [2250/2465] and lost! 2 days, 02:56:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/23 19:07:21] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 14:40:02 is added to their clock.
[12/02/23 23:34:06] ToHellWithGA, vegadark, and Koffa [264/3166] have team battled sam, Celediel, and elf [1061/2616] and lost! 5 days, 15:01:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/23 01:03:58] sam [1008/1012] has challenged BastelBot [572/811] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:24:51 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/03/23 07:05:27] sam [465/1012] has challenged sky [661/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:55:10 is added to sam's clock.
[12/03/23 20:59:26] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:57:10 is added to their clock.
[12/05/23 09:33:42] sam has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:16:57 from level 77.
[12/07/23 13:36:37] Bluedog, sam, and Lilith [2185/2680] have team battled Nysdar, thornrag, and Pinkman [1019/2671] and won! 0 days, 22:02:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/23 22:35:38] Cirdan, alexlehm, and sam [310/3007] have team battled Crazycatlady, ZOTTA, and HeavyPodda [1659/3349] and lost! 1 day, 06:02:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/23 03:26:33] Crazycatlady [433/1130] has come upon sam [688/1012] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:09:17 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/09/23 03:12:07] sam [190/1012] has come upon kenyon [740/1212] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:41:03 is added to sam's clock.
[12/11/23 10:09:53] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:28 towards level 77.
[12/11/23 17:33:48] sam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:11 towards level 77.
[12/13/23 05:59:52] sam got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:49 towards level 77.
[12/13/23 16:15:43] pfoley, jayvee, and sam [380/2706] have team battled scumola, KingPimpCommand, and "\@_ [38/2295] and won! 0 days, 06:38:12 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/23 18:48:30] sam [624/1012] has challenged bfft [580/942] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:27:18 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/14/23 20:27:23] sam found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:42:42 towards level 78.
[12/14/23 23:15:24] Blohsh [5/462] has come upon sam [647/1012] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:25:15 is added to Blohsh's clock.
[12/15/23 10:31:19] sam, Ungoliant, and Cockatrice [1340/2674] have team battled ion, TheSilentLink, and gildarts [2189/2809] and lost! 2 days, 03:27:35 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/23 18:33:28] Drin [956/1125] has challenged sam [789/1012] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:12:30 is removed from Drin's clock.
[12/17/23 22:34:27] sam [338/1012] has challenged CompanionCube [175/565] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:58:40 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/18/23 02:53:56] sam, slim, and eising [537/2836] have team battled Russell, bobvador, and unicron [2838/3060] and lost! 1 day, 17:55:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/23 20:26:15] Gorek, sam, and grangerstranger [970/2499] have team battled freeboson, DontEvenPeek, and bg [67/3010] and won! 0 days, 13:58:04 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/23 01:41:14] sam [24/1012] has challenged bfft [639/942] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:23:17 is added to sam's clock.
[12/19/23 02:59:02] sam, KingPimpCommand, and adamus1red [347/2563] have team battled TheSilentLink, LetMeKnow, and "\@_ [2088/2562] and lost! 1 day, 00:56:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/23 00:36:01] sam [319/1012] has come upon ChowderKeg [376/575] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:20:29 is added to sam's clock.
[12/20/23 07:56:23] sam [93/1012] has come upon io [813/1169] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:22:53 is added to sam's clock.
[12/20/23 10:07:23] sam [412/1012] has come upon alephnull [648/803] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:09:00 is added to sam's clock.
[12/21/23 20:10:58] sam [179/1012] has come upon Drin [472/1125] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:50:48 is added to sam's clock.
[12/22/23 03:01:34] DividedByZero [262/384] has challenged sam [365/1012] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:37:41 is added to DividedByZero's clock.
[12/22/23 18:26:14] sam [898/1012] has come upon popey [61/972] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:05:18 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/24/23 14:20:51] tass [268/690] has challenged sam [309/1012] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:09:48 is added to tass's clock.
[12/25/23 00:34:39] sam died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:25:11 from level 78.
[12/26/23 13:56:15] sam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:59:40 towards level 78.
[12/26/23 16:00:40] pwae [374/826] has come upon sam [143/1012] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 04:53:49 is removed from pwae's clock.
[12/27/23 02:10:15] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 13:14:59 is added to their clock.
[12/28/23 20:05:51] grangerstranger [490/512] has challenged sam [975/1004] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:46 is added to grangerstranger's clock.
[12/29/23 03:13:12] CornFly [156/985] has challenged sam [262/1004] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:00:01 is added to CornFly's clock.
[12/29/23 19:51:16] sam got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:03:40 towards level 78.
[12/30/23 04:57:32] sam EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:34:05 from level 78.
[12/30/23 19:35:26] sam got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:43:28 from level 78.
[12/31/23 04:33:02] Sario [469/991] has challenged sam [509/1004] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:52:49 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/31/23 07:57:13] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 04:24:57 is added to their clock.
[01/03/24 18:39:20] sam, Sario, and DividedByZero [398/2450] have team battled "\@_, heisenbug, and Puff [2106/2717] and lost! 0 days, 12:58:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/24 19:39:02] KindOne [254/473] has challenged sam [252/1004] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:17:15 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[01/04/24 07:07:45] sam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:38:35 towards level 78.
[01/06/24 02:54:00] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:43:12 towards level 78.
[01/06/24 03:22:55] Ecko [465/955] has come upon sam [864/1004] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 01:05:12 is added to Ecko's clock.
[01/09/24 11:29:08] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:06:49 towards level 78.
[01/10/24 03:20:05] sam [152/1004] has challenged Dex [202/328] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:53:26 is added to sam's clock.
[01/12/24 03:13:41] sam learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:55:45 towards level 78.
[01/12/24 10:34:15] sam [456/1004] has challenged Forud [862/1062] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:35:21 is added to sam's clock.
[01/13/24 08:39:31] idleevil [7/930] has challenged sam [757/1004] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:01:52 is added to idleevil's clock.
[01/13/24 16:21:52] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 05:33:26 is added to their clock.
[01/13/24 18:30:54] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:15:54 towards level 78.
[01/14/24 13:18:48] sam EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:06:38 from level 78.
[01/14/24 18:21:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sam with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 09:06:48 from level 78.
[01/15/24 02:27:28] rawgreaze, OobSaco, and sam [1152/2716] have team battled sky, bg, and n0ssh [138/2738] and won! 1 day, 04:38:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/24 05:46:40] zifnab06, kzootech, and io [2396/2580] have team battled sam, Paganel, and muirrum [1245/2392] and won! 0 days, 03:05:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/24 08:02:34] sam [923/1004] has challenged signofzeta [345/1136] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:27:36 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/17/24 10:03:51] sam was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:35:44 from level 78.
[01/18/24 15:11:31] sam [273/1004] has come upon Abe [94/632] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:38:15 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/18/24 16:54:31] RanTanRan, Abe, and sam [482/1984] have team battled ponzu, Xenthys, and RussellB [1507/2226] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/24 00:45:19] yang [262/452] has come upon sam [317/1004] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:49:39 is added to yang's clock.
