Player Info
User: zbe
Class: Rock
Admin?: No
Level: 100
Next level: 27 days, 20:21:05
Status: Online
Host: zbe!~zbe@pleiades.zbe.bz
Account Created: Fri Jun 4 19:13:59 2021
Last login: Sat Sep 7 15:29:13 2024
Total time idled: 1263 days, 21:24:25
Current position: [404,12]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]
Map
Items
amulet: 159 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 291 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 42
gloves: 83
helm: 73 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 61
ring: 62 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 57
tunic: 101 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 469 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]
sum: 1398
Penalties
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 17 days, 10:11:41
part: None
quest: 24 days, 19:22:12
quit: 90 days, 20:12:02
total: 133 days, 01:45:55
Character Modifiers
[06/05/21 00:23:58] zbe [0/1] has challenged _sh [0/0] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:48 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/05/21 01:21:56] zbe [10/14] has challenged Psilocybe [1/12] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:28 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/05/21 01:37:37] vegadark [0/10] has challenged zbe [3/14] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/05/21 02:41:19] Phil [4/33] has challenged zbe [17/28] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Phil's clock.
[06/05/21 07:28:30] zbe [81/108] has challenged Psilocybe [33/85] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/05/21 19:40:58] elf [54/162] has challenged zbe [74/177] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to elf's clock.
[06/05/21 19:41:16] pfoley [21/36] has challenged zbe [5/177] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:17 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[06/06/21 02:20:27] zbe [59/190] has challenged bookworm [39/132] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:19 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/06/21 02:21:30] dnim [96/182] has challenged zbe [118/190] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to dnim's clock.
[06/06/21 07:09:35] zbe [114/206] has come upon Tenorman [11/131] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:18:04 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/06/21 11:09:40] zbe [43/223] has challenged Covid-19 [146/163] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/06/21 13:45:19] zbe [126/223] has come upon Theleveler [99/138] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:15:29 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/06/21 17:11:11] zbe [113/232] has challenged BMO [30/183] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/06/21 17:20:48] Destruia [59/211] has challenged zbe [5/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Destruia's clock.
[06/06/21 22:44:05] glguy, bobvador, and Svetland [35/555] have team battled pfoley, Kite, and zbe [114/639] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/21 23:31:20] zbe [191/255] has challenged starlink [128/164] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/07/21 06:52:17] zbe [176/261] has challenged Hirion [141/186] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/07/21 07:01:54] Destruia [132/247] has challenged zbe [143/261] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Destruia's clock.
[06/07/21 07:54:24] dave [128/234] has challenged zbe [33/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from dave's clock.
[06/07/21 13:41:04] Misza [18/215] has challenged zbe [50/261] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Misza's clock.
[06/07/21 15:23:47] zbe [192/272] has challenged DrinkyBird [137/189] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/07/21 16:15:40] szczot3k [200/201] has challenged zbe [250/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to szczot3k's clock.
[06/07/21 22:23:24] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:54 towards level 29.
[06/08/21 01:03:14] zbe [70/275] has challenged Amara [156/229] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/08/21 06:36:46] Ancalagon [137/290] has challenged zbe [57/275] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Ancalagon's clock.
[06/08/21 07:35:02] zbe has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:00 from level 30.
[06/08/21 14:47:09] zbe [57/275] has challenged caeli [241/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/08/21 20:11:45] zbe lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:24 from level 31.
[06/09/21 07:05:09] zbe [11/283] has challenged allo [257/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/09/21 09:55:42] zbe [175/283] has come upon anarcat [6/153] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:02:39 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/09/21 12:43:20] zbe [148/283] has come upon MightyDrv [11/159] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:46:32 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/09/21 23:01:32] zbe [274/314] has challenged nicole [22/143] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/10/21 02:28:35] Svetland [0/335] has challenged zbe [32/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Svetland's clock.
[06/10/21 08:56:57] Arch [82/216] has challenged zbe [37/314] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:02 is removed from Arch's clock.
[06/10/21 09:02:55] MadMan [206/244] has challenged zbe [75/314] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[06/10/21 16:55:54] zbe [188/324] has challenged style [0/1] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/11/21 12:33:00] zbe and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/21 13:38:00] zbe [306/324] has challenged dnim [15/348] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/12/21 13:28:06] zbe [6/324] has challenged CrashOverride [239/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/12/21 16:29:45] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:46 towards level 36.
[06/12/21 19:27:06] Finley [251/314] has challenged zbe [256/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Finley's clock.
[06/13/21 00:27:15] fattrat, zbe, and dwfreed [753/906] have team battled dave, Pici, and starlink [687/755] and won! 0 days, 00:50:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/21 12:01:45] zbe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:36 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 17:26:53] bobvador [252/332] has challenged zbe [38/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[06/13/21 17:36:26] zbe [237/350] has challenged Yarosh [172/260] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/13/21 22:14:25] Puff [94/283] has challenged zbe [112/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Puff's clock.
[06/14/21 04:27:05] Heisenberg, hdm, and nya [177/916] have team battled zbe, vectr0n, and adamus1red [660/939] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:49 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/21 18:09:08] Bishop [148/271] has challenged zbe [251/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Bishop's clock.
[06/14/21 22:24:14] tswsl, Theleveler, and mordac [338/1025] have team battled scornn, zbe, and CodeGeek [680/1018] and lost! 0 days, 03:39:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/21 23:18:44] gettu stole zbe's level 26 pair of boots while they were sleeping! gettu leaves their old level 22 pair of boots behind, which zbe then takes.
[06/15/21 01:45:05] zbe [245/346] has challenged Bkid [124/218] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:50 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/15/21 11:59:49] Bishop [55/274] has come upon zbe [303/346] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:39 is added to Bishop's clock.
[06/16/21 02:24:51] a [258/398] has challenged zbe [269/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to a's clock.
[06/16/21 02:28:42] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:17 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 14:04:17] zbe [39/346] has challenged brycec [185/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/17/21 11:49:36] bagels [139/186] has come upon zbe [4/346] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:20:39 is removed from bagels's clock.
[06/17/21 21:45:51] zankore [51/222] has challenged zbe [244/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to zankore's clock.
[06/18/21 06:11:12] kenyon [225/428] has challenged zbe [250/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/18/21 06:53:27] metadaemon [309/333] has challenged zbe [25/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from metadaemon's clock.
[06/18/21 08:16:03] Ankhers [270/298] has challenged zbe [166/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Ankhers's clock.
[06/18/21 15:13:38] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:53 towards level 39.
[06/18/21 15:50:52] zbe [119/346] has come upon Psilocybe [326/358] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:08 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/18/21 16:23:28] zbe [172/346] has challenged Oblomov [170/335] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/20/21 07:47:02] zbe [254/346] has come upon bg [153/224] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:42:31 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/20/21 08:04:17] zbe died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:23 from level 40.
[06/20/21 17:39:20] zbe [29/349] has challenged MELOONi [88/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/20/21 21:33:14] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:06 towards level 41.
[06/20/21 23:39:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 1 day, 07:10:01 toward level 41.
[06/21/21 00:01:54] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:39 towards level 41.
[06/21/21 00:30:22] edef [291/299] has challenged zbe [160/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:27 is removed from edef's clock.
[06/21/21 19:13:04] zbe burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zbe's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/22/21 00:06:54] zbe [119/345] has challenged nicole [165/264] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/23/21 04:57:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed zbe with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 04:12:52 from level 42.
[06/23/21 06:12:52] zbe [290/345] has come upon Forud [153/421] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:52:53 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/23/21 09:18:16] Affliction, MsYou, zbe, and A_Dragon have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/21 18:23:05] zbe and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/21 04:37:20] Paganel [127/329] has challenged zbe [133/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Paganel's clock.
[06/24/21 08:20:47] zbe [90/345] has come upon buyoq [43/233] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:58:10 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/24/21 17:04:30] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:18 towards level 42.
[06/25/21 09:42:41] zbe [54/380] has challenged nya [133/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/26/21 12:07:56] CrashOverride [110/446] has challenged zbe [22/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[06/27/21 12:17:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 0 days, 04:01:47 toward level 43.
[06/27/21 14:37:39] buzzzzz [15/414] has challenged zbe [333/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to buzzzzz's clock.
[06/29/21 00:33:41] zbe [0/380] has challenged meskio [66/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/29/21 15:00:16] zbe [173/380] has come upon bg [142/368] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:11:16 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/30/21 17:23:06] zbe died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:09 from level 44.
[06/30/21 19:14:25] zbe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:21 towards level 44.
[06/30/21 22:29:40] zbe [18/380] has come upon vegadark [94/367] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:43:17 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/01/21 15:44:21] zbe [318/380] has come upon jokajak [296/306] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:10:16 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/02/21 05:56:55] zbe ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:00:12 from level 44.
[07/02/21 11:34:26] misha [10/394] has challenged zbe [233/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to misha's clock.
[07/03/21 00:38:47] sid3windr, tsr, and nicole [1034/1167] have team battled xbill, ChowderKeg, and zbe [712/1270] and won! 0 days, 04:43:05 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/21 06:12:42] zbe [337/390] has challenged lightstalker [132/428] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/04/21 07:26:21] Paperclip [127/531] has challenged zbe [43/390] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[07/06/21 03:55:39] damyan, jjasghar, and Tenorman [296/987] have team battled soltys, zbe, and washclof [1025/1334] and lost! 0 days, 00:39:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/21 08:36:55] zbe was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:03 from level 45.
[07/07/21 13:28:19] zbe [250/420] has challenged Algernon [269/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/07/21 19:19:35] canton7 [57/424] has come upon zbe [92/420] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:36:32 is added to canton7's clock.
[07/08/21 00:12:20] zbe [361/420] has challenged ShinobiChileno [176/330] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:06:43 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/08/21 01:06:16] zbe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zbe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/21 08:36:02] megubyte [422/492] has come upon zbe [124/422] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:26:22 is removed from megubyte's clock.
[07/09/21 01:17:49] nicole, xbill, and zbe [589/1233] have team battled golgy, jacob1, and Asara [864/1328] and lost! 0 days, 13:04:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/21 12:58:31] washclof [351/499] has challenged zbe [63/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from washclof's clock.
[07/10/21 15:17:40] zbe and zankore have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/21 18:39:45] zbe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:08 towards level 46.
[07/11/21 00:24:35] sheu and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/21 06:59:12] Faradome [88/114] has challenged zbe [378/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to Faradome's clock.
[07/11/21 07:43:37] zbe set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:01:42 from level 46.
[07/11/21 11:57:10] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:57 towards level 46.
[07/11/21 16:04:21] Faradome stole zbe's level 32 weapon while they were sleeping! Faradome leaves their old level 17 weapon behind, which zbe then takes.
[07/12/21 20:34:43] zbe [239/437] has challenged kptr [247/435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/13/21 01:39:27] zbe [24/437] has challenged apb [171/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:09:47 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/13/21 14:42:23] adamus1red [84/405] has challenged zbe [120/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:15:32 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[07/13/21 15:12:15] zbe [62/437] has come upon Bluedog [404/410] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:59:46 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/14/21 07:26:36] zbe saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:13:17 from level 47.
[07/14/21 11:11:44] talisein, zbe, and megubyte [1391/1518] have team battled el, sky, and cremefresh [899/1244] and won! 0 days, 05:42:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/21 21:49:28] zbe [374/437] has challenged Pingerfowder [222/347] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:29:54 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/14/21 21:49:28] In the fierce battle, Pingerfowder dropped their level 45 amulet! zbe picks it up, tossing their old level 35 amulet to Pingerfowder.
[07/15/21 17:36:59] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:04 towards level 47.
[07/17/21 18:04:32] megubyte [402/503] has challenged zbe [179/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:16:57 is removed from megubyte's clock.
[07/18/21 10:38:14] zbe and mordac have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/21 14:19:06] Karen [209/371] has challenged zbe [359/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Karen's clock.
[07/20/21 03:53:23] zbe [357/448] has challenged Beefcan [12/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/20/21 12:19:03] zbe [73/448] has challenged Paperclip [329/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:31:26 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/20/21 20:30:40] golgy [177/435] has come upon zbe [20/448] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:22:18 is removed from golgy's clock.
[07/21/21 03:10:50] hockpa2e [388/424] has challenged zbe [335/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from hockpa2e's clock.
[07/21/21 16:35:51] zbe [409/448] has come upon bg [12/399] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:35:03 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/22/21 09:17:51] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:54 towards level 48.
[07/23/21 00:32:34] zbe [150/448] has challenged HellSpawn [228/264] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:09 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/23/21 04:48:59] Jens, zbe, Misza, and eggy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/21 23:01:49] Carl [72/331] has challenged zbe [221/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/25/21 09:10:35] zbe and laama have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/21 18:14:11] zbe [340/480] has challenged dwfreed [49/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/25/21 22:24:35] zbe ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:59:59 from level 49.
[07/26/21 07:54:53] zbe, Bluedog, and ToHellWithGA [263/1433] have team battled Jens, mrmonday, and nCrazed [240/1162] and won! 0 days, 01:49:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/21 11:24:05] zbe [187/480] has challenged DirtyVader [290/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:49:20 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/27/21 05:18:55] Iines [203/529] has challenged zbe [9/480] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Iines's clock.
[07/27/21 11:29:24] Tenedos [24/489] has challenged zbe [358/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:36 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[07/27/21 19:14:33] Uplime [111/157] has challenged zbe [133/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Uplime's clock.
[07/28/21 17:12:44] buZz [20/396] has challenged zbe [23/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to buZz's clock.
[07/28/21 20:44:10] szczot3k [512/546] has come upon zbe [41/480] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:20:13 is removed from szczot3k's clock.
[07/28/21 22:02:49] zbe has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:06:32 from level 49.
[07/28/21 23:49:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 0 days, 07:32:03 toward level 49.
[07/29/21 00:31:50] A_Dragon, zbe, and V [1533/1640] have team battled Ankhers, JamCow, and eising [1164/1728] and won! 0 days, 04:38:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/21 17:41:14] cfebs [177/446] has challenged zbe [157/480] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:50:59 is removed from cfebs's clock.
[07/29/21 21:44:29] Phunkle [207/215] has challenged zbe [267/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Phunkle's clock.
[07/30/21 04:44:56] zbe and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/21 07:57:05] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:29 towards level 49.
[07/30/21 15:46:05] zbe [15/480] has challenged Paganel [235/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:27:24 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/31/21 19:04:49] zbe, Uplime, and ShiaLabeouf [530/1100] have team battled Yuhno, nyuszika7h, and Sokar [666/1354] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/21 01:59:18] uovobw [31/501] has come upon zbe [160/480] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:46:07 is added to uovobw's clock.
[08/01/21 05:19:39] sky [215/348] has challenged zbe [50/480] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:22 is removed from sky's clock.
[08/01/21 08:48:23] Ankhers [1/492] has come upon zbe [180/480] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:47:45 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[08/01/21 22:57:43] zbe [26/480] has challenged Wolf [478/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:58:52 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/03/21 05:17:12] zbe [95/484] has challenged edef [234/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/03/21 08:53:29] pastly and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/21 14:44:44] zbe [291/484] has come upon cremefresh [195/479] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:02:23 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/03/21 18:25:47] Rowbot [166/293] has challenged zbe [231/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Rowbot's clock.
[08/04/21 03:48:21] VikaNezrimaya [194/244] has challenged zbe [382/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to VikaNezrimaya's clock.
[08/04/21 08:40:35] zbe [73/484] has come upon edef [304/475] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:06:43 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/05/21 16:29:43] xbill [306/672] has challenged zbe [277/484] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from xbill's clock.
[08/05/21 23:01:07] zbe was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:16:33 from level 50.
[08/07/21 08:25:37] sid3windr [510/600] has challenged zbe [318/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:20:36 is removed from sid3windr's clock.
[08/08/21 04:49:36] zbe and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/21 13:11:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 1 day, 14:25:56 toward level 50.
[08/09/21 12:40:18] Ankhers [328/492] has challenged zbe [303/484] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Ankhers's clock.
[08/10/21 10:18:03] zbe [97/484] has challenged Platonides [289/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/10/21 23:59:55] nya [338/753] has challenged zbe [212/484] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from nya's clock.
[08/11/21 03:00:57] Togra [601/649] has challenged zbe [364/484] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from Togra's clock.
[08/11/21 09:48:44] zbe and nyuszika7h have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/21 11:05:54] io [312/546] has challenged zbe [395/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to io's clock.
[08/11/21 11:15:14] Iines [270/529] has challenged zbe [259/484] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from Iines's clock.
[08/12/21 20:43:26] Kachin [411/585] has come upon zbe [150/484] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:12:06 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[08/13/21 03:22:47] Nysdar and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/21 08:47:57] zbe [233/484] has come upon gildarts [269/413] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:46:34 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/14/21 07:00:26] zbe [360/484] has come upon psycho [93/302] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:34:39 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/15/21 19:48:57] zbe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:05 towards level 51.
[08/16/21 20:48:11] zbe got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:58:16 from level 51.
[08/17/21 00:17:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed zbe with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 20:32:08 from level 51.
[08/17/21 00:49:02] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:27 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 06:45:52] bsleep and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/21 16:13:03] MrGlass [425/582] has come upon zbe [359/484] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:33:26 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[08/18/21 11:31:00] Syloq [228/462] has come upon zbe [373/484] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:37:04 is added to Syloq's clock.
[08/18/21 11:45:30] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:49 towards level 51.
[08/20/21 05:35:19] zbe [465/484] has challenged pfoley [31/512] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:04:28 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/20/21 08:49:59] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:59 towards level 51.
[08/22/21 04:07:05] zbe [20/513] has challenged lunakira [98/251] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/22/21 11:07:56] zbe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:28:26 towards level 52.
[08/24/21 10:07:12] Covid-19 [150/458] has challenged zbe [245/513] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[08/25/21 17:05:19] zbe [489/513] has challenged Sorin [262/487] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:01:00 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/25/21 23:31:15] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:01 towards level 52.
[08/26/21 02:17:37] zbe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:02:01 towards level 52.
[08/26/21 06:14:55] zbe [86/513] has come upon jaxson [187/413] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:49:24 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/27/21 01:12:29] Alarien [431/446] has challenged zbe [316/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:21:41 is removed from Alarien's clock.
[08/27/21 12:14:06] zbe [47/513] has come upon HeavyPodda [365/436] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:33:07 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/27/21 20:29:29] crank [710/750] has challenged zbe [143/513] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from crank's clock.
[08/28/21 04:44:40] Vroomfondel stole zbe's level 31 shield while they were sleeping! Vroomfondel leaves their old level 24 shield behind, which zbe then takes.
[08/30/21 16:49:52] zbe was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:10:03 from level 52.
[08/31/21 18:38:26] zbe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:42 towards level 52.
[09/01/21 01:05:55] MadMan, pyre, zbe, and texke have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/21 06:12:06] Abe, blackroot, and zbe [1253/1441] have team battled O[_], Algernon, and pastly [13/1256] and won! 0 days, 02:44:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/21 15:27:51] zbe, wille, and CaseDorsett [126/1270] have team battled cryptolightning, krin, and sc [819/1345] and lost! 0 days, 03:09:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/21 20:11:47] CrashOverride, tswsl, and Plato [613/1214] have team battled MsYou, sky, and zbe [320/1467] and won! 0 days, 00:12:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/21 02:57:48] Silvanus_Betrium, Plato, and cfjk [541/1055] have team battled Misza, zbe, and texke [292/1695] and won! 0 days, 00:39:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/21 12:32:31] zbe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:26 towards level 52.
[09/02/21 20:40:31] zbe [143/506] has challenged TauPan [205/565] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/03/21 20:03:08] zbe and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/21 22:50:18] zankore [364/436] has come upon zbe [140/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:53:48 is removed from zankore's clock.
[09/05/21 23:07:34] zbe [262/510] has challenged MsYou [83/584] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:01:21 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/06/21 05:53:28] zbe and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/21 16:36:50] Paperclip, V, and Bahhumbug [1067/1595] have team battled The_Decryptor, zbe, and apb [743/1682] and won! 0 days, 07:05:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/21 05:48:02] zbe, style, and MELOONi [302/1684] have team battled HeavyPodda, bananaboat, and nCrazed [966/1186] and lost! 0 days, 18:02:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/21 07:08:48] sbp [325/392] has challenged zbe [361/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/10/21 08:48:14] cremefresh, sc, and hare [1808/2013] have team battled bg, zbe, and Oblomov [642/1680] and won! 0 days, 12:07:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/21 09:47:37] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:27 towards level 53.
[09/11/21 03:53:09] Disruptor, Fenrik, and Algernon [921/1338] have team battled TimWolla, meti, and zbe [1139/1541] and lost! 0 days, 01:44:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/21 10:06:52] zbe [49/513] has come upon Kronan [319/431] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:26:50 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/11/21 13:03:26] zbe [247/513] has come upon Plato [254/332] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:45:45 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/11/21 17:42:41] zbe [454/513] has come upon Psilocybe [386/579] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:49:13 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/13/21 21:58:22] Nysdar, QinWentian, and MetaNova [611/1210] have team battled zbe, damyan, and simple [1220/1771] and lost! 0 days, 00:17:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/21 22:22:10] chiastre, shikhin, and Karen [122/1500] have team battled Asara, zbe, and Kachin [1481/1536] and lost! 0 days, 01:13:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/21 16:59:02] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:28 towards level 53.
[09/14/21 19:00:11] KeboDK [347/452] has challenged zbe [118/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:56:30 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[09/15/21 05:55:59] zbe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:15 towards level 53.
[09/15/21 10:33:21] zbe [380/513] has come upon dxrt [218/372] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:58:29 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/15/21 11:24:02] Alarien, Ankhers, and eising [1537/1915] have team battled pyre, zbe, and Paganel [555/1606] and won! 0 days, 12:38:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/21 17:42:15] zbe [445/513] has challenged bagels [427/509] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/15/21 22:32:11] zbe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:45:52 towards level 54.
[09/16/21 07:01:09] zbe learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:11 towards level 54.
[09/16/21 21:31:58] zbe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:01:53 towards level 54.
[09/17/21 05:51:04] zbe [237/513] has come upon Tor [95/429] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:03:19 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/17/21 21:07:10] zbe ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:15:50 from level 54.
[09/18/21 01:51:29] zbe [268/513] has challenged Nysdar [73/511] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:47:29 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/18/21 16:16:39] AlexS [12/453] has come upon zbe [345/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:09:34 is added to AlexS's clock.
[09/19/21 06:51:01] zbe and misha have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/21 16:48:11] el, Juan, and zbe [571/1600] have team battled MistahKel, canton7, and Plato [637/1198] and lost! 0 days, 07:09:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/21 07:14:22] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:57 towards level 54.
[09/21/21 08:40:26] Sokar, el, and dave [1100/1717] have team battled zbe, oxzi, and Silvanus_Betrium [192/1521] and won! 2 days, 09:27:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/21 07:24:19] TBB, Tor, and oxzi [1125/1215] have team battled _sh, zbe, and drahthaar [1485/1563] and lost! 0 days, 11:53:58 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/21 16:56:45] spex, zbe, and Quack [897/1382] have team battled Abe, Hirion, and MELOONi [1137/1591] and lost! 0 days, 13:12:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/21 12:39:54] bookworm [109/413] has challenged zbe [474/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:03:47 is added to bookworm's clock.
[09/23/21 23:42:31] JamCow [141/528] has challenged zbe [88/513] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:51:51 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[09/25/21 02:10:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 0 days, 03:58:22 toward level 54.
[09/25/21 20:16:51] zbe [463/576] has challenged mordac [355/437] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/26/21 11:35:22] zbe sharpened the edge of their weapon! zbe's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/21 06:57:39] zbe [168/580] has come upon JackyB [37/427] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:26:25 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/28/21 04:07:07] crank and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/21 04:22:18] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:13:07 towards level 55.
[09/29/21 17:08:01] zbe discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:24:39 towards level 55.
[09/30/21 08:52:43] d4n13L [104/384] has come upon zbe [476/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:15:54 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[09/30/21 09:20:01] JamCow and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/21 06:15:53] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:38 towards level 55.
[10/03/21 12:24:07] zbe [26/580] has challenged brycec [16/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:17:03 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/04/21 03:04:40] VonToutCourt, zbe, and Lord255 [471/1505] have team battled Techman, Cirdan, and GilbertErik [37/1715] and won! 0 days, 09:52:29 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/21 07:08:46] zbe [487/580] has come upon ShiaLabeouf [5/729] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:55:02 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/05/21 07:25:17] AlexS [13/457] has come upon zbe [211/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:37:34 is added to AlexS's clock.
[10/05/21 10:59:08] sheu, Platonides, and bobvador [1624/1625] have team battled VonToutCourt, zbe, and style [622/1612] and won! 0 days, 23:05:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/21 09:21:40] zbe [346/580] has challenged gettu [317/535] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/06/21 09:36:22] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed zbe with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 23:11:58 from level 56.
[10/06/21 09:38:14] zbe [147/580] has come upon MistahKel [46/422] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:46:15 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/06/21 12:50:50] buzel, zbe, and Ankhers [186/1955] have team battled misha, iiriix, and apb [977/1539] and lost! 1 day, 11:36:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/21 02:46:14] zbe [398/580] has challenged Nysdar [495/521] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:43:51 is added to zbe's clock.
[10/08/21 12:36:54] tsr [455/466] has come upon zbe [85/580] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:09:05 is removed from tsr's clock.
[10/09/21 08:57:53] Notir [541/566] has come upon zbe [466/580] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:40:57 is removed from Notir's clock.
[10/09/21 19:54:22] zbe [516/580] has challenged AlexS [349/457] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:39:17 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/11/21 05:00:59] Thorael [204/589] has challenged zbe [124/580] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:20:30 is removed from Thorael's clock.
[10/12/21 09:14:32] zbe [130/580] has come upon Affliction [245/537] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:14:37 is added to zbe's clock.
[10/12/21 19:56:20] Notir, cfjk, and zbe [646/1524] have team battled Iines, postikana, and Drin [761/1898] and lost! 0 days, 02:04:15 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/21 01:02:52] zbe [147/580] has challenged bookworm [317/559] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:00:49 is added to zbe's clock.