[01/21/24 23:32:03] Misza, fstrelok, and Bolded [86/2910] have team battled sam, Fyrgor, and kenyon [1574/2535] and lost! 0 days, 09:30:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/24 05:38:51] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 05:13:43 is added to their clock.
[01/22/24 20:41:58] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:11:34 towards level 78.
[01/23/24 15:42:50] Camembert [380/391] has challenged sam [27/1004] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:59:34 is removed from Camembert's clock.
[01/23/24 15:42:50] In the fierce battle, sam dropped their level 72 helm! Camembert picks it up, tossing their old level 47 helm to sam.
[01/24/24 00:42:28] Stevland [1010/1068] has challenged sam [679/981] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:26:59 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[01/24/24 07:44:13] theZoMBiE [315/569] has challenged sam [564/981] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:39:54 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/24/24 15:46:12] sam [144/991] has challenged nya [464/734] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:22:57 is added to sam's clock.
[01/25/24 05:49:39] sam [744/991] has challenged vegadark [311/935] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:17:29 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/25/24 09:53:37] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:19:02 towards level 78.
[01/25/24 11:40:07] sam invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:50:50 towards level 78.
[01/25/24 22:03:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 7 days, 19:30:09 toward level 78.
[01/26/24 14:43:47] sam got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:04:01 towards level 78.
[01/28/24 10:56:25] sam [18/991] has come upon TimeWarp [661/807] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:38:21 is added to sam's clock.
[01/29/24 14:10:42] sam stole Bluedog's level 49 helm while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 47 helm behind, which Bluedog then takes.
[01/30/24 12:22:12] sam [187/993] has challenged sc [694/1199] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:12:26 is added to sam's clock.
[01/30/24 17:28:49] sam [537/993] has come upon pwae [360/835] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:05:54 is removed from sam's clock.
[01/31/24 06:11:00] sam saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:18:05 from level 78.
[01/31/24 19:52:12] sam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:53:54 towards level 78.
[02/01/24 06:46:59] sam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:32:58 from level 78.
[02/01/24 12:34:58] sam [614/993] has challenged gideonstar [84/846] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:35:39 is removed from sam's clock.
[02/03/24 09:24:24] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:02:28 towards level 78.
[02/04/24 09:28:07] freeboson [82/1037] has come upon sam [830/993] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:09:37 is added to freeboson's clock.
[02/04/24 11:24:51] Kody [244/477] has come upon sam [383/993] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:56:44 is added to Kody's clock.
[02/04/24 13:57:06] Wolf, popey, and ToHellWithGA [4/3217] have team battled d4n13L, sam, and Kritzefitz [849/2815] and lost! 3 days, 16:04:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/24 19:35:02] sam was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:55:49 from level 78.
[02/04/24 19:56:22] sam bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:05:11 from level 78.
[02/05/24 13:04:55] sam, Yarosh, and jacob1 [2275/2451] have team battled chadgpt, mordac, and misha [1686/2150] and won! 2 days, 05:06:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/24 18:00:20] Stevland [294/1073] has challenged sam [389/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:54 is added to Stevland's clock.
[02/06/24 00:01:50] Omega [339/1120] has challenged sam [313/993] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:17:39 is removed from Omega's clock.
[02/08/24 03:02:34] adamus1red, Nuae, and d4n13L [1604/2518] have team battled sky, IFireflyl, and sam [2487/2725] and lost! 0 days, 21:58:30 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/24 04:03:04] Fraiyr [47/280] has challenged sam [263/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Fraiyr's clock.
[02/09/24 21:25:39] scumola [110/666] has challenged sam [939/993] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:27:45 is added to scumola's clock.
[02/10/24 07:28:11] sam [550/993] has challenged nowz [133/639] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:50:42 is removed from sam's clock.
[02/10/24 07:28:11] sam has dealt nowz a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:08:43 is added to nowz's clock.
[02/10/24 07:47:04] sam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:01:19 towards level 78.
[02/10/24 09:28:39] sam [283/993] has challenged Neil [576/804] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:04:41 is added to sam's clock.
[02/12/24 04:34:56] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:05:28 towards level 78.
[02/12/24 21:39:16] sam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:23:17 towards level 78.
[02/13/24 01:18:26] sam fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:16:18 from level 78.
[02/13/24 01:30:29] PanamaCity3003 [49/345] has challenged sam [248/993] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to PanamaCity3003's clock.
[02/13/24 02:38:18] drahthaar [363/914] has come upon sam [312/993] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 11:49:02 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[02/13/24 05:14:38] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:32:36 towards level 78.
[02/13/24 08:53:28] sam [572/993] has come upon eroc1990 [463/822] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:33:03 is removed from sam's clock.
[02/13/24 21:24:51] jayvee, vegadark, and CompanionCube [1883/2202] have team battled sam, Bluedog, and anarcat [849/3193] and won! 7 days, 19:23:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/24 20:21:34] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 17:01:40 is added to their clock.
[02/17/24 00:57:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 6 days, 07:47:05 toward level 78.
[02/17/24 09:09:37] sam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:00 towards level 78.
[02/17/24 10:10:51] elf [440/772] has challenged sam [190/993] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:31:00 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/17/24 10:10:51] In the fierce battle, sam dropped their level 58 shield! elf picks it up, tossing their old level 29 shield to sam.
[02/18/24 01:49:13] sam died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:00:10 from level 78.
[02/18/24 08:59:10] sam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:26 towards level 78.
[02/18/24 10:18:44] noex, vegadark, and Gangsterish [310/2521] have team battled sam, Puff, and zbe [907/2987] and lost! 1 day, 03:56:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/24 03:11:15] Kachin [821/1053] has come upon sam [552/967] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:22:49 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[02/19/24 06:51:50] rtfm, freeboson, and scornn [836/1872] have team battled sam, PanamaCity3003, and rawgreaze [498/2457] and won! 0 days, 00:45:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/24 19:21:39] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:27:05 is added to their clock.
[02/20/24 01:35:28] sam [642/967] has come upon Drin [329/1098] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:35:32 is removed from sam's clock.
[02/20/24 12:31:01] mute, Kritzefitz, and sam [2155/2494] have team battled mordac, Wam, and Chuck [1009/2746] and won! 0 days, 12:32:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/24 18:51:53] Kayn [351/548] has challenged sam [211/967] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:42:52 is removed from Kayn's clock.
[02/21/24 07:20:51] _sh [640/1052] has come upon sam [83/967] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 04:05:05 is removed from _sh's clock.
[02/21/24 22:34:48] Cirdan [606/1064] has challenged sam [750/967] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:21:31 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[02/23/24 04:32:07] sam [649/967] has come upon Carl [112/913] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:59:11 is removed from sam's clock.
[02/23/24 09:49:01] sam got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:29:35 towards level 78.
[02/23/24 12:05:58] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:39 towards level 78.
[02/24/24 04:41:56] sco1 [154/546] has challenged sam [551/967] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to sco1's clock.
[02/24/24 13:33:26] sam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:17 towards level 78.
[02/24/24 14:11:38] Blohsh [346/554] has come upon sam [161/967] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:38:57 is removed from Blohsh's clock.
[02/25/24 23:01:28] Fraiyr [186/320] has come upon sam [581/967] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:59:36 is added to Fraiyr's clock.