[10/14/21 10:31:43] jayvee [29/619] has challenged zbe [316/580] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to jayvee's clock.
[10/14/21 21:07:07] Majak [226/657] has challenged zbe [300/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:02:03 is added to Majak's clock.
[10/15/21 11:48:35] Lenny_ [82/378] has challenged zbe [183/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Lenny_'s clock.
[10/15/21 17:09:27] zbe was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:01:37 from level 56.
[10/16/21 13:04:27] Faradome, ukleinek, and Koffa [1102/1532] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, tomhek, and zbe [393/1622] and won! 0 days, 03:02:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/21 18:32:44] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:34:24 towards level 56.
[10/17/21 08:46:06] zbe was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:43:29 from level 56.
[10/18/21 18:00:22] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:56:34 towards level 56.
[10/18/21 20:26:14] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:02:54 towards level 56.
[10/20/21 02:35:54] zbe, Tangles, and Bkid [565/1597] have team battled golgy, QinWentian, and Plato [181/1323] and won! 0 days, 04:17:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/21 03:17:04] hdm, elf, and talisein [864/2190] have team battled quantum_turtle, zbe, and edk [890/1676] and lost! 1 day, 15:29:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/21 07:40:11] zbe met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:07:26 from level 56.
[10/24/21 15:32:55] zbe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:03 towards level 56.
[10/24/21 18:55:24] zbe [124/580] has challenged MistahKel [103/555] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:27:30 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/25/21 09:34:26] pwae [13/423] has come upon zbe [301/580] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:12:02 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/25/21 17:11:22] jacob1, buzzzzz, and Asara [515/1906] have team battled drahthaar, zbe, and Visse [1247/1524] and lost! 0 days, 06:48:51 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/21 12:48:46] Russell [509/858] has come upon zbe [31/580] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:42:02 is removed from Russell's clock.
[10/27/21 14:54:01] zbe EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:05:35 from level 56.
[10/27/21 23:00:04] zbe, Visse, and di0nysus [892/1050] have team battled JayRandom, SCSi, and cremefresh [382/1264] and won! 0 days, 00:01:34 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/21 20:50:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 0 days, 08:25:44 toward level 56.
[10/29/21 03:28:06] zbe [234/596] has challenged GyrosGeier [67/571] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/29/21 20:15:37] bloodElk [133/273] has come upon zbe [477/596] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:28 is added to bloodElk's clock.
[10/30/21 06:45:24] soul, zbe, and coding_monk [509/1330] have team battled AlexS, JamCow, and MadMan [1351/1681] and lost! 0 days, 05:13:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/21 13:24:17] zbe [401/596] has challenged Majak [64/661] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:06:29 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/31/21 10:12:37] mrmonday and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/21 12:59:22] zbe and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/21 23:59:32] Kangie, thornrag, and HellSpawn [736/1460] have team battled scumola, zbe, and Iines [1046/1869] and lost! 0 days, 03:42:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/21 21:40:50] zbe [570/596] has challenged d4n13L [241/416] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:46:37 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/03/21 13:39:32] zbe sharpened the edge of their weapon! zbe's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/21 05:57:17] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:19 towards level 57.
[11/04/21 13:48:57] pwae [244/423] has challenged zbe [241/601] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:20:24 is removed from pwae's clock.
[11/05/21 04:22:40] allo, tmberg, and wille [1196/1790] have team battled CompanionCube, ChowderKeg, and zbe [1525/2058] and lost! 1 day, 06:42:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/21 11:42:17] golgy [20/513] has come upon zbe [296/601] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:07:09 is added to golgy's clock.
[11/06/21 18:54:36] Bluedog, Tor, and rs [468/1824] have team battled zbe, SCSi, and Sokar [1212/1619] and lost! 0 days, 08:09:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/21 00:18:48] zbe [491/601] has come upon Lenny_ [278/374] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:56:01 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/07/21 00:45:47] Wolf stole zbe's level 55 weapon while they were sleeping! Wolf leaves their old level 36 weapon behind, which zbe then takes.
[11/07/21 08:22:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 1 day, 20:11:49 toward level 57.
[11/09/21 14:51:08] zbe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:20 towards level 57.
[11/10/21 11:03:27] zbe [62/580] has come upon Ancalagon [173/628] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:11:31 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/11/21 03:08:59] zbe [430/580] has challenged JeDa [184/990] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/11/21 16:53:51] zbe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:46:56 towards level 58.
[11/11/21 23:43:08] CrashOverride [29/639] has come upon zbe [411/580] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:12:53 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[11/12/21 22:25:26] HellSpawn, JigmeDatse, and zbe [97/1713] have team battled brycec, Tenedos, and V [1513/1979] and lost! 0 days, 23:59:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/21 22:14:16] starlink, krin, and zbe [124/1792] have team battled Lnk, Tangles, and Destruia [22/1941] and won! 0 days, 05:10:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/21 12:03:13] zbe [408/580] has come upon xbill [110/776] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:29:21 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/14/21 18:53:33] zbe and Fehu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/21 00:40:13] zbe [559/580] has challenged Ankhers [121/625] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:56:43 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/15/21 19:32:13] krin [140/728] has come upon zbe [434/580] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:16:02 is added to krin's clock.
[11/16/21 23:50:12] zbe [363/580] has challenged hdm [70/925] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:56:59 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/17/21 22:05:16] pyre, unicron, and xbill [1335/1957] have team battled Alarien, zbe, and Nysdar [1301/1855] and won! 0 days, 00:15:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/21 22:39:38] zbe was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:11:51 from level 58.
[11/18/21 07:33:54] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:21:46 towards level 58.
[11/18/21 07:47:00] Thorael and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/21 09:04:26] Techman [471/855] has challenged zbe [332/580] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:16:32 is removed from Techman's clock.
[11/19/21 09:22:15] jokajak [355/429] has challenged zbe [8/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:47 is removed from jokajak's clock.
[11/19/21 18:01:22] zbe [129/580] has come upon Feoh [242/460] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:28:27 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/20/21 02:34:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed zbe with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 21:31:55 from level 58.
[11/21/21 16:17:43] zbe [428/580] has come upon Scorpio [33/327] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:17:44 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/23/21 12:31:02] zbe fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! zbe's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/25/21 02:49:35] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:08 towards level 58.
[11/25/21 04:10:05] Techman, coding_monk, and zbe [1362/1870] have team battled hax404, buyoq, and O[_] [1623/1795] and lost! 0 days, 16:29:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/21 09:04:46] Crazycatlady [449/652] has come upon zbe [13/575] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:21:04 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[11/27/21 04:45:34] zbe [30/575] has challenged TheSilentLink [267/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:31:17 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/27/21 21:01:59] ion, zbe, and _sh [1490/1821] have team battled blackroot, Bolded, and Nuae [456/1234] and won! 0 days, 07:30:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/21 03:04:42] zbe [186/575] has challenged allo [286/658] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/29/21 05:37:15] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:40:09 towards level 59.
[11/30/21 04:19:57] bookworm, Affliction, and spex [1664/1693] have team battled HeavyPodda, SCSi, and zbe [48/1514] and won! 0 days, 01:50:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/21 05:06:49] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:55:56 towards level 59.
[12/01/21 06:53:34] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:30:34 towards level 59.
[12/02/21 04:39:55] _sh, heisenbug, and soul [1564/1679] have team battled zbe, BastelBot, and edk [1577/1922] and lost! 0 days, 15:00:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/21 10:59:26] Yarosh [277/467] has come upon zbe [29/575] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:26:09 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[12/02/21 17:44:01] zbe discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:48:50 towards level 59.
[12/03/21 00:24:25] zbe, sheu, and tscherer [1456/1636] have team battled bsleep, Alys, and judahnator [540/1640] and won! 0 days, 07:55:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/21 01:13:07] zbe and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/21 02:33:29] Puff [181/742] has challenged zbe [484/575] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to Puff's clock.
[12/04/21 04:32:24] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:06 towards level 59.
[12/05/21 02:19:29] kinus and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/21 13:21:29] Kritzefitz [524/605] has come upon zbe [255/575] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:56:16 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[12/06/21 11:23:34] zbe, Bahhumbug, and Nuae [729/1588] have team battled el, Khorne, and KindOne [480/1872] and won! 0 days, 11:23:17 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/21 02:29:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed zbe with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 06:21:16 from level 59.
[12/08/21 09:56:20] judahnator, Tor, zbe, and simple have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/21 22:18:02] zbe and kline have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/21 02:44:19] zbe [511/575] has challenged kptr [341/542] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:11:24 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/09/21 17:47:24] Lnk [233/952] has challenged zbe [28/575] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:30:52 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[12/11/21 03:40:26] unicron, Nechayev, and zbe [162/1760] have team battled Hirion, sheu, and O[_] [1698/1872] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/21 20:01:49] el [506/613] has come upon zbe [74/575] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:12:56 is removed from el's clock.
[12/14/21 11:02:06] zbe [93/575] has come upon kptr [155/544] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:23:44 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/14/21 11:51:55] zbe [190/575] has come upon res0nat0r [210/292] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:29:26 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/14/21 17:42:52] jayvee [358/640] has come upon zbe [386/575] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:15:10 is added to jayvee's clock.
[12/15/21 10:15:48] zbe [332/575] has challenged thornrag [45/597] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:52:27 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/16/21 04:25:54] zbe [157/575] has come upon Visse [7/398] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:22:01 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/17/21 16:16:19] BUSY, MetaNova, and Svetland [1603/1724] have team battled zbe, cadfael, and Kachin [705/1828] and won! 0 days, 13:06:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/21 06:03:59] Syloq, Kachin, and YeKong [438/1924] have team battled sky, zbe, and Sorin [1102/1927] and lost! 1 day, 03:04:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/21 20:37:40] zbe [176/575] has challenged krin [421/777] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:43:11 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/20/21 01:58:31] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:17 towards level 59.
[12/21/21 01:35:17] canton7, aqsd, and heisenbug [650/1752] have team battled zbe, nya, and sbp [1491/1558] and lost! 2 days, 01:28:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/21 14:26:54] tswsl [308/526] has challenged zbe [354/575] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to tswsl's clock.
[12/21/21 18:48:20] zbe [233/575] has challenged pfoley [285/593] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/22/21 16:19:39] zbe and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/21 01:06:09] zbe and sparogy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/21 20:02:25] zbe and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/21 06:41:23] Svetland, nya, and wesley [1105/1775] have team battled gegenschein, ion, and zbe [1668/1899] and lost! 1 day, 08:06:07 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/21 07:59:29] vegadark [632/696] has challenged zbe [89/575] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:50:31 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[12/26/21 06:05:06] jjasghar, bsleep, and gradator [837/1766] have team battled Acolarh, buyoq, and zbe [1864/1999] and lost! 5 days, 04:58:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/21 18:29:57] strife [9/357] has challenged zbe [145/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to strife's clock.
[12/27/21 18:41:20] zbe and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/21 14:47:40] zbe [319/575] has come upon MistahKel [294/847] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:04:09 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/28/21 18:17:54] zbe [191/575] has come upon The_Decryptor [660/912] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:39:30 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/28/21 21:41:39] SpaceCowboyNeo [70/76] has challenged zbe [540/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to SpaceCowboyNeo's clock.
[12/29/21 14:26:27] caeli [306/431] has come upon zbe [73/575] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:30:05 is removed from caeli's clock.
[12/29/21 18:23:06] zbe [466/575] has come upon bookworm [384/649] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:08:32 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/30/21 03:49:47] zbe misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:12:20 from level 60.
[12/31/21 08:55:09] Tor, Centrixx, and zbe [1552/1623] have team battled gildarts, apb, and freeboson [1680/1845] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/21 11:18:41] zbe, KindOne, jayvee, and CompanionCube have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/22 10:16:26] zbe [391/575] has come upon Faradome [391/521] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:41:09 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/01/22 19:07:19] crank and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/22 04:40:48] StalkR, TimWolla, and nyuszika7h [1258/2145] have team battled pyre, zbe, and Abe [1532/1569] and lost! 1 day, 09:58:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/22 01:04:40] buZz, V, and zbe [570/2049] have team battled laama, Lenny_, and JigmeDatse [168/1595] and won! 1 day, 19:10:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/22 01:42:33] zbe [53/575] has come upon buZz [497/674] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:45:50 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/04/22 07:15:18] zbe [262/575] has challenged nyuszika7h [447/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:25:17 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/04/22 13:38:54] anarcat, vectr0n, and krin [552/2196] have team battled Mattusmindus, zbe, and ToHellWithGA [129/2638] and won! 0 days, 00:28:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/22 16:17:09] zbe [427/575] has challenged Ungoliant [428/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:59:45 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/06/22 00:01:23] zbe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:21:58 towards level 60.
[01/06/22 11:48:20] Fehu [492/535] has come upon zbe [184/575] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:34:00 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[01/06/22 14:37:47] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:57 towards level 60.
[01/06/22 23:37:15] MetaNova, kenyon, and csc2ya [1354/1816] have team battled VOID, zbe, and talisein [1108/1851] and won! 2 days, 05:22:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/22 06:05:36] zbe and starlink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/22 07:34:50] buzzzzz [473/590] has challenged zbe [476/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:57:08 is added to buzzzzz's clock.
[01/08/22 08:14:22] zbe discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:27 towards level 60.
[01/08/22 19:02:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed zbe with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:41:08 from level 60.
[01/09/22 11:54:58] TimWolla, zbe, and bananaboat [1404/1952] have team battled GilbertErik, Nechayev, and HeavyPodda [697/1649] and won! 0 days, 07:54:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/22 08:30:17] vegadark [354/691] has come upon zbe [382/575] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:05:53 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/10/22 18:23:04] zbe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:32 towards level 60.
[01/10/22 19:26:47] zbe [555/575] has challenged Ecko [140/151] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:59:08 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/11/22 07:15:01] zbe and Covid-19 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/22 15:45:07] Plato, tmberg, and Tangles [729/1988] have team battled t3chn0, krin, and zbe [1470/2133] and lost! 1 day, 01:53:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/22 22:37:33] zbe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:25:37 towards level 61.
[01/13/22 03:18:19] zbe got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:19:56 from level 61.
[01/13/22 04:24:50] zbe and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/22 09:56:41] Tangles, zbe, and chiastre [1005/2102] have team battled Tor, vectr0n, and mgr [421/1566] and won! 5 days, 01:28:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/22 12:02:18] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:13:41 towards level 61.
[01/13/22 14:27:59] shikhin, Tenorman, and zbe [910/1924] have team battled Sherpard2, apb, and buzzzzz [429/2098] and won! 1 day, 11:40:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/22 05:15:14] sheu, zbe, and Wolf [864/1949] have team battled Arch, Thorael, and dwfreed [823/2515] and won! 6 days, 02:48:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/22 06:22:34] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:01:36 towards level 61.
[01/14/22 15:39:25] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:51:47 towards level 61.
[01/15/22 09:38:31] zbe [347/575] has come upon strife [33/419] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:29:38 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/16/22 04:38:03] zbe stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:21 towards level 61.
[01/18/22 12:19:45] Omega [58/61] has challenged zbe [33/578] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:40 is removed from Omega's clock.
[01/18/22 15:25:22] tsr [636/735] has challenged zbe [421/578] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:50:34 is removed from tsr's clock.
[01/19/22 13:29:49] zbe [353/578] has challenged Lord255 [391/621] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:34:24 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/20/22 00:26:23] Psilocybe, el, and kptr [101/1879] have team battled spex, zbe, and Mattusmindus [1684/2245] and lost! 4 days, 15:34:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/22 04:46:27] zbe [231/578] has come upon Chuck [450/572] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:19:02 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/20/22 07:32:15] zbe and laama have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/22 01:45:09] elf [88/632] has come upon zbe [329/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:29:35 is added to elf's clock.
[01/21/22 09:39:05] iiriix [150/586] has come upon zbe [460/578] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:16:50 is added to iiriix's clock.
[01/22/22 11:50:11] DefiantN [21/268] has come upon zbe [566/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:17:54 is added to DefiantN's clock.
[01/23/22 05:44:46] Lenny_, Destruia, and buyoq [1108/1974] have team battled Drin, sky, and zbe [1598/1950] and lost! 0 days, 05:53:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/23/22 11:03:43] zbe set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:38:57 from level 61.
[01/25/22 03:36:23] zbe [225/578] has come upon hare [161/610] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:31:53 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/25/22 05:38:21] apb [561/853] has come upon zbe [113/578] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:35:45 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/26/22 04:01:43] apb [587/853] has challenged zbe [457/578] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:50:53 is removed from apb's clock.
[01/26/22 11:41:48] style [446/512] has challenged zbe [319/578] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from style's clock.
[01/26/22 12:16:42] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:10 towards level 61.
[01/26/22 20:51:15] solarsparq [211/283] has challenged zbe [272/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[01/27/22 06:56:33] Fabio [203/270] has challenged zbe [256/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Fabio's clock.
[01/27/22 19:21:41] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:39 towards level 61.
[01/28/22 07:53:44] zbe [472/578] has come upon blackroot [255/557] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:05:12 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/28/22 18:29:48] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:30 towards level 61.
[01/31/22 01:07:32] zbe [484/578] has challenged Abe [149/434] in combat and won! 6 days, 18:48:27 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/31/22 03:03:08] zbe [429/578] has challenged Theleveler [365/562] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:16:07 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/31/22 15:37:17] Forud, MetaNova, zbe, and Feltharell have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/22 21:14:28] Lnk [247/958] has come upon zbe [189/578] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:07:03 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[02/02/22 02:45:05] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:25:04 towards level 62.
[02/02/22 02:50:35] zbe and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/22 02:17:10] zbe [162/578] has come upon Lenny_ [257/405] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:24:43 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/03/22 02:20:35] zbe learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:31:20 towards level 62.
[02/03/22 13:14:07] Affliction, cfjk, and blabber [159/1613] have team battled Carl, pfoley, and zbe [608/1814] and lost! 6 days, 11:57:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/22 23:51:31] nya and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/22 19:40:10] zbe [67/578] has come upon VonToutCourt [805/825] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:54:27 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/05/22 05:48:12] Ungoliant [31/488] has come upon zbe [107/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:35:04 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[02/05/22 13:43:51] zbe, ion, and Makhno [964/1743] have team battled dxrt, _sh, and Mattusmindus [2053/2233] and lost! 0 days, 17:01:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/22 15:33:22] GyrosGeier [82/578] has challenged zbe [542/578] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to GyrosGeier's clock.
[02/06/22 14:33:04] Melon [135/771] has challenged zbe [258/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:34 is added to Melon's clock.
[02/06/22 19:33:58] zbe [50/578] has challenged Reilly [382/669] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:49:34 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/07/22 02:02:29] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:10:41 towards level 62.
[02/07/22 02:08:03] zbe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zbe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/22 14:37:29] zbe [158/581] has challenged fizz [460/695] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:02:51 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/08/22 18:18:35] Thorael and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/22 17:57:21] pwae, zbe, and t3chn0 [188/1845] have team battled Feltharell, Psilocybe, and sam [1149/1968] and lost! 0 days, 11:10:32 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/22 01:39:52] zbe burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zbe's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/10/22 04:49:22] zbe [146/578] has challenged heisenbug [381/595] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:46:32 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/10/22 06:20:01] zbe [129/578] has come upon Mattusmindus [536/1126] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:52:36 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/10/22 17:05:00] zbe and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/22 14:40:23] DefiantN [19/306] has come upon zbe [513/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:20:47 is added to DefiantN's clock.
[02/12/22 13:00:24] zbe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:29:35 towards level 62.
[02/13/22 13:56:37] zbe [476/578] has come upon Thorael [209/1042] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:57:26 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/13/22 19:20:27] zbe, Bkid, and jacob1 [1078/2017] have team battled Hirion, strife, and cadfael [123/1807] and won! 0 days, 04:57:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/22 02:56:52] Ferris [112/258] has challenged zbe [77/578] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:00 is removed from Ferris's clock.
[02/14/22 14:09:11] Nuae [140/509] has challenged zbe [202/578] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:29 is added to Nuae's clock.
[02/14/22 19:59:12] Ankhers [278/633] has come upon zbe [40/578] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:49:46 is removed from Ankhers's clock.
[02/16/22 19:19:20] StalkR [267/757] has challenged zbe [566/578] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:03:00 is added to StalkR's clock.
[02/17/22 09:09:25] zbe and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/22 13:27:28] Tenedos [70/534] has challenged zbe [191/578] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:22:08 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[02/19/22 21:01:32] Russell, KindOne, and MadMan [1108/1836] have team battled zbe, spex, and brycec [627/2025] and won! 0 days, 10:21:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/20/22 02:02:07] zbe stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:43 towards level 62.
[02/20/22 08:36:57] el [53/644] has come upon zbe [164/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:19:58 is added to el's clock.
[02/21/22 03:39:14] washclof [704/867] has challenged zbe [34/578] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:25:24 is removed from washclof's clock.
[02/21/22 17:15:48] hugga, zbe, and hdm [57/1969] have team battled crysis, herald, and texke [1899/2097] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/22 17:43:56] zbe [357/578] has challenged GyrosGeier [413/578] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/22/22 01:55:23] zbe [501/578] has come upon Jens [369/430] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:50:24 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/22/22 11:45:23] tswsl [179/532] has challenged zbe [169/578] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:29:17 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[02/23/22 05:14:14] zbe discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:06:47 towards level 63.
[02/23/22 08:39:03] fstrelok [153/160] has challenged zbe [316/578] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to fstrelok's clock.
[02/25/22 00:12:36] zbe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:30:47 towards level 63.
[02/25/22 04:57:48] freeboson, Silvanus_Betrium, and kenyon [665/1773] have team battled zbe, pwae, and ukleinek [331/1677] and won! 0 days, 04:06:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/22 01:26:46] Misza [216/937] has come upon zbe [6/583] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:21:31 is removed from Misza's clock.
[02/26/22 12:38:22] zbe [472/583] has come upon HellSpawn [611/690] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:58:05 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/28/22 01:38:18] Sherpard2, RussellB, and Kritzefitz [1295/2429] have team battled mordac, CornFly, and zbe [1300/1601] and lost! 0 days, 12:46:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/22 07:08:02] zbe sharpened the edge of their weapon! zbe's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/01/22 11:21:24] zbe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:28:57 towards level 63.
[03/03/22 02:36:42] zbe was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:19:45 from level 63.
[03/03/22 04:04:12] yano [191/521] has come upon zbe [573/586] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:29:32 is added to yano's clock.
[03/04/22 04:44:02] zbe [183/586] has come upon Ungoliant [221/462] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:14:24 is added to zbe's clock.
[03/04/22 05:36:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed zbe with fire, slowing the heathen 23 days, 02:54:49 from level 63.
[03/05/22 06:34:58] pyre, zbe, and zgrep [532/1743] have team battled cadfael, RussellB, and t3chn0 [480/2153] and won! 1 day, 09:44:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 08:37:45] zbe and ZOTTA have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 14:36:48] TimWolla [791/870] has challenged zbe [262/586] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:50:12 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[03/07/22 04:41:52] zbe and Angelina have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/22 07:53:23] zbe [296/586] has come upon eising [28/569] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:36:18 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/12/22 03:17:49] zbe [32/586] has come upon Wolf [755/790] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:33:25 is added to zbe's clock.
[03/13/22 02:40:24] freeboson [88/782] has challenged zbe [283/586] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:27:00 is added to freeboson's clock.
[03/13/22 05:19:37] zbe [207/586] has come upon shikhin [189/548] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:48:48 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/13/22 17:28:34] Feltharell [580/677] has challenged zbe [142/586] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:37:33 is removed from Feltharell's clock.
[03/14/22 11:31:45] "\@_ [509/665] has come upon zbe [563/586] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:24:20 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[03/14/22 12:38:57] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:50:08 towards level 63.
[03/14/22 17:37:39] zbe was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:13:00 from level 63.
[03/15/22 03:51:35] zbe and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/22 00:52:57] zbe and kline have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/22 23:45:24] el [622/634] has come upon zbe [399/586] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:11:15 is removed from el's clock.
[03/17/22 03:17:32] zbe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:03:20 towards level 63.
[03/18/22 05:20:21] signofzeta [120/679] has challenged zbe [254/586] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[03/18/22 08:05:03] Crazycatlady, xbill, and Theleveler [1895/2343] have team battled JamCow, pants, and zbe [538/2134] and won! 6 days, 01:14:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/22 05:26:03] zbe fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:57:02 from level 63.
[03/21/22 13:53:13] pyre, V, and HellSpawn [1607/2050] have team battled golgy, Sario, and zbe [254/1591] and won! 1 day, 02:24:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/22 06:31:32] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:38:08 towards level 63.
[03/22/22 11:42:10] zbe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:35:16 towards level 63.
[03/22/22 12:57:47] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:11:38 towards level 63.
[03/22/22 13:44:00] Destruia, anarcat, and V [2443/2630] have team battled "\@_, zbe, and CompanionCube [789/2045] and won! 2 days, 13:38:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/22 09:30:13] zbe, hugga, and JackyB [1199/1395] have team battled herald, Affliction, and soltys [858/1830] and won! 0 days, 23:09:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/22 12:48:59] zbe broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:14:58 from level 63.
[03/23/22 18:07:13] V, sc, and zbe [1044/2361] have team battled Sombra, DrinkyBird, and _sh [2380/2400] and lost! 1 day, 16:44:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/22 10:46:42] zbe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:54:37 towards level 63.
[03/25/22 09:23:47] csc2ya, Feltharell, and Koffa [500/2048] have team battled zbe, StalkR, and Svetland [760/2125] and lost! 2 days, 21:19:44 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/22 23:51:46] zbe ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:19:11 from level 63.
[03/26/22 02:45:22] zbe was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:46:19 from level 63.
[03/26/22 22:34:05] zbe [245/586] has come upon blabber [132/573] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:28:28 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/28/22 11:30:16] heisenbug [305/541] has come upon zbe [51/586] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:51:52 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[03/28/22 13:25:18] CompanionCube, Bkid, and A_Dragon [434/2205] have team battled Destruia, zbe, and gildarts [1316/1792] and lost! 1 day, 02:26:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/22 09:01:34] Hirion and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/22 12:03:20] misha [361/478] has challenged zbe [443/586] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:38:22 is added to misha's clock.
[03/29/22 17:40:15] allo, The_Decryptor, and zbe [973/2204] have team battled Bolded, hax404, and Mattusmindus [1795/2349] and lost! 0 days, 15:28:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/22 04:49:01] zbe misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:22:51 from level 63.
[03/30/22 05:45:37] caeli [720/845] has come upon zbe [344/586] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:36:34 is removed from caeli's clock.
[03/31/22 16:13:54] zbe [355/586] has challenged idleneutral [47/301] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:25:31 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/01/22 12:08:26] yNos, Mattusmindus, and zbe [1263/2314] have team battled h00k, thornrag, and Algernon [1105/1546] and won! 0 days, 02:38:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/22 08:36:55] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:37 towards level 63.
[04/03/22 05:59:14] idlegood, cremefresh, and Tenorman [1511/2158] have team battled idleneutral, zbe, and pasquale [707/1198] and won! 0 days, 05:46:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/22 00:53:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 0 days, 17:28:41 toward level 63.
[04/04/22 16:23:32] zbe [559/588] has challenged zifnab06 [655/729] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/05/22 00:03:07] zbe was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:38:27 from level 64.
[04/05/22 03:55:33] zbe [489/588] has challenged Sorin [197/737] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:30:37 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/05/22 03:55:33] In the fierce battle, Sorin dropped their level 183 weapon! zbe picks it up, tossing their old level 39 weapon to Sorin.
[04/05/22 04:14:43] zbe, Khorne, and Bluedog [1384/2855] have team battled Destruia, Andrio, and talisein [57/2043] and won! 4 days, 18:37:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/22 06:14:21] zbe was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:10:29 from level 64.
[04/05/22 09:32:58] sam stole zbe's level 41 shield while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 38 shield behind, which zbe then takes.
[04/05/22 12:17:40] d4n13L [348/462] has come upon zbe [104/743] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:16:18 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[04/06/22 02:22:24] invisiblek [239/436] has challenged zbe [143/743] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from invisiblek's clock.
[04/06/22 04:35:15] zbe, tsr, and CompanionCube [1824/2299] have team battled CodeGeek, JackyB, and mordac [1546/1889] and won! 0 days, 08:30:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/22 08:44:51] buzel, Ankhers, and Thorael [1191/2487] have team battled zbe, opcode, and thatmint [1042/1517] and won! 0 days, 13:33:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/22 03:09:08] TheSilentLink [81/682] has challenged zbe [146/743] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:08:10 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[04/08/22 18:38:33] zbe and xbill have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/22 03:13:39] thatmint [277/415] has challenged zbe [242/743] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:20:59 is removed from thatmint's clock.
[04/09/22 14:54:31] zbe stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:18:25 towards level 64.
[04/09/22 16:21:37] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:17:32 towards level 64.
[04/09/22 21:41:53] TheGreatest [160/314] has challenged zbe [99/743] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:16 is removed from TheGreatest's clock.
[04/12/22 18:06:09] Covid-19 [197/546] has come upon zbe [313/743] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:47:10 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[04/12/22 18:33:37] zbe stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:36:37 towards level 64.
[04/12/22 21:16:24] zbe [292/743] has challenged theZoMBiE [82/549] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:36:48 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/14/22 17:00:12] zbe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:13:47 from level 64.
[04/14/22 19:28:49] zbe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zbe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/22 03:37:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 8 days, 19:21:31 toward level 64.
[04/16/22 04:18:33] zbe fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! zbe's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/18/22 09:23:58] zbe died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:08:05 from level 64.
[04/19/22 05:12:27] VonToutCourt, Hex, and Bluedog [1832/2312] have team battled vegadark, zbe, and Destruia [801/2376] and won! 1 day, 16:46:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/22 06:49:28] cremefresh [411/772] has challenged zbe [576/741] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:02:05 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[04/19/22 09:40:14] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:35:56 towards level 64.
[04/20/22 02:23:02] zbe [566/741] has come upon MadMan [50/462] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:56:06 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/20/22 09:22:48] zbe [458/741] has come upon zcy [195/443] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:18:26 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/21/22 00:23:55] zbe was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:26:42 from level 64.
[04/21/22 04:20:17] BastelBot, zbe, and zifnab06 [797/1978] have team battled sky, Affliction, and golgy [322/1862] and won! 0 days, 08:47:19 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/22 05:25:14] Kritzefitz [76/936] has come upon zbe [96/741] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:20:54 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[04/21/22 06:16:40] zbe [470/741] has come upon JackyB [188/401] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:59:56 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/21/22 13:56:42] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:55:50 towards level 64.
[04/22/22 19:10:41] zbe [581/741] has come upon V [417/633] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:03:16 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/23/22 03:39:35] crawlingchaos [32/71] has challenged zbe [332/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to crawlingchaos's clock.
[04/23/22 14:00:02] zbe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:17 towards level 64.
[04/23/22 22:43:47] zbe set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:22:52 from level 64.
[04/24/22 01:28:20] texke, zbe, and Disruptor [720/2307] have team battled crank, blackroot, and Fenrik [330/2145] and won! 0 days, 02:09:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/22 09:19:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 1 day, 00:38:33 toward level 64.
[04/24/22 13:46:11] Centrixx [596/824] has come upon zbe [604/741] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:00:07 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[04/25/22 04:35:35] noex, Cockatrice, and zbe [172/1525] have team battled bananaboat, crank, and Techman [632/2269] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/22 08:19:01] zbe [566/741] has challenged Yarosh [67/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:28 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/25/22 11:47:28] zbe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:40 towards level 64.
[04/25/22 15:23:59] ZOTTA stole zbe's level 39 charm while they were sleeping! ZOTTA leaves their old level 31 charm behind, which zbe then takes.
[04/26/22 01:56:24] zbe [157/732] has challenged yano [70/658] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:39:18 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/26/22 05:32:01] vectr0n [310/623] has come upon zbe [594/732] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:10:16 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[04/26/22 08:59:03] scumola [414/656] has come upon zbe [296/732] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:48:18 is removed from scumola's clock.
[04/26/22 17:20:09] zbe burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zbe's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/27/22 13:40:45] sc [900/977] has come upon zbe [509/729] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:55:29 is removed from sc's clock.
[04/27/22 21:30:22] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:51:27 towards level 65.
[04/28/22 03:39:02] zbe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:46:07 towards level 65.
[04/28/22 11:44:53] zbe [98/729] has come upon cornfeedhobo [203/714] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:30:08 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/28/22 11:57:29] zbe [405/729] has come upon cornfeedhobo [431/714] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:07:32 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/29/22 10:40:36] Kurenai [283/398] has challenged zbe [459/729] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[04/29/22 23:53:10] zbe was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:15:32 from level 65.
[04/30/22 12:44:26] drahthaar [203/577] has challenged zbe [220/729] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:11:57 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[05/01/22 15:50:46] Hirion and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/22 02:57:08] zbe [557/729] has challenged BUSY [432/458] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:32:55 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/03/22 06:01:45] zbe got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:23:00 from level 65.
[05/03/22 11:31:12] Wam [391/990] has come upon zbe [397/729] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:59:09 is added to Wam's clock.
[05/04/22 21:28:41] Jens, solarsparq, and postikana [479/1538] have team battled GilbertErik, zbe, and kinus [1565/1849] and lost! 0 days, 23:12:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/22 13:08:52] MetaNova [478/504] has challenged zbe [379/729] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:22:41 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[05/05/22 13:38:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 3 days, 10:42:23 toward level 65.
[05/07/22 07:55:00] zbe [523/729] has come upon omero [321/519] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:17:30 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/07/22 10:15:35] zbe met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:06:05 from level 65.
[05/07/22 14:51:10] yNos and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/22 14:21:31] zbe fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:36:50 from level 65.
[05/09/22 12:32:23] zbe [614/729] has challenged Acolarh [147/705] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:12:32 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/09/22 21:51:43] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:08:49 towards level 65.
[05/09/22 22:32:48] zbe got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:46:43 from level 65.
[05/10/22 02:35:03] Drin, Arch, and Kritzefitz [1597/2245] have team battled zbe, DrinkyBird, and vectr0n [2134/2186] and lost! 5 days, 05:54:21 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/22 07:12:18] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:48:00 towards level 65.
[05/10/22 10:36:58] starlink [439/705] has challenged zbe [418/729] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:49:34 is removed from starlink's clock.
[05/10/22 15:51:57] Syloq [443/900] has challenged zbe [498/729] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to Syloq's clock.
[05/10/22 18:55:53] zbe [674/729] has come upon idlegood [5/569] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:54:54 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/11/22 13:12:21] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:38:53 towards level 65.
[05/11/22 14:29:49] zbe, signofzeta, and BUSY [563/1988] have team battled Asara, Acolarh, and TheSilentLink [1354/1898] and lost! 1 day, 05:49:36 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/22 16:27:36] pfoley, crank, and Helystraza [1275/1768] have team battled tsr, slim, and zbe [1128/1823] and won! 0 days, 09:31:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/22 19:38:41] zbe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:47:25 towards level 65.
[05/12/22 10:00:52] zbe and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/22 02:53:06] zbe [421/732] has come upon Togra [301/722] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:56:34 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/13/22 13:16:56] zbe and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/22 21:07:25] zbe and misha have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/22 04:48:52] zbe and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/22 01:09:13] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:48 towards level 65.
[05/18/22 01:28:49] misha [195/490] has challenged zbe [189/732] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from misha's clock.
[05/18/22 10:12:36] zbe, kenyon, and gradator [622/2342] have team battled Reilly, Carl, and Algernon [267/1995] and won! 0 days, 07:39:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/22 13:16:40] zbe [580/732] has challenged Tabmow [433/521] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:19 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/19/22 01:09:28] zbe fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:19 from level 65.
[05/19/22 14:30:19] zbe [586/732] has challenged CodeGeek [114/960] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/19/22 22:57:22] zbe was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:52:59 from level 66.
[05/21/22 11:12:03] allo [530/646] has challenged zbe [383/732] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from allo's clock.
[05/22/22 04:01:55] Centrixx [73/856] has come upon zbe [165/732] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:59:09 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[05/22/22 09:35:10] womblecat [996/1064] has challenged zbe [129/732] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:29:10 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[05/22/22 09:35:10] womblecat has dealt zbe a Critical Strike! 5 days, 16:18:35 is added to zbe's clock.
[05/24/22 19:05:16] zbe [158/732] has challenged Tangles [137/817] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:13:26 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/25/22 18:31:11] zbe [74/732] has challenged adamus1red [515/787] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:31:09 is added to zbe's clock.
[05/26/22 06:33:31] Vigrid [268/397] has challenged zbe [686/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:00:30 is added to Vigrid's clock.
[05/29/22 19:13:04] CornFly, zbe, and damyan [1252/1836] have team battled xbill, Drin, and Disruptor [2176/2894] and lost! 1 day, 04:25:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/22 04:25:45] canton7 [616/653] has come upon zbe [117/732] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:01:44 is removed from canton7's clock.
[05/31/22 13:57:38] zbe [443/732] has challenged Cirdan [548/977] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:07:30 is added to zbe's clock.
[05/31/22 14:48:04] VonToutCourt, Theleveler, and idleevil [373/2356] have team battled zbe, coding_monk, and gegenschein [561/2139] and lost! 0 days, 04:18:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/22 03:30:28] zbe got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:06:47 from level 66.
[06/01/22 07:25:53] Wolf, invisiblek, and zbe [2047/2577] have team battled jaxson, caeli, and JigmeDatse [1722/2055] and won! 1 day, 02:22:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/22 05:04:56] zbe [587/732] has challenged el [581/643] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:19:55 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/02/22 05:49:06] idleevil, Tenedos, and brycec [1649/2039] have team battled zbe, sparogy, and tomhek [1309/2126] and won! 1 day, 07:51:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/22 00:18:06] kline [184/546] has come upon zbe [59/732] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:01:46 is removed from kline's clock.
[06/03/22 05:09:25] zbe [47/732] has challenged ToHellWithGA [775/998] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:52:30 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/03/22 20:30:35] zbe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:28:53 towards level 66.
[06/04/22 19:27:52] zbe [75/732] has come upon scumola [113/648] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:13:13 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/04/22 19:53:32] zbe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:03:12 towards level 66.
[06/05/22 00:48:40] zbe died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:54:27 from level 66.
[06/05/22 02:13:43] TheSilentLink [98/685] has come upon zbe [267/732] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:34:12 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[06/05/22 03:52:40] zbe got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:29:44 from level 66.
[06/05/22 12:23:50] zbe [485/732] has come upon Acolarh [93/673] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:39:46 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/05/22 22:30:11] io [345/773] has come upon zbe [130/732] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:17:25 is removed from io's clock.
[06/08/22 06:14:47] GyrosGeier, ZOTTA, and zbe [93/1974] have team battled cfjk, Sombra, and soltys [1234/2139] and lost! 1 day, 02:16:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/22 15:21:35] pasquale [363/514] has challenged zbe [365/732] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:04:12 is added to pasquale's clock.
[06/11/22 16:47:49] Hirion and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 00:59:30] zbe [368/732] has challenged SCSi [555/597] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:12:56 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/13/22 07:12:00] zbe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:36:53 towards level 66.
[06/13/22 19:09:55] cornfeedhobo [181/712] has come upon zbe [191/732] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:30:49 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/14/22 04:57:15] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:33:46 towards level 66.
[06/14/22 05:39:44] zbe and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/22 08:40:22] zbe was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:49:16 from level 66.
[06/14/22 14:07:02] zbe [518/732] has challenged EddieT137 [190/685] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:24:55 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/15/22 01:32:30] Sario, zbe, and DrinkyBird [790/2126] have team battled Wolf, SCSi, and StalkR [309/2165] and won! 2 days, 07:27:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/22 05:18:18] zbe and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/22 15:12:51] Lnk, ToHellWithGA, and Sario [1735/2232] have team battled crank, Koffa, and zbe [1748/2143] and lost! 1 day, 03:33:42 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/22 15:08:59] zbe [669/732] has come upon CodeGeek [801/980] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:37:50 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/16/22 19:32:58] zbe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:52:06 towards level 66.
[06/16/22 21:14:13] KindOne, zbe, and MELOONi [1155/2130] have team battled Melon, Algernon, and Misza [1897/2436] and lost! 0 days, 11:31:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/22 02:44:36] Melon [664/942] has come upon zbe [339/732] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:12:47 is removed from Melon's clock.
[06/19/22 03:24:19] buzel and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/22 04:47:09] Puff [220/769] has challenged zbe [642/732] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:27:31 is added to Puff's clock.
[06/19/22 22:08:43] idleevil [245/576] has come upon zbe [198/732] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:56:28 is removed from idleevil's clock.
[06/21/22 10:48:29] zbe [76/732] has come upon Nechayev [298/546] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:09:14 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/21/22 16:56:27] zbe and Feltharell have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/22 18:25:45] zbe [594/732] has come upon sky [524/653] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:32:09 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/22/22 17:42:44] HeavyPodda, TheSilentLink, and gegenschein [1246/2119] have team battled bookworm, bg, and zbe [1521/2203] and lost! 0 days, 04:40:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/22 01:49:25] zbe walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:28:41 from level 66.
[06/26/22 18:43:32] Minus, Cirdan, and zbe [907/2202] have team battled Sombra, Malvolio, and fstrelok [990/1755] and lost! 0 days, 03:20:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/22 01:56:23] zbe [630/737] has challenged ufo-piloot [55/319] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:47:21 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/29/22 12:13:34] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:45:07 towards level 67.
[06/29/22 23:06:05] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:19:47 towards level 67.
[07/02/22 03:04:56] zbe ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:45:32 from level 67.
[07/02/22 07:45:47] TimeWarp, Cirdan, and zbe [1910/2223] have team battled MadMan, Notir, and canton7 [835/1694] and won! 0 days, 07:25:03 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/22 08:49:33] JigmeDatse, ChowderKeg, and zbe [70/2152] have team battled <rainchick>, nyuszika7h, and vegadark [1799/1969] and lost! 0 days, 20:52:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/22 19:33:29] zbe sharpened the edge of their weapon! zbe's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/22 20:36:22] Wolf, ryp, and ukleinek [1086/2238] have team battled zbe, talisein, and laama [567/2265] and won! 1 day, 14:53:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/22 10:08:25] bsleep and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/22 12:41:12] sam [566/688] has come upon zbe [465/756] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:57:43 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/07/22 01:19:50] zbe [721/756] has challenged Cockatrice [34/507] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:57:59 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/08/22 05:09:12] gegenschein [255/1058] has come upon zbe [599/756] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:33:45 is added to gegenschein's clock.
[07/08/22 14:51:40] zbe and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/22 07:10:26] dyvonna and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/22 22:26:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 5 days, 21:12:46 toward level 67.
[07/10/22 11:23:44] buzel and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/22 16:48:16] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:35 towards level 67.
[07/11/22 05:42:22] zbe and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/22 14:16:54] starlink, Wam, and aqsd [593/2286] have team battled Tenorman, Lord255, and zbe [2165/2296] and lost! 0 days, 15:55:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/22 23:44:16] JamCow [489/840] has challenged zbe [110/756] in combat and won! 7 days, 10:12:24 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/12/22 17:48:14] nya [315/803] has challenged zbe [151/756] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:35:26 is removed from nya's clock.
[07/12/22 23:11:04] zbe lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:38:23 from level 67.
[07/13/22 16:37:44] zbe [271/756] has come upon dyvonna [323/605] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:07:41 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/13/22 18:53:25] TheSilentLink [467/690] has challenged zbe [734/756] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:59:28 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[07/13/22 22:43:54] aqsd [123/522] has come upon zbe [97/756] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:28:36 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[07/13/22 23:50:06] cadfael, sam, and zbe [1728/2318] have team battled Chuck, zankore, and Vigrid [1176/2008] and won! 1 day, 20:46:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/22 10:18:04] alhen [121/353] has challenged zbe [380/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to alhen's clock.
[07/14/22 13:46:34] zbe and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/22 04:21:27] herald [576/679] has come upon zbe [425/756] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:18:12 is removed from herald's clock.
[07/15/22 17:02:57] zbe [695/756] has challenged Kurenai [428/454] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:51:56 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/16/22 01:34:18] yNos, shikhin, and fstrelok [1417/1688] have team battled zbe, cremefresh, and Puff [958/2293] and won! 1 day, 02:41:00 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/22 03:48:09] zbe, aqsd, and Sherpard2 [1279/1924] have team battled coding_monk, Sombra, and Wam [122/2561] and won! 0 days, 21:22:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/22 07:44:49] zbe met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:57:45 from level 67.
[07/16/22 12:37:04] <rainchick> [123/424] has come upon zbe [276/756] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:51:47 is added to <rainchick>'s clock.
[07/16/22 21:08:47] zbe [467/756] has challenged GRIZZLYMAN [158/198] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:25:17 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/16/22 23:45:22] zbe bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:07:41 from level 67.
[07/17/22 12:17:18] caeli, zbe, and bookworm [681/2362] have team battled SuzakuMedli, Pricey, and CrashOverride [1585/1842] and lost! 0 days, 23:13:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/22 12:55:59] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:58 towards level 67.
[07/18/22 15:35:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 0 days, 11:06:34 toward level 67.
[07/19/22 09:28:55] idleevil stole zbe's level 73 helm while they were sleeping! idleevil leaves their old level 72 helm behind, which zbe then takes.
[07/20/22 18:44:19] zbe [573/755] has come upon MrMagoo [0/679] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:02:30 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/21/22 01:27:28] Syloq [447/901] has come upon zbe [519/755] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:29:07 is added to Syloq's clock.
[07/21/22 11:04:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 0 days, 07:29:00 toward level 67.
[07/21/22 20:59:47] zbe [714/755] has challenged golgy [653/765] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:27:18 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/22/22 03:03:45] zbe and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/22 14:57:50] zbe [101/755] has come upon bg [982/1101] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:43:52 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/24/22 02:53:42] zbe, crank, and yNos [118/2088] have team battled Nuae, Lnk, and nya [2209/2215] and lost! 2 days, 01:22:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/22 01:00:22] zbe [4/755] has come upon pyre [590/894] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:54:26 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/25/22 15:52:18] achin [25/450] has challenged zbe [240/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:35:57 is added to achin's clock.
[07/26/22 09:50:05] zbe and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/22 00:30:57] zbe, Forud, and Sombra [2467/2558] have team battled CornFly, hugga, and kinus [378/1657] and won! 1 day, 21:35:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/22 22:03:05] zbe was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:46:47 from level 68.
[07/28/22 18:45:05] zbe [456/755] has come upon laama [185/731] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:30:20 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/28/22 23:48:37] zbe stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:20:51 towards level 68.
[07/29/22 08:10:43] zbe [2/755] has challenged sam [654/693] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:24:37 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/29/22 22:20:11] zbe and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/22 00:28:50] zbe [672/755] has challenged mordac [141/518] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:31:09 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/03/22 13:16:50] zbe [261/755] has come upon MetaNova [32/507] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:25:41 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/03/22 23:41:02] mordac, Wolf, and zbe [1568/2082] have team battled Sario, Andrio, and hax404 [1259/1589] and won! 1 day, 20:08:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/22 11:49:50] zbe [107/755] has come upon Affliction [511/695] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:48:47 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/04/22 14:51:13] zbe, zifnab06, and JamCow [1320/2483] have team battled anarcat, Russell, and Tenedos [1466/2669] and lost! 0 days, 03:47:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/22 12:42:44] zbe and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/22 09:43:29] zbe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zbe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/22 06:04:23] zbe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:56:08 towards level 68.
[08/10/22 07:22:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 5 days, 23:49:29 toward level 68.
[08/10/22 07:29:16] Techman and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/22 12:18:31] zbe was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:51:44 from level 68.
[08/10/22 14:08:07] zbe spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! zbe's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/10/22 15:11:09] zbe [589/749] has challenged Crazycatlady [243/674] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:15:27 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/10/22 20:12:11] Pinkman [201/816] has challenged zbe [158/749] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:19:35 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[08/12/22 07:49:18] zbe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:17 towards level 68.
[08/12/22 21:16:45] TheSilentLink [552/695] has come upon zbe [538/749] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:06:32 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[08/13/22 03:58:19] zbe [562/749] has come upon ahmubashshir [521/609] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:53:50 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/13/22 06:12:41] crank [569/745] has come upon zbe [699/749] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:46:24 is added to crank's clock.
[08/14/22 02:08:31] zbe, tsr, and dyvonna [325/2033] have team battled talisein, jacob1, and Aksej [301/2311] and won! 0 days, 15:30:19 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/22 04:15:11] zbe [740/749] has come upon StalkR [642/735] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:44:44 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/16/22 05:08:41] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:49 towards level 68.
[08/16/22 10:09:17] zbe [506/749] has challenged sbp [384/424] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:51:04 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/16/22 18:02:36] MadMan, MELOONi, and zbe [655/2137] have team battled mordac, Khorne, and RussellB [446/2328] and won! 0 days, 04:44:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/22 19:33:24] Beefcan [225/688] has challenged zbe [685/749] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/16/22 21:49:26] Pinkman [437/825] has come upon zbe [332/749] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:35:59 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[08/17/22 13:08:26] zbe [63/749] has come upon Pricey [650/683] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:10:59 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/18/22 09:41:03] zbe and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/22 19:08:13] zbe [482/749] has come upon Fehu [347/544] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:56:42 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/20/22 09:29:16] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:27:12 towards level 69.
[08/20/22 13:25:49] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:40:38 towards level 69.
[08/20/22 22:26:59] jacob1 [891/968] has challenged zbe [47/749] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/21/22 04:02:26] CrashOverride [437/739] has challenged zbe [369/749] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:26:48 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[08/21/22 09:03:25] pants, zbe, and HellSpawn [642/2633] have team battled Gorek, Paganel, and jello [1737/1973] and lost! 0 days, 09:15:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/22 04:01:04] Beefcan [268/688] has come upon zbe [488/749] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:09:29 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/24/22 19:56:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 13 days, 12:13:45 toward level 69.
[08/25/22 05:22:46] zbe [480/749] has challenged bg [986/1101] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:24:20 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/25/22 08:07:57] zbe [727/749] has come upon Beefcan [99/688] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:15:20 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/25/22 13:21:52] zbe [245/749] has come upon Andrio [405/617] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:37:49 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/27/22 17:25:14] zbe and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/22 01:38:03] zbe [200/749] has come upon Disruptor [648/1172] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:29:08 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/30/22 12:47:31] zbe, Koffa, and freeboson [1085/2252] have team battled gusto, mordac, and Misza [1242/1664] and lost! 0 days, 21:14:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/22 18:14:55] zbe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:05 towards level 69.
[08/30/22 19:31:58] zbe burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zbe's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/31/22 07:53:25] Feltharell [614/728] has challenged zbe [196/745] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:31:29 is removed from Feltharell's clock.
[08/31/22 22:04:31] tswsl, TheSilentLink, and drahthaar [1274/2199] have team battled zbe, Bolded, and KyloRen [321/1953] and won! 4 days, 02:07:11 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/22 11:30:20] Lord255, zbe, TheSilentLink, and Omega have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/22 11:08:26] sc [540/829] has challenged zbe [43/745] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:37:20 is removed from sc's clock.
[09/02/22 16:06:41] Ferris, zbe, Gorek, and xbill have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/22 20:37:46] zbe, ukleinek, and "\@_ [1592/2433] have team battled gusto, tsr, and simple [824/1916] and won! 0 days, 16:19:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/22 23:03:20] Centrixx [381/888] has come upon zbe [215/745] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:25:24 is removed from Centrixx's clock.
[09/03/22 00:02:48] cadfael [369/762] has come upon zbe [85/745] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:38:45 is removed from cadfael's clock.
[09/05/22 03:09:29] anarcat, misha, and Kritzefitz [2236/2675] have team battled Minus, zbe, and buyoq [647/2403] and won! 0 days, 01:50:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/22 13:54:55] zbe [811/1009] has challenged Aksej [362/574] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/06/22 18:25:52] Hex [92/630] has challenged zbe [670/1009] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:42:21 is added to Hex's clock.