[02/26/24 18:53:07] sam [170/967] has come upon TimWolla [561/1049] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:43:13 is added to sam's clock.
[02/28/24 05:52:14] sam found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:43 towards level 78.
[02/28/24 07:08:12] sam stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:47 towards level 78.
[02/28/24 07:33:50] hax404 [641/649] has challenged sam [711/967] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:33:37 is added to hax404's clock.
[02/28/24 08:49:33] sam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:39 towards level 78.
[02/29/24 08:00:10] sam, Khorne, and scumola [655/2637] have team battled anarcat, nowz, and Puff [1243/2680] and lost! 0 days, 04:11:16 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/24 17:08:39] sam [917/967] has challenged Zed_Spiker [677/1085] in combat and won! 9 days, 16:27:04 is removed from sam's clock.
[03/01/24 19:18:02] sam [470/967] has challenged t3chn0 [70/1035] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:09:07 is removed from sam's clock.
[03/02/24 01:59:47] sam learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:41:44 towards level 79.
[03/02/24 02:10:39] Kritzefitz, HeavyPodda, and Asara [902/3039] have team battled sam, idlegood, and Kurenai [1967/2508] and lost! 7 days, 14:51:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/24 03:34:39] sam [646/967] has come upon scumola [130/686] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:48:38 is removed from sam's clock.
[03/03/24 08:07:49] CornFly, Butch, and t3chn0 [2062/2342] have team battled sam, BlueJay, and Kritzefitz [1219/3040] and won! 0 days, 10:05:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/24 20:48:54] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:03:40 towards level 79.
[03/06/24 00:01:35] sam lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:23:52 from level 79.
[03/07/24 00:19:25] Wilson [121/552] has challenged sam [464/967] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Wilson's clock.
[03/07/24 07:39:53] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:24:26 towards level 79.
[03/08/24 12:09:49] sam was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:43:00 from level 79.
[03/09/24 03:15:11] noex, sam, and heisenbug [1607/2252] have team battled DojShadow, tass, and EddieT137 [1465/2202] and won! 0 days, 12:19:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/24 10:21:57] hax404, sam, and KyloRen [1418/2035] have team battled TimeWarp, HeavyPodda, and Mat [2626/2716] and lost! 1 day, 05:49:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/24 00:45:18] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:05:48 towards level 79.
[03/10/24 01:35:08] DojShadow, Wolf, and Mat [951/2249] have team battled sam, DrinkyBird, and "\@_ [1164/3120] and lost! 0 days, 07:54:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/24 13:44:33] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:01:02 is added to their clock.
[03/12/24 05:53:59] sam was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:04:27 from level 79.
[03/12/24 15:22:03] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:11:27 towards level 79.
[03/13/24 00:51:57] sam [291/967] has come upon washclof [71/1175] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:37:48 is removed from sam's clock.
[03/13/24 21:33:54] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:03:30 towards level 79.
[03/15/24 06:06:52] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:04:50 towards level 79.
[03/16/24 01:22:28] misha [451/921] has challenged sam [257/967] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:27:09 is removed from misha's clock.
[03/17/24 05:29:39] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:53 towards level 79.
[03/17/24 12:23:28] misha, bird, and eising [1644/2159] have team battled Techman, Misza, and sam [2119/3041] and lost! 0 days, 20:30:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/24 17:44:06] sam left their weapon out in the rain to rust! sam's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/18/24 03:13:33] sam, pastly, and dwfreed [1838/2650] have team battled Dex, hdm, and Cockatrice [305/2582] and won! 1 day, 22:45:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/24 20:38:53] sam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:07 towards level 79.
[03/19/24 02:54:12] sam reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sam's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/24 14:14:33] sam stole io's level 141 shield while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 31 shield behind, which io then takes.
[03/19/24 15:00:33] KyloRen, Soulwhisper, and kzootech [1546/1556] have team battled n0ssh, Wam, and sam [290/2880] and won! 0 days, 08:01:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/24 15:36:23] sam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:39 towards level 79.
[03/20/24 22:42:46] spex [336/1192] has come upon sam [78/1050] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 23:19:08 is removed from spex's clock.
[03/21/24 11:44:59] Lilith [289/951] has come upon sam [1029/1050] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:42:33 is added to Lilith's clock.
[03/24/24 04:31:42] sam learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:29 towards level 79.
[03/24/24 08:52:52] damyan, sam, DontEvenPeek, and _sh have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/24 17:29:08] sam [671/1050] has challenged particleflux [249/541] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:39:18 is removed from sam's clock.
[03/24/24 18:57:19] sam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:43:18 towards level 80.
[03/26/24 02:47:59] sam, yNos, and VonToutCourt [1605/3667] have team battled JackyB, heisenbug, and kzootech [2003/2332] and lost! 0 days, 19:15:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/24 05:57:37] sam got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:42:53 from level 80.
[03/29/24 00:22:18] sam [232/1050] has come upon fork [425/600] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:39:55 is added to sam's clock.
[03/29/24 05:29:07] sam [853/1050] has come upon Wolf [739/954] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 01:57:43 is removed from sam's clock.
[03/30/24 05:39:39] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:39:48 towards level 80.
[03/30/24 17:57:04] ion, fstrelok, and sam [241/2788] have team battled vegadark, RussellB, and Nehi [525/2315] and lost! 7 days, 06:00:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/24 02:56:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 5 days, 13:31:22 toward level 80.
[03/31/24 04:43:09] shikhin, sam, and VonToutCourt [1205/3650] have team battled freeboson, DrinkyBird, and gusto [3149/3155] and lost! 4 days, 10:09:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/24 19:26:08] sam [114/1050] has come upon Ancalagon [201/667] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:11:41 is added to sam's clock.
[04/01/24 03:17:04] sam [522/1050] has come upon dyvonna [115/905] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:26:07 is removed from sam's clock.
[04/01/24 15:33:07] sam [618/1050] has challenged xikeon [244/290] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:56:35 is removed from sam's clock.
[04/02/24 19:40:39] aqsd [594/803] has challenged sam [201/1050] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:44:07 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[04/04/24 09:47:56] sam [695/1050] has come upon nowz [309/680] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:29:33 is removed from sam's clock.
[04/04/24 12:43:14] sam ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:24:03 from level 80.
[04/06/24 20:30:15] Nuae [470/925] has come upon sam [397/1050] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:47:43 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[04/08/24 00:03:04] sam found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:06:45 towards level 80.
[04/08/24 09:44:50] elf [162/853] has challenged sam [497/1050] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:19:13 is added to elf's clock.
[04/08/24 15:18:39] sco1 [336/549] has come upon sam [849/1050] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:53:12 is added to sco1's clock.
[04/09/24 19:16:50] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:27:28 towards level 80.
[04/09/24 21:47:42] sam was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:43:10 from level 80.
[04/10/24 19:20:18] sam [142/1050] has come upon Tangles [773/1051] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:32:31 is added to sam's clock.
[04/11/24 12:38:49] sam [433/1050] has challenged washclof [435/1478] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:17:57 is added to sam's clock.