[09/06/22 23:35:29] "\@_ [603/1125] has challenged zbe [639/1009] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[09/08/22 17:21:32] zbe and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/22 20:44:43] zbe [269/1009] has come upon ephemer0l [178/675] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:51:23 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/08/22 20:48:08] zbe [361/1009] has come upon kzootech [260/568] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:43:43 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/09/22 10:23:31] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:09:53 towards level 70.
[09/10/22 09:21:46] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:40:34 towards level 70.
[09/10/22 14:24:55] zbe met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:45:38 from level 70.
[09/12/22 08:12:32] zbe and xbill have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/22 02:58:03] zbe [332/1009] has challenged adamus1red [735/844] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:31:41 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/13/22 23:51:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 4 days, 03:51:03 toward level 70.
[09/14/22 06:03:12] sbp [152/422] has challenged zbe [274/1009] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:49:35 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/14/22 18:26:28] Cockatrice, HellSpawn, and zbe [714/2685] have team battled sbp, Forud, and hugga [1830/1899] and lost! 1 day, 01:02:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/22 15:09:14] zbe [991/1009] has come upon Acolarh [339/641] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:30:01 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/16/22 01:12:56] tsr [697/710] has challenged zbe [871/1009] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:58:29 is added to tsr's clock.
[09/17/22 02:18:17] zbe [548/1009] has challenged jayvee [2/765] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:35:46 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/18/22 23:01:52] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:33:56 towards level 70.
[09/19/22 00:41:57] zbe and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/22 15:33:14] zbe [1/1009] has come upon gildarts [679/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:33:06 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/20/22 07:28:28] zbe got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:27:13 from level 70.
[09/20/22 13:58:18] zbe discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:52 towards level 70.
[09/20/22 22:50:14] zbe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:39 towards level 70.
[09/21/22 08:39:39] zbe [226/1009] has challenged <rainchick> [28/617] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:00:35 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/22/22 10:58:28] hax404 [290/431] has come upon zbe [354/1009] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:39:18 is added to hax404's clock.
[09/22/22 16:49:12] sc [514/829] has come upon zbe [817/1009] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:04:41 is added to sc's clock.
[09/23/22 02:48:37] zbe [539/1009] has challenged gradator [465/739] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:27:43 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/25/22 16:01:31] zbe [298/1009] has challenged Koffa [531/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:50:43 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/25/22 23:24:09] zbe and jayvee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/22 02:02:07] zbe [295/1009] has challenged Destruia [551/719] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/26/22 21:21:53] Omega, zbe, and DownAndUp [1941/2620] have team battled bananaboat, io, and crysis [637/2424] and won! 2 days, 19:51:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/22 03:19:33] zbe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:56:12 towards level 71.
[09/29/22 09:20:26] zbe [822/1009] has challenged ChowderKeg [463/789] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:15:38 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/29/22 15:13:20] jaxson, zbe, Ankhers, and cornfeedhobo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/30/22 00:23:35] zbe [990/1009] has challenged SSLbits [188/592] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:02:23 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/30/22 03:53:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 15 days, 09:45:33 toward level 71.
[09/30/22 11:34:12] zbe and DownAndUp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/22 13:50:46] zbe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:57:07 towards level 71.
[10/02/22 08:35:25] pwae [336/734] has challenged zbe [314/1009] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:31:52 is removed from pwae's clock.
[10/02/22 20:38:51] anarcat [457/1169] has come upon zbe [545/1009] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:08:23 is added to anarcat's clock.
[10/03/22 00:42:15] zbe misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:52:15 from level 71.
[10/03/22 06:29:09] ToHellWithGA [232/1028] has challenged zbe [801/1009] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:50:12 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[10/03/22 09:54:48] zbe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:14 towards level 71.
[10/03/22 10:38:37] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:38:51 towards level 71.
[10/03/22 16:42:10] zbe [286/1009] has challenged Asara [96/638] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:22:10 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/05/22 09:21:17] zbe [256/1009] has come upon Gorek [786/965] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:17:51 is added to zbe's clock.
[10/07/22 10:39:21] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:24 towards level 71.
[10/07/22 17:56:46] mordac [457/537] has come upon zbe [583/1009] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:01:24 is added to mordac's clock.
[10/09/22 09:16:18] zbe [673/1056] has challenged Cirdan [362/978] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:42:08 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/11/22 17:25:27] zbe and Platonides have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/22 19:04:20] zbe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:10:32 towards level 72.
[10/13/22 09:32:15] zbe [165/1056] has come upon Feltharell [647/880] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:26:09 is added to zbe's clock.
[10/13/22 19:45:46] megubyte, simple, and spex [2248/2643] have team battled Cirdan, zbe, and nowz [769/2354] and won! 5 days, 19:36:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/22 11:37:16] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:39:18 towards level 72.
[10/15/22 03:40:59] zbe [524/1056] has challenged hax404 [305/434] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:36:02 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/16/22 01:57:33] zbe and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/22 13:07:43] zbe and Fehu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/22 14:33:03] soltys [14/925] has come upon zbe [333/1056] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:12:37 is added to soltys's clock.
[10/17/22 02:06:50] zbe and misha have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/22 00:21:44] shikhin [788/952] has come upon zbe [472/1056] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:17:18 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[10/18/22 21:31:40] buzel and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/22 14:39:48] contyk stole zbe's level 68 set of leggings while they were sleeping! contyk leaves their old level 54 set of leggings behind, which zbe then takes.
[10/20/22 12:29:23] zbe [879/1040] has come upon jacob1 [438/1027] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:20:52 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/20/22 15:39:17] starlink, zbe, and style [192/2285] have team battled bookworm, munkis, and gradator [1805/2276] and lost! 3 days, 09:41:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/22 03:10:36] ramdac [192/275] has challenged zbe [86/1036] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:30 is removed from ramdac's clock.
[10/23/22 21:22:34] zbe fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! zbe's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/22 21:48:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 10 days, 03:04:07 toward level 72.
[10/24/22 14:37:22] zbe ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:07:34 from level 72.
[10/28/22 00:27:22] hax404 [38/434] has challenged zbe [252/1030] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:09:51 is added to hax404's clock.
[10/28/22 09:37:27] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:38 towards level 72.
[10/29/22 16:15:22] zbe, Feltharell, Ankhers, and pyre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/22 05:35:18] zbe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:24 towards level 72.
[10/30/22 15:13:02] zbe [911/1030] has challenged Koffa [280/669] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:46:56 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/30/22 17:44:12] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:21:50 towards level 73.
[10/30/22 20:40:54] zbe [991/1030] has challenged EddieT137 [790/914] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:39:48 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/31/22 14:49:44] blabber, postikana, and zbe [1129/2391] have team battled talisein, MetaNova, and shikhin [1661/2428] and lost! 0 days, 08:09:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/22 02:08:41] zbe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:22:58 towards level 73.
[11/01/22 13:07:24] zbe and gegenschein have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/22 07:26:21] Malvolio [248/566] has come upon zbe [652/1030] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:10:37 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/05/22 04:34:32] linear [13/25] has challenged zbe [846/1030] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to linear's clock.
[11/05/22 10:07:01] zbe [724/1030] has challenged Malvolio [170/566] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:46:31 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/05/22 18:33:14] zbe [605/1030] has come upon buzel [69/855] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:42:09 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/05/22 18:33:14] zbe has dealt buzel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:58:23 is added to buzel's clock.
[11/06/22 09:06:41] jacquesssss [219/225] has challenged zbe [490/1030] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[11/06/22 14:04:53] zbe [680/1030] has come upon jaxson [224/528] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:33:36 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/06/22 17:55:46] aqsd, kinus, and Gorek [145/2260] have team battled zbe, fstrelok, and gildarts [61/2471] and won! 2 days, 01:00:07 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/22 03:03:45] ramdac, zbe, and zankore [828/2260] have team battled StalkR, nyuszika7h, and judahnator [517/1827] and won! 0 days, 09:37:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/22 05:10:23] zbe sharpened the edge of their weapon! zbe's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/22 09:44:25] zbe, linear, and SuzakuMedli [337/1828] have team battled AlinConstantin, freeboson, and gildarts [264/1982] and won! 0 days, 00:59:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/22 11:01:55] zbe broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:33:28 from level 73.
[11/08/22 07:11:45] HeavyPodda [139/615] has come upon zbe [101/1052] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:05:12 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/08/22 16:27:47] V [189/890] has challenged zbe [243/1052] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:15:35 is added to V's clock.
[11/09/22 07:37:37] GilbertErik, zbe, and V [989/2717] have team battled bg, pfoley, and bookworm [1648/2487] and lost! 0 days, 08:32:19 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/22 09:37:49] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:44:06 towards level 73.
[11/09/22 20:36:57] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:29:40 towards level 73.
[11/11/22 01:13:45] zbe, Arch, tswsl, and nawcom have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/22 04:44:01] zbe sharpened the edge of their weapon! zbe's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/11/22 13:42:53] zbe [683/1076] has challenged hdm [161/949] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:38:00 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/11/22 16:55:56] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:00:00 towards level 73.
[11/12/22 03:50:41] zbe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:19:11 towards level 73.
[11/12/22 10:01:54] zbe and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/22 00:55:35] scumola [739/913] has challenged zbe [585/1076] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:52:30 is removed from scumola's clock.
[11/14/22 10:36:41] Fehu [96/566] has challenged zbe [22/1076] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:03:57 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[11/14/22 23:00:30] zbe [244/1076] has challenged contyk [411/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:52 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/16/22 07:35:11] zbe [382/1076] has challenged brycec [380/993] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:27:31 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/17/22 00:07:59] Dutchgriffon [0/25] has challenged zbe [659/1076] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to Dutchgriffon's clock.
[11/20/22 16:30:15] zbe [1055/1076] has challenged BastelBot [6/721] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:07:42 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/20/22 20:55:52] xbill [523/944] has challenged zbe [950/1076] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:14:12 is added to xbill's clock.
[11/21/22 06:54:16] zbe, sky, and brycec [1540/2954] have team battled Russell, GilbertErik, and tsr [1602/2563] and lost! 2 days, 04:57:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/22 14:46:57] Finley [435/617] has come upon zbe [422/1076] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:11:40 is removed from Finley's clock.
[11/22/22 02:10:00] zbe, ahmubashshir, and warlord [1872/2216] have team battled pasquale, nya, and bananaboat [201/3002] and won! 0 days, 01:19:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/22 16:25:39] zbe [906/1076] has come upon gdm [15/560] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:40:51 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/23/22 01:16:33] bananaboat [150/816] has come upon zbe [806/1076] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:45:50 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/24/22 05:37:19] zbe and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/22 13:56:20] zbe [250/1076] has challenged nawcom [153/529] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:08:47 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/26/22 16:17:41] zbe was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:44:41 from level 74.
[11/28/22 15:12:52] zbe [161/1076] has challenged hdm [465/954] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:55:25 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/30/22 12:25:00] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:43:00 towards level 74.
[12/02/22 04:32:57] zbe [573/1076] has challenged jacob1 [219/1027] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:20:23 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/02/22 04:32:57] In the fierce battle, jacob1 dropped their level 37 shield! zbe picks it up, tossing their old level 36 shield to jacob1.
[12/02/22 18:09:23] cfjk [400/627] has come upon zbe [632/1078] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:34:54 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/02/22 23:38:48] zbe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:58:02 towards level 74.
[12/03/22 18:41:38] zbe [494/1078] has challenged Varjatticus [382/623] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:38:20 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/04/22 15:46:17] pants [991/1165] has challenged zbe [43/1078] in combat and won! 11 days, 00:18:21 is removed from pants's clock.
[12/05/22 10:10:22] damyan, zbe, Tabmow, and caeli have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/05/22 18:09:10] zbe and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/22 19:07:13] Comnenus [5/14] has challenged zbe [988/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to Comnenus's clock.
[12/06/22 03:45:02] zbe [514/1078] has come upon spex [141/1082] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:34:42 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/06/22 15:01:04] zbe and Zaratustra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/22 07:37:44] idleevil [428/801] has come upon zbe [872/1078] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:28:28 is added to idleevil's clock.
[12/08/22 22:06:35] zbe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:12 towards level 74.
[12/10/22 00:57:46] Dutchgriffon [221/237] has challenged zbe [318/1078] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Dutchgriffon's clock.
[12/10/22 11:02:58] zbe [503/1078] has challenged el [571/695] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/10/22 18:00:31] zbe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:06:27 towards level 75.
[12/11/22 00:39:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 22 days, 21:31:50 toward level 75.
[12/11/22 09:44:15] io [1008/1128] has come upon zbe [457/1078] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:40:42 is removed from io's clock.
[12/11/22 12:30:38] zbe and signofzeta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/22 01:30:43] zbe, unicron, and yano [2471/2491] have team battled damyan, GilbertErik, and Chuck [1698/2143] and won! 0 days, 09:11:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/22 01:34:41] zbe and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/22 03:59:55] Ecko [572/907] has come upon zbe [733/1078] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:03:09 is added to Ecko's clock.
[12/12/22 16:11:06] zbe had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:07:57 from level 75.
[12/12/22 22:16:28] zbe [1007/1078] has come upon Tenedos [538/555] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:17:57 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/14/22 14:04:45] mordac [624/649] has challenged zbe [1006/1078] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to mordac's clock.
[12/15/22 19:50:54] Crazycatlady [254/734] has challenged zbe [1035/1078] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:53:26 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/15/22 21:02:04] zbe and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/22 01:03:24] Omega, Jens, and zbe [1389/2717] have team battled gusto, MetaNova, and Puff [641/2136] and won! 1 day, 06:17:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/22 16:54:14] zbe saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:58:03 from level 75.
[12/17/22 08:50:59] zbe and SirNeo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/22 17:32:53] pwae [456/743] has come upon zbe [472/1078] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:25:40 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/20/22 10:35:06] Aksej, Theleveler, and JigmeDatse [1241/2835] have team battled vegadark, zbe, and idleneutral [575/2312] and won! 3 days, 21:58:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/22 06:23:49] zbe [505/1078] has challenged drahthaar [874/1230] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:34:06 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/21/22 08:10:41] simple [745/1030] has challenged zbe [86/1078] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:37:33 is removed from simple's clock.
[12/21/22 20:00:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 7 days, 13:51:37 toward level 75.
[12/22/22 03:41:32] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:47:48 towards level 75.
[12/23/22 12:41:02] zbe was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:32:29 from level 75.
[12/23/22 18:38:52] zbe [85/1078] has come upon Acolarh [442/934] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:23:19 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/24/22 04:52:35] zbe, adamus1red, and hugga [1008/2811] have team battled sky, Minus, and blabber [674/2766] and won! 1 day, 15:23:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 10:23:32] zbe and Khorne have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 16:48:27] zbe [585/1078] has come upon Gorek [20/940] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:46:47 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/24/22 18:32:41] zbe, contyk, and Centrixx [112/2914] have team battled bg, tsr, and Ganonk [108/2330] and won! 0 days, 17:52:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/22 15:17:15] zbe and ufo-piloot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/22 08:53:39] zbe [90/1078] has come upon drahthaar [1126/1230] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:41:07 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/28/22 18:25:21] Thorael, Theleveler, and Fehu [1291/2048] have team battled zbe, sam, and dwfreed [1389/3163] and lost! 1 day, 08:01:33 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/22 08:39:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 3 days, 05:34:26 toward level 75.
[12/30/22 06:24:32] zbe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:50 towards level 75.
[12/30/22 21:22:46] zbe [184/1078] has challenged DownAndUp [334/588] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:09 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/30/22 22:45:05] zbe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:07:30 towards level 76.
[12/31/22 21:20:47] zbe lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:58:40 from level 76.
[01/01/23 08:22:05] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:25:48 towards level 76.
[01/02/23 05:09:17] wille, bookworm, and HeavyPodda [779/1908] have team battled zbe, Andrio, and elf [1485/2449] and lost! 2 days, 14:22:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/23 05:19:53] zbe was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:58:18 from level 76.
[01/02/23 09:40:45] gusto [196/595] has come upon zbe [986/1078] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:24:41 is added to gusto's clock.
[01/02/23 18:32:21] zbe [287/1078] has challenged ZeroG [69/98] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:11:49 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/03/23 01:34:00] zbe [783/1078] has challenged csc2ya [744/833] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:31:01 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/03/23 01:34:00] In the fierce battle, csc2ya dropped their level 69 amulet! zbe picks it up, tossing their old level 42 amulet to csc2ya.
[01/05/23 07:14:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 6 days, 04:57:00 toward level 76.
[01/05/23 12:31:34] Fehu, zbe, and dyvonna [300/2420] have team battled nowz, DownAndUp, and kzootech [1512/1671] and lost! 2 days, 23:47:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/23 20:17:21] zbe and Stevland have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/23 08:02:58] bananaboat, Matthew, and scumola [1805/2337] have team battled TheSilentLink, tswsl, and zbe [2044/2708] and lost! 0 days, 10:02:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/23 10:39:13] Silvanus_Betrium, Ganonk, and Destruia [67/2262] have team battled zbe, Faradome, and blabber [1426/2682] and lost! 0 days, 22:11:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/23 19:43:09] Acolarh, zbe, ZOTTA, and Bolded have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/23 22:32:06] IRCd [127/271] has come upon zbe [660/1107] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:41 is added to IRCd's clock.
[01/09/23 07:52:07] zbe [1022/1107] has come upon Lord255 [545/638] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:37:57 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/10/23 04:13:24] zbe [280/1107] has challenged CodeGeek [593/1059] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:50:29 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/13/23 00:29:10] zbe [712/1107] has challenged HeavyPodda [404/634] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:40:45 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/14/23 11:53:33] gildarts [118/856] has challenged zbe [146/1107] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to gildarts's clock.
[01/14/23 18:33:36] jjasghar, zbe, and "\@_ [225/3257] have team battled Covid-19, kinus, and CrashOverride [1637/2172] and lost! 0 days, 01:40:44 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/23 22:39:56] soltys [702/978] has challenged zbe [576/1107] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:42:27 is removed from soltys's clock.
[01/15/23 04:29:02] zbe got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:05:19 from level 76.
[01/15/23 22:02:24] Kritzefitz, Ungoliant, and Cirdan [1086/2769] have team battled zbe, Bolded, and heisenbug [787/2688] and won! 0 days, 05:23:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/23 00:41:46] io [431/1120] has come upon zbe [965/1107] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:55:02 is added to io's clock.
[01/16/23 14:24:58] Kurenai, vegadark, and achin [533/2313] have team battled Matthew, zbe, and sc [252/2439] and won! 1 day, 13:15:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/23 03:01:31] Ungoliant, Arch, and KindOne [1090/1894] have team battled sc, Thorael, and zbe [984/2535] and won! 0 days, 00:54:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/23 07:01:35] zbe got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:38:04 from level 76.
[01/17/23 09:53:48] zbe [338/1107] has challenged Ungoliant [633/723] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:52:29 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/18/23 12:36:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed zbe with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 00:14:43 from level 76.
[01/21/23 17:56:46] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:35:49 towards level 76.
[01/22/23 19:03:54] canton7, fstrelok, and zbe [490/2615] have team battled Puff, Matthew, and wollu [525/1782] and lost! 0 days, 18:15:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/23 21:51:13] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:17:08 towards level 76.
[01/23/23 04:30:48] zbe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:18:33 towards level 76.
[01/23/23 22:50:14] zbe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:36:53 towards level 76.
[01/24/23 07:57:17] confunctius [433/740] has challenged zbe [416/1111] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:12:28 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[01/24/23 07:57:17] confunctius has dealt zbe a Critical Strike! 3 days, 03:51:38 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/24/23 14:40:37] DontEvenPeek [200/497] has come upon zbe [1099/1111] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:32:15 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[01/24/23 20:25:03] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:17:09 towards level 76.
[01/25/23 23:36:38] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:12:44 towards level 76.
[01/27/23 12:07:08] Ankhers [528/720] has come upon zbe [432/1111] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:53:35 is removed from Ankhers's clock.
[01/27/23 14:25:36] zbe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:43:41 towards level 76.
[01/29/23 04:00:22] Misza [919/1087] has challenged zbe [434/1111] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:15:51 is removed from Misza's clock.
[01/29/23 06:27:03] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:35:38 towards level 76.
[01/30/23 16:25:08] vadas [177/520] has come upon zbe [376/1116] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:43:15 is added to vadas's clock.
[01/31/23 13:38:10] zbe got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:41:22 from level 76.
[02/01/23 20:50:40] RussellB [223/956] has challenged zbe [90/1116] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:37:33 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[02/02/23 14:51:38] sam stole zbe's level 72 helm while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 65 helm behind, which zbe then takes.
[02/03/23 14:15:04] Faradome [387/562] has come upon zbe [225/1108] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:59:50 is removed from Faradome's clock.
[02/04/23 02:18:53] zbe [1091/1108] has come upon pants [48/1179] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:22:14 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/04/23 04:30:50] crank, Asara, and zbe [1283/2577] have team battled thatmint, Pinkman, and binaryhermit [2074/2164] and lost! 0 days, 18:45:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/23 14:20:16] Pinkman [159/858] has come upon zbe [608/1108] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:29 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[02/05/23 07:11:00] Ecko [404/925] has come upon zbe [343/1108] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:50:33 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[02/05/23 14:49:44] zbe, Cirdan, and crank [2640/2764] have team battled GRIZZLYMAN, Pricey, and Ungoliant [315/1810] and won! 1 day, 07:34:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/23 21:03:05] zbe [984/1108] has come upon pants [594/1179] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:31:26 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/07/23 16:49:43] zbe [657/1108] has come upon DownAndUp [10/606] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:42:39 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/08/23 20:38:48] dwfreed [1036/1142] has come upon zbe [254/1108] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:31:06 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[02/09/23 10:50:01] Aksej [27/994] has challenged zbe [288/1108] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to Aksej's clock.
[02/10/23 22:03:37] zbe [609/1108] has challenged mordac [357/664] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:13:33 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/13/23 21:51:18] sc, Arch, and crank [1204/2109] have team battled achin, zbe, and pwae [1168/2563] and won! 1 day, 01:42:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/23 16:11:51] zbe was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:34:05 from level 77.
[02/15/23 20:26:18] bobvador [271/1022] has challenged zbe [1040/1108] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:36:40 is added to bobvador's clock.
[02/16/23 15:32:50] zbe was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:14:21 from level 77.
[02/16/23 17:43:06] drahthaar [1117/1240] has come upon zbe [325/1108] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:30:20 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[02/16/23 18:44:01] zbe, DrinkyBird, and GilbertErik [227/3007] have team battled shikhin, why-are-you-here, and Kurenai [1439/2278] and lost! 4 days, 04:23:05 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/23 00:31:44] zbe [455/1108] has challenged Thorael [236/673] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:26:00 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/17/23 08:19:22] zbe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:12:20 towards level 77.
[02/17/23 17:55:45] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:49:33 towards level 77.
[02/17/23 20:42:04] Thorael, scumola, and unicron [106/2254] have team battled CrashOverride, Affliction, and zbe [1684/2796] and lost! 1 day, 22:05:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/23 22:08:12] happymeal [101/318] has challenged zbe [331/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to happymeal's clock.
[02/18/23 02:15:48] kenyon, V, and blabber [1068/2779] have team battled HeavyPodda, Luca, and zbe [1884/2200] and lost! 1 day, 07:10:29 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/23 03:43:15] kevkev [10/79] has challenged zbe [836/1108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to kevkev's clock.
[02/19/23 17:56:02] zbe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zbe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/23 18:32:10] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:23:39 towards level 77.
[02/20/23 16:49:04] zbe [65/1112] has challenged RussellB [513/952] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:06:53 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/20/23 18:55:26] el [404/677] has come upon zbe [307/1112] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:54:50 is removed from el's clock.
[02/21/23 09:21:34] zbe [70/1112] has come upon Gangsterish [263/362] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:36:38 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/21/23 10:45:32] zbe was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:48:09 from level 77.
[02/21/23 10:53:07] zbe [1033/1112] has challenged vectr0n [438/623] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:38:29 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/21/23 14:53:58] zbe [174/1112] has challenged toxicfem69 [74/91] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:50:12 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/22/23 05:53:46] nawcom, misha, and Sario [930/2182] have team battled Chuck, zbe, and Crazycatlady [1882/2507] and lost! 0 days, 14:31:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/23 05:56:26] zbe ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:49:00 from level 77.
[02/25/23 19:00:50] alexlehm [281/330] has challenged zbe [990/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to alexlehm's clock.
[02/25/23 19:06:42] CodeB [140/419] has come upon zbe [983/1112] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:06:35 is added to CodeB's clock.
[02/26/23 15:17:43] zbe [400/1112] has challenged caeli [593/760] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:03:13 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/27/23 16:41:42] Berserker, bobvador, zbe, and Theleveler have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/23 00:11:06] nowz [295/497] has come upon zbe [996/1112] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:52:39 is added to nowz's clock.
[02/28/23 22:24:14] CompanionCube [15/686] has challenged zbe [648/1112] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[03/01/23 03:29:26] dyvonna [197/1010] has challenged zbe [830/1112] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:33:59 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[03/02/23 01:44:14] zbe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:26:33 from level 77.
[03/02/23 03:09:48] ahmubashshir, cadfael, and theZoMBiE [1749/2260] have team battled pyre, Przemek, and zbe [1020/2160] and won! 1 day, 11:52:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/23 03:34:11] zbe [1015/1112] has challenged heisenbug [369/700] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:47:49 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/02/23 21:31:37] tswsl [290/830] has come upon zbe [741/1112] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:44:18 is added to tswsl's clock.
[03/02/23 23:38:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed zbe with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 21:29:10 from level 77.
[03/03/23 19:44:19] bfft [159/437] has challenged zbe [136/1112] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:43:10 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/03/23 22:42:53] MetaNova [582/752] has challenged zbe [619/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:04:13 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[03/04/23 09:45:10] zbe [723/1112] has challenged Stevland [512/982] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:40:20 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/04/23 22:32:15] StalkR [894/900] has challenged zbe [119/1112] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:40:10 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[03/05/23 04:52:13] zbe and apb have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/23 13:06:49] zbe [959/1115] has come upon jayvee [39/1038] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:56:36 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/06/23 13:19:46] yano, zbe, and Covid-19 [2714/3197] have team battled Przemek, caeli, and Sario [50/1716] and won! 0 days, 15:44:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/23 20:33:00] zbe and Affliction have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/23 03:39:02] zbe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:37:59 towards level 77.
[03/08/23 18:24:49] zbe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:46:44 towards level 77.
[03/09/23 10:57:26] n0ssh, Sario, and Acolarh [1184/2259] have team battled muirrum, misha, and zbe [1695/2472] and lost! 0 days, 11:28:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/23 19:10:40] zbe [582/1124] has challenged TauPan [401/907] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:53:06 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/10/23 08:54:58] zbe and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/23 13:08:10] zbe [901/1124] has come upon tmberg [247/675] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:16:22 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/11/23 08:41:13] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:41 towards level 77.
[03/12/23 11:38:06] zbe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:54 towards level 77.
[03/12/23 13:14:52] zbe [584/1124] has come upon particleflux [92/306] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:51:12 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/13/23 23:54:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 1 day, 04:31:21 toward level 77.
[03/14/23 05:41:36] zbe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:18 towards level 77.
[03/14/23 08:11:15] bg, zbe, and Kritzefitz [1673/3269] have team battled ichabodiedcrane, crank, and TheSilentLink [626/1732] and won! 0 days, 03:19:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/23 08:20:23] crysis, JigmeDatse, and Andrio [1893/2213] have team battled idleneutral, SirBummelz, and zbe [1447/2572] and won! 2 days, 05:55:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/23 13:44:13] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:45 towards level 77.
[03/14/23 15:48:45] zbe [544/1124] has challenged nowz [85/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:57 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/14/23 16:48:58] Arch [140/629] has challenged zbe [490/1124] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:13:13 is added to Arch's clock.
[03/14/23 19:56:07] zbe [702/1124] has challenged dbx12 [83/352] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:16:22 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/16/23 05:46:22] dbx12 [213/352] has challenged zbe [126/1124] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:54:45 is removed from dbx12's clock.
[03/17/23 00:50:29] apb, Sombra, and scumola [434/3057] have team battled Carl, Faradome, and zbe [4/2589] and won! 0 days, 14:42:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/23 07:48:31] tmberg, Pricey, and "\@_ [1666/2363] have team battled zbe, GRIZZLYMAN, and idleevil [108/2443] and won! 0 days, 23:38:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/23 11:03:54] SirNeo [453/564] has come upon zbe [255/1124] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:54:42 is removed from SirNeo's clock.
[03/18/23 16:01:36] Andrio and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/23 19:17:38] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:48:16 towards level 78.
[03/19/23 16:55:49] zbe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:09:44 towards level 78.
[03/20/23 15:04:29] jaxson, munkis, and nowz [797/1943] have team battled arkie, zbe, and TimeWarp [217/2318] and won! 0 days, 03:29:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/23 21:09:33] KindOne, CodeB, and Finley [504/1614] have team battled Luca, zbe, and DontEvenPeek [2106/2246] and lost! 0 days, 10:20:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/23 18:58:25] zbe and tomhek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/23 15:58:39] jayvee, zbe, and cfjk [1788/2778] have team battled apb, gildarts, and Tabmow [1748/2711] and won! 0 days, 14:04:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/23 04:42:07] zbe [279/1124] has challenged pants [64/1211] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:36:45 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/25/23 15:04:07] zbe [412/1124] has come upon Minus [88/882] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:12:20 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/26/23 11:13:01] zbe, Mat, and Kurenai [1933/2572] have team battled dwfreed, crysis, and thornrag [2026/2635] and lost! 0 days, 05:52:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/23 13:53:07] Brocker [161/285] has come upon zbe [853/1124] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:29:45 is added to Brocker's clock.
[03/27/23 17:20:49] Ganonk, Tangles, and Fehu [1155/1863] have team battled MELOONi, zbe, and Zaratustra [34/2852] and won! 0 days, 05:06:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/23 23:45:10] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:28 towards level 78.
[03/28/23 08:28:00] idleneutral, BenDover, and achin [148/1840] have team battled Kritzefitz, zbe, and adamus1red [1738/3071] and lost! 1 day, 02:03:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/23 15:59:46] t3chn0 [390/922] has challenged zbe [240/1124] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:21:59 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[03/30/23 05:35:41] Affliction [64/658] has come upon zbe [574/1124] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:53:08 is added to Affliction's clock.
[03/30/23 16:34:35] zbe [600/1124] has come upon Pricey [392/515] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:03:24 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/31/23 07:13:22] Bolded [6/959] has challenged zbe [515/1124] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:58:59 is added to Bolded's clock.
[04/01/23 02:39:22] zbe [121/1124] has come upon munkis [766/851] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:40:19 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/01/23 02:43:11] zbe [537/1124] has come upon Fenrik [216/1252] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:18:49 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/03/23 18:01:50] zbe [769/1124] has come upon buzel [23/718] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:10:33 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/03/23 21:01:54] dax [412/487] has come upon zbe [378/1124] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:27:47 is removed from dax's clock.
[04/04/23 08:02:51] zbe and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/23 02:04:01] herald [313/680] has come upon zbe [725/1124] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:22:12 is added to herald's clock.
[04/07/23 04:27:35] zbe [306/1124] has come upon launchd [260/622] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:31:40 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/08/23 16:56:00] Bluedog [233/833] has challenged zbe [706/1124] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:58:57 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[04/08/23 19:04:14] scumola [838/917] has challenged zbe [36/1124] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:32:58 is removed from scumola's clock.
[04/09/23 00:35:13] BitchNybble, thatmint, and EddieT137 [522/1807] have team battled kzootech, zbe, and postikana [805/2099] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:08 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/23 13:05:52] zbe [209/1124] has come upon shikhin [130/955] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:29:14 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/10/23 00:25:43] zbe [568/1124] has challenged GilbertErik [589/777] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:25:58 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/10/23 09:10:25] Kurenai [328/903] has challenged zbe [57/1124] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:11:22 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[04/11/23 16:11:08] zbe [26/1124] has challenged Nuae [379/855] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:18:14 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/12/23 22:49:25] VonToutCourt [135/1414] has come upon zbe [457/1124] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:54:19 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[04/13/23 04:07:01] \dev\ice [428/760] has challenged zbe [793/1124] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:48:34 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[04/15/23 06:26:14] zbe and AlexS have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/23 05:16:48] zbe and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/23 17:27:06] _sh [548/781] has come upon zbe [966/1124] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:12:16 is added to _sh's clock.
[04/16/23 21:38:28] particleflux [188/440] has challenged zbe [346/1124] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:33:29 is added to particleflux's clock.
[04/17/23 01:39:21] tomhek [490/826] has challenged zbe [949/1124] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:05:24 is added to tomhek's clock.
[04/17/23 04:42:15] zbe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:53:28 towards level 79.
[04/18/23 08:35:52] gormenghast [212/218] has challenged zbe [520/1124] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:48 is added to gormenghast's clock.
[04/19/23 23:27:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 27 days, 21:06:51 toward level 79.
[04/21/23 01:00:46] zbe [14/1124] has challenged Przemek [152/457] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:12:46 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/21/23 15:18:57] zbe and Fehu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/23 00:01:37] zbe [376/1124] has come upon StalkR [707/903] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:13:43 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/22/23 10:50:28] zbe and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/23 19:24:50] ZOTTA, zbe, and ChowderKeg [2013/2802] have team battled CodeB, GRIZZLYMAN, and soltys [996/2048] and won! 4 days, 02:26:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/23 06:22:29] zbe and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/23 07:22:51] AlexS [336/540] has challenged zbe [141/1124] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:52:10 is removed from AlexS's clock.
[04/25/23 18:26:57] zbe was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:57:21 from level 79.
[04/25/23 18:40:58] JamCow, nya, and Notir [2077/3042] have team battled zbe, TheSilentLink, and Puff [1621/2670] and won! 1 day, 13:12:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/23 10:27:01] Matthew, idleneutral, and soltys [1164/2349] have team battled Centrixx, Kurenai, and zbe [2996/3088] and lost! 2 days, 11:05:23 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/23 05:59:09] zbe and Daikojun have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/23 23:07:58] zbe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:56:26 from level 79.
[04/29/23 06:21:32] zbe [375/1124] has come upon xbill [835/1032] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:35:35 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/29/23 20:10:52] zbe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:41:36 towards level 79.
[04/29/23 23:44:08] zbe and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/23 07:12:46] zbe and herald have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/23 22:22:45] IFireflyl [279/323] has come upon zbe [567/1124] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:27:26 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[05/03/23 03:54:26] zbe and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/23 19:14:55] zbe was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:13:57 from level 79.
[05/05/23 15:05:39] zbe [692/1124] has come upon Lord255 [222/820] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:52:28 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/05/23 21:00:14] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:20 towards level 79.
[05/05/23 22:21:53] pfoley [231/747] has challenged zbe [347/1124] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:04:48 is added to pfoley's clock.
[05/06/23 16:30:30] hugga [677/927] has come upon zbe [180/1124] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 20:12:12 is removed from hugga's clock.
[05/08/23 01:06:20] washclof, Malvolio, and Togra [1052/2202] have team battled zbe, StalkR, and blabber [2978/3145] and lost! 6 days, 00:16:46 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/23 01:16:52] VonToutCourt, Russell, and zbe [380/3542] have team battled jaxson, pants, and Drin [1020/2530] and lost! 0 days, 04:19:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/08/23 14:49:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed zbe with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 03:36:38 from level 79.
[05/09/23 06:53:23] zbe [77/1124] has challenged gradator [54/543] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:11:09 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/09/23 09:04:35] bsleep and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/23 17:48:36] zbe [57/1124] has come upon Daikojun [428/508] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:13:50 is added to zbe's clock.
[05/10/23 03:40:54] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:35:10 towards level 80.
[05/10/23 04:28:56] StalkR, zbe, and Wolf [2642/2844] have team battled Bluedog, unicron, and buzel [930/2215] and won! 1 day, 19:15:53 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/23 19:36:16] bsleep and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/23 08:08:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 21 days, 07:30:24 toward level 80.
[05/12/23 15:50:30] dax [271/501] has come upon zbe [479/1124] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:42:09 is added to dax's clock.
[05/13/23 12:17:27] zbe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:03 towards level 80.
[05/16/23 04:15:22] A_Dragon [486/1120] has challenged zbe [320/1124] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:20 is removed from A_Dragon's clock.
[05/16/23 16:50:36] zbe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:10:06 towards level 80.
[05/17/23 09:26:10] Stevland, DontEvenPeek, and crysis [886/2593] have team battled zbe, Asara, and Paganel [1443/2736] and lost! 0 days, 10:25:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/23 22:24:57] zbe [184/1124] has challenged Aksej [657/1025] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:09:08 is added to zbe's clock.
[05/19/23 14:33:57] zbe [341/1124] has challenged Russell [178/959] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:41:21 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/20/23 02:36:37] zbe [204/1124] has challenged pwae [699/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:04:45 is added to zbe's clock.
[05/20/23 08:40:13] zbe and kptr have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/23 19:15:56] zbe, Minus, Crazycatlady, and Tenorman have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/23 20:18:43] CodeGeek, TimeWarp, and zbe [530/2937] have team battled spex, Dan, and confunctius [596/2858] and lost! 0 days, 20:34:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/26/23 02:28:58] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:45 towards level 80.
[05/27/23 04:40:10] Techman, Ecko, and Forud [2601/2927] have team battled zbe, Covid-19, and _sh [881/3097] and won! 0 days, 00:34:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/23 12:12:36] Lord255 and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/23 21:00:40] zbe [976/1140] has challenged Mat [312/569] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:00:14 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/29/23 05:30:06] buzel, zbe, pwae, and particleflux have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/23 00:04:30] \dev\ice [585/759] has come upon zbe [238/1140] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:47:09 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[05/31/23 07:37:01] n0ssh [125/631] has come upon zbe [980/1146] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:00:01 is added to n0ssh's clock.
[05/31/23 18:41:18] idleevil [229/893] has challenged zbe [5/1146] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:22:47 is removed from idleevil's clock.
[06/02/23 00:50:59] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:17:55 towards level 81.
[06/04/23 06:19:07] zbe, Kurenai, and Nuae [1409/2952] have team battled eising, MadMan, and enteral [1111/2285] and won! 0 days, 12:16:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/23 12:35:15] zbe [43/1146] has come upon Arch [507/623] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:33:53 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/04/23 12:56:53] zbe and Nysdar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/23 15:01:54] zbe and IFireflyl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/23 12:50:57] pwae [758/805] has come upon zbe [456/1146] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:01:40 is removed from pwae's clock.
[06/06/23 05:31:22] Abe [186/616] has come upon zbe [180/1146] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:45:26 is removed from Abe's clock.
[06/06/23 09:32:39] zbe [399/1146] has come upon Tangles [82/766] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:34:54 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/07/23 14:06:07] arkie [148/673] has challenged zbe [183/1146] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:51:18 is added to arkie's clock.
[06/08/23 07:48:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 5 days, 14:20:43 toward level 81.
[06/08/23 10:23:37] Lord255 and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/23 13:57:29] zbe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:21:48 towards level 81.
[06/11/23 09:33:08] ToHellWithGA, VonToutCourt, and zbe [1602/3750] have team battled RussellB, Jens, and Carl [1164/2663] and won! 1 day, 10:01:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/23 00:45:29] ChowderKeg [713/799] has come upon zbe [582/1146] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:39:01 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[06/12/23 13:40:26] Daikojun, nya, and allo [129/2534] have team battled zbe, aqsd, and cfjk [1229/2772] and lost! 0 days, 05:22:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/23 01:37:05] zbe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:21 towards level 81.
[06/15/23 08:54:04] zbe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zbe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/23 03:42:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed zbe with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 08:16:17 from level 81.
[06/16/23 23:11:58] JigmeDatse [763/799] has challenged zbe [871/1151] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:18:01 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[06/17/23 21:45:28] zbe [254/1151] has come upon caeli [169/775] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:08:31 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/19/23 12:23:09] zbe got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:45:42 from level 81.
[06/19/23 15:23:52] brycec [206/1303] has come upon zbe [925/1151] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:13:27 is added to brycec's clock.
[06/20/23 09:37:32] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:54:38 towards level 81.
[06/21/23 00:59:22] zbe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:46:41 towards level 81.
[06/21/23 15:47:51] zbe [774/1151] has challenged soltys [300/1009] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:22:05 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/24/23 22:53:51] zbe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:57:49 towards level 81.
[06/25/23 01:43:54] Ganonk, kzootech, zbe, and Cockatrice have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/25/23 01:47:58] Succulents [175/187] has challenged zbe [557/1151] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to Succulents's clock.
[06/25/23 12:13:54] zbe [764/1151] has challenged Thorael [334/674] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:58:46 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/25/23 23:53:51] zbe broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:39:06 from level 81.
[06/26/23 02:47:01] zbe [11/1151] has come upon alexlehm [776/786] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:40:33 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/26/23 14:32:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 2 days, 07:49:15 toward level 81.
[06/27/23 05:09:33] zbe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:40 towards level 81.
[06/28/23 06:09:38] zbe got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:20:52 from level 81.
[06/29/23 09:19:11] zbe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zbe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/23 18:59:14] zbe [746/1158] has challenged blabber [779/1122] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:14:12 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/29/23 20:38:36] Nysdar [666/981] has come upon zbe [232/1158] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 22:02:35 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[07/01/23 02:10:31] zbe and VonToutCourt have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/23 02:50:57] Malvolio [125/421] has challenged zbe [1008/1158] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:26:27 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/01/23 18:15:37] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:12:38 towards level 82.
[07/03/23 04:39:25] Claire [4/16] has challenged zbe [833/1164] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to Claire's clock.
[07/03/23 18:14:26] sc [1067/1090] has come upon zbe [1065/1164] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:11:25 is removed from sc's clock.
[07/03/23 18:14:26] sc has dealt zbe a Critical Strike! 7 days, 05:19:27 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/05/23 03:39:48] drahthaar [40/833] has come upon zbe [131/1164] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 03:58:39 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[07/05/23 06:14:59] kptr [499/576] has challenged zbe [523/1164] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:42:07 is added to kptr's clock.
[07/05/23 14:06:39] MELOONi, canton7, and HeavyPodda [1856/2482] have team battled confunctius, zbe, and Cirdan [345/3205] and won! 0 days, 14:39:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/23 17:36:48] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:08:47 towards level 82.
[07/05/23 18:10:41] Thorael and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/23 04:32:24] JigmeDatse [770/806] has come upon zbe [164/1164] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:15:42 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[07/06/23 13:22:22] t3chn0 [665/948] has challenged zbe [233/1164] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:47:38 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[07/07/23 18:23:27] zbe [383/1164] has come upon gusto [382/679] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:20:45 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/09/23 10:17:43] ZOTTA stole zbe's level 65 helm while they were sleeping! ZOTTA leaves their old level 58 helm behind, which zbe then takes.
[07/10/23 10:27:14] kinus, zbe, apb, and tomhek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/23 14:50:57] zbe [69/1157] has challenged cfjk [828/854] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:01:40 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/12/23 01:53:32] zbe [767/1157] has challenged hugga [18/720] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:21:43 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/12/23 10:56:32] zbe [313/1157] has come upon dyvonna [866/1068] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:53:06 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/13/23 07:52:44] Matthew [338/621] has challenged zbe [1144/1157] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:04:25 is added to Matthew's clock.
[07/13/23 08:16:47] yano [707/825] has come upon zbe [640/1157] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:25:46 is removed from yano's clock.
[07/14/23 06:58:00] Chuck [253/711] has challenged zbe [277/1157] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:19:47 is added to Chuck's clock.
[07/14/23 20:34:27] tswsl, sam, and TheSilentLink [2125/2662] have team battled ukleinek, zbe, and gusto [104/2560] and won! 0 days, 15:58:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/23 06:43:10] Ecko [140/1017] has come upon zbe [503/1157] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:55:56 is added to Ecko's clock.
[07/15/23 23:06:58] zbe [250/1157] has challenged pfoley [589/749] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:57:36 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/17/23 18:48:00] zbe and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/23 04:43:13] zbe and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/23 04:50:08] nawcom [171/950] has come upon zbe [318/1164] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:04:39 is added to nawcom's clock.
[07/19/23 21:28:01] zbe [676/1164] has challenged Techman [300/946] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:34:02 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/20/23 00:46:36] gideonstar, zbe, and shikhin [1003/2526] have team battled tswsl, heisenbug, and Thorael [1465/2138] and lost! 0 days, 02:16:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/23 05:46:18] zbe [864/1164] has come upon bookworm [404/685] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:52:55 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/21/23 06:37:18] zbe and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/23 07:26:19] CornFly, gradator, and Tenedos [196/2100] have team battled tmberg, zbe, and Thorael [2545/2769] and lost! 1 day, 16:49:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/21/23 09:51:54] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:44:37 towards level 82.
[07/21/23 17:37:39] zbe [117/1164] has challenged tsr [368/828] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:05:51 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/22/23 04:53:03] Minus, zbe, and ZOTTA [303/2931] have team battled ukleinek, DontEvenPeek, and Russell [2204/2353] and lost! 1 day, 18:15:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/23 11:41:38] VonToutCourt [243/1416] has challenged zbe [347/1164] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:14:27 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[07/23/23 21:07:43] zbe burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zbe's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/23 19:38:30] Kachin [564/1032] has come upon zbe [364/1156] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:54:26 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[07/25/23 05:56:27] unicron [158/677] has challenged zbe [386/1156] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:25:38 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/25/23 18:00:02] GilbertErik [37/793] has come upon zbe [544/1156] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:17:31 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[07/26/23 04:10:17] zbe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:06:08 from level 82.
[07/26/23 14:03:52] zbe [1096/1166] has challenged ChowderKeg [147/768] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:23:53 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/26/23 21:10:32] CompanionCube, zbe, and Luca [2392/2608] have team battled vegadark, IFireflyl, and bobvador [523/2382] and won! 0 days, 07:56:53 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/23 21:22:34] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:17:44 towards level 82.
[07/27/23 22:12:57] Crazycatlady [157/822] has come upon zbe [753/1166] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:28:29 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/28/23 16:15:24] signofzeta [928/1015] has challenged zbe [86/1166] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:06:08 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[07/29/23 18:31:08] scumola [559/670] has challenged zbe [528/1166] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:52:24 is removed from scumola's clock.
[07/30/23 01:37:27] zbe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:04 towards level 82.
[07/30/23 04:23:36] Crazycatlady [782/822] has challenged zbe [659/1166] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:55:22 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/30/23 06:46:58] shikhin, scornn, and TheSilentLink [1083/2373] have team battled blabber, zbe, and pwae [2100/3106] and lost! 2 days, 19:22:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/23 08:38:30] zbe and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/23 13:43:40] zbe [801/1166] has come upon laama [132/949] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:23:47 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/31/23 20:19:38] zbe [353/1166] has come upon Theleveler [362/888] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:47:31 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/01/23 21:38:31] talisein [0/617] has challenged zbe [1097/1166] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:57 is added to talisein's clock.
[08/02/23 20:41:02] zbe [775/1166] has challenged Kurenai [290/1017] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:34:56 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/02/23 22:44:38] Affliction, CornFly, and zbe [1564/2897] have team battled Zed_Spiker, Daikojun, and jayvee [1601/2030] and lost! 2 days, 13:29:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/23 08:18:26] JigmeDatse [201/806] has come upon zbe [735/1166] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:23:38 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[08/03/23 11:24:48] zbe [443/1166] has come upon Lord255 [519/741] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:30:00 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/03/23 21:46:13] rawgreaze [44/988] has come upon zbe [334/1166] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:26:21 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[08/04/23 03:18:25] zbe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:29:54 towards level 83.
[08/04/23 18:36:56] sky and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/23 03:14:32] alexlehm [708/825] has challenged zbe [22/1166] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:23:33 is removed from alexlehm's clock.
[08/05/23 23:48:20] Garg, talisein, and Russell [1419/2128] have team battled zbe, TimWolla, and Kesdak [991/2353] and won! 0 days, 18:04:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/23 01:17:52] zbe slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! zbe's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/07/23 10:53:13] Carl, heisenbug, and ChowderKeg [357/2394] have team battled olsner, Daikojun, and zbe [1257/2666] and lost! 0 days, 19:40:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/23 16:25:59] zbe [360/1161] has come upon nathan [58/262] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:52:15 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/08/23 15:00:05] Kritzefitz [846/1067] has come upon zbe [431/1161] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:41:17 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[08/08/23 18:17:29] pfoley [330/775] has challenged zbe [254/1161] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:25:41 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[08/09/23 00:10:46] zbe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:51:16 towards level 83.
[08/10/23 23:01:39] scornn, zbe, and Fehu [1952/2221] have team battled jaxson, Acolarh, and pants [1489/2805] and won! 0 days, 09:04:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/23 23:30:00] zbe [668/1161] has challenged scumola [99/665] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:54:59 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/11/23 10:55:12] zbe stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:54:32 towards level 83.
[08/13/23 05:02:40] zbe sharpened the edge of their weapon! zbe's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/23 07:43:04] zbe [420/1188] has challenged kinus [755/811] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:26:17 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/13/23 08:49:42] zbe saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:50:58 from level 83.
[08/14/23 10:15:58] zbe and Daikojun have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/23 12:09:12] TimeWarp [491/802] has come upon zbe [885/1188] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:00:21 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[08/14/23 20:51:42] medivh [73/633] has challenged zbe [1148/1188] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:55:56 is added to medivh's clock.
[08/15/23 10:13:18] zbe [370/1188] has come upon pfoley [598/775] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:52:41 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/15/23 12:07:59] zbe [152/1188] has come upon ufo-piloot [236/589] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:49:11 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/15/23 20:57:19] zbe [418/1188] has challenged CodeGeek [709/1295] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:53:31 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/16/23 15:14:59] zbe and gradator have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/23 06:05:01] zbe [259/1188] has challenged nya [297/1185] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:07:45 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/19/23 13:48:38] arkie [610/662] has come upon zbe [792/1188] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:49:32 is added to arkie's clock.
[08/20/23 05:09:58] zbe and enteral have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/23 11:57:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 20 days, 02:11:52 toward level 83.
[08/20/23 12:50:40] idlegood [216/744] has come upon zbe [948/1188] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:12:10 is added to idlegood's clock.
[08/21/23 01:47:16] zbe sharpened the edge of their weapon! zbe's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/23 16:01:13] zbe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:31:53 towards level 83.
[08/23/23 21:53:00] el [604/853] has come upon zbe [127/1216] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 02:08:14 is removed from el's clock.
[08/23/23 22:43:44] zbe [567/1216] has challenged caeli [301/704] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:48:59 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/24/23 13:08:23] aqsd [386/789] has challenged zbe [337/1216] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:28:24 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[08/24/23 13:47:44] zbe [90/1216] has come upon ahmubashshir [587/632] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:16 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/24/23 17:04:20] zbe [379/1216] has come upon pfoley [753/775] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:55:34 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/25/23 00:18:24] csc2ya, ter0, and drahthaar [569/2040] have team battled soltys, zbe, and mzumquadrat [2407/2751] and lost! 0 days, 06:03:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/23 06:09:24] zbe, io, and tmberg [580/3456] have team battled dbx12, Crazycatlady, and jayvee [859/2322] and lost! 0 days, 08:13:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/23 23:49:30] DrinkyBird stole zbe's level 69 set of leggings while they were sleeping! DrinkyBird leaves their old level 61 set of leggings behind, which zbe then takes.
[08/27/23 07:28:47] zbe [50/1267] has challenged boscage [750/807] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:37:32 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/28/23 07:36:40] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 14:53:41 towards level 84.
[08/29/23 06:32:17] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:03:44 towards level 84.
[08/31/23 09:43:32] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:04:16 towards level 84.
[08/31/23 10:21:41] zbe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:30:30 towards level 84.
[08/31/23 20:06:35] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:30:22 towards level 84.
[09/01/23 21:21:34] zbe [225/1259] has come upon slim [738/954] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:38:46 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/02/23 07:18:14] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:14:19 towards level 84.