[04/12/24 18:13:05] Celediel, KyloRen, and heisenbug [1218/1846] have team battled sam, TimeWarp, and d4n13L [415/2553] and won! 2 days, 10:46:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/24 18:02:19] signofzeta [17/1152] has come upon sam [378/1050] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:27:39 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[04/14/24 23:23:47] sam was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:22:53 from level 80.
[04/15/24 03:47:35] sam [196/1050] has come upon eising [439/844] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:06:49 is added to sam's clock.
[04/15/24 10:03:20] sam [247/1050] has challenged Cirdan [899/1112] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:41:45 is added to sam's clock.
[04/15/24 13:04:07] sam [56/1050] has challenged Cirdan [867/1112] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:49:03 is added to sam's clock.
[04/16/24 02:00:44] sam [791/1050] has come upon bsleep [448/631] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:48:15 is removed from sam's clock.
[04/16/24 04:58:03] sam [742/1050] has come upon Neil [840/843] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:35:01 is added to sam's clock.
[04/16/24 10:10:17] sam was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:57:51 from level 80.
[04/17/24 16:13:29] sam [79/1050] has come upon dyvonna [567/905] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:30:03 is added to sam's clock.
[04/18/24 16:05:46] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:12:59 towards level 80.
[04/20/24 08:14:04] sam fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:08:46 from level 80.
[04/20/24 13:35:37] sam [142/1050] has challenged jacob1 [754/877] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:45:13 is added to sam's clock.
[04/21/24 09:35:13] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:23:37 towards level 80.
[04/22/24 16:02:11] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:50:07 is added to their clock.
[04/23/24 00:46:04] sam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:10:54 towards level 80.
[04/23/24 11:46:29] sam [735/1050] has come upon ToHellWithGA [656/1301] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:15:30 is removed from sam's clock.
[04/24/24 06:59:17] crysis [405/977] has challenged sam [303/1050] in combat and won! 8 days, 08:05:40 is removed from crysis's clock.
[04/25/24 13:48:03] sam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:43:53 towards level 80.
[04/25/24 15:46:37] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:37:21 towards level 80.
[04/26/24 09:14:51] sam, eroc1990, and DrinkyBird [226/3099] have team battled Sombra, popey, and kenyon [1646/3305] and lost! 1 day, 08:52:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/24 19:45:38] SSLbits [578/924] has challenged sam [892/1050] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:43:13 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[04/26/24 21:47:59] muirrum, hax404, and adamus1red [1592/2139] have team battled yNos, yang, and sam [1177/2779] and won! 0 days, 01:00:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/24 01:12:46] scumola, sam, and anarcat [2338/3072] have team battled jacob1, GRIZZLYMAN, and SirBummelz [686/2476] and won! 0 days, 18:50:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/24 09:48:14] sam invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:42:54 towards level 80.
[04/28/24 13:24:15] sam learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:13:33 towards level 80.
[04/29/24 04:53:31] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:45:22 is added to their clock.
[04/29/24 14:48:18] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:42:30 towards level 80.
[04/30/24 02:00:14] sam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:58:27 from level 80.
[04/30/24 22:52:06] dbx12, boscage, and cfjk [737/2606] have team battled Carl, sam, and Sombra [3016/3205] and lost! 4 days, 02:09:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/24 05:51:05] Zaratustra, Lord255, and sam [544/2804] have team battled Celediel, Yarosh, and CompanionCube [624/1851] and lost! 6 days, 21:12:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/24 12:45:36] Nehi, KyloRen, and sam [741/2017] have team battled hugga, Bluedog, and Cockatrice [647/2798] and won! 0 days, 23:16:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/24 00:00:48] sam walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:59:10 from level 80.
[05/03/24 19:09:56] sam [914/1050] has come upon kevkev [51/565] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:55:58 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/04/24 17:58:25] signofzeta [684/1152] has come upon sam [776/1050] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:48:25 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[05/04/24 18:44:58] sam reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sam's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/06/24 23:33:29] Koffa, sam, and bot [1796/2400] have team battled Drin, tomhek, and Kayn [660/2953] and won! 0 days, 00:22:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/24 01:36:43] sam got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:51:15 towards level 80.
[05/09/24 09:57:49] TimWolla, EddieT137, and Ankhers [992/2922] have team battled idleneutral, MELOONi, and sam [304/2901] and won! 0 days, 09:14:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/24 05:47:22] sam [1055/1062] has come upon jaxson [795/920] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:28:38 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/12/24 09:21:52] sam set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:13:39 from level 80.
[05/14/24 10:00:18] sam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:17:20 towards level 80.
[05/14/24 19:22:39] sam died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:33:53 from level 80.
[05/15/24 06:45:45] sam, Affliction, and gegenschein [1288/2352] have team battled alephnull, kenyon, and wowbagger [185/2615] and won! 1 day, 20:47:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/24 17:02:56] sam lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:06:27 from level 80.
[05/20/24 23:34:46] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:36:38 towards level 80.
[05/22/24 01:32:09] helmi77 [111/195] has challenged sam [975/1062] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to helmi77's clock.
[05/22/24 12:54:31] Ecko [909/1006] has come upon sam [758/1062] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:23:25 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[05/22/24 16:10:26] sam was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:09:39 from level 80.
[05/23/24 07:03:14] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:14:41 is added to their clock.
[05/23/24 11:35:17] pants, DontEvenPeek, and sam [608/3319] have team battled Lord255, Drkmirror, and _sh [1253/2701] and lost! 0 days, 14:48:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/24 05:37:36] sam [1006/1062] has come upon blobdog [575/725] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:59:50 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/26/24 01:29:31] sam [1050/1062] has come upon damyan [340/801] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:37:26 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/26/24 11:23:07] Lilith [334/996] has challenged sam [930/1062] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:18:16 is added to Lilith's clock.
[05/27/24 06:28:17] sam [426/1062] has challenged ion [379/881] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:46:25 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/28/24 07:17:06] hiod [26/685] has challenged sam [849/1062] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:24:17 is added to hiod's clock.
[05/28/24 23:11:31] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:28 towards level 80.
[05/29/24 04:02:20] Asara, tmberg, and Kritzefitz [1162/2934] have team battled gryphus, DontEvenPeek, and sam [330/2312] and won! 5 days, 14:26:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/24 09:37:44] fork, catte, and bookworm [525/2161] have team battled sam, Ecko, and nya [281/2885] and won! 0 days, 04:45:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/24 14:34:01] sam [469/1062] has come upon Tenorman [224/783] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:11:32 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/29/24 19:19:50] sam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:09 towards level 80.
[05/29/24 21:48:02] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:22:13 is added to their clock.
[05/30/24 23:38:09] sam [569/1062] has come upon particleflux [486/541] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:13 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/31/24 09:28:43] sam [884/1062] has challenged pastly [383/640] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:10:16 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/01/24 14:56:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 40 days, 04:37:03 toward level 81.
[06/01/24 18:23:58] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 14:08:59 is added to their clock.