[09/02/23 18:19:51] Nuae, Kritzefitz, and zbe [2104/3222] have team battled "\@_, Berserker, and ToHellWithGA [2795/2983] and lost! 1 day, 18:17:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/23 04:20:11] Wam, Russell, and zbe [983/3381] have team battled Notir, BenDover, and ZOTTA [2391/2605] and lost! 0 days, 06:18:57 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/23 13:09:19] zbe and tomhek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/23 19:37:22] zbe [550/1259] has come upon dwfreed [764/1210] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:52:02 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/04/23 15:44:34] MetaNova, zbe, and ZOTTA [2108/3027] have team battled tsr, pyre, and DrinkyBird [2754/2852] and lost! 0 days, 06:39:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/23 18:18:32] zbe was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:10:19 from level 84.
[09/05/23 01:08:10] zbe [226/1259] has come upon t3chn0 [623/1016] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:56:11 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/05/23 22:22:02] zbe got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:32:39 from level 84.
[09/06/23 08:24:18] misha [716/933] has come upon zbe [262/1259] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:03:58 is removed from misha's clock.
[09/06/23 16:23:20] zbe [25/1259] has come upon Berserker [512/557] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:19:26 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/07/23 16:03:26] Omega, thornrag, and anarcat [373/3011] have team battled zbe, Celediel, and slim [1668/2611] and lost! 1 day, 09:50:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/23 18:51:50] zbe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:38:02 towards level 84.
[09/08/23 00:24:43] zbe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:29:10 towards level 84.
[09/08/23 09:51:32] zbe [818/1259] has come upon Theleveler [112/653] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:33:25 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/08/23 14:26:03] zbe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:27:08 towards level 84.
[09/09/23 10:49:32] zbe [832/1259] has come upon blabber [475/1156] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:50:11 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/09/23 19:19:34] SirNeo [704/773] has come upon zbe [1174/1259] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:48:12 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[09/10/23 19:23:14] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:49:16 towards level 84.
[09/11/23 02:37:17] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:59:22 towards level 84.
[09/11/23 03:55:36] drahthaar [488/862] has come upon zbe [1166/1259] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:29:00 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[09/11/23 17:00:10] scornn and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/23 18:15:48] zbe and washclof have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/23 20:36:32] zbe and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/23 07:38:16] ChowderKeg [695/775] has challenged zbe [723/1259] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:15:51 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[09/12/23 07:52:10] Bluedog [1/918] has come upon zbe [135/1259] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:07:11 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[09/12/23 08:38:30] jjasghar [607/1073] has challenged zbe [795/1259] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:06:00 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[09/12/23 15:40:12] zbe [112/1259] has challenged kinus [484/827] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:05:50 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/13/23 10:35:21] zbe [868/1259] has come upon RussellB [597/969] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:05:20 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/13/23 22:43:04] scumola, Sombra, and medivh [963/2605] have team battled GilbertErik, zbe, and CodeGeek [3325/3404] and lost! 1 day, 08:10:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/23 02:49:17] zbe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:17:59 towards level 84.
[09/14/23 09:42:15] roosterphant [81/414] has challenged zbe [704/1259] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:56:35 is added to roosterphant's clock.
[09/14/23 13:33:48] zbe and ter0 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/23 22:31:59] zbe [1069/1259] has come upon Gorek [844/1053] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:47:24 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/15/23 19:22:45] zbe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:49:53 towards level 84.
[09/16/23 05:09:32] zbe, nya, and V [1337/3592] have team battled VonToutCourt, pyre, and MetaNova [703/2780] and won! 0 days, 05:40:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/23 14:49:19] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:06:09 towards level 84.
[09/17/23 06:06:13] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:23:50 towards level 84.
[09/19/23 08:43:29] zbe discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:51 towards level 84.
[09/20/23 01:58:36] slim [855/954] has challenged zbe [442/1259] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:04:24 is removed from slim's clock.
[09/20/23 14:37:43] Tangles [109/737] has come upon zbe [750/1259] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:29:53 is added to Tangles's clock.
[09/20/23 15:47:39] zbe, ToHellWithGA, and blabber [2923/3636] have team battled Nuae, bookworm, and Gorek [1468/2623] and won! 1 day, 21:28:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/23 12:13:08] zbe spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! zbe's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/22/23 01:33:39] talisein [250/661] has challenged zbe [1085/1247] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:09:38 is added to talisein's clock.
[09/22/23 13:39:38] zbe and ter0 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/23 19:40:10] zbe [1139/1247] has come upon Fehu [380/682] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:42:47 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/22/23 20:24:20] Yarosh, eising, and Algernon [1719/2293] have team battled AlexS, zbe, and Lnk [2346/2418] and lost! 5 days, 11:23:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/23 17:53:57] noex [135/475] has come upon zbe [1037/1247] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:44:21 is added to noex's clock.
[09/23/23 20:28:46] sky and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/23 21:41:13] GilbertErik [684/809] has come upon zbe [1117/1247] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:48:32 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[09/25/23 01:56:44] zbe and laama have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/23 00:48:15] zbe and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/23 17:24:23] zbe [625/1247] has challenged t3chn0 [708/1016] in combat and lost! 8 days, 06:28:49 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/27/23 08:39:51] zbe and \dev\ice have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/23 18:47:32] zbe and JackyB have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/23 02:44:28] zbe was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 09:52:44 from level 85.
[09/28/23 14:40:52] zbe walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 08:40:18 from level 85.
[09/28/23 18:04:52] canton7 [97/859] has come upon zbe [455/1247] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:56:48 is added to canton7's clock.
[09/28/23 21:38:05] CodeGeek [671/1336] has challenged zbe [774/1247] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:18:48 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[09/29/23 06:15:09] SCVM [41/179] has challenged zbe [616/1247] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:16 is added to SCVM's clock.
[10/02/23 00:08:17] zbe was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 09:32:52 from level 85.
[10/03/23 11:03:21] Matthew [556/607] has challenged zbe [222/1247] in combat and won! 13 days, 05:39:45 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[10/03/23 17:28:58] zbe and megubyte have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/23 12:18:42] o_be_one [170/290] has challenged zbe [892/1247] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to o_be_one's clock.
[10/05/23 01:18:53] zbe, lightstalker, and sc [1853/2863] have team battled \dev\ice, cadfael, and soltys [1006/2635] and won! 0 days, 02:58:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/23 22:18:24] zbe and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/23 03:30:43] gradator, roosterphant, and BenDover [510/1529] have team battled yano, zbe, and aqsd [2852/2951] and lost! 0 days, 08:13:15 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/23 06:28:05] zbe and \dev\ice have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/23 09:55:09] BastelBot [432/784] has come upon zbe [1226/1247] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:06:10 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[10/07/23 21:37:52] zbe [20/1247] has come upon Cockatrice [553/893] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:18:09 is added to zbe's clock.
[10/08/23 03:39:20] CornFly, Dan, and EddieT137 [233/2851] have team battled washclof, zbe, and CodeB [2931/3129] and lost! 3 days, 04:29:55 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/23 08:46:29] zbe, Malvolio, and pyre [84/2572] have team battled Sombra, idlegood, and Minus [1561/2799] and lost! 8 days, 00:04:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/23 12:35:17] gusto [661/708] has come upon zbe [887/1247] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:30:21 is added to gusto's clock.
[10/08/23 15:55:45] Techman, BenDover, and cornfeedhobo [2165/2229] have team battled zbe, Tenorman, and talisein [1199/2684] and won! 1 day, 20:10:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/23 04:17:04] zbe burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zbe's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/09/23 21:16:31] megubyte [893/1009] has come upon zbe [266/1239] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 14:09:29 is removed from megubyte's clock.
[10/10/23 06:01:31] zbe and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/23 13:40:07] zbe ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:45:29 from level 85.
[10/12/23 14:22:33] randalth0r [131/161] has challenged zbe [765/1239] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to randalth0r's clock.
[10/13/23 01:07:48] Feras [84/544] has challenged zbe [746/1239] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:57:43 is added to Feras's clock.
[10/13/23 08:59:30] misha [520/933] has challenged zbe [575/1239] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:18:08 is added to misha's clock.
[10/13/23 12:40:43] Wolf, zbe, and soltys [585/3173] have team battled Forud, Abe, and Wam [2223/2721] and lost! 0 days, 07:16:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/23 05:04:09] GilbertErik [454/797] has challenged zbe [1116/1239] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:48:20 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[10/16/23 04:40:09] blabber [215/1151] has come upon zbe [252/1239] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:05:37 is added to blabber's clock.
[10/16/23 07:06:37] Minus [879/959] has come upon zbe [1107/1239] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:48:01 is added to Minus's clock.
[10/16/23 23:30:58] nathan, zbe, sc, and alephnull have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/23 06:19:02] Zaratustra [4/790] has come upon zbe [1090/1239] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:44:20 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/17/23 20:53:21] zbe discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:19:49 towards level 85.
[10/18/23 05:54:52] shikhin [11/811] has come upon zbe [527/1239] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:34:49 is added to shikhin's clock.
[10/18/23 06:07:18] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:24:39 towards level 85.
[10/18/23 17:39:59] zbe discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:26:45 towards level 85.
[10/18/23 23:06:59] Visievion [110/223] has challenged zbe [734/1239] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to Visievion's clock.
[10/19/23 15:26:03] Celediel [48/470] has challenged zbe [443/1239] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:48:18 is added to Celediel's clock.
[10/20/23 00:19:45] bookworm [376/831] has come upon zbe [997/1239] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 09:56:03 is added to bookworm's clock.
[10/20/23 04:55:57] zbe was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:50:30 from level 85.
[10/20/23 07:38:42] zbe and Wolf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/23 17:41:27] zbe [277/1239] has challenged noex [155/475] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:31:11 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/21/23 01:24:21] KindOne [96/488] has come upon zbe [354/1239] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 07:52:18 is added to KindOne's clock.
[10/22/23 04:54:06] VonToutCourt [1186/1355] has challenged zbe [1092/1239] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:19:31 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[10/22/23 08:55:03] scornn [225/426] has challenged zbe [340/1239] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:19:49 is added to scornn's clock.
[10/22/23 10:47:16] hax404, allo, and zbe [1587/2595] have team battled CodeB, pwae, and RussellB [1335/2580] and won! 0 days, 15:05:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/23 21:06:27] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:14:55 towards level 85.
[10/24/23 08:24:39] zbe and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/23 20:07:28] HeavyPodda, "\@_, and unicron [903/2878] have team battled kinus, zbe, and kzootech [1382/2587] and lost! 0 days, 11:24:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/23 20:54:24] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:16:43 towards level 85.
[10/25/23 02:10:17] tass [732/830] has challenged zbe [797/1239] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:54:18 is added to tass's clock.
[10/25/23 18:11:41] zbe [231/1239] has come upon bookworm [672/831] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:18:03 is added to zbe's clock.
[10/25/23 22:36:41] Notir [137/1043] has come upon zbe [1019/1239] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:10:50 is added to Notir's clock.
[10/26/23 18:15:25] yNos, Ecko, and StalkR [1156/2970] have team battled shikhin, sparogy, and zbe [1072/2681] and won! 3 days, 19:19:38 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/23 02:33:33] Mat [200/895] has come upon zbe [685/1239] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:39:42 is added to Mat's clock.
[10/27/23 21:26:36] zbe [436/1239] has challenged jaxson [321/582] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:36:39 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/27/23 21:57:09] zbe [1217/1239] has come upon StalkR [324/1026] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:33:31 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/28/23 08:03:58] dodecahedron [354/427] has come upon zbe [1197/1239] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:02:01 is added to dodecahedron's clock.
[10/29/23 06:34:31] Affliction [105/840] has challenged zbe [623/1239] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:29:26 is added to Affliction's clock.
[10/29/23 06:47:20] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:38 towards level 85.
[10/30/23 09:35:44] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:20 towards level 85.
[10/31/23 03:17:24] zbe and Bluedog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/23 12:47:34] zbe [337/1239] has challenged sc [419/1090] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:16:19 is added to zbe's clock.
[10/31/23 15:48:19] tswsl [292/719] has challenged zbe [1165/1239] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:47:29 is added to tswsl's clock.
[10/31/23 20:06:24] zbe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:12 towards level 85.
[11/01/23 11:19:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 1 day, 11:35:03 toward level 85.
[11/02/23 07:27:22] Thorael and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/23 13:37:03] tass, Paganel, and unicron [1356/2147] have team battled zbe, Rayke, and psycho [578/1985] and won! 0 days, 18:40:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/23 23:03:07] thatmint, zbe, and vectr0n [1327/2595] have team battled Nysdar, Aksej, and bananaboat [1042/2895] and won! 0 days, 06:22:00 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/23 11:16:52] zbe and _sh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/23 22:55:49] zbe [1067/1239] has challenged Tabmow [136/936] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:49:20 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/03/23 23:43:16] BenDover, V, and Techman [1866/2687] have team battled thornrag, Tenedos, and zbe [2318/2461] and lost! 0 days, 08:18:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/23 00:12:41] soltys, VonToutCourt, and HeavyPodda [3149/3404] have team battled signofzeta, particleflux, and zbe [745/2814] and won! 1 day, 18:11:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/23 05:57:26] Lnk, Minus, and idleevil [605/2488] have team battled zbe, CodeGeek, and Wolf [714/3314] and lost! 0 days, 21:17:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/23 14:30:28] zbe, RussellB, and jayvee [1403/2919] have team battled gendish, Aksej, and GilbertErik [1797/2094] and lost! 0 days, 14:14:52 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/23 04:14:56] dbx12 [746/807] has challenged zbe [1066/1239] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:16:38 is added to dbx12's clock.
[11/05/23 12:33:08] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:18:01 towards level 86.
[11/07/23 05:12:54] zbe [981/1239] has come upon Thorael [64/683] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:05:58 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/07/23 08:36:23] simple, Drin, and vectr0n [2226/2893] have team battled zbe, Chuck, and anarcat [1065/3233] and won! 1 day, 16:06:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/23 12:38:27] zbe [1064/1239] has come upon Thorael [594/683] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:41:23 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/07/23 19:56:03] bsleep, zbe, and Kurenai [1853/3553] have team battled Lnk, tmberg, and alephnull [1032/2521] and won! 0 days, 18:32:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/23 01:58:30] zbe [775/1239] has come upon blabber [975/1197] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:47:35 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/09/23 19:07:48] allo, cadfael, and BenDover [454/2076] have team battled zbe, Xenthys, and thornrag [225/2772] and won! 1 day, 12:18:49 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/23 23:32:46] zbe [596/1239] has come upon Techman [913/1025] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:50:27 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/10/23 21:17:18] zbe discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:44:58 towards level 86.
[11/11/23 00:28:41] SirNeo, JigmeDatse, and Tenedos [1267/2287] have team battled tomhek, zbe, and Lord255 [2463/3185] and lost! 1 day, 12:27:58 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/23 09:09:24] canton7, alexlehm, and Koffa [1303/2688] have team battled zbe, cornfeedhobo, and alephnull [1900/2742] and lost! 0 days, 20:46:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/23 15:17:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 9 days, 05:02:46 toward level 86.
[11/12/23 02:29:37] GilbertErik [636/812] has come upon zbe [1223/1239] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:18:06 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[11/12/23 22:34:49] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:38:40 towards level 86.
[11/15/23 09:29:48] zbe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:32:30 towards level 86.
[11/15/23 09:52:17] Lenny_, ter0, and StalkR [2254/2602] have team battled VonToutCourt, DrinkyBird, and zbe [3347/3897] and lost! 4 days, 00:48:21 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/23 16:37:26] zbe had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:01:17 from level 86.
[11/17/23 07:07:26] zbe, talisein, SirNeo, and freeboson have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/23 08:56:25] spex [624/1136] has come upon zbe [812/1239] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:14:55 is added to spex's clock.
[11/18/23 09:10:06] zbe [211/1239] has come upon pastly [199/485] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:32:13 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/22/23 19:25:24] hugga, drahthaar, and csc2ya [608/2426] have team battled hdm, Nuae, and zbe [2460/3159] and lost! 0 days, 23:47:35 is added to their clocks.
[11/22/23 20:45:17] anarcat [81/1294] has come upon zbe [817/1239] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:18:32 is added to anarcat's clock.
[11/23/23 11:28:44] zbe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:54:55 towards level 86.
[11/23/23 21:06:17] zbe [49/1239] has challenged Gangsterish [259/794] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:06:01 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/24/23 13:29:47] zbe [1143/1239] has come upon yNos [28/905] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:31:40 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/24/23 15:45:30] zbe [838/1239] has come upon dbx12 [656/814] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:24:03 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/25/23 03:16:25] zbe and Tangles have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/23 07:28:35] zbe and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/23 08:15:04] cadfael [722/750] has come upon zbe [363/1239] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:04:26 is removed from cadfael's clock.
[11/25/23 08:15:04] cadfael has dealt zbe a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:36:21 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/25/23 18:58:50] Kurenai [58/1003] has come upon zbe [1103/1239] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:04:07 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[11/25/23 21:37:03] Cirdan [970/1093] has come upon zbe [368/1239] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 13:53:30 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[11/26/23 23:29:40] vectr0n, Yarosh, and el [814/2101] have team battled zbe, bfft, and zifnab06 [1058/2835] and lost! 2 days, 06:28:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/23 20:29:48] zbe [641/1237] has challenged Puff [397/694] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:20:08 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/27/23 23:33:37] CompanionCube [292/558] has come upon zbe [91/1237] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:18:16 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[11/28/23 05:00:34] zbe and signofzeta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/23 07:11:17] zbe [586/1237] has come upon OobSaco [347/503] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:03:47 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/29/23 04:40:52] zbe [446/1237] has challenged Wam [93/1139] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:29:41 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/30/23 03:45:56] zbe [312/1237] has come upon bfft [560/937] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:03:54 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/30/23 05:42:50] zbe [401/1237] has come upon bfft [308/937] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:37:34 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/01/23 06:01:22] Kody, Misza, and cadfael [569/2249] have team battled zbe, Varjatticus, and Tangles [1317/2872] and lost! 0 days, 13:46:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/23 23:04:57] Kurenai [248/1007] has challenged zbe [1018/1237] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:50:38 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[12/02/23 12:59:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 1 day, 17:42:23 toward level 86.
[12/02/23 14:33:56] tass [281/690] has come upon zbe [285/1237] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:46:29 is added to tass's clock.
[12/03/23 14:33:23] zbe [733/1237] has challenged idlebot [149/1439] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:28:24 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/04/23 05:02:33] zbe died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:02:40 from level 87.
[12/04/23 10:32:32] zbe lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:59:46 from level 87.
[12/04/23 11:02:08] drahthaar, KindOne, and DontEvenPeek [1738/2254] have team battled zbe, pants, and jacob1 [1314/3429] and won! 3 days, 10:54:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/23 13:16:44] zbe [250/1237] has come upon Yarosh [65/544] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 05:31:49 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/05/23 11:18:45] zbe [739/1237] has challenged unicron [497/918] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:22:48 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/05/23 11:18:45] In the fierce battle, unicron dropped their level 159 amulet! zbe picks it up, tossing their old level 120 amulet to unicron.
[12/07/23 00:27:05] noex [319/475] has come upon zbe [859/1280] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:19:06 is added to noex's clock.
[12/07/23 10:30:44] vectr0n [591/733] has challenged zbe [899/1280] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:43:01 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[12/08/23 01:17:12] cfjk, anarcat, and zbe [744/3446] have team battled thornrag, Daikojun, and Wam [428/2426] and won! 0 days, 22:19:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/23 07:03:53] zbe [588/1280] has come upon Bolded [488/1006] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:24:56 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/11/23 13:36:24] zbe [808/1280] has come upon Varjatticus [549/625] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:34:16 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/11/23 18:15:38] zbe [930/1280] has come upon Carl [641/895] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:27:10 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/11/23 23:56:36] zbe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:14:21 towards level 87.
[12/12/23 01:22:26] LetMeKnow [197/265] has come upon zbe [608/1280] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:42 is added to LetMeKnow's clock.
[12/12/23 17:16:25] zbe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:37:07 towards level 87.
[12/13/23 15:21:45] zbe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:10 towards level 87.
[12/15/23 10:30:22] blobdog [130/466] has come upon zbe [85/1280] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:56:33 is removed from blobdog's clock.
[12/15/23 21:16:47] zbe and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/23 06:35:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 7 days, 20:12:02 toward level 87.
[12/17/23 06:32:38] zbe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:12 towards level 87.
[12/17/23 08:26:41] dwfreed, Kody, and Cirdan [109/2759] have team battled zbe, apb, and allo [2706/3381] and lost! 2 days, 18:59:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/23 08:31:01] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:21 towards level 87.
[12/18/23 11:05:38] tswsl, thornrag, and shikhin [52/2159] have team battled rawgreaze, gradator, and zbe [395/3040] and lost! 0 days, 07:18:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/23 12:39:55] zbe was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:38:37 from level 87.
[12/18/23 21:43:35] zbe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:54 towards level 87.
[12/19/23 05:34:26] zbe set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:58:26 from level 87.
[12/19/23 12:54:04] zbe sharpened the edge of their weapon! zbe's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/23 19:45:48] zbe [569/1312] has challenged Destruia [646/784] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:30:01 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/20/23 10:00:55] zbe [493/1312] has come upon adamus1red [763/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:04:39 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/20/23 18:31:54] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:09 towards level 87.
[12/22/23 12:09:48] "\@_, canton7, and zbe [518/3381] have team battled TheSilentLink, cadfael, and blobdog [1804/2492] and lost! 1 day, 03:46:25 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/23 15:01:58] Lord255 and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/23 20:09:40] MadMan and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/23 08:57:22] unicron [439/899] has challenged zbe [870/1312] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:57:50 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/24/23 02:58:22] zbe sharpened the edge of their weapon! zbe's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/25/23 05:11:55] nya and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/23 16:40:11] zbe [729/1347] has come upon nya [42/734] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:47:27 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/26/23 11:37:35] vectr0n [303/733] has challenged zbe [1088/1347] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:25:12 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[12/26/23 11:47:56] csc2ya [543/772] has come upon zbe [19/1347] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 00:35:39 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[12/27/23 18:55:18] zbe, slim, and popey [75/3344] have team battled gildarts, allo, and Cockatrice [1067/2575] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/23 20:00:56] zbe [655/1347] has challenged Ecko [662/955] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:38:12 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/29/23 09:00:45] zbe [224/1347] has challenged tomhek [867/1244] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:58:14 is added to zbe's clock.
[12/30/23 11:13:56] zbe had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:39:56 from level 88.
[01/01/24 02:23:14] zbe [394/1347] has come upon yNos [45/949] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 12:39:28 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/01/24 04:45:46] zbe [1352/1353] has come upon StalkR [916/1006] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 18:39:15 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/01/24 11:29:48] ion, Zaratustra, and cadfael [162/2417] have team battled Abe, StalkR, and zbe [959/2991] and lost! 1 day, 00:18:26 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/24 04:28:15] zbe [803/1353] has challenged Forud [604/1032] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:10:55 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/02/24 04:28:15] zbe has dealt Forud a Critical Strike! 4 days, 04:07:05 is added to Forud's clock.
[01/02/24 18:24:14] el, Fehu, and rawgreaze [236/2592] have team battled zbe, bookworm, and fstrelok [1419/3071] and lost! 0 days, 21:34:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/24 13:02:12] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:24:52 towards level 88.
[01/04/24 01:09:29] zbe [588/1353] has come upon Lord255 [64/613] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:09:41 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/04/24 01:39:46] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:23:45 towards level 88.
[01/04/24 02:28:34] zbe, SSLbits, and DividedByZero [946/2650] have team battled tswsl, fstrelok, and freeboson [2176/2569] and lost! 0 days, 12:13:57 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/24 04:54:28] zbe saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:33:38 from level 88.
[01/05/24 02:47:51] zbe ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:40:24 from level 88.
[01/05/24 07:06:39] freeboson, Shinzon, and IFireflyl [14/2257] have team battled Feras, Bluedog, and zbe [212/2790] and lost! 0 days, 04:43:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/24 08:04:18] zbe, buzel, and Asara [1336/3079] have team battled nya, drahthaar, and TheSilentLink [670/2724] and won! 4 days, 23:45:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/24 18:43:41] Cockroach [99/464] has challenged zbe [272/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:27:15 is added to Cockroach's clock.
[01/08/24 06:26:57] GilbertErik [355/801] has come upon zbe [53/1353] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:24:37 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[01/08/24 18:14:16] zbe and Bolded have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/24 09:40:12] zbe [84/1353] has come upon MetaNova [465/699] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:28:59 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/10/24 10:28:52] zbe and ter0 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/24 13:53:56] Misza [526/1047] has come upon zbe [116/1353] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:06:18 is removed from Misza's clock.
[01/10/24 13:53:56] Misza has dealt zbe a Critical Strike! 2 days, 01:32:41 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/11/24 14:32:48] kevkev, zbe, V, and io have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/24 15:09:52] PanamaCity3003 [0/6] has challenged zbe [67/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:52 is added to PanamaCity3003's clock.
[01/12/24 22:37:13] zbe [87/1353] has challenged jaxson [387/595] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:56:50 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/13/24 13:36:48] zbe and tomhek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/24 14:28:43] zbe and misha have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/24 06:46:19] zbe, MELOONi, and bird [1402/2724] have team battled signofzeta, Fenrik, and popey [605/3335] and won! 0 days, 04:20:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/24 14:42:55] Butch [37/45] has challenged zbe [1028/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:33 is added to Butch's clock.
[01/15/24 12:52:01] zbe [1027/1353] has challenged popey [949/972] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:23:06 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/15/24 20:28:54] soltys, Matthew, and zbe [1612/3295] have team battled damyan, io, and BenDover [465/2537] and won! 1 day, 10:02:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/24 04:04:38] zbe and Affliction have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/24 22:31:23] zbe walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:37:04 from level 88.
[01/20/24 00:56:58] justpink [2/10] has challenged zbe [200/1353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:10 is added to justpink's clock.
[01/20/24 13:22:33] zbe [609/1353] has challenged damyan [275/764] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:31:37 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/21/24 10:53:46] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:17 towards level 88.