[06/01/24 21:03:36] Zaratustra [412/607] has challenged sam [812/1062] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:02:27 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/03/24 01:35:46] hdm, scumola, and hugga [392/2800] have team battled sam, Ancalagon, and Puff [2563/2575] and lost! 10 days, 17:05:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/24 03:37:27] CrashOverride [2/784] has come upon sam [229/1062] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:45:57 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[06/03/24 15:21:46] sam [121/1062] has come upon Celediel [67/646] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:07:36 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/03/24 20:50:17] sam [681/1062] has come upon solarsparq [63/814] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:27:49 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/04/24 22:46:16] sam [219/1062] has come upon V [1016/1170] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:13:17 is added to sam's clock.
[06/05/24 01:32:33] sam [150/1062] has come upon muirrum [5/567] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:10:02 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/05/24 17:27:46] Tangles [229/1051] has challenged sam [579/1062] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:55 is added to Tangles's clock.
[06/06/24 06:06:55] sam [615/1062] has come upon damyan [694/1015] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:15:04 is added to sam's clock.
[06/07/24 01:52:38] sam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:51:17 towards level 81.
[06/07/24 01:58:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 4 days, 00:10:48 toward level 81.
[06/07/24 15:46:04] wille, RussellB, and signofzeta [2072/2640] have team battled sam, Fehu, and ahmubashshir [692/2299] and won! 2 days, 13:03:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/24 03:44:09] MadMan [209/588] has challenged sam [928/1062] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:49 is added to MadMan's clock.
[06/08/24 17:03:13] sam [284/1062] has come upon pastly [79/645] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:20:12 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/08/24 18:48:24] freeboson [473/1054] has challenged sam [132/1062] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:37:53 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[06/09/24 00:13:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 1 day, 04:43:28 toward level 81.
[06/09/24 07:15:23] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:49:22 is added to their clock.
[06/09/24 22:20:33] sam [966/1062] has come upon SSLbits [353/904] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:08:06 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/10/24 03:30:49] sam [783/1062] has challenged Tangles [919/1051] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:33:37 is added to sam's clock.
[06/10/24 19:52:54] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 12:47:13 towards level 82.
[06/11/24 04:18:22] sam [1057/1062] has come upon tsr [791/1050] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 01:50:43 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/11/24 04:31:43] Garg, sam, and soltys [2748/2813] have team battled SSLbits, kenyon, and Dex [2594/2770] and won! 1 day, 20:49:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/24 05:05:45] catte [454/513] has challenged sam [524/1062] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:21:41 is added to catte's clock.
[06/11/24 06:28:00] sam stole brycec's level 62 helm while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 49 helm behind, which brycec then takes.
[06/11/24 12:11:30] Fehu, Malvolio, and catte [1400/1728] have team battled blobdog, h00k, and sam [25/2356] and won! 0 days, 23:31:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/24 13:43:07] ialokin [64/294] has challenged sam [985/1074] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to ialokin's clock.
[06/12/24 20:18:35] sam ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:20:04 from level 82.
[06/15/24 00:31:53] sam was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:51:19 from level 82.
[06/15/24 04:48:42] sam [527/1074] has come upon buzel [583/673] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 22:50:39 is added to sam's clock.
[06/15/24 08:51:15] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 05:18:54 is added to their clock.
[06/15/24 17:42:05] sam got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:17:53 from level 82.
[06/18/24 07:43:53] sam [435/1074] has come upon Ankhers [453/859] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:53:26 is added to sam's clock.
[06/19/24 16:22:01] Stevland, sam, and Wam [570/3373] have team battled MELOONi, rawgreaze, and VonToutCourt [1213/3487] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/24 09:13:51] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:23:27 towards level 82.
[06/20/24 12:46:59] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:44:36 towards level 82.
[06/21/24 07:18:14] sam slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sam's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/22/24 04:06:14] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 01:23:48 is added to their clock.
[06/23/24 13:27:52] sam, Tangles, and heisenbug [1128/2707] have team battled zbe, Kachin, and gradator [2993/3305] and lost! 6 days, 22:41:43 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/24 09:54:33] Fehu [304/606] has come upon sam [942/1070] and been defeated in combat! 19 days, 15:05:00 is added to Fehu's clock.
[06/24/24 10:23:46] Fehu [14/606] has come upon sam [698/1070] and been defeated in combat! 21 days, 18:50:56 is added to Fehu's clock.
[06/24/24 12:56:38] sam [1018/1070] has come upon fstrelok [770/898] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 07:05:23 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/24/24 18:24:19] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:15:58 towards level 82.
[06/26/24 07:32:47] elf, allo, and SSLbits [1065/2743] have team battled Fischmiep, pastly, and sam [755/2181] and won! 2 days, 18:24:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/24 14:01:41] Pricey [490/495] has come upon sam [746/1070] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:54:57 is added to Pricey's clock.
[06/27/24 01:29:00] _sh [120/1085] has challenged sam [259/1070] in combat and lost! 9 days, 08:52:49 is added to _sh's clock.
[06/28/24 00:17:20] sam saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:54:11 from level 82.
[06/28/24 10:13:04] xanax [200/237] has challenged sam [201/1070] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to xanax's clock.
[06/29/24 04:23:20] sam [405/1070] has come upon damyan [728/1015] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:34:13 is added to sam's clock.
[06/30/24 00:28:07] sam fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! sam's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/30/24 20:01:16] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 08:49:27 is added to their clock.
[07/02/24 07:47:38] AMNeSia [113/197] has challenged sam [898/1055] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:25 is added to AMNeSia's clock.
[07/02/24 07:48:44] Fischmiep, philipp__, and sam [1250/2030] have team battled scumola, heisenbug, and nya [556/2332] and won! 1 day, 11:32:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/24 08:16:59] hetz [0/15] has challenged sam [189/1055] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to hetz's clock.
[07/02/24 13:01:53] freeboson, Blohsh, and JigmeDatse [2015/2453] have team battled sam, Cockatrice, and CornFly [469/2986] and won! 0 days, 07:31:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/24 15:39:57] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 17:24:29 is added to their clock.
[07/04/24 21:54:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 41 days, 18:13:58 toward level 82.
[07/05/24 13:02:23] sam [895/1055] has come upon TheSilentLink [533/1128] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:01:07 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/06/24 03:58:54] sam [684/1055] has challenged StalkR [391/1288] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:44:22 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/06/24 17:46:05] Ekilez [24/41] has challenged sam [51/1055] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to Ekilez's clock.
[07/06/24 17:55:13] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:34:47 is added to their clock.
[07/06/24 19:04:47] Pinkman [66/981] has come upon sam [476/1055] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:42:40 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[07/06/24 22:37:06] jacquesssss [268/470] has come upon sam [163/1055] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:37:18 is removed from jacquesssss's clock.
[07/07/24 18:23:10] theZoMBiE, dwfreed, and Kody [1262/2591] have team battled kptr, sam, and idleevil [1866/3027] and lost! 0 days, 13:03:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/24 18:23:50] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:26:23 towards level 82.
[07/08/24 03:11:43] sam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:28:25 towards level 82.
[07/08/24 07:11:27] sam [985/1055] has challenged idlebot [92/1549] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:04:35 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/08/24 09:28:40] nya, buzel, and sam [2178/2545] have team battled Wolf, Fenrik, and yano [13/3409] and won! 2 days, 02:00:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/24 21:25:46] sam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:02:50 towards level 82.