[01/23/24 01:01:23] Paganel [615/787] has come upon zbe [1118/1353] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:08:36 is added to Paganel's clock.
[01/23/24 09:35:18] zbe [1322/1353] has come upon Feras [381/560] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:13:25 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/23/24 11:05:06] zbe [1276/1353] has challenged HeavyPodda [582/949] in combat and won! 15 days, 20:04:24 is removed from zbe's clock.
[01/23/24 15:00:50] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:49:05 towards level 89.
[01/23/24 15:35:05] GRIZZLYMAN, Melon, and sco1 [1056/2018] have team battled Pinkman, Techman, and zbe [1607/3342] and lost! 0 days, 20:40:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/24 12:45:28] zbe [19/1353] has challenged idlebot [243/1439] in combat and lost! 5 days, 21:52:49 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/24/24 18:12:30] idleneutral [556/650] has come upon zbe [84/1353] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:01:52 is removed from idleneutral's clock.
[01/24/24 23:51:09] dbx12, opcode, and zbe [291/2846] have team battled Crazycatlady, TimeWarp, and sc [3016/3136] and lost! 2 days, 15:55:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/24 01:21:53] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:11:58 towards level 89.
[01/25/24 03:49:11] Techman [1014/1052] has challenged zbe [234/1353] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:14:42 is removed from Techman's clock.
[01/25/24 04:48:24] Tangles, bg, and zbe [286/3498] have team battled apb, Shinzon, and HollowWasp [1154/1976] and lost! 2 days, 04:35:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/24 09:47:15] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:32:50 towards level 89.
[01/25/24 22:44:03] simple, zbe, and aqsd [2022/3229] have team battled spex, bg, and rawgreaze [420/3398] and won! 0 days, 09:42:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/24 09:35:09] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:09:12 towards level 89.
[01/26/24 21:08:25] sky and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/24 01:16:06] zbe got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:35:16 from level 89.
[01/28/24 00:03:08] zbe, Yarosh, idleneutral, and boscage have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/24 08:58:13] zbe, Zed_Spiker, and realguy [605/2935] have team battled Ungoliant, Acolarh, and buyoq [868/2519] and lost! 0 days, 01:21:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/24 23:54:37] Fenrik [700/1234] has come upon zbe [523/1353] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:02:31 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[01/29/24 00:59:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed zbe with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 21:20:07 from level 89.
[01/29/24 16:20:19] zbe fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:17:51 from level 89.
[01/31/24 03:26:20] Misza [536/1064] has come upon zbe [1282/1356] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:36:47 is added to Misza's clock.
[02/02/24 13:25:53] zbe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:49:15 towards level 89.
[02/02/24 19:15:05] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:51:24 towards level 89.
[02/02/24 22:49:21] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:14:52 towards level 89.
[02/03/24 07:05:33] zbe and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/24 10:01:56] Lnk [72/834] has come upon zbe [137/1356] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:08:05 is added to Lnk's clock.
[02/04/24 10:36:05] eising and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/24 06:02:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 21 days, 17:59:07 toward level 89.
[02/07/24 03:11:21] zbe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:52 towards level 89.
[02/07/24 19:12:25] zbe [401/1356] has challenged Asara [666/878] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:24:24 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/07/24 21:20:57] zbe misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:16:57 from level 89.
[02/07/24 23:18:10] zbe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:54 towards level 89.
[02/08/24 08:51:05] noex [29/488] has come upon zbe [677/1356] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:45:33 is added to noex's clock.
[02/08/24 13:56:05] zbe, VonToutCourt, and dbx12 [269/3613] have team battled IFireflyl, h00k, and Misza [122/2381] and won! 1 day, 14:17:54 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/24 02:24:23] ZOTTA, Ungoliant, and bookworm [2698/2966] have team battled gendish, zbe, and theZoMBiE [2022/2354] and won! 0 days, 10:51:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/24 09:18:03] Matthew, sky, and alexlehm [69/2699] have team battled GRIZZLYMAN, zbe, and sco1 [50/2632] and won! 0 days, 19:52:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/24 16:29:25] zbe and Minus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/24 19:57:04] zbe and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/24 13:41:29] zbe [636/1356] has challenged Lilith [218/927] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:06:14 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/12/24 22:43:58] Ancalagon [83/645] has challenged zbe [559/1356] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:39 is added to Ancalagon's clock.
[02/14/24 03:25:55] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:14 towards level 89.
[02/14/24 04:12:36] Wolf, pwae, and zbe [682/3152] have team battled vegadark, kenyon, and Zed_Spiker [1605/3082] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/14/24 09:55:48] zbe [753/1356] has challenged mute [276/325] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:11:34 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/14/24 16:54:42] zbe [442/1356] has challenged ukleinek [705/1023] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:51:40 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/16/24 09:04:39] ahmubashshir [467/628] has challenged zbe [855/1356] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:48:26 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[02/16/24 16:05:29] zbe spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! zbe's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/16/24 17:06:45] zbe [724/1345] has challenged yano [252/930] in combat and won! 16 days, 12:26:57 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/16/24 18:15:06] hugga [828/970] has come upon zbe [1051/1345] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 20:14:22 is added to hugga's clock.
[02/17/24 00:06:45] SSLbits, Soulwhisper, and zbe [1740/2497] have team battled signofzeta, BastelBot, and TimWolla [402/3040] and won! 0 days, 05:27:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/24 00:22:13] zbe and IFireflyl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/24 00:28:59] Misza [703/1064] has come upon zbe [1231/1345] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:18:44 is added to Misza's clock.
[02/17/24 03:24:57] Thorael and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/24 08:24:28] arch_il [63/233] has challenged zbe [556/1345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to arch_il's clock.
[02/17/24 09:05:38] Dex [147/471] has challenged zbe [66/1345] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:49:58 is removed from Dex's clock.
[02/18/24 06:04:49] Nehi [164/174] has challenged zbe [877/1345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to Nehi's clock.
[02/18/24 06:33:17] zbe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:36:55 towards level 90.
[02/18/24 10:18:44] noex, vegadark, and Gangsterish [310/2521] have team battled sam, Puff, and zbe [907/2987] and lost! 1 day, 03:56:33 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/24 06:21:24] zbe [815/1345] has challenged CodeGeek [715/1263] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:27:18 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/22/24 02:40:07] zbe ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:05:10 from level 90.
[02/22/24 10:44:35] hugga, Aksej, and Neil [2657/2884] have team battled Misza, zbe, and hax404 [238/3058] and won! 2 days, 21:41:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/24 07:49:24] zbe [181/1345] has challenged Tangles [35/1048] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:50:42 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/24/24 11:50:27] hdm [578/1013] has challenged zbe [649/1345] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:45:01 is added to hdm's clock.
[02/24/24 20:22:53] DividedByZero [476/541] has come upon zbe [482/1345] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:47:17 is added to DividedByZero's clock.
[02/24/24 21:53:06] Tabmow [657/922] has come upon zbe [590/1345] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:26:27 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[02/25/24 10:59:28] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:02:53 towards level 90.
[02/25/24 15:50:02] Brocker [50/300] has come upon zbe [1169/1345] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:25:40 is added to Brocker's clock.
[02/25/24 20:22:43] kptr, zbe, and idleevil [2800/3073] have team battled allo, Xenthys, and idleneutral [1524/2384] and won! 0 days, 18:34:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/24 00:26:57] zbe and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/24 09:01:26] zbe [435/1345] has challenged vegadark [873/949] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:08:31 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/28/24 02:37:46] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:06:57 towards level 90.
[02/28/24 17:18:29] Zed_Spiker [975/1085] has come upon zbe [1179/1345] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:46:03 is added to Zed_Spiker's clock.
[03/01/24 01:01:25] scornn [334/561] has challenged zbe [298/1345] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:58:06 is removed from scornn's clock.
[03/01/24 12:58:52] Kody [377/526] has come upon zbe [1099/1345] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:24:08 is added to Kody's clock.
[03/01/24 21:19:50] cfjk [540/862] has challenged zbe [702/1345] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:52:54 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/02/24 09:26:16] dwfreed, Xenthys, and Daikojun [2065/2687] have team battled zbe, thatmint, and jayvee [1732/2823] and won! 0 days, 12:19:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/24 15:32:20] zbe and tomhek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/24 23:00:15] zbe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:20 towards level 90.
[03/04/24 03:02:53] Crazycatlady [612/1157] has come upon zbe [1256/1345] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:51:29 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[03/07/24 08:22:45] zbe [57/1345] has come upon vectr0n [165/766] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:44:59 is added to zbe's clock.
[03/08/24 12:38:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 1 day, 17:45:04 toward level 90.
[03/09/24 06:58:26] zbe [491/1345] has challenged Blohsh [458/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:25:22 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/09/24 08:58:42] nawcom [451/966] has come upon zbe [302/1345] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:35:25 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[03/09/24 10:16:25] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:40 towards level 90.
[03/10/24 15:14:44] zbe and Minus have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/24 17:27:22] zbe [660/1345] has come upon OobSaco [249/597] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:12:34 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/12/24 10:13:42] zbe and IFireflyl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/24 19:14:50] Sombra, vectr0n, and GilbertErik [950/2783] have team battled Cirdan, zbe, and nowz [1904/3089] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/24 05:27:45] zbe [224/1373] has challenged Gorek [134/996] in combat and won! 17 days, 01:09:25 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/13/24 10:46:33] zbe [1368/1373] has come upon Ankhers [605/834] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 12:06:05 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/17/24 05:11:15] zbe, elf, and Pinkman [1411/3159] have team battled sky, heisenbug, and DrinkyBird [959/3045] and won! 0 days, 14:18:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/24 10:48:32] HollowWasp, Wam, and zbe [1279/3147] have team battled Shinzon, Crazycatlady, and Koffa [2445/2956] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/24 17:29:01] zbe [1067/1373] has come upon Ungoliant [347/812] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:06:06 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/19/24 06:49:13] zbe learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:18:26 from level 91.
[03/22/24 02:46:50] zbe [1275/1373] has come upon ukleinek [282/1011] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:49:41 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/22/24 05:34:49] zbe sharpened the edge of their weapon! zbe's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/24 08:03:23] zuper [135/482] has challenged zbe [30/1412] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:40:30 is removed from zuper's clock.
[03/24/24 02:45:20] zbe [578/1412] has come upon abarat [116/335] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:56:01 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/25/24 03:31:25] zbe stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:17:11 towards level 91.
[03/25/24 09:04:03] zbe discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:39:54 towards level 91.
[03/25/24 14:06:28] zbe [1302/1412] has come upon damyan [140/774] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:22:33 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/26/24 01:08:59] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:59:15 towards level 91.
[03/28/24 08:51:04] Ungoliant, zbe, and Bolded [2862/3198] have team battled MetaNova, bg, and Fenrik [2625/3616] and won! 0 days, 18:44:35 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/24 11:12:45] Sombra [994/1254] has challenged zbe [461/1412] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:06:14 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[03/29/24 23:16:59] zbe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:04:32 towards level 91.
[03/30/24 16:59:34] zbe broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:42:44 from level 91.
[03/30/24 20:38:07] Minus, nathan, and chadgpt [1909/2104] have team battled zbe, tmberg, and dwfreed [1148/3667] and won! 0 days, 13:30:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/24 22:39:07] t3chn0, HeavyPodda, and zbe [2897/3429] have team battled Bluedog, scumola, and cadfael [1074/2367] and won! 0 days, 17:29:18 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/24 19:42:46] zbe and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/24 12:21:36] zbe sharpened the edge of their weapon! zbe's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/03/24 12:23:42] zbe broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:18:34 from level 91.
[04/05/24 06:56:47] zbe [99/1454] has challenged rs [141/541] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:30:47 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/05/24 21:28:40] zbe [1333/1454] has come upon laama [244/926] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:34:42 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/06/24 03:30:56] zbe was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:18:09 from level 91.
[04/07/24 07:38:22] ToHellWithGA [214/1301] has come upon zbe [198/1454] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:10:41 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[04/07/24 20:13:14] jacquesssss [152/459] has challenged zbe [1442/1454] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:58:47 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[04/07/24 21:16:45] DojShadow, Ganonk, and zbe [1418/2582] have team battled jayvee, scornn, and Tangles [673/2411] and won! 0 days, 00:33:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/24 21:41:57] zbe, Drin, and fstrelok [2541/3424] have team battled t3chn0, elf, and Pinkman [405/2843] and won! 0 days, 00:22:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/24 23:10:04] zbe [765/1454] has challenged \dev\ice [540/920] in combat and won! 13 days, 23:18:08 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/08/24 18:13:47] zbe [274/1454] has come upon OobSaco [21/693] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:31:32 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/08/24 23:48:25] dyvonna and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/24 15:26:53] _sh [468/1052] has challenged zbe [696/1454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:49:34 is added to _sh's clock.
[04/10/24 22:07:10] ukleinek, Fischmiep, and hdm [887/2556] have team battled ColonelPanic001, Tangles, and zbe [2194/3344] and lost! 0 days, 07:36:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/24 22:55:30] EddieT137, Ungoliant, and bobvador [1732/2985] have team battled Zaratustra, Sario, and zbe [1558/3090] and won! 0 days, 13:39:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/24 00:34:47] zbe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:23:36 towards level 92.
[04/11/24 22:41:25] Nehi [370/393] has challenged zbe [1242/1459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:47:56 is added to Nehi's clock.
[04/12/24 03:09:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 20 days, 02:56:13 toward level 92.
[04/12/24 23:39:14] ChowderKeg [302/547] has come upon zbe [832/1459] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:54:00 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[04/13/24 21:02:04] Neil, bird, and kevkev [1440/1779] have team battled nathan, MadMan, and zbe [816/2953] and won! 0 days, 22:51:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/24 10:11:33] keepermurph, zbe, hiod, and Sombra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/24 20:38:16] zbe, kptr, and Cockatrice [1049/3114] have team battled JohnMH, Tabmow, and kzootech [101/2000] and won! 0 days, 05:09:40 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/24 22:43:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed zbe with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 13:58:32 from level 92.
[04/16/24 08:50:43] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:05:33 towards level 92.
[04/16/24 10:49:19] DojShadow [230/595] has challenged zbe [1423/1459] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:12:20 is added to DojShadow's clock.
[04/16/24 18:36:12] noex [106/505] has challenged zbe [843/1459] in combat and lost! 7 days, 16:38:51 is added to noex's clock.
[04/17/24 19:43:59] zbe was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:09:22 from level 92.
[04/18/24 01:19:56] zbe [15/1459] has challenged Gangsterish [105/1090] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:29:40 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/18/24 13:06:00] zbe [600/1459] has come upon HollowWasp [71/631] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:48:10 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/19/24 06:06:25] zbe was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:21:35 from level 92.
[04/20/24 01:44:53] StalkR [98/1067] has challenged zbe [1361/1459] in combat and lost! 9 days, 21:41:15 is added to StalkR's clock.
[04/20/24 04:07:27] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:47:42 towards level 92.
[04/21/24 05:02:19] Affliction [390/585] has come upon zbe [522/1459] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:17:53 is added to Affliction's clock.
[04/22/24 00:02:21] heisenbug, DrinkyBird, and xbill [2575/2860] have team battled soltys, zbe, and Misza [1557/3714] and won! 0 days, 20:26:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/24 17:55:44] zbe [981/1459] has challenged Blohsh [329/541] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:40:03 is removed from zbe's clock.
[04/24/24 09:21:50] kptr [224/771] has challenged zbe [541/1459] in combat and lost! 10 days, 00:48:27 is added to kptr's clock.
[04/24/24 14:41:37] zbe [90/1459] has come upon Kurenai [385/1043] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:53:27 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/25/24 10:30:37] ChowderKeg [472/530] has come upon zbe [1042/1459] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:20:36 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[04/25/24 16:42:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 4 days, 01:16:27 toward level 92.
[04/25/24 22:02:01] Koffa [551/988] has come upon zbe [756/1459] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:41:03 is added to Koffa's clock.
[04/26/24 09:26:06] hugga, Tabmow, and zbe [3325/3383] have team battled Zaratustra, adamus1red, and el [2146/2396] and won! 1 day, 15:57:24 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/24 18:19:17] zbe and _sh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/24 09:45:17] zbe, scumola, and Butch [801/2546] have team battled slim, Zaratustra, and buzel [495/2357] and won! 0 days, 13:22:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/24 22:22:18] Ancalagon [269/667] has challenged zbe [440/1459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:48:51 is added to Ancalagon's clock.
[04/29/24 01:07:38] t3chn0, zbe, DojShadow, and nawcom have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/29/24 02:12:55] TheSilentLink, h00k, and zbe [617/3064] have team battled bsleep, Notir, and rawgreaze [1611/2785] and lost! 0 days, 09:42:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/24 04:30:08] zbe [240/1459] has challenged anarcat [255/1313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:51 is added to zbe's clock.
[04/30/24 03:48:12] elf [765/858] has come upon zbe [890/1459] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:34:33 is added to elf's clock.
[05/01/24 00:50:46] tomhek [680/1233] has come upon zbe [515/1459] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:42:09 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[05/01/24 13:02:35] bot [183/299] has come upon zbe [101/1459] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:43:59 is removed from bot's clock.
[05/01/24 15:13:41] Garg, zbe, jacob1, and rawgreaze have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/24 18:11:01] zbe [792/1459] has challenged shikhin [748/1190] in combat and won! 18 days, 07:12:02 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/02/24 05:18:02] tomhek, \dev\ice, and idlegood [831/2592] have team battled zbe, Ancalagon, and gegenschein [1630/2878] and lost! 1 day, 02:56:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/24 04:17:13] n0ssh, zbe, and tass [2076/2949] have team battled Kayn, bookworm, and \dev\ice [391/2378] and won! 2 days, 12:52:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/24 14:57:31] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:22:34 towards level 93.
[05/05/24 06:07:42] zbe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:05:52 from level 93.
[05/06/24 05:44:44] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:08:45 towards level 93.
[05/06/24 12:25:33] zbe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:58:14 towards level 93.
[05/06/24 19:46:31] zbe [345/1459] has come upon Puff [83/680] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:39:45 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/07/24 02:20:43] zbe [1000/1459] has challenged jra [48/437] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:50:55 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/07/24 05:00:12] zbe and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/24 04:43:28] zbe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:59:17 towards level 93.
[05/11/24 08:12:46] yano [840/905] has come upon zbe [1384/1459] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:26:05 is added to yano's clock.
[05/11/24 09:09:15] zbe discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:25:33 towards level 93.
[05/11/24 19:12:41] zbe and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/24 04:34:23] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:26:36 towards level 93.
[05/12/24 22:58:23] zbe [206/1459] has challenged Palpatine [320/334] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:00:05 is added to zbe's clock.
[05/14/24 04:16:29] Jens, Daikojun, and zbe [1495/3153] have team battled Gorek, cornfeedhobo, and rawgreaze [1086/2897] and won! 1 day, 22:12:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/24 12:14:58] zbe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:31:10 towards level 93.
[05/15/24 04:48:08] Kayn, zbe, wille, and wowbagger have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/15/24 10:53:57] zbe and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/24 21:06:08] Aksej, zbe, and allo [631/3406] have team battled canton7, ToHellWithGA, and \dev\ice [2776/3050] and lost! 1 day, 16:56:01 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/24 09:39:22] SSLbits [699/924] has challenged zbe [56/1459] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:38:59 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[05/19/24 13:27:19] zbe and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/24 18:18:39] zbe [995/1459] has come upon yNos [1102/1257] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:22:03 is added to zbe's clock.
[05/20/24 19:03:17] Kayn and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/24 09:15:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 0 days, 20:56:10 toward level 93.
[05/21/24 16:37:30] zbe and BlueJay have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/24 18:06:24] zbe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:57 towards level 93.
[05/23/24 08:27:04] ion, zbe, and Soulwhisper [834/2859] have team battled Lilith, unicron, and yNos [1025/3160] and lost! 0 days, 07:50:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/24 06:03:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 0 days, 00:38:58 toward level 93.
[05/25/24 06:49:23] zbe [1251/1497] has challenged spex [306/1245] in combat and won! 17 days, 16:16:37 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/25/24 11:11:15] zbe [837/1497] has come upon Thorael [96/854] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 06:20:42 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/25/24 11:50:52] Anarchaos [36/174] has challenged zbe [911/1497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:08 is added to Anarchaos's clock.
[05/25/24 19:19:03] IFireflyl [560/799] has challenged zbe [1388/1497] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:05:31 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[05/26/24 07:24:02] Blohsh [176/541] has come upon zbe [355/1497] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:22:55 is added to Blohsh's clock.
[05/26/24 12:29:16] Omega, sky, and dyvonna [847/2871] have team battled DrinkyBird, zbe, and vegadark [3595/3692] and lost! 1 day, 09:56:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/24 12:29:51] zbe [748/1497] has challenged RussellB [782/998] in combat and lost! 6 days, 02:53:18 is added to zbe's clock.
[05/27/24 14:47:11] zbe bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:10:49 towards level 94.
[05/28/24 02:32:17] zbe and idlegood have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/24 11:01:02] zbe [21/1497] has come upon malat [162/566] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:07:55 is added to zbe's clock.
[05/28/24 14:31:12] GilbertErik [264/1009] has come upon zbe [1032/1497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:25:32 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[05/28/24 16:37:15] zbe [239/1497] has challenged solarsparq [18/833] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:12:52 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/28/24 23:59:04] zbe [723/1497] has come upon idlegood [681/712] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:25:07 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/29/24 19:50:58] zbe [278/1497] has come upon philipp__ [227/488] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:25:34 is removed from zbe's clock.
[05/30/24 14:10:36] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:35:02 towards level 94.
[05/31/24 05:12:41] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:35:59 towards level 94.
[05/31/24 20:56:06] zbe was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:56:34 from level 94.
[06/01/24 15:04:34] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:23:45 towards level 94.
[06/02/24 09:06:33] zbe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:16:03 towards level 94.
[06/02/24 10:31:10] bsleep, zbe, TimWolla, and el have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/24 06:11:51] zbe, Dex, sc, and Xenthys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/24 07:27:31] zbe and Nysdar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/24 04:18:09] kenyon [338/1074] has challenged zbe [1112/1497] in combat and lost! 3 days, 04:02:01 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/04/24 21:12:55] dodecahedron, Bluedog, and zbe [358/2990] have team battled Kachin, Jens, and Fenrik [2759/3367] and lost! 0 days, 07:28:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/24 11:26:11] Lord255 [163/1147] has challenged zbe [1171/1497] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:54:25 is added to Lord255's clock.
[06/06/24 18:53:30] Pricey [201/534] has come upon zbe [210/1497] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 11:21:03 is added to Pricey's clock.
[06/07/24 18:14:37] Crazycatlady [1059/1168] has come upon zbe [1135/1497] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:42:55 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[06/08/24 04:13:19] zbe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:16 towards level 94.
[06/09/24 16:35:28] zbe [393/1497] has come upon adamus1red [234/873] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:30:50 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/10/24 04:06:20] zbe [498/1497] has come upon Gangsterish [354/1090] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:04:37 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/10/24 21:32:33] zbe [1496/1497] has challenged jacob1 [565/911] in combat and won! 19 days, 14:12:15 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/11/24 12:58:23] zbe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:41:55 towards level 95.
[06/11/24 16:34:03] Silvanus_Betrium, misha, and brycec [754/2934] have team battled Affliction, ChowderKeg, and zbe [2265/2575] and lost! 0 days, 16:50:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/24 21:20:45] jayvee, zbe, and sc [1045/3474] have team battled Reilly, Carl, and Lnk [1790/2498] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/24 02:25:04] ion [738/910] has come upon zbe [732/1497] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 14:19:12 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/13/24 03:54:30] zbe [804/1497] has come upon scornn [267/837] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 07:14:22 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/14/24 07:55:39] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:31:08 towards level 95.
[06/14/24 09:31:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 14 days, 00:16:50 toward level 95.
[06/14/24 12:21:54] zbe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:03:27 towards level 95.
[06/15/24 05:31:30] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:49:55 towards level 95.
[06/15/24 08:00:59] gryphus [67/364] has challenged zbe [75/1497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:14:04 is added to gryphus's clock.
[06/15/24 08:34:26] GilbertErik [520/1020] has challenged zbe [430/1497] in combat and won! 18 days, 07:01:52 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[06/16/24 00:02:15] Lnk, tomhek, and CodeGeek [942/3399] have team battled zbe, _sh, and Daikojun [1055/3293] and lost! 1 day, 00:08:59 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/24 15:42:18] zbe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:40:54 towards level 95.
[06/17/24 07:49:07] kptr [434/827] has challenged zbe [320/1497] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:24:06 is removed from kptr's clock.
[06/17/24 10:10:43] zbe and Notir have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/24 14:48:19] zbe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:03:36 towards level 95.
[06/18/24 06:10:33] zbe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:18:06 towards level 95.
[06/19/24 00:32:02] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:14:56 towards level 95.
[06/19/24 07:55:43] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:24 towards level 95.
[06/19/24 14:05:55] zbe [817/1497] has challenged slim [838/1115] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:29:48 is added to zbe's clock.
[06/20/24 10:47:56] TimeWarp [793/884] has come upon zbe [223/1497] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:31:08 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[06/20/24 16:04:52] zbe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:05:49 towards level 95.
[06/21/24 03:17:21] Tenorman [155/753] has challenged zbe [1170/1497] in combat and lost! 7 days, 20:27:18 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[06/21/24 21:47:20] zbe lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:25:41 from level 95.
[06/22/24 10:23:04] CrashOverride, zbe, and HollowWasp [2679/2922] have team battled Nuae, eising, and mordac [281/2827] and won! 0 days, 09:04:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/24 12:26:54] allo [38/817] has challenged zbe [612/1497] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:36:17 is added to allo's clock.
[06/23/24 01:13:41] hdm, zbe, and Khorne [574/3440] have team battled nawcom, ukleinek, and fstrelok [962/2907] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/24 13:27:52] sam, Tangles, and heisenbug [1128/2707] have team battled zbe, Kachin, and gradator [2993/3305] and lost! 6 days, 22:41:43 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/24 02:13:41] dwfreed, zbe, and BastelBot [2183/3473] have team battled Pinkman, theZoMBiE, and misha [1471/2511] and won! 1 day, 13:31:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/24 07:56:15] zbe EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:52:48 from level 95.