[07/09/24 03:17:21] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:10 towards level 82.
[07/09/24 18:26:19] scornn, Forud, and tmberg [2998/3116] have team battled Brocker, sam, and canton7 [2104/3047] and won! 1 day, 15:29:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/24 03:27:37] hugga [54/936] has come upon sam [537/1055] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:23:01 is added to hugga's clock.
[07/11/24 04:59:11] crack [190/252] has challenged sam [630/1055] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to crack's clock.
[07/12/24 10:28:03] brycec, hdm, and MELOONi [2613/3562] have team battled "\@_, sam, and Jens [2609/2984] and won! 1 day, 19:15:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/24 17:14:23] sam, Nuae, Stevland, and thornrag have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/13/24 04:19:00] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:04 towards level 82.
[07/13/24 07:58:31] sam [879/1078] has come upon yNos [304/1213] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:34:45 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/13/24 09:32:50] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:28 towards level 82.
[07/13/24 16:48:07] sam [583/1078] has challenged Kody [621/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:12:04 is added to sam's clock.
[07/14/24 09:01:06] sam [465/1079] has challenged mordac [973/981] in combat and lost! 8 days, 18:45:50 is added to sam's clock.
[07/14/24 10:52:13] kinus, BastelBot, and "\@_ [1679/2553] have team battled bg, sam, and Mat [1434/3059] and won! 1 day, 08:26:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/24 07:00:43] sam stole tomhek's level 42 charm while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 41 charm behind, which tomhek then takes.
[07/15/24 07:57:30] Acolarh, TheSilentLink, Ankhers, and sam have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/24 18:39:12] tass [604/822] has come upon sam [668/1080] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:40:33 is added to tass's clock.
[07/18/24 22:40:22] Kody [673/828] has come upon sam [1001/1080] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:02:05 is added to Kody's clock.
[07/18/24 22:58:53] signofzeta [217/1152] has come upon sam [526/1080] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:45:15 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[07/19/24 16:13:03] sam got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:53:35 towards level 83.
[07/20/24 12:33:29] sam [57/1080] has challenged heisenbug [168/808] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:12:20 is added to sam's clock.
[07/21/24 02:12:57] ChowderKeg, sam, and V [1782/2815] have team battled _sh, Ravenloft, and Kayn [840/2124] and won! 4 days, 05:25:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/24 08:08:52] edo [26/35] has challenged sam [1056/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:36 is added to edo's clock.
[07/21/24 13:39:49] particleflux [534/556] has challenged sam [404/1080] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:07:41 is removed from particleflux's clock.
[07/23/24 00:47:32] sam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:48:54 towards level 83.
[07/24/24 10:59:20] edo [79/313] has challenged sam [643/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to edo's clock.
[07/25/24 16:34:50] sam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:58:44 towards level 83.
[07/25/24 21:17:47] zbe, HeavyPodda, and Daikojun [1911/3147] have team battled sam, Kayn, and StalkR [2230/3013] and lost! 0 days, 09:37:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/24 19:59:04] sam invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:23:53 towards level 83.
[07/28/24 04:39:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 34 days, 10:15:54 toward level 83.
[07/28/24 05:47:36] ToeCheese [232/249] has challenged sam [669/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to ToeCheese's clock.
[07/29/24 19:45:07] koyaan [43/291] has come upon sam [815/1080] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:22 is added to koyaan's clock.
[07/30/24 13:32:30] sam was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:18:36 from level 83.
[07/30/24 14:30:14] sam [899/1080] has come upon SirBummelz [474/914] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:57:27 is removed from sam's clock.
[08/01/24 02:22:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 12 days, 17:23:53 toward level 83.
[08/01/24 07:48:05] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:35 towards level 83.
[08/01/24 16:00:36] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:36:00 is added to their clock.
[08/01/24 21:44:01] sam learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:53:19 towards level 83.
[08/01/24 22:12:33] koyaan [293/299] has challenged sam [559/1080] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to koyaan's clock.
[08/04/24 17:48:26] sam [15/1092] has come upon Daikojun [292/697] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:02:35 is added to sam's clock.
[08/05/24 10:12:41] spex [760/1243] has challenged sam [300/1092] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:50:40 is removed from spex's clock.
[08/05/24 19:15:03] sam [1079/1092] has challenged bg [685/1074] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:06:55 is removed from sam's clock.
[08/09/24 14:33:23] CrashOverride, Techman, and thatmint [2222/2564] have team battled sam, dyvonna, and crack [1509/2146] and won! 9 days, 10:44:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/24 23:20:25] tsr [767/1072] has come upon sam [1016/1092] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to tsr's clock.
[08/11/24 13:03:28] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:46:48 is added to their clock.
[08/12/24 14:30:10] sam, Thorael, and vegadark [2894/2981] have team battled yang, yNos, and dwfreed [1376/2772] and won! 0 days, 23:23:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/24 09:37:46] Ravenloft [112/406] has challenged sam [103/1092] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:45:25 is removed from Ravenloft's clock.
[08/14/24 07:09:32] sam [640/1092] has challenged Kody [438/828] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:56:02 is removed from sam's clock.
[08/15/24 08:24:36] sam was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:22:46 from level 83.
[08/15/24 12:56:39] sam lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:39:19 from level 83.
[08/16/24 02:29:28] sam [705/1092] has come upon Aksej [721/1121] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:46 is added to sam's clock.
[08/16/24 07:39:57] sam [648/1104] has challenged Kayn [38/657] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:15:04 is removed from sam's clock.
[08/16/24 09:16:37] tomhek [1181/1195] has come upon sam [905/1104] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:38:05 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[08/16/24 22:24:49] sam [194/1104] has come upon KindOne [366/511] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:48:01 is added to sam's clock.
[08/17/24 09:38:39] jacquesssss [52/470] has come upon sam [496/1104] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:47:40 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[08/18/24 14:05:01] sam [1068/1104] has come upon bsleep [493/630] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 16:41:59 is removed from sam's clock.
[08/19/24 16:51:36] sam [855/1104] has come upon jaxson [967/1017] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:48:08 is added to sam's clock.
[08/21/24 05:39:07] unicron, bookworm, and Celediel [1547/2732] have team battled sam, gradator, and "\@_ [1388/2773] and won! 3 days, 01:49:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/24 02:45:27] Daikojun, sc, and Wolf [2620/2813] have team battled DividedByZero, Thorael, and sam [379/2813] and won! 1 day, 14:02:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/24 15:51:53] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:12:26 towards level 84.
[08/23/24 09:42:42] hax404, elf, and Kody [1825/2312] have team battled sam, solarsparq, and cfjk [2632/2890] and lost! 1 day, 20:48:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/24 02:30:29] sam, brycec, and Mat [1699/3259] have team battled scumola, t3chn0, and heisenbug [77/2587] and won! 0 days, 16:26:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/24 10:30:58] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:28:36 towards level 84.
[08/24/24 21:40:43] sam [93/1104] has come upon sco1 [554/582] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:49:51 is added to sam's clock.
[08/25/24 01:51:12] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 23:15:42 is added to their clock.
[08/25/24 03:40:47] sam got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:53:18 towards level 84.
[08/25/24 18:18:24] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 08:19:23 is added to their clock.
[08/26/24 04:25:48] pwae, sam, Affliction, and thornrag have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/24 23:04:20] nax_ [75/190] has challenged sam [1042/1104] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to nax_'s clock.
[08/27/24 07:03:51] DividedByZero, cfjk, and sam [672/2931] have team battled ColonelPanic001, Drin, and BastelBot [1604/2833] and lost! 4 days, 01:36:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/24 12:29:43] sam was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:44:01 towards level 84.
[08/29/24 15:30:58] sam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:11:45 towards level 84.
[08/29/24 21:50:03] sam [770/1104] has challenged CornFly [560/1031] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:05:33 is removed from sam's clock.
[08/29/24 21:50:03] sam has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:19:26 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/30/24 15:42:11] sam broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:19:36 from level 84.
[09/01/24 07:28:25] sam invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:04:06 towards level 84.
[09/01/24 16:08:22] Lnk [859/1147] has challenged sam [265/1104] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:12:08 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[09/03/24 03:38:24] DojShadow [447/698] has come upon sam [344/1104] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:54:04 is removed from DojShadow's clock.
[09/03/24 13:28:05] sam [62/1104] has come upon Wolf [752/966] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:18:35 is added to sam's clock.
[09/04/24 01:53:50] canton7 [822/894] has come upon sam [271/1104] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:05:10 is removed from canton7's clock.
[09/04/24 17:41:10] sam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:36:27 towards level 84.
[09/05/24 04:21:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sam with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 18:10:06 from level 84.
[09/05/24 10:33:22] sam [958/1104] has challenged Kody [483/828] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:09:48 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/06/24 00:28:58] sam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:57:35 towards level 84.
[09/06/24 00:52:34] sam [833/1104] has come upon sky [492/666] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:18:07 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/06/24 04:38:23] sam [4/1104] has challenged Kachin [289/1038] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:04:25 is added to sam's clock.
[09/09/24 00:27:21] Faradome, sam, and t3chn0 [1965/2806] have team battled chadgpt, jacob1, and StalkR [1885/2675] and won! 0 days, 07:20:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/24 15:31:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sam with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 14:00:20 from level 84.
[09/12/24 10:11:26] sam [146/1104] has come upon particleflux [183/568] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:16:11 is added to sam's clock.
[09/12/24 17:03:43] sam [1098/1104] has come upon tomhek [936/1012] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:50:17 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/13/24 03:24:49] sam [151/1104] has challenged muirrum [10/663] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:04:38 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/13/24 03:24:49] sam has dealt muirrum a Critical Strike! 9 days, 01:23:09 is added to muirrum's clock.
[09/13/24 09:14:20] sam, Lnk, and slim [753/3577] have team battled Diogenes, Fritzl, and tomhek [52/1513] and won! 0 days, 22:00:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/24 21:58:44] sam invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:58 towards level 84.
[09/15/24 05:54:03] sam burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sam's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/15/24 06:36:07] sam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:34 towards level 84.
[09/15/24 17:28:29] sam fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! sam's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/16/24 02:44:44] rawgreaze [129/1186] has challenged sam [742/1082] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:20:47 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[09/16/24 19:55:40] sam [310/1082] has challenged Techman [443/760] in combat and lost! 9 days, 18:34:03 is added to sam's clock.
[09/16/24 22:51:23] kinus, sam, and bobvador [2571/2937] have team battled idleevil, Garg, and BenDover [1752/2297] and won! 6 days, 01:35:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/24 17:48:39] apb, Ka, and Paganel [921/2304] have team battled sam, chadgpt, and heisenbug [1145/2459] and lost! 5 days, 00:10:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/24 20:00:04] chadgpt, DrinkyBird, and sam [1996/2862] have team battled Zed_Spiker, shikhin, and BenDover [770/2803] and won! 4 days, 01:41:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/24 23:24:10] sam has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:08:05 from level 85.
[09/18/24 00:40:12] Affliction, scumola, and BastelBot [1504/2186] have team battled dxrt, sam, and root [833/1797] and won! 1 day, 17:04:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/24 08:59:59] idlegood [556/774] has challenged sam [828/1082] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:57:32 is added to idlegood's clock.
[09/18/24 19:56:27] gryphus [307/417] has challenged sam [957/1082] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:09:21 is added to gryphus's clock.
[09/19/24 13:56:41] jabuxas, el, and Omega [659/2661] have team battled dots, alexlehm, and sam [514/2304] and won! 0 days, 18:43:15 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/24 10:14:20] heisenbug [193/826] has challenged sam [233/1082] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:18:38 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[09/20/24 16:18:25] sam [1049/1082] has come upon Gorek [849/993] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 21:55:31 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/20/24 20:25:55] GilbertErik [324/1028] has come upon sam [532/1082] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 05:35:45 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[09/21/24 05:10:26] V [754/1216] has come upon sam [313/1082] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 02:45:46 is removed from V's clock.
[09/22/24 18:30:01] KindOne [83/516] has challenged sam [615/1082] in combat and lost! 7 days, 06:33:17 is added to KindOne's clock.
[09/23/24 08:33:56] sam [841/1082] has challenged ponzu [433/551] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:50:07 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/23/24 13:02:53] Anahi'i [27/189] has challenged sam [445/1082] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:33 is added to Anahi'i's clock.
[09/25/24 01:18:41] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:07:22 towards level 85.
[09/29/24 08:40:56] sam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:42:52 towards level 85.
[09/29/24 15:22:12] sam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:42:08 towards level 85.
[10/01/24 07:26:47] sam [491/1082] has challenged gildarts [626/913] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:56:12 is added to sam's clock.
[10/01/24 13:11:50] sam [177/1082] has come upon aqsd [421/582] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:14:02 is added to sam's clock.
[10/02/24 00:56:27] sam ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:56:39 from level 85.
[10/02/24 14:19:21] hugga, yano, and OobSaco [2759/2994] have team battled sam, Lord255, and Malvolio [2567/3106] and won! 2 days, 00:48:36 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/24 02:49:54] unicron, buzel, and \dev\ice [2838/2978] have team battled tswsl, Celediel, and sam [1589/2384] and won! 1 day, 15:45:42 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/24 21:10:57] canton7 [559/894] has come upon sam [278/1082] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:48:56 is removed from canton7's clock.
[10/07/24 06:21:36] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 04:02:45 is added to their clock.
[10/07/24 12:49:31] root [78/387] has challenged sam [521/1082] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:54:31 is added to root's clock.
[10/07/24 18:12:27] edo [166/437] has come upon sam [912/1082] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:45:21 is added to edo's clock.
[10/08/24 11:43:24] sam died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:03:32 from level 85.
[10/08/24 11:45:46] sam grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:48:00 towards level 85.
[10/08/24 21:09:32] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:40:50 towards level 85.
[10/09/24 03:21:59] pyre [421/1090] has come upon sam [494/1082] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:41:49 is added to pyre's clock.