[06/25/24 21:13:10] Kayn and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/24 03:57:29] zbe invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:46 towards level 95.
[06/26/24 15:46:48] pants stole zbe's level 97 helm while they were sleeping! pants leaves their old level 73 helm behind, which zbe then takes.
[06/27/24 10:18:28] zbe and catte have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/24 12:47:35] jacob1, bobvador, and arv [2043/2377] have team battled tsr, Tangles, and zbe [638/3354] and won! 0 days, 01:56:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/24 19:59:10] nathan, ToHellWithGA, and hugga [2603/3179] have team battled buzel, thornrag, and zbe [1692/2998] and won! 7 days, 11:17:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/24 08:25:17] xanax [124/260] has challenged zbe [1116/1470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:12 is added to xanax's clock.
[06/29/24 09:11:47] zbe [1456/1470] has challenged MetaNova [154/1327] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:15:34 is removed from zbe's clock.
[06/29/24 19:28:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed zbe with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 06:46:12 from level 95.
[06/30/24 15:30:49] zbe [1447/1470] has challenged xbill [49/881] in combat and won! 18 days, 02:21:25 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/01/24 08:28:55] zbe [560/1470] has challenged medivh [504/766] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:39:35 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/01/24 18:17:45] zbe [31/1470] has come upon AMNeSia [12/197] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:46:36 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/02/24 04:02:00] drahthaar [34/884] has come upon zbe [486/1470] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:18:03 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[07/02/24 07:32:59] zbe was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:31:28 towards level 96.
[07/02/24 17:00:12] zbe [1451/1470] has come upon Kayn [471/640] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:47:32 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/02/24 19:47:54] zbe [21/1470] has come upon bg [780/1066] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:11:29 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/03/24 03:22:00] zbe stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:35:59 towards level 96.
[07/03/24 12:34:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed zbe with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 09:42:45 from level 96.
[07/03/24 12:57:52] jacquesssss [271/470] has come upon zbe [674/1470] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:40:02 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[07/03/24 19:12:59] hax404 [274/669] has come upon zbe [842/1470] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:09:14 is added to hax404's clock.
[07/06/24 13:07:28] aqsd [476/576] has come upon zbe [302/1470] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:34:35 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[07/07/24 16:09:17] zbe and VonToutCourt have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/24 17:23:53] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:01:26 towards level 96.
[07/07/24 20:26:57] zbe had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:36:30 from level 96.
[07/08/24 00:27:41] zbe, drahthaar, and Drin [2869/3495] have team battled Kurenai, catte, and Koffa [942/2504] and won! 6 days, 20:30:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/24 04:33:20] zbe [71/1470] has come upon Omega [793/1119] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:35:36 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/08/24 23:46:45] zbe and hax404 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/24 04:19:12] zbe [1285/1470] has challenged ZOTTA [60/1148] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:54:42 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/09/24 15:14:18] bsleep and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/24 20:59:10] tomhek, Pinkman, and zbe [3530/3684] have team battled nya, Sombra, and dodecahedron [1751/2682] and won! 2 days, 03:08:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/24 18:16:21] zbe got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:52:06 from level 96.
[07/10/24 23:55:17] zbe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:14:06 towards level 96.
[07/11/24 01:45:58] zbe broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:59:10 from level 96.
[07/11/24 03:46:22] Lnk, pwae, and scumola [2532/2711] have team battled zbe, Gangsterish, and crysis [2060/3537] and won! 1 day, 20:26:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/24 05:42:46] u4ia, scornn, and zbe [1736/2967] have team battled t3chn0, GRIZZLYMAN, and ZOTTA [2397/3261] and lost! 4 days, 04:03:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/24 18:31:32] zbe lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:06:16 from level 96.
[07/12/24 22:21:09] LittleMike [142/256] has challenged zbe [356/1470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:11:30 is added to LittleMike's clock.
[07/13/24 14:47:35] zbe [879/1470] has challenged idleneutral [214/687] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:42:57 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/15/24 04:27:12] tmberg [312/1149] has challenged zbe [310/1470] in combat and won! 15 days, 21:53:03 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[07/15/24 10:59:07] zbe [987/1470] has challenged elf [130/861] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:19:45 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/17/24 14:29:48] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:42:42 towards level 96.
[07/17/24 16:11:39] buzel and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/24 01:06:54] zbe set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:30:28 from level 96.
[07/18/24 21:43:34] zbe discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:46:30 towards level 96.
[07/19/24 00:11:34] zbe and tswsl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/24 04:25:16] zbe, ZOTTA, and pastly [1545/3349] have team battled CornFly, pfoley, and TheSilentLink [2846/3358] and lost! 3 days, 12:42:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/24 09:05:22] soltys, Wam, and zbe [840/3847] have team battled bg, Omega, and yNos [3371/3422] and lost! 4 days, 04:42:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/24 17:28:44] zbe [21/1476] has challenged hugga [110/936] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:35:14 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/20/24 21:34:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 17 days, 06:03:30 toward level 96.
[07/21/24 07:38:14] aqsd [573/576] has challenged zbe [875/1476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:59:49 is added to aqsd's clock.
[07/21/24 11:39:18] zbe [1303/1476] has challenged SirBummelz [295/900] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:52:06 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/23/24 06:13:48] sco1 [499/568] has come upon zbe [793/1476] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:55:57 is added to sco1's clock.
[07/23/24 08:47:44] figment [203/364] has challenged zbe [1364/1476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:02:29 is added to figment's clock.
[07/23/24 13:52:14] CornFly [548/1031] has challenged zbe [465/1476] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:41:30 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[07/24/24 03:34:46] zbe and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/24 16:27:31] sky and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/24 21:17:47] zbe, HeavyPodda, and Daikojun [1911/3147] have team battled sam, Kayn, and StalkR [2230/3013] and lost! 0 days, 09:37:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/24 06:28:28] Sulyvahn [7/14] has challenged zbe [864/1476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:43 is added to Sulyvahn's clock.
[07/26/24 20:59:55] zbe learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:07 towards level 96.
[07/27/24 10:16:28] idleneutral [593/690] has challenged zbe [930/1476] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:04:22 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[07/27/24 15:34:40] zbe and DojShadow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/24 02:31:56] zbe [988/1476] has challenged sco1 [130/568] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:55:52 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/28/24 23:38:28] zbe [97/1476] has come upon Bluedog [678/888] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 03:36:57 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/29/24 01:59:44] Celediel, Aksej, and yano [983/2688] have team battled io, zbe, and gradator [1228/3502] and lost! 0 days, 14:41:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/24 14:35:54] d4n13L [673/693] has come upon zbe [590/1476] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:21:58 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[07/30/24 00:32:26] zbe [223/1476] has challenged hugga [572/971] in combat and lost! 8 days, 02:54:15 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/31/24 12:55:28] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 15:49:55 towards level 97.
[08/01/24 03:40:32] zbe sharpened the edge of their weapon! zbe's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/24 09:18:31] Dex [270/795] has come upon zbe [395/1522] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:31:54 is added to Dex's clock.
[08/02/24 08:53:35] zbe [925/1522] has challenged scornn [369/915] in combat and won! 12 days, 23:23:59 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/03/24 08:43:50] hdm [716/1162] has come upon zbe [642/1522] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:41:18 is removed from hdm's clock.
[08/04/24 00:16:28] zbe [1489/1522] has come upon Ungoliant [344/836] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 17:23:12 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/04/24 04:02:32] zbe was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:42:28 from level 97.
[08/04/24 19:16:53] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:12:53 towards level 97.
[08/06/24 03:38:49] zbe was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:33:31 from level 97.
[08/06/24 05:39:52] CrashOverride [260/786] has come upon zbe [955/1522] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:02:11 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[08/06/24 08:54:31] Khorne, apb, and zbe [3241/3396] have team battled zifnab06, TheSilentLink, and anarcat [792/3107] and won! 2 days, 00:06:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/24 18:55:59] signofzeta, CodeGeek, and zbe [1558/3943] have team battled tsr, tomhek, and HollowWasp [3063/3087] and lost! 10 days, 00:57:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/24 21:07:03] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:59:32 towards level 97.
[08/07/24 01:23:13] Wolf [567/939] has challenged zbe [1207/1522] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:07:11 is added to Wolf's clock.
[08/07/24 06:10:15] zbe [593/1522] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [258/1184] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:18:22 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/08/24 14:52:22] ChowderKeg, Zaratustra, and allo [1645/2050] have team battled zbe, koyaan, and ZOTTA [2718/3000] and lost! 1 day, 23:36:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/24 18:34:25] Zaratustra, zbe, and Fenrik [450/3514] have team battled Omega, Blohsh, and soltys [1087/3012] and lost! 0 days, 04:21:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/24 23:50:53] zbe and Pinkman have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/24 05:31:09] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:48:32 towards level 97.
[08/10/24 00:36:41] zbe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zbe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/24 09:22:20] signofzeta, jaxson, and kevkev [2024/2916] have team battled zbe, Ravenloft, and adamus1red [1459/2795] and won! 5 days, 06:11:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/24 14:00:30] zbe died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:10:59 from level 97.
[08/10/24 23:59:17] pyre [1120/1130] has come upon zbe [980/1527] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 19:12:10 is removed from pyre's clock.
[08/12/24 14:25:42] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:12:26 towards level 97.
[08/13/24 17:22:10] gildarts, hax404, and zbe [1890/3074] have team battled Cockroach, Thorael, and pyre [35/2877] and won! 1 day, 03:41:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/24 20:06:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 2 days, 19:30:06 toward level 97.
[08/15/24 10:48:23] ponzu [168/397] has come upon zbe [388/1527] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:04:01 is added to ponzu's clock.
[08/16/24 14:04:08] zbe [1444/1527] has come upon Garg [0/630] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:24:45 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/19/24 06:49:00] Ecko [855/1034] has come upon zbe [1170/1527] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:41:17 is added to Ecko's clock.
[08/22/24 03:15:28] hax404 [337/658] has come upon zbe [250/1527] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 16:26:07 is removed from hax404's clock.
[08/22/24 05:59:44] fork [380/1065] has challenged zbe [587/1527] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:37:07 is added to fork's clock.
[08/22/24 10:00:48] _sh [1047/1095] has challenged zbe [1200/1527] in combat and lost! 11 days, 14:01:01 is added to _sh's clock.
[08/22/24 19:06:10] Dex, misha, and VonToutCourt [211/2876] have team battled zbe, anarcat, and nn2407 [2042/3016] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/24 15:08:34] BastelBot [596/904] has challenged zbe [1143/1527] in combat and lost! 14 days, 04:45:23 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[08/24/24 02:48:04] washclof [1396/1699] has challenged zbe [312/1527] in combat and won! 21 days, 09:41:16 is removed from washclof's clock.
[08/24/24 04:12:22] zbe [212/1527] has challenged nn2407 [281/377] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:15:43 is added to zbe's clock.
[08/25/24 03:31:14] tswsl, zbe, and Koffa [13/3209] have team battled GilbertErik, Cirdan, and keepmyshirt [359/2852] and lost! 3 days, 02:37:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/24 18:22:35] zbe [904/1527] has challenged jaxson [787/1009] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:34:16 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/26/24 08:29:40] CodeGeek, gideonstar, and Omega [2202/3318] have team battled zbe, Yarosh, and dbx12 [1230/3197] and won! 3 days, 20:25:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/24 10:36:06] zbe and catte have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/24 06:57:37] V [578/1224] has come upon zbe [1412/1527] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:51:11 is added to V's clock.
[08/28/24 07:22:19] dbx12, Celediel, and zbe [205/3289] have team battled misha, BlueJay, and Cockatrice [1541/2463] and lost! 0 days, 18:08:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/24 09:15:42] zbe discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:35:12 towards level 97.
[08/29/24 11:02:11] popey, pants, and zbe [2528/3924] have team battled StalkR, CrashOverride, and Puff [2086/2783] and won! 0 days, 15:51:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/24 05:50:11] Minus, popey, and washclof [26/3600] have team battled GilbertErik, zbe, and keepmyshirt [1312/3042] and lost! 5 days, 19:58:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/24 01:57:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 7 days, 08:11:26 toward level 97.
[08/31/24 08:47:54] zbe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:54 towards level 97.
[08/31/24 13:22:10] zbe and edo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/24 13:59:49] jra, DividedByZero, and gusto [2047/2255] have team battled Puff, Kody, and zbe [1763/3054] and won! 2 days, 16:12:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/24 23:18:13] Fritzl, zbe, and Yarosh [1617/2438] have team battled koyaan, misha, and caeli [1102/1979] and won! 0 days, 14:06:55 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/24 03:02:42] Zaratustra [626/660] has come upon zbe [217/1527] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:14:02 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[09/01/24 03:04:39] gusto [706/853] has challenged zbe [494/1527] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:41:40 is removed from gusto's clock.
[09/01/24 04:54:58] Russell, RussellB, and zbe [809/3718] have team battled fork, solarsparq, and rawgreaze [446/3055] and won! 0 days, 20:41:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/24 07:05:45] zbe [1377/1527] has challenged signofzeta [883/1134] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:18:23 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/03/24 07:28:37] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:06 towards level 97.
[09/03/24 23:01:18] zbe [665/1527] has challenged Affliction [509/559] in combat and won! 18 days, 12:26:13 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/04/24 00:33:47] Puff [118/699] has come upon zbe [945/1527] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:33:06 is added to Puff's clock.
[09/04/24 04:18:58] Zed_Spiker [371/1120] has come upon zbe [161/1527] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:44:53 is removed from Zed_Spiker's clock.
[09/08/24 09:23:42] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:00:55 towards level 98.
[09/09/24 01:57:27] zbe [987/1527] has challenged Haxx [3/341] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:10:15 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/09/24 09:36:48] zbe and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/24 12:47:55] zbe and IFireflyl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/24 15:01:10] zbe [520/1527] has challenged Forud [672/1052] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:12:15 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/11/24 04:44:43] gradator, Wolf, and el [1257/2943] have team battled zbe, thornrag, and ponzu [66/2811] and won! 3 days, 10:36:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/24 13:43:21] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:35:13 towards level 98.
[09/11/24 21:14:22] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:11:17 towards level 98.
[09/12/24 05:30:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 35 days, 00:07:43 toward level 98.
[09/12/24 05:44:17] zbe, Tangles, and V [744/3616] have team battled idlegood, HollowWasp, and muirrum [1825/2289] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/24 16:35:57] Lord255 and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/24 04:25:05] hiod [236/1003] has challenged zbe [130/1527] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:56:44 is removed from hiod's clock.
[09/13/24 10:52:22] Dex [169/884] has come upon zbe [308/1527] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:48:19 is added to Dex's clock.
[09/13/24 17:13:53] Garg and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/24 04:31:11] zbe and IFireflyl have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/24 22:43:38] zbe [460/1527] has challenged gildarts [323/908] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:16:39 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/15/24 23:36:39] zbe [793/1527] has come upon Khorne [563/757] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:00:52 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/17/24 17:24:45] zbe and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/24 03:58:38] DividedByZero [701/839] has challenged zbe [1387/1527] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:00:27 is added to DividedByZero's clock.
[09/18/24 09:04:34] freeboson [838/1078] has come upon zbe [734/1527] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:02:46 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[09/19/24 04:12:17] zbe [197/1527] has challenged zuper [147/520] in combat and won! 11 days, 14:14:51 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/19/24 23:41:09] zbe, RandomZero, and hugga [1759/2782] have team battled mordac, Pinkman, and Tabmow [583/3289] and won! 0 days, 01:55:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/24 10:45:43] zbe and DojShadow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/24 14:18:17] zuper [166/524] has challenged zbe [329/1527] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:58:41 is added to zuper's clock.
[09/20/24 22:17:23] zbe, Mat, and Fenrik [2553/3813] have team battled RandomZero, Ecko, and hax404 [1184/2000] and won! 1 day, 02:03:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/24 23:38:56] urfe [119/278] has challenged zbe [44/1527] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:26:02 is removed from urfe's clock.
[09/22/24 11:13:34] adamus1red, zbe, Celediel, and Platonides have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/24 12:53:51] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:59:58 towards level 99.
[09/22/24 14:34:25] thornrag, crysis, and Ungoliant [412/2724] have team battled zbe, DrinkyBird, and io [2206/3997] and lost! 6 days, 12:44:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/24 02:32:12] zbe [166/1527] has challenged kevkev [760/968] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:52:07 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/23/24 05:33:05] zbe [340/1527] has challenged heisenbug [705/826] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:46:39 is added to zbe's clock.
[09/23/24 07:33:40] StalkR [390/1294] has challenged zbe [523/1527] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:30 is added to StalkR's clock.
[09/24/24 12:31:13] blobdog, MadMan, and jacquesssss [109/1943] have team battled zbe, Asara, and \dev\ice [194/3615] and lost! 6 days, 05:56:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/24 11:27:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried zbe 21 days, 06:52:25 toward level 99.
[09/26/24 02:33:08] VonToutCourt, yNos, and RussellB [527/3396] have team battled ChowderKeg, rawgreaze, and zbe [2985/3267] and lost! 1 day, 17:25:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/24 07:36:51] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:24:15 towards level 99.
[09/27/24 01:19:16] t3chn0, bsleep, and zbe [1745/3230] have team battled VonToutCourt, Carl, and tswsl [2781/2796] and lost! 2 days, 13:40:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/24 16:02:50] tmberg [218/1216] has challenged zbe [349/1536] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:27:20 is added to tmberg's clock.
[09/28/24 07:07:09] zbe [461/1536] has challenged crysis [92/1000] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:53:18 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/29/24 10:30:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed zbe with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 13:16:11 from level 99.
[09/30/24 07:06:31] zbe [1403/1536] has come upon ahmubashshir [186/668] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:59:56 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/01/24 03:25:19] zbe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:26:42 towards level 99.
[10/03/24 04:42:28] zbe died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:10:36 from level 99.
[10/03/24 17:54:20] unicron [9/1112] has challenged zbe [1083/1536] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:43:52 is added to unicron's clock.
[10/03/24 20:45:14] zbe [86/1536] has challenged CornFly [970/1035] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:57:39 is added to zbe's clock.
[10/04/24 09:56:28] Crazycatlady, Lord255, and zbe [17/3830] have team battled MetaNova, ChowderKeg, and Neil [263/2676] and lost! 0 days, 07:58:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/24 11:37:49] medivh, Tangles, and TheSilentLink [698/2834] have team battled damyan, TimeWarp, and zbe [599/3479] and won! 3 days, 18:20:52 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/24 18:26:03] zbe [100/1536] has come upon Tangles [153/891] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:57:02 is added to zbe's clock.
[10/05/24 17:56:56] zbe [1183/1536] has challenged io [689/1241] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:29:09 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/06/24 21:23:26] Pinkman, gradator, and zbe [2817/3724] have team battled SirBummelz, Wam, and Matthew [1731/2980] and won! 0 days, 13:31:45 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/24 21:57:02] edo [431/437] has challenged zbe [1043/1543] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:13:13 is added to edo's clock.
[10/07/24 23:10:40] zbe [172/1543] has challenged Yarosh [345/543] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:26:45 is added to zbe's clock.
[10/08/24 05:38:06] zbe and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/24 00:01:35] Ancalagon [326/913] has come upon zbe [1412/1543] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:02:38 is added to Ancalagon's clock.
[10/11/24 22:40:32] MadMan and zbe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/24 22:59:57] KindOne [107/528] has come upon zbe [9/1543] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:52:15 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[10/13/24 09:45:38] Mat [871/963] has challenged zbe [1324/1543] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:23:43 is added to Mat's clock.
[10/13/24 20:04:36] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:04 towards level 99.
[10/14/24 22:35:26] zbe and jacob1 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/24 03:13:05] zbe [449/1543] has come upon Kachin [1012/1020] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:41:45 is added to zbe's clock.
[10/15/24 03:20:37] elf, kevkev, and Minus [1661/2635] have team battled zbe, Ecko, and dbaoty [2855/2860] and lost! 2 days, 18:44:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/24 07:42:11] Stevland [171/1131] has come upon zbe [671/1543] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:02:40 is added to Stevland's clock.
[10/16/24 01:10:36] zbe got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:34:12 from level 99.
[10/16/24 09:44:37] zbe [804/1543] has come upon v9x [320/338] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:41:21 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/17/24 05:07:51] zbe EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:26 from level 99.
[10/17/24 12:52:23] popey, allo, and anarcat [474/3146] have team battled adamus1red, zbe, and DividedByZero [524/3358] and lost! 2 days, 09:26:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/24 03:50:13] zbe got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:10 from level 99.
[10/18/24 08:17:29] zbe [1225/1543] has challenged cornfeedhobo [80/687] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:49 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/18/24 12:18:34] Wolf [847/961] has challenged zbe [968/1543] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:54:38 is added to Wolf's clock.
[10/18/24 12:36:19] zbe [492/1543] has challenged cadfael [35/789] in combat and won! 18 days, 22:31:01 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/18/24 15:40:55] zbe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:32:30 towards level 100.
[10/18/24 20:29:26] vegadark, jabuxas, and MELOONi [2097/2832] have team battled nax, Gorek, and zbe [1609/3249] and won! 0 days, 13:08:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/24 01:27:52] zbe ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:37:37 from level 100.
[10/20/24 12:31:24] caeli [477/677] has challenged zbe [889/1543] in combat and lost! 14 days, 09:40:21 is added to caeli's clock.
[10/21/24 02:12:53] keepmyshirt [403/640] has challenged zbe [309/1543] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:31:14 is removed from keepmyshirt's clock.
[10/21/24 19:09:19] zbe got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:25:09 towards level 100.
[10/22/24 13:26:08] heaton [256/412] has come upon zbe [1447/1543] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:46:46 is added to heaton's clock.
[10/22/24 16:45:11] zbe [906/1543] has come upon muirrum [382/675] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:58:44 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/22/24 16:45:14] zuper [41/485] has challenged zbe [747/1543] in combat and lost! 6 days, 15:07:12 is added to zuper's clock.
[10/22/24 23:30:20] zbe burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zbe's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/24/24 08:43:59] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:07:45 towards level 100.
[10/25/24 19:16:30] zbe found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:29:13 towards level 100.
[10/26/24 08:02:03] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:51:33 towards level 100.
[10/27/24 03:08:23] zbe [1321/1535] has come upon DividedByZero [779/884] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:34:45 is removed from zbe's clock.
[10/29/24 04:17:46] RandomZero [244/664] has come upon zbe [1502/1535] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:06:00 is added to RandomZero's clock.
[10/29/24 13:40:09] AbrahamLinksys [127/313] has challenged zbe [102/1535] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:26:02 is removed from AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[10/30/24 00:09:31] Reilly [117/694] has challenged zbe [457/1535] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:12:40 is added to Reilly's clock.
[11/01/24 20:39:53] zbe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:50:32 from level 100.
[11/02/24 21:05:45] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:06:00 towards level 100.
[11/03/24 09:22:21] wille [505/616] has come upon zbe [611/1535] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:43:08 is added to wille's clock.
[11/04/24 10:46:38] zbe and DojShadow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/24 08:12:34] zbe [1168/1535] has challenged yano [301/1052] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:22:51 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/05/24 21:16:00] zbe [1382/1545] has challenged yNos [133/848] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:14:10 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/06/24 03:17:32] zbe [1077/1545] has challenged Cockroach [901/918] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:37:14 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/07/24 17:42:12] zbe [899/1545] has come upon MadMan [184/757] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:04:50 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/08/24 01:33:58] zbe met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:16:52 from level 100.
[11/08/24 23:42:18] Crazycatlady, kinus, and V [767/3137] have team battled Cockroach, zbe, and ahmubashshir [620/3149] and won! 0 days, 08:14:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/24 06:19:32] fivehun, Notir, and thatmint [2285/2293] have team battled zbe, CodeGeek, and CornFly [1767/3808] and won! 0 days, 00:55:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/24 18:57:00] zbe [115/1545] has come upon crysis [328/1002] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:44:08 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/10/24 10:44:22] Garg [60/646] has challenged zbe [955/1545] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:00:48 is added to Garg's clock.
[11/10/24 20:59:48] MELOONi [1035/1150] has come upon zbe [406/1545] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 01:27:10 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[11/10/24 23:07:35] rawgreaze [477/1204] has come upon zbe [633/1545] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 07:40:01 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[11/11/24 12:54:04] zbe [1516/1545] has come upon bobvador [846/1079] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:59:22 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/12/24 03:55:04] zbe [826/1545] has challenged sam [448/1082] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:28:42 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/13/24 15:34:25] zbe [1237/1545] has challenged Kody [501/864] in combat and won! 13 days, 16:15:18 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/13/24 17:18:19] anarcat [870/1137] has come upon zbe [365/1545] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:49:55 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[11/14/24 03:11:49] zbe [1186/1545] has come upon bookworm [655/1028] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 04:10:57 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/14/24 07:59:40] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:39:39 towards level 101.
[11/14/24 15:44:09] zbe and jayvee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/24 23:58:08] wowbagger [459/1018] has challenged zbe [1273/1545] in combat and lost! 8 days, 10:12:40 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[11/16/24 18:10:49] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:27:11 towards level 101.
[11/16/24 18:38:35] Misza [559/1066] has come upon zbe [4/1545] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 06:26:41 is removed from Misza's clock.
[11/17/24 03:35:45] zbe died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:27:26 from level 101.
[11/17/24 17:57:48] zbe fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:46:59 from level 101.
[11/17/24 18:42:02] zbe was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:04:10 from level 101.
[11/18/24 03:36:34] allo [658/921] has come upon zbe [1310/1545] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:30:56 is added to allo's clock.
[11/19/24 06:41:09] kenyon [36/1181] has challenged zbe [715/1545] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:21:38 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/20/24 13:09:12] Techman, zbe, manish, and kptr have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/24 04:05:40] pztrn, kptr, and idleevil [1534/2594] have team battled Aksej, zbe, and alephnull [3101/3469] and lost! 1 day, 01:54:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/24 04:35:11] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:20:32 towards level 101.
[11/21/24 08:18:02] zbe grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:32:06 towards level 101.