[10/09/24 13:34:41] spawn [211/274] has challenged sam [591/1082] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to spawn's clock.
[10/10/24 15:19:04] sam, allo, and \dev\ice [1821/3293] have team battled caeli, Stevland, and signofzeta [1431/2942] and won! 1 day, 21:22:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/24 16:00:33] IFireflyl, StalkR, and sam [2070/3158] have team battled root, Kritzefitz, and CrashOverride [67/2351] and won! 6 days, 17:28:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/24 23:42:54] nax [371/691] has challenged sam [1042/1082] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:17:42 is added to nax's clock.
[10/14/24 01:05:26] sam [294/1082] has come upon shady [223/354] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:50:10 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/14/24 22:55:28] Sombra [727/1268] has challenged sam [545/1082] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:36:38 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[10/15/24 02:44:52] sam lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:08:58 from level 85.
[10/15/24 07:54:36] sam slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sam's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/16/24 03:42:12] gildarts, Garg, sam, and MELOONi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/16/24 03:45:10] zifnab06, dyvonna, and hugga [1456/2705] have team battled SSLbits, sam, and slim [2401/3390] and lost! 1 day, 00:10:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/24 12:58:47] sam [485/1078] has come upon KindOne [411/528] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:19:35 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/16/24 19:47:46] sam [866/1078] has come upon bg [645/1013] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:17:54 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/17/24 02:46:32] sam [823/1078] has come upon popey [1024/1088] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:59:29 is added to sam's clock.
[10/17/24 22:47:53] sam [426/1078] has come upon kevkev [391/979] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:50:52 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/19/24 16:25:44] sam set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:35:02 from level 85.
[10/19/24 18:08:52] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:03:34 towards level 85.
[10/19/24 18:32:14] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 20:12:37 is added to their clock.
[10/20/24 18:21:41] sam got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:09:51 from level 85.
[10/20/24 18:30:25] sam discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:05:59 towards level 85.
[10/21/24 04:39:00] sam [493/1078] has come upon xbill [141/610] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:51:08 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/21/24 10:08:41] rawgreaze, dxrt, and sparogy [217/2129] have team battled Blohsh, blobdog, and sam [587/2637] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/24 17:27:06] sam was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:03:06 from level 85.
[10/23/24 15:00:33] sam learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:12:46 from level 85.
[10/24/24 00:40:38] SSLbits, tomhek, and wowbagger [1421/3014] have team battled gusto, sam, and gradator [1099/2722] and won! 2 days, 22:19:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/24 03:10:02] sam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:56 towards level 85.
[10/24/24 10:41:26] sam [873/1078] has come upon canton7 [685/894] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:50:42 is removed from sam's clock.
[10/24/24 11:17:44] mdpv [154/385] has challenged sam [409/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:34:27 is added to mdpv's clock.
[10/24/24 23:16:43] zifnab06 [689/1065] has challenged sam [800/1078] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:31:26 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[10/25/24 06:01:36] sam [222/1078] has challenged gusto [757/859] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:55:29 is added to sam's clock.
[10/25/24 11:04:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sam 6 days, 22:16:35 toward level 85.
[10/25/24 17:50:18] sam fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:51:56 from level 85.
[10/26/24 00:30:02] ColonelPanic001, Drin, and sam [2197/2998] have team battled mordac, rawgreaze, and przt [1050/2517] and won! 0 days, 20:31:03 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/24 16:06:35] Lord255, Wolf, sam, and gusto have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/24 14:52:41] ColonelPanic001, idlegood, and Fritzl [445/2200] have team battled BeepBeepImAJeep, sam, and QxL [111/1864] and won! 0 days, 15:32:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/24 18:13:08] sam fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:49:44 from level 85.
[10/31/24 23:10:38] sam bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:08:42 towards level 85.
[11/01/24 08:45:52] przt, blobdog, and sam [1691/2183] have team battled Sombra, Wam, and untz [2340/2884] and lost! 0 days, 23:48:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/24 15:33:01] Drin, allo, and Yarosh [988/2601] have team battled slim, sam, and SirNeo [885/3407] and won! 3 days, 12:27:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/24 19:22:20] sam [346/1078] has come upon ToHellWithGA [1062/1332] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:44:57 is added to sam's clock.
[11/03/24 07:07:48] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 16:16:41 is added to their clock.
[11/03/24 23:56:42] przt, sam, and jayvee [1507/2441] have team battled alexlehm, Fritzl, and Reilly [1845/2236] and lost! 0 days, 21:03:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/24 04:38:58] edo, enteral, and Matthew [182/2126] have team battled sam, AbrahamLinksys, and Anahi'i [1166/1781] and lost! 2 days, 14:14:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/24 18:08:30] zuper [345/485] has challenged sam [495/1078] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:45:29 is added to zuper's clock.
[11/05/24 01:15:01] sam spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sam's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/05/24 12:13:35] chadgpt [309/569] has challenged sam [699/1064] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:59:06 is added to chadgpt's clock.
[11/06/24 08:59:35] Neil, koyaan, and bookworm [1130/2309] have team battled muirrum, alephnull, and sam [1712/2490] and lost! 0 days, 07:16:08 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/24 13:20:06] yano [293/1094] has challenged sam [247/1064] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:13:39 is removed from yano's clock.
[11/07/24 21:11:17] sam [633/1064] has come upon idleevil [323/1196] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:51:17 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/08/24 15:20:58] sam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:49:59 towards level 85.
[11/09/24 04:36:39] ToHellWithGA [1230/1332] has challenged sam [518/1064] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:01:29 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[11/09/24 16:46:20] TimWolla, sam, and Dex [1127/2919] have team battled benzo, Lnk, and apb [1542/2665] and lost! 0 days, 10:55:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/24 02:42:16] sam [263/1064] has challenged EddieT137 [491/1166] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:31:08 is added to sam's clock.
[11/10/24 21:35:28] sam [113/1064] has come upon Dex [515/945] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:07:47 is added to sam's clock.
[11/10/24 23:47:51] Dex [850/945] has challenged sam [550/1064] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:18:45 is removed from Dex's clock.
[11/11/24 04:36:03] Anahi'i [136/364] has come upon sam [920/1064] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:42:58 is added to Anahi'i's clock.
[11/11/24 12:18:22] sam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:07:21 towards level 85.
[11/11/24 14:28:39] sam stole _sh's level 57 charm while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 37 charm behind, which _sh then takes.
[11/12/24 03:55:04] zbe [826/1545] has challenged sam [448/1082] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:42 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/12/24 14:23:17] sam [556/1082] has come upon f0zk [46/610] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:10:42 is removed from sam's clock.
[11/15/24 23:30:12] sam [410/1082] has come upon Dex [738/945] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:55:23 is added to sam's clock.
[11/18/24 03:50:04] dots [242/594] has challenged sam [994/1082] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:57:43 is added to dots's clock.
[11/18/24 13:49:28] Artea [305/511] has come upon sam [485/1082] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:41 is added to Artea's clock.
[11/19/24 10:26:19] sam is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 21:11:08 is added to their clock.
[11/21/24 03:55:13] jra [643/694] has challenged sam [735/1082] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:39:07 is added to jra's clock.